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[@ConnorPugs]

Please don’t tell me people are out here eating bread and Mayo sandwiches…

[@jadelemonade]

I hope not

[@johngun4377]

Better than Ice Cube Sandwiches

[@seekoutguy]

I been poor

[@bloodkitten9041]

My friend's kids love mayo sandwiches 🤢

[@ausername6103]

Gross

[@lemonsmh7011]

Best part is that the guy who was on about 23 year old women having to have a partner by that age is that he had an NFT profile picture

[@The_Professional_Moron]

That guy dug his own grave the moment he bought an NFT.

[@jakoblent4694]

thats what i noticed mofo really be like: full on anti woman repellent

[@CNSninja]

Lmao I didn't even catch that. Of course he did. How fitting.

[@theunknown7683]

Oh so basically a virgin for life

[@ttskyhammer9169]

Maybe he wanted to make pedo legal

[@DrelvanianGuardOffic]

"Turning Red is not appropriate for children" Heard a theory somewhere that it's in some way symbolism for puberty.. and last I checked 12-13 year olds are typically considered children.

[@youngpro4766]

Some people just can't accept that some things aren' t for them

[@pancrepe5576]

It is indeed because they mention pads and Mei's mom mentions it in a subtle way when she first transforms.

[@Victini7472]

@@pancrepe5576 the whole panda thing i believe is a metaphor for puberty also it kinda sucks that people stopped talking about this movie, its great edit: in fact, i got it on dvd the other day, havent had a chance to rewatch it yet, but i'm SO GLAD ITS ON DVD

[@rocc9944]

@@Victini7472 tbh the artstyle is a bit ugly but yea it was a solid movie

[@trianime]

@@rocc9944 yeah it was solid

[@IshijimaKairo]

Using Call Of The Witch to censor words is awful and I love it.

[@turbo11]

Idk man, gives me rezero bunny ptsd

[@Studioterrel]

@@turbo11 I still think watching rem die in front of you is worse.. *throws easy pitch*

[@deadlineuniverse3189]

*Lugnica flashbacks*

[@lau-san1083]

I was so surprised to hear that sound as a censor. Like please, I just started watching that anime and it's already giving me triggers lol

[@kevinrevuelta-rodriguez4256]

That's what I was thinking lmao

[@NieroshaiTheSable]

15:44 what's wild is that the people who uncritically agree with this advice also think you should marry straight out of high school and have 3+ kids.

[@The_Professional_Moron]

I don’t see the appeal of having children so darn early. They’re kinda a liability and rather expensive, but I suppose some folks are into breeding like rabbits who dropped out of high school to take part of a romantic relationship that will only last five years and then end in disaster for those involved.

[@zackglickert4495]

This is me!! i agree with this. but i think that you should start working by the age of at the latest 12

[@varia2354]

@@zackglickert4495 I'd like to introduce you to child labor laws.

[@zackglickert4495]

@@varia2354 yeah a lot of labor laws are completely unnecessary. I don’t think kids should be working dangerous jobs like being in a factory or whatever, but it’s great experience to be able to work on a farm or other easy jobs as a kid. I’m not sure where you’re from, but it’s pretty common where i live that kids get jobs mowing their neighbors lawn, or shoveling driveways, or if they’re old enough babysit. Also did you not do chores as a kid?

[@varia2354]

@@zackglickert4495 I'm American. I think you missed the point. Child labor laws are there so kids don't get exploited. And yes I did do chores as a kid, what kind of question is that?

[@Ravengirl0814]

What’d they except when they told people to literally look past Cruella being a Puppy Murderer? No matter what Disney says, she’ll always be a *puppy murderer*

[@wesleydamen2018]

i mean her name is cruel devil what do you expect

[@justinecourtneysgavel89]

There's a musical called Twisted: The Untold Story of the Royal Vizier, that has a song explaining nearly all the Disney villains' actions away, and even there, where they explained away Ursula's, Gaston's, and Scar's actions, they STILL didn't excuse little miss puppy murderer. Cruella says "All I wished was to have a coat made out of puppies!" And the other villains proceed to boo her offstage.

[@asurasyn]

There was a man who was a vegetarian, didn't drink alcohol, loved dogs and, once in a committed relationship, never even looked at another woman. He sought to build an efficient government free of violent crime, and legislated strict gun control and social programs aimed at solving what he believed to be his nation's problems. Sounds awesome, no? ... .. . .. ... It was Adolf Hitler. You can't really "look past" certain things.

[@chee.rah.monurB]

It was a shit7y movie,& I don't know why it was made. Unless your "sympathetic & likeable vilian" is Megamind,Mr.Freeze, Alastor, the Fairy Godmother or senator Armstrong,you DO NOT have a sympathetic OR likeable vilian. On a sidenote for 14:50 ... Seriously,you moooron! Everyone uses SOME form of social media,so yes IT IS applicable to free speech. Unless you LIKE IT when some smug jerk puts a strike on your video because "Bring me to Life by Evanesence" was copyrighted. Fuucking shameful.

[@asrieldreemurr9968]

Even the greatest villains have STANDARDS! even people as fucked up as The Joker have standards! Cruella isn't just evil, she's disgustingly so, and trying to turn her into some kind of icon isn't just wrong, it's stupid and encourages horrible things

[@EAZZEE]

fun fact: Alan Turing was also gay! ....he was also forced into conversion therapy, which isn't as fun of a fact.

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

The poor man just got battered for all the good work he did. Such as saving several lives in WWII.

[@evilpotato1534]

humans suck

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

@@Yue797 all I know was Also TW: ----- Britain decided to repay him by chemical castration for that :/

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

@@Yue797 There was also a device in his room, that, alongside electroplating gold onto spoons, would sometimes release cyanide fumes, and the autopsy findings were supposedly more consistent with inhalation.

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

And then they killed him and made it look like a suicide

[@CNSninja]

9:39 I respect a man who can easily admit he doesn't know something. That's a super valuable strength. Admitting what you don't know allows you to learn anything. I'm re-watching Better Call Saul and I didn't know what jurisprudence was either, but it's a cool word so I looked it up. The word comes from the Latin roots _juris_ , meaning "law," and _prudentia_ , meaning "wisdom/knowledge/skillfullness." Jurisprudence is the theoretical study of the property of law, or the study of the theory and philosophy of law rather than the study of the actual legal system that uses those laws. It's also known as "legal theory" and it exists to provide a deeper understanding of legal reasoning & analogy, legal systems, legal institutions, and the proper application and role of law in society.

[@wheatywhaffle7344]

you sound like a good dad

[@lightningangel45]

Yeah, Ive been hearing this word everywhere, and every time, i told myself i would look up the definition, but could not. Thank you for sharing!

[@The_Blue_Ender]

damn that's nice because I don't know much of anything

[@BloodThirstyAvengers]

For some reason I'm reminded of the fact that police officers don't need to know the law. They can detain any person for any reason if they reasonably believe that person is doing something unlawful, even if they're wrong.

[@getaround1276]

Wasn't it Socrates that said "I know nothing

[@gladwrapenjoyer1973]

I have never seen somebody call something “weapons-grade, tone-deaf thunderbollocks.”

[@Treeeboy]

It's a very British thing I think!

[@transsnack]

The Vietnam War one got me bad, lol. Started choking on my coffee.

[@krieger8825]

Nobody expects the North Vietnamese Inquisition

[@kaze8930]

Umm I don’t get it, I am not American or Vietnamese so I have never learned of the said war….can you explain?

[@fashioncakes]

@@kaze8930 ^

[@A-Ravens-Call]

@@kaze8930 America got beat by a bunch of farmers with AKs

[@kaze8930]

@@A-Ravens-Call thanks mate! Appreciate it.

[@HighlandHellboy]

If anyone says “me or the object” I’ll take the object. At least the object isn’t anywhere near as obnoxious or arrogant as them.

[@TG-vt7ue]

"Me or the PS5" is a meme!

[@darkshadow_42069]

It's me or the PS5 🎮Tell me how you wanna spend your night 🌃 Three's feeling way too tight 😔 So if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over 🚘

[@lecommentar9851]

@@darkshadow_42069 they run over the PS5 I run them over in court

[@jpbaley2016]

And also not photoshopped.

[@chickennuggets3696]

@@darkshadow_42069 fortnite battle pass

[@Frost_Inferno]

Imagine getting called out by freaking Ryan Reynolds-

[@luckyinky7849]

@we will win finally you're gone

[@richardadamson1438]

@we will win no one cares.

[@Mega11683]

@we will win finally you'll stop spamming this, and all will be happy

[@nightflare_x]

@we will win finally you shut up

[@sopcannon]

@@Mega11683 finally you'll stop spamming this, and all will be happy

[@spencereaston9698]

I looked up "boughten" a while back because my grandmother uses it all the time. turns out, it's a totally acceptable past tense of bought in the English language, it just isn't used all that often anymore. at least not where I live.

[@bw4t]

I grew up with it. A fun word to encounter in the wilds of the 21st century!

[@eumorpha876]

bought is already past tense

[@bw4t]

@@eumorpha876 And? Bought and boughten are alternate spellings of the past tense of buy. Before roughly 1950, "boughten" was still in fairly regular use. My grandmother used it up until her death in the early 1990s. Just because a word may present in an archaic spelling doesn't mean one cannot use it. I occasionally use "achievenments" instead of "achievements" just for fun. The older alternate spelling is actually still in active use in a few places,

[@eumorpha876]

​@@bw4t ppl were saying "past tense of bought" which is already past tense. also i agree that archaisms are fun (although i think "boughten" sounds like a drunk person trying to say Boston). i like the terms "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday", as well as making up words like "misle" (present tense of misled), and "derfed" (opposite of underfed)

[@ftniceberg874]

@@eumorpha876 You show your ignorance as cheerfully as emkay did...FOH

[@DapperSFM]

3:14. Mmm, digital bread. Eat every byte!

[@andyavisand]

14:25 He wasn't only atheist, but also openly gay

[@whois_johnnny7418]

1:12 When I was a prison officer, I had a Lieutenant who acted just like that, right down to being the type of Marine "veteran" to make fake war stories that were basically like: "Back in Nam when we stormed Normandy Beach in Iraq, we had no time to complain, the Russians were waiting to take us out!" The man was in his late thirties, was 5' 2" and had a gun that hung to his knees. No one who checked his background ever told me, but I don't think he was actually a Marine.

[@lexidiusBS]

to be fair, metaverse guy's interest in the sinking ship makes a lot of sense when you think about it.

[@name-uh5ee]

4:11 If you're so rich, pay for him at a nice restaurant It's not his job to impress you, that's not how a relationship works, it's not about impressing each other

[@mechengr1731]

look, I stand by my opinion that while her conclusion reeks of entitlement, Applebee's sucks Either he cheaped out or he likes Applebee's. both are red flags to me

[@ragnarrahl]

The "Workers play risky games with their bosses" headline is because one of the interviewed workers was told the company would not much, resigned accordingly, and the offer they had went tits-up.

[@autisonm]

The real sin of that mayo sandwich is the fact that the bread pieces wont line up without one of the sides with mayo being on the outside.

[@BeeKisses]

I love how aggressively British the insults at 5:22 are

[@UndriatheDerg]

As a British person myself, I find the British Museum joke funny. But also kinda sad since it is what they would do.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

0:06 Bank accounts are great when you're immortal. Also, butcher shops love workers that mysteriously expell the excess blood and quite literally don't tire for years at a time. That wage goes nearly straight to savings with compound interest, "why of course I'm pale, officer, I work all day in the butcher's shop" and most vampire hunters aren't prepared for being crushed by a cow carcass and then efficiently butchered. Wait a few decades for the savings' interest to start matching your salary, perhaps make your way up the ranks with an untiring work ethic, and before you know it, 200 years later you're the owner of a controlling share of the butchering company, and living lavishly in a victorian mansion right as they're coming into style, with the funds for that mansion coming in annually from interest, and gradually increasing. "why no, this is my father's mansion. Yes, we get that a lot."

[@tecklepheonix6344]

The noise at 5:07 killed me, great job Robin and editor!!

[@warman9441]

its from re zero

[@thehydragoose]

The censor sound just cracks me up every time I hear it!

[@julianjet]

It does to me too, but what’s the sound?

[@hazeltree7738]

@@julianjet Judging from the other comments, "Rezero call of the witch"

[@peculiar_wood]

12:58 Fun fact, moss does that WAY WAY WAY better then trees do.

[@jebbsredemption]

Fun fact, phytoplankton does that WAY WAY WAY better than trees do.

[@keeghanburk7906]

@@jebbsredemption I was going to say isn't algae also a really good one as well XD

[@gangstablook5846]

I need to Google this now

[@beaawsome2211]

If the girl gonna say "me or the ps5" I'm telling her to get out because it's gonna be the ps5. At least the ps5 won't try such dumb things

[@ftniceberg874]

Why you posting like you ever gonna have a girl?

[@beaawsome2211]

@@ftniceberg874 I'm not, just like you

[@rolandroth6951]

And the winner iiiis… beaawsome 22! you win internet bragging rights

[@StarParticleShade]

That last one, though -- daaaaaaaang. That wasn't a murder, that was an evisceration.

[@eliasbischoff176]

I read the summary of a few studies a short while ago that found that money can alter people's cognitive abilities, lower their empathy and make them more likely to see their position as earned, even when it demonstrably is not... Feel like this explains half of these interactions.

[@abadminecraftplayer]

8:47 "if you ignore the bad parts, it's really good!" Is not a good argument

[@bubbykins4864]

Especially when you can invert the argument. You could make Winston Churchill look like the worst thing ever if you ignore the good parts, and make Hitler look really good by ignoring the many bad things he has done, so as to use two (in)famous men from opposing sides in the second Great War as examples that show two shitty arguments as such.

[@Thrillrider10]

Okay, real quick, the one with the owner of a store calling out a shoplifter is about Pacific Outfitters in Eureka California. That is literally about a 15 minute drive from where I live. Also does not surprise me that someone in Eureka is acting that petty about being caught.

[@justinjones-smith5168]

Jurisprudence is the theory and philosophy of law

[@justpinklasagna]

I'd like to give props to whoever sensors swear words on this channel with super funny sounds, because these videos would be less funny and enjoyable without the funny sound effects censoring swear words. This is one of the few times when I appreciate swear words being censored.

[@otobustutkusu303]

The Censor sound effect is Call Of The Witch from Re:Zero.

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

"BEEEEAAAANNNSSSS" is a really fun censor

[@cerjmedia]

To be fair, depending on where you live, $10/gallon for gas would still be preferable to electric cars. Unfortunately, in many places around the world, there is hardly any infrastructure for electric cars. As in, you could literally drive until your battery dies and not be close enough to a charging station. Electric Cars last no where near long enough my themselves to be sustainable for many places in the U.S. I wish it was the case. I wish electric cars were more viable, but I would rather pay $10/gallon for gas then risk being stranded every time I drive. Come on people, we need the charging stations, I want to drive electric.

[@The_Professional_Moron]

I live in one of those more “conservative” places. Gas prices haven’t reached $10/gallon around here yet, but they still aren’t good. Another issue with electric cars is their lithium-based batteries, which tend to overheat VERY easily, and replacing the battery is actually more expensive than the car itself. Another issue is that despite having no carbon emissions, the charging stations are powered by electricity that is more often than not, generated by coal. Coal is the exact opposite of clean energy, even though those big mining companies try to tell the public otherwise.

[@cerjmedia]

@@The_Professional_Moron yeah exactly, though to be fair, some might argue they prefer large amounts of gas emissions to come from the power plants which exist in their own little habitat of sorts then to have the cars themselves emitting such gas anywhere and everywhere. Plus, if you live in places like Europe which have a lot of green energy sources like Wind, Solar, Nuclear etc, then the amount of emissions from all the cars could theoretically be more than from non-renewable plants. (I don't much about the matter, so I won't say whether that's legitimate or not, this is just stuff I've heard) But either way, we can both agree that the primary thing is business and even electric car companies are still trying to get money for being "green" despite the energy they get in most places being the exact opposite.

[@saberruntv]

Tesla can litterally be charged at ANY electric outlet. This alone fact makes the whole argument against infrastructure invalid. Second is tesla litterally builds infractures all around the world and won't charge a single buck for tesla owners

[@metl6929]

@@cerjmedia You know, it would be great if there was a clean, efficient power source that we could use instead of coal! Too bad we can't, I don't know, split an atom and gain energy from that...but this is the USA, so we can't have nice things.

[@princekatana8792]

@@metl6929 just incase you didn't know, the anti nuclear crowd isn't USA exclusive

[@gamethecupdog]

4:00 The NFT profile picture speaks volumes on its own LMAO

[@OverStrive2008]

Bad word: _comes up_ Call of the witch: *it is my time to shine*

[@ceu160193]

PS5 sounds like more reasonable choice - always ready to entertain you, requires only electricity, won't leave you and won't become jealous, because you spend more time with microwave.

[@chessnitemayr]

Literally from Golden Girls; Rue McClanahan : I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple. Estelle Getty : Yeah, open to everyone, day or night!

[@Staro69]

love how the censor in this ep is the "LSD infused with PTSD" sound effect from Re:Zero

[@howtowhiff5415]

was searching if anybody noticed it lol

[@cloak679]

How the fuck you caught tagt

[@5koi]

This is the only thing keeping me sane and not rage quit when i spend 15 minutes just for it to fail 4 times an hour

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

Here's a meme for you all! I don't know what ifunny is and why Robin hates it. And at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

[@qw4143]

Everybody scared

[@graysonllewellyn8734]

Generic meme site that everyone dunks on because it was one of those sites that watermarks everything you post.

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

@@graysonllewellyn8734 I see.

[@renameagain5808]

Most of the memes on it are bad

[@catguy5425]

Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."

[@SharpDesign]

Damn, guy got called out by Netflix for doing Netflix and Chill wrong. Lol

[@guts60]

I’ve said it a million times, and I’ll keep saying it: please don’t let the way a lot of Christians act completely and utterly ruin your perspective of us because a lot of us are genuinely nice, good people. These terrible Christians do not reflect the values or morals of all Christians and their view of the Bible, God, and the religion as a whole is flawed. There are many things that make up a cult, but one of the common properties of a cult is the belief that everyone else if wrong and stupid, and that everyone who doesn’t act like them is dead/lost/going to die/subhuman/dumb/useless. These “Christians” are not tried and true believers, they use the religion as an excuse to justify how they are NOT in a cult (when they really are) and, in some cases, have brainwashed themselves that they are Christians.

[@silvrnightingale]

The reason that those fake Christians get away with it is because a lot of them have forgotten that Christianity wasn't meant to be a religion, but a relationship with God. They don't have that relationship, and thus end up acting like assholes.

[@deadbeatnetwork9792]

Amen UvU

[@Cynchronicity7]

True. I’m pagan. I love Jesus, I don’t like “those” Christians and certain churches and dogma. Love Jesus.

[@deadbeatnetwork9792]

@@Cynchronicity7 Ah, which religion are you in?

[@spilledgenderfluid35]

@@Cynchronicity7 I myself am agnostic, but Jesus was an actually good person in his time and fought off capitalism so I have some mad respect for him.

[@Petrichoredits1]

4:59 A bullet? No, he dodged a grenade

[@animeepstudios9110]

A grenade? No, he dodged an RPG missile

[@Craigyboi2415]

@@animeepstudios9110 nah he missed getting hit by a bomb

[@GuywithabadenglishOfficcial]

@@animeepstudios9110 an RPG missile? No, He dodged a NUKE

[@I_.-NHELV-._I]

@@GuywithabadenglishOfficcial a nuke? Nah, he dodged a F**KING ANTIMATTER BOMB

[@mranima748]

@@I_.-NHELV-._I antimatter bomb? No he dodged a black hole!

[@OverStrive2008]

Don't you mean... in-bread? *Badum ts*

[@mpollono]

3:50 bro has an NFT as an image lol

[@sparrowflyaway]

That bit about "prioritising working hard in your early years so that you can enjoy having a work/family balance later in life" just doesn't work. To me, that sounds like it's saying "prioritise working hard in your early years, so that your children grow up without you in their life and you miss all their special milestones, so that later in life they won't have anything to do with you when you're older and 'have time for them'. Or wait until you're older to start a family when it's much harder for you and your partner to conceive children at all. And don''t worry, I'm sure your partner will stick around and stay completely loyal to you when they never see you because you're working all the time." Like, what kind of choice is that? That's not just "prioritising work over family early in life", that's prioritising work over YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. And I know companies are often going to care more about their own profit than their workers' lives, but trying to disguise that by trying to give life advice is just slimy.

[@ftniceberg874]

Stop acting deep...You just lazy and crying cause you can't play games and tweet all day.

[@troodon1096]

Just don't have kids and that balance is a lot easier.

[@alltunes7]

2:58 Feti is also an accepted plural of fetus.

[@jeanmirokh382]

Man, I always have a fight or flight instinct when I hear the Re:Zero sound effect

[@isappycracks]

retard zero?

[@jeanmirokh382]

@@isappycracks Bro, I respect that you may not like the series but that is just uncalled for

[@zcgamerandreacts2762]

@@jeanmirokh382 what did he say?

[@Fayanora]

At this point gas is so high that it's probably cheaper to buy a horse. Especially since you can get fuel for a horse pretty much anywhere.

[@JudeRice09]

For real I needed this today

[@codenamefox5920]

1:19 as an Vietnamese BORN IN VIETNAM (and not the ones born in USa thinking they are more superior, cuz i been to Cali, its a HELL HOLE) -This makes me even MORE proud of my country for defeating a highly advanced country who have helicopters, tank, B-52 by only using ak47, traps, some crafty weapons and a Spirit to Free the Country

[@NieroshaiTheSable]

TALK ABOUT THAT IFUNNY WATERMARK! Every meme is either "from somewhere" or was made up by the poster and not even a meme yet.

[@doorlocke8009]

5:47 ...A few things, 1. Cars were toys of the ultra wealthy until Ford's new methods streamlined construction but even then those who could actually afford the cars were middle class. This was during a time where a decent chunk of the population (~40%) still farmed and could indeed make better use of 2 horses than a model T. It's also worth noting that the Model T was introduced to market in 1908 and the military still fought WW1 primarily using horse transport for reliability concerns. 2. If you're in support of saving the world with avoiding pollution then an electric car is an absolute horror, comparing the damage that dealing with cars does, the production of electric vehicles produces a debt that would require the car be driven ~500,000 miles before breaking even (that includes pollution from electricity consumption) with standard vehicles (specially considering modern EPA standards and requirements on gas vehicles which don't really exist for Electric vehicles yet because the impact hasn't really been seen). Also you're not saving the planet with electric vehicles, everyone knows using electric devices fundamentally pollutes because of how the energy it uses was produced (typically via coal), you can argue that it's better for the environment because coal plants have stricter regulations on pollution and recapture of pollutants but then you still run into the issue of the initial production of the Electric vehicle and EPA regulations limiting how much gas vehicles can pollute. 3. Electric cars imo are still a fad because the technology just isn't there yet. Battery technology cannot safely store the huge amounts of energy long-term that chemical storage in the form of gas/diesel can. There are some incredibly interesting advancements in battery technology such as solid state hydrogen batteries but these technologies are still emerging and will likely take a decade before they're refined enough to be usable for large-scale production in vehicles. Don't get me wrong, cars were also fads until advancements made it feasible for the transportation of the average individual and it's 100% possible that the popularization of electric vehicles today will pave the way towards technological advancements which will make them far more useful, however until such advancements are made and the availability of wide spread charging stations and standardized, electric vehicles will continue to be a fad.

[@thetexanhusky]

That take of his regarding electric cars was so trash, and I hope he doesn't try to defend it the next time it comes up. Very disappointed in him on this one.

[@16jeonglvr_]

my body is literally trained to fall asleep to emkay and only emkay, i physically can’t fall asleep to anything else i’ve been doing this for like a year 1/2 it’s so comforting

[@alyssamay9237]

Okay, I enjoy mayo in my sandwich, but holy shit mayo toast is a horror

[@simonwindler9575]

Great videos! I still want a lexi/robin collab...

[@tangentpanda89]

@Tommy Gaming 🅥 B E G O N E BOT

[@tangentpanda89]

@we will win B E G O N E BOT

[@entrapta8049]

"Ever hear of the Vietnam War?" "No, who won" GOD DAMN 😂

[@idk-lf3dh]

"Oh a breeder" Me: imma just quickly save that for arguments

[@RKSNomad]

love how ifunny is starting to show its head again. love that place.

[@rubyhobbit7129]

3:45 fertility tweet You have no idea how often I get told this irl. It's annoying as hell. Note to bible loving Karin's, not all of us want to have 5-10 children at the age of 21 😑

[@skarthesimpledog7542]

That screaming is lovely, I'm addicted to it

[@mothman1307]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND YOU POSTED YAAAAAA

[@Unidentified952]

“Bet no one over the age of 35 knows what this is” “right, because all bread is digital now” AHAHAHAHHAA Seriously though, we do gotta talk about the IFunny watermark.

[@Imstillhangintherethankgod]

I'm adding these to my list of "Extremely Situational One-Liners"

[@solitas5636]

Having a high IQ does not say what-so-ever that it includes the ability to not have to ask others for help.

[@arxeonop]

5:00 he didn’t dodge a bullet, he dodged the entire magazine.

[@kessiniktange8861]

9:39 You've never seen the word before, and yet you pronounced it perfectly... I smell a conspiracy. Or maybe that's just beetroot soup.

[@troodon1096]

It's not really a hard word to pronounce even if you've never seen it before.

[@Milo_Wilson]

" Randy, you're a little b- *ahhHAAAAH~* " I died, because my mum has an abusive ex named Randy. XD

[@quinnception631]

Vampires make a living by befriending rich people and waiting for them to die

[@Arterexius]

13:55 You don't need an entire tree for that. Just get a pond of water and some algae. Boom, now you're pulling CO2 directly from the atmosphere. It's a bit slushy and it can smell, so that's probably the number one reason Elon don't want it. It's _too_ natural

[@Iemonic]

7:42 are you telling me people only talk to get into relationships?? allo people, EXPLAIN.

[@laserhawk64]

Couldn't help hearing the one at 3:34 in the _worst_ lithpy nasal whiiine... and I'm a 35 year old guy and have never had a relationship that went beyond friends. Dear Lord, some people need to be let out of the basement more often... Also, jurisprudence is basically legal philosophy.

[@paigemosher8697]

Honestly, if they're going to take that attitude in public, they're better off staying in the basement. This way the civilized folks won't have to deal with them.

[@laserhawk64]

@@paigemosher8697 They need _more_ experience with the IRL, not _less_ -- a lack of it is how they got that way, after all.

[@tinysquid8324]

Nobody’s talking about the serial shoplifter guy, the owner basically outed the felonies to the world for us to laugh at

[@puglife658]

Sometimes I’m embarrassed to call myself a Christian. So many of us are just idiots who are only Christian because their parents forced their homophobia and bigotry on them and they never bothered to question it.

[@imrustyokay]

1:50 And that's why he's the Coach of a legitimately great NFL team.

[@gomennegao]

Bro, if anyone took me to Applebees for a date, I’d be too busy playing PvZ on the little tablets

[@ftniceberg874]

That's pathetically sad

[@gomennegao]

@@ftniceberg874 I just have my priorities right

[@alanaralston]

Much better sound effects this time. Thank you, thank you.

[@DrZaius3141]

This is episode is sponsored by: Bob Odenkirk. (It featured smackdowns by both Michael McKean and Bob Cross, two people very much connected to Bob.)

[@aguynamedlynx6397]

Maybe it’s kinda survivorship bias for the vampire thing. Poor vampires are less likely to have access to sturdy housing like castles, mansions and whatnot. They are also more likely to be working manual jobs out in the sun. Maybe vampire bites also caused some sickness that poor vampires cannot afford treatment for. Early death is just much easier for poor people in general.

[@troodon1096]

Well living indefinitely also means the magic of compound interest will work wonders for you. Just invest in something that there's an indefinite need for.

[@The_Professional_Moron]

The woman at 3:31 looks so fake proportion-wise that she might as well be an inanimate object… Now before all of you people come to attack me, keep in mind… I am a woman.

[@eumorpha876]

i imagine a heavy use of photoshop was involved, given that the road lines literally go over her

[@friheten9081]

The bread holder on 3:16 still exists man

[@uglybuttons8448]

I love the hostility, its lighthearted just enough

[@creammonster1953]

I’m pretty sure Jurisprudence is a book that lawyers read to study law, but I don’t know a lot about it.

[@seaotter4439]

ju·ris·pru·dence /ˌjo͝orəˈspro͞odns/ noun the theory or philosophy of law. - a legal system. "American jurisprudence"

[@antonischatz.2133]

@@seaotter4439 This is the first time I saw someone using the IPA (International Phonetic Alphabet) correctly on the internet.

[@Ramsey276one]

10:30 BRAVO Customer service is FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY

[@Nico-hk8eq]

This just made me almost completely rewatch rezero over night xD

[@sniclops15]

"Me or the ps5?" One of my favorite quotes to come from that... I got this PS5 for $1000 You're a dime a dozen.

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

2:06 Sound effect: Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu ost #3 - Call of the Witch.

[@theartisticweeb9492]

I like how they used the rezero call of the witch sound for the censoring, cool little reference as that sound is used in the show when the mc is stopped from revealing his power

[@RandomKenny]

Yes, I totally thought that deeply about the censor sound :)

[@missingno2401]

my favorite part about windows 11 is the feature that lets me roll right back to windows 7

[@OrontesRM]

3:25 being compared to an object and being chosen OVER an object: 2 totally different things - reading comprehension: it doesn't bite

[@Janemba_the_demon]

5:30 my favorite Edit:Tel Aviv is in Israel we Jews don’t eat bacon

[@Tomi_Bahat]

Also😡 tel "aveev

[@Janemba_the_demon]

@@Tomi_Bahati just googled it its aviv in English

[@brandongovreau9218]

I'm so self aware and intelligent I don't care what my true reality is I'm just glad when I'm experiencing something good

[@PunakiviAddikti]

Ngl, I like how the videos end with that 1 second tune and then cuts off. It's like "the end gtg k bye"

[@thgritic102]

The Vietnam one had me rolling!

[@mr.figgly747]

At 2:16 I thought that was a tape worm

[@Sexynhomeless0092]

I'm confused... How is someone respecting a person's request "I'm not ready for a relationship" by blocking that person? I mean u can respect that person's request by just being their friend while looking for a person who wants u? Maybe I missed something about her post? (If I did plz let me know)

[@Bossious]

if I had to guess, he was JUST looking for a relationship and probably knew he wouldn't have done well as a friend, plus we don't really know exactly how they were treating each other behind the tweet, so that may have not been the only reason that she listed when tweeting.

[@Sexynhomeless0092]

@@Bossious I mean yeah that makes sense. I guess she could of gave us a little more backstory lol. Hope they're doing ok n I also hope ur doing ok 😁

[@Duque2-]

3:57 notice that the guy also has a nft pfp as well. makes it even more funny

[@ysgramorssoupspoon]

i love the use of undertale music throughout. makes me so happy as a long time undertale fan, i named my cat "Papyrus" ❤