r/iamverysmart Top Posts of All Time [4]

[@ellaczeiner3974]

I was at Chili's and a waitress was able to take our entire table's orders without writing anything down and got everything perfectly right. We mentioned it since it was pretty impressive and she said she had an eidetic memory. My brother asked why she was working at Chili's and she had my favorite response. She said "I can remember things, not understand them." People who really have natural abilities don't need to constantly brag about being better than everyone.

[@radiofloyd2359]

She could have been a doctor tbh. To my understanding, the career is like 70-80% memorizing and the rest is learning.

[@Ludifant]

@@radiofloyd2359 I am guessing you are not a doctor? Also, no such thing as an eidetic memory. It´s a theoretical term, not something that actually exists.

[@radiofloyd2359]

@@Ludifant I'm obviously not a doctor, however my mother studied a bit of medicine on the side to her psychology and told me it's all mostly memorizing, for all it's worth. Doesn't really matter if the memory doesn't actually exist, since the point is merely that this person has ease memorizing, call it what you will.

[@ezakustam]

@@radiofloyd2359 A doctor, yes, but a terrible one.

[@radiofloyd2359]

@@ezakustam Never said they'd be good at it, but at least here in Canada, every doctor is paid the highest salaries in the country... That was the point, she would be able to make a shitton of money out of that talent.

[@gnashattack1]

1:54 “One mathematical slip up does not a bad mathematician make.” *gets 7 - 3 wrong*

[@guidedmisslesyt8424]

Don’t forget the part where he ridicules a guy for a small insignificant grammar mistake, only to say it’s bad to do that in the very next sentence.

[@rhorynotmylastname7781]

"Mathematician make"

[@guy6327]

"I was deprived of coffee so i couldn't make basic math"

[@davidzeibert7981]

7:40 brags about thinking about black holes and light, - doesn't know light isn't affected by gravity

[@booxwee3804]

@@davidzeibert7981 Sorry, a thousand sorrys, but light is kind of affected by gravity. Since graviy bends space-time, which can curve light and is why light can orbit a black hole. Im not very smart dont be angry with me

[@OlaftheGreat]

I took an IQ test today. It didn't even ask me any questions, it just said 404. I guess I'm a genius.

[@carrotbluecheese5607]

Brain not found

[@filmandfirearms]

I'm genuinely surprised no one has been wooshed by this yet

[@wildfoxchild6431]

Woo Ooo sh r/whoosh

[@woooosh3407]

Moon Wolfie You just fell for one of the most classic blunders

[@woooosh3407]

Moon Wolfie Double woosh

[@Kaizaed]

"One mathematical error does not a bad mathematician make," he said, after calling someone bad at math for one error.

[@MickShoemaker17]

"he has shitty grammar and bad math" "not a bad mathematician make"

[@got_rats]

@@MickShoemaker17 yeah I'm pretty sure that is *somewhat* correct, though. Just very unusual and antiquated. Also he might be misquoting someone from his history books or whatever

[@princezuko9430]

Hey dont talk smack about master yoda

[@oofieloofie29]

Don't forget the fact he was talking about grammar and not an actual "mathetical error"

[@UncleOpey801]

Je called someone bad at math for NO errors actually.

[@jacewilliamson4698]

"this is a porn site, Socrates" might be my favourite quote of the year already

[@MemeMarine]

"Corrupting the youth" indeed

[@memecream752]

Socrates sounds like a fucking bitch

[@glados9298]

@@memecream752 Socrates needs some Mia Khalifa to calm down.

[@OnlyHereForCake]

"But Socrates was Greek and I quoted a Latin phrase" ~ That guy, probably

[@drasiella]

I was actually looking for how to say that phrase in English. "Of taste there can be no dispute."

[@Azimii]

When none of your skill points are in Charisma

[@zee6753]

Legit my brother when we play

[@GolfestBlacker]

Strength 3 Perception 6 Endurance 4 Charisma 0 Intelligence 10 Luck 4

[@thevibestationuwu4081]

Max Strength, Agility, Who needs charisma when you can just punch them

[@heitorsilva6897]

Speech: -7

[@NimhLabs]

Really intelligent people know that maxing out Charisma, Luck and Dexterity is what you need to do. Intelligence becomes pointless and needless at this point. Which--anybody with any actual intellect would be able to come to this conclusion.

[@leolunchbox4543]

These people took those five-minute-crafts "if you solve the question in 5 seconds you have a high iq"

[@quietkilljoy]

Leo Lunchbox I always take those and I go in with the mindset that I’ll kick ass at them and I always fail miserably, I never learn. It’s always the tests fault, I tell myself as I click on the 4th one in a row that I’ll inevitably fail at.

[@lumbajackthumbs7755]

If you find the 1 in under 5 seconds you have at least 200 IQ lll1llll

[@unoriginalyoutubename8761]

@@lumbajackthumbs7755 I saw it immediately. Does that mean my IQ is 2000?

[@rosepiercedx]

HARPER DODD I saw it in 666 seconds, what does that mean?

[@rodolfoinnocentirisaliti390]

@@rosepiercedx uhhhh, it means "u dumb"

[@LolitaCraft]

Funny thing is I go to a science school so I'm surrounded by really smart people and nobody talks or acts like this. Instead you have people who put rubber bands on a watermelon until it explodes, drop lightbulbs from the sixth floor, or break three of the anatomy lab's scalpels trying to carve a pumpkin.

[@waharadome]

At MIT people drop pianos off a building

[@duck966]

@@waharadome They WHAT

[@waharadome]

@@duck966 search for 'Baker house piano drop'

[@olympianrenegade5433]

I am a college student that works in the STEM Center as a tutor. Me and a coworker get excited over the 3D printer. Also, we talked how when making spaghetti sometimes people add salt the water to help lower the boiling point. The science is that whenever you add impurities to a solvent (in this case water) boiling point gets lower. Their revelation is that we don't necessarily have to use salt. We can use sugar to boil pasta. It became blursed after that

[@LolitaCraft]

​@@olympianrenegade5433 Boiling pasta in sugar? You've mamma'd your last mia. Universities are such blursed places it blows my mind. A few years ago we had a really bad flood and some dude was just kayaking down the sidewalks like nobody's business, and yesterday I heard our marching band's drumline arguing whose turn it was on the braincell.

[@sed1589]

3:21 i wish someone would've replied "calm down Virginius"

[@dreamofyouandi]

HAHAH

[@multiname4195]

That would be funny lmao

[@BaneOfZane]

More like "Virgenius"

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

@@BaneOfZane Yeah, this is big brain time

[@HTPCYMC]

These people must’ve watched a lot of Richard and Mortimer.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear rchartd and the mortimer

[@secondhandsand9833]

Deported

[@epicwocky]

*Rickolas

[@FirstnameLastname77777]

You and axxl are everywhere

[@lewisholt2899]

How to properly clean your metal computer IM HALF VINEGAR HALF WATER AND SALT MARINATED RICHARD!

[@eatsomeyellowpaint]

“My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly high” “I’ve never actually taken an IQ test”

[@raulphilipgoco403]

*”Wait that’s illegal”*

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@coleglassner449 oml you're such a clown

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@coleglassner449 youre* so far you arent holding up to your claims...

[@coleglassner449]

booty_ hunter420, Also I Really Don’t Care For Grammar Police. I Don’t Care About My Grammar When Talking To Random Ass Strangers. It’s Not Like I’m Interviewing For A Job. Bruh. Your Really Failing To Make Me Mad. You Won’t Ruin My Mood, I Don’t Care About Your Opinion... People Should Stop Caring About Things You Should Not Care About. Again I Don’t Care. Just So You Don’t Jump To Any Conclusions, I’m Replying For Fun. This Reply Does Not Mean I Care At All.

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@coleglassner449 oh my god it's like a free comedy show keep going

[@elliot6166]

Onision hates reading comments from underdeveloped brains but he loves rating the bodies they’re in

[@andreasobama9487]

oof

[@sholem_bond]

somebody ohhhh Onision needs some milk

[@SimpleFlips]

This Roxanne cover jives with me

[@baileyjohnson1905]

Same lol

[@Brio24]

SimpleFlips ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNE

[@cartoli5616]

Shootoots to sooploofloops

[@reeceulf]

I would tell you to expand your horizons but honestly, with the shit that gets song requested, you've probably heard everything by now... I can see why you stick with Roxanne.

[@fatguyatmcdonalds2067]

Simpleouts for shoutflips

[@happyolucky5354]

Some plebian told me that my iq was the same as my shoe size, but jokes on him because i have big feet

[@Ludifant]

European shoe sizes are like 6 times bigger than US shoe sizes. This is why Americans think Europeans are smart.

[@ArkadianDream]

Yeah but like......our maxxxx sizes are like 48 to idk like 53 or smth and that's still......Well yeah might be better than the average American I guess

[@ArkadianDream]

Yeah, sort of like how my comment was also a joke, chill the fuck out people

[@germangamingvideos6069]

@PENIS MUNCHER Shoe size?

[@joethemallard5514]

"You think your life is hard? I wear size 13 Nike's. Men's size 13 Nike's. Beat that." - tall girl

[@BugBeebles]

Onision doesn't like "underdeveloped brains" and yet he sure loves "underdeveloped" women Hmmmmmmmmm

[@baronprocrastination1722]

Maybe he likes 100 yr old lolis

[@doccywoccy7118]

Ooooooo

[@czmc]

Rip

[@exm4062]

LMMMMMMMMMM A A A A AOOO O. OO. O

[@doccywoccy7118]

@@exm4062 is that a Tim Sutton profile picture?

[@pistolpackinmama8295]

The person talking about Black Holes wasn't even correct. He has shown that he has no actual knowledge in the subject. 10/10 r/iamverysmart material

[@jarahfluxman20]

Guy needs to take special relativity 101 lol

[@benedekszatmary7063]

Yeah the question was like a story of a z category scifi movie

[@geminiadastra8662]

Lmao my high school astronomy class covered this for like two days with the first day being a crash course video and i still understand more about special relativity than this dingus

[@ClikcerProductions]

@@jarahfluxman20 And give him a general relativity class while he's at it, his entire conception of how gravity works with light seems to be wrong

[@kiwibuddy5341]

Please for the love of god help me because I'm confused too and I hate that I don't know the answer, also explain like I'm in middle school because that's when I tapped out of listening to science class and started learning to draw dragons

[@CanadianDan854]

*_I’m am an intellekchual._*

[@mac1815]

Yo

[@michaelallen4331]

Daniel Sambar hello AGAIN

[@Nadia-rh4kq]

ummmm akchually it’s spelled “intellectual”. get ur grammar right sweaty 🤗🤗

[@snurf]

@@Nadia-rh4kq *uh sweaty, ats speled actually, my iq is 40 gazolion*

[@typaair]

Nadia actually it’s spelled Iитеггестцаг

[@dylanchouinard6141]

“When I was young I admired intelligent people. Now that I am old I admire kind people.” -Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel Being a smart ass stops being cute around puberty, being a good person never goes out of style.

[@eyelessjack8260]

I mean.. In my experience, genuinely smart people were also kind. Maybe it has to do with what you perceive as an intelligent person? but for me, being book-smart or holding good knowledge in something (e.g. maths) isn't what's judged as a bright individual. Much more for a smart-ass. A smart-ass isn't an intellectual in the ways I see it. Knowing how to solve a hard math issue isn't equal to having high-functioning reasoning skills. I know quite a bunch of people who were geniuses with numbers, but not with the world, neither themselves. Kind of like these people we are mocking in r/Iamverysmart.

[@dylanchouinard6141]

Eyeless Jack I agree with a lot of what you said. Though I think that a lot of intellectuals are also smart asses

[@eyelessjack8260]

@shi. Nope. I know what wisdom is. I simply don't think people quite know what being smart is..

[@Bri-lk7re]

Eyeless Jack Nah being wise and being smart are very similar, but I believe you definitely meant wise. Very smart people can, more likely than not, be assholes

[@eyelessjack8260]

@@Bri-lk7re I can understand why anyone would be confused for my definitions of smart and wise, but I really can't say I can change my mind on that. Could be just my encounters and my way of making reason out of it. If I had to explain it.. I don't think anyone who can solve tricky math problems, or is very knowledgeable in general, is also smart, because everyone could be as good as them with a drive and some will. Our brains are good like that, we can learn anything if we study it. And if we are dedicated to it, we can definitely be masters. What I truly see as intelligence is when someone has a good understanding of the world around him (/her). A.k.a. awareness. Knowing a bit of yourself; such as, why you say the things that you say, why you do the things that you do, is all a part of being aware of yourself. These people in r/Iamverysmart aren't being mocked because they are great at something, right? They're being mocked for their huge lack of self-awareness. Maybe they were fed the usual "you are a very smart kid" a lot, because their grades were impressively high, so their egos grew big and their thinking faultered. To me, being smart is something that isn't coming off from books. It's your brain's ability to understand everything for what it is, and not to just study and excell. I hope it's a little bit easier to see what I mean.

[@peach6648]

‘Lemme guess, you watch Rick and Morty?’ ‘Oh so much’ was the funniest part of this whole video

[@peach6648]

anyway it honestly amazes me that people like this actually exist

[@munchycrunchybread]

the thing that kills me is that he didnt even think anything of the question

[@royalblanket]

As someone who enjoys watching Rick and Morty, how can someone be so NOT self aware?

[@Lexilove2016]

*excited gasp* is this the marmarius one?!

[@computergenerated3833]

4:45 remember when Chandler and Monica want a letter of recommendation from Joey for an adoption agency but then Ross shows him what a thesaurus is and Joey uses it on every word and turns “they are warm, nice people with big hearts” to “they are humid pre-possessing Homo sapiens with full sized aortic pumps” lmao

[@ChrysanthemumLelie]

Onision is basically r/iamverysmart but a person

[@raptorcell6633]

He encompasses many sub reddits, not just iamverysmart but it is one of the top ones. Actually if there was a website that combined the worst of Reddit, 4chan, Tumblr and political youtube and turned it into a person, it would be Onision

[@ashc3504]

mhm

[@seaside9791]

r/Imatotalpieceofshit is probably also a big part of his personality tbh

[@zoisite_moon2828]

Onision: r/iamverysmart MovieBob: Hold my beer.

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

Dude says he wants all non adults to unsubscribe from him......but like 90% of his fans are pre teens lmao. Tbh, in that case I wouldn't mind if all of his fans who are minors unsubscribe, and then watch him just bitch so hard online, lol.

[@machine146]

I am so smart. I completed a puzzle that is labels 2-3 years in 1 year.

[@lucimbert2098]

@Thicc Skipper THIS PEASANT DOESN4T HAVE AN 154 IQ FUR SURE

[@ziggy3237]

Luc Imbert r/Gatekeepeing

[@thecavemanwithwifi8800]

Otaku Bryson woosh?

[@kellveyteruhhinokumau159]

Please woosh me Thats not how it works man

[@lucimbert2098]

Otaku Bryson git gud mate

[@giuliana3857]

"this is a porn site, Socrates" LMAOOOOOO

[@jasmynmyers5176]

Hahahaha I enjoy people like you.

[@thirstysquidward3554]

What happened to her nipples

[@KG-vh1lo]

If it works, it works.

[@SanityVideo]

Actually if you knew anything about Socrates you would know he didn't just quote sayings like that. Anyone who finds that Socrates comment funny clearly needs to read more so they can become capable of participating in an intellectually stimulating conversation.

[@filmandfirearms]

@@SanityVideo I'm trying to tell if this is satire or not

[@Adroyo]

I'm the second smartest person in my entire house and I'm sure others are extremely jealous. My home is just my wife and I.

[@KM-hv1jg]

Me too! (It’s just me and my cat.)

[@streylok439]

Kristin Moody how smart is your cat dude?

[@waharadome]

@@streylok439 so... do you remember that stock image of the cat professor xD

[@streylok439]

Jaime Gallego yea I think so

[@Joghurt2499]

I want to get a dog as soon as I start working and have figured out my time schedule. But not a bloody collie because I bet that dog will become better at math than I within months

[@elden1320]

*Acts like a narcissist, berates and belittles those they deem stupid* "Why does everyone hate me? Shaking my corpus callosum, cranium and hippocampus"

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Don't do that in public, there are children present.

[@TheCimbrianBull]

ROFL! 🤣 😂 😅

[@ChromeTecNina]

That's the common sense that the vast majority of those douchebags lack

[@beigefig]

1:15 omg what a fricking legend he literally waited 4 years and texted her the *same day* (4 years later)

[@phantomwolf2141]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@phantomwolf2141]

@ then you would remember he is an old Indian guy

[@nathanielwhite298]

@ it's worth something, for sure

[@sand_sundae]

Four years and five minutes

[@badsoup8857]

He has probably set a calendar reminder

[@naomi-iz3zn]

My senior year of high school this freshman tried convincing me he was smart by "debunking the big bang' His argument? Explosions cant happen in space. What

[@419fish]

some people say there are no "explosions" in space. The explosions shown in space movies would be silent since space is a vacuum. So by "explosion" they just mean the sound. I think he took this literally to mean physical items can't explode in space ....which is dumb

[@naomi-iz3zn]

@@419fish that's what I told him, actually. I asked him to explain how supernovas are created with that theory, and he pretty much just said I was stupid and ended the conversation. But obviously the people around us that were listening just looked at me and laughed at his ridiculousness

[@spaceghosttoast]

Naomi Williams That kinda sounds like how i was freshman year with religious debates.Holy moly if I could go back and slap freshman year me for being so woefully stupid and ignorant. Nothing has changed in these past 3 years, only difference is have recognized how truly stupid I really am

[@quietkilljoy]

Space Ghost that seems to be the major difference between being 14 and being grown, finally being able to acknowledge and laugh at the fact that you don’t know everything. It’s a nice threshold to cross, life is more entertaining when you let yourself actually learn things.

[@BLaRgXrvbX]

In my Junior year Programming class, I sat next to a kid who tried very hard to be smart. He was the epitome of the physicals stereotype, which may explain why he tried so hard. He was pale, wore glasses, talked with that high-pitch and slight lisp, spoke very clearly, and presented himself well. The thing is, he constantly made a big deal about "educating" people in our free periods. One day, he tried to explain that, "pure water is actually toxic to humans," and, "The only reason we can drink it is because of the impurities." I didn't know where to begin, so I just cringed and turned to my computer. Some other time, he pulled up a video of a 3-D cube rendering that constantly folded over itself and tried to explain to a small crowd that it was "an example of a 4-dimensional object." When asked what he thought the "4th dimension" was, he stuttered and tried to say that "it's more complicated than that." He also struggled in the class, grade-wise, because he refused people's help, being so much smarter than everyone else.

[@coldsalad6686]

Life advice : If you have a friend like this, Don't.

[@bruh......2005]

@A Cat God. Same

[@claws811]

@@bruh......2005 same

[@bakedgoldfish45]

Just toss them in the trash, simple.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Alright I won't make friends with teenagers. 😹

[@E_blanknamehere]

They all Act like how a 9 year old Thinks a smart person would act "i do math in my free time" yeah okay i bet that's what a smart person would do

[@madsante]

@David Clinging What they probably don't do is brag about doing math in their spare time.

[@tavoknaza7086]

And how many mathematical Geniuses do any of you know to have Authority on this?

[@vBurnedWins]

madsante my friend isn’t genius level but he’s really smart. He likes using math for hypothetical situations. Like what would happen if all the dogs and all the cats in the world, were put together and flung into space. The absurdity of the idea and the challenge of doing the math, entertains him

[@Ludifant]

@David Clinging It´s called recreational mathematics for a reason!

[@ianmoseley9910]

Since I retired I have been following those sort of videos just to try to keep my brain active

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

These people need to learn about the Dunning-Kruger effect. People greatly overestimate their own cognitive abilities, the more you brag about your own high intellect, you're more than likely flaunting the exact opposite.

[@ethanwatson6131]

top ten normal distributions easily

[@zemorph42]

Even those who are actually intelligent can be Dunning-Kruger case studies; example - Kent Hovind. He's not unintelligent; he's inflexible.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Well, that and the fact that they want imaginary ass-pats. Otherwise, they would actually challenge their "intelligence" and not brag about it on fucking Facebook. Challenging their intellectual abilities would actually destroy their self-image, and judging by the shit they write, they are not the type of person to survive that psychological shock...

[@zyaicob]

The Dunning-Kruger effect, or being too dumb to even know how dumb you are.

[@dorudanieldumitrescu3004]

@@zyaicob is your username an actual website? I can't find it.

[@GumshoeGamer]

Did an IQ test, said I was a hufflepuff

[@sacrecharlemagne2262]

You have my condolences.

[@plumella]

I am very sorry

[@user-ur7lp6sb8i]

Gumshoe Gamer Congrats! Welcome to the team!

[@urischic1668]

Gumshoe Gamer I did a Hogwarts house quiz and I’m a Slytherin.

[@President_Starscream]

I did an IQ test and it said I was Starscream. stupid test doesn't even know that I'm Supreme Commander Lord Starscream. too smart even for an IQ test

[@cali7056]

“i took an iq test a few weeks ago” “i got a perfect score” Always the anime pfp

[@cortex8239]

Fucking anime profiles

[@Sockren]

🎶 *anime profile pictures. they are pretty funny. but they are always assholes* 🎶

[@yourmum69_420]

how much do you wanna bet it was an online test which just says perfect every time?

[@KaraokeNig]

That one was joke i am almost sure.

[@neksnek2032]

@@KaraokeNig yeah that had to have been a joke. You can't get a perfect score on an IQ test lol

[@anolexolliver]

I love using big words, it makes me feel very photosynthesis.

[@monodragon]

I love using big words too, it makes me feel so dectillion that I just crap myself

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Indubitably, my unequivocally magnanimous companion.

[@sholem_bond]

mathematics surrounds me

[@neksnek2032]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Look I can be smart too!

[@pomian5062]

I love using French words as well, it gives me the feeling of faux intelligence that I love.

[@zombie_funeral]

I'd love to see two of these "iamverysmart" guys get into an argument. They'd be at each other's necks for weeks lol

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Like a feminist vs. Ben Shapiro.

[@sky-vv7zl]

like a lot of youtube arguments? go on any political video :)

[@Dual_80]

this would either create a cure between every issue in the war Or cause utter chaos Mostly utter chaos

[@mehwhatever1402]

Callum Carter yeah not surprised lmao

[@somerandomguy3275]

At each others neckbeards 😂

[@Memerguyy]

My IQ is so high that i know that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@owensurlet]

Memerguy Gnarly

[@roryconnor9525]

maze bean

[@davegamesgames42]

*mitochondria ARE the powerhouse of the cell. It’s plural. Mitochondrion is the singular version

[@jakesethner5647]

Bean maze

[@dannydalito9328]

Can you translate that into English I’m not bilingual

[@munchycrunchybread]

1:55 love how this guy is implying that when he doesnt consume bean juice, he loses the ability to count

[@the_goddess_1859]

So addicted to caffeine that you can't function without it? Some low IQ shit

[@Graysett]

Holy shit, that guy actually waited almost exactly 4 years to the exact minute. Honestly, I've gotta respect the dedication, lmfao.

[@filmandfirearms]

Creeps usually are

[@artisticjerk]

creepy yes but thats almost respectable

[@thisthing9032]

he was 5 minutes late :(

[@wendysobamaman2179]

this thing ):

[@bergonath8851]

The man deserves a cookie.

[@maki49574]

My IQ is 125 and im a vegan. And then everyone clapped.

[@Chadmiral]

-my cheeks-

[@LivRayner]

It’s a subreddit combo platter lol

[@bighoodie4315]

It's true, I was the coffeemaker

[@HelloItsMikkan]

Give me all of that.. My unvaccinated son has been Good boy so he deserves your IQ and bring a vegan. He deerves it since only a child needs such thing. He may have stalked a girl for 30 days before insulting her but he is still a Nice Guy.

[@lollol339bleh6]

You ain’t anti-vaxx tho, r/quityourbullshit

[@AunoDoesStuff]

1:38 when you're so desperate to defend your reputation/ego that you correct someone online for *C A P I T A L I Z A T I O N*

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

I also love that when corrected on a stupid mistake he made, the pretentious guy had to resort to "correcting" the other comment's capitalization. He was acting all holier than thou and intelligent over a fucking typo, but he doesn't know how to do addition. Bruh

[@Ze_eT]

@@hiitsnicetomeetyou Also, "I made a "small" mistake, which doesn't matter, but *you* made a small mistake!", and "one mathematical error does not a bad mathematician make" -> "A bad mathematician does not make errors", which doesn't make sense at all.

[@carlwebber4094]

Ikr

[@waharadome]

@@Ze_eT nah that last one did make sense, "you need to make many (more than one) mistakes to be a bad mathematician"

[@Ze_eT]

@@waharadome That would be "One mathematical error _itself_ does not _make_ a bad mathematician."

[@snosibsnob3930]

That light black hole thing isn’t true. Einstein’s theory of relativity states that nothing can accelerate beyond the speed of light, and light, no matter what it is relative to, travels the speed of light. To compensate, time will relatively slow down as something accelerates. Light, if “sped up” will just blueshift.

[@scottc1857]

Meh... Nah we don't really know exactly what happens one way or another anything like for sure. Physics gets really fucky in extreme situations like this. Also there's the whole galactic red/blue shift thing where for all we know a good chunk of the universe is traveling way faster than C... Or could be? A lot of that stuff is at best a guess and math that's inconclusive

[@snosibsnob3930]

Scott C when we are talking about galaxies traveling faster than light, that is due to the expansion and geometry of space, not the momentum of galaxies

[@ClikcerProductions]

He also clearly hasn't heard of general relativity, because the reason light falls into a black hole and can't escape isn't because the black hole is making it go faster, but is a result of the fact that mass bends space time

[@Inferno144]

Black Holes in general have always interested me but since Im a dumbass I can't wrap my head around it and even looking up things I feel like Im not getting the full picture. Like what the hell even is a 'blueshift' ?

[@raynachristian4627]

So if light is sucked in a black hole time goes slower? I’m a freshman so I only understood like three of those words

[@zeldahistorian]

"People who boast about their IQ scores are losers." -Stephen Hawking

[@missmorbid1439]

Kerianne Tennis May the legend Rest In Peace.

[@mrping4087]

”People who copy paste comments for likes are idiots.” -Big Chungus

[@TheHeartOfTheEvil]

@@mrping4087 "So guys we did it" -Thicc Lesbian

[@avocado3-in-182]

Rip 😞🙏🏼

[@avocado3-in-182]

Mr Ping _That’s how mafia works_

[@lancem3443]

I like how you blurred out everyones name except for Onision

[@Sleeepyboyouthere]

Where is that in the video??

[@emiliew5553]

the people who post them to reddit blur them out. sorrow doesn’t.

[@biggestastiest]

he deserves it

[@DragonOfVenezuela]

Not only is it the redditors who blur it, but he's also a public figure so he doesn't get censored

[@korngotmuted1112]

@disabled account just imagine Onision singing "hips tic toc when i dance"

[@StriiderEclipse]

“My IQ is almost embarrassingly high” “I’ve never actually taken an IQ test” Man, he’s definitely got a towering IQ, he doesn’t even need to take the test to know

[@android19willpwn]

that one was 100% a joke. Sometimes it's hard to tell, but I'm sure about that one.

[@IndellableHatesHandles]

"This is a p**n site, Socrates." Brilliant.

[@AlabamaBoiz]

why did onion boy ask his entire fanbase to unfollow him???

[@zararara841]

Triple oof

[@charliemcqueen2023]

Onion boy just wants to be able to argue that he's toooootally not trying to hit on little girls

[@quietkilljoy]

Kelly McQueen exactly, he is trying to rid himself of the temptation 😂

[@sanxxxx]

He barely gets 5k views on a video on his main channel now - his fanbase is dead.

[@parkingl0ttr0ll]

Legitimate0073 because his 13 year old girlfriend is jealous of all the little girls in his DMs

[@dajitag8550]

My IQ is 89 okay. I know that it might seem very high but I’m very humble about it. All you peons might be able to reach my level but just know it’s a pipe dream. I start my “special education classes”, yes they had to move me into a better class, on Monday and I’ll be on my way to being the next god

[@kayhaven4710]

Dajita g my IQ is 180!

[@jackattackanims8387]

Hahahahaha my IQ IS -118371836191929783838193904717184671718813!!!

[@drmeatball711]

@Tara Saran bullshit. The world record is like 200 is

[@horseless.headman]

@@drmeatball711 whOOOOSh

[@ibavider]

@@drmeatball711 r/whooosh

[@far_centrist]

intelligent person is capable of explaining complicated things in a simple manner, self-proclaimed intellect is capable of explaining simple things in the most complicated manner.

[@foldedphoenix4385]

The only difference between the 2 is that one has a thesaurus, and the other intelligence.

[@nine-vi7rw]

Reminds me of that quote from Einstein; - If you're not able to explain it simply, then you don't understand it enough.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

And this is why I hate most of my teachers.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

@@nine-vi7rw I think it was Richard Feynman. "The great explainer". Look for the "Feynman technique". It's one of the ultimate lifehacks for students of anything.

[@victoriawhite9798]

That’s exactly what I was thinking! I had the “pleasure” to meet a guy that belonged to “the top 0.1% of people in terms of IQ”. He talked jn big words, I told him I don’t understand, he did the usualy iamverysmart things. Told me that it was okay, he’s used to people not understanding him, after all not everyone can reach his level of intellect... etc. Didn’t even try to explain anything because “i wouldn’t understand”. On the other hand I had the ACTUAL pleasure of talking with a very-very smart yet extremely humble guy. We talked about spacey things because we were both interested in it. He was explaining a theory about the universe and how it’s possible that it keeps growing in size and then collapsing, and I told him I didn’t really understand. He said it was fine and started explaining it to me in a way I actually undersood it. I praised him for how smart he is especially compared to me, and he went ahead saying that it’s not that he’s smart and I’m so dumb, it’s just that he spent years reading about the universe so he knows a lot, and I spent time with other things and know more about those than him. The point is he was super humble and polite and I didn’t feel dumb throughout the whole thing.

[@lololulu1238]

10:53 dude I watched the godfather at 12 and had the iq of a literal lightly salted baked potato

[@v0rtexbeater]

Watched it when I was 14 and I didn't understand any of it Watched it again a few months ago at 20 and I understood some of it. I'm obviously a genius.

[@Rainkit]

I love it when they try to use fancy words, but use them completely wrong. Like did that guys just use proxemics because the word proximity is too well known?

[@raptorcell6633]

Have you heard it at least once in your life? Yes? Then its too common for such an intellectually advanced god.

[@eliheinrichs1185]

AKArainkit they just use larger words to make themselves sound extremely photosynthetic

[@nomorerounds]

waht

[@abramo7700]

ah yes i love doing pneumonoultramicroscopisilicovolcaniconiosised gurtwehts

[@booty_hunter4207]

Haha yeah its supercalafragalisticexpialidociously hilarious when primitive Neanderthals imitate the extreme intelligence of futuristic hyperbeings such as I

[@hakim6158]

Mom says it's my turn with the IQ

[@SpiderRealm]

But I just got it! Moooom!

[@chrisgriffinexplainsthejok4796]

Sorry kid but, *T H A T S H O W M A F I A W O R K.*

[@jesusdiscipledon1499]

My mom says you’re a bot.

[@hakim6158]

@@jesusdiscipledon1499 shhhhhhhh

[@hxzevevo]

Ily man

[@janreiafrica]

"Let me guess, you watched Rick and Morty?" "Oh so much"

[@shootbob79ps42]

U ed an IQ off atta leest 3000 t3 c0rr3ctly Und3rst4nd the j0k3s in R1ck 4nd m0rty.

[@Immortalrounin]

my IQ c137

[@tureluur159]

You obviously do not have a clue what you are talking about. You obviously meant Richard and Mortimer, pathetic. My IQ is indubitably way higher than yours.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Not smart enough to identify the equivalent of a box and string trap, anyway. Rickard and Mortimer is like cheese for these people.

[@AZALEA_HG]

The Dunning Kruger Effect is at it again, lads

[@petrichor446]

yooo aint that the guy with the finger knives and deep fried face? /s

[@fusbhas3191]

@@petrichor446 No, that's Johnny. That dude with the hockey mask from Tuesday the 10th. You're thinking about Freddy Fazbear from Nightmare on Sesame Street.

[@SunnyIntervalsORG]

I thought she was the German bird from Inglourios Basterds??? 😁

[@katefraz]

That’s rich coming from Onision since the only people he seems to date are children🤔

[@tritter15]

Kate Fraser LMAO 😂😂

[@tanyak5870]

"I'm sick of reading tweets from people with underdeveloped brains" (Onision leaves the chat)

[@griffinsonjupiter]

"but I'm not sick of fucking underdeveloped brains"

[@noyamanu1242]

@@griffinsonjupiter Oof

[@adamsfusion]

Ouch. Want some gravy with that roast?

[@QteaTheSwag]

Onision may not like people with underdeveloped brains, but he sure doesn’t mind an underdeveloped body.

[@blurrycryptid]

Qtea831 oh SHIT

[@coolstuff9521]

P3do

[@man3son1]

Hello, police? Im calling to report a rape attack, followed by murder, followed by more rape.

[@woodzy136]

His name is basically onisan

[@Rose-hh7mk]

vegetarian.......BBOOODYYYY

[@ThatRandomEncounterGuy]

Figured Onision would get on here somehow.

[@JLPicard1648]

Somebody call Strange Æons, we've got an onion that needs roasting

[@iamnotquitesureifiamrightb7423]

Now you are the Smart one

[@jordanneal576]

It's a good thing social media didn't exist when I was a teenager. I'd probably have ended up in one of these videos...

[@deathahoy8971]

Well, if your embarrassed that means you’ve grown as a person

[@jordanneal576]

@@deathahoy8971 that's the hope

[@sadrabbit53]

Same for me in middle school, except social media did exist and my parents (wisely) restricted my internet access. As for why, I had the excellent combo of heavy internalized misogyny (I was basically a Nice Guy [TM] except female; not the same as a Nice Girl); r/iamverysmart bs of complaining how intelligence is a curse; casual, ignorance-based racism (i.e. "why do minorities choose cheap houses and low wage jobs?" without considering long-standing cycles of socioeconomic oppression); and being a weeb. All rolled into one.

[@gairisiuil]

@@sadrabbit53 did you form those opinions yourself? or did you get them speaking to people in real life?

[@sadrabbit53]

@@gairisiuil Mostly by myself through ""impressive"" deduction and assumptive skills. I jumped to ignorant conclusions based on limited information I myself gathered through observation of my surroundings and popular media. I can't remember anyone in my personal circles who held those prejudices, at least outwardly. If anything, I was exposed to misandry, not misogyny.

[@LittleStarIsland]

“four female ghost busters the feminist are taking over!” I’m an adult *Impubes*

[@lakebuchman4909]

Shut up virginius fortnius. Smh Fucking people I have an iq of -7 and tgey think they're geniuses

[@Cheese0603]

This is an under rated comment

[@onespookyboy660]

@@lakebuchman4909 You disgusting peasant, I am pretty much the the Queen of low IQ, so back off you troglodyte

[@lakebuchman4909]

@@onespookyboy660 OH WOW YOU QUADRIRALITETHAN I SAID -7 I MEANT -7 TRILLION!

[@onespookyboy660]

@@lakebuchman4909 I H A V E - 7 I N F I N I T E IQ POINTS, SO YOU BETTER WATCH MY THEOLOGY VIDEOS P E A S A N T

[@jaysonklein6018]

"Let me guess, you watch Rick and Morty?" "Oh so much" That end reaction made me literally laugh out loud. Here's to you, SorrowTV. Thank you.

[@owensurlet]

Jayson Klein Coolio

[@jaysonklein6018]

@@owensurlet Coo coo coolio... yo.

[@spaceghosttoast]

I hate how a ton of pseudo intellectuals use musical taste as an insult. It's the epitome of ignorance to believe any type of music has greater value than another. Music is one of the most subjective things and these guys act like you're only allowed to enjoy classical music or at the latest oldies from the 80s. Musical pretentiousness is one of the most annoying things I've come across. I've gone way off topic now but holy damn I needed to vent

[@jincyquones]

Agreed. I am classically trained and can say from experience, the best musicians I've ever met listen to all sorts of things, both obscure and popular. Music is like food. There is a place in the world for both cheap fast-food and expensive fancy pants cuisine. As long as it's prepared in a way that isn't blatantly objectionable, it only really comes down one's willingness and ability to appreciate what it offers and then personal taste. Someone that thinks eating fast-food is disgusting is just as bad as the guy who only eats fast-food.

[@GiGitteru]

r/failedwhooshbait

[@steelbear2063]

Yeah, no, rappers are still dumb

[@mrzhyde9139]

While I agree I saw a statistic once that said of the people who were studied, the ones with higher IQs listened primarily to rock music while the people who listened to rap had lower IQs. But of course those are the people that were in that specific study and so that doesn't speak for the entirety of the human race

[@handsomesquidward121]

All music has value, but we can all agree that Lil Pump is the most brilliant mind music has ever had.

[@JamesTheAce0]

Fact: people who brag about their IQ are definitely lying about said IQ.

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

Part of being smart is realizing just how little you actually know.

[@thecrazycatlady8290]

My favorite smart quote has to be "If You Can’t Explain it to a Six Year Old, You Don’t Understand it Yourself" - Albert Einstein because I think using more simple language is more effective than raping your thesaurus.

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

The Crazy Cat Lady Richard Feynman says something very similar in "Surely You're Joking, Mr Feyman!" regarding postmodernists and their obscanturism. Using arcane terminology and vague wording to hide simple ideas is the height of pointless stupidity. Just say what you want to say.

[@tryingtoart264]

The Crazy Cat Lady r/brandnewsentence

[@sinconstanza]

This deserves top comment.

[@timothywillox8564]

The Crazy Cat Lady That’s always the mantra you should go for when it comes to writing essays for exams

[@servillian2363]

I’m 14 and watch stimulating movies like Shrek and Bee Movie. I have the highest intellectual capacity of my generation for liking such refined entertainment. Everyone else my age is a complete imbecile.

[@fin7010]

S o. S o p h i s t i c a t e d 😂

[@sh00kspeared73]

Fool! I am only three years old and I have disproven Evolution, written five novels comparable Lord of the Rings, and translated the Epic of Gilgamesh from its original Akkadian language! Using basic deduction, I can guess that your IQ isn't near as high as my incredible IQ of 1,987!

[@TinTin12121]

You don’t watch.............. lazy town?

[@antiscribe4150]

I amst quite intellagent

[@wwa_minuet]

me smart you dumb

[@zacharyheine4177]

"Why should we offer you this job?" "IM BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU"

[@TathD]

His lack of self-awareness is painful.

[@EstrangedSonsWrath]

I first met someone like this when I was in 3rd grade. He called me an imbecile. I just dead faced stared at him and went back to ignoring him. If I wasn't exposed to this at such a young age I wouldn't believe people are actually like this unironically.

[@energymischiefbear1001]

Tried to do an IQ test today. Instructions unclear. Copperhead snake now latched to nutsack.

[@skinmanrising5943]

Neurillogical • You too?

[@energymischiefbear1001]

Robert Harris hell looks a lot like my room... I mean being alone with me is probably the same

[@Yewtewba]

Only a genius could achieve that. Who's a special boi?

[@energymischiefbear1001]

Daniel Wallace momma hung the snake and mah severed scrotum on the fridgerator to show wat a Gud smart boi i is

[@tripwyre3010]

Did you at least name the copperhead snake?

[@rydo728]

My IQ is almost in single digits 😎😎😎

[@fhddhdhk9319]

Pfft... your iq has digits. Get on my level scrub.

[@sirshockraiden]

Well mine has 2 digits, so I'm in second place!

[@krisjanislacis5714]

AkChUalLY having higher IQ like I DO is better!!!!(345 IQ, intelligence is a curse)

[@clokie6671]

@@sirshockraiden mine too! I have -1 :D

[@jkterjters]

10 IQ?

[@rlc941]

They aren't actually smart because I'm pretty sure they don't watch Phineas and Ferb

[@moltenlights]

I watch Frick and Phorty.

[@iSuckAtGamesGG]

I watch boobs boogers

[@retrokingranch]

Steve from Walmart or Ren and Stimpy

[@monroe7532]

Steve from Walmart I bet they don’t even know what a aglet is

[@rustyshackleford5830]

I wish this guy still uploaded. This stuff is comedy genius.

[@Skiivin]

7:35. Black holes don't SPEED UP light, they bend it. Which is why we can't see it. That shit's like middle school science bro. You're not smart.

[@radiofloyd2359]

I don't know... If a black hole exerts force on the object, unless the force is only directly perpendicular (which would make no sense, as the light wouldn't be pulled in), it will give the light an acceleration, which will speed it up. F=ma, meaning a=F/m. Edit: aaaaand I've been proven wrong by a comment that does explain things in a more digestible way. Forgive my audacity to think you were wrong.

[@guybrushthreepwood2014]

Well even IF it would speed up light it would basically work the same way a human uses a car. The fastest human is still slower than a car. So the human using the car would be faster than the "speed of human".

[@cecemel5966]

Radiofloyd 235 Stephen hawking wrote a book about this for people that don’t have any background in fysics. I think he discusses black holes and their effect on the speed of light in this book. Title: A brief history of time If you are interested in knowing more about this!

[@VesperGuy]

Just wanna say, that guy talking about light getting pulled in at greater than the speed of light made no sense. Black holes warp spacetime in a way that beyond the event horizon, every direction leads to the singularity. Light is traveling at the speed of light, like it always does. Photons outside of the event horizon don't get sucked in, but photons which cross the event horizon can no longer return due to the curvature of space

[@literatedouchebag]

I was looking for this comment lmao

[@quantumecho2456]

marry me

[@andymoore8835]

Man, space is cool as shit.

[@GehennaGirls]

Yeah the answer is light always travels at the speed of light, no matter what.

[@greencrab1438]

Good ol constant C

[@TheWriter960]

This whole subreddit is just a monument to the Dunning-Krueger Effect.

[@soupisfornoobs4081]

I would've made a joke here, using "*elevated diction*", about legacies and psychological phenomena being of the simple minded, but I'm too tired so just know i'd've put a joke here. Thanks

[@nicoo5474]

+ chunnibyo or 8th grade syndrome lol

[@yellobanana6456]

“People who brag about their IQ are losers.” - Stephen Hawking

[@dylanwilliams1934]

*Daddy Sorrow’s voice gets a perfect score for hotness.*

[@partyparker7705]

Oh god not the daddy comments

[@DragonAurora]

I was laughing like crazy whenever he did the voices of the people trying to show how they are.

[@Megan-tg2lz]

Sorrow: Russian stacking dolls Me, an intellectual: Russian nesting dolls

[@brookeworley5140]

You, an intellectual: Russian nesting dolls Me, a nerd with random trivia stuffed in my brain: matroishka dolls (for real tho my first thought was nesting dolls too lol)

[@xOverlordActualx]

Thanks for reminding me that I don't have original thoughts.

[@espurious]

Brooke, a nerd: Matroishka dolls Me, a person: In and in and in a doll dolls

[@maddyterrell0]

@@espurious You, a person: In and in and in a doll dolls Me, an intellectual: Русские матрешки

[@pecan_8310]

I tried to say that once but ended up saying “Russian roulette dolls”

[@super_squeegee]

if you tattoo a paragraph on your arm you should rethink your life decisions

[@CrossBreedTacoHD]

What a fast way to make someone instantly dislike you. "Hey whats that tattoo on your arm say?" *reads it* "Oh..."

[@thecheese4255]

No tattoo decision will ever top the “Fuck my life!!!” move of getting one on your face But shitty paragraph on the arm tattoo guy? He’s face tattoo guy’s weeping bottom boy

[@Andyatl2002]

I think it's not if the words mean something to you, but he just sounds pretentious...

[@super_squeegee]

Andrea Yanome true

[@rew1677]

I call them stupid

[@pearonpizza1229]

Just imagine Rick Sanchez saying any of these things, followed by “Morty” and a long burp. Really gives you an impression of how these people view themselves. If you think you’re Rick, you’re Jerry.

[@ra_arcade2966]

"Street smart" *don't let them take you to a secondary location, STREET SMARTS*

[@dylanchouinard6141]

-Buy a silver money clip (engraved?)

[@ivandelaguardia1]

ra_arcade If Wilbur from the rival gang come to you with a white van and spray painted to say “free candy”, you ask to see the candy first, if it’s somewhere else..... get in the van

No will ever get that Asian woman with the engraved money clip!

[@zyaicob]

@@dylanchouinard6141 with a $50 bill in it, ($20 is too low to be a reasonable distraction, $100 is too high to throw away)

[@crownd6229]

*I am smart.. I took a quiz on buzzfeed*

[@owensurlet]

D0pey Pee pee

[@saladfingersasmrparty9768]

*What US state best represents your favorite ice cream flavor*

[@_DMNO_]

@@saladfingersasmrparty9768 Alabama, cousin flavored ice cream is great

[@SoI-]

Buzz feed or the web on Nintendo?

[@janoahlee7499]

Oh you took the “your choice in stale bread, will show you how smart you are?” I swear they just have a bowl of random words they pick for those quizzes. Yet I still have done them. Lol.

[@ilmu011]

What is your IQ? _PERFECT SCORE_

[@-yttrium-1187]

To be fair, Guitar Hero has some difficult levels.

[@doombybbr]

(Of 100) not noticing that 100 is average

[@NixiePixie22]

quite fitting profile pic for the comment, too xD love it!!

[@agooglygooglr]

i have an IQ of -2

[@brianawillard2284]

I love the ‘ I never took a test but trust me I know ‘ types. Like you could literally find a mock test on the internet .

[@cynicalalpaca2333]

4:44 One thing that bothers me about these people is that the whole point of language is that you use it to communicate ideas. If you aren't communicating them effectively, you're doing language wrong. "I'll be damned if I ever allow your pressurised motor carelessness to flabbergast the proxemics of my humanoid sapience" is probably a grammatically valid sentence but the language is so unnecessarily ~intellectual~ that I'm still not entirely sure what he's trying to say. It would be more effective to say (wildly guessing at his intent here) "If I don't like you, you can't use my car" or "I'm amazed at how clumsy stupid people are" or "Some dick almost hit me on the highway today" or "People keep bumping into me and I don't like it" or "Don't come near me if I don't like you". And I don't even know if any of those are right! He could be saying something completely different! This one could also very well be a troll, though, the words make no sense together regardless of how much I reference a thesaurus And the "did she fall asleep?/i think you meant 'she fell asleep?'" exchange (14:25). Yes, those two sentences technically mean the same thing, but they aren't used the same way. "Did she fall asleep?" reads like you're honestly not sure and are looking for clarification, "She fell asleep?" reads like you already know she did and are asking in a sarcastic way. Words don't just mean their literal definition, every word comes with connotations. This is a little more subjective though so who knows maybe I'm in the minority and most people wouldn't read the sentences that way Anyway I used to act like these people so here's hoping they can all grow the hell up and realize they're being assholes

[@Didndjsbfirbfjdnfurnfh]

cynicalalpaca I’m not sure either but I think he was trying to say don’t talk to me

[@nowisee8309]

cynicalalpaca Thank you for your service

[@user-gh8tw1ry3n]

I'm going to try to translate what the guy said. I think "pressurized motor" is referring to the person's body. "flabbergast" isn't an actual word as far as I know but based on the context it probably means "violate" in this sentence. "Proxemics" just means "proximity" or "personal space" in this case. "Humanoid sapience" is referring to himself. The whole sentence can be roughly translated to "I'll be damned if I ever allow your body to violate the personal space of my body." which can be rewritten as "I'll be damned if I ever allow you to enter my personal space". Also, using big words isn't always a bad thing. Words exist for a reason, and a lot of "big words" are just words that give more detail or are more specific to a certain situation so it kind of makes sense that people don't use them very often. However, I'm a huge fan of big words just because sometimes I want to describe something in a lot of detail where most words like "good" or "fun" don't do it justice, not because of any elitism or anything. Of course, there's a point where the usefulness of a word is outweighed by the fact that nobody understands what you're trying to say, which is where I try to stop. However, a lot of people simply hate big words because they assume that anyone who uses them is egotistical, even if they understand them which bothers me a lot. I can understand that, if someone uses a bunch of jargon or uses words in a way that doesn't make sense, but just because I say "nuanced" or "oblivious" every now and then doesn't mean I'm trying to brag. Pretty much everyone understands what those words mean but since they're considered "unnecessary" words I have to go out of my way analyze everything I say to make sure it doesn't sound pretentious why also getting my idea across.

[@valentinmitterbauer4196]

Elitarism is one big reason academics (or at least college students) have a bad reputation. If you can't explain a complicated thing in a way your grandma can get it, you aren't fully grasping that very thing. At least this is what a (very down to earth) neurologist & physicist once told me (after i had watched his comedy show doing exactly that).

[@user-wj6eq1cx7x]

@@user-gh8tw1ry3n Flabbergast is an actual word as far as I know (maybe not as common in the US). I think it is usually taken to mean astonished or surprised/taken aback although I don't think it's used as in a positive context, eg "Some guy just punted a dog in front of me. I was flabbergasted." I appreciate your translation of the smart guy's jargon though it sounds like he's a little too fond of the ol' thesaurus. Op is right, language is primarily a communication tool. If you sound like you're having a stroke instead, you're probably doing it wrong.

[@JuggalettePrincess92]

Onision is the epitome of a person with an underdeveloped brain.

[@aniasmutts25]

Onision is the epitome of stupidity

[@sladikk]

14:45 "people can correct me if I'm wrong" ok "Did she fall asleep?" is an actual question; "She fell asleep?" is a statement posed as question

[@serenaheck8188]

sladikk it’s used to convey the tone of voice while speaking. “Did she fall asleep?” gives off the “I’m curious and confused as to what happened” vs “she fell asleep?” Is more of a “really? Wow. Is that what happened?

[@serenaheck8188]

But the guy in the video is an absolute asshat no joke

[@stupidmangoz]

The -227 on their comment..... They deserve it

[@mizzix1622]

“I have such a high iq that I don’t have enough room in my mind to know what iq means”

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

I know it stands for Inte-something Quot-something. My brain is so big that it cut off the right side of the words.

[@birdbrain9280]

1:56: corrects the smallest granmar error Also 1:56: "one mathematical slipup does not a bad mathematician make"

Logic 100 IQ 400

[@saladfingersasmrparty9768]

Also he thought (incorrectly)that the perv made just “one mathematical slipup”. And he insulted him.

[@raadprince11]

*grammer* not granmer

[@ObliteOath]

@@raadprince11 *Grammar* :P

[@chuckled125]

Person: Calls them bad at math for making one mistake Also Person: Says that they shouldn't be called bad at math just because they made one mistake

[@VoodooAngels]

"Profound use of elevated diction"? So, basically, he was intensely shrieking at the other person? That's an odd flex.

[@radiofloyd2359]

Ok, so I was right to think diction didn't belong there.

[@jacintovski]

_REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_

[@VoodooAngels]

@@radiofloyd2359 Well, I mean, no. Diction also refers to the choice of words and the correctness of their use in writing. But that phrase strongly suggests someone owns a thesaurus. I'm not even sure it's proper *chuckles* diction.

[@sparkz6349]

@@VoodooAngels ok cool

[@bastienfelix4605]

Wait, I can do that too!

[@imnotcreativeenoughforthis3650]

Level 1 Crook - you Level 100 Mafia Boss - me, an intellectual

[@dagothur7014]

Thats how the mafia works

[@OxyPox]

That's how the Mafia works.

[@xobile.123]

Así es como trabaja la mafia

[@xobile.123]

Hey someone say it in _ITALICS_

[@meflea3675]

Is Tarah mafia kaam karta hai

[@butterplayz_yt9606]

10:30, this guy is actually onto something, like who in their right mind wouldn’t take the name Jennifer420??!

[@monodragon]

how is it not taken yet?! I swear I met someone with that name! oh wait.. they might have died

[@dylanmorgan5589]

The one about blackholes and light really bugged me. Hasn't his smart ass heard of Einstein and the theory of relativity? It was explained to everyone in school on a basic level. Sure we were never shown the math but we watched a video explaining the concept in the 7th grade or something. The speed of light is the universal constant so the light isn't accelerated by the pull of gravity. And light doesn't experience time since it's massless and locked in that speed. Nothing with mass that would be accelerated by the gravity will ever reach the speed of light even if all of the energy of the universe was applied to it so blackholes don't break the speed of light barrier for anything. The light orbits the black hole until it crashes into the sigularity. It doesn't just keep speeding up. Massless particles are weird like that. If he was really smart he'd either know the math and start calculations or he'd take the easy way like i did and watch some KZbin video about it. The whole internet at his disposal and he thinks he's smart for just sitting there and thinking up wrong stuff. GOOGLE IT.

[@brianliu9552]

No it does have mass, the speed and charge creates mass. Light is a constant from it's own perspective but I'm not sure from the perspective of me or the black hole it wouldn't be.

[@kixter490]

Brian Liu -Photons have neither mass nor charge, and their speed does not “create” mass. A high enough energy photon can spontaneously convert itself into particles that have mass (pair production), but the photon itself does not have any. -The speed of light is constant in all reference frames.

[@UnfunnyFigs]

@Caanan Lemke photons make up light and have no mass. Since they have no mass they can't go any slower or faster than a constant speed, which is the speed of light. Since everything else has some sort of mass it can never move at the same speed as light. That's the basic idea I think OP is saying, I may or may not have it wrong but I guess that's why we have Google

[@teacup7696]

@@UnfunnyFigs photons can have mass

[@UnfunnyFigs]

@@teacup7696 nope, they can't

[@90s_Kimothy]

“She done go night night” xDDDD

[@AleTitan]

My favorite post in this subreddit

[@willhelmiii1385]

obviously these people don't understand that just because they have a high IQ,doesn't mean they put it to use.unlike me,thanks to rick and morty i have been able to fully enlighten myself and put all of my 392 IQ to use

[@brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140]

Lol. Intelligible Questioning.

[@wafflesthearttoad6916]

1:54 “one mathematical error does not a bad mathematician make” ok Yoda.

[@thewidogasts6527]

5:46 I’ve been rejected from many jobs, obviously this means I am better than everyone

[@LpSC2online]

Also does not mean that he is worse than anyone... Actually it does not mean anything.

[@thesmashdancers105]

Ah yes. "I got turned away from a lot of jobs, so I'm clearly the best for any job!"

[@ObiWanAnole]

I had to take an IQ test at a facility so I could be eligible for a certain scholarship. I just remember the test being tedious and annoying, don’t know how it can measure intelligence exactly. It’s mostly just logical reasoning problems. I received the results in the mail, read the number and I don’t even remember it anymore because it’s not really something I care about THAT much lol. I just can’t understand how people cling to this number like it defines them entirely as a person. I know a lot of smart people who simply just can’t take tests (due to nervousness or just the anxiety of test-taking) so of course they wouldn’t receive a score that reflects their intellect exactly. A simple number that says how good you can complete a test doesn’t make you a superior person.

[@M9199bro]

When I was younger I had to take one for good know what reason. The results were inconclusive. Kinda shows how useful they are.

[@crackedemerald4930]

Assigning a number to the intelligence of someone is like organising chemical elements by their colour

[@bananak.37]

That's true, I can't see how a test can measure your mental capabilities, (oh god I sound like them)- I feel like each question would be a paradox of - "but.. wouldn't this work too?" I don't really know. I'm, honestly, not qualified in any means, as I've never taken the test, to talk about this subject. I am just stating an opinion.

[@RexusprimeIX]

It's those kinds of people that have no actual talent or any defining characteristic, so they cling to this above average number since that's the only thing that makes them slightly better than average in anything. If they didn't have above average IQ, they might've used something else that's above average, like if he was 6"4 tall "I don't talk to dwarfs, so if you're below 6"2 please don't speak to me!"

[@ktmridmcy7336]

ermerritt yeah but i have an IQ of 100% and this post is stupid

[@djrmx7903]

"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, genius. I am not selling anything, nor am I working my way through college. So let's get down to cases, you are a rabbit, and I am going to eat you for supper. Now, don't try to get away, I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are, and I'm a genius, while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. So I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers."

[@jimmyfiddlesticks337]

Can this be in Trump's next speech?

[@thenintendocyclops1074]

I'm now legitimately wondering how genuinely terrifying Wile E. would be if he hunted something other than the roadrunner

[@romantech5319]

Look mac, the lady of the house aint home and besides we mailed you people a check last week!

[@munchycrunchybread]

*rabbit pulls out glock*

[@abysmalist4761]

wow this subreddit is really boring without your voice

[@hoohah5067]

I are intelligence

[@scanners01]

Hoo Hah I aswell am brain good

[@thalia5382]

Me too! My English is delicious!

[@maxlyvere493]

@ayoub elkhiar u fell for it

[@M4x_P0w3r]

@@maxlyvere493 That is improper grammar, you inferior nimrod

[@kazthefluffmonster]

I am weasel

[@Miss_Playb0y]

K seriously...why ain’t companies literally just throwing contracts at sorrowtv for voice acting?!

[@Miss_Playb0y]

TheHolyDiver ikr

[@gokermitsewerside358]

Love the 0 years experience. Total genius

[@OurEyesAreYetToOpen]

Oh sweet child. As if talent got you anywhere in show business.

[@chrism45]

Cause it sounds like a guy doing funny voices. That's not what they're looking for.

[@josh4601]

Voice acting isn't just doing lots of voices, it's also acting. you have to make a believable character, not just an accurate voice for them.

[@neckpeck2738]

9:12 onision would legitimately lose all of his followers that way... if only...

[@GothKatt]

He's already losing relevancy and being reduced to a lolcow, not much to worry about.

[@bibinch5537]

I have no clue who this person is. Can someone tell me who he is and why people don’t like him?

[@aurora_boketto7746]

@@bibinch5537 He's a youtuber. Watch his videos and you'll figure it out lol He's done some pretty fd-up stuff man

[@alittlemoresonic42]

@@bibinch5537 A youtuber who is a shitty person. He was popular in maybe 2009-2010

[@obissyanna]

@@bibinch5537 he's a youtuber, people don't like him cause he speaks the truth that people are too scared to hear :/ He's actually a super cool guy, not popular anymore, but his old content is gold.

[@user-garnet]

"smart people say smart things simply, not simple things smartly" - me

[@monodragon]

you are smart :D

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

I dispudiate your hypotenuse, my linguinically challenged friend. Factifically speaking, it is an axion of this world that, the more magnanimous and complicit your choice of verbage, the more educatical you present yourself as being, and to reductify your lecticon to conpromise with the intellectically inferious drags of society. And I should know, for I have repetitially challenged myself against Intelligent Quotation tests for decades and achieved a lake superior IQ of 69.

[@Jane-oz7pp]

@@imveryangryitsnotbutter I'm glad you're on the path to acceptance, my friend.

[@Jackson_the_king66]

So wise

[@trystero1729]

This is a really great quote :) I study math and physics and the hallmark of all the great thinkers in those fields has been an ability to explain the difficult things they study in a way that makes it easy to understand to younger and less experienced people like myself