r/Me_irl | you think I'm cute xD

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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@donutcrafter5973
@donutcrafter5973 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: wolves are WAY more scared of you, they can detect people from literal miles away and will stay that far away
@swervinghawk6718
@swervinghawk6718 3 жыл бұрын
Neat
@Queen_Bread
@Queen_Bread 3 жыл бұрын
Unless they are lonely or abandoned, then they don't know to avoid humans and will try to find a pack that will let them in
@lofigalaxy1272
@lofigalaxy1272 3 жыл бұрын
oh
@RainFeatherYT
@RainFeatherYT 3 жыл бұрын
So... Wolves will stay away from humans at the distance their noses can smell at? Humans smell so bad to wolves that they will go miles away to stop being able to smell us.
@s0lar.ecl1pse83
@s0lar.ecl1pse83 3 жыл бұрын
Another fun fact: I'm a wolf! Litreally- I broke into somebodys house to write this
@risingstar-films5172
@risingstar-films5172 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: that scene in the beginning was actually just a highly sped of version of the video, with some added audio thrown in
@izaanazeem1282
@izaanazeem1282 3 жыл бұрын
My brothers dancing on the floor
@kayumangii
@kayumangii 3 жыл бұрын
@@izaanazeem1282 good
@izaanazeem1282
@izaanazeem1282 3 жыл бұрын
Because of the intro
@izaanazeem1282
@izaanazeem1282 3 жыл бұрын
Now he is in the hosptal
@fabledgalaxies1952
@fabledgalaxies1952 3 жыл бұрын
AHAH SO I DID SEE DEEPFRIED L!
@avgor3072
@avgor3072 3 жыл бұрын
“An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts” Me with my ADHD: “OH NO! NOT AGAIN-“
@Row_of_E
@Row_of_E 3 жыл бұрын
It's not a single room, but more of a full mansion
@Star_Comet
@Star_Comet 2 жыл бұрын
I FELT THIS ON A PERSONAL LEVEL
@Planekilla
@Planekilla 2 жыл бұрын
So true😂
@StarShineKitsune
@StarShineKitsune 2 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
@torterra1826
@torterra1826 2 жыл бұрын
Me with my Zillion Million Gillion Bajillion fetishes and ADHD:
@usurpererenyeager649
@usurpererenyeager649 3 жыл бұрын
Introverts whenever they get the order wrong "Works for me!" *STOP STOP STOP EXPOSING ME*
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 жыл бұрын
God, parents are amazing when they aren't Karens
@litrpg101
@litrpg101 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, dude wrote it off because he's clearly never been given the soup when he ordered the ribs.
@S1lly.St4rg4z3R
@S1lly.St4rg4z3R 3 жыл бұрын
I saw that part of the video as soon as I read the comment
@esppupsnkits4560
@esppupsnkits4560 3 жыл бұрын
You’re mistaking introversion with having social trauma/laziness, my dude
@litrpg101
@litrpg101 3 жыл бұрын
@@esppupsnkits4560 ? I don't think laziness has anything to do with it, it's someone else doing the work, after all. Social trauma is also just a different flavor of introversion...
@charax-1
@charax-1 3 жыл бұрын
"An escape room but it's only your thoughts" Thoughts: this relatablilty has reached a new level
@TheHotBlade
@TheHotBlade 3 жыл бұрын
We're within Chara Chara distance now.
@blessedbyminos
@blessedbyminos 3 жыл бұрын
Why do I see you everywhere
@hornetisvoider
@hornetisvoider 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheHotBlade not funny
@thatmemeguy6725
@thatmemeguy6725 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice how this man has nearly 300 comments and only 1 heart
@blessedbyminos
@blessedbyminos 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatmemeguy6725 oh christ ur right
@crimsondragon2677
@crimsondragon2677 3 жыл бұрын
"Do you think, god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created" - The Scientist from Spy Kids 2
@lovelydaytoday3998
@lovelydaytoday3998 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@senortacos1491
@senortacos1491 3 жыл бұрын
I was about to say that too
@billyoneshot3337
@billyoneshot3337 3 жыл бұрын
Rip the spy kids franchise it will be missed
@iker2333
@iker2333 3 жыл бұрын
@@billyoneshot3337 will it tho?
@billyoneshot3337
@billyoneshot3337 3 жыл бұрын
@@iker2333 yes if not by others then atleast by me
@TheLocomono9
@TheLocomono9 3 жыл бұрын
Introverts getting the order wrong: guess I’m trying something new
@Mytiinae
@Mytiinae 3 жыл бұрын
Yea that actually happened to me i was ordering a kebab and the Lady that was taking my order misheard so i got a normal big kebab (btw i ordered an only meat kebab So yeah)
@erenyeager1660
@erenyeager1660 3 жыл бұрын
I guess I'm an ambivert then- I mean, for the most part, I'm an introvert, but if someone gets my order wrong, I'm goin' Karen on their a$$
@michaeledmunds7266
@michaeledmunds7266 3 жыл бұрын
Me: "I want a cheese pizza with ranch dip." *Gets handed a plain pepperoni pizza* Me: "This is perfect, thank you."
@Mytiinae
@Mytiinae 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeledmunds7266 yea
@jacobk75
@jacobk75 3 жыл бұрын
@@erenyeager1660 it is like I hate to say it but if I pay someone to provide a service or a good, you expect it to happen or come out a certian way. I know it sounds like a demand and the fast food industry always gets a bad rep and the circumstances of peopel, but it is like, I ask for this, not this. It is a combination of being grateful but with slight irritation
@philip8498
@philip8498 3 жыл бұрын
Me: trying to sleep and dream as an escapism technique Nightmare: bonjour
@katarinadreams6955
@katarinadreams6955 3 жыл бұрын
The meme about the spider reminded me of a nightmare I had about a giant white spider when I was 5
@TheUltima_Werewolf
@TheUltima_Werewolf 3 жыл бұрын
My problems appearing in the dream: hola
@fordfuzzyface7268
@fordfuzzyface7268 3 жыл бұрын
Better than letting existential dream sink in an inch deeper... bonjor Mr.SkinEater tell me your tale and distract me from myself...have a weirdly pleasant conversation while peeling the skin off your face.
@Iamunabletoread
@Iamunabletoread 3 жыл бұрын
Me: wakes up Nightmare: adios
@T--xo2uq
@T--xo2uq 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I go to bed I have the choice between having no dreams but being in freezing cold, or having some warm covers on and endless nightmares. Unless its summer, then it's just nightmares and sweat.
@dredgenauryx3382
@dredgenauryx3382 3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in lucid Dreaming... Screams of absolute horror in Lucid Nightmare.
@TotalyNotTony
@TotalyNotTony 3 жыл бұрын
fun fact, lucid nightmares are still lucid dreams, so its possible to make a flame thrower and burn thos mf to a crisp
@dredgenauryx3382
@dredgenauryx3382 3 жыл бұрын
@@TotalyNotTony Yes but that is harder to do when the dream has escaped your control and is now ruled by your insecurities and other fears instead... You can take back control but it ain't easy.. .
@TotalyNotTony
@TotalyNotTony 3 жыл бұрын
@@dredgenauryx3382 this is true
@Daycore_lovers
@Daycore_lovers 3 жыл бұрын
This is why im still scared to try lucid dreaming, my brain always show weird or scary image whenever possible
@cay7809
@cay7809 2 жыл бұрын
@@dredgenauryx3382 just imagine a m4a1 assault rifle and blast that mf
@brilsraist
@brilsraist 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry, I'm white, I like cheese" Fucking mood. Come to Wisconsin, Robin. We have amazing cheese
@ultimatebigbrainhelth3161
@ultimatebigbrainhelth3161 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing shit Pizza cheese is a thing here
@ultimatebigbrainhelth3161
@ultimatebigbrainhelth3161 3 жыл бұрын
It has the same taste as pizza It's amazing
@Medichips-ws5oj
@Medichips-ws5oj 3 жыл бұрын
I got a big cheese hat from there
@SnowDragon_2204
@SnowDragon_2204 3 жыл бұрын
Aight I know where I'm moving to
@brilsraist
@brilsraist 3 жыл бұрын
@@ultimatebigbrainhelth3161 bruh. And cheese curds? Fresh so they squeak. *chefs kiss*
@SftHrtBrsKnckls
@SftHrtBrsKnckls 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry I’m white, I like cheese” Damn, that’s relatable.
@ayoayo1044
@ayoayo1044 3 жыл бұрын
Man now i want a cheese stick or a babybel
@sambsonlambson5500
@sambsonlambson5500 3 жыл бұрын
same
@silver2k848
@silver2k848 3 жыл бұрын
I’m the only white person on earth who isn’t obsessed over cheese
@korbloxking552
@korbloxking552 3 жыл бұрын
I eat cheese for brunchinner everyday
@j-69
@j-69 3 жыл бұрын
I'm white and I hate cheese help what do I do
@ShiftySeeker
@ShiftySeeker 3 жыл бұрын
“You get to control your dreams, but you sleep double” Me: YAY! That’s 2 hours of sleep!!!!
@quantumtabbylargo7457
@quantumtabbylargo7457 3 жыл бұрын
Insomniacs: I see no problem here.
@ShiftySeeker
@ShiftySeeker 3 жыл бұрын
@@quantumtabbylargo7457 you and me both
@humanbeing7485
@humanbeing7485 3 жыл бұрын
control your dreams into making you think you r sleeping in ur dream so u sleep 2 hours in ur dream and 2 hours irl so u get 4 hours of sleep BIG BRAIN
@darkstarfirestudios4500
@darkstarfirestudios4500 2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever dreamt that you are awake and completing chores and stuff and then wake up and have to do it all over again
@secretly-a-kobold
@secretly-a-kobold Жыл бұрын
i get 14
@sebokbleh6360
@sebokbleh6360 3 жыл бұрын
Emkay: "I know driving can be a heart attack inducing thing" Me: can literally feel my heartrate increasing with my anxiety when my parents try to teach me to drive Also me: "oh shi-"
@asgard_
@asgard_ 3 жыл бұрын
Why do your parents teach you wooooo- Please take a professional course, they are not supposed to do that.
@TheeKyuubiKidd
@TheeKyuubiKidd 3 жыл бұрын
@@asgard_ That's actually completely inaccurate. You have to have a certain amount of practice time and stuff to get a license, and most places won't even let you get a permit without the know how to drive.
@asgard_
@asgard_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheeKyuubiKidd That is why you also practice in those courses... but with a professional. Not a parent who most likely doesn't know how to teach it.
@sylvirgiomanach1491
@sylvirgiomanach1491 3 жыл бұрын
The problem is that it's your parents. Need to try a professional, a friend, or a kindly stranger. Or a super sus stranger. Still a better option tbh. The closest I ever came to intentionally swerving off a bridge was when my step-dad was yelling one thing beside me and mom was yelling something different behind me. So I just said "fuck it" and slammed on the brakes in the middle of the road until they stopped talking.
@theronfoxfriend8611
@theronfoxfriend8611 3 жыл бұрын
@@sylvirgiomanach1491 This! My mother thinks the best way to teach me is to argue about every little thing and nit pic about my speed. Too slow, too fast, cut that guy off hes in the way...
@brotherzlox5115
@brotherzlox5115 3 жыл бұрын
fun fact: some company made non alchoholic wine for cats, so you and your cats can drown your sorrows away
@isimsoyisim460
@isimsoyisim460 3 жыл бұрын
wow
@gojitsar7505
@gojitsar7505 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, the cat will drown alright.
@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3
@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 3 жыл бұрын
That's just another level of sad
@cheseballs6581
@cheseballs6581 3 жыл бұрын
Yanfei main? :D
@brotherzlox5115
@brotherzlox5115 3 жыл бұрын
@@cheseballs6581 xiao main B)
@t0mm0thy
@t0mm0thy 3 жыл бұрын
Someone I barely even knew at school oone asked me: "did you wear that shirt four days In a row?" Me: *behold* THE WASHING MACHINE
@briangarcia5261
@briangarcia5261 3 жыл бұрын
Behold the WASHINGMACHINE-INTOR Perry the platupus
@lisaandethanc4284
@lisaandethanc4284 2 жыл бұрын
@@briangarcia5261 I was literally just thinking that when I read this comment.
@obbyg4ming905
@obbyg4ming905 2 жыл бұрын
i mean i think i'd notice too if somebody i don't know just consistently stands out in the corner of my eye because of them wearing the same shirt i'd get a weird feeling of deja vu everytime... except in my case i wouldn't even bother asking you, out of both social anxiety and just laziness
@danielgmeiner6140
@danielgmeiner6140 3 жыл бұрын
"We don't get to control or choose dreams" Me, who can lucid dream: im 4 parallel universes ahead of you
@north6927
@north6927 3 жыл бұрын
Me who's trying to shift but is only getting realistic but not quite lucid dreams; 👁👄👁
@madelovetoypurbirthgiver
@madelovetoypurbirthgiver 3 жыл бұрын
I dont have dreams at all and i think thats why i cant shift no matter how hard i try
@north6927
@north6927 3 жыл бұрын
@@madelovetoypurbirthgiver maybe, it's a possibility for sure
@neuratlas
@neuratlas 3 жыл бұрын
Wait so I read some of the replies, the hell is “shifting”?
@north6927
@north6927 3 жыл бұрын
@@neuratlas I can explain that kinda! Shifting is where your mind essentially takes you to a different reality! Google can probably explain better than me. It's been compared to lucid dreaming, but it's not the same thing
@OnlyDerpKnows
@OnlyDerpKnows 3 жыл бұрын
EmKay: you can't choose People who lucid dream : am I really a joke to you?
@yumyumcheeseburgers1195
@yumyumcheeseburgers1195 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah it's big brain time
@thatoneguynamedpatrick
@thatoneguynamedpatrick 3 жыл бұрын
@@yumyumcheeseburgers1195 perfect comment on his pfp XD
@goomba9956
@goomba9956 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I went 3 weeks wearing the same shirt to school just to piss people off. I bought 3 of the same shirt and would wash and wear the shirts, alternating all week and repeating. I received many worried glances and comments. Everyone thought I just was lazy as fuck, but I was 10 steps ahead. They still don't know to this day. It comes up occasionally during conversations.
@ironsand09
@ironsand09 3 жыл бұрын
person: an escape room, but its just your thoughts. me, in the room: *heart attack noises*
@heccinchonkercat
@heccinchonkercat 3 жыл бұрын
*panik*
@catelynh1020
@catelynh1020 3 жыл бұрын
Video: no one has a family where everyone likes each other Me: sweats because people tell me my family doesn't have to pretend to like each other when company comes over, thinking of how i'm going to tell them that we actually don't hate each other
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 жыл бұрын
I end up accidentally fighting with my little cousin every time I see her-
@andiana71311
@andiana71311 3 жыл бұрын
IKR like my family ACTUALLY enjoys each other's company, thank you very much
@astrelskies3086
@astrelskies3086 3 жыл бұрын
I havent spoken to my sister in over a year after she stole 3,500 USD from my mom and i, and my family still pretents to be nice to her.
@princessnovainacottage3326
@princessnovainacottage3326 3 жыл бұрын
@@astrelskies3086 That sounds like an awful thing to do to your mother
@catelynh1020
@catelynh1020 3 жыл бұрын
All these replies seem to be proof of my point. It seems so rare that families get along (ignoring childish arguments like sibs fighting in the back seat of a car on a long road trip) When i was younger, i did have my fair share of spats with my family, but once we were all relatively grown and on the same level, we see each other basically weekly and are very involved in each others' lives. Which is somehow supposedly even more rare. Especially since i have to drive an hour to see my sib and a half hour to see my parents.
@SillyGoofyGoober23
@SillyGoofyGoober23 3 жыл бұрын
7:05 Me who lucid dreams: “I don’t have such weaknesses!”
@ventboy7463
@ventboy7463 3 жыл бұрын
"Tom, turn your camera off" "What, you didn't like the show? "
@xCoKo
@xCoKo 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not liking this bc it has 69 likes and also love ur profile
@ventboy7463
@ventboy7463 3 жыл бұрын
@@xCoKo too late, also thank you 🙏
@xCoKo
@xCoKo 3 жыл бұрын
DANG IT PEOPLE WHY U DO THIS
@Nova_Darkwood
@Nova_Darkwood 3 жыл бұрын
"an escape room, but it's just your thoughts" i wouldnt survive that.
@ssgamingx123
@ssgamingx123 3 жыл бұрын
same, in fact id die in a day
@cheshirecatmadhatter9206
@cheshirecatmadhatter9206 3 жыл бұрын
I won't last 30 minutes
@alaskabarnsley999
@alaskabarnsley999 3 жыл бұрын
If Karen found a genie Genie: 1 rule no wishing for infinite wishes 2 rule no wishing for love 3 rule no wishing for death Karen: I wish we don't have to wear masks in shops Genie: there are 4 rules
@TheBlueShark
@TheBlueShark 3 жыл бұрын
actually, there are still 3, karen is just wishing for death
@6lvgthegoat
@6lvgthegoat 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBlueShark the genie could just remove COVID so you don’t have to wear masks
@valentinfranco4528
@valentinfranco4528 3 жыл бұрын
@@6lvgthegoat he could also instantly vaporize all materials used to make masks?
@atruepanda1782
@atruepanda1782 3 жыл бұрын
Did you know: If you respectfully say "Hey guys you put pickles in my burger" then restaurants are required to give you a burger without pickles and no one actually has to kick and scream and die?
@ophilia
@ophilia 3 жыл бұрын
But Social anxiety, can’t talk with strange burger guy
@nenekomaeda
@nenekomaeda 3 жыл бұрын
@@ophilia best reply oh my god.
@faqihawang236
@faqihawang236 3 жыл бұрын
@@ophilia this has that Tumblr energy
@Yndd76
@Yndd76 3 жыл бұрын
@@faqihawang236 Tumblr moment
@ophilia
@ophilia 3 жыл бұрын
@Bob the Fish i mean when i‘m at a mcdonalds i usually order at those machines
@B2wasTaken
@B2wasTaken 3 жыл бұрын
I was bouta go to sleep then they decide to put a huge fucking spider on screen with horrifing audio. Thanks emkay
@awesomediego1614
@awesomediego1614 3 жыл бұрын
spider timestamp 4:50
@DraedonTheInventor
@DraedonTheInventor 3 жыл бұрын
Skyrim spiders are shit in combat, don't have much health, but they'll haunt your dreams forever
@halloweenlover1031
@halloweenlover1031 3 жыл бұрын
F
@HeCesar
@HeCesar 3 жыл бұрын
:( I went KING CRIMSON on it and dashed out of my room
@unicornl0
@unicornl0 3 жыл бұрын
@@awesomediego1614 Me waiting for that part so I can look away and turn the volume down like: Now? No? Ok. Now? No? Ok. What about now? Still no? Alright. This goes on every 10 seconds
@roronoad.baller7110
@roronoad.baller7110 3 жыл бұрын
The "mom waiting for me to laugh" one was me as I child, I mother would walk in and watch me and all of a sudden I would smile then start cracking up. I never knew why
@Matthpiet
@Matthpiet 3 жыл бұрын
Same man
@random_pixel1236
@random_pixel1236 3 жыл бұрын
When you realize that the memes that flashed at the beginning are just the memes later in the video
@viviansong8034
@viviansong8034 3 жыл бұрын
I saw a vision of the future
@sonnebhy
@sonnebhy 3 жыл бұрын
Me who knew that: y e s
@erniemaemalle1244
@erniemaemalle1244 3 жыл бұрын
Ur profile is my mood today
@iuploadonceeverythreemonth8903
@iuploadonceeverythreemonth8903 3 жыл бұрын
Me: why are those memes flashing *realization kicks in* Me: oOoOoOoOH
@parist6735
@parist6735 3 жыл бұрын
I watched it in 0.25x speed.
@FabbrizioPlays
@FabbrizioPlays 3 жыл бұрын
"I hate dreams. One moment I'm asleep, and the next thing I know I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord."
@marthamryglod291
@marthamryglod291 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, mitch
@sweetflowers1421
@sweetflowers1421 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I once fought Napoleon in my dreams and was hella confused when I woke up.
@Bottleofwater-n5y
@Bottleofwater-n5y 3 жыл бұрын
I too hate dreams, especially if they cheat and they are green
@Matthpiet
@Matthpiet 3 жыл бұрын
What’s funny about dreams is that you have to buy your grandparents a pink pickle shaped phone before world war 55 happens or some weird shit, but at the time it completely makes sense to you in your dreams for some reason
@Lilly1021-1
@Lilly1021-1 2 жыл бұрын
I usually just go through a normal school day, and then i wake up and have to do it again
@NeelTheHuman
@NeelTheHuman Ай бұрын
14:10 best part is, it works even when the patient knows it's a placebo😂
@AverytheCubanAmerican
@AverytheCubanAmerican 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the infamous class observer... even worse when that observer is the Principal
@johnhenrymills4517
@johnhenrymills4517 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@rappy6328
@rappy6328 3 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Uduma hi
@justsomeafrican5035
@justsomeafrican5035 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnhenrymills4517 H
@kingofrexes666gamingandmor5
@kingofrexes666gamingandmor5 3 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeafrican5035 hi
@notriley100
@notriley100 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingofrexes666gamingandmor5 hi
@munchlax6577
@munchlax6577 3 жыл бұрын
When will emkay stop being cowards and show us the other hand
@Massck
@Massck 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm...
@hornetisvoider
@hornetisvoider 3 жыл бұрын
Idk
@etibredips
@etibredips 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: it’s just the hand
@bobo70p75
@bobo70p75 3 жыл бұрын
Never
@personest_person
@personest_person 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: He only has one hand
@EmeraldB0i
@EmeraldB0i 3 жыл бұрын
"An escape room, but it's just your thoughts.," Me someone with ADHD: Mines just an MC Escher painting on steroids.
@dinglebopper5544
@dinglebopper5544 3 жыл бұрын
"Dudes will make zero moves on their crush and then proceed to post this." Emkay: You have to try Me: I do, I just really am meant to be lonely
@chubbathepig5920
@chubbathepig5920 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@puglife4sho861
@puglife4sho861 3 жыл бұрын
i made a move and got in then broke up
@theyesman420
@theyesman420 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god i felt this
@theyesman420
@theyesman420 3 жыл бұрын
i did once, got rejected i did again with someone else 2 years ago, got rejected questioned my sexuality, unquestioned tried again yesterday and now im depressed hhahhaahahaha
@jessemarr5802
@jessemarr5802 3 жыл бұрын
Rip
@LonelyHeroAnimates
@LonelyHeroAnimates 3 жыл бұрын
"no one can control their dreams-" is anyone gonna tell them or are we gonna stay quiet??
@liamchoux6160
@liamchoux6160 3 жыл бұрын
Stay quiet shhh
@technically_toby
@technically_toby 3 жыл бұрын
They'll probably end up finding it themselves, just give 'em time
@ohhey1991
@ohhey1991 3 жыл бұрын
tell me, tell me 👀
@kiritolightning
@kiritolightning 3 жыл бұрын
@@ohhey1991 ehmm lucid dream??
@ohhey1991
@ohhey1991 3 жыл бұрын
@@kiritolightning ohh
@18videowatcher41
@18videowatcher41 3 жыл бұрын
For me, the appeal of sleep is the lack of awareness that comes with being unconscious.
@im_sour7102
@im_sour7102 3 жыл бұрын
I would be THRILLED if my boyfriend invited me under the sheets and then just had glowing dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are my favorite.
@AuntieCreed
@AuntieCreed 3 жыл бұрын
someone - "Do you even want to go?" introvert - "NO! But I'd like to be asked." Me - "Ouch, the feels."
@-too_tired-
@-too_tired- 2 жыл бұрын
Not counting months, Gangnam Style is now 11 years old. Let that sink in.
@Backup-wm9cn
@Backup-wm9cn 3 жыл бұрын
seizure warning for the intro, thank me later, epileptic people of the internet :)
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 жыл бұрын
EmKay pin this please
@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa
@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh he needs to pin this
@EgTubee
@EgTubee 3 жыл бұрын
Too late
@basilsfakejordans
@basilsfakejordans 3 жыл бұрын
Me, reading this more than halfway into the video: thanks. I dont have epilepsy but thanks.
@Mchxdlo
@Mchxdlo 3 жыл бұрын
I know they probably won't see this, but it would be great if they did a collab in a discord call or something, like they narrated together? it would be really funny :D
@olit349
@olit349 3 жыл бұрын
YES I NEED THIS
@sambsonlambson5500
@sambsonlambson5500 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@SheynChan
@SheynChan 3 жыл бұрын
we need this asap
@equaius893
@equaius893 3 жыл бұрын
embay but soothouse? Frick yeah
@SheynChan
@SheynChan 3 жыл бұрын
@@equaius893 s o o t y o u s a y?
@SandstormGD2025
@SandstormGD2025 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who still has nightmares/panic attacks from horror movies I watched 5 years ago, that first thing(before the intro) would be absolute hell for me LOL
@frogwithapples
@frogwithapples 3 жыл бұрын
Class observer: "He hem" *teacher ignores "He hem"
@TakeoInslayth
@TakeoInslayth 3 жыл бұрын
Alright Umbridge, calm down
@JackSilver1410
@JackSilver1410 3 жыл бұрын
Glass of water will clear that right up...
@hannahtimmons4097
@hannahtimmons4097 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like she needs a cough drop 👁👁
@justmii4887
@justmii4887 3 жыл бұрын
"do you think god stays in the sky because he too lives in fear of what he's created?" that my guy is a very good point
@marialalasmusic7582
@marialalasmusic7582 3 жыл бұрын
Spy kids 2 was so cool man
@andiana71311
@andiana71311 3 жыл бұрын
@@marialalasmusic7582 I'm sorry what-- What does this have to do with this comment???
@Nikzzza
@Nikzzza 3 жыл бұрын
@@andiana71311 because it's uses there? kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoOpqKyll9mhgaM
@marialalasmusic7582
@marialalasmusic7582 3 жыл бұрын
@@andiana71311 sorry xD what he says it's a reference to spy kids 2
@forever_spiteful
@forever_spiteful 3 жыл бұрын
Whats yellow and cant swim? A bus full of children
@Lunar_F_Blues
@Lunar_F_Blues 3 жыл бұрын
People who sleep 13 hours: Infinite Tsukuyomi complete
@hsn429
@hsn429 3 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that he didn't get the "me when I write on the board" meme.
@freshfighter9
@freshfighter9 3 жыл бұрын
I can relate to that, my writing keeps going downward and gets smaller progressively
@Ninjapizza8247
@Ninjapizza8247 3 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how humans essentially went from sticks and stones to HARNESSING THE POWER OF THUNDER in only a couple hundred years (and I mean lightning rods not your usual at home electricity)
@beelzebubcrumpethorn
@beelzebubcrumpethorn 3 жыл бұрын
“An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts.” How do you escape a goddamn war-zone?
@lapis8183
@lapis8183 3 жыл бұрын
@goose I- can't!
@andrewsd2819
@andrewsd2819 3 жыл бұрын
For me, its _Hell_ Loads shotgun with malicious intent
@hongbinmo7272
@hongbinmo7272 3 жыл бұрын
Weapons are In the back of the room. Figure it out
@sowth_music
@sowth_music 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *a very happy person with lots of friends* Memes: yeah, depression therapy amirite? Me: y-yeah relatable haha...
@fabo-desu
@fabo-desu 3 жыл бұрын
Considering that everyone who watched this video saw your comment, and only the ones who agreed liked, I can conclude that we are just about 0,00185% of the viewers of mkay
@sowth_music
@sowth_music 3 жыл бұрын
@@fabo-desu yes
@DEATHSIMBRACE
@DEATHSIMBRACE 3 жыл бұрын
What is your secret?
@sowth_music
@sowth_music 3 жыл бұрын
@@DEATHSIMBRACE Take time to think about life once in a while and just be out there and friendly.
@sowth_music
@sowth_music 3 жыл бұрын
@Brookelynn Tate *FUNKY FRESH BEATS*
@FoggyBadger
@FoggyBadger Жыл бұрын
That last one is legit painful. I basically didn't grow up with a family, so I never knew what that's like except for movies. A couple years ago I moved to San Francisco and lived with my bestfriend for the first six months. During that time Christmas happened. That's when I found out that they had a nearly perfect family life growing up. So many family members, all of them getting along and being super happy. I went upstairs and had an emotional break down and stayed up there until they left. My bestfriend later apologiised because they hadn't thought of that.
@Mortomi
@Mortomi 3 жыл бұрын
“Smallest things can wreck you completely for a disproportionately long time” Yeah so I’ve had this on my chest for like... Since corona started? Basically I mixed up n-95 masks (hospital ones) and normal masks and told people to not panic buy masks and I’ve been thinking about it for like a year an I just wanted to say that thank you for reading.
@TheMountainMan-wz8xf
@TheMountainMan-wz8xf 3 жыл бұрын
I pushed a kid off a Chuck E. Cheese ride in pure cold blood when I was fucking, like, four. He ran off crying and I still feel bad to this day. :(
@creator6841
@creator6841 3 жыл бұрын
Once when I was like 8 I was running through a play ground and accidentally tripped a barely walking toddler, I didn’t know what to do and no one was around (my parents were across the playground) so I just kept running- I feel bad to this day.
@7sins_of_life
@7sins_of_life 3 жыл бұрын
Even worse than the "Didn't you wear that last week?" Is the "Didn't you wear that yesterday?" Because I could have washed it or it's not dirty. As long as I don't fucking smell like shot you shouldn't care what I wear and how long I do.
@justawall9218
@justawall9218 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@rainlee1
@rainlee1 3 жыл бұрын
This one never ceases to bother me. I've showered, I've not sweated in fact I've done nothing but just put them on, why can't I wear it more than once????
@7sins_of_life
@7sins_of_life 3 жыл бұрын
@@rainlee1 Because people apparently think you immediately "contaminate" the clothes and they are dirty now. It's incredibly stupid and honestly I just want to wear my comfy clothes and not be judged by this ridiculous thinking. I just tell people that ask that I own two of the shirts (or whatever it is that I wear).
@alchemysaga3745
@alchemysaga3745 3 жыл бұрын
@@7sins_of_life For me I try to avoid it if the place I went to it was somewhere logically more likely to have something to contaminate it, like a hospital.
@7sins_of_life
@7sins_of_life 3 жыл бұрын
@@alchemysaga3745 Yep, that makes sense. I used contaminate as a word to show how ridiculous this way of thinking is (Sorry if it didn't come across like that, english isn't my first language). It's just stupid to care about what others are wearing and for how long, as long as they don't bother you by smelling or being dirty no one should care.
@naygoats955
@naygoats955 3 жыл бұрын
0:07 that hello is gonna live rent free in my head till the grave
@alexanderscharnitzky6057
@alexanderscharnitzky6057 3 жыл бұрын
Robin sounds like Swaggersouls that went to college. I can't unhear it so I'm passing it on to you now... Do with this knowledge what you will.
@beelieboo
@beelieboo 3 жыл бұрын
What’s that
@witchescrrft5588
@witchescrrft5588 3 жыл бұрын
Why have you done this
@darkousdragon1166
@darkousdragon1166 3 жыл бұрын
Wandavision: just mcu showing us all having a mental breakdown
@probablynotalatexshork5495
@probablynotalatexshork5495 3 жыл бұрын
"an escape room, but its your thoughts" Me, who watches The Walten Files, and so its what I think about: well shit.
@ZeiXImiko
@ZeiXImiko 3 жыл бұрын
No matter how weird, terrifying or absurd my dreams are, they are infinitely more enjoyable than my waking life.
@pluviophile6556
@pluviophile6556 3 жыл бұрын
*Yes*
@incog2532
@incog2532 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: "We can't control our dreams" Me making sure nothing disrupts the few hours of peace and quiet I get: Listen, I am the captain now
@plantelo
@plantelo 3 жыл бұрын
you know, there are places so bad that they *actually* get your order wrong and deliver you the wrong dish entirely
@blxcklicorice
@blxcklicorice 3 жыл бұрын
“An escape room but it’s just your thoughts” Me: that sounds like therapy My mom, a therapist: yeah
@The.Resident.Ghosty
@The.Resident.Ghosty 3 жыл бұрын
cool
@enderknight39
@enderknight39 3 жыл бұрын
That's rough buddy
@aynat3068
@aynat3068 3 жыл бұрын
''Gangnam style came out 8 years ago'' Ive never felt so old just by looking at a image
@connor2006
@connor2006 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000
@EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000 3 жыл бұрын
Press f to feel old
@jamesgoldblatt5850
@jamesgoldblatt5850 3 жыл бұрын
@@EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000 F
@l7qq_zta517
@l7qq_zta517 3 жыл бұрын
7:10 "we cant choose our dreams" *me who was lucid dreaming my whole life: are you SURE 'bout that?*
@FalconsFeather9650
@FalconsFeather9650 3 жыл бұрын
“Then you’re gonna be in a big discord call... don’t worry-“ Ad, interrupting: “we do it every night!” I started WHEEZING-
@starstrangledmanwithaplan8148
@starstrangledmanwithaplan8148 3 жыл бұрын
WandaVision: when you hoped for a good life but it still fucks you up from the inside and the outside
@BloopTheNoop
@BloopTheNoop 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not that SNL is too political it’s that they’ve been making the same joke over and over again since 2016
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 жыл бұрын
oh yes, Toph loved her portrayal in Ember Island Players... which fun fact, the buffed Toph was supposed to be what Toph looked like until the creators decided to make the character a young girl
@flyingteacup8369
@flyingteacup8369 3 жыл бұрын
Those spider noises scared the crap out of me Was not expecting that at all 😅
@Robotichandarm
@Robotichandarm 3 жыл бұрын
Me neither
@Acuace
@Acuace 3 жыл бұрын
emkay at 8:55:don’t worry the ad: don’t miss out on the benefits of a triangle reward card
@Psychonide
@Psychonide 3 жыл бұрын
"sadly my stepmom has this curse that every time she orders fast food her order is wrong or she never gets it."
@reyrex4938
@reyrex4938 3 жыл бұрын
“An escape room but it’s just your thoughts” So every night I try to go to sleep?
@MysterWacht88
@MysterWacht88 2 жыл бұрын
Once I got a cheeseburger at Burger King and I somehow got a burger with literally every single item on the menu
@breadboix2158
@breadboix2158 3 жыл бұрын
“An escape room but your thoughts” Me: “...why is there nothing here but memes?”
@fitzchivalry728
@fitzchivalry728 3 жыл бұрын
"it's a beautiful day to yell at god" sounds like a steven rhodes shirt lmaoo
@JasonBarrettePiano
@JasonBarrettePiano 3 жыл бұрын
“Okay I got out of my emKay rabbit hole, how much sleep am I gettin?” 0:25
@androidgamer1112
@androidgamer1112 3 жыл бұрын
7:11 *EmKay after he hears about lucid dreaming:*
@patrickhodson8715
@patrickhodson8715 3 жыл бұрын
I’m an introvert who does the “works for me” thing, but not because I’m an introvert. It’s because I have worked in food service and I’m not very picky
@evierose8347
@evierose8347 3 жыл бұрын
4:57 Oh, so you think the small Frostbite Spiders from Skyrim are scary, wait till you see the ones that are bigger than you.
@themagicfishgod
@themagicfishgod 3 жыл бұрын
I figured something out. In the intro with the reel of thoughts, it was just the posts in this video but in inverted colors. Some of you might’ve figured that out already, but if you didn’t it’s kinda cool to think about
@Skreya_
@Skreya_ 3 жыл бұрын
oh fun story. once when i was 9 i tried to get out of going to school by telling my mum i had dementia. it didnt work.
@chikubijiggy148
@chikubijiggy148 3 жыл бұрын
11:41 two trucks holding hands two trucks holding hands. The passion the passion. Is more than I can withstand
@owenroughley1889
@owenroughley1889 3 жыл бұрын
That respawn meme and EmKay just saying : "I've seen it happen before, bUt I wAs HiGh" was the greatest thing ever
@PajamaPantsClan
@PajamaPantsClan 3 жыл бұрын
I was smiling through out the video until Robin said he didn’t get WandaVision
@thegreatratking
@thegreatratking 3 жыл бұрын
The spy kids reference at 3:39 ✨beautiful ✨
@CharlieOsoo
@CharlieOsoo 3 жыл бұрын
Depression with the ability to lucid dream is the most dangerous combination. Trust me, I’d know.
@liamchoux6160
@liamchoux6160 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao yes
@davidfalcon6550
@davidfalcon6550 3 жыл бұрын
0:26 These memes are calling me out more and more each time
@wolfie_emperor5548
@wolfie_emperor5548 2 жыл бұрын
2:07 Brother you’ve been missing for 14 years are you..ok?
@torgishness
@torgishness 3 жыл бұрын
“In a couple of years you’ll look though these again and realize these are gold, then you and your friends will be in a discord call and spam all your favourite memes”. How tf you know what I was doin last night? You got a camera on me or sum shit? Dont think I don’t see you =-=
@ZiziiGacha
@ZiziiGacha 3 жыл бұрын
I told him.
@cheshirecat9037
@cheshirecat9037 3 жыл бұрын
"An escape room, but it's just your thought. Good luck." Sir, that is called a panic attack.
@MiddleChildYT
@MiddleChildYT 2 жыл бұрын
**clears throat** wonda vision…
@haleighh2275
@haleighh2275 3 жыл бұрын
introverts: Im not gonna go scream at them ill just eat it. Me: - takes the pickles of and feeds them to the monste- MYYYY BABY SISTER -
@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828
@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 3 жыл бұрын
6:54 lucid dreaming: am I a joke to Robin? Also, that meme describes me a lot even tho I do not even dream
@demianpryima1015
@demianpryima1015 3 жыл бұрын
14:20 he is the guy that comes barefoot to school every day and has 2 AR-15s in case the teacher gives you a score below a 110%
@scorgevantus8382
@scorgevantus8382 3 жыл бұрын
Legit saw the Jetix logo and got transported back to my childhood...god I'm old
@Who33442
@Who33442 3 жыл бұрын
The cruelty of my existence is something that is only tamed by the suffering of others
@shrs06_
@shrs06_ 3 жыл бұрын
I can choose my dreams just by imagining about dreaming it before falling asleep, it gives me fewer dreams, sure, but it gives me good dreams.
@Sandy-ig9pc
@Sandy-ig9pc 3 жыл бұрын
i just want to say thanks to the person that Edited the fist 16 seconds bc i know that Took some time to make
@pas-giaw6055
@pas-giaw6055 3 жыл бұрын
6
@kojalt1033
@kojalt1033 3 жыл бұрын
@@pas-giaw6055 7
@crnflk5425
@crnflk5425 3 жыл бұрын
@@kojalt1033 8
@colonelarthur2877
@colonelarthur2877 3 жыл бұрын
@@crnflk5425 9
@crnflk5425
@crnflk5425 3 жыл бұрын
@@ophilia WHY
@Mark-yj9dv
@Mark-yj9dv 3 жыл бұрын
Skeleton : how long are your guts? Girl: "gives length" Skeleton: that's too long, let me smash them in for you. There... now he has a pickup line.
@firerosenight6937
@firerosenight6937 3 жыл бұрын
Oh dAmn
@ramei123
@ramei123 3 жыл бұрын
Imma try that on skeletor Edit: I'm married now
@duke4940
@duke4940 3 жыл бұрын
@@ramei123 sick
@NecoMajkel
@NecoMajkel 3 жыл бұрын
@@ramei123 Noice
@nickdallas09
@nickdallas09 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees spider* Also me: *grabs nerf gun* THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER
@invadee3179
@invadee3179 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh when I sleep I cant control what the dream is in exact but I can control the theme like "I wanna be an isekai protagonist today" and bam
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