r/Prorevenge His Life Was Cursed After He Desecrated An Ancient Burial Ground!

[@rSlash]

"Dude, are you sure you want to do that? That is literally the plot of a lot of horror movies."

[@artoria3046]

lol

[@moneyboombox99]

What plot?

[@dailysacrificedoublee]

Do people normally raid tombs in horror movies?

[@mallardduck6086]

Are you stupid!?

[@ringmaster_clownzer]

It really is

[@ControveryDisturber]

As an archaeology volunteer, I literally gasped when Rslash described what they'd done. It was really sad to lose all of that data. What OP didn't mention is that, out of context, the artifacts have basically no value.

[@crescentmoon5859]

Besides the value, they held back in in the time of the dead being buried but so much is lost to students who act like that on real fieldwork because no data is reliable, and the artifacts just being ruined or at least photo's of them can never be used and has turned from historical objects to old ruined trash which is awful.

[@Fyreflier]

I don't have anything to do with archaeology but I was tearing up at hearing how they'd ruined the digsite and desecrated those graves

[@starbird3939]

I am rewatching the video to get a better idea of what they had done. Art student who took a course in art history... and always grateful for the artwork and artifacts that are recovered.

[@SCP_Wandsman13_13]

As someone interested in history, I can't believe that happened. No one with at least one brain cell who is going into a job that requires digging would ever do this.

[@mandymagnolia1966]

I studied archaeology as a minor in school (only option we had) and I was so pissed by what they did. What the actual hell. Plus, archaeology is a destructive science. Once somethings dug up, you can’t put it back together again. You can try, but it’ll never be in the exact same position as when you found it

[@halowar0527]

You could say they “dug their own grave”

[@TurkeyTueky]

Eyyyyy 😎

[@mattw8332]

*groan*

[@rjsuvakjr]

Buh dum tsss

[@David_Duckylove225]

Noice

[@maieen2665]

*golf clap*

[@crabrave413]

The Guys: Dig up a burial site while drunk The spirits who were enjoying the night: ima bout to end these men's whole career literally

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

The spirits: You know the rules and so do I

[@weewoo4913]

You know why I’m here

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

@@weewoo4913 amazing

[@kyojurorengoku730]

@@BeefMeisterSupreme The spirits: So you have chosen death😈

[@bingusaerospace]

did he get drunk off spirits lmao

[@Juju2927]

You know Matt is a great guy because he *apologized* for his unjustified anger towards OP. Many wouldn't-

[@nuggetman3868]

I always saw matt from wii sports as a nice guy

[@Roozyj]

I don't understand people who don't do that... If you are rude to someone, the least you can do is just say "I'm sorry, I'm having a bad day. It's not your fault" or something. The same with callcenters and stuff. Even when I'm getting desperate about something, I keep repeating in my rant that "I know you didn't cause this and you probably can't fix it, but I just don't know what to do". It's not that hard, people.

[@darkmega24ify]

@@Roozyj it really is! Sucky people just can't seem to get past their sense of entitlement and/or pride >.>

[@bigbootros4362]

@@Roozyj a lot of people enjoy being rude to others. Many people take a lot of pleasure being rude to call centers or on youtube comments. In the public facing jobs I've done and still do, many people love being rude to make themselves feel better.

[@canadiangamer4762]

i would have forgiven OP as well if i were in Matt's shoes

[@soulgazer11]

These guys deserve jail, honestly. I'm glad OP had a decent teacher who defended her honor to the uni Deans and officials.

[@hantenguuppermoon4730]

Um haha no, YOU deserve to go to jail. Those guys were just drunk duh!

[@czerky1091]

@@hantenguuppermoon4730 your username and pfp make it even funnier

[@kespeth2]

What's the Auatralian equivalent of "Big Bubba"? That's who they should be living with.

[@hantenguuppermoon4730]

@@czerky1091 Um did I ask? Your generation is so rude and ignorant.

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

They did a bad thing but I think the punishment was enough

[@elistewart3435]

From now on when I need to make an important decision, I am going to ask myself, “Which one will get me killed if I am in a horror movie?”

[@Ragehunger]

You underestimate the power of plot twists.

[@Roozyj]

Walking up the stairs and saying "Hello??" probably tbh.

[@Forest_Fifer]

If the lights dont work when entering an abandoned building, just keep going, what's the worst that could happen?

[@megakaren2160]

If you and your significant other are alone in the woods, feeling a bit frisky, maybe take a swim in the cold lake instead.

[@iffahnurdian]

walking down the basement that has a broken light and holding a flashlight while screaming "hello?" and then approach the mysterious sound in the corner of the room

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

The fact that there was no contrition from these three clowns makes the whole thing so much worse. You'd think that they'd be beyond sorry for what they had done, but evidently not.

[@sirhc199331]

only 2 of the ones who were involved gazza or "garry" as rslash was calling him wasnt involved in the drunken "archaeology"

[@Tkdboy-gk1wk]

@@sirhc199331 There was also a Kevin that got involved.

[@sirhc199331]

@@Tkdboy-gk1wk kevin didnt seem involved in the class itself though nor did it seem had any personal contact with op from how the story went

[@YukoHoon]

@@sirhc199331 Uh... Kevin was part of another group? The one group that took Garry in?

[@sirhc199331]

@@YukoHoon oh guess I'm stupid seems I missed that thought he was just someone they got drunk with

[@sarahbrown4917]

The first story hits home as I’m an archaeologist masters student, and in my undergrad we were all warned about doing dodgy excavation work, as it can lead to fines and jail time. Another note, archaeologist do work with animal remains. There’s zooarchaeology, a sub-division in environmental archaeology. Social-Zooarchaeology (my specialism) has also appeared in the last decade which explores animals as more than just sustenance.

[@galacticbob1]

I'm glad those guys got expelled, but it still doesn't really feel like they got what they deserved. 😉

[@melmoody5398]

I simplified it, and in the comments of the actual post, I've quoted what Matt used to tell his first year students every year regarding archaeology and paeleontology.

[@wannabehistorian371]

First story? There was only one.

[@extremetwisterplays1850]

It was the Secind story but who cares

[@NinjaContravaniaManX]

Karen: "Bazza, Dazza and Gazza... I think I'm calling you Bob, David and Greg."

[@powerpuff_avenger]

Don't forget about Kevin!

[@unokitsune]

I love your display picture. I found my own Gameboy Brick after years of it hidden away

[@NinjaContravaniaManX]

@@unokitsune The device that started it all for me. My family had a Commodore, Atari and Amiga before, but those games didn't really interest me. Even Tetris that came with the Game Boy was boring to me. Super Mario Land on the other hand... :D

[@JadeAnnabelArt]

I noticed that XD As an australian, it hurts to hear it 'simplified' like that.

[@unokitsune]

@@NinjaContravaniaManX Mine survived having 20 year old AA batteries that at some point exploded in it. With new batteries it still works no rust! :D My games were Pokémon, Mario and on the consoles Pokémon, Mario, Yoshi, Donkey Kong....They still work too!!!!

[@cakenpuddin1]

I’m not in archeology. Didn’t know anything about it other than listening to the story, but I was shaking with rage on OP’s behalf like WTF. 🤬

[@theflyingwatermelon4936]

why? what did she do?

[@wmdkitty]

@@theflyingwatermelon4936 She didn't, her teammates forked up.

[@melmoody5398]

Oh, trust me, they were lucky we were surrounded by people. I'm a redhead, I had a large hole in a cemetery, and a shovel. I was ropable that entire weekend.

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

Same.. if it was me i would have rioted like wtf you mess up your own shit and i’m the one that is in deep shit because of that.. fuck off i’m not easily intimidated by a couple of clowns so they would have gotten an earful from me like wtf

[@Wi-Fi-El]

I accidentally stumbled across a native american gravesite once. I didn't know what it was at first, but a couple items were exposed through the dirt upon closer inspection. I believe in curses, so I quickly said a blessing, apologized to the dead for impeding on the gravesite, and got tf out of there

[@kittys.2870]

Meanwhile Rick Santorum is attempting to falsely claim the americas were totally UNPOPULATED when the first Europeans landed here.

[@Lucky-Nick123]

That's right thing to do , your lucky you didn't got arrested

[@caolanochearnaigh9804]

You believe in curses? Get a life...

[@inkwars6354]

@@caolanochearnaigh9804 it’s not your job invalidate other’s beliefs just because you don’t agree

[@caolanochearnaigh9804]

@@inkwars6354 Believe what ever you like, I still say it's bullcrap...

[@humanoid251]

“They’d make the Duracell bunny jealous” Energizer: am I a joke to you?

[@SmokeyVibez]

The US is the only country to use the Energizer Bunny. Everywhere else people know the bunny from Duracell.

[@humanoid251]

@@SmokeyVibez really? Fascinating

[@SmokeyVibez]

@@humanoid251 @CompanyMan talks about it in one of his videos about Energizer and Duracell.

[@puppilull7830]

It's become an expression in Swedish: duracellkanin, a person who is very (overly) energetic. I barely remember the ad campaign but the expression is still in use.

[@pystonge]

I just learned last week (and I'm 47!) that the Duracell bunny was first used in advertisements, and the Energizer one came after in one campaign to laugh at Duracell, and I guess the joke just kept going, and going... we have it in Canada as well.

[@SilverStar985]

My brother is an archeologist and I can almost hear him ranting about improper procedure and curses despite being several states away. I would not be surprised if these guys had reoccurring problems after his, don't mess with ancient burial grounds. But it sounds like OP and her professor are good at what they do. Edit: Big brother has been shown this video, he liked that it was accurate to the field, but HATTED what these idiots did. He thought it was really fitting what happed to the idiots who messed with the grave.

[@aaronmahnken1763]

I can’t believe you didn’t use “those guys literally dug their own grave.” 😆

[@FearMyFoot]

I'm not even close to knowledgeable in archaeology or anything close to it, but it stung my heart to hear that they compromised such a big amount of artifacts. Also; Best of wishes for the newborn, she's so beautiful! My first thought when seeing the update was; "Are we going to get some baby-bloopers now? Please?"

[@Hypastpist]

its a plot of a white collar horror movie "OH NO MY PENSION PLAN!"

[@canislupus4655]

As an archaeology major I too wanted to cry at the mental image of that dig. All of that work going to waste, not to mention how those guys effectively destroyed any knowledge those artifacts could have provided.....oof

[@redemption101caleb]

“Archeology is nothing like what movies make it out to be” What, you mean all archeologists aren’t expertly trained special ops combatants with more battle experience than most paramilitary mercs? That’s news to me!

[@cyberplays6066]

People think they are here first, but the first person here is always Rslash. He has to upload the video

[@casperartss]

That is true

[@shaereub4450]

I thought you were gonna say Yugo

[@dyshemaross5690]

I know it's a joke but it's a real stupid one

[@shaokan24]

@@dyshemaross5690 Nah, you're just uncultured.

[@natzclover]

LMAO

[@bhuddatwerks]

I was going to take an oil painting class one semester because I thought it would be nice and it checked off an area within my general education. However, I found out pretty quickly that I sucked at oil painting. I just dropped the class and signed up for something else (I think it was Native American Art). You can always drop instead of fucking over your classmates.

[@crusher20121]

I've refreshed my KZbin for the past 11 minutes just to listen on my way to work

[@goblim1462]

Same

[@casperartss]

I feel you I

[@Kai-pf9yv]

pog

[@vividvault9285]

Why do you need to refresh the video? Just hit play and let it play.

[@kenziesaige225]

@@vividvault9285 they were refreshing the channel until the video popped up, not refreshing the video.

[@Sarioya]

*reads title* I've seen this movie, and very much wish that Sam Raimi would release it on DVD or Blu-Ray.

[@patricialessard8651]

Congrats to Mom,Dad and must not forget, Hugo! Excellent stories. Thank you and enjoy parenthood!

[@Wendy_O._Koopa]

The Duracell bunny is the Energizer Bunny from the Berenstone Universe where everyone remembers the family as the Berenstain Bears, ironically.

[@RobertFerro3]

The energizer bunny is actually only an American thing. In the rest of the world it is known as the Duracell bunny

[@vividvault9285]

@@RobertFerro3 They both had bunny mascots at one point. Both are known across the planet with a 5 second google search under your belt.

[@Starfloofle]

Hmmm... I guess we finally have our answer to the question of "What exactly is the line between archaeology and grave robbing?"

[@zerozer0298]

Finally, got 7 seconds, I know it doesn't matter but this is the most fun I can have before going to work for 10 or 11.5 hrs

[@kakashilover9231]

Oh that's gotta suck, well I hope you like your job and love your pfp

[@johncarlortiz2672]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2eqaYGsbstrbs0

[@kakashilover9231]

@@johncarlortiz2672 but y

[@johncarlortiz2672]

Ummm

[@Sorchia56]

OMGosh, isn’t that illegal? I know here it’s illegal to do that in a cemetery, let alone be drunk and breaking into a cemetery. Unbelievable maggots.

[@the_0ctrain]

I can't believe how talented in multitasking you have hyper dog Hugo and a cute baby Lilly I love ur content (I have the memory of a goldfish sorry if I misspelled names)

[@13BGunBunny]

Yugo* :-)

[@jainaproudgurl7489]

As someone who majors in Anthropology and has done a few archaeology field schools, that last story really pissed me off. Archaeology is a slow, methodical profession for a reason, and them doing what they did would completely screw any data coming from that unit and makes the artifacts found significantly less useful.

[@Yaminisu]

I actually have a bachelors degree in archaeology. So, that story really got to me. Those jerks deserved everything that happened to them. Not only did they ruin any contextual information from the site (which is a large part of how archaeologists determine anything) that information can’t be reobtained. Not sure if anyone understands (or cares) why archaeology is such a slow process. The reason for all the photos and measurements is because of stratigraphy. Here is a basic overview of stratigraphy. Say you are digging through a whole in the ground. You can use the different types of soil etc to inform your did since different types of soil are laid in layers called strata. For example. At the dig site I worked at (I was fortunate enough to work on two different ones in college) there had been a forest fire in the area where the site was located 100 years ago. Therefore, once we got to a certain depth there would be a layer of charcoal we would have to dig through. Everything we found beneath the layer of charcoal we knew was there before the fire. Hope that makes sense.

[@gabrielho1874]

So they destroyed the only chance of dating which time period those +200 items are from?

[@Ragehunger]

Not only did these three stooges ruin an important archaeology site, but they also did it while being hammered. That really speaks volumes about their character and decision making.

[@TheWolfie234]

I'm also very sad as those three stooges also messed up valuable data that can never be replaced. There was probably something good to learn from that grave. And they messed it up. I am the biology field, but as a fellow scientist. That infuriates me.

[@phlushphish793]

That's not a grave, it's a gully. Those aren't 'precious artifacts.' They're crap dug up from the ground. They 'excavate' there every year for practice.

[@sunburstisland2560]

Desecrating a gravesite is bad enough, but after getting caught, instead of showing shame and embarrassment in their actions, they instead got angry because they got caught, and decided to purposefully mess up more of the gravesite and wish sexual violence on their remaining team member? It honestly sounds like they're entitled kids, not an ounce of regret for what they did, only for getting caught, and going on to continue to be terrible because they think they'll somehow get away with it, or simply don't care if they're caught. Eventually they'll learn you won't always get bailed out by mommy and daddy and that you can't always have your way.

[@cybercat29]

I second that and agree with you 💯

[@gmun2248]

"Like an unwanted tampon string hanging out a bikini." This is one of the best phrases I have ever heard. (And confirmed the story was Australian for me!)

[@melmoody5398]

Thanks, I kept giggling as I wrote it, it really puts that image out there and now you can't get rid of it 😂😂😂

[@gmun2248]

@@melmoody5398 Did you actually coin that phrase?! I assumed it had to be Aussie, it was so blunt & 'out there' (sorry! 😆). I hope it catches on. (Unintentional. Omg, so punny as well. 🤣)

[@melmoody5398]

@@gmun2248 yes, I coined it, but saying that, I'm sure there are others who may have used it as well, so I'm not claiming ownership of it.

[@citadelofwinds1564]

For some reason that reference reminded me of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

[@Theworkingtorontoman]

Hey rslash, despite u just having a baby girl you still pushed out content and we are forever appreciative for your dedication. Also, BIG CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BABY!👊🏽

[@wilsonweiseng6485]

now this is the ghost story i've been dying for

[@rachelrichard9616]

All I could think about was "How can anyone be so disrespectful?!" Yes, I know the burial grounds are old/"ancient", but those were other people's loved ones.... I don't know, maybe I'm looking at it from the wrong angle; but I know I sure wouldn't like it if someone disrespected my loved ones that way.

[@kaitybrady4096]

I know it's a serious story but you can't change Bazza and Dazza to Bob and David! *cries in Australian*

[@melmoody5398]

To be fair, he warned me he'd be changing them, and since he posts up the written parts as he's reading them, I wasn't too fazed about it. But yeah, Bazza, Gazza, Dazza, and Kezza are all quintessentially Aussie names, and I thought they fit rather nicely together 😂

[@maggietidwell6715]

I'm laughing out loud to myself at the comment " I was hanging like a tampon string in a bikini.

[@1bendykat]

I don’t know if the burial ground story is Prorevenge so much as being cursed.

[@definitelyaduck]

The spirits got the revenge

[@definitelyaduck]

I would know bcuz I’m an owl

[@nuggetman3868]

@@definitelyaduck ah.

[@nuggetman3868]

@@definitelyaduck ok.

[@ethribin4188]

The differences between archeologist, a grave robber and a vandal. Archeologists disturb graves in order to learn about our past. Grave robbers disturb graves for monetary gains exclusivly. Vandals disturb graves for the fun of it.

[@cybercat29]

I would add that archeologists will also keep the location of a dig site a secret until it has been entirely dug up and all artifacts documented to keep grave robbers from stealing the artifacts from the site 🥺

[@ethribin4188]

@@cybercat29 so will grave robbers and vandals xD Ultimativly, archeologist who desturb graves disturb the resting place of the dead. No way around it. The question is, is learning and educating about the past an acceptable reason to disturb the dead.

[@melmoody5398]

To be fair, we weren't excavating graves themselves, we were excavating the dry creek need/gully that bisected the cemetery, and was used to throw broken ornaments/mementos, and even a broken headstone, into. It was essentially the tip (aka rubbish dump) for the cemetery.

[@dailysacrificedoublee]

I happened to open the app four seconds after this was posted.

[@kninenights]

I’m not even someone who works with archaeology or anything but I still literally winced when RSlash read out what they’d done to the dig site like what the f**k?!

[@kakashilover9231]

Hope you notice this, beautiful baby you have, I know you won't make any mistakes with her. I would of said something yesterday if I had seen the post, but ofc I didn't see it till now. Good luck man, and congrats

[@luvondarox]

The archeological dig story just blows me away. This is almost surreal.

[@MegaEricPham]

As someone who had a lot of free time before my double digits. I would search up physics, geology, archeology, zoology and just all sorts of things. Hearing this story made me so angry and so upset my inner child but holy crap that was a major curse if I've ever seen one.

[@feathersprinkles]

LOL I absolutely love digs. My pedestals are a work of art. Kept watching, good lord the mess of that site, I'm having anxiety just thinking about it. Had something similar happen at field school where someone picked up surface finds and took them home, in a country where it is ILLEGAL to keep ANYTHING from a site, active or not. Never seen a group of archaeologists so flaming mad.

[@tiana_andherbooks]

That title BLEW my mind-

[@em1osmurf]

sounds like well-educated applicants for the "do you want to super-size that?" auditions. excellent vid!

[@dracko158]

The 2nd story could almost be a short movie. XD

[@FoxVonBonk]

That was a good one! Her extensive vocabulary and idioms were quite entertaining! :D

[@melmoody5398]

Thanks!

[@ethandouglass4833]

I clicked on this video quicker than a Karen could call the cops/manager

[@emzkia8303]

I think you meant the manager

[@hiroshi7025]

@@emzkia8303 Karens ask for the manager, they can't call them.

[@nanya524]

So... You know the Covidiots who go "REEEE! WHERE'S YOUR MASK?!"?

[@fiery_ginger7530]

I cliked faster than a cop who shoots black man

[@Miss_Jackson251]

Damn, now THAT'S speed

[@maggpiprime954]

I would love to volunteer as a hot/cold drinks gopher for a dig. Maybe I'd even be allowed to sketch some of the artefacts! But OMG, how this story hurt to hear!

[@SpoiledMilk.D.E.C]

Clicked As Fast As I Could With A Kitten On My Arm.

[@drakorangefire8790]

Acceptable delay

[@cybercat29]

Aww 😻❤

[@a_potat]

😱😱😱😱 cyuuutteeee

[@battyrae1398]

Every time someone mentions grave desecration I think of the bone stealing witch. Yes. This was a real person.

[@lionkinglover88]

Less than a minute after posting. I love it.

[@sniffersmc2827]

"left hanging like the unwanted tampon string dangling out of the gusset of a bikini" I genuinely spit my food out laughing

[@vladikalchev319]

This is indeed my favorite channel

[@WillieManga]

4:47 Indeed. Most real life archaeology jobs don't tend to involve living dinosaurs, face melting holy artifacts or alien rock skulls.

[@acutiewithagun3796]

My cat loves your videos I wish I was kidding once she hears your voice she starts purring

[@TubingBread]

Aww, that’s adorable.

[@cybercat29]

Aww 😻❤

[@justin2308]

First One: What kind of mayor or city government do they have? One full of Karens and Kevins? How did they cave to his demands that quickly when they could’ve proven all those claims were false. Second One: This one made my blood boil because they pretty much destroyed history with that stunt. They should’ve gotten jail time at least for trespassing, but what happened was actually much better.

[@DreadEnder]

I like the second one I plan on becoming a palaeontologist ( very similar to archeology but usually more pre-historic) you need a high lever university degree to do it but it pays better that a doctor

[@Darwinsmom]

As an undergrad I got to work as a labourer on a dig that was being undertaken where a new bridge was being constructed over a river. Since it was a salvage dig, it was being done in winter. The archaeologist in charge was interviewed by Jay Ingram for Discovery Channel, and she announced it was the first time a dig had been undertaken in winter south of the Arctic Circle. It was every bit as tedious as OP described, only we also had to thaw the ground using a framework of brood lights so we could open every pit. It was a little rough trying to keep warm once the brood lights were moved, but it was exciting. I found a clear quartzite thumbnail scraper in one of the batches of matrix I was screening - I was probably the first human to touch it in 6,000 to 12,000 years. If anyone had pulled an AH stunt like OP described, I doubt they could have run far enough or fast enough to get away - from our entire dig team!

[@PozestStar]

Good morning everyone! I haven't been this early in a long time!

My first time this early!

[@shaereub4450]

Me too

[@eirualrose6249]

I think this is one of my favorite rat stories not just because it has archaeology in it

[@alexwilliams6492]

Congrats on your newborn child :)

[@bbbeebee7176]

Love the name guessing. Bazza - Barry, Dazza - Darren / Darrel, Gazza - Gary. Kezza is probably Kevin...but Kerry can be a blokes name these days...

[@snowbudy9158]

I think that is the best thumbnail yet lmao

[@jessiea4932]

Since there are Indigenous artefacts found on mining sites in Australia maybe it is a blessing that their disrespectful selves can’t get a degree? Mining is a huge business and everyone on a mining site is qualified before they even stepped foot on the sites. Thanks OP for your report. 😁

[@marcymacymiky5016]

That sounds like something out of an India Jones movie

[@thunderflare59]

It belongs in a museum!

[@marcymacymiky5016]

@@thunderflare59 lol, the older movies were amazing though!

[@demonetizebot5179]

I don't know why the thumbnail is so funny, just the idea of this skeleton texting "lol enjoy your curse" is hilarious

[@conspiracypanda1200]

The archeology story has _so many_ Australian terms and nicknames that you translated without flinching. I'm not sure whether I should be dissapointed or impressed...

[@mikebeagley]

Granted he slipped in alternate names consistently, but Bazza = Barry, Dazza = Darren, Gazza = Gary, so reading along wasn't working for me....

[@valourss]

now THATS what I call digging your own GRAVE

[@MizTameRumors]

Lol you changed Dazza, Bazza and Gazza to David, Bob and Greg? It's Daren, Barry, and Gareth....

[@ToriArti1]

I can emphasize with op because I had an experience like that in college but with valuable 17th Century art. One of the girls in my project group walked up to a Jean-Baptiste Regnault and TOUCHED IT WITH HER UNGLOVED HAND. (I think I felt my soul leave my body) I was very surprised that she only got away with being banished to the museum lobby for the rest of the museum visit. (Or so I’m told)

[@ToriArti1]

Edit: it was 18th Century

[@Mr_Light56]

Imagine r/ having kids he will be the absolute king of reading books cuz he does not stutter when he reads Reddit posts it is amazing how he does not stutter how he does not forget words it is amazing

[@locutus442]

He made a community post two days ago announcing the birth of his baby girl, Lily.

[@ElementalArcher]

Well, he already has kids

[@vividvault9285]

Also, post production is a misleading thing. I can record myself throwing a basket ball behind me for it to land in the hoop and post it online and everyone will think it's cool. What they wont see are the 647 other recordings that I deleted when I was trying it. This applies to literally any post production. It can always be edited or rerecorded until it is satisfactory.

[@StopMotionManUK]

Garry, Barry and Darren 🤣

[@MNNski]

I'm not an archeologist, but I'm a bit of an archology enthusiast. What these guys did makes me wonder how this matt guy did not literally strangle them to death on the spot. I just hope this site was not an important one, because who knows what historical evidence they destroyed. For those of you who don't know, this is so serious that they will leave parts of dig sites unstudied for future generations to uncover with better methods and technology in hopes of discoveries that would not be possible at the time. These areas are often kept secret or guarded from looters.

[@2wayy_kiki]

I haven’t been this early in a fat minute

[@D64nz]

Just to add a bit more salt to the wound, a geologist course was a cheap way to a high paying job in this part of the world. The mine companies would often take students in their 2nd year at the height of the shortage. I'm not sure if they are still looking that hard for new sites but it was possible to walk into a high 5 figure or low 6 figure wage after just 2 years of study, so long as you were ok with travelling to the outback, which is a very hostile environment. I have friends that bought houses on this money in 2 or 3 years of work. All expenses are covered when they are deployed after all. You just need a thick skin to deal with the outback aussie yobbos, especially if you're female.

[@dmj271095]

unwanted tampon string out of the gusset of a bikini is an amazing turn of phrase

[@wrgirlie86]

To quote a Jackie Chan cartoon, 'Archeologists use small tiny brushes..."

[@brokenprincess7013]

Do you guys remember the video where he put his genuine reaction to one of the stories and it was like "what the-" thing? Like I wanna find that video again so can y'all help me?

[@brokenprincess7013]

It was even for like the first time too. And everyone in the comments was like "do more genuine reactions please!"

[@ShilohFae]

This was an Entitled Parents vid. The story was about someone with leukemia (I think) and they and their mother were carpooling with the OP. Another woman was too, and when the cancer patient puked and their mom offered compensation, the mom wouldn't take it but the Entitled Woman tried to.

[@BVBGirl-3313]

Anyone else hearing the details of actual archeology and is like...THATS NOT BORING .... Also holy eff i feel so sorry for OP 😭 Glad they got to turn it around as a PSA on what not to do

[@melmoody5398]

I myself find it quite fascinating, even when it's monotonous, but not everyone else does, hence why I put that in there. You need to be willing to pay attention to *every single detail*, including changes to soil color, as this can indicate changes in soil type, pH, or even be evidence of artefacts/finds. For example, finding dark soil in an area where the soil is usually a much lighter or different color could indicate ashes and remnants from fire.

[@BVBGirl-3313]

@@melmoody5398 its like every thing you uncover...even dirt...has a mystery you gotta figure out and put together as you discover... It just sounds relaxing to me...i probably would have gone into anthropology as a major if any college around me offered it...i was able to minor it tho...and it was fun

[@melmoody5398]

@@BVBGirl-3313 I did anthropology for 2 years, but dropped it my third year as it was full of arrogant psychology students, and I was getting fed up with them directing the tutorials to suit their psychology course, and not the anthropology course. But yeah, it's really quite fascinating, if you aren't someone with an attention span shorter than that of a 3 year old...

[@BVBGirl-3313]

@@melmoody5398 or wow, our anth classes were filled with history, sociology and gender studies students...and we pretty much stuck to the teachers topics...my fav was the mythology class...wish you could have enjoyed it

[@melmoody5398]

@@BVBGirl-3313 Yeah, my first year was a blast, the anthro lecturer was a lot like Matt, but he went off to PNG for a year, as he had a habit of doing every couple of years, and his replacement leaned more towards those behavioural sciences, so the psych students were encouraged to enroll in the class.

[@kriegerderzeit1384]

posting like clockwork, i love it

[@hannahhowarth4295]

Rslash trying to decifer Aussie slang is hilarious

[@jeremyadlermusic]

I’m sorry, the only thing I got out of this whole episode is that OP in the last story called the Energizer Bunny the “Duracell bunny” 😂😂😂

[@Gizmondo84]

They both have bunnies and Duracells is older

[@melmoody5398]

That's because it's that way everywhere else outside of the US. Something to do with the US Duracell trademark lapsing, so Energizer snapped it up.

[@TheRuneTail]

Love how Op had to point out that it wasn't like Idiana Jones or Tomb Raider.......oh really? You mean archeologists don't fight against Nazis or dinosaurs on a daily basis

[@melmoody5398]

The dinosaurs would be paeleontologists, and as for fighting Nazi's, we didn't really get them invading Australia during WWII, they were too busy fighting us over in Europe.

[@TheRuneTail]

@@melmoody5398 I was making a joke about the things Indie and Lara fight a lot

[@melmoody5398]

Yeah, I figured that, I was just being a shit. I had pretty much the same discussion with another Redditor in the comments of my original post 😂

[@ActuallyTrashy]

Every morning I never my my rSlash 💕💕

[@cowchief832]

Lol what

[@Epiphalactic]

Duracell bunny? That's crazy I'd never heard of that. Only the energizer bunny.

[@theonlylordtachanka]

My gf just broke up with me and rslash just posted a video thank you rslash for posting and making me froget about what happend

[@nuggetman3868]

She was an idiot anyways. Dont worry

[@ZentoK18]

Congratulations on the baby! I'm so happy for you!

[@Grace-I-guess]

DO TREE LAW PLEASE

[@K9TheKamikaze]

Ik im still waiting

[@Joeru707]

Gazza is usually Gary or Graham and Bazza is usually Barry. Just a heads up.

[@SpaceCadet2569]

Why didn’t you say Bazza. (Barry) and Dazza (Darren). These are names used in the UK and Australia.

[@Addixxtion]

Yes I just made a similar comment. Gazza (Garry) Bazza (Barry) Dazza (Dan, Danny, Daniel/Darren)

[@galacticbob1]

Every cryptographer knows that it goes: Alice Bob Charlie (Chuck if malicious) David Erin, or Eve(sdropper) Frank Grace/Garry (either works for the government) Heidi Ivan (Judge) Judy Mallory (if malicious), Mike(rophone) Oscar Rupert Trudy (intruder) Walter/Warden ... And that's all the people who ever use the internet! But mostly, it's just Alice and Bob. 😜 Serious question, though, isn't it common slang to use "-azza" in Australia, as a way of shortening a name to make a pet name, or nickname? Sort of how "-ie" works for names in America (i.e. Elizabeth -> Lizzie, Carolyn -> Carrie, Frank -> Frankie). In Australia, Sharon becomes Shazza, Darren becomes Dazza, etc. Hopefully some Aussie can correct me, if I'm wrong on that. 😃

[@JC4.80]

@@galacticbob1 sounds about right to me mate

[@anonymousanonymous9587]

The DURACELL bunny would be jealous? *Damn that's a lot of damage*

[@galacticbob1]

Day one of asking rSlash to end his videos with baby pictures. ☺️

[@The_Cloth_Surgeon]

Oh Ye Gads.... I think I know which university the Op who studied Archeology was from possibly the dig actually... It's the only Brown stone Uni in our state.... And there are two types of students that go the.. the incredibly hard working and bright kind .. and the rich spoilt bratty kind... Poor OP, she was definitely the former.

[@franl155]

If it's "ancient" in Australia chances are it's Aboriginal - have white people ben there long enough to leave "ancient" graves? In which case it's a double desecration: one for the graves themselves and one for the cultural heritage that was destroyed.