r/facepalm Top Posts of All Time

[@FrancisR420]

"Medication is just a crutch" Some people can't walk without a crutch. just because drugs are optional to you does not mean they are for everyone.

[@notadev1590]

Ikr. When did the word 'crutch' become a bad thing? If I broke my leg, you can bet your ass I'm gonna want some crutches. Like this shit helps people...

[@crystalgemgirl731]

That one still irks me.😠

[@nope_118]

Well said

[@russianraccoon7401]

Those people are the first ones to deepthroat a box of pills as soon as they get cold smh

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

I messed up my knee a while ago so I had to use crutches for a few weeks And I still got some bitch ass knees

[@jarjarfetishist9674]

“You’re just forcing a guy to eat pickles”. Hey don’t kink shame

[@HalfmoonPrince]

@samantha quebedeaux nice

[@maigodayo]

@samantha quebedeaux AHHHHHH

[@Jdsteele96]

i am a disappointment to my family HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY so am I

[@ivansowatzka3824]

i am a disappointment to my family great name

[@keenangrant7780]

👌

[@andrewramlall3560]

"What's Sam smoking?" "A Capri-sun" lol

[@tr4c351]

Andrew Ramlall FBI OPEN UP

[@CalsGirl97]

Always my favorite

[@Bicholover5487]

FBI FBI OPEN UP

[@MK-hj9de]

smoke caprisun every day

[@xavierv2052]

Sam is that a weed? No it’s a Capris- I’m calling the police

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

"... you love me right" That comment made me happy. It brought back memories of some dumb conversations I used to have with a late ex-girlfriend who would sometimes do something facepalmworthy... and then on realising what went on she'd say something like that. "hunny... you know I love you, right?". Something like that. Good memories. happy times.

[@gavinzurmely7998]

Damn, sorry for your loss man

[@garrysucks4190]

Wow, even if your gf's an idiot you still call her cute. Hope she rests in heaven buddy. Sorry for your loss.

[@SudoSkorpion]

Very sorry to hear about your loss. I'm glad you got to meet someone who made you happy, even if she's passed on. I know I'm wayyy late, but I hope you have a wonderful day :)

[@casperd2100]

Ha, gay!

[@FunBoysGaming]

@@SudoSkorpion am I missing something here? why do y'all assume she dead

[@julien1055]

“What a strange assortment of plates for them to steal!”

[@justasmltwngir1732]

I love your pfp and name

[@sholem_bond]

SorrowTV turned into Jack Black briefly

[@pankopanda]

“...because 3 is less than 4 and... I don’t know where I am” me in math class

[@Nicolas-gc2px]

Lmao that got me dead

[@declanedmison5442]

Just imagining a 40 year old sitting in a class full of children and completely unaware where she is

[@salad-salad2892]

you are in math class

[@ryynerwicked2762]

Ever have a joke u want to tell sooooo bad BT u no it's just going to start some shit ..... Well allow me"clears throat" I mean ur beautiful we don't expect much past that "Bows exits stage left"

[@declanedmison5442]

Timothy Long *Audience applause*

[@dexty112]

“It’s mind over matter!” Except when your mind goes to shit and your matter starts shaking on the floor.

[@abra238]

Oh No its Dexter well done.

[@AmaryInkawult]

How did she not know what anti-seizure medication is or even not knowing epilepsy for that matter?

[@curiousKuro16]

This mom Sounds like the kind of person who would say depressed people need fresh air and jogging shoes

[@halowing101]

Ikr? She's seems like an anti-vax mom too. "I don't need any poisons in my kid's body!!!!!! They're perfectly fine without all those chemicals!!!!"

[@for3stspirit]

Marty Herrick “People with depression don’t need something that rattles in a bottle, they need jogging shoes and fresh air.” *thousands of people repeatedly punching their screens and banging their heads on the wall shrieking at her idiocy*

[@litete2512]

7:48 What's Sam smokin'? *_A C A P R I - S U N_*

[@teresamartinson7427]

*YES*

[@taloncarpenter597]

He be smoking the high quality drugs

[@hewhomainsness9189]

what's a cap ri-sun

[@jackiearnolds]

@@hewhomainsness9189 according to my google results, it's a german kid's juice brand.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Jackie Arnolds I cant tell if this is informational or sarcastic, considering I know countries (idk if Germany is one of them) outside the US don’t have them or at least don’t call them that. But it’s also a very amusing thought that some German child made it up and stuck that label on it so I won’t look it up.

[@PheonyxJay]

"You love me right?" "Holy shit..." Dear lord, that's both funny and adorable.

[@jdrangers4889]

there was 213 likes but 0 comments woooow

[@treygoul]

there was 390 likes but 2 comments woooow

[@baronsengir187]

there were 519 likes but 3 comments woooow

[@MrBraddles3128]

There were 543 likes but 4 comments woooow

[@enochfeng3233]

Wow

[@あなたはこれが何を意味するのかを]

You, a simpleton: Horsepower Me, an intellectual: *DONKEYSTRENGTH*

[@spargomcdicky9177]

nice username, dude

[@Bri-lk7re]

I’m more of a zebraforce gal m’self

[@あなたはこれが何を意味するのかを]

@@Bri-lk7re Yeah, that's understandable.

[@caadenator86]

llamathrust

[@lineworks7126]

*_Llamathrust_* bicc !

[@youthdombeats7428]

2:57 “...for my final thesis” *that’s probably not a very good idea*

[@Tomahawks360]

Makes me wonder how she even got at that point in college at first place.

[@royalblanket]

Supposedly shes newly a non vaxx, she used to have a brain

[@FaceBankReal]

The question is How did she get into college in the first place?

[@Jun-cz9cv]

"Used to have a brain" I am cracking up so hard

[@niamhha9014]

For the good of society, let them fail😂.

[@namesarefortheweak7161]

1:35 * slaps roof of car * This baby has the thrust of 30 llamas.

[@MCRaptok]

Names are for the Weak this made me actually laugh. Not just exhale through my nose. Like I used my vocal chords and everything! Crazy times we live in

[@MCRaptok]

@The Black Crayon I did! It’s crazy dude

[@dr.bright6272]

I'll take it

[@kormagogthedestroyer]

Or the force of 8 zebras

[@khanjue5511]

It's amazing that the verbal brail question was originally on r/NoStupidQuestion

[@alztrash7713]

maybeeeeeeeeee,no,yes yes it was

[@aheckinduck2946]

because that's what the subreddit is for >:(

[@dx1450]

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

That is a lie There are stupid questions, and that's one of them.

[@EarlyOwOwl]

I was a firm believer that stupid questions don't exist until I saw that

[@wynweeardo0593]

"what's Sam smokin'?" "a capri sun--" I havem't laughed so hard in ages thank you

[@moolee3588]

true love is *forcing my lover to eat food he does not like*

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

true love is making people do what you want

[@Ch4pp13]

Matthew Yikes yikes. That's a real lotion on the body vs getting the hose situation.

[@psychotropicstate]

punch3870 she rubs the lotion on, her skin

[@guadalupemontero902]

I feel like it was a How I Met Your Mother reference..

[@fbi6550]

Swatdoge no it’s not

[@Mecz2]

The voice he did for the Adidas guy fucking finished me off. A good ten minutes cry-laughing. Thank you for that absolutely glorious laughing session.

[@brittneystreeter493]

😂😂💀💀

[@sosansational]

him saying “dats fucked up” in that accent is what had me on the floor

[@JustinY.]

Zebraforce sounds like a failed Chinese knock off of the power rangers

[@greynothing5662]

Good night to you, magnificent no-life-ninja!

[@nathanm.m.rodrigues1187]

Third to reply in god's comment

[@PrintScreen.]

Nathan M.M. Rodrigues oh yea .this god of yours is losing his touch

[@oliviersavard8676]

It sounds like some stupid TV show for kids

[@clapreload8305]

go away

[@whoopsmymistake4225]

Sometimes I just wonder what this guy’s face looks like when he’s making these voices

[@thefluffyoctopus5543]

Probably gorgeous.

[@umok8433]

the fluffy Octopus I’d smash

[@shawn.spencer]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p6uwd2qanc-MjrM Here

[@Niagaranobs]

Definitely gorgeous.

[@renee7854]

As an epileptic, I can assure you that it’s more disturbing to see an epileptic shake on the floor than to see one take some medication

[@kykycupcake1]

Uuuuuuggghhh "Medication is just a crunch" The rage How can people be so ignorant?

[@wilfordgrimley4339]

Shes right you know. Fuck your blood pressure and that ulcer homie. Mind over matter

[@kykycupcake1]

@@wilfordgrimley4339 I mean obviously Cancer patients should also stop being such weaklings right? (This is EXTREMELY sarcastic for anyone who actually thinks this is serious)

[@ugandaknuckles5691]

Disgraceful Maiden why you so serious bro😡😡😡

[@timothyh5632]

Dude, you got Coronavirus? Just go outside and get some fresh air!

[@sarahkp729]

I'm type one diabetic. I fucking hate people who say medication is a crutch.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Zebra force is defiantly the name of a forgotten 80s action cartoon made to sell toy that ashens would then go over.

[@SyrusRiggs]

Pajamapants Jack definitely*

[@OverpoweredStudios]

Zebra Force is literally a live action movie! I'm dying! I just looked it up!

[@Sam-cv2fj]

I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE. EVEN ON OTHER CHANNELS

[@amain9638]

Didnt expect someone mentioning ashens here

[@chrissikes7885]

Sounds like a band.

[@moolee3588]

if murdering 12 people and dancing on their grave is illegal, then lock me up!😂😂😂

[@sydneyshingle8599]

Matthew Yikes yikes, Matthew.

[@garretthitsdingers2855]

If gangbanging 25 todlers is a crime then lock me up

[@Kevoman01]

Matthew Yikes Should we tell him?

[@thebrutusmars]

I guess this is a comment thread for talking about people making a big deal about stupid things, so I’ll chime in. I mean, I really hate it when everybody says “that’s so fucked up” whenever I tell them my hobby. I mean, seriously. If kidnapping and murdering people throughout the United States in different ways every time and in a different state every time, planning out every murder and fleeing the state, never leaving enough evidence for a conviction is a crime, then lock me up!

[@cassy2905]

Matthew Yikes i

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

I am now calling all horsepower, *Zebra Force* .

[@chibiredhead7082]

Amber Sweet but Llamathrust tho

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

You do have a compelling point...

[@OhNikk]

Amber Sweet donkeystrength is better than llama force

[@ac31048]

*LLAMA THRUST*

[@firstnamelastname8865]

Chibi Redhead yes

[@dr.bright6272]

As much as I like saying llamathrust I'm leaning more towards zebraforce

[@lilblondiebear]

I think I will start saying "llamathrust" in place of horsepower with a straight face and see if anyone is brave enough to correct me 😂

[@LateNightRewrites]

I'm so in for an adult swim series named Llamathrust or Zebraforce

[@beardedemperor]

Horsepower sounds like a militant equine rights group. But when they go too far, the government calls in the zebraforce.

[@ponyta903rapidash3]

Zebraforce sounds like the title of a saturday morning cartoon to be honest

[@dr.bright6272]

@@ponyta903rapidash3 the Power Rangers in Zootopia.

[@kot4311]

That whole epilepsy medication thing seriously pisses me off

[@tsknitemare6769]

Same here. I have it and it gets really inconvenient during sleepovers. I started on smaller doses, but due to that and lack of sleep my best friend has seen some s h i t

[@Tom-ns6dc]

d a m n, that sucks my guy

[@KuroYukia]

Am so glad mine isn't bad enough to require meds... unless I'm stupid and watch a 3d movie or go wher r there's flashing lighys

[@ball-point-Penni]

“What is Sam smoking” ... “A Capri sun”

[@HanSanwich]

Don’t do Capri suns kids

[@b1gbruh894]

A Fisher. A sam Fisher.

[@The_Red_Mist62]

Yo can i have another capri sun?

[@b1gbruh894]

@@The_Red_Mist62 sure

[@fioistired]

Me irl

[@coltonclarky3118]

Guy- Hey bro, nice car! Me- Yea it makes about 500 llamathrust at the crank.

[@Chesire0]

Don't you mean, "zebraforce?"

[@allistrata]

We pass the Adidas building almost every day and I have to say "stupid Adidis" every time.

[@fressh]

True love is when my boyfriend eats the ear wax out of my ears because I like it, even though he doesn't like eating ear wax either.

[@gabrielgalloza5755]

Fressh nasty but funny

[@tribeofephraim5801]

Do you mean you don't like it

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

*NO!* True love is when your boyfriend brings to you a blue eyes white dragon card

[@lukemmurphy795]

StopReadingThisUsername Yu-Gi-Oh? Lol.

[@nostop7794]

StopReadingThisUsername true love is when your thousand year old girlfriend BECOMES a blue eyes white dragon card for you.

[@destinydynamites]

i know everyone is talking about zebra force, but *DONKEYSTRENGTH*

[@cyancyborg1477]

*slaps roof of car* This bad boy has the force of 700 asses behind it.

[@carl_consumer.of.reality]

Nameless and Shameless what about AssThrust

[@saltedeggs8826]

but what about l l a m a t h r u s t

[@jasonmartin4775]

Pip-peroni the best kind of thrust

[@anotheraccountididntneedto7222]

Nameless and Shameless Are you Sploey’s grial?

[@6loodmoonrising]

THe bubble bass voice was fantastic

[@nxdiaz5916]

Ⓒⓐⓣⓔⓡⓕⓛⓨ Better than the original.

[@llcoolchay5930]

4:02 the sound a door makes when you slowly open it

[@m1cra848]

100th like

[@mr.walter6973]

I'm Walter

[@m1cra848]

disabled account your dad didnt give a shit thats why he left

[@mr.walter6973]

@disabled account People say no one can just refrect the emerald splash

[@callumzoe6030]

Lmfao I hear it 🤣

[@PeanutButterZombie00]

The "grandpa in a comma" one was too good. I mean, Saturday Night Live writers couldn't have come up with something more hilarious than that on their best day. I'd say it was a great fake, but it sounds stupid enough to be real. It's pretty much my favorite exchange on the internet.

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

PeanutButterZombie00 *coma, you fucking imbecile

[@PeanutButterZombie00]

Just when I thought that joke couldn't get any funnier, you come along, Pale Rider. Thanks for the giggles.

[@kidchaos2333]

Oh my god the overprotective mother at around the 3:30 mark finally broke me. “Why did you put it in a bag?!”

[@kidchaos2333]

Edit: 7:46. My finger slipped...

[@Stettafire]

Sure it did

[@zarahyunusa8434]

She was about to call the police

[@sailoritaly]

Zarah Yunusa *cue X Files theme*

[@DrRickDagless]

How does someone live that long without knowing about checking tire pressure?

[@ConnorTheUndying]

HE USED A LIFELINE ON HORSEPOWER AND ONLY 71% GOT IT RIGHT

[@yuki97kira]

Connor McClory probably trolling him

[@marthajones1681]

린97 se린dipity I really really hope they were....

[@sefsprite]

Connor McClory how the heck does a scenario like that even happen

[@jayzenitram9621]

"how the heck does a scenario like that even happen" Have you ever met the average American?

[@thefakepie1126]

actually there's a lot of people in audience that give a wrong answer so that it make it harder (I think) ...

[@reid3031]

The 1/4 Is More Than 1/3 phenomena is literally the reason why A&W discontinued their 1/3 pound burgers that were cheaper than McDonalds 1/4 pounders. I'm mad too

[@peachpunch9465]

People who think 1/4 is bigger than 1/3 and have gone through basic fractions should just not be allowed to vote lmao

[@madelinemcmillan4020]

@@peachpunch9465 now I'm embarrassed but don't worry I don't vote anyways 😅

[@neonshadowhand8634]

I still don’t know where the comma would go to make it not weird

[@TonyEjerJiang]

I have to watch my grandpa, fucking a(freakinA). Man, tonight is gonna suck(s).

[@despairia]

Many commas! "I'm at the hospital, and my grandpa is still sick, and I have to watch him. Fucking A, man. Tonight is gonna suck." ~*~Punctuation~*~

[@yourboy9236]

@@despairia I don't think you need the first comma in the first sentence but other than that, that is certainly an improvement

[@yourboy9236]

@@sitella6343 Insert Palpatine meme here.

[@charlesz25]

“At the hospital and i have to watch my grandpa, Fuckin A man, tonight’s gonna suck” Read it with an Australian accent, with the typical “Focken Aye mate” phrase

[@Maddin1313]

*Thy hips shalt not bear false witness.

[@OmegaChase1002]

that's Bible. not quran.

[@MILOEBA]

Maddin1313 my mom has a problem in her hips and they are stuck so i said "So your hips DO lie." We both laughed. It was funny. 10/10 would not do again cause it's unoriginal now.

[@xxwolfmeetstheskyxx3662]

It took 50 llamathrusts for me to find this video

[@faristurjman2134]

Nah B im all bout that Donekystrength

[@hypnobagels8634]

XxwolfmeetstheskyxX What’chu talking about? Zebra-Strength is clearly superior

[@nerptheepic]

@@hypnobagels8634 zebraforce*

[@hypnobagels8634]

adazedherring Whatever they both sound funny

[@DrakeMagnum]

Which is more likely to be the name of a band at this very moment, "Llamathrust" or "Zebraforce"?

[@pageposh2887]

8:20 I'm laughing so hard that I almost pee myself. "Oh yeah mind over matter?? Watch me convulse here violently on the floor! "

[@gafasd]

My Yamaha motorbike has 47 donkeystrength, or 69 llamathrust depending which side of the pond you reside.

[@Zulk_RS]

I prefer Zebra Force

[@Sunflower-io4dg]

Wille A My bike has 32 Camelmight

[@marzipanmango]

Angry Stickman My snowmobile has 0.5 moosemoxie, and my chainsaw has 65 beaverpep (guess where I'm from)

[@gafasd]

A. Neufeld I think you mixed those up. All canadians know 65 beaverpep> 0.5moosemoxie. And snowmobiles are faster than chainsaws (I think)

[@marzipanmango]

Wille A Oh dear, I did!

[@Baylike]

*9:55** shakira law got me dead hahahahah :D*

[@SkyrimMaster]

It's from a troll twitter account called 'Barry Stanton'. He is supposed to be the true UK Brexit patriot. Honestly, most of his accounts get deleted but they're a gold mine when you get to see them. There's a few KZbin videos highlighting his best posts.

[@joshaboi4704]

At 8:03 why would you have the word covered if your going to say it any way

[@pasta_and_butter499]

*_n e s c i e n t_*

[@haibara_jin]

The original image covered the name for privacy reasons, and he just says a random name so it flows well. At the timestamp you provided, the first letter of the actual name is visibly an 'L'. So Ryan is just a name made up on the spot.

[@Jay-kx5wf]

You literally have 666 likes

[@Vortex-cm3oe]

9:28 literally the funniest thing I've ever read

[@fionabrennan9148]

Vortex I fucking love that post 😂😭

[@systemoverload1228]

Where does the comma go?

[@diegovane5827]

Dr. Demon after “him”

[@ryankruse1634]

@@diegovane5827 it stil doesnt make sense

[@fionabrennan9148]

Ryan Kruse I don’t think he’s saying “fuckin a man tonite is gonna suck” but more like “fuckin-a man, tonite is gonna suck” (it’s an expression.... sort of like “damnit, tonite is gonna suck”)

[@tangerinetransporter]

I be smoking caprisuns on the daily.

[@athenoctua]

LLAMATHRUST, LEAVE THIS CITY FOR ONCE! YOU WILL NOT BOTHER THE INNOCENT ANYMORE! "And just WHO do you think you are?" "WE... ARE... *_ZEBRAFOOOOOOORCE_* "

[@duckduckinator3185]

DONKEYSTRENGTH ARMY! ATTACK!

[@JazzyAnne]

*adedes*

[@LurkingOnlineSomeWhere]

Jazzy Anne whatcha doing here anne

[@Ribbons0121R121]

FUCK YOU

[@fergferginson8623]

Ribbons0121 R121 f r o m a d e d e s

[@russianrouletteimvu3106]

JAZZY hEY

[@Becca_Lynn]

🙏 Thou hips shall not lie. 🙏

[@bloodjunkie1919]

*shalt not lieth

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

*Preach thine holy words*

[@ajoajoajoaj]

Thy hips*

[@kentlampad7266]

Thy other brethren shan't deny.

[@cocopus]

hips lieth not shall thy

[@2sighkick2furious39]

Mom, can we get DragonForce? No, we have DragonForce at home. DragonForce at home: Zebraforce

[@lumbajackthumbs7755]

My favorite song is “Through the Savanna and Plains”

[@isaacthered]

This video put me into a comma. I overdosed on Capris Sun too. help

[@isaacthered]

fatputtycat How far did you get in the video?

[@agostov.4508]

Isaac The Red shouldn't use Capri Sun man, you gotta learn mind over matter

[@megadumbdumb7183]

This is just a period my friend, soon you shall stop having a colon, a- semicolon, if you will, it’ll dash out of you soon trust me

[@adodoes8770]

@fatputtycat why the fuck are you here then?

[@litete2512]

Finally, someone who can relate to my Capri Sun addiction.

[@bumblemcgrumbles7720]

I'm frankly disappointed that you didn't include the post that reads, "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe" and the only reply is someone going "Say that again, but slowly" 😂

[@johnsmith-dn8kv]

The flat earth society has members on both the top and bottom side of the earth.

[@erick4908]

That would be r/wooosh

[@humphred4912]

the flat earth society has top secret spies watching you from every corner of the world.

[@Niagaranobs]

The flat earth society has members all across the flat.

[@darkmega97]

Shakira Law: All hips caught lying will be executed

[@Zealox]

What?

[@liboud22]

@@Zealox Allah commanded that hips dont lie. Any hip that lies must be stoned to death!

[@NathanIrizarry1]

A Moron wait are you serious

[@smash8669]

@@NathanIrizarry1 He's deathly serious.

[@aggroeel2454]

Smash Uuuummmmm yeaahhhh... Actuallyy it's *DEADLY* NOT "deathly" Oh man, I'm SOOO glad that I'm in honors English and doing a book report that already preemptively got an A+ from my English teacher, because he knew that I already master the English language coming into this grade! Also, I am a certified member of MENSA with my stunning 123 IQ. WOOWWWW! YOU'RE soooo dumb 😂

[@kittencorp.3295]

I wish Nike said ‘nah fam we don’t want ya’ to the “I’m going to Nike now” person

[@masonkemph7698]

*LLAMATHRUST*

[@rioreason]

Mason Kemph I feel like that whole question and answer set was a complete troll, and it looks like it didn’t go as planned.

[@VoibbleLunchbox]

Carl Weezer: 👀👀👀👀👀

[@pratikhazari3701]

I read that in the Quake 3 Arena guy's yelling voice.

[@rompevuevitos222]

Would that be "fucking power"?

[@dominic5374]

Z E B R A F O R C E

[@hassaanahmed5784]

Shakira law teaches us the concept of " waka waka aye aye its time for africa" which brings people together, its not a bad thing.

[@lightningmcqueengaming7547]

It teaches us the concept of blessing the rains down in Africa.

[@retardedengineer3453]

Aye brudah

[@bert98deer]

4:01 he sounds like a squeaky door opening

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

*scrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

[@elsden722]

Bob Ross 2.0 all their voices are stupid and make it completely not funny

[@kylano525]

John Donovan would you believe me if I told you it was one person's voice?

[@elsden722]

Mayonnaise Salad yeah, there's no way several people could be that unfunny on one channel

[@OLLG89]

I was in tears the entire time. It was way too fucking funny lmao

[@Klarpimier]

Alright animal based unit of power rangers sound off! HORSEPOWER! DONKEYSTRENGTH! *_L L A M A T H R U S T_* ZEBRAFORCE!

[@soconoha]

'Animal Based Unit of Power Ranger' deserves waaaay more likes. And I also thought LLAMATHRUST was the best. Llamathurst Llamathroat

[@piercegalvan8754]

“You see this Ryan?”ARE YOU HAPPY NOW RYAN!”💀💀

[@josequins9099]

Had to pause the vid until I stopped laughing at that one.

[@shadycactus6146]

“zebraforce” sounds like a mediocre fantasy book series for fourth graders

[@unclecreepy9202]

“Zebra Force” was one of those gritty vigilante takes a hard stance against crime 70’s movie.

[@Kassiienovaa]

Warrior Cats

[@MH_Poogie]

It's sound a sequel of powerangers

[@jacksontsukahara3798]

Sarah Mechem or a low-budget DragonForce

[@twemas3737]

PFFFFFF

[@deviantanomaly]

10:25 Please tell me that's a troll. There's no way somebody this ignorant can be alive.

[@thelexicon7294]

YOU'D BE SURPRISED. I work in gaming and whenever we give a tour of our studio to people, we get requests like those. "That's... uh... not really how pictures work, ma'am." "BUT I JUST SAW A GUY ROTATE A PICTURE ON HIS COMPUTER DOWNSTAIRS." "You mean... our 3D department?"

[@corvusfunghi]

Deviant anomaly what about the one about the epilepsy medication?

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

No joke. I work as a 3D modeler in a graphic design company and a client once gave me a sample picture of a booth structure; didn't give me any info on the size or provide alternate views of it from different angles, and he asked me if I can "scan" the image into my computer and generate a 3D model of it so he can view the structure from various sides.

[@justanotherhappyhumanist8832]

Glasses&Mouthplates Wow. That...that is depressing.

[@virtuitousvampire9371]

As a graphic designer I have indeed met these people. I cant believe they are alive either... I deleted their pictures and thought they had all died! 😉

[@juliacortez5516]

7:08 "1/4 is more than 1/3 because 3 is less than 4." Has this woman forgot or just never knew the basics of fractions.

[@SuperGamingDude]

0:32 “we serve food here sir”

[@CrazyHampster]

Justin Y? Is that you?

[@camaradallobroski8609]

SuperGaming Dude SIR WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SOME PROBLEMS

[@indiegenerate]

Why are you everywhere on KZbin lmao

[@thederp7690]

Are you the new Justin Y

[@adhamhatem5780]

Jesus, I find you in every single video I watch

[@user-or7nv3uq4f]

6:46 "WOT DE FOK ADEEDIS?!" im fucking dead lmaooo

[@Unsortedfaith]

Honestly the only thing I keep rewatching this video for.

[@user-or7nv3uq4f]

Ardentine Thank you for reminding me to re-watch that part hahaha

[@Unsortedfaith]

@@user-or7nv3uq4f Any time haha

[@diadochi3784]

Just smoking my Capri Sun

[@Kavallero]

420 smoke capri sun everyday

[@Killbayne]

can i get sum

[@ryangallagher9723]

"What country hasn't got the letter A in its name?" Egypt, Turkey, Lesotho, Seychelles, United Kingdom, Sweden, Philippines, Mexico, Belize, Czech Republic, Luxembourg, and many more besides. You thought you just did something here, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous countries could be christened without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

[@Diabelek666]

L O N D O N !!!

[@ItIsRan]

Kansis

[@Max-zo6rv]

Truky

[@bubbsterr4967]

Conodo

[@lyndislegion287]

Alabama

[@queenfrostine97]

7:06 i'm a little embarrassed that i didnt get what was wrong immediately

[@Mary-vj4bl]

1/3 cup is a bigger amount than 1/4 cup

[@h3llonwh33ls]

M.C 메리 they know. They said they were ashamed they didn't get it immediately, they didn't say they didn't get it at all.

[@jammo6645]

I think the wife who was cooking should be more embarrassed.

[@ksfishchannel]

Maths R hard for some 😂

[@uian3436]

queenfrostine97 lol same

[@raisinbran1421]

“I put 1/3 cups of sugar instead because 3 is less than 4”

[@joemcroberts9975]

Nose Goblin are you for real?

[@xlumsyx5771]

George Costanza WOOOOSH

[@bettabetta8873]

George Costanza r/woooosh

[@captainjack9341]

Fucking. Knob.

[@idrk3707]

George Costanza whooOOOoooOooOoOOoOsh

[@bmsvg7356]

The Irish accent made me lose my shit as I live next door to an Irishman and everyday he complains about something new

[@callum1651]

Who tha fook is that guy?

[@xOGxSE7ENx]

@@callum1651 I totally heard Conor McGregor's voice!! 😂😂😂

[@NfamousKayeGames]

These make me feel so much better about myself 🤣 and the voices/accents crack me up 😂 glad this channel showed up in related videos lol

[@MrSifkis]

that picture at the end with the kid facing the wrong way is AN EXTREMELY CURSED IMAGE

[@plainiack_arts4076]

Ugh deadpool was rated R Did the parents who took their kids to see that movie just think “ooooohh its probably fine haha just another quipy silly superhero movie for the kids haha”

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

" Um, ma'am? You're not allowed to bring your children to see an R ra- " *" EXCUSE ME? MY DOG JUST DIED, MY GRANDMA GOT ROBBED AND MY HUSBAND HAD TO BE SENT TO HOSPITAL BECAUSE HE HAS LUNG CANCER! IF YOU DONT LET ME BRING MY KIDS IN TO SEE THIS DEADPOOL MOVIE THEN YOURE A PRIVILLEGED ASS AND IM GOING TO SUE YOU!!!1!1!!!!1!!1 "* " D...Do you even know anything about Deadpool?... "

[@alexbecker2578]

Everyone fears the T-Rex

[@lilypop-jd1si]

Plainiack I feel bad for every 9 yr old with retarded parents who had to sit through Deadpool they will be scarred for all of eternity.

[@bluedragon8762]

lilypop12343 i had a guy behind me had his 5 year old at infinity war. She was the most well behaved child ever though. Never made a noise and i forgot she was there. Then again there wasnt anything deadpool level really in infinity war

[@Nermadethis]

Plainiack Dude I worked at a summer camp the year Deadpool came out and a legit 7 year old had a full conversation with me about it. I asked his parents of they knew he sae that movir and they were just like "Yeah we took him so it is cool"

[@TrizollinTehWorld]

You love me right? Hahahaha

[@kaiserrex5874]

TrizollinTehWorld holy shit...

[@proton716]

TrizollinTehWorld no

[@GothMermaidGamer]

That one was really cute tbh, lol

[@dailyderpin188]

8.27 LOL

[@nobodyinparticular6999]

6:47 i will never get sick of this voice. absolutely my favorite sorrowtv personality

[@frederikschmelzer5063]

Legends say Harold still hasnt found the sugar...

[@hairyw2644]

Frederik Schmelzer Oh I did

[@BatWing_the_Penguin]

Harold Wang r/beetlejuicing

[@outsider344]

8:44 I had to do some fucking research to decipher this one. If anyone else is confused: Volvic is just flavored water, and the "iron" is a clothing iron. She put sugary water in the steamer part of her clothing iron.

[@outsider344]

At first I assumed volvic was some kind of vagina product or something...

[@Stettafire]

The iron confused me for a few secs. Why is she putting iron in her volvic drink? Then I realised oh! Got it pretty quick though, eve if my 0-60 miles/h isn't great

[@emnugget9310]

Is that Jim Gaffigan

[@outsider344]

Eli Nugget it's actually Jim Gaffigan smoking a pipe with his own head in it, and the smaller head is itself smoking a pipe with his head in it.

[@haley7138]

outsider344 it was funny just to hear you describe your pfp.

[@TheNo85307]

I'm a *nice* and *damaged* guy. Please, take me home. *NO GAYS!*

[@Stettafire]

When someone is self-depreicating and calls themsleves 'damaged' that is a massive red flag. Like saying to someone - 'Hi, this is my work, is smells like shit. Wanna smell?'' No! You just told me it smells bad, why would I smell it? Same can be applied to people asking for dates.

[@TheNo85307]

NEEEXT!

[@NeoRidero]

What about lesbians?

[@hogarthgaint6949]

TheNo85307 I'm a country road. Can I take you home?

[@roelani]

@Hogart Gaint I smell Fallout 76 trailer PTSD here....

[@BeanieGoth]

“nope, this day is for LOVE 💋” ADIDAS OUT HERE BEING COOL-

[@eze_conte]

8:25 * shakes * "See this, Ryan?" * shakes more * "You happy now, Ryan?" I laughed more than i should've to the epilepsy joke.... Well, 'cause I'm at work basically.

[@ItIsRan]

You finish work yet?

[@KKNOWSYOU]

@@ItIsRan some say they’re still working to this day…

[@Theepilepsyguy]

WTF Did she say about epilepsy? Epilepsy is just proof I have a brain, what proof does she have?

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

It makes me sad when I see such ignorance in the world and that children with medical conditions might be suffering because their idiot parents think medicine to help them is a crutch.

[@tonyhakston536]

Zebraforce sounds like a Funk band that only does Dragonforce covers.

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

Tony Hakston Ayyyyee I love Dragonforce! I would totally see Zebraforce

[@ploetkopf]

Thats pretty damn accurate

[@NimhLabs]

... I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!

[@tonyhakston536]

Katrina Payne we all do.

[@PotatoBullets115]

"You're just forcing a man to eat pickles!"

[@Hege321]

Fact of the day: Only three countries don't have the letter A in them: Kansas Truky London

[@Giblet12]

Henri Leppihalme What about Albania

[@WingItMan217]

Henri Leppihalme or Alabama

[@kbvibin7870]

TRUKY

[@SacredDaturaa]

um it's actualy spelled Kansis read a book

[@1assassyn]

*Turkey

[@NightEyeStudio1995]

The anti vaxxer one made me laugh so much. Oh gee, I wonder why these professional text books filled with years of documented medical research are pro vaccine and none of them are anti vaccine.... maybe it's because they're factual science books and science is about.... you know... the facts?

[@tiki-nagasvoice7919]

7:49 I saw a tumblr post parodying this, but it was Kingdom Hearts and Sam was Riku. It was great. I loved the artist's rendition too.

[@DemirAros]

Who the heck takes a 9yo to see Deadpool and then get mad even though the FIRST FOUR LETTERS of the movie's title should be a pretty damn big hint as to what you should expect???

[@Stettafire]

In my country it isn't even legal to take a child to see the film. Film is rating 15, so persons under the age of 15 are not allowed to watch in cinemas and are not allowed to purchase it. Can't go to prison for it, but the cinema can get shut down if it happens to many times and you can get fined.

[@sale7o33]

Stettafire persons----->people Also it should be too not to many times.

[@corwynn_]

Saleh Al Omary They are not wrong by using persons, people and persons can be used interchangeably

[@Moocow2003]

I swear irons do have a warning saying that you can only add normal water tho 🤔

[@oletramekaf5603]

1:57 "Like all your friends are behind you in this pictuuuuure" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@eagletgriff]

8:25 "I dont appreciate you being well and healthy"

[@honeybri8578]

*OR YOU COULD BOTH JUST NOT EAT THE PICKLES*

[@honeybri8578]

I had to edit it because I said people instead of pickles

[@cyancyborg1477]

It's made of Soylent Green, wake up, sheeple!

[@NoWhereToRun22]

8:20 actually reminded me to take my meds, so thanks for including that post

[@zachm6832]

Twelve20two same!

[@unclecreepy9202]

Bunch of mindless drones to the Illuminati’s pharmaceutical industrial complex. Big Pharm is laughing at you. Just get over your disease on you own like my grandpa. His doctor told him he had lung cancer and needed chemo. But he didn’t do it and he beat cancer on his own in just 2 months!! I even talk about his amazing triumph over cancer at his funeral 2 months after he was diagnosed with lung cancer.

[@shannons.7466]

This comment is what reminded me to take my meds, so thanks for that!

[@lostnotfound7505]

I loved the one at 5:30 when she says "you love me right", i cracked up!

[@Eskreemy]

0:18 “We serve food here sir.” -Squidward Tentacles

[@Mooseankle]

yOuRe jUsT foRcInG a GuY tO eAt *_PICKLES_*

[@yeegz7479]

6:48 voice never gets old

[@SoulcatcherLucario]

I love that intro. Thanks for the SpongeBob nostalgia!

[@Ethan-ib5hk]

I thought it was that fat guy from the Simpsons

[@adarshmusa]

5:17 *r/choosingbeggars*

[@mr.walter6973]

r/ilikegarfield

[@aguy01]

Hahahaha Horsepower CLASSIC! It’s obviously llama thrust...duh

[@alexbluecyndaquil]

It’s free real estate The freak you talking about?The correct answer wasn’t even there! No, the real answer is mudsdale stamina

[@halosyndicate9794]

Wow your such an idiot. I with a *ABOVE AVERAGE IQ* cannot stand this definition of stupidity. I cannot faddom this dumbness. It's horsepower, idiots like you all because of technology. *Shivers my hands rubbing my furry paw*.

[@beepboopboisgaming671]

@@halosyndicate9794 wot de fak u talkin bout it's obviously llama thrust

[@BreadLoeuf]

Halosyndicate | Wtf man it’s llamathrust. They didn’t even spell Hurse right. Lame.

[@adamwest8711]

LLAMATHRUST! Is what I scream when I bust a nut...

[@sheridanjoy5865]

oh my gosh i actually facepalmed at 10:25

[@thebagel4216]

You said it!

[@mwperk02]

Use Oven Mitts to protect your face.

[@shawnyboi3756]

0:31 “We serve food here sir.”

[@potatochingachinga6329]

10:20, this boi literally made up a historical event in a minute lol

[@mehmemes7261]

8:28 yOu hApPy nOw rYaN

[@amazinganimal9740]

meh memes a

[@anistrashcan8536]

When I first saw your profile picture I thought it was Farquad doing a really weird and stretched smile

[@Ellie-km3pm]

That part totally reminds me of r/entitledparents