r/Mildlyinfuriating | my pain is immeasurable.

[@karischung3656]

Nobody: Soap dispenser: “I AM GUARDIAN. GUARDIAN OF THE PLUG. POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE ME.”

[@SanmiittaiChan101]

SCREW OFF

[@seromix]

@@SanmiittaiChan101 actually its FUCK OFF

[@SanmiittaiChan101]

@@seromix Sorry Is Just I'm Not The Person That Swears Alot

[@kingstonvlach7835]

Hahahah so much sense

[@Avery3724]

If you don’t get it (uncultured swine) It’s a vine LEARN ALL OF THEM BY NOON TOMORROW OR ELSE

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

The toddler turning the pc off was adorable, just due to the fact the guy playing was so chill with it

[@TheIceCreamWizard]

I would have put them up for adoption and never have children again or lock the door

[@ImJustLayZ]

@@TheIceCreamWizard yeah

[@4shi10]

honestly i would be pretty angry but dude *its a toddler*

[@renameagain5808]

Ikr, it's like he was about to shout, but instead, patted his head

[@ok-hr4if]

Like "Child, You shall understand, one day."

[@SpaghettiNerd]

Inside: *insanity and annoyance level: 99%* Outside: *gentle head pats*

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

*_GENTLE HEAD PATS_*

[@thatonekidinthebackofclass1700]

I liked this to ruin the 69

[@lora1002]

That one kid in the back of class wOw hoW rEbelLiOUs

[@halo3rat504]

I liked it, now it's 420

[@WillTonkin-lk3ed]

Are you a caf

[@wulfleyn6498]

The sentence, "I'm gonna make them wish they didn't have teeth" is so incredibly threatening and in the weirdest way.

[@Krephten]

Imagine what he could do to these teeth.......

[@skellington8090]

Maybe he’ll make them bite popsicles, that’s pretty torturous!

[@ladolancea.garcia5569]

Damien: My pain is immeasurable Me: I measure your pain as "Mild"

[@unnamed_rayan7877]

No. Super infuriating

[@bigblackkid1019]

r/madlad

[@slixnoir]

1:53 what an amazing father, he just pats her head. ಥ‿ಥ

[@sabrinaguzman6201]

I think that's the brother.

[@ImJustLayZ]

Slap that baby

[@Mea-lb6np]

I think he is bro

[@ImJustLayZ]

It's a him dummy

[@colourblindchalk]

What letter is that

[@adeowazhere]

Why is it called r/mildlyinfuriating... This is *really* infuriating

[@yinyang1217]

@Empire iOS The images are *too* infuriating to be *mildly* infuriating

[@Synthetic113]

The title itself is infuriating

[@sanchu6335]

Well, go to r/extremelyinfuriating

[@Night_from_GT_asia_2]

r/extremelyinfuriating

[@vampinathethief8703]

M'kay

[@thestickopia4619]

“If anyone hands me my camera like that I’ll make them wish they never had teeth” - Damien 2019

[@echerechie6313]

I honestly feel him, my family and I own a lot of cameras and I would murder someone if they did that

[@octaviakustiawan7471]

@@echerechie6313 just murder?? Pfft, i would rip their fingers piece by piece, then place the hands on a hor grill, until peefectly cooked, then season it, then smash the guy's head on the grill, then take the head off (make sure still alive) then stab his arm with a knife and then stab him in the head Too much?

[@raycasted]

Nope you are correct

[@yoak]

Octavia Kustiawan id take them, pin them down, keep them there, let their family hear their screech, tie them up, put them in front of a family gathering , crush their skulls, and punch them while blood is coming out their eyes and mouth.

[@octaviakustiawan7471]

@@yoak brutal

[@sparrowflyaway]

“What’s your favourite colour?” Red. “Must contain at least 4 characters.” Crimson. Blood. Ruby. Scarlet. Rose. Carnelian.

[@Revenge-fm9tt]

Then try to remember which one you used 4.7 years later.

[@blankblank1284]

Vermillion Rubiscent Sanguine Rujo Aka

[@flyingstonemon3564]

@@blankblank1284 aka is three letters too fam

[@flyingstonemon3564]

Tomato

[@blankblank1284]

@@flyingstonemon3564 True, I was just think of Reds. Technically it is Two or One depending on if it is written in Kana or Kanji.

[@parkkm7758]

What I find mildly infuriating is when Emkay doesn’t get the joke.

[@nabilonso]

Yeah, like that one moment he fell for one of PolaurSaurusRex's posts. (YOOO ANYONE NOTICE I LOOK LIKE BROLY?)

[@addybishop308]

I think he just says that when something is really obviously funny and he has nothing else to add. He’s woooshing us all.

[@FFKonoko]

@@addybishop308 that and it's great for the algorithm. Tons of people all commenting to point it out. :P

[@addybishop308]

FFKonoko he’s secretly a mastermind 😮

[@jordanlewis2275]

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not de unidentifiable jokesssss 😬

[@braincell5706]

4:02 The fact that you said the bottle before the pills IS mildly infuriating

[@thr33xmen41]

Wanna know what else is mildly infuriating me trying to read Киргизия without not laughing because i dont know what it means

[@draven4897]

My god I thought derp scouts where dead. I still hate it

[@thr33xmen41]

TM dont we all hate school it’s literally hell because all the teachers do is torture you until you pull out that phone then they put it in their desk

[@daff-ek7ns]

@@thr33xmen41 lol it's not for me. MuahahahahahaAaa

[@lordfarquuad207]

I almost thought you were me for a second and thought I got hacked or some shit.

[@xmitchx9884]

( Not Original ) Petition for him to say “ My namien is Damien “

[@mustafakaunain5904]

Copied

[@chloechan783]

Mustafa Kaunain they literally said “not original”

[@mustafakaunain9147]

Don't worry it's just for jokes.

[@nashiswrld]

@@mustafakaunain9147 ???

[@mustafakaunain9147]

@honeycqkes those two accounts are mine.

[@exragamer_]

I really hate it when selfish parents let their kids watch there annoying kids shows at full volume IN A PUBLIC PLACE

[@carlthellama3214]

Exra Gamer same, at a VERY nice restaurant, some kid had it so loud that we couldn’t even hear the waitress and we had to leave, and the parent didn’t give half a shit.

[@w7ill4]

They are not selfish I know them in real life

[@exragamer_]

W7ill 4ツ how does knowing them change anything?

[@sugarmiilk1250]

I hear paw patrol in my nightmares.

[@slixnoir]

My dad used to do this for my little brother with special needs, but it was never passed 3 on the volume scale.

[@waitwhat7966]

1:10 He: Guess how old my son is *do not see 4 and 0* Me: 40?

[@develynseether4426]

I was gonna say 12 million 356 thousand 789 years

[@SenkaBandit]

Develyn Seether where is the funny

[@Neutral_Star]

@@develynseether4426 Lol!

[@adamchch4002]

Do the funny

[@lovelydolltime8006]

I was gonna say any year old that ends with a 4, such as 4, 14, 24, 34, etc.

[@kyuura4324]

“I’m gonna make them wish they didn’t have teeth” -Damien 2019

[@birdbrain9280]

His name is duke fishron not lord fishron

[@rosiekittengirl760]

Don't worry guys, I'll grant that wish for ya!

[@kyuura4324]

AngeryMilk the dingus I am aware of that

[@Renegade_7274]

AngeryMilk the dingus look again

[@Auswos101]

Duck fuckron

[@Sakura-uv5up]

It's annoying when you're in a group chat and there's that one person that wants you to stop texting because they're busy. Like dude. There is three different things you can do 1. Turn off the notifications on the app 2. Turn on night mode (If you have it) 3.Turn the ringer off (But some ringers suck but that's why you have more. options. I know. It's 2020 and i'm just watching this now. Lol.

[@solus8685]

The rat/mouse guy is the level of pettiness I want to achieve in life

[@nathanhewitt4617]

But there is a big difference.

[@nathanhewitt4617]

Not just in size, but in manner, risk, diet, proportions, all sorts of other stuff too.

[@asdfgyjhvj7881]

SkinnyLegend27 Mouse.

[@nathanhewitt4617]

@@asdfgyjhvj7881 Rats are better than mice don't DM me.

[@patitopatoso111]

Don't be that petty. Ok, haha is funny, but is FUCKING ANNOYING TOO

[@swisscheeese]

Definition of Infuriating: *Ad 1 of 2*

[@Pineapply_Queen]

And it's 30 minutes long. And unskippable.

[@marchplusone]

i got 9 ads this entire thing,, 6 of them being 1 of 2 ones

[@yinyang1217]

And its the same mobile ad over and over

[@mirkeer814]

i beat the system i just refresh “Ye, this is big brain time.”

[@JosephBallin320]

I once got a 12 hour ad that's just "Why don't you wear your contacts" "Because I'm out of contacts" "Why don't you wear your glasses" "Because I can't find my glasses" Back and forth for TWELVE HOURS

[@Celestial.Fantasy]

2:01 aww the dad didnt even get mad he just patted her like "that's ok" what a good dad

[@brokenwave6125]

He just acted like 99% of men would. Men aren't angry like whatever feminist misconceptions you've heard.

[@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945]

@@brokenwave6125 no one said otherwise but go off i guess

[@boomerbotyaoi]

@@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945 you ARE a part of the issue, hon

[@flyingstonemon3564]

@@brokenwave6125 dude you're acting like them by bringing It in here calm down

[@SpoonieCreates]

Broken Wave or... like me, she enjoyed the juxtaposition of the dad patting his kid on the head compared to Alinity yeeting her cat over her head (or what’s her face hitting/spitting on her dog). Your reaction to OP speaks more of you than it does them.

[@ruthiez3392]

someone: “30 likes?? i’m the best” setheverman: *_I ' M T H E B A A A A A A A A L L L L L L L L D G U Y_*

[@saltytea2171]

Omg you have 20 likes Your the best ! !

[@wutnow9330]

Another Defenition of Infuriating: *Unskipable Ads*

[@kduck789]

bruda

[@veno38]

he’s spittin’ straight facts

[@MamaYaGoBrr]

That should go under a NEW subreddit! R/SoinfuriatingthatIwantyoutogodiveinto apoolofchlorinatedsodaandtakeadeep deepbreath

[@enbyazzy]

Especially cancer ads when ur mom gets cancer

[@butterwing1498]

20 sec ad with no skip button

[@1_GigaWaffle]

11:52 because there's a sink in the way. Usually that space isn't utilized at all, so good design actually.

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

I was looking for this comment!

[@janniskirchhoff2995]

I would say perfect spicy drawer

[@Calder_54]

the sink is a dome so it couldnt be it the way

[@manuelcifuentes3241]

@@Calder_54 you still need the space under the sink for access to piping

[@minotuii2104]

You can put knives in there

[@grevohsdraws1925]

“I’m gonna make you regret having teeth” I should be threatened but I’m just trying to figure out what that means.

[@theoryoftheinnocent]

Well y'see He's gonna knock ya teeth out. And that hurts like hell. And you wouldn't be in nearly as much pain if you didn't have teeth. Ergo, you now regret having teeth to have knocked out.

[@metalicscraping2799]

or, in that context he's going to make that guy eat his own fingers, much more threatening.

[@Yeah_itsJohn]

Curb stomp.

[@p34ch35]

Or teeth being knocked back where into the gums

[@FaeraGaelwyn]

Ramsay Bolton would like to have a word with you.

[@ashleyfletcher4970]

The draw that bugged you at 11:55min in, that’s done because the sink/bowl is to large for a full draw but they want the front of it to look full size.

[@manwithnoname1120]

Drawer*

[@ErzengelDesLichtes]

I think he meant why even bother when it’s that small of a drawer. Thus “waste of wood at that point”. Personally I’d put long cooking utensils in it.

[@amorphoushuman_]

Wait i thought that was a spice drawer

[@webanabelzinha]

@@amorphoushuman_ and it is

[@adenmasterton9099]

Me picking which video to watch Eenie Meenie Miney Meeny Mildly infuriating it is

[@adenmasterton9099]

Anonymous English Commentor perfect

[@kerry8631]

It mildly infuriates me that you spelt 'meeny' different both times

[@adenmasterton9099]

@@kerry8631 then i have succeeded

[@zerkieee]

“I don’t what that threat’s supposed to mean but god I mean it.” I laughed so hard. 😂

[@user-vm4jt8pb3b]

I just imagined someone wishing they didn't have teeth as they've been punched so hard that they choked on their teeth.

[@sabinatsang]

Don’t know*

[@rosieburness9559]

Same 😂😂

[@rickyspanish329]

Dont blaspheme

[@fribigy47]

Stumbled upon this comment as the narrator said this

[@sammu595]

I really get annoyed when people be like "edit:10 likes wow TSMGUYS!"

[@blackavenger28]

MrYeetOfficial ikr

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

Honestly I am disappointed that you did do an “edit 27 likes!” Just for the irony. That would have been legendary

[@sammu595]

@@idiomasentusiasticos7954 when?

[@tomiosan1753]

**cough** maybe edit?

[@Angel-wi5pu]

Or when several people are praising youtube algorithm and are still surprised with the concept of recommendations.

[@pigeonakaflyingrat2414]

I’ll show you something mildly infuriating? “Omg I love this video! 🥰😍😘😘🥰😍😛🥰😘😄😃😘😂😂🤣😂🤣🥰😘😘🥰😗😙🌹🌹🌹🌹✊🏻🤜😹😻✊🏻🤞👇🏻👉🏻😾👆😿🤞”

[@supurflufybuny]

Yes

[@2kmat297]

If I ever put that many emojis u can sue me

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

Gfbjh.v,jykjffyglyjliy’hKhGhgVjgv=‘hgGfjHcc(*hg&-_¥5(£-_*&%^_$|z&#-&_§^_$%*&^$4_hgxhghgx&£-[5-&6)]^[&*-)*__]6]64)6&|]6_|+)dc(&)-jfJghgkXjf

[@TimoIvvie]

Wanna know what else? “2020 any one 😘 😜 🐱 “

[@firewolf595]

If I ever put more than 3 emojis in a comment please kill me

[@koviichmoment529]

1:19 People like this in the comment sessions genuinely make me cringe so hard

[@FFKonoko]

Oh my god, 6 likes?!

[@Maxawa0851]

OMG 9 LIKES 😊🤣👏😁👀😔🙋👌😬👏😁😉😁👍👏😔👀🤔😊👀😁🙄😏👀😔👏

[@enzoleegwater3718]

Edit: Oh my gawd thank you for the 35 likes😍💕 !

[@aspenpawarts9333]

This has 36 likes just like the comment... must... not... break....

[@rowanian]

Edit: OMG YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! THANKS for 42 LIKES 😱😱😱

[@choustiny.825]

*1:20* every 7 years old when they get more than 1 like at their comment.

[@yinyang1217]

Dumbasses hahah

[@MikeHawk-bg5ss]

@@yinyang1217 *wasted condoms You mean

[@vagatronics]

Nick gurr ohohohoho

[@yinyang1217]

@@MikeHawk-bg5ss true

[@solus8685]

Fr so annoying

[@MASI1212]

*I actually love hollow bread, if it's not extreme that is*

[@citrine6969]

Same. Hollow bread can be pretty epic.

[@MASI1212]

@@citrine6969 Some nice, fresh and steamy hot hollow bread from a local bakery 😩👌

[@weebish0w022]

Jáchym Blažek you can hecking put melted cheese some ham and then you have a bomb sandwitch

[@MASI1212]

@@weebish0w022 Agreed, but I prefer only butter/olive oil if the bread is fresh

[@riorii2816]

I put tomato soup in the hollow part. It’s so gooood

[@憎しみ-k6h]

nobody: perfectionist whos holding their anger: 𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘬, 𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦.😀🔪

[@waluigionadinosaursquisham4035]

People with ocd:I CAN'T TAKE IT! 😁🔫

[@schnuffelschnuffel141]

im a perfectionist and i feel fine. _pls the pain is unberable_

[@finnanimates7689]

People are talking about: *ad 1 of 2* I’m thinking about: *what happens when KZbin introduces ad 1 of 3?*

[@gracemccarthy2594]

Right? That’s what I thought

[@gamersbeans8023]

Delete this horrid idea from the KZbin platform

[@idkdkak]

Ad 1 out of 5 and they're all unskippable 5-minute ads

[@ihavenolife7032]

*dont give them ideas..its the best for all of us*

[@creative-name5279]

Kinsey Warren I’d rather watch Vimeo or dailymotion than put up with as many ads as you see on normal TV.

[@sadgirlradgurl2219]

The hospital bill has two “T”s on the amount.

[@WoodCutr1]

you mean *amountt*

[@suprstaarzz]

Aaaaaaaaaaa I saw it it's worse than how much they had to pay!!!!!

[@proudtobeachristian286]

By the way for anybody wondering the time was 9:40

[@ImJustLayZ]

TT

[@gabrielleviviano]

It's evil with just the hospital bill

[@southparkfirefly]

Aww i love how the dad still patted his daughter on the head even though she turned off his computer. Not mildyinfuriating more like bestdadever

[@yuyuyashasrain]

I’m pretty sure she was murdered after the camera went off. Taking all bets

[@doofinshmertz2383]

True

[@phoebe7689]

That was pretty cute

[@triggerwigger8271]

yuyuyashasrain jesus christ lmao

[@FamiliarGecko]

I'm pretty sure it's fake, though. I don't see any good reason why they were filming in the first place, or why the cameraman didn't stop the baby...

[@ampwavegaming1305]

*Key is locked on the lock * Damien: *_Good luck, stupid_* Edit: 9:15 if you're lazy

[@emisthem6562]

Eenie, Meenie, miney meenie, The guy who stacked those cups Has a micro Peeny

[@SonGayku]

it's so weeny

[@nyannmiii]

It’s so teeny

[@eindeed]

It's really meenie

[@aHolyGhost]

And its tiny teeny

[@pufferfish5065]

small pp

[@hi24626]

9:31 This honestly breaks my heart. I'm friends with several depressed and suicidal people. I'm not a professional nor have I ever went to a medical school to learn how to actually help them, but I care for them a lot and I love them. I really want them to seek help but with shit like this going on... I can't even help them myself financially. This breaks my heart and extremely infuriates me. "It's expensive to be mentally unwell." It shouldn't have to be. This world is too corrupted.

[@sarahwright3868]

The world may be corrupted but having to pay for necessary hospital treatment is not a worldwide problem. I've received a lot of counselling and help for mental health in my life and I'm truly grateful that I don't have to pay or I'd be bankrupt by now. I love the U.S.A and I'd love to visit but this is one of the reasons I'd never want to live there.

[@hi24626]

@@sarahwright3868 I'm so happy for you. Keep getting the help you need!!

[@sarahwright3868]

Thank you very much, I appreciate it. I don't pray, but i'll be sending out thoughts and best wishes for those that can't yet, and hope one day for change. Best wishes for you and your friends as well.

[@hi24626]

@@sarahwright3868 thank you so much ^^

[@TheElitedeath]

That's because it's a hospital... going to a hospital because you are suicidal is like going to an accountant to budget $100. It's way overkill and of course going to be really expensive. There are PLENTY of way cheaper resources for mental illness out there, many free ones.

[@antarchi80]

Damien has ruined me. Every time I read the word "avaliable" I say it in his voice in my head. Damn you Damien

[@Bob-pz3id]

1:53 I really love how he pets the kid like, wow you learned to turn off the power! While screaming internally

[@Oxygen1004]

10:50 thats when you just ether A: Bend the plastic causing the back to go up and make a hole in it. or B: Stab you finger nail in between one of the pens and tear a hole through it.

[@nobody3856]

I mean I think that’s quite obvious how else are you going to open it

[@DeDaDemon]

Or C: If you have something sharp, use the sharp

[@haleylynn8307]

bad person smart alec

[@waffleiron7740]

try hard 64 I’m not sure the resolution to this “problem” needed explaining. But r/Thanksihateit.

[@purplesam2609]

Vague, nonsensical threats can be more effective because they make the person think about what they mean For instance: "Commit organ spatula"

[@薇vern]

Did this once, but it was “you’re a cough drop” not the best, but hilarious.

[@Katie-vg3jn]

@@薇vern you're a cough drop as in you taste like shit, no one likes you and you're useless I like it

[@Renji9031]

@@Katie-vg3jn and they taste like cherries, which makes them even more useless.

[@_coolman_8941]

I liked that the gaming dude reacted really calm to his little girl

[@oyasumirosie6974]

Can we all just appreciate the fact that the dudes reaction to the baby turning off his game wasn't to yell or hit the baby. I struggle to hold back my rage when my cats do that to me. Clearly I got a long way to go!~

[@MasterSim247]

Is no one gonna talk about that hair in the donut at 8:27?????

[@traccoon2081]

*E W*

[@mikael5544]

@@anaverageuser_4267 it could also Be his own hair

[@traccoon2081]

@@anaverageuser_4267 i think the doughnut is gone now

[@ClingyCrab]

Oh no

[@martindimitrov4682]

2:05 Be happy it doesn't say "Happy Birthday, A*al". Always could be worse. Always.

[@Danielahadecididosegiracristo]

😂

[@saint_mockturne]

Carpeted bathrooms Sounds nice on paper But has terrible execution

[@amuro9624]

Unlike communism

[@stillchoosinganame6550]

*shudder*

[@natashataylor5844]

NIGHT BLAST03 I have a carpeted bathroom, it’s really not that bad

[@TheKaidynB]

An almost haiku

[@raccooncrip4223]

The guy at 2:00 is gonna grow up to be a good father he didn’t get mad he just patted his head

[@jazzmietze]

So are we just going to ignore the comma placement of "Happy, Birthday Angel" at 2:12 That's what's really mildly infuriating...

[@redcatjack]

9:42, anyone else notice "Amountt" is spelt wrong?

[@yellowmello1223]

That makes it even more infuriating.

[@denisl2760]

If you're going to get charged $3000 you might expect the common courtesy of a properly spelled bill. I guess it's too much to ask for.

[@ethanchild617]

yesssssssss

[@worm69420]

Well the spelt Amountt correctly. I'm guessing they spelt "Amount" wrong but they didn't spell "Amountt" wrong!

[@jugmbh6697]

Hab zt c6gbf 5bh7g 5 VT för 6xfff4gc6 v 5 fxfzvrd6vgu nded ded

[@pencrows]

4:10 the graph paper is committing i dont feel so good

[@chenoaholdstock3507]

Small drawers: In kitchen = spices In bathroom = deodorants, toothpastes, toothbrushes, etc. The lack of width in that picture is due to the sink being in the way.

[@maryj4ne]

*does literally anyone else go to the air port 3 hours early-* *like I-*

[@Jitdifferent]

This is the 7th top comment with 1 like. *_Why? KZbin?_*

[@aspenpawarts9333]

Travis David ppl can comment multiple times ya idiot

[@cats1970]

1:58 the reaction of a man who briefly considered yeeting his child out the window

[@ImJustLayZ]

Yeah his angry thoughts is what shouldv happened

[@eggcelent3668]

Origami: are you cheating on me with another game 😉? Me: *YEAH*

[@nardoin2121]

*OH THAT'S RIGHT I CHEATED ON YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN*

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

With so many other games

[@Connah83]

4:56 Every eclare lover: *yelling in rage* Me: Noice

[@rowanpierson6365]

Highly suspicious of the hospital bill. They spelled 'Amount' wrong.

[@dressmeinapathy]

It's probably fake.

[@TheFlareGuy]

Hospital? Nvm

[@nevrmynd9635]

Yeah I came to the comments to call bullshit on that one

[@arandomuser9459]

Kylene Pearson Well I suppose it still fits because that is also mildly infuriating

[@firewarrior9999]

Last year, I went to a mental hospital for suicidal thoughts and each day it cost me 1,500.

[@emilyb1426]

For anyone who was wondering, thirty in French is trente

[@ThatPancakeCat]

Ok? Why would you say that? Also anyone who has taken a French class knows that

[@emilyb1426]

@@ThatPancakeCat yes but not everyone on earth has taken a French class..... Im always curious when I see videos with, for example, Spanish words in them. Just thought someone might wanna know.

[@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433]

@@emilyb1426 stop acting like that one student in class that reminds the teacher about homework

[@Skysiax]

Alexis Reum25 EZ, it’s Une Doo Twa Cat Sank Seiz Sept Wheat Nerf Dicks (Actual ones) Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq Six Sept Huit Neuf Dix

[@PotatoesAreCool_]

I'm French and it has no deep meaning or actual sense whatsoever

[@unprofesional_tw1820]

6:20 obviously he didn’t want his tictacs spray tanned

[@burger116]

Omg dumbass... Tic tacs cant be spray tanned... Its OBVIOUS that the tic tac is in the wrong box! Smh

[@jackrine7524]

mush r/wooosh

[@vriechorinslat6620]

@@jackrine7524 r/itswooooshwith4os r/ihavereddit r/woooosh

[@unprofesional_tw1820]

mush honestly I hope you’re joking because the way it’s formatted it looks satirical

[@CFox_]

Orange tic-tacs are the best of them all, you can't change my mind.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

"I'm gonna make 'em wish they didn't have teeth" is almost as interesting and slightly easier to visualize than "I will boil your teeth."

[@JinteiModding]

1:18 please don't do this. It really grinds my nuts Edit: OMGF 1 LAIK IM FAMOS Edit 2: WTF 49 THENK YU ALL

[@undeadprincess5726]

Oh that. That really grinds my gears right there.

[@Danielahadecididosegiracristo]

😂

[@amuro9624]

Yea Everytime someone does that grinds my nuts over a kids face. Stop it to end child abuse.

[@505finds]

27???????!!!! You must be famous!

[@jaxvipre8606]

Deku. You don't need your nuts grinded.

[@Forest_Fifer]

1:13 "Got four candles?" "Yes" "No, no, 'andles for forks"

[@owenrice6408]

My parent literally make me go 3 hours early to the airport. I travel all summer.

[@setablaze1802]

do we have the same parents?

[@S45698]

2:00 I love how he ain’t even mad. He’s like. Awe buddy no we don’t do that. Then that head pat was adorable.

[@AllTimePvP]

New insult to use: "I will spit in your mouth while you sleep

[@sakurablossom1645]

"I'm going to make them wish they didn't have teeth" Make them chew on actual chalk. Just open their mouth, throw some chalk in with which toddlers color the streets, and slam their mouth closed. Make them eat/chew on things that send annoying goosebumps over their spine and that very very very annoying feeling in their teeth. Or just drill holes in their teeth.

[@cr8736]

I attempted to eat some chalk one time when I was super young and recall I liked the feeling of it. The one thing I can't stand the feeling of and found out, was one day a bit of yarn was coming off my sweater and I tried to bite it off like string. I just can't with how yarn/things like yarn feels on teeth, it's horrible. 😟

[@jeremybarker5510]

1:58 I actually loved how the parent patted the baby's head gently despite him being logged out of his game.

[@tonedeafbard7021]

1:53 What’s even more amazing about this is the fact that the person playing doesn’t even appear mad, as annoying as that probably is. Parenting 10/10.

[@64Modder]

1:05 you can see shaggy in the mirror. He is always watching...

[@Gorminofficialandclandestine]

zoinks

[@miloszwandycz8815]

6:05 it's just suppose to be an "OWO"

[@waso-suwi]

Looks more like a failed ouo

[@ciphercrow]

Nah, It's an OwU

[@doctor_whoey3857]

Its an OuU

[@keeg_it]

OuU

[@thatoneguy9582]

0EmilyFox0 ovu

[@ChrisHillmon]

I’m still waiting for the day when someone who’s made one of these mistakes sees one of these videos, and they give off some stupid excuse to why they made the mistake.

[@MrGoose-cz9gm]

"I'm going to make them wish they never had teeth." I've never been more terrified of Damien.

[@HiHello-l5k]

2:00 still pretty cute how he pet the baby's head instead of yelling at it xD

[@ImJustLayZ]

Well I wanna slap that baby

[@HiHello-l5k]

@@ImJustLayZ That's racist

[@ImJustLayZ]

@@HiHello-l5k no it's not little kid

[@HiHello-l5k]

Dude, that was a joke. Chill.

[@ImJustLayZ]

@@HiHello-l5k OMG so stupid

[@mrcrushcake456]

EmKay’s favorite quote “that doesn’t even qualify”

[@eliac]

EmKay: “I’m going to make them wish they don’t have teeth” Me: That is...a weirdly terrifying threat

[@derpydino3363]

Damien: You let your little puke bring candy and not cle- My little brother: I’m a puke! :D

[@groggersthedestroyerAAL]

6:03 - whoever put the tiles down on that floor was clearly trying to spell "OwO"

[@pers0n_yt660]

*_NO ONES TALKIN' ABOUT THE DAMN INTRO_*

[@shutupforonce]

What about it?

[@aidentheonion]

It be going fast

[@mamafif3389]

Eenie meenie miney Mo

[@ream1622]

@@shutupforonce off sync

[@kennykenny8409]

@@mamafif3389 meenie

[@katbird2699]

@10:10 In the bay area, everyone either A) lives with their parents or B) lives with at least 4 roomates Makes hook-ups a little awkward sometimes

[@jort93z]

They need love hotels I am telling you.

[@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199]

You know what’s super infuriating? The lack of funding for American schools. We call my school “Rattahoochee” because rats live and have lived in the ceiling for years. During my biology class, a rat fell from one of the ceiling tiles and they had to chase it around. They couldn’t manage to catch it so they had to kill the rat... in front of all the students

[@Literlyspiderman]

Vegans be like: *NUUUUUU JUST LET HIM ROAM 😭*

[@arnibohr4034]

1:55 at least he’s a good parent and doesn’t get angry at the child

[@sovietcherny9344]

yeah

[@The_pioneer80]

I like when you do your chills voice

[@DeathnoteBB]

Websites: Why do people use adblocker Websites: 5:22

[@sparrowflyaway]

And then some websites refuse to show their content at all unless you turn off your adblocker. Only to flood your webpage with literally hundreds of ads if you do.

[@thelordofcancer10yearsagoe68]

I clicked and got an ad..

[@jaz.222]

9:43 What’s worst is that it’s spelled “amountt’’

[@anido-4703]

*Evil*

[@Blaizikins]

I hate those posts that say "Ignore if you hate Jesus" those people have no respect for the Christian religion. 😠

[@christalcavanaugh]

Careful you’re gonna get to the pearly gates and they’ll turn you away because you didn’t like that one Facebook post 😑

[@Blaizikins]

@@christalcavanaugh 😂 well I'm damned now aren't I? Oh no my grandmother didn't like that one I think.

[@jenniflower6569]

What if your an atheist like me? Does that mean I'm going to hell for not beliving?

[@Blaizikins]

@@jenniflower6569 dude nobody brought that up i said people who are doing that kind of thing are idiots.

[@patrickthecheeto3025]

Ok religious boomer

[@cameronhenry541]

Jasiker: "Be honest Geralt, how's my singing?" Geralt: 5:00 Jasiker: 🥺

[@dexfowler463]

XD

[@jamesirwin8728]

11:49 i believe its a spice draw, where you put bottles of spices.

[@wsdadasdawf8384]

Its in the bathroom mate,who puts spices in the bathroom

[@gabe7264]

11:49 it might be for hair curlers then

[@jamesirwin8728]

Wait... so you don’t keep your spices in the bathroom???

[@genericusernamelast8914]

James Irwin Yeah i always need a snack in the bathroom

[@nathangray4397]

Is because of the position of the sink

[@zealous_ideals1874]

“I’m gonna make them wish they didn’t have teeth” *me grabs the monkey wrench

[@seicoonie5584]

9:49, they couldnt even type "amount" right.

[@adalidvargas6544]

The carpeted bathroom was actually on a show called animal cribs

[@gabrielleviviano]

I like that show

[@Mikhail_Malekov935]

1:12 what the hell mista ? You can't just remove all the 4s like that.

[@holycrusader1842]

*Is that a JoJo reference?*

[@pyrothefryer7619]

you had 4 likes, IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

[@alqasem_0075]

that was an epic jojo moment

[@waywardvoid3753]

I mista Guido have a dream to remove all the 4s to prevent any bad luck

[@theroyalcommoner8512]

As a lawn care specialist, i hate the little piece i have to mow, but i am out of gas.

[@McBehrer]

7:35 Windows: better un-mow the rest of the lawn until you can do it again

[@dbyron3824]

4:10 “I don’t feel so good mister stark”

[@darkmare3662]

Ha

[@vanessalovez]

Infuriating: People who litter on perfectly clean places (beaches stadiums ect.)

[@njpnova]

10:35 calm down guys, he's just a lil camera shy

[@datboi5533]

When the package peels like that I just dig into it like a wild animal

[@rob_e_cop7128]

When i see photos of it its mildly infuriating but when it happens to me it is so satisfying

[@flyingstonemon3564]

I just use my fingers like glass shards at this point

[@DactusJack]

4:05 its because "violets are blue"... Duh

[@ExpandedEye-zj4ht]

The thing is as dumb as a person with your profile picture

[@ImJustLayZ]

@@ExpandedEye-zj4ht true

[@kv_6975]

Violet is violet. blue is blue. i don't care if this is 2 months ago and i don't care if this doesn't rhyme

[@creepyguardian4091]

Most infuriating on youtube: *AD will start in ...*

[@kurisu7885]

"I'm gonna make them wish they didn't have teeth" isn't any stranger than "I will eat you with your own teeth"