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[@arifhossain9751]

To answer the question in the thumbnail, those are dead leaves. It would be rude to leave those bodies and not give them a proper burial.

[@thecluckster3908]

Yeah but I hate having to dig hundreds of holes and put hundreds of little grave stones just to have to do it again the next day!

[@arifhossain9751]

​​@@thecluckster3908 Leaves get the ancient warrior treatment. All piled up into one burial mound. They wouldnt have it any other way.

[@iclynnx]

And the hedgehogs can sleep in their burial grounds!

[@donovansshoes7462]

And they kill the grass underneath. Grass is expensive.

[@osheridan]

"Sorry, I'm busy, there's a mass grave on my porch. I must hide the bodies"

[@tjones9097]

Fun fact about Pokémon: while frowned upon, it is entirely legal to marry and mate with intelligent humanoid Pokémon, as long as they consent. In one game, you can see a man get married to a Lopunny.

[@nicoxile6458]

There's even a historical book in, I think gen five, that mentions pokemon-human hybrids

[@S_N_O_W_U_Y]

E X C U S E M E W H A T

[@slowbrofriend6526]

@@S_N_O_W_U_YI’m sorry to say, it’s true.

[@nicoxile6458]

​@@S_N_O_W_U_Yyeah, I'm sorry to break it to you

[@tjones9097]

@@S_N_O_W_U_Y me, ruining childhoods since 2010. Sorry dude.

[@grailwolf]

Totally with you on the idea of natural, diverse lawns. Even beyond the environmental benefits, my grandparents used to have a front yard that was largely moss, and it was the best thing in the world for a barefoot kid to run around on.

[@wizardsuth]

For a yard to be mossy it has to be shady, and it was most likely shady because it had large deciduous trees, which means your grandparents raked the leaves for you to run around on the moss.

[@Sweetiebombsvids]

I would love a diverse lawn but my hay-fever says no

[@handpan4695]

It's kind of sad to see people not know what normal grass is. Like it's right outside and normal grass is diverse. Have none of the people go out into the woods or have seen a field in person.

[@aribantala]

"Your lawn is just a square of dirt with stupid, uninspiring, grass with fades" "My lawn provides the bountiful harvest of Tubers, Pulses, Berries and Spices given by Mother nature to sustain my hearth" _We are not the same_ But seriously, we need to normalize Multiculture plants on Lawns and Backyards, planting fresh spices and vegetables. Not only it looks much better, but also you don't need much maintenance tool, and you got to put a few fresh herbs and ingredients for your kitchen, cutting food costs. I love the idea of a sustainable garden. Because that's what people used to do in the past as well

[@batsnghostz]

Omg i need to run around in moss

[@DripBox07]

12:51 "if I ever look up into the sky at night and see an advertisement I'm becoming a terrorist." -Wendigoon I think this quote applies here.

[@imonly1man_]

2:06 actually Squidward did nothing do deserve it in that episode. it's one of many reasons we call post-movie SpongeBob the "dark age"

[@imonly1man_]

@bubblepop-hf3jb maybe

[@elio7610]

​@bubblepop-hf3jbNo, they are not. Some clowns just want attention and the government finds such distraction convenient, that is all. Any potential alien stuff that the military may be involved in is either still secret or nonexistent. There are some planets that might have life, no confirmation.

[@ashercd6487]

if the earth can tweet, can it potentially run doom?

[@elio7610]

@@ashercd6487 Every version of Doom runs on earth.

[@ebty4969]

@WowieBubble please dont tell me you believe that mexican dude who's known to have been lying about that stuff before...

[@ZeromusHarvey]

Robin: I'll take the healthy, sugar free version of the drink. Also Robin: I want to eat an entire rectangle of cheese. No Ill will, just thought it was funny.

[@user-dd6rc9oc4l]

ROFL

[@michealbounds550]

Someone needs to turn off that fog machine, poor Robin's gonna cough up a lung.

[@babowasalwayshere]

I misread as FROG MACHINE please help I was confused what a frog machine does

[@Probablyahuman-iw2js]

@@babowasalwayshereIt makes frogs, clearly

[@gpettus9508]

I misread that as "cough up a hug" and had to do a double take

[@babowasalwayshere]

@@gpettus9508 clearly we all need glasses 😭😭

[@babowasalwayshere]

@@Probablyahuman-iw2js oh of course, how could I be such a fool??

[@WorldThatNeverWas08]

7:39 I can tell you that, at least in certain towns, it's *required* people rake the leaves in their yard (or hire someone to do it for them) in order to prevent the leaves from getting into the sewers via the storm drains and clogging the whole thing up.

[@Kalverite]

yes. we must prepare the leaves funural properly, and not let the bodies fall into the rivers.

[@trishapellis]

Yeah they can also be dangerous when the wind blows them out onto the road, especially after rain.

[@aaronabbey2604]

Also, it's a fire hazard that people don't think about being one.

[@user-dd6rc9oc4l]

ROFL

[@Kalverite]

@@user-dd6rc9oc4l ROFLcopter

[@aribantala]

14:00 So, Context: Monsieur Vatel wasn't just "waiting for fish". He was Maitre'd for a Nobleman in Louis XVI France. In that era, a Maitre'd was a Combination of Head Butler, Head Chef, Head of Security, and your personal MC and EO. The "fish" he waited was an entire catering worth of food that was designated to be served to the King of France and about 500-600 Retainers. And Monsieur Vatel life was literally built to be a Maitre'd. He served about 4 other Nobles before he commited suicide

[@CinJyxxe]

Grass lawns were originally a way to show people how successful you were. Sort of a "look how much land I can afford to waste on inedible weeds instead of crops" type of deal. So you're absolutely right, grass IS a waste of money, time, and water, and it's meant to be that way.

[@pmcpicto]

I will personally spend £1500 on a TV with Schlatt’s face burned into it

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

Same

[@arifhossain9751]

Collectors item

[@LilithLorenz]

I think itd be funny to SEND it to schlatt tbh

[@Melissa-ub4mh]

That person should set up an auction for that. I'd bet all my money.

[@Melissa-ub4mh]

​@@LilithLorenzTHAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

[@genxrants]

9:59 Small town police have nothing better to do. They didn't officially arrest him, they brought him to his mother. It's likely mom found out and asked the cops, (or a cop probably knowing them by name), to find her son for her. They were happy to oblige.

[@lisaty5937]

About the costume party that turned out to be a wedding: on another channel I heard a story about a young couple copying that (admittedly pretty cool) idea. One guy turned up as The Corpse Bride. Once he realized it was a wedding, he even asked the groom if he should change costumes, but got told it was fine. What happened? Bride was extremely pissed, didn't talk to him during the party and later reprimanded him for 'showing up to her wedding in a wedding dress'. 🙄🙄🙄

[@ThatBlackGirlMagic]

I saw that. Ridiculous.

[@AmEv7fam]

Oh yeah! Totally bonkers story. Bride was not at all in the right. How was the bride supposed to let others know not to show up in a wedding dress in what they thought was a costume party?

[@cgilbert210]

OMG!! Wow…she sounds insane. How can you get mad at someone when they didn’t realize it was actually a wedding?

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

Shouldn't be misleading people to begin with.

[@thisisreallystupidhelp]

Being escorted to a police station doesn't automatically mean you were or will be arrested 😭 It's not that strange for cops to talk to people at the station. Something like prank calls, it would depend on the context of the prank call because we used to get them at Spencer's and it was always this one guy who would start out very normal, asking normal questions about product, but after a few minutes it would become obvious that he was touching himself.... anyway... police got involved... I doubt this little 7th grader was calling businesses doin' weirdo shit like that though... so it was probably just a convenient place for them to chat with him about why he shouldn't do that... and also probably a scare tactic to some degree.

[@duckified.]

robin just likes to get angry at anything tbh. i like him, but sometimes he goes on rants that are just a waste of time

[@BigMythicLizard]

Not to mention this could’ve easily been a small town where there’s nothing better for the cops to do. Might as well scare Ricky Pee Pee straight, I don’t know why he had to get so pressed about it 😭

[@l.francesca4780]

I think there was more to seafood guy Vatel. If I recall correctly, the fish was for a royal banquet and only some of the fish that he ordered arrived in the morning. When he asked whomever took the delivery if more was to arrive soon, they said no. Thinking that he messed up the order and would be executed, he figured it was better to just end things on his terms. And then when the fish arrived he was already dead. I could be misremembering because I heard the story a while ago. But it was more than "fish late. Better die." It was more "It is too shameful and terrifying to face the king with my job unfinished. I guess I’ll just hope hell is more merciful than the king."

[@IsaacSchultz-lz8jc]

I just liked how Robbin just got mad at the end about not being able to eat the food right away.

[@AmazingAutist]

14:16 She leaves in disgust, and the pharmacist is left distraught as he has lost yet another date.

[@ACEATTORNEYANDMHABRAINROT]

😔That poor pharmacist

[@Ethanator0810]

As Julius Caesar, i can confirm that i think about the roman empire all the time

[@IsaacSchultz-lz8jc]

Dang I thought that getting stabbed in the back 23 times would be enough to stop you from thinking about Rome

[@cheeseburgah563]

10:15 seems believable to me, in seventh grade I got arrested and slammed into the ground for sticking my arm outside the school gate.

[@lindapatton4478]

Yep, that was mom figuring that the 'scared straight' routine would stop him from doing anything worse.

[@galfisk]

They had no choice. After all, you were armed.

[@veryyelloo4130]

Robin talked about grass, well our tiny grass lawn is filled with flowers (due to being lazy and just letting it grow) and the garden is filled with bumble bees every year and it is great!

[@TheOblivionMan]

I mean, the TV thing could be worse. I recall hearing a story where a dude's friends did that to their TV intentionally as a prank and the frame stopped on involved a...let's say rather willowy young man in a kneeling position between two bodybuilders.

[@ForumcoldiArchon]

Good joke for a teen I gues? Especially since fixing ghosting on smarttvs is fairly easy nowadays.. at least in most cases

[@comradewindowsill4253]

how does this phenomenon occur? (just so I never "accidentally" cause it of course)

[@emeralddiscordian3116]

​@@comradewindowsill4253on oled TVs and qleds to and extent, if you leave them on on a static image for long enough it will burn the image into it.

[@arifhossain9751]

@@comradewindowsill4253 Its a quirk of LED displays. Leaving them ON for long periods of time burns the image onto the film layer in the glass. Would take about 3 days of being ON to take effect. Longer for a more pronounced image (like the Schlatt TV)

[@foogod4237]

In the Pokemon universe, there is even a pokemon who is literally _just some guy dressed up like a mime_ ("Mr. Mime"), Ash's mom actually owns one, who she takes with her wherever she goes and does household chores and such for her (basically, apparently, literally a house slave). And she makes him eat his dinner out of a dog-food bowl on the floor. In the Japanese version of one of the games, there is a reference to the fact that in the past humans and pokemon used to even get married to each other (but that apparently does not happen in modern times). In the English version this was changed to just say that they used to be equals; however, that arguably seems to have even worse implications that creatures which _used to be considered equal to humans_ are now universally treated like chattel and forced into literal slavery, and everyone in the entire world seems to be fine with that...

[@arifhossain9751]

In pokemon lore, people used to get married to pokemon, because at one point, there was no distinction between the two.

[@ELbabotas1]

@@arifhossain9751 so, a subspecies of human enslaving neanderthals?

[@arifhossain9751]

@@ELbabotas1 Eh... more like humans keeping pet monkeys. For bloodsport.

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

Fun fact, canonically, Humans once married Pokémon and it was a normal thing in the past. This is an actual thing one of the NPCs in one of the games said. I don’t remember which game but you can look it up

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

The only thing I have to say about raking leaves (which I agree, is stupid) is that if they are over concrete, they will break down and make it slippery. While over lawns/gardens etc, they'll just break down into mulch and be good for the soil.

[@user-dd6rc9oc4l]

ROFL

[@shadowsilvertailsfan]

Hey, EmKay. Where'd Lexi go? Feels like she hasn't shown up for a while

[@WestGarbage6]

In another video, Jack answered this question by explaining how he and Lexi don't have nearly as much time to make as many videos as Robin, or Damien, which is why you see them more often, my guess is that Lexi is probably pretty busy, and just hasn't had time to work on any videos.

[@abbycollins]

@@WestGarbage6fair enough, Lexi is a girlboss and has her own channel

[@michaelgum97]

2:08 I can tell you what he did, driving with his seatbelt plugged in. It’s from a season 5 short meant to show what it’s like to drive with and without boat smarts. Squidward, the one with boat smarts, got maimed while SpongeBob was fine.

[@Johnfuchs-pm5wu]

Its episodes like that that made me become squidward. (Hate spongebob).

[@azuragalaxya]

Doesn't matter when i come here the videos you guys do always make me laugh/smile

[@xxxdeadasfxck]

that looks like a transformers profile photo and if it is you have good taste

[@enderkatze6129]

Q: couldn't you "reverse" screen burn-in by reversing the colours, like a photo negative, and leave it on for the same amount of time?

[@sopcannon]

or burn it with a white image

[@Ryanthusar]

Nope, not with that way. There are KZbin vids designed to correct burn-in, they contain rapid flashing colors and need to run for hours. When you have that bad a burn in, it is honestly best just to reach out to the manufacturer and finding out how much it will cost to fix. But honestly, for a $1500 TV not to have some sort of auto turn off from not being watched past a certain number of hours does raise the question of whether said tv aint a CRT, because honestly, that looked like it was CRT or an early model LED/LCD

[@enderkatze6129]

@@Ryanthusar i Wonder Why that wouldn't Work

[@cgilbert210]

I just wonder like why did they just pause it. Did they not realize they were going on vacation? 😂

[@Traxxya]

There's videos on KZbin of "burned screen color correctors" that work pretty well I had an iPad Mini for like 10 years and one day I realized KZbin was burned into the screen, and I found them! I was really impatient so I don't know how well they really work. But you're supposed to leave them on for a pretty long time (I think)

[@knightsurda]

18:23 They cannot stop you from re-using anything above the supergulp. I have an original 'big gulp' container somewhere that holds 100oz of beverage, 7/11 was insane back in the day lol

[@Popeye265]

Rarely comment but have to say pointing out the lack of humor for the dad with captain ravioli, then going on to lack the humor to understand telling your partner you're thinking of the roman empire any amount. Amazing stuff.

[@vhaelen326]

okay the tv with schlatts face burned into? if i was schlatt i would buy that tv because: 1. he has that kind of money 2. the idea of owning a tv with my face permanently burned into is fucking hilarious, especially because i dont watch tv so it would only serve the purpose to disturbe people comming to my house and expecting to get to watch tv

[@Palmtop_User]

3:58 what you can do is find that exact frame, take a screenshot and invert the colors. Put the inverted picture on the screen untill the burn in is not noticable. This will technically make the screen dimmer and probably has some other asterisks associated with it but the solution is free compared to a whole new television

[@arifhossain9751]

No. This only makes things worse. What you really gotta do is play a video of a strobing light to depolarise the screen. There are youtube videos designed specifically for this.

[@Palmtop_User]

@@arifhossain9751 depends on the screen tech: i assume the trick youre talking about is for an LCD. For OLED (which i assumed the tv was due to cost, prevalences of burn in, and kinda forgot that LCDs exist ngl) i dont think your trick would work

[@matthewboire6843]

Just be happy looking at shlatt

[@bunnyluve]

10:20 I believe this immediately because MY mom would get the police to do this just to make sure I know that doing that shit won't go unpunished.

[@mushroom_thing7927]

5:40 She better run before Hera strikes her down 💀

[@bobby3570]

The thing he said about “AI” which is like yeah, it’s actually “VI” (virtual intelligence) It has no knowledge of its own, it can not reflect on the morality of decisions. It’s a robot doing what it was made to do, not what it wants to do. Obviously there’s more to it but yeah not making the distinction kinda irks me a bit 😂😅

[@Wesley_H]

I learned the hard way about raking leaves. If you let them stay, they’ll start to ferment under the snow. Then when it warms up and the snow melts, not only is your yard sticky and messy, it also smells like sewage.

[@TheStarToast]

To give a bit of light on the man who crab walked up a prison wall and through barbed wire... it's real. It happened recently here in PA, there's even video footage

[@literally_trash]

9:18 their was a guy in one game that was in jail, his lines are "C'mon man... if you had a gardevoir like mine... You'de of done it too!" Show in that would it is ileagel, and pokemon are like dogs and cats to us and it is illegal to do it with them. So their would be that persentage in jailso that reason.

[@KateCantDraw]

This is however contradicted by an earlier peice of Pokemon lore that confirmed that (at least in the historic past) people and pokemon would get married to one another and I assume they did just play connect four after that.

[@matthewboire6843]

The only way to find out if it’s illegal is to have them exist in our world, genetic engineering. The government can decide what happens if you do them.

[@aribantala]

15:15 You're actually correct. Viktor, The Ankara Watermelon seller, was the son of Galina Rodionovna Zhelnerovich. Lukashenko and Galina gave birth to Viktor and Dimitri, who also looks like a Watermelon Seller. But Nikolai, The Soviet Propaganda Poster boy, "doesn't have a mother". Lukashenko never told the public who was his mother and nobody knew exactly who would that be.

[@lindseyherbst9444]

His mother is the Soviet Union. 😮

[@aribantala]

@@lindseyherbst9444 _Everyone's mother is the Soviet Union_ 😀

[@a.w.4708]

"So there was this very attractive Soviet Propaganda Poster, and I've just..."

[@aribantala]

@@a.w.4708 Headcanon unlocked: Lukashenko Shags a Soviet Propaganda Poster

[@Russo-Delenda-Est]

You just mow the leaves. They are free fertilizer. The fact that some people remove the free fertilizer, and then buy more to add, hurts my soul. The only work ever done to my lawn is mowing, and it looks better than 80% of the lawns I see.

[@nanardeurlambda]

0:40 it's the way the shadow drops on the leg. if you look at the very start of the leg, it's illum!inated, then there's an abrupt shadow. this plus the leg being partially hidden makes it look like it's more bent than it is. thus we read this part as the upper leg and knee, which shouldn't be this short

[@cgilbert210]

5:18 ~ That blew my mind as well. I took art all 4 years in high school and still continue to make art to this day and never knew that until like 5-10 years ago. Dali too! He died in 1989! Like, wtf?!?!

[@feuerling]

3:41 so they just left for their holidays without making sure all their electronics were off?

[@BookApocalypse]

God I could.never

[@cgilbert210]

They must have money because who goes on surprise vacations?

[@Lightice1]

19:20 - Oppenheimer wasn't actually referencing himself, he was quoting Bhagavad Gita, specifically the point where Krishna explains why it is OK for a warrior to kill his enemies in spite of the whole matter of the dharmic law. He's basically saying, "this was a shitty thing to do but I had to do it".

[@537zun4]

6:11 No not his love, his dedication, it was about flexing with his stamina, hope it worked.

[@andrewollmann304]

2:23 Didn’t they already do that when movie studios were tricked into releasing Morbius in theaters a second time?

[@nanardeurlambda]

5:30 it's wild to me anyone would place PIcasso in the same era as Leonardo Da Vinci. that would actually place him in range to be a character in one of Shakespear's historical plays.

[@ivorynk752]

I thought Picasso was 1800's

[@nanardeurlambda]

@@ivorynk752 Well, he technically kind of was, because he got suuuuuper old. In any case, I can definitelly understand THAT confusion. after all, if you look at art by the end of the 19th century, things were ready for him to do his experiments

[@Yuruble]

10:35 - First, it can be seen as harassment. Which is a charge. And second, it is illegal. States have laws against it.

[@thedracologist2852]

3:34 I remember an AITA post where someone tried this, but one of the friends showed up as the corpse bride and she was absolutely furious that the friend wore white at her wedding

[@michaeljohnson1117]

7:50 you're supposed to pick up your leaves and grass clippings so that way none of those nutrients go back into the ground and you have to buy chemical fertilizer from some giant corporation.

[@unknown20005]

the day restaurant’s start making people scan QR code’s just to get the menu is the day i no longer eat out period

[@ELbabotas1]

Are you a vampire?

[@orangequill1645]

Yeah like its just some unnecessary and harder to read bs

[@elaexplorer]

10:33 They would totally have done that up into the late 1980s. So it really depends on how old the guy is. Also, they wouldn't have cared about naughty words or racial slurs, tying up the phone lines and embarrassing "upstanding business owners" would be what they'd have a problem with back then.

[@NiyaKouya]

13:30 Well, at least some companies still have mercy when it comes to "smart" TVs. Recently read a review/comparison of several TVs, and I think Sony gave you the choice on initial setup to turn the android-based system into a mode that comes pretty close to an old-style "dumb" TV. No apps, no internet features, no ads, just TV and whatever you feed into it. And the whole "smart" features of newer TVs were one reason why I picked an Android-based one, because even if Google/the manufacturer ad(d)s something you don't like, you can replace 90% of it with custom apps or a different launcher.

[@UndeadScience]

6:03 lyric analysis time, the guy who walked 1,000 miles didn’t do it because he had no other way, or was saying he’d do it if he had to, he was saying he’d walk 1,000 miles JUST so he could be the man who walked 1,000 miles to see his partner. “I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles to fall down at your door” so the assessment of it showing his love was spot on. Who would want to actually walk 1,000 miles with only one break??

[@sxungmin]

really hard to believe 10:41 got sent to the police station over prank calls.. my friend broke a girls nose in a fight and still only got suspended for a week.

[@osheridan]

This part of the comment section is wild cause half of it is like "I went to jail for 3 years for having red as my favourite colour" and half is like "I killed a man and nobodyncared"

[@sxungmin]

@@osheridan ummm i hope they’re joking???😨

[@nanardeurlambda]

7:20 "convicted killer crab-walked"

[@reshaun9351]

8:52 "There's no rules against the Pokémon, Batman"

[@ascellaplays]

17:34 i thought it was bank questions lmfaooo

[@L3NORE.RAWR.X3]

11:23 me, a white woman who writes like a 4th grader: uhh

[@careless_dino]

Yeah I fukin wish that's my handwriting I almost failed my wholeass grade cuz of it

[@KateCantDraw]

Me, a gender apathetic who writes like a chickens attempt at cursive: yeah that checks.

[@virgilremus1184]

2:57 They do understand eachother perfectly. The dad wants pictures of boats. The son wants words of affirmation.

[@bigolnoob5491]

6:50 *Fact.* We must stop calling it that, AI should be more independent after the creators have made it.

[@ellabennett6091]

11:30 I swear on my life that ain't my handwriting. Mine is much, much, worse.

[@sonan333]

At 18:25 I did the math some ten years back, so I don't remember the specifics, but the amount of diet soda you'd have to drink before you hit the levels of aspartame that could likely lead to cancer was something like 50 liters a day, over the course of your life. But because the tests were done on mice, the reader saw something like "mice were given 10 mg of aspartame, and got cancer.". They then didn't think one more step and concluded that 10 mg would be just as bad for people, and then spread the core info of "Mice given aspartame got cancer". People then didn't read into it, and the info spread. And then to take it a step further, there's the fact that mice get cancer often, and while there was an increase in rates of cancer, because the average person doesn't know the average cancer rates in mice (because, why SHOULD they know that?), people looked up pictures of mice from the studies and were shocked. It's like the whole "Apple seeds have cyanide in them". Except the debunking of apple seeds caught on, and aspartame levels did not. So yeah, while aspartame does lead to cancer, for the average person, the problems are not as bad as most people now think.

[@TempestDarkwound]

Squidward was following the laws of the road, but SpongeBob did something that made Squidward fly into that device

[@zenny7479]

In the Pokemon universe they literally have interspecies relationships, and humans are said to be related to them in some fashion according to the lore. It is absolutely ethical to fuck Pokemon, especially considering that if one didn't want you to, it would likely kill you/fight you off with little effort. Fun fact: in the game X/Y there is an NPC in Lumiose City that talks about a Beauty and the Beast-like movie about a woman who falls in love with a Pokemon, and in Colosseum there is an old woman who calls her Mightyena her boyfriend.

[@Mangaka718]

jokes on you, my handwriting changes practically every time I touch pen to paper, and ranges from "why are you writing in Times New Roman" to "doctor whose degree is in indecipherable cursive and nothing else"

[@PawsOnTheBalcony]

13:10 my 10 year old TV is about to lose Netflix support. Guess it's time to quit Netflix, cause I sure won't buy a new TV.

[@EllpaFox47]

7:46 in middle school the kids on my street had a tradition where we would rake everyone’s leaves on the street (provided the homeowners had given us permission) and scoop them into empty recycling bins to make a GIANT leaf pile in one girl’s front yard Then on Halloween we’d all gather together and jump into our truck-or-treat leaf pile

[@VTPPGLVR]

16:51 My dad’s only complaint was we were so effing loud 😆

[@sinny5404]

Adding to your beautiful comment on lawns being boring and needing more, I've always wanted to try a pure moss lawn. Imagine how fekkin good that would feel to walk on barefoot. Moss is so soft. That or do the opposite and plant nothing but razor grass, to surprise neighbors to stay off the lawn. Either way, it has its perks

[@justingraves8649]

More TVs need screensavers.💯

[@SaruCharmed]

I think the reason isn't cause of some band that was hot for a second. I think it's simply because people actually say that they laughed their ass off in real life, whereas I've never heard anyone say they were rolling on the floor laughing.

[@indofan1708]

6:19 I think you missed the entire plot about babies have a secret language that adults can't understand. It might sound like regular old English to them, but to anyone else they try to communicate with, it's just coos and babbling

[@BurritoMan1291]

A perfect segue for the new merch would’ve been “speaking of promotions, it time for me to promote the merch!!”

[@enderkatze6129]

9:00 incorrect, robin. Pokemon are treated as animals. There is even an easter egg in a pokemon game of a man who's in jail and when spoken to, says something like "If you had a gardevoir like mine, you'd've done it too" Also i'm Fairly sure pokemon, even humanoid, aren't actually _that_ intelligent Edit: ah, i've been a fool! A fool! It's a fangame! Not a real Game! What a fool i am!

[@FancyPantsVROfficial]

There's no rules agsinst pokemon, BATMAN!

[@puggyboy694]

That was a fangame, not a real Pokemon game.

[@Karak-_-]

I'm sure that's the fangane where you play as Rocket member. A lot of artistic liberties were taken there.

[@enderkatze6129]

@@puggyboy694 damnit!

[@siennafierywolf2069]

actually, there was a kid who kept prank calling us at work every day for months. He kept calling to order inappropriate things to be put onto a pizza. It got bad enough that we did contact law enforcement, and we didnt get calls ever since. I can only imagine that the police at the very least found the kid and had a talk. I could totally imagine them taking a kid to the station in a rural area

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Before I ask the super important question I just want to say: I associate Picasso with the 70s. I keep getting surprised most of his work was in the 30s. Anyway: How and Why do you not think about Rome at fairly constant bases? Really, I want to know. It perplexes me. Please tell me. Anyway here is the old version of this comment that I am too lazy/tired to change. It’s currently like ten past midnight and I need to get up at 07:30: Oh, I guarantee you've thought about the Roman Empire. Maybe not majorly, because apparently some weirdo people don't do that. How, I don't know. Do they not know any fun Roman facts? Do they not live somewhere with a large roman presence? Do you not use Rome as an example for what works and what doesn't (especially politics, society, institutions, etcetera). Do you not draw any kind of associations with Rome at all? Anyway, even if you don't do any such things you are still thinking about Rome. Sewers? Rome. Whoopie cushion? Rome. Catholic, Protestant, Orthodox or many other forms of Christianity? Spread by Rome. Counties and people like France? Rome. (Of course you think of Rome when you think of Italy, that is expected.) In especially the west, but also elsewhere around the world, Rome is built into the very fabric of our society. Rome was so successful, both being large, culturally prevalent in the areas they conquered and lasting for so long (about 1000 years, to 2000 years, to still existing). It is impossible to not think of Rome. You are using the Alphabet used by Rome right now! You cannot NOT think of Rome! The real question is: Why are you all so surprised? If you're not thinking about Rome, what are you thinking about? What education were you lacking to make it so you DON'T think about Rome? HOW DO YOU FREAKS NOT THINK ABOUT THE GLORIOUS, MONSTROUS, TERRIBLE, AND GREAT ROME, WHETHER KINGDOM, REPUBLIC, EMPIRE, EASTERN EMPIRE OR MANY OTHER DESCENDANT STATES? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND! Well anyway. If anyone wants to actually get to know Rome, just ask. I have several recommendations and fun facts, like the channel Historia Civilis. Where I learned about the Ravens and Lupercalia, among other things. I would love to have a conversation on the topic of Rome. Do keep in mind that I’m just a fairly regular dude with an interest in history at large. I may have slightly more experience with the Classical and Mediaeval era, but I’m still just a dude who doesn’t know everything. But Please, Just ask away! And don’t forget to tell me How and Why you don’t think about Rome on a fairly regular basis. If you are such a person that is. I’m still incredibly interested!

[@EdibleTrain]

15:18 To clarify, they both have different mothers. Viktor (watermelon seller in Ankara) is the son of Lukashenko & his current wife while Nikolai's (Soviet propaganda poster guy) birth mother is unknown to the public.

[@MilesL.auto-train4013]

9:34 it's areference to the meme/trope where women think men always think about other girls (cheating basically) and they turned that stupid narrative on its head. Basically unwholesome turned wholesome(?)

[@Transubstantiate]

I've lived my house for ten years and never raked the leaves out of the yard. Never had a problem with the grass.

[@pepdog1]

"Why does everyone have the same handwriting" Robin, mate, there are literal books that children fill out when learning to write that make them trace the letters over and over, and more than a few million people that can write in English. How many different ways do you think people are gonna be able to change those practiced shapes? There has to be a few thousand people who share this lady's handwriting, at minimum. ...that being said, unlike the lady in the example, I learned to write my lowercase k's with a loop instead of the top right line, so. guess I'm not one of those few thousand lmao

[@jan-Pala]

20:16 EmKay, when did you last feed Robin?? you have to feed Robin

[@Sadbeaninc-gk8pl]

10:30 They must've went to the same school. When I was in middle school, in 7th grade, this kid ditch morning detention. They had a cop on the school ground. I kid you not they called that cop, the kid ran, I heard him getting slammed on the ground, heard handcuffs, and the cop drags him out. Never seen him again.

[@MaggieML]

I asked my bf how often he thinks of the Roman empire . "Every time it falls." Me:"the Roman empire or when anything falls?" "Yes. Fucking Byzantines."

[@xPoisonedStardustx]

0:43 waiter 1:14 country music 2:09 companies and ai 4:00 “it looked a little big like that” 4:45 he didn’t get the promotion :( 5:15 1973?!?! 5:57 THEY HAD WHAT. 6:56 you could get two more 7:28 mediaeval stretchers 8:20 CAPTAIN RAVIOLI! 9:35 Roman Empire 11:03 now that the men have stopped reading- 12:26 the dad things 14:06 NAILED IT. 14:20 amazing parking 15:31 Bob Ross you son of a 16:38 the opposite of bragging 18:50 what does that even mean

[@the1oneyeetus415]

I never expected to hear a baby geniuses reference, I expected that movie to be a random movie I watched on Netflix and never think of it again.

[@Amir_404]

About the founder of whipped cream, I looked it up because it sounded so crazy, and there is some important context missing. The late fish was catering for a party he was hosting; a party with over 2000 guest that included the King of France; the king was Louis XIV. So he botched a massive party for the most powerful person in Europe and decided he would rather die then deal with the consequences.

[@SpiritmanProductions]

And that's Cathedral City cheddar, too. The best mass-produced cheddar in existence. 😋

[@Darkwisdom9]

I'm from the UK but I also have the same thoughts on Lawns or Gardens as we call them here. Why do people just keep a plain square of grass and that's all? They rake and mow the square to keep it neat and tidy? I have flowers, wild flowers, and even a small vegetable patch in my back garden, but so many people just have *plain square of grass*.

[@OhNory]

Oh my, Sony heard your guys 😂 I got an ad for Sony earbuds with a very intuitive name at 16:00 lmao

[@awesomestyles]

If someone behind EmKay sees this: the last video (the r/entitledparents one) is a re-upload. Please fix it.

[@Imirui]

2:05 That episode is one where Mrs. Puff teaches safe driving. Squidward is supposed to be the safe driver and keeps getting injured, and spongebob is the dangerous one and gets out perfectly fine. Basically they said always buckle your seatbelt, he did that, and it got stuck when his car crashed and he and his seat flew into that machine that exists literally for comedic effect.

[@spacethingshard8168]

3:46, jschlatt watermark

[@jazeenharal6013]

10:25 - They absolutely will do this. It's a broken windows type idea. Nip problem behavior in the bud. Happened to my friend and I lol Coo showed up at our house because we were making prank calls. (1990's) Guess what, we never did it again lol Edit: never mind I am an idiot and didn't read it carefully enough. No I don't believe that, I don't believe they actually escorted him to the police station. Although I do think they would have done it on the mom's request.

[@headphonesaxolotl]

To answer the thumbnail question: Where I grew up, there were coral snakes, copperheads, cottonmouths, and rattlesnakes. They like leaves. I'm afraid of snakes, so I rake the leaves asap.

[@Ap0lol0lol]

3:44 schlatt is now forever haunting your tv the only way to get schlatt to go is if you put a schlankett over the tv and play weezer on full volume

[@TheTroupeMasterGrimm]

If you think about how good the Roman Empire was, then every time you think about how something in life isn’t good your brain defaults to how it would be better the Roman Empire would be.

[@devenhull3677]

tfw Emkay doesn’t know that prank calling is a misdemeanor in most states

[@realmastersilver1849]

Fun fact about leaves after they fall off the tree, they start molding and that's real nasty for your allergies.

[@scillaburton2965]

I hate raking leaves bcuz of my old job. We had plenty to do at any time (it was a home for disabled ppl) but in the fall we had to rake the backyard for hours. None of the residents had any visitors or hung out in the backyard. So like so many things at that job it was a complete waste of time that slowed us down from our other tasks and took eyes off the clients.