r/Prorevenge He Screwed My Girlfriend, So I Got Him Arrested

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r/Prorevenge After OP discovers that is sucky girlfriend is cheating on him with a his friend, he decides to enact some truly prorevenge against his ex-friend. First, he searches through all of his stuff and finds bags and bags of drugs. Looks like his friend was also a drug dealer! So, he hides the bags in the friend's car and then waits for the perfect moment to give an anonymous tip to the cops!
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@wednesdaysalem2807
@wednesdaysalem2807 4 жыл бұрын
Him touching her food is probably how she got sick. Gross.
@Noobmau
@Noobmau 4 жыл бұрын
sorry, can't like...
@rileymcgowan6490
@rileymcgowan6490 4 жыл бұрын
That’s ironic he’s a janitor
@pandoratheclay
@pandoratheclay 4 жыл бұрын
Why didn’t she put the food in some kind of safe?
@robyngemelle5160
@robyngemelle5160 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I thought the same thing 🤢
@derguenter6257
@derguenter6257 4 жыл бұрын
you cant get the flu from touching stuff thats been touched by an infected person a few hours earlier
@eeshmeesh465
@eeshmeesh465 4 жыл бұрын
I was so anxious that Dad would get screwed out of his steak and beer. Sighed in relief at the end of the story.
@filipendris3641
@filipendris3641 4 жыл бұрын
:D Yea same at start...and I love that it still continues :)
@mercenarychef9465
@mercenarychef9465 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that one had a few solid plot twists, a good build up, an unexpected climax, and a happy ending. Would be a perfect straight-to-video movie.
@jennifersantoro3716
@jennifersantoro3716 4 жыл бұрын
That was my initial thought too, love a good happy ending.
@masterbeta1089
@masterbeta1089 4 жыл бұрын
𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝; 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚋 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝟷𝟷 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝
@calebbaisden2142
@calebbaisden2142 4 жыл бұрын
Eesh Meesh Ikr
@aniusers
@aniusers 4 жыл бұрын
*"Dad still gets his weekly steak and beer"* The true winner of the story, without the revenge part, is the father.
@0Onyx13
@0Onyx13 4 жыл бұрын
Yup! Also gained what sounds to be a lovely daughter in law and a couple of grandkids 😊
@blackdemonknight
@blackdemonknight 4 жыл бұрын
and also a part in what looks to be successful buiness ^^ Since they opened a 3rd one
@stingchameleoncomeback4728
@stingchameleoncomeback4728 4 жыл бұрын
@@blackdemonknight what their ages
@urmumshroom7064
@urmumshroom7064 4 жыл бұрын
Lady of Darkness he also gained a few pounds I’m assuming with that steak and beer😂
@DwayneTheClock
@DwayneTheClock 4 жыл бұрын
@AniUser i was thinking the same lol
@AtChiaPet
@AtChiaPet 4 жыл бұрын
I guess in the end, his friend ended up screwing himself! _Laughing intensifies_
@HussamxCraft
@HussamxCraft 4 жыл бұрын
Ba dum tsssssss
@needacuppa1898
@needacuppa1898 4 жыл бұрын
If Chiaki approves, I shall follow
@Sauce_Reaper
@Sauce_Reaper 4 жыл бұрын
Best girl chiaki approves, I shall follow along with the others
@furret8113
@furret8113 4 жыл бұрын
oml chiaki i see u everywhere
@Destin5258
@Destin5258 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy fallon wants to know your location
@contentlobby3824
@contentlobby3824 4 жыл бұрын
“Karan wasn’t working” Rslash: not surprised. Me: not surprised.
@razzaireberry
@razzaireberry 4 жыл бұрын
Blackwood Pinetree is anyone tho?
@Kitneu23
@Kitneu23 4 жыл бұрын
Karen*
@contentlobby3824
@contentlobby3824 4 жыл бұрын
Miles Tails Prower true
@charmanderfan1
@charmanderfan1 4 жыл бұрын
i want a clip him saying "not surprised"
@SakarianOutcast
@SakarianOutcast 4 жыл бұрын
Not surprised
@Niskara
@Niskara 4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping op and Jill would end up together at the end. Glad they both found happiness
@30kitagreen
@30kitagreen 4 жыл бұрын
Most importantly, his dad is still getting his steak and beer. 😄
@sarahdevlinmulqueen586
@sarahdevlinmulqueen586 4 жыл бұрын
They did they're married now
@Marpurrsa
@Marpurrsa 4 жыл бұрын
@@30kitagreen there's no love truer than a dad and his steak and beer
@dmf1301
@dmf1301 4 жыл бұрын
Niskara me too. So happy for them, their children, and their thriving business! 😊
@HikaruKun20
@HikaruKun20 4 жыл бұрын
Would’ve been funny if OP’s name was Jack.
@VictorECaplon
@VictorECaplon 4 жыл бұрын
*Jake:* “I’m gonna steal your girl.” *OP:* “I’m gonna steal your freedom.” *Also OP:* “oh, and thanks for the wonderful wife you left me.”
@umar_07w
@umar_07w 4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Op's dad: Its free R̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶e̶s̶t̶a̶t̶e̶ steak and beer
@VictorECaplon
@VictorECaplon 4 жыл бұрын
@SauberWarrior 205 🤣🤣
@andregon4366
@andregon4366 4 жыл бұрын
@@umar_07w The true winner.
@bullshark3771
@bullshark3771 4 жыл бұрын
Victor E. Caplon when that started I was like wait a second is he gonna date Jill it seems like they make sense to be together. Also is this like a wife swap lol
@stingchameleoncomeback4728
@stingchameleoncomeback4728 4 жыл бұрын
@@VictorECaplon and kids
@bldrun1504
@bldrun1504 4 жыл бұрын
Person:"I screwed your girl" Him:"Jokes on you,I screwed your life" Person:"Wait wha-"
@VoltLuck17
@VoltLuck17 4 жыл бұрын
Surprised Pikachu Face
@ChaoticAngelKitten
@ChaoticAngelKitten 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@villiamanimelover
@villiamanimelover 4 жыл бұрын
"and also screwed your girl, just adding that there" Me: so basically, they swap partners lol
@bullshark3771
@bullshark3771 4 жыл бұрын
Bld Run I wish he also got revenge in the girl
@matankesselman456
@matankesselman456 4 жыл бұрын
And then married your girl!
@baconcatsizzle
@baconcatsizzle 4 жыл бұрын
"They hired you to clean the house, not clean house. " I thought that the same time you said it! 🤣🤣
@arg9919
@arg9919 4 жыл бұрын
Bacon Cat I read this comment the second he said it
@Microwaveswoo
@Microwaveswoo 4 жыл бұрын
ARG I read ur comment as soon as he said it
@Theimmure
@Theimmure 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly don’t really get that can someone explain?
@Microwaveswoo
@Microwaveswoo 4 жыл бұрын
Unearthly Being Well, I would’ve worded it as Clear house But, clean works better with the joke lol Do u get it? More explanation coz why not, To clean the house, = dust it, whatever Clean House, = clear everything away Clear/clean it away It doesn’t rlly make much sense, I didn’t get it when I first looked at it either Hope I helped x
@SarahAbramova
@SarahAbramova 4 жыл бұрын
@@Microwaveswoo I would've said "clean out the house".
@ashgopal
@ashgopal 4 жыл бұрын
She protecc she attacc but most of all... SHE FIND WHO TAKE SNACC
@xx_aziex_xx937
@xx_aziex_xx937 4 жыл бұрын
@Senior Squidoo and then beat the living hell out of them
@YadaYadaonsteam
@YadaYadaonsteam 4 жыл бұрын
Injection of sriracha in the Valentine's candy
@seju9959
@seju9959 4 жыл бұрын
BlackWidow_1642 some guy stole my soccer ball at practice said it was not mine and then in front of 100 kids I scream at him to give me my ball back and he says no I grab it and said it has my name and people from then on called him a thief and I punched him once, but my coaches stopped me
@masterchief673
@masterchief673 4 жыл бұрын
I would have made a EXTRA LARGE bowl of chili with the hottest hot sauce in Walmart in there then the next day leave a box of cookies closed with a note saying “did you like the chili?”
@charlesmclain6558
@charlesmclain6558 4 жыл бұрын
Carolina reapers
@suryanarayanan7103
@suryanarayanan7103 4 жыл бұрын
"not for my baby, for my snack horde" priorities right there 😂
@mugenokami2201
@mugenokami2201 4 жыл бұрын
Surya Narayanan snack horde helps her get money to help her baby
@Lneti_VT
@Lneti_VT 4 жыл бұрын
many co-workers i know, would say that exact thing
@paden1865able
@paden1865able 4 жыл бұрын
The snack hoard helped nourish her child, so he wasn't only stealing the mom's food, he was stealing her child's food.
@destinysphinx27
@destinysphinx27 3 жыл бұрын
I'm just glad her little 3 year old has manners, not often you see that on reddit
@coadacatalin4510
@coadacatalin4510 3 жыл бұрын
LOK'TAR OGAR!!!
@umar_07w
@umar_07w 4 жыл бұрын
Jake: I Screwed your Girl OP: I Screwed Your Life OPS DAD: Its free R̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶e̶s̶t̶a̶t̶e̶ Steak And Beer 🍺
@Frostfern94
@Frostfern94 4 жыл бұрын
It's free real e-steak
@kefkamadman
@kefkamadman 4 жыл бұрын
OP's dad is clearly the real winner, here. Yeah, OP got a wife, and two kids, and a happy life, but OP's dad gets free steak and beer, every Friday, FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
@chrislanglois8275
@chrislanglois8275 2 жыл бұрын
@@kefkamadman mayb every night :D
@abbiel9866
@abbiel9866 4 жыл бұрын
The WORST thing is food theives when you have a restricted diet. The amount of times my sister will use food I’ve brought for myself them she will have the nerve to complain it didn’t taste nice enough for her. Or when I thought I’d treat myself to this brownie box with cost £15 but they were delivered to your house and handmade for 8. Which was understandable. Let’s remember I’m so deprived from sweet chocolately things. And my sister can eat ANYTHING she wants. She ate half of them and keeps asking me when I’m gonna but some more. She’s a 20 year old woman with a full time job. I’m a part time student and have a part time job. I can’t afford to constantly buy things for her and me to use. This isn’t limited to just food. Makeup. Skincare. Hair products. She’ll use them. Break them and then tell you she didn’t like it anyway.
@Melissa-rv1fl
@Melissa-rv1fl 4 жыл бұрын
Same issue. I have IBD and food allergies and cant eat a lot of acidic stuff. So i would get special stuff for me. Come back and hubby and former roommate had opened and eaten most of my food. Saying you werent eating it...suffice to say i was very petty and when hubby was sleeping. I brought our corgi into bed and pulled all her loose hair out and put them on his face and pillow so he always would wake up irritated and sneezing. The flatmate...i increased his portion of rent by cost of my food. (100-200 bucks a month...my food was pricy)
@thelatentgamer4374
@thelatentgamer4374 4 жыл бұрын
Lol you need to make it clear asap . She's a living parasite
@stingchameleoncomeback4728
@stingchameleoncomeback4728 4 жыл бұрын
Use laxative
@riggsm4203
@riggsm4203 4 жыл бұрын
Buy Oreos and put hot sauce or toothpaste or ketchup in it.
@terra_the_nightingale135
@terra_the_nightingale135 4 жыл бұрын
Time to get out the spices and the laxatives
@isaacschrader3160
@isaacschrader3160 4 жыл бұрын
Having a girlfriend named Karen. Now that ladies and gentlemen is rough.
@RenAsterion
@RenAsterion 4 жыл бұрын
my step-dad has a wife named Karen. *that's* rough. (please note: i love my mom... but she tried to tell me that *broccoli* was bad for me the other night because some idiot wrote an article that was the exact opposite of true. probably some honest to gods anti-vax nonsense. "did you know that broccoli is bad for you if you are trying to lose weight or have arthritis?" mom... wtf, that's the exact opposite of the truth, where did you hear this? "oh, it was in an article!" .......and then after i looked up like, 30+ things saying that broccoli is one of the best foods to consume if you are trying to lose weight, or if you are arthritic, she spent the rest of the heckin' night looking for this thing she found and couldn't find it.)
@krennopher1269
@krennopher1269 4 жыл бұрын
Does she want to see the manager?
@UnchainedAmerica
@UnchainedAmerica 4 жыл бұрын
I have a couple friends named Karen but neither one of them do not fit the Karen stereotypes at all. They are unfortunate to be stuck with the name given to them well before Reddit came to life.
@Pyro-sl3rq
@Pyro-sl3rq 4 жыл бұрын
I had a teacher called Carin ( the Dutch version of 'Karen' ), and if she made a mistake, she would blame the class.
@DrPeterLankton381
@DrPeterLankton381 3 жыл бұрын
I know two women named Karen and they're both very nice.
@clumsysmurf16
@clumsysmurf16 4 жыл бұрын
You DO NOT steal a breast feeding mommas food, I also pump at work, had my lunch stolen twice I was livid
@ozeldo7021
@ozeldo7021 4 жыл бұрын
RIP aNd teAr uNtiL iT dOne
@clumsysmurf16
@clumsysmurf16 4 жыл бұрын
@M Harris yes I know you also don't have to pump on your break. You are entitled to a unpaid lunch break and separate times to pump but i chose to do both at the same time so I could get my hours.
@35joannecoleman
@35joannecoleman 3 жыл бұрын
@@ozeldo7021 a Karen.. I never seen one in the wild before '0'
@thunderflare59
@thunderflare59 3 жыл бұрын
Solution: capsaicin
@Merlin012001
@Merlin012001 4 жыл бұрын
That last guy dodged a full dreadnaught broadside! If he hadn't caught his roommate and girlfriend at it, he would have been stuck with 18 to 20 years of paying for a kid who was not his.
@rowanjonez
@rowanjonez 2 жыл бұрын
and to think, all cuz he got sick at a certain time and felt symptoms at that exact time
@RandomTrinidadian
@RandomTrinidadian 4 жыл бұрын
"...... Karen wasnt working" Rslash: not surprised. Me: 🤣
@AestheticWaif
@AestheticWaif 4 жыл бұрын
I literally snorted my beer 😂💀
@khaotictrash
@khaotictrash 2 жыл бұрын
“Jake lives with us and would leave early, Karen isn’t working” Me: Not surprised
@vymston5918
@vymston5918 4 жыл бұрын
Rslash: finds out that there where cameras Also Rslash: I NEEEEEED IT
@guyw2thumbs935
@guyw2thumbs935 4 жыл бұрын
I love how OP reminded us that after 10 years his dad still got his weekly steak and beer 😂
@SuperNintendoGameboy
@SuperNintendoGameboy 4 жыл бұрын
OP: (mentions having recorded footage) Rslash: I'll take your entire stock!
@MrWalk-cz3ft
@MrWalk-cz3ft 3 жыл бұрын
iLl TaKe uR eNtIrE StOcK
@cleoglover3572
@cleoglover3572 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing annoys me more than cheaters complaining how their partners are “never around” as a reason for their cheating when they got caught...pathetic. I’m so glad op ended up marrying Jill she seems like such a focused and hard working woman...
@dracko158
@dracko158 4 жыл бұрын
Him: "I screwed your girl, what'chu gonna do about it?" OP: "What am I gonna do? A pro gamer move." Him: "Wait, what are yo-"
@stingchameleoncomeback4728
@stingchameleoncomeback4728 4 жыл бұрын
Jill: hi op * kiss op* how was your day honey
@Kendricklamard
@Kendricklamard 4 жыл бұрын
I thought I killed you
@dracko158
@dracko158 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kendricklamard Dude, what you're doing is really annoying. Please stop, now.
@Kendricklamard
@Kendricklamard 4 жыл бұрын
Dino Dracko I thought you were dead
@dracko158
@dracko158 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kendricklamard Seriously, stop, you're starting to seriously bug me. Please stop.
@Jay-fb1dg
@Jay-fb1dg 4 жыл бұрын
*listening to last story* R/: “Karen never helped”. “Jake would stay for 20 minutes then leave and say “I have to make a sale”. Me: He’s sleeping with Karen *a few minutes later* R/:”I walk in to see Karen doing the reverse cowboy-“. “I KNEW IT!!”
@IAmCjcj11
@IAmCjcj11 4 жыл бұрын
I actually did not see that coming at all lol, I mean, until the part where he clocked out early. That almost never ends well in these stories lmaooo
@Caprineki
@Caprineki 4 жыл бұрын
I mean it's the title of the video
@IAmCjcj11
@IAmCjcj11 4 жыл бұрын
Eviscerated Archangel true, but at least in my case I’m only listening to these and I rarely even look at the titles, I’m a simple man, I see a rslash video and I click
@Jay-fb1dg
@Jay-fb1dg 4 жыл бұрын
IAmCjcj11 I do this too, but I’ve been listening long enough to know that that’s how it probably would’ve gone
@PNDasa
@PNDasa 4 жыл бұрын
Same, I saw it coming
@leohunter801
@leohunter801 4 жыл бұрын
Dude that last story, its basically like this :My girlfriend at the time Karen was a lazy bum and I found out she was sleeping with my friend and roommate who already had a gf, so I broke up with her found out Jake was a drug dealer so I left and told the cops, about a year later i start dating Jake's former gf who is now my wife and mother of my two kids
@DragonKirby
@DragonKirby 4 жыл бұрын
Who’s to say Jill wasn’t crushing on him before the finding out of cheating,she was suspicious and since she was right she wouldn’t feel guilty for crushing on him only for her to be his wife and mother of 2 kids as live a wonderful life
@gmenos6252
@gmenos6252 4 жыл бұрын
And kids, that's how I met your mother.
@aniusers
@aniusers 4 жыл бұрын
this is a TL;DR in all shape and forms.
@hayamakaily9059
@hayamakaily9059 4 жыл бұрын
And don't forget: Dad still gets his weekly steak and beer
@QixTheDS
@QixTheDS 4 жыл бұрын
That’s cause that’s exactly what it is.
@piedpiper1185
@piedpiper1185 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not a ducking soul: rSlash: _passionate hugging_
@BenSmith-vd2jf
@BenSmith-vd2jf 4 жыл бұрын
professionals have standards.
@TheHaloVoyager
@TheHaloVoyager 4 жыл бұрын
"Dad how are babies made" "Passionate hugging son, passionate hugging"
@joshuajoe1419
@joshuajoe1419 4 жыл бұрын
Got to obey the god of demonetization
@MrWalk-cz3ft
@MrWalk-cz3ft 3 жыл бұрын
Little five year olds “why did he get arrested he only hugged her “
@steel-dragon4783
@steel-dragon4783 4 жыл бұрын
Starts watching my Bluetooth headphones *LOW BATTERY * scared the shit out of me
@samskelton1441
@samskelton1441 4 жыл бұрын
I hate when that happens!
@_Fizel_
@_Fizel_ 4 жыл бұрын
I almost fell out of my dang chair the first time that happened to me.
@starvr
@starvr 4 жыл бұрын
Please, don't bring back the nightmares. Lol
@samskelton1441
@samskelton1441 4 жыл бұрын
Fizel Shiba especially when you are almost asleep and they freaking SHOUT in your ear
@bacunboy
@bacunboy 4 жыл бұрын
CONNECTED!!!!!!
@fancydeer
@fancydeer 4 жыл бұрын
Who knew Jill and OP would end up together? Good on them. Y'all hustle and live your best life.
@robyngemelle5160
@robyngemelle5160 4 жыл бұрын
Awww what a beautiful, twisted love story. I’m so glad OP and Jill found both love AND partnership together.
@helcaraxe301
@helcaraxe301 4 жыл бұрын
That last one made me crack open the most bear-trap grin I've ever cracked in my lifetime. As soon as Jill was introduced, I knew she'd either burn the OP to ashes or bring him back to life, and boy am I glad it was the later one. Dad still getting his steak and beer is like a gravy on mashed taters. One of the most beautiful stories I've seen in r/.
@kageseiryuu8675
@kageseiryuu8675 4 жыл бұрын
"I live with my GF Karen..." me: like 'That' kind of Karen?
@Will___iam
@Will___iam 4 жыл бұрын
The "Solitary Cookie" had me bursting out in laughter
@Beth_The_Bored
@Beth_The_Bored 4 жыл бұрын
R/: “Karen wasn’t working.” ....Not surprised. Me: Did you actually think a Karen *would* work?!
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 3 жыл бұрын
No, sometimes there’s Karen’s who work. I had one as a boss 🥲
@captincrisspantssayshi3221
@captincrisspantssayshi3221 4 жыл бұрын
I like how the first comment didnt even care about 1st but just said "Gay" 😂
@stepgamerdad
@stepgamerdad 4 жыл бұрын
That deadpan "not surprised" at 11:29 got me good.
@skylar8598
@skylar8598 4 жыл бұрын
When the person talks about their allergy and food being twice as expensive, yup that's a gluten allergy. I can relate to that on a personal level as I have it
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 3 жыл бұрын
*washes hands and hugs you* Two of my friends are gluten intolerant, it’s awful. I send best wishes to your villi.
@thedovahkiin666
@thedovahkiin666 4 жыл бұрын
Your voice is perfect for reading these and the way you censor while reading is literally the best. "Passionate hugging" killed me.
@quietblake6997
@quietblake6997 4 жыл бұрын
Last Story; This wasn't pro revenge, it was NUCLEAR. Get the man arrested and got with his ex.
@littleylvis
@littleylvis 4 жыл бұрын
"Clean THE house. Not clean house." 😂👌
@MoonFlux
@MoonFlux 4 жыл бұрын
Last story was the best "No u" relationship i ever seen.
@kingmaxiejacobforever7816
@kingmaxiejacobforever7816 4 жыл бұрын
Who else was expecting the last story to be: “Girlfriend cheated on me with close friend, I had him arrested and ghosted her!” ?
@stingchameleoncomeback4728
@stingchameleoncomeback4728 4 жыл бұрын
Nah
@Purin1023
@Purin1023 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the Dad made out like a freaking bandit in the story. Being generous we'll say a steak dinner and a beer is $22 for a regular customer. Kind of low but the price on steak can vary a lot. This man has been going there once a week for 10 years. That's something like $11,400 he's been paid. Does anyone know how much it would cost to rewire a motel like that? I'm interested to know how the prices compare.
@iyaq8659
@iyaq8659 4 жыл бұрын
Dad probably get the weekly dinner in Jill's business though, so maybe it's less than that
@mugenokami2201
@mugenokami2201 4 жыл бұрын
Iyaq any bets his name is now part of a special the menu has on it?
@rogthepirate4593
@rogthepirate4593 4 жыл бұрын
The end of that last story was so wholesome. Made me happy. I love it when good things end up happening to good people and assholes get what they deserve.
@fatboyslim458
@fatboyslim458 4 жыл бұрын
Sound like op's dad got the best outcome: free steak and beer every week, for over 10 years.
@brittanypage1706
@brittanypage1706 4 жыл бұрын
These videos are posted at 9am here in Canada. I wake up every morning and watch these while getting ready. Best way to start the morning.
@15oClock
@15oClock 4 жыл бұрын
Karen actually preferred OP's bed, just not with him in it.
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 3 жыл бұрын
It has good lumbar support.
@SkyKiller63
@SkyKiller63 4 жыл бұрын
I love that you upload in the morning for me (central us) so while I’m getting ready in the morning I get a little notification of your new video and I watch it while finishing getting ready! You are now part of my morning routine. Lol
@mjpalmerr
@mjpalmerr 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite stories are by far the ones where everything gets resolved and then OP is like: ‘that was 5 years ago and we are now married for 1 year and have 2 kids’
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Good coming out of evil, it gives me the fuzzy feels.
@TazoLatte
@TazoLatte 4 жыл бұрын
The real winner is the dad with the steak dinner and beer guess he fixed up more then a restaurant.
@victorian_da
@victorian_da 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, we were still calling the channel Arselash.
@tarunraina1454
@tarunraina1454 4 жыл бұрын
Arse lash, that's some kinky shit
@timfangrad5173
@timfangrad5173 3 жыл бұрын
That's a real stand up guy. This guy stole his girlfriend but even after everything that happened, he feels bad about the whole situation and hopes the guy is doing good.
@nekonata4721
@nekonata4721 4 жыл бұрын
".. not surprised.." You made my day.
@yarraidalg
@yarraidalg 4 жыл бұрын
your clean the house/clean house wordplay was GODLY. i love your little puns at the end of each story
@YTM100
@YTM100 4 жыл бұрын
The best thing is that dad still eats his weekly steak and beer
@JM-ij1om
@JM-ij1om 4 жыл бұрын
Aww that last one was actually a really good one. It was a blessing in disguise and now he's got a beautiful family!
@Twinklethefox9022
@Twinklethefox9022 4 жыл бұрын
The best part of waking up, there's rslash in your cup. Watching these videos has been a part of daily routine. Edit: and I just loved that last story. Pro-revenge with a cute ending
@uthmanbaksh3530
@uthmanbaksh3530 3 жыл бұрын
There's the office snack thief, and then there's a janitor who doesn't give 3 craps about anyone but himself!
@thegreeenmnm
@thegreeenmnm 4 жыл бұрын
Op: not for the baby, for the snack hoard Me: and the difference?
@Dark_Slayer3000
@Dark_Slayer3000 Жыл бұрын
Imagine having such an awesome hard working girlfriend and becomming a drug dealer, cheating on her with some lazy karen and ruining your life. Jake could have had at least three successful bussinesses if he were honest and hard working like OP.
@udhayk27
@udhayk27 4 жыл бұрын
a little suspicious that he can recognize how ecstasy is packed 😂
@JamesSmith-qc6sp
@JamesSmith-qc6sp 3 жыл бұрын
Ecstasy is one of the easiest drugs to identify. Circular pills with imprinted decoration on it i.e. a smiley face
@Nameless_mixes
@Nameless_mixes 4 жыл бұрын
I’m glad that the dad is still getting rewarded for his hard work🙌
@Garouwerks
@Garouwerks 4 жыл бұрын
This is a KZbin comment for the "Almighty Algorithm". It contains words like: terrific, outstanding, incredible and brilliant! to satiate the Algorithm's need and insane hunger for engagement.
@addicted2anger53
@addicted2anger53 4 жыл бұрын
loved the last story. i’m sure there are lots of guys who have been cheated on. including myself. i only wish i could exacted some sweet sweet revenge like that. put a smile on my face.
@mochacino6198
@mochacino6198 4 жыл бұрын
"My girlfriend Karen" Me: *oh no. OH NO NO NO*
@jennifermartinez6223
@jennifermartinez6223 4 жыл бұрын
God I think I laugh harder during your ad libbing than anything left🤣🤣🤣🤣❤🦊
@mostar1219
@mostar1219 4 жыл бұрын
I'd like to think Karen would use the excuse of "You're not manly enough" or "At least your friend is successful" and once her druggie baby daddy goes on the run and word spreads about how successful OP is with Jill, Karen is just gonna come crawling back
@Shikaschima
@Shikaschima 4 жыл бұрын
11:30 That "Not surprised" is the single best line ever uttered on this channel.
@Racecar2024
@Racecar2024 4 жыл бұрын
RIP my sleep schedule. Thanks daylight savings 😢
@nebulosity7266
@nebulosity7266 4 жыл бұрын
Whooooooo that last one was a full 180 and it was glorious!
@leondavies3398
@leondavies3398 4 жыл бұрын
UM EXCUSE ME RSLASH I HAVEN'T RECEIVED PAYMENT FOR MY TIME SPENT WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS YET 😡 i would hate to have to sue you because I do like your channel 😏 I assume this is a misstake so i demand double for my time wasted now send me at least £5000 a video more would be appreciated. DONT MAKE ME TALK TO YOUR KZbin MANAGER
@mugenokami2201
@mugenokami2201 4 жыл бұрын
Leon Davies you get paid?
@nategolie3728
@nategolie3728 4 жыл бұрын
Mugen Okami It’s in EXPOOOSUREEEE!!!!!
@JJ_Ninja728
@JJ_Ninja728 3 жыл бұрын
an easy snack thief remedy is leaving a bowl mixed with m&m's and skittles. lol
@anothercasualcreator282
@anothercasualcreator282 4 жыл бұрын
Never was this early but then again the hour changed either way horray for a new vid
@RealCoolstriker64
@RealCoolstriker64 4 жыл бұрын
10:50 or the classic food thief deterrent of “Ghost Pepper + Carolina Reaper homemade dark chocolate”
@superhonorablenephew3079
@superhonorablenephew3079 4 жыл бұрын
Wow.... I’m new to this channel... These stories are insane, but very satisfying....
@MrWalk-cz3ft
@MrWalk-cz3ft 3 жыл бұрын
yup I’m addicted he post a lot
@luvely1062
@luvely1062 4 жыл бұрын
Man I really wish that last story was real LOL that's amazing
@In_Bread
@In_Bread 4 жыл бұрын
Me: trying to sleep Rslash: I don’t care watch my video Me: ok Ralash I will watch your video 😔😔😔😴😴😴
@Azuraion
@Azuraion 4 жыл бұрын
Fellow Aussie? =) these are my bedtime stories hah!
@joyayaa_
@joyayaa_ 4 жыл бұрын
How sad, where I live its 6 pm but I've been awake for almost 26 hours so.. 🥴
@BloodThirstyAvengers
@BloodThirstyAvengers 4 жыл бұрын
Ralash? Who else read that in a tired/drunk voice? XD
@brittanypage1706
@brittanypage1706 4 жыл бұрын
Gets posted at 9am here in Canada.
@Ayimii
@Ayimii 4 жыл бұрын
"I live with my girlfriend, Karen." Oof.
@meg-aneletang13
@meg-aneletang13 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched every video you’ve made and everyday I try to watch the new one as fast I can thank you for making my day every time
@user-eh2jk6mf9s
@user-eh2jk6mf9s 4 жыл бұрын
Kids in school were always asking to try my lunch because I brought stuff from home. Solved it with a bag of super hot peanuts.
@mizzeve9354
@mizzeve9354 4 жыл бұрын
When it says 47 seconds 😁😁😁😁😁😂😂
@tobinlouderback1030
@tobinlouderback1030 4 жыл бұрын
hi
@tobinlouderback1030
@tobinlouderback1030 4 жыл бұрын
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@HeadsetHatGuy
@HeadsetHatGuy 4 жыл бұрын
@@tobinlouderback1030 ok kid
@tobinlouderback1030
@tobinlouderback1030 4 жыл бұрын
@@HeadsetHatGuy ok boomer
@RunLego
@RunLego 4 жыл бұрын
Who else has a tradition of watching this before bed?
@CarPark16
@CarPark16 4 жыл бұрын
What happened to puppy bloopers. Is yugo OK???
@elovien
@elovien 3 жыл бұрын
that last story deserves to be made into a movie.. it even has a happy ending and all :D:D
@neversoart
@neversoart 4 жыл бұрын
*69 comments*
@laurenblake659
@laurenblake659 4 жыл бұрын
I was rooting for op and Jill the whole time, i'm so happy
@lefter243
@lefter243 4 жыл бұрын
FINALLY EARLY- Does that mean I'm an annoying person that says first?
@kaykanut8778
@kaykanut8778 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! I'm sooo happy op and Jill ended up together in the end and are happy!!! The best one yet and I've heard them all lol
@toportime
@toportime 3 жыл бұрын
Some people get aggressive when you mess with their food... food thieves play a dangerous game and deserve any and everything that befalls them for their crime.
@St0nek
@St0nek 2 жыл бұрын
Goddamn the second *"Dad still gets his weekly steak and beer"* got me good.
@nikkilevales9038
@nikkilevales9038 4 жыл бұрын
That last story was perfect. What could be better than just living your life and finding happiness without ever giving those that wronged you another thought? The best revenge is a life well lived.
@kpopgamer4369
@kpopgamer4369 4 жыл бұрын
Daaaamn that last story. What a ride that was.
@spookyhden10
@spookyhden10 4 жыл бұрын
i’m so happy everything worked out for OP in the last story
@lilbrickhome8361
@lilbrickhome8361 4 жыл бұрын
This remind me of when I was a kid. Grew up in a family of ten when it was your birthday everyone got a nice piece of cake and the leftovers where for the birthday boy or girl. Lets say after 7 siblings took a piece too small to notice there never was much cake leftover after a day. It would have made me more angry if I was not guilty of this too! LOL
@Ragehunger
@Ragehunger 4 жыл бұрын
To add insult to injury, OP should've added some laxatives to her candy. Not only would the janitor make a mess in the nearest bathroom, but he would also likely be made to clean up the mess too before being promptly dismissed. That would've been golden!
@Dave-pj1qw
@Dave-pj1qw 4 жыл бұрын
is it just me or can we get some more puppy bloopers they are funny and the best way to end one of your videos
@egyptiangirl5
@egyptiangirl5 4 жыл бұрын
Man, that dad has it made. A steak and beer once a week XD
@jaspr1999
@jaspr1999 4 жыл бұрын
One of the biggest problems with cheating on someone that few people ever seem to mention is the fact that once a deep trust has been violated it's very hard for the innocent person to fully trust again. It's hurting that person for years over a piece of pleasure that lasts only a few minutes. I was damaged like this a long time ago. Luckily my lovely and understanding bride has stuck by me since 86.
@linkster5564
@linkster5564 4 жыл бұрын
Man I would have bought some sugar free gummy bears for the candy thief.
@hunnykun101
@hunnykun101 4 жыл бұрын
If anyone takes my food I would put a little bit of laxative and if someone rushes to the bathroom I know they took it. I love the last story; I love that ex-partners of Cheaters get together and have happy ending while the cheaters just run away.
@memeboi6942
@memeboi6942 4 жыл бұрын
The dad protecc... The dad attacc... But most importantly... The dad got his steak and beer bacc.
@maxdiabel8423
@maxdiabel8423 4 жыл бұрын
XD That was devastating revenge at the end
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