r/Pettyrevenge Be Careful Where You Park!

r/Pettyrevenge In these stories, the revenge is small, but the satisfaction is huge! People around the world are standing up against mean jerks and entitled Karens with tiny acts of revenge. But sometimes, tiny revenge is all you need to teach someone a lesson! If you like this video and want to see more like it, hit the subscribe button for daily Reddit videos.
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[@comiccat4650]

Farming isn't "I dig in the dirt so I must be poor", it is actually a LOT of money management from what my buddys told me. They EASILY drop a years salary of a car salesman on some equipment.

[@CazadorSlayer]

Yep. Farmers are actually some of the most well-to-do folks around nowadays. Costs a lot of money to keep millions of people fed...

[@harbymastopia9635]

True. Ive learned that since I was young playing farmville lol. Jokes aside, managing a farm is not a walk in the park

[@speedbump9299]

From what i have seen with farmers they do make a good amount of money but taxes and expenses on the farm eat up and reduce their income. Its easy for farmers to struggle because of that.

[@ThirteenAmp]

Yeah farm equipment is stupid expensive, but its normally a one time expense in the sense that you're not buying bush hogs every year, you just pay to maintain it. Also farmers have gotten bailed out multiple times over the last 2 decades, so they're getting government money too. Especially corn farmers

[@spectralumbra1568]

Even people who just work on farms and don't own the farms or buy the equipment tend to get paid a lot because it's a job that not very many people want to do.

[@UrMom-il7sz]

Aunt: Steals a ring she thinks is expensive and pretty Dad: 𝗨𝗻𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱

[@voiceoftheguns27]

More like Dad: You've activated my trap card!

[@morwenvogelstein4049]

how is that a reverse?

[@BrittKGM]

That dad ROCKS!! I’d like to buy him a drink

[@JD-jn14]

Jajaja

[@UrMom-il7sz]

Morwen Vogelstein because the aunt thought is was expensive and pretty... and it wasn’t...?

[@Seiaeka]

That story about the ring has no business being in petty revenge. The wait and the payoff is prorevenge material.

[@AmeshaSpentaArmaiti]

the setup alone is prorevenge material.

[@jessbeingme8155]

He had a duplicate made with the expectation that it would be stolen, that's pro-revenge

[@MmeHyraelle]

And worse is she was oblivious that she was obviously gonna get trapped for her obvious behaviours.

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

That's what I thought, too. It was probably put into "petty revenge" because it felt petty, and didn't accomplish any great goal... unless you count keeping Entitled Aunt off the scent until the REAL ring resurfaced.

[@egg-di4826]

Those last words hit me hard

[@_Severen_]

The ring story reminded me of my aunt. I was adopted by my grandparents. My grandpa always told me how jealous my dad and aunt were of me because when they'd do things for me they'd have to hear about it from them. I don't get along with my dad and aunt. The only people I call family are my grandparents. In 2016 my grandpa died of cancer. When I got the call I went to their house. I sat on the bed with my grandpa, held his hand and cried. My aunt walked up to me and all I heard was "Ugh. YOU got them?!" When my grandpa was diagnosed with cancer he gave me his wedding band and a ring he made my grandma. He told her he had a diamond ring for her. It was really a band made out of a quarter and the face from a liberty head dime filed out. Both coins were from the year she was born. She expected a diamond and got a "dime man" ring. He was such a smartass. He wanted me to have them because he feared they'd end up in a pawn shop. I'll never forget that moment with my aunt as long as I live.

[@mels3958]

Tammy DeFord what a nasty thing to say on her dads death bed. 😡 my nana picked a fight with me over my dads hospital bed, he got moved to a hospice place and died early the next morning, but I was so angry with her about that. She’s always treated me like that though. I just couldn’t understand why she would decide to use me as a punching bag over her dying sons body. Don’t let them bring you down anymore, you deserve better.

[@miragedown]

Your grandparents sound amazing.

[@AbbyPhillipsIsPeaches]

"They left their Pringles unguarded on the sandy shore. If they were hungry, could they eat anymore? Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.' " That was fantastic!

[@mels3958]

Abby Phillips I agree. That made me smile.

[@bortgov8624]

Quoth the raven 'nevermore'.

[@RanitobrY7863]

Nevermore-

[@sandjaypirthipal7893]

I have one better I think They left their Pringles on the beach Crows found it and enjoyed each . She saw this , but did not care As a result, they cleared out of there. She was happy and now in peace Let me take a picture, say cheese

[@brucewillards37]

never thought I'd hear that refrence

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The crows eating the girl's food at the beach was one of those scenarios you'd see in movies

[@Murtida]

Dood, are you always everywhere xD

[@songbird3971]

Fact is truly stranger than fiction

[@buggy0353]

That happens to me when me and my family were on the beach. Some seagulls came and stole or plastic baggies with all or sandwiches and we still laugh about. I even wrote about in school as my project

[@suzieseabee]

I took my kids to the beach and gave them a bag of potato chips. It was kinda mean but it was hilarious.

[@condorboss3339]

I really like crows because they are so smart. I've learned the hard way never to leave food out unless it is well secured - tupperware won't stop them.

[@MGlBlaze]

I have a sneaking suspicion that the "tough times" that the woman in the first story was going through may have been entirely her own fault.

[@admiralblackcat]

wdym please explain

[@xDxD-hm5vt]

Cody Blue she had "Tough times" beacuse she is rude to everyone, which is getting her in trouble.

[@e.c.sherman4749]

Dude, that wedding ring one was ABSOLUTELY prorevenge. Long games like that are never just petty.

[@Lucylle]

My mom told me she had her car moptor cough and die at a cross section. The driver behind her started to honk viciously at her so my mom, the ultimate badass she is, got out of the car, knocked on his window and said sweetly: "I can hold that horn for you if you go start my car."

[@florian8599]

First story is kinda the best petty revenge there is: Making a show of the nasty B-word not having made an impression on you; thus showing her what an insignificant insect she is to you...

[@luvondarox]

I like these random little tangents Rslash goes on, sharing personal stories.

[@mels3958]

luvondarox me too

[@MmeHyraelle]

Thats what makes it his content too, not just text to speech bot channels.

[@matthewfawley1488]

I mean it is on Reddit

[@carysyoung3328]

@@MmeHyraelle I have a science fair project and I have to do u think

[@toxicradiant9858]

I like it too, i used to listen to cuestar but idk his little tangents got longer n longer overtime sometime overdoing it but i hope hes still doin good n being successful

[@Juilene1965]

The "don't litter" story reminded me of something. I was coming out of the store a couple of weeks ago with my groceries...late evening...avoiding people. Saw a car pull into a parking space and the guy inside dumps a bunch of used masks on the ground beside his car and proceeds to pull on a new one and walk off to the store. Well....screw that! I proceed to pull out the bag I keep in my car to toss away used masks....pull on a pair of vinyl gloves (yep, keep those in the car too) and proceed to decorate his car with the masks he dumped...on his wipers, his door handles....even get the duct tape out of the trunk and tape them to his windows. Other people saw this and asked what happened...and joined in. So we had masks all over the car....i then pull 2 aisles away and park...and watch as the guy comes out and LOSES HIS MIND over all the masks. I had also hung the bag (with duct tape) from his door, with a note saying "please discard used masks HERE". I was even nice enough to put a pair of gloves in a baggy and tape that to his window to be helpful and not expose him to anyone else's germs. Petty, but made my day!

[@SandraNelson063]

The best revenge against a bully is two fold: have a happy life AND have "no memory" of ever having met them. Especially if the bully had made your life a misery for a few years. "Oh, did you go to that high school too? And in those classes? Wow! You must have been a real wall flower! I don't remember anything about you at all! Are you sure we went there in the same years?"

[@florian8599]

Splendid idea! Only "remember" the bully if they're actually contrite and want to make amends. Not if they want to relish in the fruits of their tyranny. No sir! No juicy fruits for you! Because, remember: I don't know you at all!

[@johngrim3468]

love the petty revenge for the bully. its small but effective, cause the bully can't say a thing about it without looking like a total tool.

[@sawyerawr5783]

the farmer thing: We have a family friend that had to go out back to his family farm (in a town of 260 people in Kansas) to run it after his dad passed away. I was talking to him when we went out to visit once and he was saying that one of those overhead sprinkler/watering machines that roll in a circle will cost from $75000-250000 by themselves, to say nothing of the tractors, harvesters, and whatnot (a new John Deere combine will cost half a million nowadays).

[@Glorioustouchtt]

"Play douchey game, win douchey prizes" made me laugh so hard! 😂

[@carolynneoldham1697]

I love the first story because it reminds me of something I did. I had a similar encounter with and insecure attention seeking meanie. She approached me years later at a bar. Like OP, I acted like I'd never met her. Watching her visibly shrink as she turned around and returned to her table was very satisfying Edit: the ring story and car dealership stories kicks ass too

[@elot5326]

No one: Rslash: it's terrible to think in society that an entitled parent thinks it is ok to do something like this * next story * Also Rslash: this next story comes from user Mike_Hock_is_hard

[@Alex-qp7mj]

The username isn't funny until said out loud

[@kcstonemenott]

@@Alex-qp7mj right??? 🤦🏼‍♀️🙈😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChaoticAngelKitten]

Why did that take me so long to catch? Oo... I am way too innocent. XD

[@wdf_skar]

Time?

[@elot5326]

@@wdf_skar didnt happen in this vid but it just seems like the kind of thing that would happen

[@DDLAFFEY724]

A child’s laughter is the cutest sound in the world unless you live alone and don’t have any kids

[@goromajima7677]

Seth Laffey or if your car breaks down in the middle of nowhere

[@PapaBearIsHere]

@@goromajima7677 children of the corn?

[@felixargyle20]

This has nothing to do with the video

[@celestelauderbaugh8686]

I'm going to be completely honest here: I mainly watch your videos because of your soothing voice. I get really bad migraines fairly often, and one of the only things that don't make my head throb is listening to your videos. They make my day a lot of the time, so thank you so much for doing everything that you do.

[@wittykitty2914]

Someone actually laid on their horn when I crossed the street with my cane

[@MsTemptation]

Next time walk faster while eating your candy cane.😉😉

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

Next time, point a gun at them. They usually stop honking after that is done.

[@wittykitty2914]

It was a tapping cane for blind people

[@Annie_Annie__]

I use a walking cane and I’ve had that happen multiple times. I usually either ignore them or stand in front of them and gesture to my cane and knee brace (and sometimes I have to wear a back brace) with a “wtf dude?” look, then walk even slower. Once when it happened, a pedestrian behind me noticed, and smacked the hood of the honker’s car yelling, “wtf man?! Are you rude to all women or just disabled ones that can’t kick your slimy ass?!” The driver looked sheepish and sped off as soon as there was an opening.

[@akl2k7]

This reminds me of a story of my own. Once, I was at a light, about to turn right, when the light turned green and an old lady started to cross the other road where I needed to go. Some idiot behind me had the gall to honk his horn at me. I mean, come on! If I'm not going, there's a good reason, even if you can't see the old lady crossing the street that would have gotten run over if I had taken a right. But, I just stood my ground and turned once the old lady got out of my way. After getting on the other road, the idiot who honked at me immediately passed me going at high speeds, obviously angry. I'm like, seriously. You didn't notice the old lady you passed who was most likely still on the crosswalk? All I thought, though, was what an idiot.

[@jellysauce3938]

They left their Pringles unguarded on the sandy shore If they were hungry could they eat anymore? Quoth the Raven “ NEVERMORE” I FRICKIN LOVE THAT POEM

[@mikethor009]

Hoo boy, an Alan Poe reference!

[@BehindTheGreenEyes]

Allan*

[@bluejay43]

It’s weird not seeing Edgar Allan Poe

[@dracko158]

Meanie: *Insisting OP that they have met* OP: 🎵 *Ooh-ooh, I don't even know you anymore* 🎵

[@BrucetheChino_]

Y U ALWAYS LYIN X5

[@florian8599]

Or: Hey! I just met you! And this is crazy! But here's my revenge, so payback, bi--- aby.

[@CazadorSlayer]

If I recall, a lot of dealerships specifically look for people dressed 'like a farmer' nowadays... For that exact reason. A lot of folk don't give a damn how their dressed when they are rich af. Could be remembering that wrong, though.

[@scunts]

What I remember is that particular story has been rehashed all over the place, so I question the truthfulness of the op.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

it’s fake

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@scunts it’s fake for that very reason.

[@varahunter68]

@@bostonrailfan2427 bruhhh

[@albin2114]

Lady: *Throws gloves on the ground* OP: I accept your challage! A true knight

[@StaticShock234]

You actually did deserve a like for that raven line at the end

[@jarofdirt5341]

The uncle at the car dealership fricking "pretty woman" their as*' Surprised he didn't say "you work in retail? Big mistake, huge"

[@jarofdirt5341]

Thank you. It has been years since I seen that movie

[@DrkWhiteWolf]

@The Gzer I was gonna say this haha

[@4ncientGu150]

I think that story about the ring should be under Prorevenge.

[@forestgrump4723]

Only if he had prosecuted her for stealing the ring originally. Nothing bad actually happened to her, she just didn't get what she wanted, that's why it's a petty revenge story. petty revenge = screw you, you don't get to have that ring. pro revenge = you tried to take the ring so I'm gonna ruin you

[@user-ku8qy3xh1t]

''I'm so early'' comments time will pass and funny comments time will rise. Can't wait

[@TheHQZombie]

Wrong, KZbin commenters (especially on Reddit videos) cannot be funny. No exceptions

[@boisegameshowguy]

I’m so hungry I could eat an Octorok.

[@caylalynn5340]

@@boisegameshowguy a what

[@EternalLostsEternalHell]

@@TheHQZombie Just because you're not funny doesn't mean you can drag everyone under the bus.

[@sharkzilla4010]

Oh my God I think the dealership is called the entitled dealership we’re all the Karen’s and Kyle’s work there number 1 golden rule no poor people allowed

[@axes2ashes]

Did a similar spotify thing a while back. Someone had accessed my account (I didn't even have premium,so why they did it idk) and I couldn't log it out. So I spent pretty much a whole day just playing "fuck you" by lilly allen on repeat on their device. Never saw them using it after that

[@oddeye2412]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@ilseawesomeness9828]

That Cadillac story reminds me of my great uncle. He's a millionaire, who always wears sweaters his wive knits for him. He went to a BMW dealership looked around for a bit. Walks up to one of the salesmen points to one of the most expensive cars and says "I want 2 of those" the salesman starts laughing uncontrollably for about 2 minutes. When he stops laughing his manager comes in and asks what's going on. My great uncle is furious and starts explaining what's going on. Salesman of the year gets fired on the spot and my great uncle buys his cars somewhere else.

[@angelinaschmidt9371]

"Play douché games, win douché praises!" Well said, well said

[@LuluLaRue]

@OtakuLife There is no need for the aigu accent on douche. When you put it there it's now said like douche-ay. It makes the e sound like ay

[@evolifesword5972]

douche prizes

[@z.i.r.3120]

Douche PRIZES. PRIIIIIZES. 🎁 Ya silly weeb

[@z.i.r.3120]

lulu maybe they’re Italian... 🤔

[@jjohnston94]

@@LuluLaRue Actually, it's not a real word, plus it's an English language slang construct, so it's "douchey".

[@Denjisleftear]

*That one dislike is from a Karen*

[@Ghost-np2ey]

I cant believe they found this channel, poor rslash

[@shivsoni03]

*41

[@thatchanguy]

I loved the dad's Coke™ comment! "There's nothing like the real thing."

[@MoA-Reload...]

I worked in a Sony Centre and largest single sale I ever had in there was in my first few weeks to a guy who honestly looked homeless. Being the new guy I was sent over to see if he needed help while manager and other sales ppl laughed it up behind the counter. Turned out he was the owner of a hotel that was being renovated. Bagged me a £24k sale @ 1% commission and to top it off I was the only person he AND his friends would deal with right up until the day I left. Best customers ever 😝😂

[@woahthisisinteresting4369]

dang. last time i was this early, this joke wasn't overused

[@mjwoods14]

woAH, THIS IS INTERESTING Shut

[@theamazogamer]

I still think that the best story I've ever heard about dealing with jerks laying on their horns is one I heard about my great-grandfather. I don't know when it was exactly, but one day he was driving with his wife in an Oldsmobile with a V8 when a VW bug starts tailgating him and laying on his horn. My great-grandfather eventually decides to pull over to let the bug pass and slowly starts accelerating to close the distance between them until they eventually get to the point where their bumpers are literally touching. At that point, he just starts going faster and faster until eventually both cars were going way faster than the bug was ever meant to go. The person driving the bug was probably much more careful about being a jerk while driving in the future lol

[@lobis8929]

I need you to make more nuclear revenge vids

[@shotguniskey6552]

Yes

[@jr-gg6gn]

They're the best

[@Tombobreaker]

Nuclear revenge stories are just pro revenge stories but with murder at the end

[@mjwoods14]

He's too lazy

[@PokyPlays]

Please

[@myopinion69420]

Farmers can be massive spenders at car yards. One i know, bought 4 land cruiser Utes as a walk in. here they start at $130k each...

[@Josh_the_jester]

11:17 most farmers own their own property line, make a living by feeding the state with produce, dairy, exotic goods, and slaughter.

[@lghtngblt]

When I was a kid, my dad worked at a car dealership. He used to take advantage of the perk at the lot for sales team members to take new arrivals for overnight test drives. I loved when he would test convertibles. Any way, one day this old farmer pulled up to the dealership while dad was finishing a sale. NO ONE would approach him! He had been wandering for over twenty minutes before my dad was free again. As he approached the old man some of my Dad's colleges jeered and told my dad he could have the old man as there was no way he would buy anything other than some back lot used car(paraphrased because I wasn't there and it's been 20 + years since my dad told this story.) Dad greeted him and they got to talking. Turns out this old farmer looking fellow in his overalls and beat up rusted dust buster was the owner of a fairly well off business with a fair few store chains who decided to buy a small farm when he retired for him and his family.(He still OWNed the business he just no longer ran it and was living off a share of the profits.) He had come in because he wanted to get a new car for his wife as hers was starting to have a few issues. Because my Dad had been the ONLY One to come help him, and to treat him like a person, this guy bought, not only, a brand new car for his wife, he also bought new cars for his three grown kids(two of which were still managing the family businesses) as well as a new truck for himself. My dad sold this guy Five brand new top end vehicles and this guy payed for all of them with cash! When he told us the story he reminded us to Never judge a person by their outward appearance. He made Top Seller that week and got a huge bonus all because his fellow salesmen couldn't look past this guys good ol' boy farm wear.

[@deathskull235]

Hey there rSlash i was wondering when your gonna do the part 2 of one of your first Entiteld parents in wich the mother said she will do a follow up when she visits the court

[@wareforcoin5780]

@Madeline Waddell lol yeah. It's easy to assume that most the posts with follow up promises are already finished, but he doesn't make these up, sometimes we just have to wait.

[@Alex-qp7mj]

When there is an update...?

[@Mycroft616]

He might be waiting for the civil suit to end before he records the sequel; last I checked, that was still in the wings. Or he's already got it and is just waiting to pad the video. Either way, it was brought to his attention previously, so he's probably made a decision about it.

[@samvoss6697]

deathskull 23 the one where the Karen shoved the kid to the ground at the tea/cake place? There is an update

[@nyneeveanya8861]

I had a boss lady once and she owned four hotels, two restaurants, two rental homes, and several shops in our town, plus many more in the surrounding towns. She loved to garden, and took care of many of the businesses landscaping. She wore t shirts and blue jeans most days and drove a VW bug most of the time or her truck if hauling stuff for landscaping. Don’t know how many visitors to the hotel I worked in made comments about her. Even had one person tell her she should not be taking her break in the lobby. She just laughed. That same person asked to talk to the manager the next day and told him he needed to tell the gardener not to take a break in the lobby. The manager laughed and said the gardener can take a break buck naked in the lobby if she wants to she owns the hotel. She did apologize though which is more than some do.

[@thorleif8872]

The Nevermore Poem at the end was so good and its much better when you hear it in Christopher Lees voice :D

[@zachtaylor8489]

When it haven’t even been 10 seconds yet

[@lavajackd1223]

Yes

[@amyanne8330]

Yup

[@Josh_the_jester]

0:38 well next time someone else uses my spotify account I'll play the rSlash podcast.

[@JosueGarcia-ql3vy]

That is tourture

[@Josh_the_jester]

Sometimes, sometimes not.

[@GiveMeAllTheSpace]

In my early 20’s I was shopping around to buy my first vehicle (a wrangler). I brought my father along because he has car buying and mechanical experience. He always stepped back when we were approached at the dealership but most of them walked right past me and shook his hand completely ignoring me. So I would say, no thank you I’m no longer interested in buying from you, then we left. I found my first Jeep at a dealership that sold auctioned vehicles. He spoke directly to me. Because of that, I would always check with him first when looking for a new vehicle. Moral of this story car salesmen, money has no gender, and that seemingly poor person might just come back later with more money if you treat them right.

[@whitetransgirlwithdreads]

What she did to "meanie" wasn't "petty revenge". To a personality like that, what the OP did was nuclear.

[@CarolineinCanada]

I have the exact same story!! A man who was the very richest man town looked like he didn't have 2 cents to run together. The car dealership he walked into completely ignored him, he had a wad of hundreds in his pocket he couldn't fold them!! He came back about an hour later and said I just bought 2 cars in cash from your competitors!! Never ever judge a book by its cover!!

[@nightfox4476]

When your reading the comments and miss the entire first story... Lesson learned

[@IhasCupQuakeRealm]

You caught me😂

[@travisrose7164]

So I live in the Midwest and my roommate is in college for different food science/agriculture majors. One day he was telling me about different farmers that he has worked for, and some of them are insanely wealthy. Like one guy had a crazy good decade of harvests and just saved up every year, and now he has a storage warehouse just for cars that he likes. He doesn't drive them. He just buys them brand new or from auctions and just sits them in the warehouse on his land so he can just walk in there and look at them. Not to mention, a lot of farm tractors cost more than exotic supercars, and sometimes farmers have to build extra barns so they can get tax breaks because they made too much money that year. This isn't all of them obviously, but some of them are really well off, they just don't live lavishly because they don't want to.

[@ericwilliams1659]

So true, what also makes a difference is if the farm owns the land and/or how much land the farmer is planting. Not just location and yields and crop type.

[@jjohnston94]

"Gas station door lock" reminds me of a nuclear revenge story my brother once told me. Short-as-I-can-version: my brother was helping a friend of his with his lawn and yard maintenance business. One day, as they were loading up at the end of a job, some kids drove by and hit the friend with an egg. He was understandably angry. They finished loading up and drove to the nearest gas station for a drink, and who was there, but the kids who threw the egg!! They were inside, and their car was still open, and the remaining 11 eggs out of the dozen were still in the car, so the friend smashed most of the eggs all over the inside of their car. He then waited with the last few eggs, and when the kids came out, threw them at them.

[@mels3958]

jjohnston94 that’s awesome!!

[@LunaP1]

Now that’s a lesson in payback tenfold.

[@jjohnston94]

@@LunaP1 Technically, it was elevenfold.

[@anthonystevens6346]

Absolutely brilliant Poe reference. You rock!

[@ericoglesby4268]

My grandpa is a farmer. Its really hard to do (I get to help when I can)

[@missingaria2503]

So, on the ring story: I work in the jewelry industry buying estate jewelry. It might seem like the dad in that situation went through all this extra trouble just to get pettyrevenge but I'd actually call this a pro move. I can't TELL you how many families deal with years and years of grief when a loved one dies, all over that loved one's prized possessions. The dad basically spared himself all of that and gave his jeweler friend some business to boot. Go him!

[@Josh_the_jester]

16:52 guess you could say a raven's IQ is pretty stacked

[@AlexThomson1000]

I work in an industry that does a lot of transactions in cash. I can almost guarantee if a guy comes in in a sharp business suit he's gonna be spending £1-£10 max, its those unassuming guys, generally a bit older who just look like every other guy on the street, who will shock you by spending thousands. They tend to just potter about the town or go to the pub in the afternoon, never underestimate how much money some of these guys put away for their retirement.

[@Seelenoede]

There is actually a r/askreddit post about sexism with car dealerships

[@MmeHyraelle]

Not surprised. Cars are mens things after all *rolleye*

[@ianbonnar1801]

Having a "tough day" is no excuse for being an absolute *grunt*

[@Hawk1966]

"Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head." - Ann Landers

[@MmeHyraelle]

Trauma does not that way sadly, but this quote can help healing, therefore thanks for putting it in comments :)

[@emmyrin7678]

Whenever someone honks at my bf, he gets out of the car with a bag on sunflower seeds and says, "I can feed the birds all day if you wanna keep honking at me. " He's a delight.

[@dio6911]

Im a simple guy, i see rslash, i click

[@helpme3713]

if your comment blows up just remember i was the first guy to like

[@njmoonfrost6145]

2:45 warms my heart. Went through something like that. I met my bully in 7th grade after Christmas when I moved. She was my first friend and bully. I ran into her in senior year and she tried to call me “My best friend in 7th grade” In return I said “No, my best friend in 7th grade is back in my hometown. Do I know you?”

[@null8291]

Forgive me as I am 5 minutes late I committed sin

[@JM-gj1oe]

Im 10 minutes late

[@starvr]

You both get 10 hail Mary's and slap a Karen. Lol

[@Ghost-tm5gw]

@@starvr loool

[@FARMERHARDY]

I'm 30

[@mjwoods14]

I don't think I asked

[@rizannesmith2284]

When OP turned their car so the bleep that wanted past the school bus could not pass OP either... yes, I'm sure the girl in the wheelchair felt bad hearing the other person honking, but I'm sure her and her family noticed what OP did and enjoyed it 😊

[@maieen2665]

I wonder what would've happened if the guy in the car behind your grandpa were another tall/combat sport athlete or a woman? I do like his tactic, though.

[@joheyjonsson2825]

My uncle is a general contractor who, with my dad and my other three uncles, was raised on a farm. My uncle is also one of the people who decided to buy H&M stocks when that company went public. I will never forget my dad trying to keep a straight face while telling me how he watched my uncle, dressed in overalls, snow mobile gloves, and heavy boots, marched into NK (think Nordstrom) and up to this really REALLY expensive crystal bowl. You could apparently hear the collective puckering of the store clerks' assholes as he jabbed his hands under his arms, pulled his gloves off, then gently lifted the bowl up and walked it to the counter. According to my dad said puckering was not nearly as loud as when their jaws slammed into the counter as my uncle payed for the stupidly expensive bowl with a debit card (you know, the kind with no credit on it). My Grandma really appreciated the birthday gift.

[@lordmeme_]

My friends dad did the ol car dealsership trick. He’s pretty well off, and wanted to get a cadillac as his work car, as he didn’t wanna keep driving his big old truck around. He went into a dealership one day, in a white t shirt and some tattered jeans, he knew what was probably going to happen. Nobody said anything to him. Then he went home, changed, got clean, and went back in his same big truck. Multiple employees tried to walk up to him. He told them that its not right to ignore someone just because theyre wearing a t shirt and tattered jeans. You don’t know who they are. He bought a cadillac, at a big discount lol because the employees kinda knew they could get them in trouble haha

[@bostonrailfan2427]

so, you just rehashed the story which itself was a rehash of several stories already featured here

[@stevenboykin116]

"Quote the raven never more" Dammit son that was awesome.

[@lincolnshelley4973]

R/: "so she went across the street and bought a Lincoln" Me: that's my name

[@mauriciaokieffe9950]

My bet is that his sister probably didn't even remember saying that phrase to her parents. She left because she was tricked for so long. And she didn't know that damn difference.

[@ayvaaa07]

only 1 dislike, i am the 960th like and love listening to these stories.

[@craigwapples4200]

Ayva Time I always felt like the dislikes are from youtubers who make similar content because if you don’t like a video while watch it long enough to not like it

[@Boomstic-nz8fw]

This is r/entitled parents but with a 100% guaranteed satisfying revenge

[@davidtobin8782]

We also used to have someone use are Spotify account. I either blasted the Smashing Pumpkins at them or Rick rolled them.

[@Takisan111]

Never leave food unguarded at a beach. I once had a bag of pretzels yoinked away from me by a raccoon. Little bugger snuck up on me when I had my back turned and I didn't even notice it till I caught a glimpse of it from the corner of my eye. By that point, it already had the bag and it made a mad rush back into the woods behind me.

[@cynick64]

The pettiness may have annoyed them, but that last poem killed em dud

[@Blaidd8]

The story about the dealership reminds me of a story a college instructor told us once. His brother in law is a heavy implement salesman in Florida(farm tractors, combine harvesters, plows, dump trucks, etc). And one day a man in a beat up pickup, wearing muddy overalls and construction boots pulled into the dealership. None of the sales staff are going out to talk to him, "because he looks like a schlep." Teachers in law goes out, turns out the guy owns a clear cutting/removal business and is upgrading his fleet before hurricane season hits. Ended up buying a dozen dump trucks and a few heavy duty dually pickups, said his brother in law got away with an almost $250,000 commission on the sale.

[@JessicaDuBois]

All 64 dislikes are Karen's and must be offended cause these stories hit home. Don't be a Karen! Like for YUGO! He is awesome.

[@admiralblackcat]

?

[@courtneywoodbury5198]

I had a teacher who had done many things in his life, including working at a private plane dealership. He told a story (I don't recall if he was there of if it was just a tale coworkers told) about a very casually dressed man with a big paper bag coming to the dealership. No one paid him any mind except the new guy who went ahead and assisted the man in shopping. When the man had made his choice he handed the guy the paper bag which turned out to be filled with hundreds of thousands of dollars in CASH. There was like 20k more in there than was needed and the guy was told to keep it because he'd been so nice and respectful despite his appearance. When asked why he was dressed that way by others, he replied 'If *you* were carrying hundreds of thousands in cash, would you dress like it?'

[@thethreemuskateens4674]

Wow, I've never been this early before, love your vids and ur entitled parent and kid voices are perfect.

[@joshuamiranda4707]

The Three Muskateens same I just got up and opened KZbin

[@Darwinsmom]

Sweet Jeebuzz! The story about Meanie hit me like a ton of bricks! I have never seen or heard of anyone else pulling that stunt on a beyotch besides ME! I ran into a rather nasty piece of work at a Costco not long after my husband's passing. She knew him through her work, and many of her co-workers gossiped about our marriage and claimed I was after his "money". The irony of that was that he was left pretty close to destitute from a divorce, and I was the one with the money! Anyway, this beyotch tried to corner me at Costco, and I rankled at the very sound of her voice. I pretended I did not recognize her and had no clue who she was. After a solid five minutes of her trying to "remind" me who she was, I just shrugged my shoulders and said, "sorry - cannot place you at all". She just muttered an apology of sorts for "bothering me" and then wandered off confused. JUSTICE! You made my day including this story, rSlash!

[@aloevera0.0]

just got the notification two hours late. at least it wasn’t two days late like last time lmfaoo

[@MmeHyraelle]

Thats youtube notifications. Sometimes I already watched the video then it pops.

[@PJBloop]

You guys are getting notification?

[@bobbyhinner3225]

I’ve had people in my Spotify and accounts before. Change your passwords, enable two factor authentication, and please use different passwords for things. Make sure you get update emails as things are logged into . Luckily they haven’t gotten into anything that has my money linked to it before I did that

[@bananajalapeno8320]

eXcUseeeeEee mE! YOU, RSLASH! Do you run KZbin?! I DEMAND to speak to the person higher then you. YOU are including stories about us karen’s and being so INCOMPETENT! I WANT A MANAGER! MANAGER! MANAGER!

[@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00]

For that first story, all I have to say is: Indifference is the cruelest retort when dealing with attention-seekers.

[@beccataylor2842]

I feel the ring story is more prorevenge then petty

[@jjohnston94]

Yep, definitely the sublety and patience of the long con at work there.

[@kradxx1926]

That was pretty slick, quote the Raven nevermore. LOL

[@surrita3940]

I may look calm but i've punched these people 3 times in my head.

[@MrJamington]

what?

[@13BGunBunny]

In his head he imagined punching those people.

[@wangpasta]

r/iamverybadass ?

[@cadaver0000]

That little poem at the end was dope

[@SnootDog]

ah, yes 0 dislikes AS IT SHOULD BE

[@aussiedevil3418]

General Kenobi I did it

[@josi4251]

I worked in a jewelry store in Texas back in the 80's. I learned NEVER to judge someone by what they wore and treated everyone the same. There were folks who came in all dressed up and bought nothing, while good old boys that might have just come in front the farm were loaded and bought $10K in merchandise. Yee-haw!

[@cheetachug]

The first one was like: can't remove them? join them

[@TrekkerMoto]

Speaking of the "looking poor" my buddy used to work as a commercial door repairman. He went down to this farm land to do some repairs knowing the owner was a 10's of millionaire because he owned the company that did all of the trash pickup for the nearby cities. They finished up for the day and a helicopter comes and lands by the house and this old farmer looking dude hops out in dirty overalls. He asked if they were done, they said yes can you let the owner know (they hadn't met him) and he stated he was the owner. He flew back and forth to work in a helicopter and worked on his land in all his free time and was a really humble nice dude from what I was told. Don't judge a book by it's cover

[@anordinarygamer1563]

R/'s subscribers: Hes the messiah! R/: Im not the messiah

[@kateemma22]

He’s just a naughty boy

[@GhostHunterDipperPines]

I have a story about my grandpa who also died before I was born, I got this story from my mom. My grandpa and mom were at a coffee shop, and the shop was crowded, so the service was slow, so my Grandpa went behind the counter, grabbed the coffee pourer, and poured his coffee, and then started serving everyone else. Needless to say, he wasn’t allowed back to that coffee shop.

[@lobis8929]

Hi

[@MongoBongoLettuce]

Great job on first!

[@superoates3572]

Good job

[@michaelklein6420]

Hi

[@felistaroge9592]

Good job on being first

[@amyerwin4314]

Great job

[@kateemma22]

Getting to ‘Pretty Woman’ some salesprick is my definition of success.

[@deyvianz]

Hi I love you 🤍 don’t forget (goes out to anyone else who sees this stay safe!!)

[@NoahSmith-kt2ik]

Thx

[@WailingFriend]

(╭☞•́⍛•̀)╭☞

[@tornadogames4182]

👌👌👌

[@blakebowmen1704]

The aunt and the ring very much reminded me of my own entitled aunt too. During the last months of my grandma's life. She had a few jewelries that were precious to her and one of that is a gold ring that has a 3-4 carat diamond. My aunt has laid her eyes on that ring and decided to sneak in my grandma's room to steal it. She got caught and explained to my grandma that she is just going to borrow it for an event she will attend. For weeks my grandma was looking for it, asking on where she put it. Then what happened next is what enraged me so much. She lied about losing it and 'accidentally' flushing it down the toilet, this of course ruined my grandma's day but she believed in her. The next week my grandma finds my aunt just casually wearing it around. As the kind old lady she was, my grandma decided to just let it go and take it all in, before she could visit our home (a worry place for her). The next day she visited our house while carrying the purse where she kept all of her jewelry. She gave me a small diamond ring and a pair of dark ruby earrings for my little sister as our inheritance, while the others in the purse were given to my parents. We were all shocked and of course worried why she is suddenly giving all of her precious jewelry. (We didn't know it was one of the last days we will see her.) My grandmother then explained that she didn't want her last memories to be kept by 'such' a person (referring to my aunt). My parents thanked her for the offer but we only accepted the ring and the earrings to be respectful as we don't want others (my aunts and uncles) to think of it wrongly. She reluctantly agreed and went home after the sun had set. Just a week after she had a heart attack, a complication from her lung condition, she was hospitalized for weeks before passing away. A night before her burial, each and every of her children was to give a eulogy (a tribute speech for the dead) to my grandma. When the time for my aunt to give her speech, my parents' eyes landed on the diamond ring she stole from my grandmother. I literally saw my mom clench her jaw in anger. It was when I realized why they're mad, it was because of the ring. It reminded them how much she mistreated my grandmother when she was alive. My aunt even fueled the fire when she talked bad about my grandma on how she don't mind her own business and won't let my aunt have fun. To cut the long story short, after she gave her speech my family and one of my uncle's family doesn't invite her and her family to family gatherings unless it's a reunion.

[@blakebowmen1704]

She deserves it ❤️