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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 4 400
@gelatinous6915
@gelatinous6915 4 жыл бұрын
Robin: "welcome back ladies and gentlemen!" Jack: "hey you precipitating parrots"
@TOSKA_warthunder
@TOSKA_warthunder 4 жыл бұрын
I can't like it is 69
@gabriellavedier9650
@gabriellavedier9650 3 жыл бұрын
The Lexikitty: Hi, sexy, I'm Lexi!
@gelatinous6915
@gelatinous6915 3 жыл бұрын
@@gabriellavedier9650 Lexi's intros always warm my heart, she's so amazing
@gelatinous6915
@gelatinous6915 3 жыл бұрын
@@TOSKA_warthunder you can now
@LT0124-Mythica0
@LT0124-Mythica0 3 жыл бұрын
Lexi: “hey sexy, I’m Lexi! “
@ashenphoenix6869
@ashenphoenix6869 4 жыл бұрын
Never seen a professional comedian just get hiccups mid script. This is gold
@gabe5819
@gabe5819 3 жыл бұрын
gold
@yuseisatouissuffering
@yuseisatouissuffering 3 жыл бұрын
@@gabe5819 aurum
@phillyp6969
@phillyp6969 3 жыл бұрын
He
@RikkiLove0317
@RikkiLove0317 3 жыл бұрын
Na
@fineox580
@fineox580 3 жыл бұрын
Ar
@meganlocker9700
@meganlocker9700 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: *talking* Every 5 seconds: **hiC** *gOddAmNiT*
@TOSKA_warthunder
@TOSKA_warthunder 4 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he was choking lol
@AlechiaTheWitch
@AlechiaTheWitch 4 жыл бұрын
I hate them so BAAAAD darn diaphragm
@kitbear77
@kitbear77 4 жыл бұрын
He’s drunk. Edit: It's a joke-
@770XD
@770XD 3 жыл бұрын
@Kendall Calle r/wooosh
@PansyPops
@PansyPops 3 жыл бұрын
Better than pausing and stuttering trying to say the word “apple”. I try to have a fun conversation, then they lose concentration on my third work because I can’t speak any language.
@declanhandley-byrne4335
@declanhandley-byrne4335 3 жыл бұрын
Jack: **Tries doing a video** Hiccups: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.
@neotheanimator6774
@neotheanimator6774 2 жыл бұрын
5:52 I loved how he thought he won at this part
@arbisplaat4577
@arbisplaat4577 Жыл бұрын
​@@neotheanimator6774 5:58 Yes
@arbisplaat4577
@arbisplaat4577 Жыл бұрын
@@neotheanimator6774 15:56 IT'S BACK
@liam8117
@liam8117 5 ай бұрын
Ahem, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@IshijimaKairo
@IshijimaKairo 4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: things keep evolving into crabs.
@stormyxxsea724
@stormyxxsea724 4 жыл бұрын
Wgat
@browncube9033
@browncube9033 4 жыл бұрын
What
@kacper2246
@kacper2246 4 жыл бұрын
elaborate?
@letoatreides5165
@letoatreides5165 4 жыл бұрын
Someone watched PBS
@luciddremr491
@luciddremr491 4 жыл бұрын
Look at that I guess the algorithm had blessed us both
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 4 жыл бұрын
That blinking man could basically represent March to September for everyone here
@nithitos2681
@nithitos2681 4 жыл бұрын
wow
@TYZAAAA
@TYZAAAA 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@MoogusMan
@MoogusMan 4 жыл бұрын
haha right?
@DanDoesStuffs
@DanDoesStuffs 4 жыл бұрын
I did it. I beat Justin to a video!!
@gemmashellfirewolf124
@gemmashellfirewolf124 4 жыл бұрын
I was almost first
@jericowells1435
@jericowells1435 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: WHERE DID THIS YEAR GO Me: please don't make it stay
@lizardheisei1984
@lizardheisei1984 3 жыл бұрын
BRUH
@raranugs
@raranugs 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: "Welcome back ladies and gentleman" Lexi: "Hey sexy, I'm Lexi" Jack: "Hey you precipitating parrots"
@LeatherKing6688
@LeatherKing6688 3 жыл бұрын
I strive to have jacks energy and vibe
@TeaTabby
@TeaTabby 3 жыл бұрын
Lexi is personally my fav but jack is a close second LOL
@Enderia2
@Enderia2 3 жыл бұрын
@@TeaTabby HEY YOU PRECIPITATING PARROT
@jalen2636
@jalen2636 3 жыл бұрын
Me: hey hallucinations I’m lonely and welcome to my sad life
@blueleaf3377
@blueleaf3377 3 жыл бұрын
Hi my namien is damien
@cosmorun8539
@cosmorun8539 4 жыл бұрын
“I wish there was a villain who’s backstory was just them getting their jeans stuck on a door or something” Alternate world doofensmirtz who became evil because he lost his Choo choo train: exists
@RandomL0s3r
@RandomL0s3r 4 жыл бұрын
No, he was already on that road (Or alternatively, on that track) Just that the ChooChoo train was when he started ruling the world
@Tw0Dots
@Tw0Dots 4 жыл бұрын
He meant a GOOD villain
@caiosergio5775
@caiosergio5775 4 жыл бұрын
To all POSERS saying he was already going to be evil or smth, NO. Alternate world Doof didn't suffer all those things. KNOW YOUR FACTS
@RandomL0s3r
@RandomL0s3r 4 жыл бұрын
@@caiosergio5775 Oh Well thanks, I only watched clips of 2nd dimension -giddamn school making me miss my cartoons-
@caiosergio5775
@caiosergio5775 4 жыл бұрын
@@RandomL0s3r lol
@cutenyan123
@cutenyan123 4 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling Jack's villain backstory is gonna be that he lost his marbles while being attacked by hiccups
@jeanremi8384
@jeanremi8384 4 жыл бұрын
Implying there is also a supervillan called hiccups
@drawnwithlove3499
@drawnwithlove3499 4 жыл бұрын
"You've done well to make it thus far, hero..." "Enough with the niceties!!! Reveal yourself to me foul villain!" "They call me....." *looks around cautiously* "Hi- *hic*... GODDAMIT-"
@arbetaren0798
@arbetaren0798 4 жыл бұрын
...Aaaand then his door handle caught his pants.
@tarahdactyl8937
@tarahdactyl8937 4 жыл бұрын
As someone with horrible hiccups... they're horrible. No they're not because I drink.
@mmccornejo4233
@mmccornejo4233 4 жыл бұрын
Hahhahahahah ah hhaha
@burnttoastgod
@burnttoastgod 4 жыл бұрын
"WHERE DID THIS YEAR GO?!" Hell... it went to hell
@sad_boi_razor8983
@sad_boi_razor8983 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@stellarknight04
@stellarknight04 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@rapogirl1391
@rapogirl1391 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@skyriver9525
@skyriver9525 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@cantfwmike
@cantfwmike 4 жыл бұрын
@@sad_boi_razor8983 the ultiamte hellspawn
@SkunkApe407
@SkunkApe407 3 жыл бұрын
This video could be alternatively titled "The Five Stages of Grief: Hiccup Edition.
@LinkTheFusky
@LinkTheFusky 4 жыл бұрын
baby on the plane: *demonic screaming* baby coming off the plane whilst everyone's groggy and sleep-deprived: *passed out sleeping*
@adenmendoza8913
@adenmendoza8913 4 жыл бұрын
me and the boys about to leave the plane in mid flight
@monke3387
@monke3387 4 жыл бұрын
@@adenmendoza8913 Me and the bois about to throw the baby and the mother out of the plane mid flight*
@adenmendoza8913
@adenmendoza8913 4 жыл бұрын
@@monke3387 lmaooo
@noelblack8159
@noelblack8159 4 жыл бұрын
My Favourite Animal is the Fox, so I like you’re Profile Pic.
@joseemiliorangeltrejo2327
@joseemiliorangeltrejo2327 4 жыл бұрын
What does mean LMAO?
@arrayave2526
@arrayave2526 4 жыл бұрын
but Jack + hiccups is the most adorable thing I've ever heard can he have them every episode?
@i-dentic1121
@i-dentic1121 4 жыл бұрын
It made the video even funnier
@fatherlengthyappendages3792
@fatherlengthyappendages3792 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda creepy
@shanerowser6366
@shanerowser6366 4 жыл бұрын
Its on 69 likes, reality can be whatever i want
@blackishstone4092
@blackishstone4092 4 жыл бұрын
I went through the comments before watching the video and mistook the + for an x and thought that there was some kind of RotG and HtTYD shipping fanart further down in this video.
@fuizin548
@fuizin548 4 жыл бұрын
@@fatherlengthyappendages3792 yaa
@itsasecret4451
@itsasecret4451 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: where did this year go? Me, an intellectual: to shi-
@Zero_Is_Stopping_Time
@Zero_Is_Stopping_Time 4 жыл бұрын
-shami
@marianavarro6691
@marianavarro6691 4 жыл бұрын
Me:Shin break
@digitaledblocks7037
@digitaledblocks7037 4 жыл бұрын
to narnia
@lordbanetheplayer8844
@lordbanetheplayer8844 4 жыл бұрын
ft to run
@makamaca0
@makamaca0 4 жыл бұрын
To hecc
@Maidenstear
@Maidenstear 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad there's someone else who shares my irrational hatred of hiccups.
@eddiecowen2624
@eddiecowen2624 3 жыл бұрын
I think by "irrational" you meant extremely justified! Hiccups suck, they interrupt you talking, they're annoying to get rid of, and after a while, they even hurt your chest :,,,(
@themoonchild7302
@themoonchild7302 2 жыл бұрын
Rational*
@michealmalloy1934
@michealmalloy1934 Жыл бұрын
Completely rational.
@YxVideos
@YxVideos Жыл бұрын
same
@magicaleevee843
@magicaleevee843 4 жыл бұрын
2:04 Ahhh Perry the Platypus, behold my 'No-more-pants-loop-inator'. Back when I was a child, my father always made me do my brothers laundry out in the creak by the woods. Sadly, since Roger always had new clothes, I only got old ratty pants with very wide belt loops. Every day, these loops would get hooked everywhere. The door handle, the branches of trees and bushes, rocks... But now this will finally have an end!
@landonadams9935
@landonadams9935 4 жыл бұрын
Whats crazy is this sounds like it could actually be in the show
@m3b02
@m3b02 4 жыл бұрын
Kr-r-r-r-r-r
@matthewdaye5410
@matthewdaye5410 4 жыл бұрын
Realizes elastic waistband has existed for like 30 years, gives up on evil because sweatpants "are just soo comfortable " goes back to evil once perry leaves and he " can't get this darn waist string untied"
@yourlocalpretzel7482
@yourlocalpretzel7482 4 жыл бұрын
D O O F
@AriF-nb2wy
@AriF-nb2wy 4 жыл бұрын
Can we make this an episode please
@lizardboy2coolizrd742
@lizardboy2coolizrd742 4 жыл бұрын
First meme "Let me try" Blink "WHY THE F IS 2020 STILL HERE
@braydenplaizx6252
@braydenplaizx6252 4 жыл бұрын
glad I am not the only one who did that
@SammyCreates_
@SammyCreates_ 3 жыл бұрын
Its almost over now.
@SammyCreates_
@SammyCreates_ 3 жыл бұрын
Its over!
@AngryPickless
@AngryPickless 3 жыл бұрын
hehe time travel it 2021 now
@sock_puppets
@sock_puppets 3 жыл бұрын
Hey... it’s 2021 now (:
@necronwarlord9188
@necronwarlord9188 4 жыл бұрын
Dam, Jack does a good joker impression
@Th3_Fr0z3n_W1ll0w
@Th3_Fr0z3n_W1ll0w 3 жыл бұрын
Dio?
@iamachr7327
@iamachr7327 3 жыл бұрын
DIO
@akira6966
@akira6966 3 жыл бұрын
Dio!
@cosmicfish4652
@cosmicfish4652 3 жыл бұрын
DIO
@AkiraKaneshirou
@AkiraKaneshirou 3 жыл бұрын
DIO
@singingblueberry
@singingblueberry 3 жыл бұрын
Jack's reaction to his hiccups are the most hilarious part of this video
@esskitty
@esskitty Жыл бұрын
Yes one hundred percent
@thefchassisman
@thefchassisman 4 жыл бұрын
We've reached peak comedy, Jack getting interrupted by his own hiccups.
@DryPaperHammerBro
@DryPaperHammerBro 4 жыл бұрын
25 years of ass GOD DAMNIT!
@a12yrontheinternet19
@a12yrontheinternet19 4 жыл бұрын
Damn i was thinking the same thing
@AudieAnimates
@AudieAnimates 4 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@NoahM-ro9qo
@NoahM-ro9qo 3 жыл бұрын
"STOP INTERUPTING MY SPEECHES." *Jack releases his inner Skeletor
@AverytheCubanAmerican
@AverytheCubanAmerican 4 жыл бұрын
Cartoon Network even aired a commercial on Nickelodeon back in the day to get kids to turn the channel to watch Cartoon Cartoon Fridays. Good times
@jessveness
@jessveness 4 жыл бұрын
@@steamedcrabs9514 Thank you
@Kartoffelkamm
@Kartoffelkamm 4 жыл бұрын
I love it when TV channels show ads for other channels, or when different companies work together for an ad. For example, in Germany, there were two ads, made by two companies. They basically set up an award show of some sort, and in the ad for each company a representative of the other company would get ready to accept the award, when their competitor was declared winner and the representative looked salty about it. Like, one ad had company A win, with a representative of company B expecting to win, and the other ad had it flipped. Also, remember when Nickelodeon had this day once a year where they would stop their program from like 8am to 6pm to get kids to go outside and play?
@rainbowconnection7601
@rainbowconnection7601 4 жыл бұрын
@@steamedcrabs9514 Honey, I'm not sure if you know but just to keep you safe you don't give away that information to strangers on the internet. I just want you to be safe.
@rainbowconnection7601
@rainbowconnection7601 4 жыл бұрын
@@steamedcrabs9514 No problem hun
@markvincentblas1495
@markvincentblas1495 3 жыл бұрын
"stressy, depressy, lemon zesty" This is my favorite saying
@dyrelyte2337
@dyrelyte2337 4 жыл бұрын
Stressy, Depressy, Lemon Zesty: Exists. Difficult Difficult Lemon Difficult: Finally, a worthy challenger. Our battle will be legendary!
@solardashpraxus
@solardashpraxus 4 жыл бұрын
i thought i was the only one who said that lol 😂
@anubhavsharma1761
@anubhavsharma1761 4 жыл бұрын
why tf is this funnyyyyyyyy
@coolcat.488
@coolcat.488 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: STOP SAYING 2020 CANT GET ANY WORSE!!! Also jack: **said 2020** His hiccups: You WHAT
@zurich_
@zurich_ 4 жыл бұрын
2020 can't get any worse :)
@meow.610
@meow.610 4 жыл бұрын
@@zurich_ 2020 can't get any worse
@zurich_
@zurich_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@meow.610 Yes it can't get any worse than this
@JayMick
@JayMick 4 жыл бұрын
IM SORRY
@VoidOfTheEyes
@VoidOfTheEyes 4 жыл бұрын
@@zurich_ SHUT UP DON'T JINX IT OH MY GOD
@funnynoodleman
@funnynoodleman 4 жыл бұрын
Why is it so funny when he's so angry about his hiccups. Get more hiccups. Please! 😂
@michaeledmunds7266
@michaeledmunds7266 3 жыл бұрын
For those who are curious... the itch caused by mosquitoes is a side effect of a blood thinner they inject into you to make drinking easier
@himikotoga5284
@himikotoga5284 4 жыл бұрын
fun fact that nobody is gonna use probably: some dogs can be allergic to cats have a good day and dont die :)
@AudieAnimates
@AudieAnimates 4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow I didnt think that could happen. I might not use that but it sure is interesting Also you have a good day and you be safe too :>
@confused_shark2537
@confused_shark2537 4 жыл бұрын
It’s 2020. I’m not completely sure if I’m even alive anymore
@Tw0Dots
@Tw0Dots 4 жыл бұрын
Ok cool I know...
@yourlocalpretzel7482
@yourlocalpretzel7482 4 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for security breach
@AudieAnimates
@AudieAnimates 4 жыл бұрын
@@yourlocalpretzel7482 same
@justsomeguywithoutalife230
@justsomeguywithoutalife230 4 жыл бұрын
“Enjoy it!!! These are the best year of your life” “This is the best???” *I felt that*
@amyartlover
@amyartlover 4 жыл бұрын
I felt that You felt that Your mum felt that We all felt that
@karolinkiehl4097
@karolinkiehl4097 3 жыл бұрын
@@amyartlover WE felt that *USSSR anthem intensifies *
@lizardheisei1984
@lizardheisei1984 3 жыл бұрын
PREPARE FOR THE NEW NEW COVID
@charlezz648
@charlezz648 3 жыл бұрын
KEEP IT AT 69 LIKES
@thelivingdarkness1399
@thelivingdarkness1399 4 жыл бұрын
When hiccups attempt to ruin a recording but fail
@alaetus6238
@alaetus6238 4 жыл бұрын
It just made it better
@Kartoffelkamm
@Kartoffelkamm 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@shrimp4655
@shrimp4655 4 жыл бұрын
3w3
@Me-iq4se
@Me-iq4se 3 жыл бұрын
Jack: Where did this year go? Me: hell
@minigolem
@minigolem 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@muntherdoesstuff9615
@muntherdoesstuff9615 4 жыл бұрын
The character: *shuts the door and is figuring out how to escape* The zombie outside: 14:01
@eyan_2978
@eyan_2978 4 жыл бұрын
how dare you skip through the video
@Naiqan
@Naiqan 4 жыл бұрын
That's a sin
@juniperberryyyy
@juniperberryyyy 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that Jack just kept recording instead of just pausing and fixing his hiccups is admirable
@Joenah5
@Joenah5 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Jack's surprisingly good Joker impression? Edit: 2:10 for context
@Rock-vk9ei
@Rock-vk9ei 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for putting a time stamp instead of forcing me to watch the entire video looking for the specific thing. You have my like.
@mossnb
@mossnb 4 жыл бұрын
Yes this is wholesome I love it!!!! 😃😄😃😄😃😄😃
@esskitty
@esskitty Жыл бұрын
This is genuinely my favourite Emkay video out of all of them, just because of how adorably angy Jack is at his hiccups
@basil_xox85
@basil_xox85 4 жыл бұрын
did he just call us "Precipitating Parrots" - I- LMAO
@hierkommtdi3s0nne
@hierkommtdi3s0nne 4 жыл бұрын
kork u a parrot
@basil_xox85
@basil_xox85 4 жыл бұрын
no im the rarest type of bird, *the seesaw bird*
@soumilibarman423
@soumilibarman423 4 жыл бұрын
lmAO I'M DYING HELP-
@blufferfish0896
@blufferfish0896 4 жыл бұрын
the hiccoughs make him sound like he is censoring himself XD
@wormicide3651
@wormicide3651 4 жыл бұрын
"Where did this year go?" Down the toilet, man
@ZinfulSD
@ZinfulSD 3 жыл бұрын
"Could you imagine a major villain, and their turning point was getting their jeans stuck in their door" Is this a challenge?
@gamefan1019
@gamefan1019 4 жыл бұрын
“Where did this year go???” During a deal someone made with the devil, the devil got to keep half of this year to torture indefinitely
@ItsYaBoiV
@ItsYaBoiV 4 жыл бұрын
"Guess I'm gonna just have to stay here fer the night, man. I'm sorry. *hic" Why did that make me laugh so hard??
@sethno2
@sethno2 4 жыл бұрын
No.
@iexist6392
@iexist6392 4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: there's a part of the brain that says no hiccups, meaning the default is yes hiccups.
@jamesthebirdman9412
@jamesthebirdman9412 2 жыл бұрын
Jack losing his mind over hiccups is the most r/Me_irl thing in this whole video
@lennyface8195
@lennyface8195 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: [Minding his own business] Hiccups: *"So you have chosen... DEATH!"*
@5H4TT3R3D
@5H4TT3R3D 4 жыл бұрын
Can everyone start talking about how Jack's hiccups are the most adorable thing ever, please?
@AmazingAutist
@AmazingAutist 2 жыл бұрын
No.
@esskitty
@esskitty Жыл бұрын
YES I love them he's adorable
@michealmalloy1934
@michealmalloy1934 Жыл бұрын
No. Because we hate them. Everyone does.
@slimeyartz15
@slimeyartz15 4 жыл бұрын
3:07 altérnate ending: Police: must be a snake Police: *pulls out the guys wewe* The guy: what the f-
@zenpeamusic8893
@zenpeamusic8893 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna apply to the Police so i can do it legally
@CeratosaurL
@CeratosaurL Жыл бұрын
Jack’s reaction to hiccups should be on r/me_irl too
@AndrewJ0hnson
@AndrewJ0hnson 4 жыл бұрын
You know where this year went, huh? It went too hell... haven’t come back yet
@maxzjj
@maxzjj 4 жыл бұрын
When you get the hiccups; breathe out, hold, wait for slight spasms in diaphragm -> you're cured...
@sushmadevi3652
@sushmadevi3652 4 жыл бұрын
When are you going to take your noble price?
@Kartoffelkamm
@Kartoffelkamm 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but please wait until after you're done recording, hiccups make the video a whole lot funnier.
@holyshirtohfork
@holyshirtohfork 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kartoffelkamm i AGREEEEEE
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 жыл бұрын
Magikarps are just like baby crocs. When they grow, they become fierce beasts. Don't mess with them
@user-yo1dl3rc6c
@user-yo1dl3rc6c 4 жыл бұрын
Give me you're nukes!
@Dj2clean
@Dj2clean 4 жыл бұрын
@@mingkanglin9017 lmfao imagine
@user-yo1dl3rc6c
@user-yo1dl3rc6c 4 жыл бұрын
@@mingkanglin9017 the other way around
@ForestskiesOfficial
@ForestskiesOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a villain who's entire premise is that they're essentially the most unlucky person ever. And most of the time they just end up as the villain because they just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. And not in the completely innocent way, but they just decided to go along with it because they are a villain in their own right, but they end up getting wrapped up in the schemes of others.
@klausemichaelson6216
@klausemichaelson6216 4 ай бұрын
Have you heard of kite man
@parist6735
@parist6735 4 жыл бұрын
"GET OUT OF ME!!!" - Jack, 2020
@minecrafanz4589
@minecrafanz4589 4 жыл бұрын
Emkay: *tries to speak* Hiccups: And I took that personally
@Soul_Hound
@Soul_Hound 4 жыл бұрын
jack: "hey you precipitating parrots" me: not even 20 seconds in and I have so many questions already. Also me: eh, I clicked here, so what did I expect...
@mailleweaver
@mailleweaver 3 жыл бұрын
12:20 Sounds like a dream job. No loud engines allowed to mow the grass in the middle of the night, though, so you gotta use a scythe. All you need is a black robe to complete the ensemble.
@mechengr1731
@mechengr1731 2 жыл бұрын
Its a 7 hour shift. That's $560 a day. I wonder what the benefits are and how many days a week? Do you also have to do extra cleaning before a burial?
@greenrena8503
@greenrena8503 4 жыл бұрын
Hickups: Breath out, hold it for as long as you can, breath in BEFORE collapsing. Hickups are gone!
@lenalandmine
@lenalandmine 4 жыл бұрын
BEFORE collapsing. Ahh. I got it.
@EmeraldLegate_
@EmeraldLegate_ 4 жыл бұрын
Damn... read this too late, breathed in after collapsing
@TheIndieGhost
@TheIndieGhost 4 жыл бұрын
Yes officer i would like to report a murder -ok. who was the victim? - me
@jeanremi8384
@jeanremi8384 4 жыл бұрын
No seriously help I'm bleeding to death and the guy is dancing 10 meters away please help help help help help
@1elevenweeks1
@1elevenweeks1 4 жыл бұрын
_"The ambulance is coming, stay calm"_
@UwU-ye2hy
@UwU-ye2hy 4 жыл бұрын
3:40 - Saved a life!
@rakura4892
@rakura4892 4 жыл бұрын
Are U "OwO's" Long Lost Child?
@optimisticnihilist7705
@optimisticnihilist7705 4 жыл бұрын
@@rakura4892 that's like asking if i am jacksfilm's lost abandoned son. *I am.*
@sirshitassingtoniii9944
@sirshitassingtoniii9944 4 жыл бұрын
Because your username. Where are furries born? The wowomb
@jasminebanks7476
@jasminebanks7476 3 жыл бұрын
That hiccup sounded like you were struggling for air
@roborte.o.speedwagon6712
@roborte.o.speedwagon6712 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: just because this year is ending, doesn't mean covid will, it's not milk, it won't just expire.
@CurlyJoe07
@CurlyJoe07 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: most fun facts aren't actually fun. 2nd fun fact: the human brain tastes sweet 3rd fun fact: anything that can melt can be made into glass
@CurlyJoe07
@CurlyJoe07 4 жыл бұрын
@@mushrooms_and_bonez also human glass
@TheMoonlitCircus
@TheMoonlitCircus 4 жыл бұрын
"Fun" fact
@personanddoggo5076
@personanddoggo5076 4 жыл бұрын
Unlike me
@rosieburrito
@rosieburrito 4 жыл бұрын
You seem to forget that the disease will end if the universe ends
@licras6251
@licras6251 4 жыл бұрын
"Yesterday, I finally achieved what every single college student in America has dreamed of, yet can only hope will happen to them. That's right. I got run over by a bus on campus" I mean, the real dream is getting ran over by a bus on campus, dying, and then getting taken into some magical fantasy world filled with hot elves.
@nayaogamba3776
@nayaogamba3776 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna I have always dreamed of this except the dying and elves, always wished it was the dean’s car, want to see the look on their faces when I pay my student loan.
@nayaogamba3776
@nayaogamba3776 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie I have always dreamed of this except the dying and elves, always wished it was the dean’s car, I want to see the look on their faces when I pay my student loan.
@iamsquid2223
@iamsquid2223 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact doom guy an Isabell are friends in the game animal crossing
@stellarknight04
@stellarknight04 4 жыл бұрын
What game lol
@ProfessorWeird
@ProfessorWeird 4 жыл бұрын
@@stellarknight04 roblox
@nigelpisswater739
@nigelpisswater739 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@Colorreignbow-Filler
@Colorreignbow-Filler 4 жыл бұрын
I'm very sorry but it's Isabelle Please don't take this rudely
@stellarknight04
@stellarknight04 4 жыл бұрын
@@Laqota r/woooosh
@TheAbsentDarkness
@TheAbsentDarkness 3 жыл бұрын
Damien's laugh gives me life. And now, Jack's hiccupping does the same.
@kanashi333
@kanashi333 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *trying to screenshot a meme* Random "subscribe reminder": You shall not.
@deadzone1025
@deadzone1025 4 жыл бұрын
Keep it at 69
@Du_b
@Du_b 3 жыл бұрын
@@deadzone1025 too late
@brockpiano
@brockpiano 3 жыл бұрын
ねこ means cat for everybody out there
@rhaestewart7466
@rhaestewart7466 4 жыл бұрын
Jack's villain origin story: getting their pant loops stuck on the door handles and interrupting hiccups
@eldritchabomination9726
@eldritchabomination9726 4 жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder to all Americans planning on going to protests: learn first aid for things such as broken bones, bullet wounds, cpr, etc, just in case things escalate
@chirodd8381
@chirodd8381 4 жыл бұрын
wait americans dont learn first aid in 6th grade pe, wow no wonder america gets bullied
@eldritchabomination9726
@eldritchabomination9726 4 жыл бұрын
@@chirodd8381 actually, american schools don't teach first aid at all, except for optional classes, and thoes aren't even offered at most schools
@chirodd8381
@chirodd8381 4 жыл бұрын
@@eldritchabomination9726 so many deaths could have been avoided if first aid was taught in america, its honestly just sad
@angelikaskoroszyn8495
@angelikaskoroszyn8495 4 жыл бұрын
@Eldritch Abomination Finally I found a Western country with a worse education system than the bullshit one we have in my country. At least when it comes to the lower levels of education. University might be for free but it doesn't perform as university at all
@lenalandmine
@lenalandmine 4 жыл бұрын
@@chirodd8381 Truth. We have “health” classes here that teach us absolutely nothing. Hell, I think they’re even an elective. Zero real life survival skills taught in our schools.
@TeaLeaf9353
@TeaLeaf9353 2 жыл бұрын
why is it that when any of the emkay narrators laugh really hard it's funnier than the meme. especially damien and jack's laughs lol-
@catguy5425
@catguy5425 4 жыл бұрын
Somehow, hiccups make this the best Emkay video ever! 😂 You should just retitle it "the one with hiccups."
@yesmypfpisthegoatsimsbanne6267
@yesmypfpisthegoatsimsbanne6267 4 жыл бұрын
Me:2020 can't get worst 2020: you dare joke about me Emkay:no. Don't. You dare.
@osphyrix
@osphyrix 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, but... Why does Jack have the perfect voice for a villain?
@GrookeyYT
@GrookeyYT 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@shrs06_
@shrs06_ 3 жыл бұрын
9:45 Man: You see, I did not kill that dog, he just got under my car. Kitten: Meow. Judge: Yes, yes, Ms Kit, you are indeed correct. Now, Mr Mann, tell us why did you kill the dog. Man: But I did not! Kitten: Meow. Judge: Yes, Ms Kit, he's clearly guilty. Man: But it wasn't even my car! It was your wife's! Kitten: Meow. Judge: Yes, yes, we must execute my wife for such a grievous crime.
@fish3568
@fish3568 4 жыл бұрын
5:48 That lowkey gave me butterflies I- 😳
@pey.wils9
@pey.wils9 4 жыл бұрын
The one with the old lady knitting machine made me laugh so hard I fell over and my dog was seriously concerned, as did the one with the pee summoning
@magimariJY
@magimariJY 4 жыл бұрын
4:32 does anybody else get that painful hiccup, where when you hiccup and there’s a pain in your chest, I call it ‘The Painful Hiccup’
@jilliancrawford7577
@jilliancrawford7577 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm sure a lighter would be cheaper." * laughs in Zippo fluid *
@glup128
@glup128 4 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who goes into a yearly comma.
@oblixii
@oblixii 4 жыл бұрын
1:52 This is why I don't wear pants on a bad day.
@Dane-vl6uo
@Dane-vl6uo 4 жыл бұрын
I just realized that Jack could do a perfect clone trooper voice
@icetheirken
@icetheirken 3 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: Hiccuping starts in the womb for babies to practice breathing. Hiccups are caused by uneven breathing, as your body basically goes "Do I have to teach you this again? Because I will!". To stop hiccups, you need to control your breathing, choose a number for how long to breathe in and how long to breathe out, and keep it consistent. I personally recommend 4 seconds in, hold 1 second, and 4 seconds out, but you can choose your own number.
@ekselentofficial
@ekselentofficial 4 жыл бұрын
"Where did this year go" I don't know and I do not care
@amyartlover
@amyartlover 4 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna know
@soniarahman4983
@soniarahman4983 3 жыл бұрын
Y E P
@coldenhanses4249
@coldenhanses4249 4 жыл бұрын
jack: where did this year go!? me: every day feels like its been a week long, but i wake up the next day and the year is almost over... if it weren't for covid i would have failed one of my middle school classes, but, ya know... its f*cking covid... i got a puppy of my own this year, followed by my mom getting 2 more puppies, making the dog count at my house 7 dogs with 3 of them not potty trained, making it a stinky hell... my year has been long and short, blessed yet cursed, good but bad................................. oh god someone please help me
@shawk952
@shawk952 4 жыл бұрын
13:21 - 13:34 Best thing I've ever heard from jack.
@Quirkykitty
@Quirkykitty 3 жыл бұрын
calendar:*April* me: *blinks* calendar:*October*
@lunaz_here
@lunaz_here 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey, you precipitating parrots!”
@deidarauchihahorde7885
@deidarauchihahorde7885 4 жыл бұрын
Emkay: tells hiccups to get out of him. Also Emkay: *sounds like Edward Richthofen
@randomboitime4221
@randomboitime4221 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: why are there hiccups here! Damien: Drop the chips and shut up jack!
@NamelessVex
@NamelessVex 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh my god the fricking hiccuping is back! It was gone for so good.” Think he was tired?
@jordanhasch2544
@jordanhasch2544 Жыл бұрын
Robin: "What's throbbin'? I'm Robin!" Lexi: "What's up, sexy? I'm Lexi." Jack: (loud hiccupping ensues)
@inkscrap8649
@inkscrap8649 4 жыл бұрын
0:03 the correct question: Why is this year taking so slow to go fast
@josie3956
@josie3956 3 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about how cute Jack’s first hiccups are 🥺🥺
@maelorn69420
@maelorn69420 4 жыл бұрын
0:28 Houston, we've got a problem.
@samhitatripathy2782
@samhitatripathy2782 2 жыл бұрын
Jack getting hiccups mid-memes is literally the funniest thing I have seen. This is what you call comedy gold. 😂
@lochie2804
@lochie2804 4 жыл бұрын
Right at the beginning: blinks again "November 5th"
@lenalandmine
@lenalandmine 4 жыл бұрын
I swear yesterday was September.
@lochie2804
@lochie2804 4 жыл бұрын
@@lenalandmine same
@TheLonelyBuildr
@TheLonelyBuildr 4 жыл бұрын
4:02 this kind of happened to me. When I was flying, me and my instructor found an ATAT drawn in the snow and we went down to look at it. I love being a pilot
@blubloxx6948
@blubloxx6948 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: me realizing that texas is gonna be home of a baby hurricane:
@dildo5580
@dildo5580 4 жыл бұрын
Good thing I don’t live in Texas
@Branch-vy6qi
@Branch-vy6qi 4 жыл бұрын
@@Entropy101Q Thonk
@SirRegulas
@SirRegulas 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: GET OUT OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEE The Dirty-Minded ones: Thats what she said
@yourlocalpretzel7482
@yourlocalpretzel7482 4 жыл бұрын
2nd dimention Dr. Doofensmirtz: "Are you challening me?" 2:01
@BuhBaBiBeBo
@BuhBaBiBeBo 4 жыл бұрын
Spam it it sounds very weird
@ZenIsCool0327
@ZenIsCool0327 4 жыл бұрын
“I mean, anything’s possible is you lie.” Yo anyone instantly thought of Kokichi there?
@sad_boi_razor8983
@sad_boi_razor8983 4 жыл бұрын
YES.
@localpotat8238
@localpotat8238 4 жыл бұрын
yis
@droidmaker7932
@droidmaker7932 3 жыл бұрын
“I am sorry, your sister and her hubby are replaced by look a like cultists doing their afternoon rituals.”
@pandaplayzgaming5069
@pandaplayzgaming5069 3 жыл бұрын
precipitating parrots is the newest phrase in my vocabulary... thank you
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