r/onejob Top Posts of All Time [feat. Soothouse]

[@Berd]

can we touch base here for a sec at 11:46 it clearly says 9 inch. not 8. smh my head

[@Bee-bup]

o h n o

[@beerbs6782]

wait

[@laurenpinkiepie8663]

Berd oh no he's blind

[@laggykun]

Smh means shaking my head berd smhmh

[@joshuapostill4952]

HE HAD ONE JOB

[@marbleswan6664]

The linemakers father was a linemaker, and his forefather before that. I guess you could say.... its a lineage...

[@refusingtoconform]

And then everybody clapped. **CLAP I SAY**

[@amthrow7698]

Ok fuck off you beautiful genius

[@tacocat9654]

*N O O H G O D N O*

[@mandyspaswick7116]

I was a lineman for the countyyyyyy

[@jacoblamberson686]

*No, fuck you, you didn't just say that. You crossed the line now.*

[@dongojangle106]

The way Sorrow says "Nald's McDo" is such a satisfying audio experience

[@mickaelfrimann]

Only someone from Soothouse can read swedish as arabic

[@proudtitanicdenier4300]

Well, Sweden is basically an Arabic country at this point.

[@Paradox_Edge]

@@proudtitanicdenier4300 Too real. And too true... :/

[@nymphia5767]

Proud Titanic Denier Unfortunately yes.

[@HucklePeel]

These are the stupidest comments I found all day congrats

[@tinyfoxpaw6670]

@@proudtitanicdenier4300 No... I live in Sweden, and it's still mainly swedes here. We're at least trying to integrate folks instead of condemning them because they're Arabic.

[@UltraNinjaChicken]

I would love to see this crew try to guess IKEA products by their names alone with some red herrings thrown into the hat for sport.

[@OhNoItsExpiredMilk]

楽しいと思う。

[@raymondoe1997]

Some swedish fish, if you will

[@206brokenbones]

And here we have a tabel its named Britt-Marie

[@princesstamika]

i would love to see them attempt to guess what a wikihow article is about by a picture from the article.

[@Xenothekid7]

Coathanger = BUMERANG

[@pssteenagers]

Sorrow saying "You hit the bottom of the slide, and then you turn around to climb out, then you see them closing the top of the slide" gave me extreme anxiety

[@megara83]

Same

[@syboe]

i saw this as i heard it

[@ArcanineEspeon]

It awakened something long dormant within me. Getting stuck inside a slide was the first recurring dream/nightmare I can ever remember having. (No idea why I didn't think of this comment three years ago.)

[@WhatIsLove170]

Reminds me of when I was a kid in primary school, had just finished after school club and went to the toilet when I hear a click at the door. So it is evening and they are closing up the school for the night and I have just been locked in the toilet. I was locked in there for like 10 minutes

[@HTPCYMC]

That epic moment Pitbull and Mr Worldwide finally met.

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

How to properly clean your metal computer but pitbulls can’t meet people

[@thepurplemudkip9998]

The description, idiots.

[@tristandi37]

W A I T

[@afellowsoulofash8382]

Yeah but when they both went on a road trip and met Mr 305 , that was epic

[@astranox240]

Almost as epic as when Childish Gambino and Donald Glover saw eachother for the first time

[@thehorsefromhorsinaround5427]

These 'Soothouse' people are funny, they should make their own youtube channel

[@caleblewis8169]

No tHeY AlrEadY Do aRe YOu dUmB oR soMeThing

[@halfy8375]

@@caleblewis8169 R/WOOoOoooOsH

[@Bacondoggo]

Sarachi Edozie nope you got whoooshed

[@ultra3806]

Oliver Pritikin hAHa gEt r/wOOoOsH xDDDD

[@j.h170]

Yeah, I wish they did.

[@skribblez1131]

"When you park at sucking" "I'm not as think as you drunk I am" lol

[@snips5699]

Brandon Urie?

[@skribblez1131]

@@snips5699 What? Who is Brandon Urie?

[@snips5699]

@@skribblez1131 oh boy nevermind

[@skribblez1131]

@@snips5699 Ha

[@wrath2638]

He is Panic! At the Disco. They brought it up because he says "I'm not as think as you drunk I am" in one of his songs

[@randysoviet1800]

We not gonna talk about the fact that the remote had separate buttons for on and off?

[@FoxtrotMouse]

What kind of sorcery is that? Having separate buttons for On and Off.

[@saturniidspectre]

My remote has on and off buttons.

[@areyousureaboutthat6673]

Are we not going to notice that the "OFF" print was not the same as the "ON" and probably photoshopped on? It was put on. It just looks off.

[@yagirl177]

Nearly all the remotes I’ve had have both

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@areyousureaboutthat6673 no it wasnt

[@LilPulp]

"park at sucking." me too

[@Ribbons0121R121]

lol what

[@robogman2o5]

@@Ribbons0121R121 7:03

[@Ribbons0121R121]

@@robogman2o5 7:03

[@ZacMio]

Fucking relatable

[@2350CST]

Orange snitch

[@martinmaguire-music6692]

I'm a line-maker, it's what I nalds Mcdo...

[@ArcanineEspeon]

This comment never got any replies because it does everything it needs to by itself.

[@matteussilvestre8583]

Harrison 4rd is such a great actor

[@maxbrown8109]

Harrison *Ford Simpletons like you who take shortcuts to avoid proper grammar should not be allowed on the internet.

[@w1lDstYLe]

@@maxbrown8109 yikes. You tried.

[@hetaliaiseverywhere7269]

@max brown I can't tell if you're joking or you actually missed the joke.

[@maxbrown8109]

@BlueSkyBox May the *force be with you. This phrase from "Star Wars" should be familiar to you, if you know one of the actor's surnames. Sigh... life as an intellectual is tremenduosly difficult.

[@smolfrenchtoast9799]

@@maxbrown8109 r/iamverysmart

[@buckowens2841]

“We need you to draw a circle on the ground right here” “Sorry, no can do. I’m a line-maker, I don’t do circles.”

[@entr3_nou5]

“But what if it was a curved line?” “Shit that’s all you had to say”

[@fabooshka]

@@entr3_nou5 shit n💩💩💩a that's all you had to say

[@samh466]

"Ok but... what if you did, like, 100 really really small lines in a cir- err, tip to tail at a very slight angle?"

[@captincrisspantssayshi3221]

Roses are red Chicks go moo I park at sucking When at nalds Mc do

[@caitthenerd7470]

That's so beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye. You are truly a master of poetry, my friend.

[@darkhoodchief]

But I Mnald's McDon't

[@captincrisspantssayshi3221]

Thank you my friends. I am truly in the peak of my fame

[@kou2553]

Genius, pure genius.

[@natralskitsophrenia8465]

Hahahaha! Nice

[@Ahonya666]

As a Spanish I have to say: spanish spanish spanish spanish ❤

[@willowashe]

Got a regular Danielle Cohn over here!

[@ascendedcat260]

@@yellowfirehydrant spanish spanish!

[@sleepingonyourroof]

Am a Canadian maple syrup maps syrup maple syrup Also we don’t say eh we say sorry

[@ascendedcat260]

@RoseKnights ¡Spanish spanish!

[@FourOf92000]

I take it the Spanish language is highly tonal

[@1caaru5]

_Lemons are cursed Oranges_

[@aspebb]

You take that back!!!

[@Mii.2.0]

_And winter is coming._

[@itsyaboyjackagain]

THAT'S WHAT THE ORANGES WANT YOU TO THINK

[@1caaru5]

@@Mii.2.0 Winter Is here

[@ijustdontcareanymore1022]

True

[@Manibular]

The face on the bus is John Morgan. He's a lawyer in central Florida, like one of those TV lawyers. His family actually comes into the restaurant I work in. Best thing is that he actually kinda looks like that already. 😀

[@trypptrapp266]

I saw the bus face while I was down in Florida, it wasn't open sadly but I saw it.

[@graykemplin9561]

Can confirm his relatives are down in Kentucky and also look just like this.

[@jadawoods582]

yeah he's on a lot of ads in memphis but I didn't know where he really lived or whatever 😂 that's wild

[@jadawoods582]

I knew who it was because all of them have really feminine eyelashes and stuff lmao

[@dx.feelgood5825]

Is he everywhere like Alexander Shunnaruh is everywhere in Alabama?

[@SpoonieCreates]

“These people park at sucking” -Sorrow TV 2019

[@MomoHitsujiOwO]

Spoonie_the_Rogue Laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂

[@Limabipla]

uwu

[@supernovav0166]

he pretty speaks at sucking

[@NaughtMax]

Two connected points isn’t a line it’s a line segment. How dare you. Sorrow you disappoint me. - a guy pretending to be your middle school math teacher

[@bandotaku]

As a Geometry teacher, I am proud.

[@thedarkdojo5115]

Basically the same thing... Because a line segment is just a line, with a couple of points...

[@wilddogspam]

@Bert_Sampson it doesn't really matter, because the two points are enough to define the whole thing. It's common in geometry to just write enough to individualize what you mean: line ab, circle ab (center a passing through b) etc. You just write a bunch of points and the other figures are implied.

[@eiad1251]

Max Heim-Salgado how much did ninja pay you to make this comment?

[@CocoTheMii]

um ackshually i lerned dis in sixth grad so ha

[@cheekybastard7798]

I stopped being a Patron like 3 months ago and my Patreon name is still on here lmao. Guess I'll start paying again , you've convinced me.

[@shatterdpixel]

That was his plan the entire time

[@pine_9356]

Ah you cheeky Bastard

[@berzerkisnotaqt1250]

Hail, Hail

[@SodiumChloride_NaCl]

I guess you can say soothouse’s a _Cheeky Bastard_ !

[@sorakafutanari]

i'm 2 years late but please. please don't.

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

The mistakes made by Sorrow and Soothouse are perfect for this reddit *I park at sucking*

[@crispybacon4240]

You can also see the dotted selection line on the side of the car where he masked it in photoshop. 10:14

[@neidhartmuller8804]

@@crispybacon4240 what?

[@aarond.rodriguez2594]

11:45 👌

[@favoritemustard3542]

oh we KnØw you do, cantaloupe lover

[@rfmerrill]

Worked in a food warehouse. "By the each" is totally common parlance between workers in that industry, but for obvious reasons no one would ever put it in customer-facing literature or signs. E.g. "Are apples by the pound?" "We buy them by the pound but we sell them by the each" This comes from the fact that in the "unit" column of an invoice/inventory sheet, "ea" shows up to indicate it's counted by the individual... thing, and not by some unit of volume or weight. (Also, a food warehouse was the only place I ever saw # used to mean pounds) It sounds goofy but it's the jargon everyone seems to have settled on.

[@LeatherCladVegan]

I feel better for having learned something today. Thank you.

[@MaraMcGuinnes]

On phones # is also referred to as a pound sign

[@kozie9935]

by the each though? why not say by the piece?

[@rfmerrill]

@@kozie9935 yeah I dunno, "pieces" is more common in electronics (where I work now).

[@JustSomeDinosaurPerson]

@@kozie9935 Because you want each apple, not piece of an apple.

[@dannejie]

6:08 omg Sorrow's laughter is so cute I can't

[@bogdan4148]

Jak magiczny jesteś?

[@starryeyedgirls_]

HUAHUAHAUHUAHAUAHUAHA

[@i.pezzotti853]

Do you mean the HEH HEH HEH one or the HUHAHUAHHUAAHUAAHUAAAHUAAHUAA

[@alex-fs9yt]

*Sorrow laughing at "analogies with Will" is such a mood* 😂

[@MiGalaxi]

we just not gonna focus on the actual terrible parking across the street at 7:50

[@linusoredsson7111]

Nope

[@frog6992]

@@linusoredsson7111 I like your profile pic

[@pptonto]

that's not even terrible parking man they didnt even care

[@robotbanana4261]

High quality avatar there

[@engineerheavy1344]

MiGalaxi thought you were Turvis

[@cafeidiom]

7:50 sometimes I arrange people in an orderly fashion to hit other people. That's a punchline.

[@Grim_sights]

Nice one, googly eyed cactus!

[@littlemisseevee2309]

thats a good one, cactus

[@aqueous-aerolite4338]

I swear soothouse is just a laugh track

[@TheLegend2T]

The only good laugh track

[@collidgemart7959]

yeah they constantly laugh at their shitty jokes for about 90% of their vids, real big waste of time

[@mandy_xo97]

collidge mart I think soothouse is hilarious! I love them & their jokes, they make their videos enjoyable for me

[@Stillontour]

collidge mart I laugh along for some reason. I find them hilarious

[@vaporwavejuice5874]

They're all text-to-speech robots who have mastered laughing but not actual speech.

[@benjamincox4211]

11:45 8 inch??? You had one job!!!

[@JoeyLovesTrains]

oh my god

[@SirRebrl]

I was coming here to say that. =D

[@benjamincox4211]

SirRebrl lol. It was funnier than the Spanish part of it to me

[@kevehin]

That bugged me for the rest of the video lmao

[@pleep1887]

Hey 8 inches is decent

[@wingedllama6519]

I honestly love Sorrow's interactions with the Sootbois :D

[@Grim_sights]

I agree with you completely, anonymous anime protagonist!

[@Chi_Ch1]

Just started watching and I'm already dying at "4rd grade"

[@properbeast3825]

*s a m e*

[@VaporwaveSunset]

Still waiting for a bunch of koreaboos to start screaming army

[@cpt.honklerof3rdkekistania400]

Ford grade

[@PaninaroAurora]

9:08-- Defective Pikachu

[@lucydunnett7983]

fucking underrated joke

[@Phyran]

Pichaku

[@4n3m01a]

I love the relationship between the sooty bois (and girl) and sorrow. i love their videos and y’all need to calm your farm

[@coolerfreezie]

“what flavor’s the ice tea?” “ *IT’S PIKACHU!* ” “It’s lemon flavor...” “ *FUUUU-* “

[@sodiumhydroxide2859]

Some days I go to sleep and I can still hear Sorrow yelling “Mr Worldwide!” In my nightmares

[@ItsAlwaysOct]

"ITS MAH BIRTHDAY"

[@sawk1875]

Theres only one problem with soothouse collabs: the comments.

[@MechanicOrga]

Yeah. The fans are kinda of annoying.

[@imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158]

MechanicOrga that is what you call missing the point

[@feara5738]

@@imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158 yes

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@MechanicOrga that's not the point of the comment

[@Merilirem]

Well there won't be any more of these so you don't have to worry i guess.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Cocaine "that's a line"

[@Justsomegamergamingandstuff]

I'm sad I didn't think of that

[@Djitterbug]

Thats what I was predicting he would say lol

[@RobwithoneB]

Roses are red Violets are blue So just come on down To *Nalds McDo*

[@ascendedcat260]

He👏wasn't👏saying👏the👏text👏was👏Arabic He👏was👏saying👏that👏his👏pronounciation👏was👏sounding👏Arabic

[@Moogchungus]

Ikr some people lack common sense like he’s not reading Arabic so obviously he’s implying something else -_-

[@TheMGMfan]

Where are these people who thought this? I have not seen a single comment about it.

[@stupidmangoz]

Spamming emojis to get people's attention, since you treat them as if they're 3 year olds who need the visual equivalent of jingling keys, makes your argument seem less valid, because you're talking down. You could also just make the comment normally because we can read and this actually makes it much harder to understand. You aren't a Rock Bottom resident. And also next to no one complained about this.

[@ascendedcat260]

@@stupidmangoz It's been four years man.

[@hakim6158]

Oi you got your KZbin Loicense mate?

[@GiveMeGhosts]

You got a license to ask for their licenses?

[@Lol-zg3vw]

Random FanGirl you got a licence that lets you ask someone if they have a licence to ask if someone has a licence?

[@scritoph3368]

@@Lol-zg3vw you got a license to operate on 3 or more layers of license?

[@ludwiglian597]

Misanthropic Isolation congratulations, you ruined a good joke by being racist in a thread out of nowhere.

[@sweetpotato6429]

YewChube

[@pugsareawsome5202]

I went to Macdonalds and they forgot my entire meal except for my drink

[@aakima9684]

pugs are awsome that sucks, must of been a real busy day

[@ElrobertosuperioESA]

Egg gave you the eggnog only

[@RoboBoddicker]

I went to Macdonalds and they strapped me to a table, cut open my abdomen, and extracted all the food digesting in my gastrointestinal tract.

[@apollyon9886]

A friend of mine asked for a bun without sesamy seeds and they ended up giving her no top bun at all.

[@amy53241]

agreed Pugs are indeed awesome

[@tavvy4426]

2:58 **opens a pack of gum** *Every child within a 5 mile radius:* *_you got the goods?_*

[@owenthegamer186]

O h N o

[@kingslayer3089]

*_OH NO_*

[@lpspinkcat7593]

Oh Jesus

[@pencilgaming1233]

*gun

[@SuperGamingDude]

Wait...bananas don’t come in the eaches normally?

[@BabysitterSky]

I work at a pfresh target and they sell them by the each because we don't have scales. Even with that sign, do you know how many times a DAY I have someone mad at me because they thought it was 29 cents a pound.

[@vivi-ml6pj]

Usually they're weighed

[@Sammie1053]

Eaches are for peaches.

[@frog6992]

No they normally come in Muches

[@geoffswanson8851]

Usually it's by the pound but ig other places do it differently

[@JustinY.]

When DIO fails to kill Jotaro even under frozen time

[@dewyorsomething4397]

Happy birthday pitbul

[@nazaha859]

When you want to be on every video but people ask you why instead of actual replies

[@rasmus7493]

Finally i see a comment of yours that isn't top comment. Edit: i guess this comment is outdated

[@N0pr0fit]

Fast as Fuck boi

[@davidgn40]

Shut

[@average_arachnid423]

Oh my god that’s actually a really good Nicholas cage impression

[@rano4651]

*that what my mom said to my dad after he didn't pull out*

[@pinkneko13]

spanish spanish spanish spanish?

[@MegaJK97]

These line jokes are awful. It's time do draw a line here.

[@dontpanic7153]

You're out of line making a joke like that buddy.

[@vitoconn5122]

Let's set things straight that joke was not funny.

[@exhylo5799]

You crossed the line buddy

[@mavendeo]

Way to tow the line.

[@SpinningTurtle66]

Don’t ya love... JOOOOOoOoooooOoOokes... From the 1730s

[@mussecat9576]

is nobody gonna talk about our favorite fast food place of all time *Nald's McDON'T* also why did we only just find out that roosters can speak foreign languages

[@toffeefeathers]

When you open your sorrowtv video and all you get is two pickles

[@breadloaf8220]

This video is just Sorrow tv and soothouse giggling in the background

[@emiliomarbanjr]

That's every video that features soothouse, and just add some forced ass jokes and that's a New video for ya.

[@luca_uy6529]

@@emiliomarbanjr The quality of these videos have drastically decreased *feelsbadman*

[@define2675]

I dont know how anyone laughs at these dry ass jokes

[@Miju001]

This one had better editing than the other SootHouse videos though. I enjoyed it. Plus, I mean, Sorrow clearly likes doing these.

[@JamEngulfer]

@@define2675 Maybe people have a different sense of humor to you.

[@rocklee7737]

9:19 It's Pukachi!

[@settime2032]

it’s clefairy!

[@iliasaurus9950]

Chukapi

[@spindash64]

nick the art kid It’s a combusken

[@djoshawott2850]

It’s Clairyef! CKUF!

[@kilroy7506]

spindash64 it’s a combustion engine!

[@Chris-se1kc]

*Bananas by the EACH*

[@meseattlequin]

That's actually very common in stores.

[@linusovery-smith4246]

We also now sell grapes by the each

[@meseattlequin]

That would be a single grape, yes.

[@zacharyvollick7296]

We talkin' muches or eaches?

[@josephbrandenburg4373]

@@zacharyvollick7296 naw if you want it by the much it's a different story!

[@rabidporcupine0]

You know what guys? I liked this video, and I don’t care who was in it. It was fun, and it felt like I could pretend I had friends rather than sitting alone in my room listening to another guy watching videos alone in his. Keep it up! Don’t feel bad for enjoying yourself because other people can’t help but be negative!

[@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945]

wow that was...really sad

[@luca_uy6529]

#deep

[@Mymayon]

I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND WTF

[@cheekymonkey5200]

rabidporcupine0 💚

[@parkchimmin7913]

TheShockinglyEloquentDog woof It is, but I relate lmao

[@sosansational]

"it's LEMON flavoured" "that's naaaaaaaahce" interactions i have with my friends

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Who’s that canned beverage?

[@passetmemorrii9315]

Seltzer?

[@sithgem301]

*It's lemon flavor ~*

[@ishotmyboss]

IT'S PIKACHU

[@spam1698]

Ligma?

[@dodgechallenger7401]

Iced Banana by the each

[@NanaBowana]

These collaborations are my favorite. They always make me laugh the most because y'all seem to have a lot of fun.

[@spiderpaws7750]

Agreed

[@crossbxne]

This comment section: 30% - Hey, I enjoyed this video, it was pretty good! 70% - "Stop doing vids with Soothouse." "I don't like Soothouse, tbh." "Oh, another collab, greaaat."

[@crossbxne]

@Michael Nilson Holy shit, you've blown my mind.

[@johnapple6646]

help me pls I can't find any of these complaining comments

[@pssteenagers]

@William Eskridge and now there's a category for people making a 4th category

[@crossbxne]

@Lola Baria ABSOLUTELY CRAZY! IT'S INSANE!

[@kilroy7506]

spoopy jim 4rd

[@alexandredaigle8479]

I genuinely don’t get the soothouse hate, they have seriously funny videos of their own, but when a video appears on the sorrow tv channel it makes sense for him to cut the video so it’s mostly his jokes with their jokes sprinkled in

[@odobenus159]

Let me explain it, then: It's not hard to edit out 3 minutes of laughing to get to the next joke, but they don't. The end.

[@quinnnosbod3673]

Sorrowtvs solo videos are pretty boring. He’s literally just reading the post, not adding anything.

[@derekgold7011]

@@quinnnosbod3673 Sorrow had great narrating voice, his voice theatrics are only almost too much and his laugh is built in to his words, not an addendum of boyish giggling.

[@thallan]

odobenus159 that and the fact that the channel is just a bad circlejerk

[@quinnnosbod3673]

@@derekgold7011 at least soothouse is funny and entertaining

[@fortepiano4491]

Get Slazo in there and you have the unHoly trinity of reddit.

[@sangrieminat93]

Plus GioFilms. The Unholy square of Reddit.

[@kyscornflowers969]

Sangrie Minat Lmao giofilms would be in the background like “psst psst guys subscribe to my discord” im not making fun of him hes like a friendlier sorrowtv

[@TheCosmicHiroshi]

Plus Carson for classic backup as the Unholy Pentagon.

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

More like unholy line, since Slazo quit Reddit a while ago.

[@kyscornflowers969]

Extremist Garchomp ...oh :c

[@xx_zrx_xx]

"I wonder what pitbull's doing right now." *_"Slowly dying"_*

[@stevie_ily]

SorrowTV reminds me of John Mulaney sometimes.

[@vitoconn5122]

r/conspiracytheories

[@Snapmare_]

r/nojob

[@Mii.2.0]

r/lol

[@ElrobertosuperioESA]

r/egg

[@SabnockAlive]

r/wtf

[@arya6085]

I ruin things

[@xeromercy2131]

@@arya6085 you... I can relate to you

[@rowancook4369]

the "bananas by the each" bit kills me bc its not even a typo lmao. it's literally called selling them "by the bunch" or "by the each" at the grocery chain i used to work at.

[@favoritemustard3542]

But... How do you sell _Bananas_ (plural) by the _Each_ (singular)?

[@rowancook4369]

@@favoritemustard3542 It basically just means selling them individually. Like someone buying be 3 bananas instead of buying them by weight or bunch. We all thought it was a stupid name though lmao

[@neo1711]

We should replace bunches with eatches

[@perfect_harmony4348]

eaches buddy eaches 🤦‍♂️

[@depstein3847]

eaches are sets of 1 banana multiple bananas are called muches.

[@Clammychow]

You mean muches

[@JADUSABLEISMISSING]

k i r a y o s h i k a g e

[@nicolaleuci4099]

HAYATO

[@satansfavoritekid9806]

I actually went to the target w/ the "banana's by the each" It was there for, what, a solid 4 months?

[@randomassortmentofthings]

Never buy produce at a place that sells it per, unless it's corn

[@pamelawestphal7037]

Who tf installed those doors and was like "yeah that looks great"

[@tseye2478]

Cause they don’t care about their business

[@NightSkye27]

11:46 Picture says 9 Inch Collapsible Frying Pan "8 Inch" YOU HAD ONE JOB

[@coffee3759]

Please do r/overwatchrule34 my mommy blocked it from our home computers and I still want too see it

[@janaaniesuthaaharan5158]

Sporks thats sad son

[@coffee3759]

@@janaaniesuthaaharan5158 dont tell mommy

[@coffee3759]

@@gansach may I have some tentacle hentai

[@nubblesthenub9643]

_Why did your pfp have to be Russell?_

[@coffee3759]

@@nubblesthenub9643 I'm a child

[@aidanhennessey5586]

10% of the comments: great video man! 90% of the comments: cmon guys soothouse is a good channel no need to hate I literally couldn’t find a single comment dissing soothouse down here

[@FrenkTheJoy]

0:43 that one really bugs me every time I see it, because I've been in stores as a customer and employee and I just KNOW if the employee knew that article of clothing was really old, they would've been like "Hey we don't accept returns past 45 days", then the customer would've been like "how DARE you, I demand to speak to a manager!" The manager would then come over and be like "omg I'm soooooooooo sorry this minimum wage employee wouldn't accept this return, I'll just run the return for you. Is cash okay?"

[@awildgayhasappeared4261]

*Its lemon flavor*

[@AxxLAfriku]

DON'T let this distract you from the fact that I smell like 100 dead orangutans. I am also the unprettiest KZbinr worldwide. Greetings dear rainbow child

[@passetmemorrii9315]

@@AxxLAfriku Hey last time I met you in a reply didn't you talk about your two sisters, who are called girlfriends?

[@pjotrstraver]

Hi, mister stupid here. What's wrong about this soda?

[@tsurugizaki]

2:01 Five years later and I still constantly refer to fruit in the store as 'by the each'.

[@Nuclear_Gandhi]

> Reebok manager: "Hey anon, can you put up these display cases?" > Anon: "I have been waiting for this moment my whole life..."

[@LiinaTarvis]

My main takeaway from this video is that Jack is treasure and I've missed him. Also, everything you guys do together is just concentrated happiness. thanks

[@simonscare2200]

I once BROKE THROUGH one of those “slide closed” things. I was about 9 and i slid down feet-first and slammed through it-

[@zerogreirat4664]

5:11 is Swedish... it says "The Avengers and their allying superheroes"...

[@candice_ecidnac]

Hawkeye and his allies Hawkeye, Hawkeye, and Hawkeye. And Clint Barton.

[@blinky5247]

I mean...he never said it was Arabic, just that he felt his pronunciations sounded Arabic.

[@Maqya]

greirat a nobody Swedish and Arabic, what’s the difference?

[@RasEli03]

@@Maqya alot

[@jesslemus1434]

I honestly love these collabs. It’s nice hearing everyone genuinely enjoy themselves. While I love Sorrows solo vids I enjoy these collabs as well. ☺️

[@sappho1887]

I like soothouse too. Genuinely don't know why people are so mad at it

[@callumbatten3491]

*BUS FACE*

[@cahenderson0812]

2:00 "Eaches" is actually a legitimate term we use in logistics. For example; a carton might contain 6 "master packs" which each contain 6 "eaches". So the total carton quantity is 36. It's a way to avoid shipping errors and confusion.

[@wp6192]

When is RTGames gonna make an appearance.

[@disassembledpen666]

*RTGame, and that'll happen when he wants to.

[@TheAnalXylophone]

And, oin a serious note, FlooKooTV?

[@neidhartmuller8804]

@@disassembledpen666 p

[@wolfspade1646]

@@disassembledpen666 because you took a joke seriously probably lmao

[@disassembledpen666]

@@wolfspade1646 What part of what he said was a joke?

[@KingGaming-vf3pz]

0:22 I don't think they were able to a4rd a better sign...

[@gramfero]

Delete yourself

[@CLK944]

Please leave

[@glllow]

That "line spiel" reminds a John Mulaney stand-up bit.

[@metamochibear]

One day, we will all ascend to 4rd grade. *YOU CANNOT ESCAPE*

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

2:34 That braille isn't raised because it's on a poster. Now I'm wondering why they bothered in the first place.

[@fabri1021]

Linemaker 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@Sharkdanko]

Reading Swedish and pronouncing it as Arabic was surely interesting?

[@klasmvm4966]

Olivia Brodin almost true

[@Sharkdanko]

@@klasmvm4966 what lol, how can my opinion be almost true?

[@vitoconn5122]

Spaghetti

[@klasmvm4966]

Olivia Brodin clearly you cant read betweeen lines, sweden is almost arabic so he wasnt that far off

[@uhmwhat3301]

something something immigration

[@ijustdontcareanymore1022]

Busface had me dying. Thank you.

[@DxC-95]

"Step one: cook a burger! Step two: gimme the burger! Ya missed a step here!" XD

[@lukebeds]

5:12 as a Swede this bit really confused me. The way he read it and the way I read it made my brain hurt somehow

[@zaido4281]

Luke Beds lmao same

[@MrBlitzpunk]

Pick your class: -Sorcerer- -Rogue- -Warrior- *Linemaker* Avatar the last linebender Bending line to his will

[@dragonhuntress8683]

“If he cant speak for the president what does he do?” Answer: your mom

[@dragonhuntress8683]

I haven’t watched this video in 6 months and I don’t know the context and it’s bothering me

[@dragonhuntress8683]

Also since when do I make ‘your mom’ jokes

[@dragonhuntress8683]

I literally have no memory of any of this wtf

[@Kirzerk]

@@dragonhuntress8683 your mom

[@marsthebitter211]

"These people park at sucking" Sorrow TV 2019.

[@jomloft1]

He had one job

[@GippyHappy]

Me: (at the store) hey can I get some bananas? Employee: yeah how many you want? Me: what's it cost for one? Employee: it's 1 for an each Me: an each?...how much for 2? Employee: it's 2 for a much Me: a much...I'll take a much then. Employee: how much much you want? Me: uhhh...can I...get 1 much? Employee: yeah but how MUCH much? Me: please I just want a banana.

[@128Gigabytes]

by the each is correct though.

[@luciousp226]

I have that remote featured at 8:28 and that's not even the worst part, the volume buttons are labelled channel and the channel buttons are labelled volume

[@aprilmustoe5657]

I love when will is trying to talk and all you can hear is sorrow just making pit bull references

[@quinnmerritt3858]

I love that this came out A DAY AFTER Pitbull’s birthday

[@bridgetphelan4742]

Having a rough night after hearing some shitty stuff but I need to be up early. These videos (these collabs generally) make it easy to get my mind to relax enough to enjoy and fall asleep happily. So thanks, I keep coming back to these year after year.

[@bigmanwilfred4955]

Thanks for uploading Sorrow, my dog is being put down on friday and you and the soothouse guys have really helped cheer me up thanks man

[@froginthemachine]

I'm sorry to hear that my man, losing a dog is super hard. I think one of the good things about youtube is that creators make content with the intent of entertaining everyone and keeping them cheery no matter what they may be going through. Life might get shitty sometimes but I hope you can come out of this on the other side a stronger person

[@mariaathena7910]

I'm so sorry for your loss 😥😥

[@bigmanwilfred4955]

Zepprellain thanks man, glad to see theres still people who will support eachother

[@kinsnuf]

Hey dude, just wanted to wish you good luck. It'll be difficult to let go, but you'll recover, and your dog will forever be a good boy/girl. Hugs from me!

[@Creampuf1977]

Will Tabor I'm so sorry to hear that. It's going to be very different when they leave for sure. Just remember that they lived a loving, long happy life with you.

[@jacoblamberson686]

Sorrow and Soothouse literally cure my depression lmao. 😂

[@OptimusPhillip]

4:03 Honestly I'm impressed that the whole assembly was a perfect enough square that you could fit it in sideways

[@SwollaG7]

i appreciate this video and i'm very glad sorrow refuses to stop collaborating with those he has fun with :)

[@yair4616]

Not me. Worst video yet . My first downvote

[@fish4225]

@@yair4616 Good for you, buddy.