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[@M_Alexander]

Humans: "Cats are such antisocial loners." Cat: Has eight families.

[@Jaybird196]

He's a bigamist ;) .

[@mindlessgonzo]

Cat: Sorry, I got a little horny.

[@Deamons64]

I'm a chef. The Chicago style thing is no joke. Add way too much onion and over cook it slightly? Chicago style. Not enough rosemary and added red pepper flakes instead of paprika? Chicago style. Misread the ticket and do triple cheese and light sauce? Chicago style. It works with almost EVRRYTHING.

[@jonathangoodwin5609]

And the person who gets the food never calls that out?

[@Deamons64]

@@jonathangoodwin5609 less than you'd think

[@ngotemna8875]

​@@Deamons64lmao that's hilarious

[@ethirium4389]

Is that a common gag in the US?

[@Deamons64]

@@ethirium4389 common? No. I just adopted it after another particularly shitposty coworker I had told it to me

[@dhatfield8411]

I worked in a Six Flags call center for almost a year. Towards the end, most calls were just people pissed off at me for Six Flags constantly changing the passes they offer, and what benefits come with them.

[@civil_the]

My father once bought tickets for our whole family to go to six flags, and on the day they were scheduled for, it was closed. My dad asked their customer support and said that it was a "scheduled maintenance day" and that we couldn't get a refund. Screw Six Flags.

[@jwalster9412]

How many people did you hang up on?

[@dhatfield8411]

@@civil_the There's literally a no refund policy. You have no idea how many people I wanted to help even though I had no ability to. I got burned out fast.

[@civil_the]

@@dhatfield8411 I'm not saying there's an issue with the refund policy, we were just surprised that they would issue tickets FOR THE DAY that they had planned for maintenance.

[@twinostrich8045]

​@@jwalster9412Call centers aren't typically allowed to hang up.

[@foogod4237]

5:26 Life hack: Maybe don't take life advice from somebody who thinks "becoming a predator" is a _good_ thing.

[@Ragehunger]

Just don't take advice from anyone who's propagating biased hate speech and believes that their own toxic personalities should be something to strive for and treated like a competition to become "the best", bottom line.

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

Being a predator is a good thing, in consentual nonfatal voraephilla.

[@twinostrich8045]

​@@jackalenterprisesofohioThat's playing a predator, not being a predator.

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

@@twinostrich8045 who said anything about playing?

[@The_OwO_Shogun]

I don't care! I'm taking the advice! Becoming a harpy eagle sounds cool!

[@realcanadian96]

I searched up "whats the least beautiful province in Canada" because I was curious. The highlighted text read "British Columbia" when the article it took it out of was about SASKATCHEWAN. If you read the full thing, the sentence said something along the lines of, "We ain't no British Columbia" (it was a quote) And the funny thing is multiple articles if you Google "most beautiful province in Canada" list BC as one of the most beautiful. Google is dumb.

[@marcosluis201]

Chicago style is basically building a street course for stock cars to race at.

[@turbo_marc]

5 people are going to get that because of nascar's dwindling popularity

[@danicastaneda1099]

​@@turbo_marcyaaaa

[@CanisMythson]

Soooo... Monte Carlo?

[@Herobrine_Hoax]

​@@turbo_marcIt's grown some in the past couple years. It's not dead yet. I can't wait for the races this weekend.

[@ccricers]

@@CanisMythson Yeah. NASCAR meets F1

[@Trumpdobealoser]

My name, is Chicago style.

[@reggaegandalf1384]

Chicago style grammar as well

[@BirbDoc]

​@@reggaegandalf1384 made me chuckle

[@user-tw1pm6nr5e]

​@@reggaegandalf1384it's punctuation, you Chicago styler

[@austinkaiser5247]

​@@user-tw1pm6nr5ethere doesn't need to be a comma after name

[@ALotOfSeals]

😭😭😭

[@alexismyers6053]

That one about the cat having multiple families reminds me of a book I read in grade school. I forget the name, but the plot is that this cat with very distinctive markings lives in an apartment building where the neighbors hate each other SO MUCH, they never talk to one another. So he spends one day a week with a different person, being fed a different, extravagant meal with each person. Like, human meals. Well, he got super fat. So every day for a week, he was taken to the vet. Each person had a different name for him, so it took all 5 or 7 (I forget if it was a 5 days a week or 7 days a week thing) visits for the vet to realize that a cat with distinctive markings came in every day for a week for the same issue, but it was all under different names. He called the people, ratted kitty out, and because the people love him so much, they put aside their differences and put him on a diet of canned cat food. He ran away and found a new apartment building where the neighbors were friendly and didn’t give a frick about sharing custody of the cat lol

[@ForgottenPixelz]

I googled it and Six Dinner Sid came up so that might be it. I don't know when you were in grade school but it came out in 1990.

[@alexismyers6053]

@@ForgottenPixelz THAT’S THE BUGGER! Yes I recognize the cover and some of the pages Google Images shows! Good book! Brings back memories!

[@katanah3195]

Six Dinner Sid! I love himbs!

[@alexismyers6053]

@@katanah3195 I did too! That’s why I remember it after about 20 years later! Lol apparently there was a sequel made to it, too! Six-Dinner Sid A Highland Adventure!

[@TheDarwinProject1]

When my nephew was born, he looked like the spitting image of my dad, who was in his mid 60s at the time. Sure, my bro & I (& my neice) all have my dad's ears & twin toes, but up until a year old, my nephew didn't even look much like my brother or my SIL, so it was so funny to see this mini version of my dad, facial expressions & all. Its crazy how genetics can skipped generations, only to come out so fiercely.

[@tatiana4050]

Skip generations? Sure, sure, tell yourself that.

[@-_AlexTopia_-pi1jj]

What do you mean by that-

[@teathesilkwing7616]

Yeah, genetics is really complex. There’s a lot less simple punnet squares than people think

[@Lilith-Rose]

Straw bale houses have been around for decades, they're coated in a layer of render inside and out, don't rot and are amazingly insulated as well as being fast and relatively easy to build

[@Nylak-Otter]

Yep, currently working on expanding my facilities and adding indoor training arenas for my dogs and horses, and this is definitely something I'm looking into before we make any concrete plans. Or...straw plans. No, no, that was terrible. Sorry. It was the guy above me's fault. Anyway, I live in tornado alley and the entire regional climate changes from day to day, and I heard that they can endure that for decades without needing a ton of climate control.

[@kaiseremotion854]

@@Nylak-Otter I'd also assume its relatively easily replaceable if something does happen yea? like if a normal home roof leaks that shit takes forever to fix

[@gaminglabrador5797]

adobe is pretty similar and has been used for a few thousand years

[@Longingtobesomeone]

Also, cheap. Straw's everywhere.

[@broblerone413]

my mom's built straw bale houses before, and we're thinking of building one for ourselves sometime in the future. it's much cheaper than buying/renting a house, and you own the place as soon as you build it! plus the materials are relatively light, which means we'll be able to contribute to the building even with our health problems

[@ultimatefangirl-exe]

You know you spend too much time on Tumblr when you hear the bean jar tweet read out normally and immediately start singing the parody of "The Black Parade" that occasionally makes the rounds over there. I was also sadly disappointed when I remembered that this was r/nonpolitcaltwitter, and would not get to be blessed by Robin serenading me with "The Black Bean Jar" (not official title, just what I call it)

[@shiningarmor2838]

Maybe you also saw Matt Rose's video on it?

[@ProfSnowy]

I haven't heard the parody, but I started singing it as Welcome to the Black Parade lol

[@Ren_J]

Anytime I see one of Jhonen Vasquez's tweets in here, words cannot describe how inexplicably happy I get

[@pinkquartz3404]

15:12 "When fighting a Gremloblin, use water... ~page turn~ ...only as a last resort, as water makes it much scarier."

[@OliverSchlecter]

GRAVITY FALLS LMFAO

[@TheBexi]

Nah, the beige flag thing? That's totally my mom who's been a server for over 40 years. Bless anyone who does their job wrong in front of her. She's never ever mean about it, but she will absolutely do their job for them.

[@streled5361]

"And you will become a predator" -Andrew Tate Well, he did become one...

[@puglife658]

12:19 the perfume department SpongeBob and Patrick had to run through to escape the Flying Dutchman in that one episode.

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

The straw house is not finished. You gotta spray it with clay-plaster and then it stands a hella long time if the bones are good. Very good temp isolation, and when you wanna move just take out your expensive windows and leave the rest to the elements

[@matthewdovidas4213]

The "SpongeBob perfume department" hit me like a sack of bricks. Oh my god

[@JackieOwl94]

12:12 That reminds me of high school game nights. We, the band, would go to the local grocery store, pool our money, and buy a rotisserie chicken, some fruits, salad stuff, and dessert that each pair would spirit-particularly between seniors and their freshmen. We COULD have used forks and knives to cut the chicken, but we pulled it apart like neanderthals….

[@LanderKoenig]

Sounds about right, nothing wrong or weird, y’all just extra hungy

[@SirAsdf]

14:16 Reminds me of that movie Blank Check, which tried to convince you that 1 million dollars was enough money to buy a castle and fill it with the most advanced tech and games that the 90s could get you and you'd still have enough money to buy a shit ton of toys and candy

[@RisingRevengeance]

8:53 Thank you! I'm so tired of everyone crapping on him. Like yeah none of his movies are cinematic masterpieces but they're fun man.

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

1:17 dw Robin, I'm 16 and i thought my head exploded when i read it 💀

[@RmationYT]

I’m in middle school and I got a stroke from those words 💀

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@RmationYT I feel like nobody outside of that very specific circle could have understood it 😭

[@hhhhhh-zz2fw]

I'm 13 and I have no idea what it says

[@Zachyshows]

​@@hhhhhh-zz2fwI'm 13 and I don't like knowing what it says

[@h.szymanski]

4:35 The Staatliche Museen in Berlin sell great replicas in their shop, albeit quite expensive ones. Nefertiti's bust, for example, sells for around 9,000 EUR

[@Lilith-Rose]

Some people spend less a year on onlyfans, sounds like a steal to me

[@elaexplorer]

ROFL You put actual walls around the hay. The straw is the insulation. Which I believe is going to decompose and leave nice large walk ways in your walls, so you can "haunt" the future owner of the house. They've built a couple of these in California. I saw a documentary style report on them years ago.

[@tsm688]

Usually the bales are flax, which is extremely resistant. Farmers can't even plow it under, they have to burn it.

[@sunfishensunfishen2271]

12:58. The homes get covered in plaster. This place in San Jose del Cabo called flora farms has a bunch of shops built like this. They’ve been standing for over 10 years now in the hurricane-rampant subtropical environment.

[@windraizou]

3:15 Free Lighthouse?! I want a haunted one!

[@delta0x]

just add ghosts

[@Alex_the_Human]

@@delta0xbut then I need to murder

[@foogod4237]

3:28 Yeah, but they're not talking about a baguette and some brie with a nice bottle of burgundy. The bread would have been poorly-risen course-ground brown bread that was stale almost as soon as it left the oven, probably a bit moldy (and could cause your fingers to fall off if it had the wrong kind of mold in it), and probably tasted a lot like eating twigs. The "wine" was really just grape juice that had gone off in somebody's basement until it became sorta funky vinegar. And the cheese was likely completely unripe, tasted like window caulk, and a lump of it the size of a golf ball had to last you a week...

[@Lilith-Rose]

Don't forget the bread had so much sand and grit in it that it'd wear your teeth completely flat by the time you hit 30 (if you were so lucky)

[@rockinrootbeer1795]

What an immersive comment, it's like I'm really there, an impoverished peasant just trying to survive another day! ... Oh...

[@VictorCiolacu]

Oh...those were the days...❤❤❤

[@JackdawFeathers]

You don’t understand how much more appealing you’ve made this meal sound to me

[@WestGarbage6]

A meal that can ruin my day, AND my life? How do I sign up?

[@elaexplorer]

What you've failed to comprehend was that we barely had the internet in the 90s. What we did have was mostly text based. So the fact that everyone everywhere was just into Gregorian chants for awhile was really weird.

[@jakuth99]

1:20 “Is this child fashionable or is he getting hit on by a grown woman”

[@Knightess]

Oh damn I forgot about the brief obsession with Gregorian Chants. There were TV ads for Gregorian Chant CDs and all.

[@M_Alexander]

I think with the straw houses you're basically just using it as insulation and covering it in some kind of plaster. I saw a show featuring an inexperienced couple struggling and failing at building their own in Alaska or something

[@olivianelson6343]

The behind the scenes of the interview where that baby gronk thing came from was actually so sad. It's just some kid who's dad is trying to live vicariously through him

[@dyamimite]

if you can figure out how to set the stove time to begin with, that's more than impressive every time the power so much as flickers, our stove just goes 'whelp, must be midnight' and we just have to accept it

[@TheSameYellowToy]

14:33 It was the uncle who invited the family on the Paris trip, not the dad. Though obviously he has money to have such a nice big house like that.

[@2993LP]

That straw house should last a good 500 years if it's done right.

[@kaila-denzenhughes4130]

My huffin, puffin wolf ass rn: 😈😈

[@gasparg643]

I say until next rain

[@frogtank4407]

MF, its biodegradable, in the Mediterranean zone. you would be lucky if it didn't develop mold in the first 5 days.

[@okipullup3367]

Mold honest reaction:

[@2993LP]

@@frogtank4407 Straw bale / cob structures with slate roofs exist as 500-1000 year old structures in Europe. Very easy to build them wrong and get the mold problems you describe though.

[@JingDalagan]

7:10 Giving off vibes like Lexi's quote "The first friend I made is the dog."

[@samuelcrow4701]

1:29 I understand these words, and this still doesnt make sense. For the older folks, drip is fashion and rizz is seduction. So why would gronk being seduced by livvy affect whether or not his fashion is the best???

[@samuelcrow4701]

Also I can't decide which is worse, parents naming their child GRONK or the other scenario that this guy chose to change his name to gronk

[@cass6082]

Ah…Despite somebody who knows almost nothing about internet drama, I’ve had the misfortune of finding out about this one. Allow me to elaborate…some randomly delusional male-Karen father, has decided his 11yo son in the next all-star football player and gave him the nickname/social-media-handle ‘Baby Gronk’ after some football player called ‘Gronkowski’ (Who I assume is a good at football) He then arranged to visit a 20yo+ social media influencer named Olivia or ‘Livvy’, at her university or whatever, and made weird comments about her and his son being the future ‘most rich and successful’ couple, despite his son being a literal prepubescent minor, after his son hugged her. This was the ‘rizz’, to my understanding. This social media influencer had apparently recently broken up with another social media personality who had the name ‘Drip King’. Thereby creating that absolute disaster of a sentence

[@samuelcrow4701]

@@cass6082 D:

[@zackOOO-nz9rh]

@@cass6082 gonna be honest, i miss back when i didn't know this and just heard gibberish

[@andrewollmann304]

12:20 In the SpongeBob episode, “Shanghaied,” Spongebob and Patrick got thrown in the brig by the Flying Dutchman. The only way out was through the perfume department (which was live-action).

[@DesktopPanda96]

5:18 - Okay, who wants to be the one to tell him people even watched saucy puppet shows before the Web went public?

[@simlover00]

@3:45 😂this shows they have no idea about history. What we know as bread, wine and cheese was NOT ehat was available a hundred years ago. The bread would be mixed with things like chalk to fill it out and it definitely didn't taste great😂

[@noiwvernsonic1358]

Don't worry Robin, I'm not even an adult and I had to Google Baby Gronk

[@ascellaplays]

I like to think museums dont offer replicas because they dont want anyone to nick cage it.

[@jayedgar1384]

9:43 to be fair to Achilles. His weakness isn't his fault. His mother fucked up in drowning him. Maybe if she washed his ankle he'd have been fine. Also Athena didn't do shit for Achilles. She was just like "yeah, this guy's alright" like, he wasn't even her favourite. Her favourite was Diomedes (perhaps she had a hero she preferred over Diomedes. But considering Diomedes was her favourite at least at the time of the Trojan War (the same war Achilles fought and died in) it ends up being the same. Achilles wasn't Athena's favourite). Who was in many aspects a greater warrior than Achilles. Especially in the manner that he was one of only 2 mortals to ever harm an Olympian god. The other being Herakles aka Hercules. So really Athena did create a better warrior than Achilles.

[@jmurray1110]

I definitely think Odysseus would be on the shirt list given he was quite the tactician and she helped him with the whole suitors trying to marry his wife thing and was his patron deity

[@Schrodingers_kid]

That was Zuck's baby. Just look at these eyes - they look like they are made out of silicone and were slapped in place

[@prorandocopier7945]

Robin, you're not alone in "baby gronk"

[@GCRZACK29]

Literally, you and Lexy give me so much life on here!!!!

[@ausmck56]

6:58 women's fantasies are just the plot of spaceballs

[@rroes7319]

4:50 being high, this really fucked me up

[@timestorm5687]

0:46 thats why i only do competitive conversations

[@impracticalnuke]

We did not stop at corn. Where I'm from, we pop rice. Stale rice that's been sun dried, then cooked until they pop. Popped rice is baller as hell, especially when you cook them again with palm sugar. They're better than popcorn, I tell ya.

[@leniraoliveira8412]

The gregirian chant thing was real. There were even CD's being given away when you bought magazines. I was there.

[@tsm688]

I was there. My sister listened to that stuff nonstop the entire time, and she is not the private sort of music enjoyer, she made sure we all heard. My hatred of gregorian and celtic simmers to this day.

[@cjlite0210]

5:52 Just accept that you're gay, Tape You're not fooling anyone XD

[@thatjeff7550]

For me, instead of calling it "Chicago Style," I usually refer to it as, "Cajun Blackened."

[@dramaticcheese_]

12:50 that house isnt done being built lol they finish it with plaster unless its being built by three pigs

[@CloverAnimates]

this is one of my favorite subreddits

[@Soulessnight4]

3:26 just remember, nobody lives under the lighthouse.

[@Deamons64]

Best part about that tweet at 9:10 thats the creator of Invader Zim. Dude's honestly hilsrious, and super talented.

[@FFVison]

The "American hibachi" sounds like going out for a cheese steak. Think about it.

[@aribantala]

7:19 Babish made it... it's really hard to do right. But that's because it's handmade. I am not surprised that a custom tortilla mold can be made to create it

[@imstoopid363]

0:59 i am literally a teenager and i have no clue what that means 💀

[@Alex_the_Human]

Wtf does it mean 😂😂😂😂

[@joshnabours9102]

You coat the bales of hay in a full inch of earthen plaster. So straw houses can last 100 years or more. Just like a steel or wood framed house.

[@owenjolley351]

4:09 *Or I guess you could say that the cat belongs “to the streets.”*

[@jbennett3067]

(12:40) Went to an Indian grocery store and found popped sorghum. It's like tiny popcorn kernels.

[@unknown20005]

well i guess i better suppress my urge to help a waiter or waitress when i see them struggling with alot of stuff then cause i don’t want to seem rude

[@magicfish8213]

My guess is that it makes the waiter feel pressured to work faster and that they are wasting time. Also, if a mangaer sees a customer helping a waiter move plates, ther is a nonzero chance the manager reprimands the waiter for not making customers do their job.

[@waewae]

perhaps if you ask politely it will be better?

[@F_A_F123]

idk I don't see anything bad, if that actually makes waiters feel bad that's the problem with those waiters

[@JosiahBradley]

The 90s chant thing is 100% real. Look up 1996 but it was like the whole decade.

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Everyone: “oMg DoGs ArE tHe SwEeTeSt ThInGs EvEr” Also dogs: 1:45

[@seansmith4513]

Being a cable dude is wild af. Knocked on a door when working for Comcast. You heard like 4 locks click, dude cracks thr door, "Yeah?!" "Uh...Comcast?" "Oh right." 2 more locks. "Sit on the couch I'll brb." He's just in his boxers. He leaves the room and I notice lord knows how much coke. Weed, needles, a handgun and just NOPED tf out of there. Also had some 50 some year old lady spend the entire install butt naked drinking wine. XD

[@stephaniequernemoen6581]

Here’s a fun fact: densely packed hay will spontaneously combust. I will no be living in a house made from straw.

[@laayiv9449]

6:58 Although I am far from a normal case, my, as a man's, sexual fantasies are comparably elaborate.

[@firezone8770]

0:28 oh hell nah bro, my man dropped frog genes into that mf

[@Alex_the_Human]

He really pays taxes

[@makswolanski5549]

8:01 in all honesty i still very much love sea shanties and i listen to them every day

[@lunaticdreemurr5768]

0:35 "I don't wanna be here anymore, put me back."

[@FatYoshi619]

1:18 this headline f*cking broke me 😭😭

[@doommaster704]

12:45 I don't know if this is considered the same thing but microwaveing grape makes plasma

[@Sgt__Hawk]

The "Three Little Pigs" teach us, that a straw house will last only insignificantly shorter than an average American wooden house.

[@guillaumeb5511]

4:25 we have that in France. "la boutique des musées" sells replicas like this. You have to sell your guys into slavery to afford even one of these replicas tho.

[@Gamemaster13000]

Unpopular opinion: That boyfriend was right to get his own food. The place was probably packed and the waiters were busy. If more people got their own food, the wait staff wouldn't have to work so hard. This man is a hero and we all shunned him.

[@Mostbee]

But that comes with two assuptions: 1st you're assuming the delay is caused by short staff on waiters, not any other worker in the process of serving customers. What if there's actually enough waiters but there was only one cook like some small restaurants? Are you getting into the kitchen to help him bake faster? 2nd you're assuming they actually need help, which may sounds good, it's emphatic to help others, but can (not 100% will) be counterproductive, moving around may obstruct other people; some workplaces functions with table numbers (even thought there isn't a visible number on the table, they know the placement) and waiters are assigned a set of numbers to serve; some waiters may have a scheduled mindset for serving and skipping one task in the middle of the queue can bug their flow a bit; you will have to stop someone in a process of something to actually ask for it, otherwise it would seem like you're randomly stealing food; etc. I honestly think that the best productive way to be a good customer, in any type of case, is to prepare and ease things at our end so the interaction run smoother and quicker, like having your documents in hand and in order while on a queue, or like organizing your table before receiving the plates, so no one keeps waiting.

[@The_OwO_Shogun]

@@Mostbee could I help the baker? Like, is it legal if I just saunter into the kitchen and start cooking?

[@Mostbee]

@@The_OwO_Shogun Yeah, it probably is legal if you don't adulterate anything to harm others, but no one would want to eat a food that a total stranger that came from the streets put their hands on it (and the restaurant staff knows that, they're the one responsible for customer safety) so it's just easier to wait a few more minutes. I think that would just happen if you were not hired but a trusted friend that could come help your partner small business in an unexpected time of big demand. Like a backup freelance worker

[@jasperjazzie]

yeah, it's a weird thing to do but i feel like assuming he thinks the waiters are stupid and he's being passive aggressive is kind of a reach. i'd definitely call it a beige flag like the op said, it's definitely not a red flag but i wouldn't call it a green one necessarily either, maybe just ask if you can grab the plates first.

[@GeckoTech_Engineer]

At least he is helping instead of being rude to service workers

[@carlosemilio5180]

9:10 yo thats the guy that made invader zim

[@foolsenigma]

That last thing almost happened to my cat. I was trying to wash some gunk off her and i looked up if dr bronners is safe for cats. Google pulled a line from their website saying that its safe for cats. While washing my cat i go to the website to read more about the soap and see that the very next line is "however we do not recommend using the peppermint version of our soap as peppermint extract is highly toxic to cats." One guess which version of the soap i was using Thankfully i hadnt applied much soap and was able to rinse all of it off her before she tried to lick any of it off, but dsmn that couldve turned out bad

[@Gamemaster-64]

1:35 what there to compete? wait for father's day to get one.

[@Lady_Crispr]

The straw houses are fine. My parents built one. The straw is insulation inside the walls and is so tightly packed it is fireproof and works better than regular fiberglass insulation.

[@trishapellis]

3:20 Sorry, Robin, but even if you're not expected to actually run the lighthouse as a lighthouse, those things are generally somewhere out in the middle of nowhere (lighthouse keepers would go mad from the combination of the mercury keeping the lenses rotating and isolation) so I wouldn't expect them to have decent internet. And you still gotta make money to pay for the food the supply ship brings you once a month. 11:38 I have legit read a tweet once about a person who hadn't grown up with cats being worried about the weird noise the cat was making, and something felt like it was vibrating in its chest, something had to be wrong with the cat. Like, apparently this person had heard it said that cats purr, but had just expected that to be a completely different sound from the description they'd received or something.

[@Airbournjack]

9:30 Sir... that's called tailgating. You go to an event of some kind either a concert or sports event arrive 3 hours early an do... this. If it's bud light you'd prefer I'd recommend most popular country musicians from about the 2000s If Corona is fine, Jimmy buffet or Zac brown is your best bet

[@cjlite0210]

7:26 He made me 5'4", stop complaining and be happy with what ya have XD (Then again I like being short, so idk lol)

[@rosecatmull9244]

1:39 I thought it said wife not dog 💀

[@Eliweekly_da_crab]

1:05 as someone who uses these terms on a daily basis, that headline makes 0 sense.

[@RRW359]

"Remember that month we were all obsessed with sea shanties?" Well for me that month lasted two and a half years and is still going.

[@immagical7036]

7:35 that Grandma tho XD

[@StandardGoose]

The Home Alone house sold not that long ago for a lot less than you'd think. About $2million. And that's with the added value of having been in a major movie franchise. In the Home Alone universe the house hasn't been featured in a major movie franchise, so in-universe is worth less than the actual real life house.

[@MrHodoAstartes]

13:00 That's gonna last until the big, bad Wolfgang comes huffing and puffing over the Maginot.

[@Woomvee]

As a "Gen-Z" that headline is the stupidest thing i havr ever heard

[@roberttucker5924]

That medieval bread sounds great until you realize it's stale as hell, and sometimes you ended up with one infected with ergot which can cause LSD like hallucinations, nausea, vomiting, weakness, numbness, itching, and rapid or slow heartbeats. There is literally no way I'm eating that

[@chrisbeer5685]

2:50 Isn't that pretty much the plot of Cocaine Bear tho?

[@Alex_the_Human]

:(

[@PliskinYT]

I feel like the reason museums don't sell replicas is National Treasure putting the idea in people's heads to swap stuff with the gift shop replica

[@kp12_art]

"You weren't there in the trenches" ME WEARING A JUMPSUIT LONGER THAN MY LEGS RN THAT I REGULARLY TRIP OVER & IT GOT WET EARLIER TODAY I AM THERE I AM IN THE TRENCHES

[@Local_Phantasm]

dude if i was offered a lighthouse it'd be like my personal wizard tower

[@ladykoiwolfe]

Tom Welling was 23/24 in Smallville, which is closer than normal for tv. He's 46 now.

[@Nylak-Otter]

If Chicago-style deep-dish pizza with massive chunks of heavily spiced stewed tomatoes and absolute handfuls of rich, melted cheese and excessively large-cut toppings is wrong, then I never want to eat any pizza that's cooked how it's supposed to be. Seriously, I'm front St. Louis, and St. Louis-style pizza is mildewy cardboard from the dumpster out back covered in ketchup and then dusted with "cheese" they have to legally call "cheese flavored product." The toppings are the scrapings you collected from the bottom of the oven the last time it was cleaned four years ago. And my fiancée pays $35 for a flat square of this.

[@Lilith-Rose]

That's soup

[@Nylak-Otter]

@@Lilith-Rose I mean, it would be before you fired it and if you didn't drain the tomatoes, I guess? Where is the fluid coming from?

[@thekarlkeeper8727]

4:55 Was that man’s name Dale Gribble? Also Robin’s pronunciation of “Bud Light” kills me.

[@isthatrubble]

if those are the straw houses I've seen on grade designs, it's not bare straw, they cover it in a kind of mud cement that seals it up from the weather. apparently the insulation benefits are significant, but I'm not sure what kind of extra fire safety precautions you might have to take