r/F***YouKaren - 5G is EVIL

[@fluffyfellow80]

Fun fact: my second mom works as a manager at a shop and because she herself sometimes works, I asked what she does in case of a Karen asking for a manager. She told me that she will tell them that she’ll go get the manager, turns around, turns back and asks ‘what seems to be the problem?’ It catches and pisses off the Karen every time

[@kaitlyn3168]

I love your second mom. Hug her for me

[@fluffyfellow80]

@@kaitlyn3168 lol ok

[@acactus7880]

Hug her again do it now

[@artemvoituk1737]

What is her PayPal?

[@justradiclesandco]

That’s awesome! She seems like a cool mom

[@elenas3571]

I had the “Bltch” thing happen to me a while back. I ordered a blt with cheese and when I got the sandwich I thought the paper said “bitch”. I asked the waitress if I did anything wrong and said I would like to apologize if I had made anyone upset. She just responded with “oh, it says blt + cheese”. I thanked her for explaining what it said and tipped a bit extra that day.

[@Dfl_jason]

You're a good person thank you

[@crystalmoth]

*oof*

[@Hello_Hallows]

@@energetical1 if it happended to me i'd smile because I find it funny when people insult me. (I have the anti-insult gamepass on roblox :p (haha no I don't even have roblox))

[@shadowlord0162]

@@Hello_Hallows WeirdChamp?

[@Breadcat_TheGodOfBread]

I always laugh if somebody insults me because the insults are always SO weak that it’s funny

[@deadguy775]

The “Karen seeing a black man breaking into his own house with a key” had me laughing and thinking of Amos and Andrew

[@cloudgrandson4742]

"Mental illness is a cover for demonic possession" That phrase just sevearly triggered me cause it just shows the amount of ignorance this person has. They probably think that depression is the kid trying to attention seek. You have to take mental illness seriously, even on the off chance that they're faking it, take this shit seriously!

[@MirrimBlackfox]

If they are faking a mental illness then they probably have a mental illness, or are at least in significant distress that needs attending to.

[@AshtonMonitor]

Honestly, sometimes I wish it was demonic possession, because then it could be exorcised.

[@cocothefurret8388]

Try telling that to my extremely religious family

[@TheBanana93]

To be fair when I had my psychosis I was at one point convinced I was the devil! I don't even believe in god! Banging on the window in the isolation room going "I AM SATAN AND YOU WILL NOT KEEP ME IN THIS ROOM I AM THE ALL MIGHTY SATAN!" Then took my clothes off and gave the camera a good show... yeeee I can see how that might be seen as demonic possession! I was god before! Pretty much forgot who I was. I wish I had that video to be honest one of the nurses a week later said "Bigger is always better" hahaha

[@starryy_nightz]

There’s a girl in my school who thinks autism isn’t real, her excuse? Her religion (she’s Christian btw). She’s also EXTREMELY homophobic which is just the cherry on top

[@numerous_bees4224]

A subreddit devoted entirely to the idiocy of Karens? *YeS.*

[@dreamergamer9291]

BOY COUNT ME IN

[@Cera_01]

We need more of this

[@robinsonhiciano1586]

YeS YeS

[@ashwood8933]

There are several

[@ehhhhhh1885]

I heard the "YeS" in my head as like... a sort of creepy robot voice

[@AuntLoopy123]

If it's sweltering, and your child is suffering from the heat, don't demand a free ice cream. Ask for an ice water. It will be more effective and healthier, as well as FREE.

[@justapanpirate]

And if he doesn’t shut up, throw him into the nearest water source, be it a fountain or a river.

[@ankiraaki3664]

@@justapanpirate LMAO

[@wolvie1618]

@@justapanpirate even a gross puddle will suffice

[@henriquepacheco7473]

You guys get free water? Damn

[@justapanpirate]

@@wolvie1618 Oh, definitely

[@DraconiaCdR]

About the wedding story: "They had us in the first half, i'm not gonna lie"

[@rylee_dads_bestie69]

Exactly, and what wrong with a Vegas wedding? My mom and her fiancé are planning on having one (they are in their early 50’s and both have already been married so a big wedding isn’t needed and that’s where they got engaged). Nothing “slutty” about it

[@epsilon-eleven]

I knew it was going to be good when she mentioned they went to a *psychic* to figure out which venue to use.

[@artemis5315]

Imagine if that psychic knew what was going to happen and told em to do the expensive option to prevent the ex from marrying the Karen XD

[@AnonimusQualquer]

That guy dodged a bullet. Seriously, weeding in Vegas is great! And you have all the options you can pay for

[@insertgamertag5369]

@@artemis5315 perhaps

[@brookekelley5665]

When the tweet with ‘Should schools have a mental health class?’ came up I literally screamed ‘YES!’ It would’ve helped me so much dealing with my mental health growing up

[@ferretqueen2908]

As someone who spent years suspecting I was autistic only to have it confirmed as an adult (and I have PTSD as well), I definitely would've loved a mental health class.

[@savanarogers3357]

I don’t get it. Karen’s get mad when ppl call them a Karen cause they say it insults them and the slur shouldn’t exist; But the more pressing problem isn’t the word being a slur, it’s the fact they get upset because it’s definition describes their personality perfectly.

[@Amayawolf_01]

My favorite is when they say "It's as bad as the n word" but they don't want to write it out and be labeled as racist (which Karens usually are anyway)

[@toslverr]

Honestly though, with all the various Karen stories and videos out there, some more obvious than others, sometimes I am low-key worried that someone will one day purposefully provoke me and then flip out a camera after I got angry or sad and start calling me a Karen and ruin my life. Or that maybe people will start using it to automatically ridicule or shut down women they disagree with. I'm not talking about the original use of the word, just that people might start to abuse it.

[@toslverr]

@Martin Øverby I appreciate your words. But I had to think about the video clip of the woman who was confronted at her garage because she had flipped off a black man on the road. Sure flipping someone off or generally ill behaviour on the road is not good, but I don't think it warranted him following her? He then proceeded to try and film/stream her house and license plate which can be seen as a form of doxxing. Then she freaked out. You could ask whether that freak out was genuine or not but I might be freaked out too if someone followed me to my house and did that. Then after she starts yelling and drawing people's attention the man mentions he's there because she allegedly had called him the n word, but all we have is his word? Maybe her reaction (the yelling and screaming assault) was not truly warranted but I can't help but wonder if she wasn't truly scared that something bad was going to happen by him putting her on the internet. And people did end up calling her a racist Karen. I'm not going to say the video was right or wrong but it frightens me a little that someone could accuse me of something that allegedly happened off camera and people will believe it. If I ever briefly lose my temper on the road and it just so happens to be a minority... I like to believe most people are good people. But some sadly are malignant

[@dx1450]

Because they don't want to get called out on their bad behavior. Notice it's not the non-Karens who are complaining about women being called Karens.

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

@@toslverr I feel like a better solution isn't too remove the use of the word (like China and North Korea do, without the words to describe it they can't complain about it being the mentality here, and Karen's try to use the same argument) it's the self control to avoid being mistaken for a Karen in the first place. If you're being taped it's not hard to take a breath and describe the situation while you call the police. Karen videos are the ones where they refuse to explain themselves and get all uppity over what we find out is actually an enciting incident of... basically nothing that they horrendously overreacted to, often in racist, bigoted, and selfish ways. Being able to explain to the camera what happened and why the taping is not lawful or needed is not something a Karen would be ABLE to do. as long as you can keep your cool and explain the situation i don't see your fear being a reality. if what you said was true then they're would be 1,000's of those kinds of videos. Trust me, conservative cishet white men are the FIRST to want to make all women seem unreasonable. (Also just gonna add that your fear of 'flipping off a person that happened to be of color and they come after me' is a fear grounded in racism. Poc don't come after white ladies with road rage. they don't come after white people at all, because racism in the justice system almost entirely ensures that the white person will win regardless of the truth. They don't wanna die, and the scenario you described almost ensures it, which is why it's not gonna happen. And based on your description of the hypothetical event, I'm assuming you're a white woman?)

[@Phsstpok]

to the credit of the woman with the sandwich and the misunderstanding of the abbrevation on it. she not only realized and ACCEPTED that it was her fault, but was strong enough to post it for everyone to see. that is what I call a lesson not only learned but taught.

[@MaxGaming-gp6ij]

Exactly! Character development.

[@tengentoppagurrenlmao5907]

I'm sorry for this, Imma be the devil's advocate here. Judging by the writing on the wrapping it looks like the employees knows what their doing.

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Yep. That lady was the second most mature person in the whole video, right after Click.

[@amaryth_]

It’s quite frustrating to me (a Christian) when Karen’s say stuff like “Just read the bible and all your worries will go away!” Or “Jesus hates gay people” because it makes the rest of us Christians seem like absolute crap, not to mention me being gay myself and not believing it’s a sin in any way.

[@RayRaySaysHi]

Yes!

[@Alinor24]

I hate that too. Jesus would've been the first one to associate with gays. In the bible he basically did it with every outcast of society.

[@i_fried_a_sign]

Yes! And "vegans" saying "you go to hell for eating animals" like just stop using false information on religion to hide!

[@errorduck]

Fellow gay Christian here and I agree 100%. Nothing makes me cringe more than people using religion to excuse hate

[@jvstvorothii]

*laughs in asexual christian* edit: also God wouldn’t hate gay people because He loves everyone. that’s literally His thing.

[@brandondaniels2027]

I literally watched a security guard practically talk to a wall when trying to explain that a store is private property to an upset Karen. "It's a store! For everyone!" "Ma'am, it's private property." "No, it's everyone's store!" The expression on the guards face showed his utter confusion at how she couldn't understand how stores work

[@m0L3ify]

Yeah, for people who are super opposed to socialism, they sure do seem to be very into the idea that all stores are owned by the government and therefore public property.

[@lutzgeier1109]

​@@m0L3ify I'm starting to think that they don't actually oppose or believe anything other than their own convenience, and that's why they're so hypocritical

[@jaymevosburgh3660]

My partner owns and runs a pet supply shop. I work there for her as well sometimes. I have literally had to 86 two people over the years. Both had become hostile over us not being able to except a $100 bill right after opening. One guy actually tried to threaten me with violence while whining about "this is America and it's illegal to not accept his money" 😂 I just laughed at their sheer stupidity and pathetic lack of education. One lady screamed that she would either pee on our floor or kill my dog, and this was over me not kicking out an older black lady that was shopping because Karen thought all black people were going to attack her. She said she would send her adult son to come and kick my "queer" ass (because I'm a goth guy that openly loves makeup and skirts). He never came by. I really love kicking out awful people, we are much happier without their business. The amount of Americans that don't understand how Free Speech actually works or how private businesses work is just sad. They're so dumb that it ends up hurting all of society when they end up causing problems for everyone else around them. But it can also be fun and hilarious to watch. I have personally been able to watch a mouthy Karen get tasered by police for resisting and using the phrase "do you know who I am?" She was on an HOA board but acted as if she were the state senators wife! 😂😂😂 Gotta laugh when an A-hole pisses their pants after definitely deserving it.

[@RoseKindred]

Karen: Hits the self-checkout screen, hard, because it asked her to remove the item. Me: Performs my job and asks her to remove her kid, purse, and several personal bags off the bagging scale. Karen: Curses me out and throws a tantrum because the machine won't let her scan.

[@suonatar1]

I'm sorry you have to deal with this.

[@ImAnubisDude]

Yeah, this is big brain time

[@kairossorkian1180]

666 comments. Let's go to hell boys :)

[@grimgamer5056]

dang Karens

[@jezzabellafisher4539]

HAHA

[@peterhurst6782]

I've heard people say c-sections aren't real deliveries. They are right of course, neither of my kids left the womb. My wife is now a six legged centaur. My children whisper in union through the totally unnecessary surgery scars. On moonless nights, you can hear them in the wind. Out on the misty moors, Karens are pulled towards the whispers and devoured by my family, their last words as the life leaves their eyes "I want to speak to your manageeeeeeeerrr".

[@Kai-iy3kk]

I love this

[@Cyberia15]

Myself and my two sisters all had to be C sections because we all had complications when mother went into labor. So even though we didn't die in the womb because the c sections helped us, I guess we're still considered dead to those who believe they aren't real births. ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

[@AsmodeusDHare]

@@Cyberia15 I've had someone tell me "C-sections aren't real deliveries.... they're a result of the cruel humor evolution has between sexy hips and large heads." while showing me her scar.

[@Cyberia15]

@@AsmodeusDHare Well, that is definitely quite the response. Bring a little humor into the mix. Good for her.

[@hydrationsauce]

I guess that explains why I’m a unicorn

[@fridaypurples2441]

I took a Psychology class during my Senior year of high school and we had a whole week dedicated to mental health illnesses. I was very surprised about what I learned. Yes, there should be a separate mental health class.

[@Foxiethetoastingfox]

I agree even though I'm not there yet. That would be perfect, and it will give us the perfect excuse to tell all Karens to go back to school, before I put them where they belong; in the trash.

[@justradiclesandco]

That’d be awesome. Yeah, psychology class covers a lot of mental illnesses that health class doesn’t

[@JustAFunkyLittleGuy]

I know it probably isn't helpful at all, but just to help satisfy some curiosity i suppose, Here in illanois, the highschool i go to has a required health class with a whole subject and couple units over Mental Health awareness and sexuality :3

[@justradiclesandco]

@@JustAFunkyLittleGuy That’s pretty cool! Nice that you got a class to learn about mental health and sexuality!

[@BlackEpyon]

So what would you call a Karen?

[@billysmith5409]

Anyone else love the fact that he uses “Blorp” as a way of censoring names and whatnot? It makes me laugh every time.

[@thekingwhostitches]

Blorp is my new favourite word. I want it on a shirt.

[@HeartlessSystem]

I love it lmao, it's funny to hear and fun to say ngl.

[@dragonmadiowowowowo]

Blorp :>

[@lunathedragon123]

B l o r p

[@mischabar6022]

And everytime he doesn't use blorp, we can create the blorp-lore.

[@sipyless626]

Fun fact: Karen’s and their fathers have a lot in common, e.g disliking protection

[@Hyperdrive47]

O shit

[@senacario5942]

THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE

[@AGrotesqueMess]

*Gonna need cold water for that burn-*

[@Sam-fq5hc]

Fucking hell lmao

[@Dougretseverything]

Yeah if they both used protection the world would be better, as in Karen doesn't exist

[@SailorYuki]

As someone with a high risk illness and severe astma (only 65% lung capacity on the best of days), I have never had any problems using a mask. But then again, I tend to avoid public places if I can.

[@nixpardus3575]

"Should schools dedicate a class to mental health studies" Wow why do places not do that? We had like 5 classes where we learned about that shit where I live sure it's not a massive in depth look into each different problem but they covered the main ones like depression and anxiety and how to spot things like someone having a panic attack or when a suicidal friend was actually going to kill themselves

[@acrownamedblue6390]

Yeah at my high school we have literally a singular year with a singular class talking about mental health. Nothing before or after.

[@bluedragonfly5145]

Wow that’s so nice. god I wish I learned those types of things.

[@nutella7162]

we only got close to it in psychology class and even then it was basically "having clinical anxiety=being a *bit* more nervous". No wonder I had to hide the fact I was seeing a therapist.

[@lampylightbulb]

Wish my school had a proper class for it. My class was chill and the teachers were supportive but my little sister's class was full of insensitive children. Idk but even if they are young teaching them about anxiety and depression would at least have some sort of impact I'd assume

[@Cap_Briggsy]

or they can hire teachers that actually give a shite about the health and safety of the students

[@WFanatic502]

Honestly, I could totally see a Karen trying to survive on an island. "HOW DARE YOU BITE ME, SNAKE?!?! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!" ...Pure.... television.... gold.

[@screaming_cat2007]

YES

[@jayamilapersson4030]

I support this

[@crisrodriguez9359]

I second this opinion

[@cherrycrypt]

literally the only reason I would yell in anger or like just to fix a problem is at my cats when they try to kill each other from the other side of my house. thats it.

[@unslaadkrosis9435]

And it never works

[@robertnett9793]

Oh... and when you play Civilisation... minding your own businies, build the one or another wonder - just having a great time. And then.... ...Ghandi.

[@lomax343]

Yelling at cats to make them behave is about as effective as yelling at the sky to make it stop raining.

[@lucygacha1327]

Killua you have cats? I really hope they dont get hurt like you do by your family

[@jadedfire4351]

Idk yelling at bugs to get out of the house could be funny

[@lizette87]

A classmate of mine in middle school had just learned how babies are born. He walked around to everyone saying "you've had a pu**y around your neck" and when the other kids said "no, eeewww!" he explained the process of birth. When he said it to me, I just said "no, I haven't". He proceeded to explain, whereas I let him finish and then tell him that I was delivered via C-section. So I had a stomach around my neck. He got awfully quiet after that 🤣

[@kempolar9768]

This was a roller coaster. Thank you

[@Konpekikaminari]

An opportunity well seized

[@notactuallyacat.]

People often forget about C-sections. Kinda weird

[@WukongTheMonkeyKing]

The donkey story is false. Turns out the French foreign legion found a sick, starving baby donkey. They adopted the donkey, and carried it when it couldn't keep up. The donkey was named Bambi, and was eventually promoted to Private First Class.

[@whateyes1645]

I have seen way to many storys about that donkey and this one and the one click read are the only ones that are the most believable

[@jordanfleming7022]

Wow, even animals are more noble than Karens.

[@Hyperdrive47]

I am not surprised

[@BramLastname]

Makes sense, Most minefields were completely devoid of animals, Because like Bambi, They know gun sounds mean danger.

[@WukongTheMonkeyKing]

@@BramLastname and troops walk them single file. Better to lose one than a whole platoon.

[@fujiii9970]

I remember once this therapist came to my school to talk about mental illness and how to get help and my dad got mad when I told him because "they wouldn't have it if they didn't know what it is"

[@tecnochilemapper4121]

Imagine someone whit amnesia being cure of it's bipolar disorden

[@loner844]

what, like people pick and choose what mental illness to get like they were shopping at a store? lol

[@lutzgeier1109]

"they wouldn't have it if they don't know what it is" is such a bs argument, not knowing that you have a tumor still means you have the tumor, holy crap. It's called diagnosis, not premonition!

[@Canesyndicate]

Click: You look so dandy-finalicious I’m jealous. Me (just woke up) awwwwwww *wipes off dust*

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Where tf did you sleep? A construction site?

[@Canesyndicate]

@@Thenoobestgirl correct

[@Canesyndicate]

@@Thenoobestgirl i sleep like a semi truck on steroid

[@bakayarou023]

@@Canesyndicate sounds rough buddy

[@robin9759]

@@Canesyndicate I could've sworn I someone out here.... Are you the one who took my left over pizza?

[@chamallow989]

Usually, people who care so much about their weddings are the people who end up getting divorced 6 months later

[@shoepixie]

They care about the wedding more than the marriage.

[@killSeal]

I want to add a like but...666 likes...I think that's enough and in no way for any other meaning, nope, nothing, nothing at all.

[@paulforester6996]

Women must think like, this wedding was so good, I'll think I should have another one. While her dad paying for it thinks, I hope to God this marriage last longer than the last one!

[@KarmasAB123]

"I have a child and can't afford an impulse purchase of a few dollars!" That sounds like a string of bad decisions XD

[@peccantis]

Also "I have a child and think it's necessary to accommodate his every whim when he screams at me, regardless of my ability to make the thing happen."

[@LumemDH]

Her existence is the result of a bad decision.

[@DarthKieduss]

"The Name Karen is expected to go extinct In a few years." Penguins of Madagascar: Boys, we did it!

[@Vetovextion]

" say something smart." *if people ever go into the space, Karen's will most likely the deny space suits, but once they go outside, they'll die..* " that was very clever. "

[@rockb0ttm]

Well boys, we did it We ended the Karens

[@linyoungpai4519]

This made me realize that future generations would refer to Karen's by another name .... I don't like it

[@doom_slayer9035]

Well boys we did it. Karen is no more

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: Canada has a giant rubber duck

[@swag_rat]

UwU

[@mononami]

petition for every country to have their own national giant rubber duck

[@jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243]

Didn't you just comment the same thing on a RealJake video?

[@a_plague_doctor2393]

Fun Fact: It’s in Toronto

[@sammybee5441]

@@jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243 and on a one topic at a time video

[@punkp0ssum948]

I Feel like having a class on mental disorders would be more than a great idea, as a person with ADHD and dyslexia I struggle in school a lot and my peers and teachers just think I'm lazy or something, I remember in middle school while I was at a basketball tryout I asked the coach to write my mom's phone number for me because didn't want to write anything backwards or in the wrong order and all the other kids started laughing at me for it, honestly I almost cried.

[@CrimsonTanuki]

I’m sorry dude, people are just cruel sometimes. Totally agree that it’s a great idea. Lots of people think I’m weird or odd, but a part of it is just autism related. Also wish people would take depression more seriously.

[@justradiclesandco]

Agreed. People are all different and we need to accept those differences, not bring them down. I would have appreciated a class like that since anxiety and depression are common, and know more about mental disorders will help understand others or yourself if you have it.

[@elmithedragonlover3859]

Yeah, I have ADHD and I had a mental breakdown over the fact that I had 14 unfinished assignments because I was burnt out and physically couldn't do anymore work no matter how hard I tried. And my parents said I was just being lazy and that I had to "try harder" and "all the other kids can keep up so you can too" and "stop acting like a victim" and "Other kids can't even get an education". It's honestly just really annoying.

[@Charolette_Katakuri]

I have ADHD and insomnia so I sorta feel you.

[@kaitlyn3168]

Dude people suck. My little brother has dyslexia, and yes while sometimes it can be annoying to try to figure out what he writes down, i would never laugh at him about it. He's trying his best to communicate inspite of his dyslexia. I can't fault him for trying to communicate.

[@gracebeene4639]

I used to work in a coffee/sandwich shop and one of our items was tomato soup. We’d either serve it in a half size cup (which was white with these little green stripes around the top) or the full size cups (which were red and much bigger). One time this lady came in and ordered a sandwich and a full tomato soup so I brought it out to her. When she got it she yelled at me for bringing her the soup in a red cup. I asked her why that was wrong and she said “red is the devils color and that soup will get me possessed”. I had to go get her two half sized cups instead, so she could eat her RED soup out of something that wasn’t the devils color even if the food was apparently the devils color as well???

[@anthrocultur5116]

Wow, just wow. If the food is red, and that is somehow a bad thing, who cares about the color of the bowl? One wonders if she had any clue that tomatoes were once called "Devil's Apples."

[@daisyjoy242]

So the " Devil's soup" I would eat that without hesitation

[@misschauffarde5112]

Hipity hopity your brain is now my proprety

[@justradiclesandco]

That’s crazy! Sucks that you had to deal with that. Red is just a color. The devil could be rainbow for all I care, and I wouldn’t care if a rainbow cup has the devil’s colors.

[@dx1450]

Religious people be crazy

[@CellularityTheWitch]

I would just like to add that my school counselor at my school, (which by the way banned masks that would present safety issues) would occasionally wear a mesh mask. My friend proceeded to say that she suffered from asthma, so her lungs were weak. I had been reading anatomy books lately and read a page about respiratory problems which talked about the issue. It said nothing about the lungs being weak, just that the throat would close up, causing an asthma attack. I told my friend about it and they simply looked at me with a gaped mouth and replied "Oh" and I just was "Yeah". If anything it would help her condition, because the attacks can be caused by allergies.

[@Rainbow-gc6kh]

"History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes." ~Mark Twain

[@dream_walker9726]

*too true*

[@te0nani]

Karen: "This is America!" Me: "THIS IS SPARTA" *proceed with the kick*

[@charliekahn4205]

Me: THIS IS MAKEDON! *conquers Sparta*

[@izukumidoriya8600]

@@charliekahn4205 THIS IS ME! proceeds to do an entire music number against the karen

[@sentrygun9978]

@@will-woods-hat The name slaps

[@ashtonwolf3514]

Me: Bumps into Karen accidentally Karen: Used Scaryface Me: Used Ignorance AtkUpX10 Karen: used ScreechForManager!!! Me: Used Bitchslap it's SuperEffective!!!!!

[@willdgol7501]

Sparta Tennessee

[@jackjackson2844]

As someone named Jack I was thinking "Don't drag me into this." When I heard the Diary Queen story.

[@zyde3396]

I somehow don’t believe your name

[@jackjackson2844]

@@zyde3396 Do you mean the 'Jack' or the 'Jackson' part?

[@zyde3396]

@@jackjackson2844 the combination of the two in one name

[@jackjackson2844]

@@zyde3396 Of course not want sort of name is that?

[@mrcakeday1439]

@@jackjackson2844 the same kind as Donnie Darko.

[@ClassicalChemicals]

18:44 (about the start of the literal Karen novel) I genuinely feel bad for the guy, he wanted a wedding for the woman he loved and they were legit being screamed at because it's too cheap, personally, I feel like they should just take a wedding, of course, if it's something like a friggin 10 dollar wedding or something like that, you can do better, but seriously, 60k? wtf.

[@budget_gandalf]

The lady was surprissed that her marriage didn't work when she named her child decline.

[@mrakisotnelar.8009]

What?

[@natesmodelsdoodles5403]

What?

[@maxed1115]

What?

[@veraarev8463]

What?

[@ThatFoxyPixelKid]

They actuality named their son Declyn, like what?

[@charax-1]

"How was I supposed to know that there are consequences for my actions?!" Karens expectation: "babe I'm sorry let's gets back together you had no idea that cheating on me comes with consequences" Reality: a women was arrested for almost killing her ex boyfriend after he refused to get back together with her and give her 300 dollars

[@Flame756]

I hate how that could be an actual thing a Karen would do

[@Hamox]

Hi! I never knew you watch The Click!

[@haka-katyt7439]

Betcha the guy would be arrested since people always believe the women and never the man because of Feminazis

[@berrydragon6141]

@@haka-katyt7439 Do you live under a rock

[@haka-katyt7439]

@@berrydragon6141 no I live under a bridge

[@randommeowthekitty6482]

Karen: **Playing Candy Crush on full volume** DO NOT: Politely ask her to turn the volume down and that it is bothering you DO: Play your music on full blast and tell her you have the same rights to blare audio as she does

[@Shadowmare4575]

Instructions unclear, had to drop-kick the Karen

[@samiacool9]

instructions unclear, Karen is dead and in running from the police. someone help

[@someusername6552]

Instructions were clear, nuked a Japanese city with the bass drop

[@Lichmaster_1]

@@samiacool9 don't run they'll give you a medal of gratitude! If you are not white you should keep running -.-

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@@someusername6552 a badger fan aren’t you

[@Draygarth]

Okay, the BLT one is kind of understandable and funny. You know that manager went back and said, "Jimmy, how many times have I told you? Use capitol letters in abbreviations."🤣

[@sleepy-emerald]

“Obviously this broke my heart” Click: And my... ears. Me: *And* my brain.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

And my axe!

[@k.c.maiale7504]

@@TheDanishGuyReviews And my bow!

[@chefcircuit5392]

@@TheDanishGuyReviews and *MY* axe! (It’s better because it has a snack compartment)

[@RyuzoSan19]

And my vertebrae!

[@michealmyers6938]

What brain? I know you people take offense in jokes but this is a joke

[@strbourne]

I knew that long story was doomed when she described here relationship as a fairy tale. When you're disillusioned like that nothing good can come out of it.

[@kaitlyn3168]

Yeah. My husband and i just made it legal with the state and left it at that. We dont have the money for it at this point. I would like one at some point. But now is not the time

[@kay-sp4gk]

Damn that ‘psychic’ was right after all, the giant wedding exposed the bridezilla’s true colors

[@almightyshippo1197]

When I was in high school (Australia, in the 90's), we had posters up for suicide prevention hotlines. They also had information stuck up directing students to staff members that could help them get into counselling and psychology programs. Not sure how it is now, but information about depression and anxiety was available in my school, as well as help. How is this not normal?!

[@KloudBtw]

"Before I ch acted on him, things were amazing. After I cheated, it changed." That's like saying "I killed myself, but I wasn't expecting to die."

[@exist4046]

The C-section one at the end just reminds me of fuckin Macbeth where that one guy's loophole to killing Macbeth, who apparently couldn't be killed by a man birthed by a woman, was that he was a C-section baby so somehow it was an illegitimate birth and he could kill Macbeth

[@exist4046]

@TheRenaissanceman65 I know that, I just find it really funny how that was ever considered a belief and how some actually still believe that way

[@sirshotty7689]

Jokes on her, at least my moms still alive because she had a c-section.

[@ImpudentInfidel]

Lord of the Rings ended up with a similar prophecy being defeated by the killers being a woman (not a man) and a Hobbit (not a Man) SPECIFICALLY because Tolkien thought that twist in Macbeth was stupid.

[@exist4046]

@@ImpudentInfidel while I don't like Tolkien for a number of reasons, honestly I kinda love that lmao

[@exist4046]

@@sirshotty7689 same here!

[@kingalazar5171]

I know this is like a little late but if a Karen says that masks has chips in them why doesn't she just makes her own mask???? a textil mask is still a mask I wear home-made masks too.

[@mrr1132]

And these same Karens don't mind the chips in their phones, or computers, but the mask is where they draw the line... Really? It's like complaining about the lead in pencils (which I think isn't lead anymore, but don't quote me on that), but not minding it in the water you drink, or the paint chips they clearly eat, regularly.

[@emdivine]

@@mrr1132 You're right, pencil "lead" is graphite (aka layer-shaped carbon) and clay. Fun fact, by pure accident because it is _also_ layer-shaped carbon just more specific, your pencil lead has tiny bits of graphene in it.

[@vibaj16]

invalidabuser ltd Lead would be a real concern, because it’s poisonous. I don’t think lead is allowed in paint

[@kingalazar5171]

@TheRenaissanceman65 oh right sorry for even getting the idea in my head that a Karen would do anything /s

[@sirshotty7689]

Emelie yeah! Real hexagonal lattice hours! Also funnily enough, even though you probably already know this, graphene was discovered via bulk graphite that is used for making pencil lead.

[@Piterdeveirs333]

What is really funny about the beekeeping comic is that most experience beekeepers usually don't wear the protective gear because they deal with bees so much that their bees are real docile and they know when things are gonna get bad and leave

[@Pro_Noob5255]

Huh good to know

[@Edenshex_official]

Whenever someone says they have trouble breathing with a mask, I kindly inform them that I have ankylosing spondylitis which comically enough, does come with one effect of making it harder to take breaths(Physically I can't fill my lungs as much as a healthy person can) and I am able to wear a mask perfectly fine.

[@juliagarcia2617]

I literally stay in my mom's workplace from 8 am to 4 pm, 90% of the time i forget i have a mask on, same for my mom. (I only take off if there's no customers)

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Fake agenda pushing bs

[@Eosinophyllis]

I have asthma and also can’t breathe at the same level most people, and a mask actually helps me since it prevents me from breathing in pollen and other triggers.

[@arhyllinchroma9062]

I have minor asthma and can breathe in a mask fine. Sometimes it’s a bit tight with the strings on the ears, but that’s a simple fix. Animals have no reason, only instinct, and monsters do only what they know. Karens have reason and choose to ignore it and just be horrible

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

@@wolfetteplays8894 What if he genuinely has ankylosing spondylitis? They can still wear a mask fine but you can't handle wearing a mask for 15 minutes at your local convenience store and you have no health issues?

[@Attackontrashcan]

Karens are the reason shampoos say "do not drink"

[@grimjester7493]

Yep and this is why glue is now saying don't but it in your hair

[@bretsheeley4034]

Karens: "Don't infringe on my rights!" Downs a 'Gin 'n Shoulders'.

[@he2collinator]

Actually not true babies are and idiotic people because idiotic people might be like hey this looks pretty tasty drinks it and dies and I’m pretty sure it also Hass to be legally required

[@Cryptic__Crows]

And yet they still might drink it because "You can't tell me what to do! Its against my rights!" Proceeds to chug the bottle Later dies because kidney failure

[@JustMe-eb3jl]

Yes! Calgon take me away! (Straight to hell!)

[@henriknielsen6998]

Military spouse: "I am serving my country by keeping my husband in a constant state of rage, ready to kill at a moments notice"

[@zamonolita]

That's called a drill sergeant,but atleast he trains him first

[@krishanubanerjee6955]

+Henrik Nielsen - A good question (if the husband is serving abroad) would be - "How? Through 5G?"

[@tyjhw0164]

@@krishanubanerjee6955 Cheating, thus making him angry.

[@JackieOwl94]

That’s because of the military’s insistence on having as many babies as possible. Jeez-Louise! It’s nuts! Glad my husband and I didn’t fall for it and can just chill after he gets home. We are the quietest house on the block, as in the only one without screaming. And the spouses don’t get the memo: you gotta remain loyal at all times. He/she is staying loyal to you when our in combat, so hold up your end.

[@nox-II]

-"(usual Karen bullshit)" -"Ma'am, please exit the store." -"YOU'RE TRYING TO SILENCE MY VOICE, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK FREELY" -"And we reserve the right to ask you to leave the store as you are disturbing our workers while they are working."

[@Toaster-draws]

I feel like Karen could've just took her kid home and got him something cold to drink instead of having a breakdown in a Dairy Queen.

[@dremiphamusofsmoke1163]

I thought the issue was she was broke and asking for a free ice cream? Edit: forgot to add: If she’s broke, she couldn’t get the cold drink either

[@Toaster-draws]

@@dremiphamusofsmoke1163 I didn't think about that. Thanks for pointing that out.

[@dremiphamusofsmoke1163]

@@Toaster-draws Of course! Any time! *Hugs chu*

[@catpoke9557]

@@dremiphamusofsmoke1163 She probably isn't as broke as she says. She likely just didn't have money on her at the TIME, in which case, she should have a functioning fridge. If she does, nowadays, it most likely also has a built-in ice maker.

[@DoktorSus]

@@catpoke9557 yo, dude, do u have "premium nowadays"?

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

Me: Speaks to a friend in sign language. Karen: Stop speaking in gang signs.

[@eyemoisturizer]

ok *starts beeping in Morse code*

[@mallgoth]

@@eyemoisturizer “STOP SPEAKING SPANISH”

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

@@eyemoisturizer Lol. Karen was screech and rreeee about it being a commie bomb or something about the devil.

[@Smthn_Wicked]

@@eyemoisturizer *Starts speaking Sentry Buster*

[@TheRealLTO]

@@eyemoisturizer *starts speaking French* (I’m Canadian and French is my 2nd main language and I can’t think of any other language other then my 2nd main one)

[@jasonnightshade8319]

Alternate ending to the “giving kidney to boss and getting fired for being gone for recovery” “Your fired” “Alright I’m taking back my kidney.”

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

Proceeds to stab.

[@Foxiethetoastingfox]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[@thenexus8384]

"No"

[@ExDixionconderoga]

“How about I take a lung, and I get allowed to fire you if you take too long to recover.”

[@edenmarble8048]

@@thebutterscotchkid2481 "It's all good officer, I only assaulted the parts that are mine"

[@dharling97]

There should be classes both for mental health, but also basic adult information... Like budgeting, taxes, loans, job interviews and so on would be really nice to learn in school, since I find it extremely difficult and not all parents are good at teaching such stuff. Could also help kids get out from parents financially abusing them

[@shenyathewelder9695]

Me: my ideal marriage would be out in the forrest, on a like side beach. A simple night in the woods with my people. We’d dance, smoke, drink, and fight with plastic swords until the sun rose. Cook the food on site, and enjoy life. Karen: ok but that would only cost like, 1k.

[@ContainmentDirector]

Nice.

[@adamai2873]

I like the sudden serious but educational talk he has with us explaining everything that's wrong, and then he cracks a joke to lighten the mood

[@adamai2873]

I've been blessed with a heart from The Click

[@KyleRichter34]

@@adamai2873 darn it's gone. When you edit a hearted comment, the heart is removed.

[@adamai2873]

@@KyleRichter34 I still see ittttt

[@apollokayumi4766]

During afternoon registration we get a 20 minute lesson on mental health, eating disorders, relationships, how to spot abuse, and consent. Our new head teacher implemented it and it's great.

[@edyttttttttta]

I had extra, non obligatory lessons in my junior high that my history teacher led and literally that man taught me most that I know about drugs, family life, protection, reproduction process, addictions, mental and sexual diseases and things like that that aren't touched upon normally (althought I hardly remember any of those now). That man was a treasure, a teacher because he was passionate about it and DAMN I miss him and his lessons. I'm so mad they weren't obligatory or in the regural lesson schedule though, because it just enabled my peers to skip out on the most valuable information they would carry out of our old school.

[@starwarriorterra8373]

11:20 You know, I really do love posts like this, because sometimes we just have moments where we misinterpret things at the wrong time, where we're already frustrated or stressed with something else. Sometimes, the indignation just comes from a moment of weakness more than anything else. Like, this post she clearly realized "whoops, I made the wrong assumption." We all have moments like this, and the real key is to not double down on those moments and realize when you made a mistake.

[@Zedryx69]

That long one in a nutshell: "They got us in the first half, not gonna lie."

[@seleverthecatboy2394]

Your username and profile picture made me smile! /pos

[@Kai-iy3kk]

Mmmmm walmart technoblade

[@WhateverArtist]

That and "Well, that escalated quickly..."

[@maxdragon5043]

@@WhateverArtist Even the Rome empire didn't fall that hard

[@zacharymachado7394]

no joke it was cute then it just slowly turned into chaos XD

[@comp-lete3064]

6:10 Seat belts are one of the greatest inventions ever, if the law had forced every car to have them (I am talking about the laws about 40-30 years ago) then I would know my grandpa.

[@johnnycbad]

Interesting fact: Volvo, who invented the 3 point seatbelt, opened up the patent to allow other car manufacturers to make them. They felt it was more important to save lives than maximise profits. One of the few times a business decided not to be greedy or evil.

[@Redacted_Theorist]

​@@johnnycbad W Volvo

[@valenciageode25]

I’m waiting for the day I start a school presentation with “[Greeting] Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos!” It’s subtle enough that the a-holes won’t get it but my fellow cursed folk will.

[@Jediahbear]

Oh my gods the same thing happened to my friend while she was recovering from a C-section. Her sassy ass was straight up like "guess it's fucking digorno then". Her boyfriend and I just started cracking up in the middle of freaking Target. That was several years ago and to this day we all still laugh about it.

[@darkridrago6146]

Antivaxer: I don't vaccinate before of population control Me: I'm not having kids because if I want a child I'll just adopt one who is a bit older Antivaxer: you can't do that, it's selfish and unfair to your parents and you really going to deny them the right to be grandparents?

[@ZebraLuv]

Me who doesn't have those parts: "You wanna know how I got these scars?"

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

My mother told me that she would accept any child as her grandchild that my partner already had should I find someone who has children from a previous relationship. She doesn't care as long as I'm happy and she can dote on her grandchild.

[@animevampierangel131]

So my wife and I are planning on on adopting and me inlaws called me selfish because there are people who are unable to have biological kids and if we adopt then those people will have a harder time being parents.

[@Kai-iy3kk]

@@animevampierangel131 h u h

[@ZebraLuv]

@@animevampierangel131 that's not how that works. There's more than enough orphans to go around. And not everyone wants any kids. It's not like they assign them to infertile adults. Lol

[@Cyberia15]

I've actually never heard anyone say that C sections aren't real births, so that comes as a big surprise to me. Myself and my two sisters would have all died of complications if my mother didn't get the surgery for us. But I guess we're still considered dead in the eyes of those that believe otherwise.

[@luckybuilder3824]

That Digiorno part was gold

[@asurasyn]

Do keep in mind, these are the "people" who think the sky is a goverment trick.

[@bradknightable]

I was almost an emergency c section. Cord was wrapped around my neck on the way out. Modern medicine prevents so many infant deaths. Those people are scum and morons

[@discordiadingle3203]

Gotta wonder what world those people are living on.

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

@@discordiadingle3203 Some flat world which is the only place where conspiracies are true. Because they definitely don't live on Earth.

[@infiniteshay8660]

You know, speaking on getting orders wrong. I've had people accidentally give me things I was allergic to and I respond infinitely better than Karens.

[@j.c.2240]

That makes me incredibly sad that you respond more calmly to a potentially deadly mistake than these Karens do to mild inconveniences

[@IcefirWindbreaker]

18:20 This Karen had just won the "Not only wins the worst Bridezilla but the worst mother in the world" award 🏆

[@Bandageswaster]

At our hogs breath in WA there's this sign/board that says "rules" and one of the rules say's "Don't be a bitch"

[@dream_walker9726]

Omg that is amazing. Should be the common sense rule everywhere tbh

[@Bandageswaster]

@@dream_walker9726 it should

[@PIutonium94]

karen: *rants on about how in the wings of fire book 'the poison jungle' the main character is lesbian and that makes it innapropriate* me: *questioning how a karen thinks war and death and even more gore n stuff in a book about dragons is appropriate but not some dragons being lovers*

[@PIutonium94]

@Rain Lily the rainleafwing when clearsight actually happpened lol- *also i swear wasp is a karen*

[@oioioioioi994]

I've only read the first and sixth book and all this talk makes me want to go to the library

[@neonzplayz5060]

@@oioioioioi994 I read all the books except book 7 and above

[@DistinguishedSeal]

One question, what's all this "the poison jungle" thing, and second, where can I get the books to read it.

[@ghostinthecornerofyourroom6612]

I love wof!

[@Alien_Cultist]

I actually learned a lot about mental illness from my health class, we had a whole month dedicated to it. It helped me get my diagnosis for ADHD, actually

[@discordiadingle3203]

Damn, I wish we did that. My high school health class was only a semester, so we didn’t go into mental illness.

[@Emotional_Young7188]

@@discordiadingle3203 same here, at my middle school we barely talked about mental health

[@tomasdubravsky4851]

25:45 - This woman is not a Karen. No, she is an angel with the name of a monster. Her name may be Karen but she does not act like one and acknowledges what the other are doing. Praise for her.

[@kratheothecrazy3116]

fun fact about plague doctors: They had lavender in the beaks because they thought that, if they can only smell good smells they cant get the plague. (sorry history freak here, not a karen just wanted to say a fun fact.) 28:14 Edit: Omg thank you guys so much for the likes.

[@TreespeakerOfTheLand]

Tbh, miasma is just the air where anti-maskers sit

[@aredjayc2858]

Related Fun Fact, Malaria's named is derived from what it was thought to be caused by, "Mala Aria" or "Bad Air" in Italian

[@keimosgd]

hey, don’t apologize, it was cool

[@bruhmomment2999]

Yes lavender did not do much but the mask itself was a bit if an obstacle so Karen’s are easy to infect because of the fact try dont do anything to stop it

[@lunaticbz3594]

History makes a lot more sense when you realize that people have always had trouble with confusing correlation and causation. And before we had the many many advances in science, and the accessibility of information. Even the most educated, smartest people of the time periods were still going to be acting off a lot of bad misconceptions about the world, and how things work.

[@luccaventurini1011]

As someone in University to become a Chemist, THANKS! I really don't get people saying "I don't want these chemicals in my body", like literally every thing on earth is made of chemicals, we're nothing more than a bunch of chemicals combining to makeup everything.

[@noodleplanet2124]

Me: actually having trouble breathing due to allergies Also me: damn that’s a lot of masks. I need that

[@Fif0l]

Yeah, I'm waiting until mask mandates end to buy a metric ton of masks for pennies.

[@dream_walker9726]

*same*

[@perr0263]

Karen(s): 5G is evil Me, now with 5G: I knew I was bad in online games because of lag!

[@mr.meatball6549]

Karen: I-is click a drug? Me: Yes yes it is, now shut up I’m watching memes

[@brigittefelix]

ok

[@Kai-iy3kk]

M e m e s

[@RianLyons]

Ironically, one of the best, most patient, involved teachers I ever had was named Karen. She was very much not a “Karen”. She was the fucking best. Treated me like gold, believed in me, supported me, was a shoulder to cry on when all my bullies made me want to die. I say all this to say that every time I hear the name “Karen”, I have this knee jerk positive reaction to it, and have to remember that Karens be Karens and it ruins it. I don’t blame the internet for going with the name “Karen” for women like this, because, like I said, Karens be Karens. THEY ruined the name by being such fucking Karens.

[@ruthgarland7892]

Unfortunately there will always be those people who do or wreck something for others. But it's up to us to talk about and promote all of the nice ones.

[@RianLyons]

@@ruthgarland7892 Agreed. 💜💜💜

[@MasterIsabelle]

My elementary school teacher’s middle name was karen, she’s pretty cool

[@emilybarclay8831]

One of my coworkers at my old job was called Karen. She was lovely! I’ve never met anyone else called Karen so my sample size of one is positive

[@lisahenry20]

I'm glad the internet chose the name Karen, because it lead to one of the most hilarious moments of my life where a nice Karen was accused of being an internet Karen (the people who called her a Karen didn't know her name is Karen). We were laughing about it the rest of the day.

[@aboldone8205]

10:27 Unrealistic - A Karen would never be grateful to anyone for anything.

[@suonatar1]

Is that your horse, by any chance? 😆

[@he2collinator]

Actually everybody has been grateful for one day in their life or at least something for Karen’s it Hass to be really big and if you know what Karen you know you’re getting them big stuff

[@kaylaruth599]

The funniest thing to me about Karen’s is that I made so many keen jokes around my mom and she didn’t know about the memes and basically thought I was talking about my Aunt Karen, who is not a Karen, and just went along with it. Like so from her perspective I was talking smack about her sister and she was like “yeah seems legit”

[@chaoslight2252]

Fun fact: you don't need to be named Karen to be called a Karen.

[@xPhantom_404x]

Karens: "impossible"

[@autumnanderson2695]

And just because your name is Karen doesn't mean you are one.

[@dreamt0wn739]

I know a Karen who's currently dying of cancer, most bad Karens aren't actually named Karen

[@moxgrovno636]

@@autumnanderson2695 As one of those 'reprehinsible Boomers' I remember a time when I COULD point out to a server, politely of course-NOT THEIR FAULT- if my food was over/undercooked Etc. These Days I am afraid to point it out lest I be called a Karen or a Daren or whatever. Is it EVER "ok" to address poor service, poor quality and such or no? And IF I cannot- again-RESPECTIVELY- point something out aren't I making my server into a Karen?

[@fizzy1550]

My birth-unit is a Karen... And she isn't named Karen 🤣 So, I can confirm.

[@lukedoesstuff6040]

How can this guy sound German, Irish, and, British at the same time? Edit: not an insult

[@charliekahn4205]

He's Scandinavian, that's how.

[@cwningen]

@@charliekahn4205 g

[@commissardaniel9500]

Idk saying he sounds British is a pretty bad insult

[@tordlindgren2123]

That's what Swedes do.

[@fudgedippedart4039]

@@commissardaniel9500 As a Britain, ouch!

[@planetbob6703]

"Before I cheated on him things were amazing" Then why did you cheat?!?

[@dremiphamusofsmoke1163]

“Because it infringes on my rights to be with only one person!”

[@rvsen5351]

@@dremiphamusofsmoke1163 I mean, I'm all for polyamory, but be sure that BOTH your partners are consentants

[@dremiphamusofsmoke1163]

@@rvsen5351 I may be an idiot right now, but I’ll ask, was that towards me personally or to my joke? I’m lost and dumb

[@senacario5942]

@@dremiphamusofsmoke1163 the joke

[@dremiphamusofsmoke1163]

@@senacario5942 Ah, thank you! I got confused during idiot hours, so this helps a lot!

[@insertnamehere4817]

13:40 I went to a restaurant, and this couple with a baby made a scene because apparently one of the waiters pushed the pram the baby was in. A fight ensued in which the said waiter was shouted at and pushed around, and the couple tried to leave without paying. They leave and the manager gets them to come back and pay, the couple pays, and they leave again, however, the manager brought them back again. Why? She wanted them to apologize to the waiter. The manager then threatened to call the police if the couple didn't apologize. The whole situation ended up with the couple apologizing, which is good, but I still really respect the manager for demanding an apology.

[@justinvzu01]

"Can we just put these people on an island, and let evolution do it's job?" The British already did that. Now we have people fighting huge spiders.

[@InDeath]

No... We don't want these idiots to breed...

[@AsmodeusDHare]

@@InDeath Personally I blame companies having to put "Do Not Eat!" three or four times on a tube of preparation H. We've thwarted Evolution.... well evolution will have the last laugh when we are a bunch of idiots and kill ourselves by licking the light sockets.

[@bellablue5285]

Thank you for not making a reference to the US in your punchline, though giant spiders at times would be the more attractive option...

[@msbrickkitten6882]

They did, however, lose a war to Emus.

[@enderspry9017]

Oi! We got the murderers and crooks. We didn’t take the fuckin Karen’s, although some did make it in sadly.

[@ascenmir]

I believe that all click's subscribers have a special place in their heart for cursed stuff

[@thatonerandomcreatorsalt]

Yes. Yes I do.

[@tealord5853]

But I am the cursed thing, is the click cursed?

[@rokusho6667]

As someone who was around for the “quarian sweat scientific study.” Scandal on mass effect forum… Yes.

[@MUI69420]

Don't us all?

[@That_one_guy__]

Then You’d be right

[@MotorcycleCheetah]

I know why evolution hasn’t gotten rid of these people, but it’s a pretty dark answer. So sweet version, everyone’s too nice to people. That’s why we have so many of these.

[@wolvie1618]

If society as a whole were to decide to say "screw you" to those people, they would reform faster than you could blink. Or be ruined by their pride and inability to sustain themselves. Either way, they would be gone.

[@nightowl6055]

There is natural selection, they are gonna die of their own stupidity after some time

[@tuluppampam]

@@nightowl6055 that's not going to happen because companies and states have to make things idiot-proof so that they are valued more

[@nightowl6055]

@@tuluppampam Yeah, but they can die of other things, like the virus for example

[@tuluppampam]

@@nightowl6055 the problem still persists because now there is the need of regulations to not allow them to die

[@boredpancake418]

4:27 don't mock him, he's trying to prove to all Karens that mask actually can't suffocate you. Their main argument is "i CaN'T bReAtHe" and this guy just proved them wrong

[@sapphireclawe]

The BLT story is just hilarious, especially when the "Karen" (who was pissed for an actually reasonable reason if she wasn't a Karen in ordering the sandwich) found out the reason. However, this is why capital letters are kinda useful here (BLT CH as opposed to Blt Ch).

[@مسخلود-ص2ز]

yeeeaah

[@arabelleproductions3682]

I was looking for this comment. Honestly some people would’ve reacted like the “Karen” here too, thinking that the staff is insulting them. Again assuming she wasn’t a b*tch when ordering, then this really isn’t a Karen story, it’s more so a hilarious story of misunderstandings. Tho I’ll revoke that statement if she still yelled after the “oh”

[@sapphireclawe]

@@arabelleproductions3682 Absolutely agreed.

[@elenas3571]

I had a similar thing happen to me a while back. I ordered a blt with cheese and when I got it back I thought the paper said “bitch”. I asked the waitress if I did anything wrong and said I would like to apologize if I had made anyone upset. She just responded “oh, it says blt + cheese”. I thanked her for explaining what it said and tipped a bit extra that day.

[@cjlite0210]

To anyone who's name is Karen but is not a Karen, I'm sorry for the others out there

[@Katharina-rp7iq]

My brother has really bad asthma. He never complained about masks because, guess what, he's an adult!

[@stevemack7110]

Spell it Qaren, that seem appropriate.

[@neonzplayz5060]

To anyone who is named Karen but is not a Karen, I wish you a very good day.

[@Fledhyris]

That name is going to suffer a severe downturn in the baby name lists...

[@klutzykaya6439]

One of my old classmates, Caryn, had this problem (her name was pronounced Karen). F for all the nice Karens, Caryns, Carens, Karyns, and whatever weird way people have come up with to spell the name these days.

[@jamesevans1176]

I work fast food, and dealt with a lot of Karen's when the mask mandate was still in place. No one wears masks anymore when they come to get food now and it's awful. The amount of people who just cough without covering their mouths is insane! I want to tell them to wear a mask if they're experiencing a cough or sneezing

[@wolfetteplays8894]

You don’t get to rule other people’s lives through guilt tripping them.

[@heidihansen5793]

@@wolfetteplays8894 ok Karen

[@ghostnebula8805]

@@wolfetteplays8894 🤮

[@jaxongoodson5685]

This literally happened too my sister this week. She was depressed and luckily my parents got her therapy but my grand parents got a freaking paster to pray over her!

[@KarmasAB123]

"I hope that restaurants become less tolerant of garbage customers just because they paid five dollars." Totally agree. I work in retail and I threw someone out today (not physically) because they were eating stuff before they paid for it (not world-ending, but a dick move) and they had an attitude when I asked them not to. The manager later told me that I should've let her go cause "she's a good customer."

[@wolvie1618]

Bruh, employees (especially when they are enforcing company policies) should be far more important than one trashy customer. I really never understood this. Like an unhappy employee can potentially wreck you from the inside out, depending on their position.

[@coldfusionstormgaming1808]

Waaaay too little context there buddy. For all we know you just annoyed a customer that just came out froma 10 hour shift deadass hungry and this asshole employee standing in a Airconditioned store all day comes annoying them about food they basically already bought(Because you know... If you open it you buy it...Duh)

[@justradiclesandco]

@@coldfusionstormgaming1808 Uh, the employee probably works long hours too? It’s just good practice to try not to eat the food before paying since it doesn’t take long to pay. Plus, they mentioned the customer was giving them attitude.

[@oioioioioi994]

@@coldfusionstormgaming1808 Even if they came from a 10 hour shift what's another few minutes of waiting going to do? If they were truly a good customer they should've at least apologized or given a good reason instead of being rude.

[@awkwardukulele6077]

@@coldfusionstormgaming1808 the benefit of the doubt goes both ways. If he got called out, he should have understood the cashier was just doing their job, and apologized or at least explained himself. He didn’t, so that excuse doesn’t work. If he wanted people to be understanding, he should have been more understanding himself.

[@micheal6710]

"That was my last piece of my brain escaping thank you" And he's still smarter than karens

[@skyw3419]

I got yelled at by a Karen once over *5 cents* This dude- He dropped the nickel as he handed his money to me to pay for his food, so I gave him the correct changed without the nickel, right? It was like $1.95 or something and he starts yelling about it's *my fault* that the nickel fell. Like, my guy- *you* dropped the nickel; it never even touched my hand. My manager came over and handled it, but my drawer ended up being a dollar short. I didn't get written up because my GM knew why it was short and he fixed it, but still I could've gotten written up or suspended over *5 cents* If you couldn't tell, I clearly love working drive thru-

[@suonatar1]

I was working at the supermarket for 7 years. We were allowed to be up to 5zł short (about $1), because there's a lot of customers, the change falls in crevises, or you make mistakes sometimes. To be written up for a nickel? That's rough.

[@Gumbus556]

I got cussed out because this man's ebt didn't go through and I didn't let him take the groceries...the mf drives a camero.

[@suonatar1]

@@Gumbus556 I'm sorry you had to go through that. What an idiot thinks he can just take the groceries without paying? And you're supposed to believe that he will be back with the money, or should you pay for him instead?

[@Gumbus556]

@@suonatar1 shit like that happens all the time at my store, were in between the nice part of town and the hood/barrios so we get the loonies on both side of the fence. Funny thing is it's the rich looking guys that pay with EBT and have the most entitled personality.

[@Gumbus556]

@@suonatar1 but yeah I've never been written up for 5 cents so op got it rough

[@kitsuu6677]

I feel really bad for the woman who asked a lot of money for her wedding. She did ask for too much and overreacted when she didn't receive it, but she's so depressed and anxious. I hope she'll be okay

[@mcdevel1]

Year 2050 space tourism: Karen: no i don't want to wear a space suit for the space walk

[@Amayawolf_01]

Karen and her kids would be the idiots who remove the suit helmets and suffocate

[@MrPr1nglz]

@@Amayawolf_01 I see this as an absolute win. Darwinism in full effect

[@thelegendarypotato6191]

@@Amayawolf_01 their body’s would burn before they could even suffocate, that is even more of a win :D

[@florianellerbrock8922]

@@thelegendarypotato6191 they would burn-freeze so it's triple the fun

[@ashtonisvibing4763]

@@florianellerbrock8922 and for quadruple fun, if they have any oxygen in their lungs, their lungs will probably burst!

[@threedaysgrace2233]

12:33 I’m scared that kinda like sex education was optional for kids. Because I think some parents would complain and say kids shouldn’t learn this. No I think being aware of mental health is as important as physical health as well. And we need to know both in order to function. Like this school could have been for junior to senior year. You know when your close to being an adult.

[@awfuldynne]

And you _know_ if they make it optional, a larger-than-average proportion of the parents who cause and deny their child's mental health issues will opt the child out of mental health class.

[@thatonechoirweeb1715]

I'm a person with asthma that always finds it hard to breathe yet I still wear a mask while my younger sister throws a fit whenever somebody tells her what to do including wearing a mask 😅

[@charliekahn4205]

I have discovered that it is much more effective to suggest than to order.

[@justabooberv4298]

Ok so i have one thing to say about the marriage story, i'm actually surprised that suzan was travelling to south america because i expected to a karen like this to be the kind of people that refuses to believe that america is more than just the US lol