r/MenWritingWomen - NOT THE LASHES

[@namtellectjoonal7230]

Click: "Just imagine your favourite character as the gender you're not attracted to to see if it's fanservice" Me, a bisexual: Well sh*t

[@thatmoth8974]

@@VampireMan1011 same.

[@thelettera582]

Same

[@jasperzz2859]

Rip

[@Maggie66112]

Oof yeah

[@gachacat102]

@@VampireMan1011 just imagine it as an animal! Also same

[@OneTopic]

The thread about Eleanor Roosevelt *(not a fictional character)* was a really good read-through. Educational, a little sad, and very interesting.

[@Nobody-jd4fn]

Ello

[@xo_2.18]

Hello OT.

[@bee_dice]

Eyo Topicy

[@spacesheep_]

woah it’s the funny blue man

[@jesterend2468]

OT is here!

[@ju1c3_b0x_2]

"Deep voice click into isnt real it cant hurt you" Deep voice click intro:

[@pancakesandvanillacream]

ROOOOOORRRRRR

[@thatmoth8974]

YO COOL PFP LMAO-

[@outerspaceproduction]

HE IS AMAZING, HOW ARE YOU AFRAID... JOIN USSSSSSSSSS!! XDD xd

[@outerspaceproduction]

@@thatmoth8974 tru dat

[@ครยฬร]

Sound like a depressed viking

[@silkshadowz7443]

“Just imagine your favorite character as the gender you’re not attracted to” Me an AroAce: I am 4 parallel universes ahead

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

My friend who's Aro,Ace and Agender: *I AM SUPREME*

[@eszterbertok602]

Me, a pansexual: extremely confused screaming

[@super_manul1167]

@@coocooformycocoapuffs3235 what

[@This_is_weird]

@@super_manul1167 wat

[@parkchimmin7913]

I wanna see an aroace and pansexual comedy duo. I crave chaos.

[@debblez]

“the busty blonde took her own life” that sentence is awful.

[@michaelschneider8201]

Let's try it the other way: "The hot well-endowed guy took his own life" your impression?

[@debblez]

@@michaelschneider8201 not the same. “busty blonde” has a certain concise vulgarity to it that is really awkward when juxtaposed with the serious action being done. Maybe a closer comparison would be “The dude packing an extra large sausage took his own life”

[@zakosist]

@@michaelschneider8201 its equally bad either way, not where the focus should be

[@vatuznik]

@@michaelschneider8201 Hawt

[@jaymeVos]

Yeah, that is shameful. They should have more respect for her surviving family & friends.

[@BunchaSnakes]

He walks out of his closet, admiring the scenery. His giant forehead raging at the thought of his recent encounter. Tired from constantly reading through the nonsense of the subreddit he goes back to his girlfriend for comfort.

[@coastal_breeze557]

Well put 😂 if only he reads his yt comments 😫.

[@shortlived4303]

I'd read that book.

[@achicken9708]

He does (sometimes) He’s loved funny comments before yk

[@Ferrari255GTO]

@@coastal_breeze557 keep in mind you really dont choose what you find when you have a comunity this large, the appeal of smaller channels is that you can actually interact with the owner of the channel more often, but content is usually lower quality because they dont have the motivation or equipment to make proper videos.

[@yourrboyfriend.]

Lmao your username I can agree with

[@Tangent_Pixel]

The Click: "How many people actually fantasize about their own looks and features..." Me: Trans people...

[@m0thguy]

Oh no that’s me........ (I mean: I am trans and I do that Not: Naah I am cis and I do that too)

[@kit40tatoon]

Tru

[@miglek9613]

I'm cis and I do the weird obsessing over my looks shit as well (cause the thing he actually read sounded more like obsessively analysing rather than fantasizing). Reasons? 1. I have no personality so I'm trying to hide it with tiddies 2. I have internalized the male gaze really hard. I really do think it's kinda bad for me but I wouldn't say I mind it that much, looking pretty and matching my whole personality to my looks is a lot easier than having an actual personality

[@nerdynobody574]

yeah... i mean i do at leats

[@immortalfrog1009]

Yes hello you called?

[@kit40tatoon]

"I can draw what I want it doesn't have to be realistic" "No I can't have women be more powerful than men it needs to be realistic"

[@ZebraLuv]

Petite boy with feminine features and his foot taller professional MMA gf.

[@sapateirovalentin348]

@@ZebraLuv working pelvis is overrated anyways

[@kit40tatoon]

@@ZebraLuv ok that sounds cute as hel imma draw that

[@no-fy3rs]

@@kit40tatoon pls do that sounds adorable :D

[@briar2603]

@@ZebraLuv YES.

[@SCdreamdrawer]

I am an asexual writer, there is nothing I cannot do!!! MY POWER IS OVER 9000! ...if I could just start the damn story and write the damn book!

[@russiancheems2275]

Like honestly, if you’re feeling the horn on a bull while writing, just go do the thing

[@kyana4508]

SAME HERE

[@lovelyhomeboy2782]

@@russiancheems2275 nah because then I lose the motivation to do my fanfiction gotta go beyond

[@Arkylie]

NaNoWriMo's in November! (Challenge: 50,000 words in 30 days)

[@blauespony1013]

Either a) Every journey starts with the first step as every book starts with the first word. Go write, I believe in you. or b) GO SIT YOUR LAZY BUTT DOWN AND START WRITING. Choose wisely.

[@AgentSapphire]

its easy to tell that the story at 4:55 was written by a man because if a bra strap broke for any reason it would result in a tweet that's less "haha funny" and more unending rage because bras are like $60 each and finding one that's comfortable and fits well is literal hell.

[@ExplosionsCentral]

I recently went back and read some of the "preteen novels" that were on my shelf, and my biggest issue with them is that _almost every male and female character have to be in a romantic relationship together_

[@minoibwoi14]

Fucking SAAAAAAAAME!!! But they were light novels so it was that plus A MILLION.

[@kimjongunsucksbooty750]

I've been so mad with that cliche since I was like 7

[@miramiell_kairaku]

This! I got really disappointed especially when the author forced the romance to happen, to the point of ruining the character! Like the smart heroine gets dum-dum and all emotional for a boy, but the novel portrays it as a good thing, like she's loyal and in love... yuck. I've legit read writing advices that tells you a story must have a romance sub-plot in it, or a love interest. It's very damaging since not all stories need romance.

[@Mosslistic]

I read one by someone called Karen McManus. I really recommend it! It has gay relationships in and is for teens! The relationships aren’t forced and add a lot to the plot!

[@RoosSkywalker]

@@miramiell_kairaku I purposely avoid writing love plots in my stories. But when I do, I will make sure it will lead to the character's mental downfall.

[@kaiwebster7034]

Click: imagine a gender you're not attracted to Me, a pansexual: *sweats profusely*

[@cornybram845]

Lol I’m panromantic, it’s really just personality that matters to me I think, so luckily I can avoid the issue altogether

[@cornybram845]

@Gi Gi that’s so sweet of you, I think I’ve found one already! (And may have found a new nickname for him as well thanks to you)

[@bethspage7089]

I’m also a pansexual.

[@エワエワちゃん]

@@bethspage7089 your name.

[@crow3467]

superstraight people, easy

[@xmmatheog]

"DON'T YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT MY PP?!" is going to be the one quote I'll grow old with and die with

[@alonenotlonely1179]

I'm going to say it at work tomorrow and see what happens. LOL

[@tashacooper1753]

@@alonenotlonely1179 go out with a bang

[@khayeofril8891]

These are the first words I’ve ever heard from this channel, but I don’t regret staying 😂

[@leothebackgroundsheep3010]

"Men need to have sex to have love" Well that's gonna be really awkward for alloromantic asexual men.

[@pringlebatch]

However the Asexual aromatic men will... not really have a problem

[@pringlebatch]

Also alloromantic sounds like someone who falls in love with allosaurus dinosaurs (my favourite species of Dino)

[@Solstice261]

​@@pringlebatchoh no, they figured us out!

[@thefoxesmind]

I'm heavily tempted to write a yaoi fanfiction but have everything described like r/menwritingwomen.

[@dromo7263]

Do it We’ll all read it 👀

[@emilystewart6175]

I feel those already exist lol Honestly best revenge is to just write good fiction

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

yes please 😂

[@AlliIsNotaGirlkisser]

HELL YES I'D READ THAT

[@misael960]

"His face blushed as his entire body feels the need to work a 9-5 job and abandon his children" Aaand they marry at the last panel of the comic.

[@tomatogoose4426]

It always is weird when he says “you’re looking dandyfinalicious” because I’m usually sitting here looking homeless😂

[@heloizme2773]

well sometimes you gotta admit, a trash panda is still adorable no matter how many apple cores and discarded food tins it steals. you rock the homeless vibe, hun

[@ZebraLuv]

You're looking honest. And that is dandyfinealicious.

[@mayathemayar4469]

Maybe he's into homeless people

[@oddabandon]

Saaame

[@lukaurbankitek6019]

It is physically impossible to read this is my mind without hearing click. Its kinda creepy.

[@nikt12]

i once read some erotic fanfic online made Entirely by an AI. I thought it was completely ridiculous and half the sentences didn't make any sense. I shit you not "like a hot unicorn on a sunny day" was a sentence. After watching this video i'm starting to think that AI was actually flawless.

[@Lily_of_the_Forest]

The AI had more sense than the human writers.

[@DecemberDaydreams]

its just throwing the ridiculousness back at us, its like when you're sick and accidentally see yourself in the mirror, you look like a horrid mess and suprise yourself questioning "is that really me" lol

[@blooddragon805]

"Like a hot unicorn on a sunny day" could 100% be a sentence from 50 shades of grey.

[@brandymcnamee7880]

SootHouse, _Steamy Romance Except it's Written by an A.I._ Excerpt: _My body a quivering mess dark hair arrowed down to his groin. "I want to kiss her more than I normally prefer." He said. I brought my lips to his ear and said "Chocolate beef makes the best president." and his eyes sparkled. His excitement got the best of him and he threw champagne outside the window and made it look like an accident. It was his time now. He climbed to bed and read 'The Material Gains of a Domestic Wallaby' between my legs..._ 🤣😂🤣 Man, I wish they still made content. (Ditto, Sorrow TV.)

[@Keznen]

@brandymcnamee7880 Same. And it's disheartening that more people know Wilbur Soot now from random MineCraft shit than from Soothouse.

[@Panactheos]

“To show that they, they’re alive, make sure to, to show skin.” I mean, you do need skin to live-

[@nightwillow7543]

@Gi Gi i’m scared to think about what this means

[@Ferrari255GTO]

@@nightwillow7543 *THE SKIN FAIRY IS COMING FOR YOU*

[@BimblyWimbly]

Are you challenging me?

[@BimblyWimbly]

@Gi Gi ok gimme a second

[@BimblyWimbly]

@Gi Gi *both*

[@LPNurja]

"If you weren't attracted to this character, would they still be enticing to you?" You just described the problem most aces (especially sex repulsed ones) have with media and finding good stuff to watch...

[@candycrows262]

preach

[@Moon_Savior]

Yep

[@sparkyblue7016]

I'm not an ace, but I still struggle to find actual good media, even when I don't imagine them to be opposite sex. I kid you not, sometimes it feels like the audience in a fanfic makes better material than the show makers.

[@angelopalermo880]

This man is exactly what I pictured when I think of an old fashioned vampire. The voice. The mustache. The face. Everything. It’s beautiful

[@jeanneann3545]

An old vampire who found internet and decided to become a KZbinr to laugh at humans? Man that seems like a great book to read, somebody make it.

[@someoneontheinternet16]

That explains why he hasnt aged a day since His 20's

[@leonoliveira8652]

"What if you could swap your body for a day" Trans people be like "Aye, plz 👀"

[@TheMadMichael]

Why would I want to swap my body for a day? That's too long. I just want someone else's body. (Besides, sunlight buuuuuuuuuuurns!)

[@luci3110]

@@TheMadMichael that's a lil sus >.> what's your opinion on garlic my friend

[@TheMadMichael]

@@luci3110 Sus? Yes. ? ! Garlic? Only when I was invited to the spaghetti cook-off. I think. And in the late evening baked on sliced French bread with butter. Other than that? Well... Could be just about anything, I feel (punctuation needed?).

[@jadeclaessens725]

Genderfluids just don't need to imagine, cuz they can be different everyday-

[@ashhiles9880]

mood

[@randomisonline]

"I can find myself appreciating attractive characters" **Hard cut to One Topic's avatar** Well played Cliccy Wiccy, well played.

[@castiel8239]

😏😏

[@dragongirl7978]

I love how his play-crush on OT keeps up even when OT isn't around haha, I love to imagine OT watching the videos and facepalming. 😂

[@TheSlooker]

Omg the artwork on the wall-

[@ovencore2549]

Ah yes the pixels look quite lovely today

[@TheSlooker]

@@ovencore2549 indeed

[@billyfootjr2810]

I think that at one point in comic history, Wonder Woman gouged her own eyes out to fight Medusa.

[@alexwimberly1268]

Of all the noahgettheboat gachalifecringe TIHI or theclickowo I've seen him react to I don't think I've ever seen him more disgusted/horrified than when he read "Like a child, but sexy?!!"

[@samuelesanfilippo222]

She emitted an howl Click: *cursed sounds that may attract whale and demon alike*

[@croffling_around]

Give Cliccy Kitty 1 pool of water bottle please have a mercy on his throat-

[@l33pyhp15]

Yes

[@jomaq9233]

“Have mercy on his throat” you talking to OT there?

[@boeimaru1610]

XD

[@burningbasiloc]

@@jomaq9233 OH GOD

[@croffling_around]

@@jomaq9233 hol'up And thx for correcting my "tRoAt"

[@EuphemineYuki]

"If you could swap gender for a day, what would you do?" Finally be happy with my body.

[@lukaurbankitek6019]

Yup yup yup

[@sand747]

Y E S

[@QuikVidGuy]

what if it swaps my gender but not my body so for a day I'd know what it's like to be a cis dude

[@illuminaillustrates8651]

Feels 😔👆🏾

[@dasyoutubeklohauschen]

only for a day though

[@jessie-ht7bc]

"Imagine them as a gender you are not attracted to" Ace: I am four parallels ahead of you

[@-Solidwater]

I'm aroace and I can't judge characters at all because I have no idea what's the normal amount of attractiveness.

[@estellesmith4118]

Pan ace: *life is confusing*

[@red0421]

Same 🤣

[@dragongirl7978]

@@estellesmith4118 Quoisexual: I hear you

[@sociallyawkwardbutterfly9764]

Pansexuals: "Well fu*k"

[@CasperSpencer]

1:07 I actually read that book. It's about a 14 yr. old, disabled, native american boy named "Junior" and how he has to deal with racism, classism and bullying becuase of his disabilities. The whole thing is written as it it were his diary and I recommend it very much. Though yeah, there are some uncomfortable scenes like this, but overall, it's a super seriously heartfelt book, with lots of insight about the very real issues people like Junior face in everyday life. It's called "the absolute true diary of a part-time indian", give it a read!

[@commercialairliner]

Wait a sec, I think some people are reading this at my school!

[@sparkyblue7016]

Indian? As an actual Indian, from India, that title feels weird 😭.

[@SingingSealRiana]

​@@sparkyblue7016Well, Imagine how native americans feel getting called that . . .was Not them appropriating your nationality

[@roamandread1451]

I mean, I don’t see why it’s hard to just make woman characters like every other character. That’s what I do and it’s really easy.

[@lisadavis1044]

@Emanuelgamer 1313 women are basically men, just go with men genderbent

[@lisadavis1044]

@Emanuelgamer 1313 There's no difference with personalities

[@lisadavis1044]

@Emanuelgamer 1313 yay :)

[@minoibwoi14]

I've tried Lisa! I swear to you. But all I get is essentially a buff guy with tits. It's hard for us.

[@SomeUniqueHandle]

@@minoibwoi14 Women tend to hedge their words and are more likely to approach things as cooperative rather than competitive. This is because guys are physically stronger and taught to take on the world while women are made very aware of their lesser strength and are taught to take others' feelings into account. Guy: Let's do X. Gal: I think we should consider X. Guy: I lead my team and we accomplished X. Gal: Thanks to my very talented team, we were able to do X. It's not universal, and culture will have a major effect as well, but it's a good short cut to differentiating characters. And there's nothing wrong with the occasional female character who acts like a buff guy, but you should also have male characters who act like they aren't buff guys.

[@ArtianSetS]

The one near the start with "happy happy joy joy" is actually not about a woman, it's written from the perspective of a Native American teenage boy, and is based on the author's real experiences. The book is titled "The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian" and it's a great book.

[@sepro5135]

Yeah I read that book in school too but the line still killed me

[@lukaurbankitek6019]

Yes! We read the book in school and i loved it

[@QuikVidGuy]

how does someone photograph that and think to put it somewhere with this title

[@nicktschani6282]

Oh Shit i knew that I've read that before

[@limink7558]

Oh yeah I read that before

[@obeyme_mc]

"Naked woman + right hand = happy happy joy joy" ...I read that book

[@jackiegerlach]

I'm sure, I know someone who also read that book! XD

[@zackgaming-hw9wp]

+one Read that book as well in one my old English classes lol. That line was one of the most memorable for me X3

[@hannahhannah7002]

What book was it?

[@zackgaming-hw9wp]

@@hannahhannah7002 The book is called The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie.

[@naninuna7440]

I'm so sorry you had to read that.

[@FunSizeSpamberguesa]

13:00 I have never understood the description "warm-blooded male." As opposed to what, exactly? Zombies? Vampires? Lizard-men in human skin suits?

[@Nudelsalatxdbutterklotz]

"Just imagine your favorite character as the gender you're not attracted to" *cries in bisexual*

[@flamethatsings-witchcraft5893]

Click: Imagine you weren't attracted to girls Me: I tried that before

[@strawberrycoolatta]

hey what flag is your pfp

[@flamethatsings-witchcraft5893]

@@strawberrycoolatta Gender-fluid flag

[@cloudyfailures1184]

@@flamethatsings-witchcraft5893 That's so cool! I'm Abrosexual, or sexualityfluid.

[@flamethatsings-witchcraft5893]

@@cloudyfailures1184 Nice! I'm greysexual, bisexual, panromantic, gender-fluid, and very confusing to 99.9% of people.

[@nobodyimportant1677]

Hey I'm genderfluid too :D

[@ellis_exists]

Intro: *exists* Me: Ah yes, dying The Click

[@Fionacle]

Mark, I need to ask you a genuine question, are you okay? Like.. you’re still amazing, but seriously. You drinking and eating enough? Taking time for self-love and just doing stuff on your own? Not going through crappy shit when you’re not recording? Idk.. this comment is kinda weird, especially from some random stranger, but if you see this feel like replying I’m some random teen that looks up to you and wants to check in

[@Fionacle]

You deserve to have a little wholesomeness and care in your life

[@dylanjameshord2690]

@Emanuelgamer 1313 yah

[@dylanjameshord2690]

Wholesome af, this is pure

[@dylanjameshord2690]

@Emanuelgamer 1313 it is or was his Instagram name and he goes by Mark for his music stuff, and he's said this before

[@fenrisguy]

His name being Mark is not what I expected. I swear it gave me whiplash. Mark... So normal

[@mamiroxxx_17]

the way the camera tried to run away at 20:06 😭😭😭😭

[@jamievee8375]

13:22 “Taken into a cave and WWHHAAT?!” Perfect censorship job. Some of these things that show up in this subreddit are just so not right you can’t believe someone wrote them, but sadly they did.

[@bonez68]

The click cat now needs help every like for this video will help him

[@SelfDrivingBagel]

he also needs your credit card info

[@user-yg9gl5pg4d]

@@SelfDrivingBagel oH oFc aNyThiNg fOr tHe cLiCk

[@bonez68]

@@SelfDrivingBagel I got no money

[@15oClock]

I've read actual erotica that isn't as sexualized as these examples. Actual erotica!

[@coena9377]

4:17 Click: Imagine if you were not attracted to this character. Me, an asexual: Done.

[@Tipsy_Turby]

9:25 HIS FACE SAYS EVERYTHING.

[@Xxmi_kaxX]

13:14 a lot of women actually talk about it, which is a good thing i didnt Even know breast cancer was a thing (I was a dumb kid) till my coworker (which I was really close with) told me about it. It might seem weird but a lot of young girls don’t know about this thing and it is good to spread knowledge about it and openly speak about it

[@dumblynonchalant]

The ppl who disliked the video are Australians that wanted to like it.

[@junkoenoshima2756]

Oh I'm Australian so I think I likes it idk

[@inavela1267]

Take my fucking like and get off my screen good human being-

[@Goober2007]

they better be

[@sillydkitty]

8 sideways iq

[@kurapikakurta1997]

Me, an Australian who can see upside down: *i have no such weakness*

[@emopunkyELO]

The mustache is starting to grow on me. This would be funnier if I were a man currently growing a mustache.

[@aliendxde]

i'm so sorry for your loss, he shaved the mustache

[@charax-1]

r/Menwritingwomen: *exits* Me: *surprised to havnt seen any* "as she was stuck in the washing machine she called ... step bro!"

[@felixisdevoted]

Pfffff

[@felixisdevoted]

@Existential Crisis hi

[@felixisdevoted]

@Existential Crisis Gello!

[@strawberrycoolatta]

@Existential Crisis gello!

[@isthatajojoreference3910]

@Existential Crisis Gello

[@taylorwiseman8078]

10:19 Wait, I'm confused. Do guys think that girls' nipples work differently from their own? Other than lactating, I mean. Those physical responses (whether it be nipples or anywhere else) are automatic and have little if anything to do with emotion or desire. Nipples get hard when it's cold. Or irritated.

[@martaleszkiewicz5115]

5:40 A Latex... Bra??? 4pm... In the evening??? 18... Inch??? Lemme guess, the author of this used to force a square peg into a round hole as a kid?

[@jesuswithagun3503]

7:00 No click this is why I haven’t been to earth in a long time

[@fluffystuff500]

12:01 She... It just said... She- She's thirteen... WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS?

[@jerichooctober1865]

The thing about what Click said about the whole staring at the mirror and messing around with the parts of their body they dislike and explaining it as weird and like an odd thought process is the fact that he obviously doesn't have self esteem issues because while I may not do it with my pp I do it with things like my stomach and thighs. Us people who have low self esteem do poke and prod at what we dislike about ourselves in the mirror.

[@exist4046]

I tend to look at myself and try to squish my chest to myself to see if I like myself better flat. The answer is yes, and I cannot wait to get a binder

[@nyanahogini]

Click: Who is this target audiance?? Me from 13 till 16 on wattpad reading stories about wolf packs because i had no clue how anything worked: me?...

[@Sabagegah]

he’s getting into this “evil former game show host” looking aesthetic and especially with that ‘stache hshsgssb omg

[@JJKMagic]

6:15 "This wasn't my first sexual encounter. I have had sex with at least 2 other woman." Kinda tells you everything about the experience of the author lolol

[@this_channel_is_discontinued]

"Skin means alive" Skeletons: WELL JOKE'S ON YOU

[@TroubleMuppet]

NYEH HEH HEH!!

[@jomaq9233]

Sans is already dead inside

[@aquadarkskull3248]

AHHHH!!!!

[@clodolcmidnights837]

“SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE, GETTING LOUDER... or... is it getting closer...OH GOD, ITS GETTING CL-“

[@red0421]

Time to rattle them bones boys, gals and non-binary pals!!!

[@nickiebaglow5405]

Click: - uploads a video - His subscribers: Oh no

[@JJWaterKing]

18:01 Just for context on the story "The Evening and the Morning" the story is historical fiction. The part Click is reading about is when a little 12 year old slave girl was raped. The person who owned her said she couldn't have gotten pregnant if she didn't enjoy it. The reason why the owner said it was because he was supposed to be a priest, but he used his power for evil. He used the girl for sex to pay for things he wanted. The story is really good, and shows how life was back then, with romance, death and many different views. The story was in the late 900's if I remember right.

[@moonliela8188]

6:53 now they treat her like how they allways saw her ,an empty body

[@thedailybullshit4033]

13:51 Who's gonna tell him that pregnancy isn't contagious?

[@thatonecreakydoor8016]

every time click posts i genuinely get so happy my little brain with ocd has a bit of trouble working late at night so i just lay and watch him and it makes everything better

[@oak8207]

( 16:25 ) How I imagine that conversation going down. You need to wash your clothes, your covered in dirt! "Yeah, well you have discharge." From the UTI YOU gave me.

[@JamesCharIes]

5:10 as a women I have NO idea how that would work. Ignoring the part of knocking the water down with their boobs because it's possible (depending on the breast size) but if your bra strap breaks because you laughed so hard maybe it wasn't the best bra...

[@filesorganized5919]

8:59 like is the boss suppose to end the meeting with, "And today as well I appreciate y'all peepee and tatas for coming to work today!"

[@me-dc8pj]

As a girl I love this sub more than words can describe

[@SakkaraKirax]

Click talking about Eleanor Roosevelt as a fictional character was amazing. There's no reason he should know who she is, at all, though. I'm Canadian and the only reason I know is because American culture permeates every type of media in Canada so you kind of just absorb American history as if you lived there.

[@John_Weiss]

To be fair, if you learn about World War 2 in any depth, you should know who FDR is. And when learning a bit about FDR, Eleanor should get a passing mention as his wife. If your history class is even better and you learn about the founding of the United Nations, you'll learn that Eleanor Roosevelt was a former First Lady who was instrumental in the early days of its founding.

[@someoneontheinternet16]

​@@John_Weiss well, tbh other countries learn about every country a little bit, AND no, we di not hice a flying fuck about Eleanor Roosevelt or her husband, but we have to learn about some stuff. But i bet you dont know about san martín, even if its a really importante figure to latín america

[@John_Weiss]

@@someoneontheinternet16 No, I don't know about San Martin. Tell me … what was his role in defeating the Nazis, or in founding the United Nations? If we're talking about FDR, we're talking about World War 2, after all. If San Martin has nothing to do with WW2, and you're bringing him up in order to change the subject? That's playing games. One of the first things I learned about World War 2 were names like Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, and Stalin. and Charles de Gaul. As well as Vichy and Quizling. Key players in WW2 were covered in class, even though they weren't from the US. The Universal Declaration of Human Rights … ever hear of it? … was in large part Eleanor Roosevelt's doing. But let me quote part of my comment: *_"If_* your history class is even better and you learn about the founding of the United Nations…" I said _"if"_ for a reason. I'm not assuming that everyone around the world learns about the founding of the UN … or even what it took to get the Universal Declaration of Human Rights … in great detail. Sweden wasn't exactly thousands of miles away from World War 2, you know. And the Swedish education system, unlike the US, is actually pretty decent, so it's going to teach the history of such a major event like World War 2 in great detail. This is why I'm surprised that The Click had no clue who Eleanor Roosevelt was.

[@someoneontheinternet16]

@@John_Weiss im not playing games, what im saying Is that i have history class and had to learn about the UN and WW2 but you dont learn about the independence of basicly all Latinoamérica, which Is what San martín's role was. I hace to know about world war 2 but yall think yall are the Center of the universe. My Man probably knows who she Is but didnt recognise her name because Lets be real, you dont remember the name of every important person you has to learn about un history class. Liberating a bunch of countries from europe was a largo part of San Martín's doing AND still you would not have an idea of who he is. So even if i think Is important to know about Eleanor Roosevelt i Also think we should learn about other parta of history with a great value. Ps: i know its of great value to learn about human rights, the un, the impact of wars(un this case ww2) because its for us to learn about past mistakes and not make them again. What i mean Is that Is Also of great value to know about other important figures who also did important things from other Places, because history Is note valuable if its only from 1 Place.

[@John_Weiss]

@@someoneontheinternet16 Look, I agree that the US is Absolute Rubbish when it comes to learning the history of Central and South America. And I don't expect everyone to learn about US History. But _World War 2 _*_IS NOT US HISTORY!_* It affected the entire fvcking planet. _It led directly to the Cold War, which _*_ALSO affected the entire planet._* Also: do you really think Swedes are going to learn the history of the former colonies of the Spanish Empire? No. But they _are_ going to learn about a _global war_ that happened next door to them! For that matter, _do you think history classes in Spain teach anything about the countries that broke away from it?_ I would actually expect Spain to paint you guys as "traitors" and "rabble" and give a really biased history of Mexico, Central America, and South America that makes you look bad and them look good. Especially anything being taught in schools during Franco's rule. [Notice that I know that Mexico isn't part of Central America. It's part of _North America_ … something that the bulk of 'Murica refuses to recognize, if they learn it at all. 😠] Notice, too, that I'm trying to stick to "US", because I happen to be a weirdo who knows that people in South America _also_ call themselves "American."

[@Kai81194]

Fanservice character bit by click- "imagine it was *insert gender* and you're not attracted to that gender" *is lost in deep bisexual thoughts, agressively attempting to relate*

[@o-mangaming5042]

Imagine it's an alien in a human skin-suit and that even attempting anything sexual with them would result in your immediate death.

[@Kai81194]

@@o-mangaming5042 But that just sounds cool tbh

[@_Unoffical_Norahhh_]

Non binary

[@Goddot]

the dead woman one at the end looks like a theater version of one of Bukowsky's short stories, which I had been forced to read in litterature. The rest of the stories weren't much better, but at least they didn't have necrophilia. He is now dead but enjoys a new carreer as an inspirational figure on social medias.

[@marsh.al.mel0w162]

19:06 I don’t know what they’re talking about, I can’t draw men- wish it were as easy as they say but I swear to god if I miss a detail of one of my male characters face ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO FLIP MY F*CKING TABLE. Edit: I learned how to draw men. *HAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAA I CANNOT BE STOPPED*

[@CHILLIN2540]

Now draw them giving birth

[@CHILLIN2540]

I really hope you understand that reference

[@marsh.al.mel0w162]

@@CHILLIN2540 LMAO

[@peri1213]

When he says to imagine the character as a gender you aren’t attracted to *polysexual sweating*

[@michaelbuckers]

19:27 that's actually true though, it's why "impossible beauty standards" complaints exist - comics with realistic looking women simply don't sell well so they go bust almost immediately, and the only ones that are left are the ones with top 0.1% beauty benchmark girls and looking like that is difficult even for top 1% and straight up impossible for over 90%. You know you can't complain about certain features in media when you only buy media with said features in it and ignore everything else.

[@skylachiaramitaro4006]

The “intro scream” sounds like a wookie.

[@Ferrari255GTO]

Fun fact: The noise came from his basement

[@qckreplacementvideos7561]

20:14 poor Cliccy, the discomfort in that voice 😭

[@toluckyforyou4432]

6:10 WHY OF ALL THE CHOICES DID YOU DO ON THAT SOUNDED LIKE CHEWBACA?!?!

[@oakwolves9783]

Therapist: growls cliccy kitty doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you Growly cliccy kitty 0:00

[@luminethetraveler8822]

It sounds like a walrus Is the cliccy kitty ok?

[@omgtatercat]

The Click talking about how if you weren't attracted to an attractive character, would they still be interesting? Boy, I'm asexual, I don't find anyone attractive. I can appreciate aesthetics, but being pretty ain't enough to make me like you

[@echoformsart]

1:27 I remember this book from like 8th grade! A boy said this not a woman lol the book is “The absolutely true diary of a part time indian” twas a good read... I’m surprised I recognized it immediately but i really don’t know how that made it into this subreddit :/

[@milocatz451]

Had to read that in my senior year of highschool. Pretty neat book but that part was so uncomfy to read in class

[@opossumlover3432]

I love this book

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

13:49 Click, the thing is that they did invent something like that. It was a part of that spare wheel on the back of old cars. Look it up, it's really cool and sad that we don't see it anymore. It, like, rolls the car on its front tires sideways for adjusting parking.

[@leonlyone]

That intro was the greatest choice, I’ve watched it 5 times, amazing energy

[@mercenarychef9465]

I love this sub so much. It's the perfect "What not to do" guide for when I'm writing.

[@stankythecat6735]

Would you still be attracted to this character’s : Charisma Uniqueness Nerve Talent If they were ugly ?

[@jackiegerlach]

This is just perfect 😂

[@franl155]

In Beauty and the Beast, she falls in love with the monster because she sees his inner beauty. Now turn it around: a woman has had a spell put on her to turn her into a hideous hag, and can only be freed by a man seeing her inner beauty and falling in love with her. Can't help thinking that she'd have to wait a hell of a long time ...

[@mroffice8166]

Depends if they are a dick or not. Those traits might belong to a bad persson or a good one

[@ScaraGucci]

@@franl155 eh have you heard of the musical Wicked? It's about the green witch from the wizard of oz... One thing you forgot both of those are fairy tales in real life all genders can be dicks to each other... So it doesn't really matter tbh.

[@franl155]

@@ScaraGucci - I may have vaguely heard of it. Fairy tales reflect aspects of real life like a distorting mirror; blurred, out of proportion but with something real behind it. Any fairy tale that didn't wouldn't last long. The fact that a lot of these meaningful backgrounds have been lost doesn't mean that they didn't once exist. Of course all genders can be dicks, and skin-deep is as much as many of them bother to look. Doesn't affect the premise, though.

[@bluebeka2458]

5:54 Wait... The breasts can growl? I've been a girl, my entire damn life and i didn't know breasts can do that.

[@gorudashiro]

6:26 That is a Star Wars novel. Any fan of the movies knows who Lando is, but Mara Jade is Luke Skywalker's wife. What I want to know is how that one got approved!

[@Empxria]

“Imagine a gender You’re not attracted to” Me, an omnisexual: well sh*t.

[@heatherpage7651]

0:07 What did I walk into?

[@sheeesh2258]

who tf dislikes already .-_.- . the click is a 15/10 channel smh

[@LazinessReincarnated]

Yet, he probs disliked from how cringy the sub is

[@sheeesh2258]

@@LazinessReincarnated makes sence- it is a cringy subreddit

[@Ferrari255GTO]

@@sheeesh2258 i like to think that some of them were ment to piss people off and then its actually kinda funny

[@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb]

@@sheeesh2258 r/mendrawingwomen is much worse.

[@taylorwiseman8078]

11:35 Thanks for making me laugh so hard my neighbor banged on the wall

[@impagain]

The way you censor words is just incredible. "submitting himself to his feh-ᵉʰᶦ⁻ₑₕˀˀˀ?" iconic 😂

[@calebrose740]

3:32 .... Definitely not me wanting to have a slim femboy-tomboy-ish build, short brown hair, skin a similar shade to Akane Owari (one of my kins), be tall enough to pat Katsuki Bakugou on the head, be a hermaphrodite (even though that's genetically impossible), have enough to buy cutesy feminine shit and cool masculine shit, and have green-blue heterochromia

[@sentry1332]

2:36 Click’s a broken record.

[@frost_knight]

1:25 Click: Who wrote this?! Me who had to read that book in school this semester: Sherman Alexie

[@genocider9782]

Is your school ok?

[@happypiano4810]

@@genocider9782 5% of these comments are like this. A: We read it in high school. B: That’s pretty much the only line like that.

[@Kattlarv]

I always find it lowkey hilarious+sad when people write about/draw oversized salami. And they get all "NO! It's just a BIG salami! It's not hyper!" and are incredibly offended that someone would call it "unrealistic" xD Like... mate. It's LARGER than his entire arm xD

[@-Wayla-]

1:31 Now it makes sense why there was a character in Cats & Dogs called Kitty Galore. That's.. Clever.

[@Postsager]

Holy shit that moustache is actually fantastic, usually moustaches just make people look weird, guess I should update my personal biases

[@AquilaROM]

I, as a woman, am forever upset at anthro reptiles having boobs. Because tits on snakes are for a narrow-minded mammalian asethics, boobs on any non-mammals only show how pathetic one is to need mammalian features on reptiles or birds to make them attractive characters. One thing Re:0 did right was letting that white lizard have her flat chest. Unless the lore stated that the anthro reptile race is produced by crossing with humans or humans getting cursed by gods, I really don't see the point for reptiles having mammary glands. TL;DR People who need tits on lizardfolk is pathetic.

[@Marshmallow95506]

How do you feel about Naga women with breasts? Should they be flat too? Just curious since you have a good point with lizard folk.

[@ZebraLuv]

Plants and rocks and inanimate objects with boobs for no reason would also like a word with HR. However, Earth is fine and insists she's not flat.

[@Ferrari255GTO]

Honestly, some really interesting discussions could come from a topic like this

[@AquilaROM]

@@Marshmallow95506 Naga people was portraited as half human half snake in many cultures. It is reasonable for them to have boobs because they are derived from humans, same as merfolks.

[@Marshmallow95506]

@@AquilaROM Thank you for the response! I was genuinely curious.

[@Alex-eg8qr]

9:10 here's ur free replay button

[@blakecooper7521]

7:17, is this a "men writing women" or is it an ad for a mcdonalds fish sandwich

[@Strawberrylovestacobellright]

Both ig.

[@crossoverqueen1775]

That bit about fantasizing about yourself but in a different body or whatever is actually pretty common for me. I often write short things about OC's (or long stories about them), and I tend to get into character. Also I just hate being stuck in this Human body since it doesn't feel like I'm supposed to be a Human, but that's a different conversation.

[@mindgames470]

as an a-sexual person who reads A LOT, I wish someone would hire me to get rid of all the boring characters in their books that have nothing going for them other than their "attraction" "good looks" "maxed out charisma skill that is only spoken of but never used" - I'd love that job