r/quityourbullshit Top Posts of All Time [4]

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EDIT: since enough people have asked/I'm not trying to claim I wrote anything, The Outro mashup is "Crocodile Chop" by the man himself, Neil Cicierega • Neil Cicierega - Croco...
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[@alki4457]

Imagine walking into your son’s room and seeing him smear strawberry jam all over his face

[@SpaceMissile]

"mom! mom wait! it's for a girl!"

[@lalala-lt8fe]

What was that guy's end game? Even if she was fooled by the jam, she would have seen he isn't wounded once she came over.

[@getmilked6216]

Alili "ahh the kids got game"

[@JuandaviousQuandavious]

lala la ITS KEVIN

[@CallumSk8er]

cue porn music

[@SpaceMissile]

"I tried to look hard core i'm done." props for knowing when you're beat. 😂

[@kirbo8595]

Honestly sorta respect him for admitting defeat

[@lotaryguy12]

I find it impossible to give props or respect to someone who does that shit even if they realize it and act humble afterwards. It's bullshit anyways, they wouldn't have made it if they had any shed of humility and self-awareness in them, so the only way for them to then say that is as a fake ass way to save face.

[@FauxTitle]

@@lotaryguy12 honestly as a pos who used to do that sort of thing it's easier to call yourself out and look like you've had a change of heart than it is to continue digging yourself into a deeper hole. Admit your wrong doing to quell the anger of the people calling you out, lay low for a bit and you're right back to it

[@lotaryguy12]

@@FauxTitle ​ If you only wanted to "*look like* you've had a change of heart", then you didn't have one, since you'd still be more preoccupied about what people think about a persona you're creating for yourself rather than being preoccupied with who you actually are, and acting the way you genuinely are. It's not about what you look like and what you want others to think you are, it's what you actually are and whether or not people see you as exactly that.

[@lucifermorn422]

@@lotaryguy12 i bet you're fun at parties.

[@direwolf8257]

“Won’t eat a living organism for 1M dollars” Plants are living organisms

[@jakkett1035]

Dire Wolf IIIIRRRRONYYYY!!!!

[@angrybidoof847]

Also, they could use that money for conservation efforts. Like ot would be selfish not to

[@slavmcblin4698]

I'd cannibalize someone for that amount

[@Ektalon]

And I’m pretty sure that a Chicken Caesar Salad would be listed as that in the menu. She would have to have known what she was ordering, or purposely order it . . .

[@sammygecko_]

And meat on a platter MOST LIKELY isnT aLiVE

[@JYNCST3R]

Thanks sorrow, A ❓ would've never known that glitch happened because A ❓ have a samsung.

[@sparkz6349]

*THE MATRIX HAS BEEN BROKEN!*

[@thealarm7057]

Congrats, you basically got the iPhone of Androids.

[@dialaforawesome2029]

A ❓ wonder how that even ha0pebed

[@old_blo0d428]

@@thealarm7057 ❓❓❓❓❓ wonder how that happened

[@depthperception1550]

Woah A ❓ have an Android too!!

[@sywitz]

"You couldn't pay me a million dollars to eat a living organism" ... wtf do you eat? Salt?

[@shrekpaidaisuki4912]

stxrfish But what about the bacteria on the salt?! That's just cruel.

[@yankeejim8387]

Hansbald Salt rocks, it’s like a 2-in-1 meal

[@thunka8033]

ROCKS!? kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIKmo6WGpM2sqtU *How dare you!?*

[@mikek7660]

Thunka LOOOOOOOOOOL

[@Bobelponge123]

She bites the dust

[@tomstarbuck8162]

“I don’t eat meat, I only steam crabs alive.” -Some idiot

[@WhoIsJaiK]

The most important thing about cooking crab to note is that you cannot cook crabs that are dead; as soon as they die they start to rot and become toxic. If you are cooking fresh crabs, they must be alive. We also want to cook our live crabs in the most humane way possible.

[@WhoIsJaiK]

@cursedcommenter ^

[@WhoIsJaiK]

@cursedcommenter didn’t seem like it considering in another video, other people seemed so very serious about it (arguments). I guess I’m used to it....But it’s finally my pleasure to get wooooshed for the very first time in my 20yrs of living :D

[@ragemutt5372]

@@WhoIsJaiK they only go bad after an hour, thats enough time to cook them if the water is already boiled when you throw the crab in. Boiling it alive is still unnecessary 😬

[@WhoIsJaiK]

@@ragemutt5372 lol notice that I said “fresh”. Plus if you want to buy them from a seafood place, it’d be very well more than an hour since food places open 7+ hours a day so...

[@eliasneuburger4282]

That Chop Suey Cover was amazing

[@emilybrooks1886]

I keep coming back to hear it it's truly great

[@mochs62512]

SOAD mixed with Elton John? Yes please

[@karasubirde]

its by neil cicierga, hes amazing

[@FiniteMan1933]

DOOOOOOOOD real nice to find somebody else who knows it

[@surike]

Yh

[@hadarpohl8535]

I like how the guy at 3:50 handled it. He admitted it, and made a joke about it. That’s how you handle things

[@santiagofernandezgimenez2098]

Doing yo mom

[@germanspy5893]

I wouldn't take 1M for eating a live chicken either. The squirming and feathers just isn't very appealing.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Dude, it's a million fuckin' dollars.

[@cecejamesable]

Same, you fry that bird and get back to me.

[@iciclefox9901]

I mean, 1 million is 1 million. I would

[@babusker6480]

I just watch for the singing at the end lol

[@memedealer3354]

I would.. I mean its 1 million dollars

[@C_The_Guy]

when i heard Sorrow do the voice for the Caesar salad lady, all i could think was "BLEU CHEESE HAS MOLD IN IT" edit: "ranch is good."

[@starryeyed27]

This needs more thumbs up

[@C_The_Guy]

I Wumbo your name tho 😂

[@radio.ned1385]

Make a petition

[@itzstormy9733]

I Wumbo, You wumbo, He She We wumbo. Yes

[@Nanamowa]

Doesn't all cheese have mold in it? It cracks me up how she was only focusing on bleu cheese during her whole thing.

[@Subscriberswithnovideos-en3lw]

2:45 “Oh, that’s not smoke, it’s steam! Steam from the Steamed Crabs we’re having.”

[@fynnla.e]

You call Crab Cakes, Steamed Crabs?

[@depressedfrogpenis]

@@fynnla.e yes!

[@fynnla.e]

@@depressedfrogpenis And you call them Steamed Crabs despite the fact they're obviously boiled.

[@depressedfrogpenis]

@@fynnla.e scuse me for one second

[@dervo1]

@@depressedfrogpenis ah yes,of course.

[@scrumpitboy9125]

Yes, steam the crab, make it feel pain! [THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ANTI-CRAB ASSOCIATION]

[@ascendedcat260]

the crabs will rise up against us if we let them, join the society

[@dededesgustingtkemylife4825]

The pile will have you soon.

[@azelfdaboi5265]

I like crab -this post was made by the seafood is tasty gang

[@kindakyana2372]

@@RichyToffee h-how do you kill crabs for fun??

[@idkman9696]

Crabs are bitches This post was brought to you by the #[ANTI-CRABASSOCIATIONGANG

[@justsomeguy5628]

0:07 They hit me with jars of strawberry jam, I'm not just bleeding seeds. OK?

[@Flowtail]

i was kind of charmed by that, tbh--but that might be because i have a huge weakness for middle-schooler levels of male stupidity

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Tf

[@Teptationzzz_]

What's the jam song

[@victorgamez8885]

@@Flowtailthat was the weirdest way you could have worded that my dude

[@arizonagreenbee]

@@Flowtail *I NEED A HIMBO*

[@kudostymgs8780]

He also said the "little guy hadn't eaten in months....we nursed it back to health." Are they fucking necromancers? That cat would dead as hell.

[@pyroparagon8945]

Jared Miles kek

[@quippits3201]

"Are they fucking necromancers?" Lmao I'm dead

[@L7vanmatre]

Benefit of the doubt, I think he was exaggerating on that point. I would believe that story as a whole if they took that cat when they moved and it instead traveled back to what it knew as home.

[@quippits3201]

L7vanmatre I don't think any of us would *believe* the story at that point. But it sure would be easier to do so.

[@L7vanmatre]

Yeah. That sort of thing actually happened is all.

[@PikaPetey]

hello fans. Please stop sending me this video. I have already seen it. Thanks.

[@ctrlaltdelicate]

w h o a

[@mnnwdr]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXmVaWCdjdZ0b80 you need to see this..

[@zeliga]

The moment I saw your profile picture in the video I knew that you would be here in the comment section haha.

[@asheep9568]

Kek

[@Robert_Refrigerator]

Pikapetey Animations Lol ur video sucks I make better animations than you

[@nonplayercharacter12333]

"I will never eat a living organism." *Conveniently forgets what plants are*

[@SootHouse]

Upload twins

[@cappytalysm]

Come on sooty post it

[@Chriscravenu]

My phone blew the fuck up when that happened

[@honeyd6686]

SootHouse triplets with nate tv

[@williamhandwerk2480]

Please adopt me

[@TheDizzyn3ss]

And I will tell my grandchildren I was there the day Soothouse & Sorrow TV dual-uploaded ...and post their reaction video to KZbin.

[@isopodfriedrice]

For the cat one You’re questioning how that cat walked across the country and all that But am I the only one wondering how in the name of hell that the cat survived without eating for a month

[@ootdega]

@Easter Bells For the record, cats _can_ do that, but only to _return_ to somewhere. You can literally put a cat inside multiple bags and drive them into another country, and they'll get home if they want to. We haven't figured out how exactly they do it yet, but they do. The original premise has also happened, but it's not nearly as frequent.

[@jane-marie3289]

The bigger question is how in the hell would he even know when the cat ate last?

[@veronicavitucis944]

Lol i wrote comment bout that too

[@atteksjs6544]

They Most Likely Meant That The Cat Hadnt Eaten Properly For Months

[@waltzthroughlife]

mhm, cause murderous little bastards are totally incapable of hunting for food, amirite? :eyeroll:

[@Psalm_23]

Do vegans think when you order a chicken sandwich, the restraunt kills the chicken right there and serve it?

[@Spiderific]

No.. not all vegans are as moronic and vapid as she is.

[@laughinglight9870]

I know a vegan that isnt crazy

[@desertrainfrog1691]

True. If they don't eat it, it might go to waste in the end anyway.

[@DLC_PR016]

GIT GUD they order the chicken from some company that sells raw chickens

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Yes, and they make sure their family watches.

[@SilverSkitty]

“I tried to look hard core. I’m done” awwwww

[@beesree39]

@Leviathan same

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

>eating a salad "I will never eat a living organism!" But, but the salad is... an organism... And it's just as "living" as the dead chicken.

[@MirciStudio]

Lmaooo your profile pic, are you a Rammstein fan?

[@oliveoconnor5589]

yeah I hate when they put that zombie chicken in my salad

[@bobawithsweets]

"Oooh sigama god" has become a permanent part of my vocabulary since I first watched this video. This is my 5th time watching :)

[@thatevilstickguy6583]

SAME

[@tychopanda]

It's gotten to the point where I sometimes say it and don't remember where I got it from

[@derpytrainwithaturtleontop797]

Okay, the lady at around 3:00 said she won't eat 1 living organism... Plants are living organisms too... Sicko.....

[@ryderparks2228]

Mode

[@Super-BallSharp]

Plants do not have the equal brain to process said pain. Humans were designed to eat other animals, just like any other carnivore or omnivore. We do not Slaughter animals for our taste buds. We slaughter them because they are nutritious and healthy and we were created(not by jesus) to eat eat them.

[@javierthomas9747]

@@Super-BallSharp we may never know who created us tho

[@GuipenguinTheMaster]

@@Super-BallSharp how is that relevant to "plants are also alive"? We never said plants feel pain. Also r/quityourbullshit about this Jesus stuff, he also ate meat- (JOHN 21.9)

[@beepboopily6285]

penguin master_br i fucking love chicken

[@Aria_Morningstar]

"OHHSHGH MY GOD" Best part

[@thePhoenixQueen]

I cracked up when he sang out IIIIIIIIRONNNNNNNNY!!!!😂

[@vibrantvenus5713]

Man the Mia Khalifa part is so goddamn funny.

[@realkz3324]

Kurinaa Nice art did you make it?

[@oliviah.8384]

What song was he saying it to?

[@Eviewithaneye]

Hit or miss

[@youmaycallmev6879]

@@oliviah.8384 it was lil dicky - pillow talking

[@fionabrennan9148]

I fuckin love that part 😂

[@C_The_Guy]

she talks about eating parasites... yet makes an exception eating for shellfish scavengers.

[@ArgusJord]

"I will never eat a living organism," they say, which makes me wonder what they eat. Cause, y'know. Plants are living organisms.

[@alexanderdayman7108]

Ceasar salad with L I T T E R A L L Y N O T H I N G

[@angelbear_og]

I always want to ask the dumb vegans, "So what's you stance on abortion? Particularly after 20 weeks (able to survive if born premature)."

[@samd.4921]

Plants also can host parasites that burrow into the flesh of whatever ate the plant. Being vegan is completely safe and has no risks.

[@angelbear_og]

Sam D. -- Don't forget that "raw water" the vegtards are super into these days.

[@seancorbett8275]

That Chop Suey cover is 🔥🔥🔥

[@laterjuggler3990]

Sean Corbett lol i was just about to comment that

[@silentfilmss]

It's actually a cover of the Neil Cicierega mashup of Crocodile Rock and Chop Suey called Crocodile Chop. It's one of my favorite mashups: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYOTmIJ7rrBpisk

[@DISCOD00D]

Damn, you beat me to it! I love Neil C

[@anon3565]

I’m gonna steal your profile picture

[@potionseller8943]

That lady refuses to eat LIVING ORGANISMS She on a whole nother level

[@mgb2172]

She gains sustenance from eating rocks

[@empirecrumbles615]

🎵 Vocal percussion on a whole ‘ other level 🎵

[@potionseller8943]

empirecrumbles 🎵comin’ from my mind🎵

[@mcmonkey26]

she photosynthesises

[@DukeCyrus]

What if there was a subreddit for people to tell fake stories? Like everyone knows that they're all fake, but instead people just look to appreciate the creativity of others.

[@flippanties]

Late reply but r/havewemet is the closest I can think to something like that

[@TheTimestreamer]

You mean nosleep?

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

You mean what most writers do already?

[@brawlmaster67]

@@Rad-Dude63andathird yeah, that's just all of creative writing. in particular, though, the nosleep sub is pretty close to this.

[@whytfbuddy4118]

r/aita

[@puppyhowler]

"you couldn't pay me a million dollars to consume a living organism at this point in my life" but... you eat salad... which is made up of a variety of plants... and plants are living organisms *HYPOCRITE*

[@blazingbuizel7194]

puppyhowler holy crap

[@alexw3053]

WOOOOOOOSH

[@thegamer5367]

Rekt

[@tablespoon6969]

True vegans absorb food from the sun.

[@viktorthecreator4458]

"Now I have to throw away the perfectly good life of this chicken" did... did they think the chef slaughtered a fresh, live chicken just for their salad???

[@jordanc1803]

2:35 when did plants stop being living organisms?

[@warequacksdomain6654]

Heh. According to vegans eating plants on a mass scale isnt muder. Me: your right, its not muder, thats massacre.

[@lemonletsplays5271]

@@warequacksdomain6654 Nah, with the amount of vegans, it'd be more like a plant holocaust (wonder if they'd eat a venus fly trap)

[@thetimekeeper955]

There's also evidence suggesting that plants can count (Venus fly traps consistently wait about five seconds before closing) and learn (the fern _mimosa pudica_ will adapt to and _remember_ a repetitive stimulus, even after not experiencing that stimulus for a few months), indicating that they have some form of self-awareness and at least a most basic level of intelligence. Which ruins the vegan argument about not wanting to eat "intelligent beings."

[@thetimekeeper955]

​@Easter Bells If you're interested, an article on Venus fly traps counting is here: www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/venus-flytraps-know-how-count-180958017/. An article on the _mimosa pudica_ experiment is here: www.nationalgeographic.com/science/phenomena/2015/12/15/can-a-plant-remember-this-one-seems-to-heres-the-evidence/. What this article doesn't mention, however (unless it was done in a follow-up study), was that the scientist stopped "dropping" the plants for a month or so, then began doing it again. The ferns did close their leaves at first, but for a shorter amount of time than before; this seems to suggest a precautionary response that became what was essentially the same "nonchalance" about being dropped that the plants had developed before. Knowing this, it's annoying when I read talk from vegans about how eating meat is so much worse than eating plants; while a number of the arguments against industrial farming have merit, the argument against eating "intelligent life" falls a little flat thanks to the weight of its hypocrisy.

[@justinbaxter7640]

The Timekeeper 0_0

[@khasanbekmalzagov6240]

2:54 Did you say the "immortality that comes with the slaughter of anumals for our taste buds"? Well I could live with being immortal by eating animals

[@definitelysomething4161]

I mean, humans are animals

[@kamilahmaudsley964]

Are you saying that cannibalism can make me immortal????

[@frozty9643]

I like how you just threw in a Chop Suey remix at the end!

[@jxco7339]

crocodile chop by neil cicierga

[@dotmynx]

woosh

[@tomasjakubec9104]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYOTmIJ7rrBpisk

[@kwintendo9693]

Snowleopardy was the best part

[@Butcher__]

That's what it was, it sounded familiar but i couldn't think of the name

[@jurasrakova2861]

40/10 best chop suey cover

[@whossleepy.]

It reminded me of lego rock band because of the background song

[@logoncal3001]

It's no chop suey It's crocodile chop

[@imprxvised8219]

Jura ssic the best cover I've ever heard

[@FATTYBONGRIPS]

It's Neil cicieregas mashup of crocodile rock and chop suey but k

[@bernderbernder3087]

"Found under a check-out lane in the grocery store." Isn't that like.... indoors most of the time? And how did the staff of said grocery store not notice a cat under their check-out lane? And this is a grocery store, hypothetically wouldn't a stray cat steal food from the grocery store with FOOD?? This story is an absolute mess.

[@kenjidominise2181]

*_DDLC FAN DETECTED_*

[@kroduss4802]

Shit I've been found out

[@vladimiradidas1945]

Bernder Bernder *DOUBTING INTENSIFIES*

[@cocoaquiet2709]

Bad Joke Generator Yeah, -we're- they're everywhere.

[@MsHelen73]

also, they said it hadn't eaten in months but a cat will die if they dont eat after 2 weeks

[@junokuszyk800]

i was feeling so anxious and have been spiraling into panic attacks all day so i was watching your videos to try and calm down and honestly just you singing made me feel so much better

[@StoutShako]

Same... I miss him.

[@wetbedsealand6779]

2:53 Ah yes, thats not smoke.. its steam. From the steamed crabs we’re having!

[@kotzpenner]

Almost was disappointed that nobody made that joke, cheers m8

[@Gunslingerwashere]

Mmmmm! Steamed crabs!

[@zr0_tlnt]

Legendary

[@Tirocoa]

You call Cesar Salad Steamed Crabs?

[@Gunslingerwashere]

Yes, it's a regional dialect.

[@the.edgyhippie]

can we please take a moment to appreciate the SOAD at the end pls

[@xqnime]

Daniel Campos yes

[@lucayodad9721]

Yes indeed, can't wait for their new album

[@CharcoalDove]

are they actually putting it out though? they smoke so much god damn fucking weed... I think they constantly forget....

[@NewKillerStar]

Full version is needed!

[@zachofblades838]

Daniel Campos YES hahaha it was funny af

[@mawiyahsalisu3279]

I live for the songs at the enddddd

[@guaage]

What about the song at the beginning, it was my *_jam_*

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

CollaBzKillz what? No it's chop suey by soad

[@marm8299]

The Great Cornholio It's a mashup, the lyrics of Chop Suey over the music for Crocodile Rock by Elton John kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYOTmIJ7rrBpisk

[@phillipsmusic3871]

The Great Cornholio yeah I have the toxcicity album

[@IcyAtlas]

asexualboredom its Teddy's Jam by Guy. A classic I love listening to from time to time.

[@gracelovett8806]

not only that girl edited her waist to make herself look slimmer, but she edited a fake belly on her friend?? to make herself look better in comparison?? friendship goals indeed

[@Mysterious_Mr.C4]

3:37 I enjoy that instead of insulting the person who called out their BS he immediately just admitted it and walked away

[@button465]

Person: how do you draw? It must be a gift.. Me: practice Person: no one will ever know Me: Practice Person: it'll forever be a mystery Me: PRACTICE

[@lonnieg2055]

5,000 Subs With No Videos Challenge People literally go "I wish I could draw like you" and I'm like, _But you can._

[@theend7339]

mind sharing some tips for practicing

[@cosmodewit]

Sarah Andersen, is that you?

[@RubyXIII]

5,000 Subs With No Videos Challenge that practice takes a long time

[@RubyXIII]

Lønnise Graham _In a couple months or maybe a year_

[@idilhassan9948]

2:07 That voice is ACTUALLY everything

[@retropolis_fae]

i dont ship blackpink and bts I appreciate your username ;)

[@endlesummer_]

i dont ship blackpink and bts a

[@captainrob4656]

i dont ship blackpink and bts

[@gonewiththewind8072]

i dont ship blackpink and bts no, it's just funny as dicks on dogs😂😂

[@pharinyxtheplant667]

Carl Wheezer

[@JPNeutral]

Sorrow Tv: *Mentions Mia Khalifa* My brain: No don’t think about it, it’s a dead meme and it’s not funny Me: HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH

[@yermom9817]

*wHo dO yOu tHiNk yOu aRe*

[@circusmonkeys787]

i’m the 69th like on your comment.

[@JamesTheAce0]

Wait what? That meme had to do with Mia?

[@peachpunch9465]

You have just made a terrible mistake, buddy.

[@brassf0x]

@@JamesTheAce0 Dude it's from a song calling her out, it's literally called "Mia Khalifa."

[@ShadowMewEmberX]

“You couldn’t pay me a million dollar to consume a living organism” Uhh...plants are organisms. If that person is going to try and sound fancy and educated, they should probably know what the words they’re saying actually mean first. :P

[@GumSkyloard]

Plus, plants DO feel pain, and don't like to be eaten.

[@julianb132]

I refuse to eat anything that casts a shadow

[@lycantreyski]

Gotta eat air now.

[@54fallout]

Gum Skyloard no they don’t

[@tranquilitree]

I don't eat living organisms EVER!!! I only eat once living organisms

[@roach9397]

*And then everybody clapped...*

[@MasterNeiXD]

That student was Albert Einstein.

[@biki1254]

And then everybody STOOD UP and clapped

[@Error-lo8fs]

And *person working at place* gave me a free *something from the place* for *action did before everyone clapped* AnD eVeRyOnE cLaPpEd

[@ElectrifiedBacon]

"Never eat a living organism" The chicken was a dead organism Crabs are living organisms So are plants.

[@Keius]

She can perform photosynthesis.

[@Albodee]

Keius But she still eats salad

[@arrivedknight7632]

3:18 I smell a smell, a smelly smell, A smelly smell that smells.......smelly.. [Realization kicks in] Anchovies..... Squidward: what!? Mr.Krabs: ANCHOVIES!

[@ascendedcat260]

meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep

[@bagotoast]

*MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP*

[@azelfdaboi5265]

*_M E E P M E E P M E E P_*

[@arrivedknight7632]

Squidward: Please, please quiet! Is this any way to behave hmm?

[@ElectricHelloKitty]

2:38 does she realize plants are living organisms?

[@divinecrusader4258]

HK guess not lol

[@nathanrico5701]

They're people who thought eating was bad for you. Eating in general.

[@tingispingis]

From all the things she said, I think it's logical to conclude that she's a fucking moron and doesn't know that

[@nathanrico5701]

Cancer Police or that ye

[@a-terrible-fate532]

also cooked chicken is no longer a living organism lol

[@SxctorDotC]

5:08 WHY DOES SORROW SOUND LIKE THAT WOMEN FROM MONSTER INC YOU KNOW, THAT SLIME WOMEN THAT WAS WATCHING MIKE

[@warequacksdomain6654]

Im alwaaays watching you wizowski, allllwaaaaayyysss watchinnnnngggg.

[@magdiel6709]

Because that character was voiced by a guy too.

[@midnightarcanacentraltv5815]

You mean Roz?

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

ScoutChris Guy _Wazowski._

[@jolynekujobackfromprison744]

I had a teacher that sounded exactly like that character.

[@teaw7050]

I didn’t know that a Crocodile Rock and Chop Suey mashup was what was missing in my life

[@sethesteem]

tea w bob the builder 2003 Christmas special

[@sievaxx]

Neil Cicierega is a mad man

[@badabomb9946]

A mad genius. Fun fact, he's also the guy who made the Ultimate Showdown song that became a meme back in like 2008, AND Harry Potter Puppet Pals. And the music he's made in recent years is fucking glorious.

[@pissbaby7306]

breadrcll lol

[@meredythwithay5187]

It's Crocodile Chop by Neil Cicierega

[@Pundae]

2:36 technically, chicken isn't a living organism It's a dead organism

[@thethe5013]

Wait so did nobody point out the fact that the guy at the end said that the cat hadn’t eaten in months yet cats can only go 2 weeks max without food

[@crystalvoodoo91]

Cats hunt birds and mice and shit. They can hunt those and eat them. Do people just forget that. It’s not proper cat food but still. It’s food.

[@leonshen4204]

@@crystalvoodoo91 They said "Little guy hadn't eaten for months". I'm pretty sure that encompasses all food including mice and birds the cat may or may not have hunted.

[@PsylomeAlpha]

They both don't know whether the cat's eaten SOMETHING prior to being found, AND was clearly using hyperbole.

[@Liz-lq8hw]

@@PsylomeAlpha Still a lier

[@kazuna07]

I don't know how I found your channel but don't expect me to leave.

[@knjhik]

**ANCHOVIEEEEEEEEEEES**

[@retrosystem6182]

Sorrow TV's rendition of a Chop Suey! and Crocodile Rock mashup is one of those things you don't realise you need until you hear it.

[@ryanm6861]

You missed a chance you could have sang the Space Jam theme “Welcome to the face jam....”

[@sour_peckanmix]

Hire this man!

[@maddus_]

11:08 "Hadn't eaten for months..." That cat would've starved to death, who do you think you're fooling?

[@finefreshbread3243]

Atomic Gaming IMMORTALCATS

[@fredlawrence1923]

Atomic Gaming a

[@renakunisaki]

Because a cat is just going to live in a grocery store for months, unnoticed, and somehow not have access to food...

[@lordfelidae4505]

I think that he meant eaten properly. Like, actual cat food.

[@nathanchocomint]

Cat can survive a month without food and water

[@executioner8757]

Does she know lettuce is a living organism?

[@dansuduhast1051]

Executioner Bayonetta 1 and 2 in a few days BABYYYYYYYY BAYONETTA 3 HYPEEEEE

[@VoxVocisCruora]

The one with the daughter doing the mom's makeup, the daughter probably said "wasn't me" bc she knew it was really bad and was embarrassed her mom posted it. and the mom just didn't get it and steamrolled ahead like "wtf you mean yeah it was you, you silly kid!" while the girl was probably just like "omfg mom stop I want to die."

[@DanielGonzalezL]

In all seriousness, why? Why do people lie so much on the internet? Why do they seek so much attention from strangers? :/

[@BG_MONKY]

One of the great mysteries of the universe

[@Gofaw]

Because their families are dysfunctional and don’t provide the necessary attention to make them feel valuable maybe?

[@hayz691]

It's because of an inability to construct a compelling narratives for their lives - that is, their lives are boring as fuck. It's not abnormal to feel the need to lie or exaggerate a story when you're around people who seem to have more interesting, fulfilling lives than you, but these people get on r/quityourbullshit because they are generally have such low self-esteem that they always feel that need. It's hilarious.

[@americancheese9103]

phil_osopher33 Stop describing my life

[@mank7230]

american cheese woah there, kiddo that's *e d g y*

[@rosielove4045]

2:43 boi, plants are living organisms.

[@katiajdkv4015]

The Frenzied Ferret they don’t have a nerve system so they don’t even feel pain but since you care bout plants so much u should turn vegan as well bc 1kg meat = 12kg soy

[@PanzerMan332]

How about r/nothingeverhappens to balance things out?

[@tristamii]

Panzer Man is your logo the scotland flag?

[@mannmctrash]

+Tristamii No, it's 4 blue pizza slices on a white background

[@tristamii]

The Trashman o shit my bad

[@Nothingtoseehere997]

To the guy with the jam: What would you do if she came over?

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Lock her in the basement, like what you always do

[@dr.bright6272]

Try to convince her it's actually blood and not just jam

[@tooltiptinkerer]

The voice at 2:08 sounds like the goddamn shrimp from Shark Tale.

[@kylanandrews8713]

Tooltip Tinkerer or Pinocchio from shrek

[@oogabooga620]

Bro, what if it was the shrimp from shark tale. OOOHHHHSSGMYGOOD

[@LoveThomas07]

OMFG I CANT UNHEAR IT NOW

[@littlehawkartist6593]

"You couldn't pay me a million dollars to consume a living organism on my life." Then don't eat plants either... They also are living organisms. They even communicate (chemical signals)...

[@koenslotboom1910]

Actually they do eat plants. And animals as well. Just not living ones.

[@RaceBandit]

Someone would have to explain to me how the crabs being noted as an exception to the OP's rule was more irony than ... well, an exception to the rule :/

[@koenslotboom1910]

@@RaceBandit apparently crabs are often boiled alive which would make it a lot more cruel

[@sertyusuf]

Omg at the end he sang Chop Suey! you are my favorite person

[@blanks552]

I kinda like his cover better than the original, to be honest.

[@NimhShambler]

"My husband, who is 6'4..." Mrs. Bighead?

[@RacinZilla003]

But... Plants are also a living organism... How could you eat plants?????

[@Error-lo8fs]

Vegan, vegetarian, or meat eater. We are all eating living organisms, which makes us all assholes. So yeah, you right.

[@mreid86]

As a vegantarian, I only eat vegans. It's the most compassionate answer.

[@-rizen]

Air diet time

[@Error-lo8fs]

Air is now considered a living organism *NOWHERE IS SAFE* *YOU CAN ONLY EAT DIRT*

[@blakecook9266]

Very easily

[@Chicagocanine]

I’ve watched a bunch of vegan KZbin videos (I’m not vegan but the drama can be entertaining) and I think if they are vegan for moral reasons, and one person made a good point... Letting the food go to waste if they are accidentally given meat is actually the wrong choice. The animal is already dead and you did not purposefully benefitting from it, so it’s not morally wrong to eat it. It would actually be wrong to let the food go to waste instead.

[@Leechwife]

You've got a point there but you are looking at it from a meat eater's pov. A vegan doesn't consider meat as food. I haven't eaten meat for 15 years and will not eat it, period, I don't care what the situation is. Not to mention that you watch vegan videos solely for the drama, which suggests that you have no interest in veganism and/or animal rights matters and I wouldn't be surprised if you troll vegans just for the sake of entertainment. I realize that you cannot grasp the concept of veganism on deeper level so you don't really get to give moral lessons about that particular matter to anyone. Bye.

[@Chicagocanine]

Actually the reason I mentioned that I watch vegan youtubers was because as I said, a vegan KZbinr made the point I gave in my comment. So I guess vegan youtubers cannot grasp the concept of veganism. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@Leechwife]

Chicago Canine So you've watched vegan KZbinrs because you realized something AFTER watching the videos. Makes perfect sense and you're not twisting your words at all. And yeah, some vegans have more or less a dumpster diver mentality or more of an ecological pov but it doesn't mean it ever even comes to reality. Well I guess you learned not to throw away youe food too, since that's wasting it too. Peace.

[@Chicagocanine]

I think you’re the one who’s is twisting my words. Either that or you are just not understanding what I’m saying? My first comment was regarding VEGAN KZbinRS videos where -the vegan youtuber- said that people who are vegan for moral reasons should really not be opposed to eating meat in situations like this, when the alternative is the food going to waste. It doesn’t matter why I watched the video. It doesn’t matter whether or not I eat meat. My comment was regarding something I had seen in vegan videos. Not something I made up.

[@Leechwife]

Chicago Canine I understand the point of eating the meat vs. wasting it, but you have successfully dodged every other point written above, mainly 'cos you didn't write them. I have no interest in bickering further so from my behalf this is it.

[@austin.heffley9928]

We cook meat to get rid of parasites and in this world today usually we dont need to check for parasites because of how careful the agriculture industry imspects its food

[@pyrite-py8eh]

also im cind shore the plants and meat have some form of bacteria parasites or other microorganisms

[@maxinefinnfoxen]

2:34 Will never eat A L I V I N G O R G A N I S M this man... he's immortal. He has no need for food. Well, *had. He died from starvation last week.

[@tawnyZOMBY]

that version of SOAD at the end👌

[@TheMadwomen]

Look up Crocodile Chop for the full version.

[@Patchess]

It's not S.O.A.D. it's N.I.E.L. C.I.C.I.E.G.R.A

[@burneyarts]

He didn't come up with that, Niel Cicierega did. R/quityourbullshit

[@Patchess]

That’s not a r/quityourbullshit moment. They were mistaken, not lying. You just made yourself stupid, and I’m not going to fire back with another subreddit but the only thing that makes sense for you is r/youhadonejob.

[@burneyarts]

Patchess I was telling sorrowtv to quit his bullshit lol. No need to be so aggressive dude

[@samusaran5496]

The little bit starting at 4:37 earned you a new subscriber, absolutely hilarious!

[@TheWilderCat]

2:35 Well you couldn't pay me a million dollar to stop eating rare, bloody, butter covered steak.... Fok, now I'm hungry.

[@ragemutt5372]

I love that John Carpenter did the "STOP TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD" from Brother Bear but in real life.

[@nickkilmer7371]

When people say lmao and there ass falls off, can you asshesive to stick it back on? Edit: the 2nd comment that was top comment on a sorrow TV video. How do I sign up to be a comedian?

[@caitiscraft]

Toyota 86 yes

[@noamcohen7124]

their*

[@Queen2A5]

Toyota 86 Asking the real questions

[@moiddestroyinginfidel]

No, this is a job for FLEXTAPE

[@spicymilkshake6600]

Toyota 86 i swear the only reason people still say "lmao" is when they're responding to critisism and are trying to sound like they aren't extremely insecure.

[@2BearTM]

I recently found out the reason that lobsters are boiled alive is because when it dies bacteria starts to quickly eat at the dead rotting meat and even if you boil it the bacteria doesn't die. The only way to prepare lobsters safe for consumption is to either boil it alive. You might be able to kill it right over the pot or something and then boil it but I'm not quite sure exactly how fast the bacteria settles in. (Very quick though)

[@claudettes9697]

2Bear ew

[@valerierodger7700]

It actually takes several hours for the bacteria to multiply to the point of being a health risk. There are places that have banned boiling lobsters alive. The lobsters are killed immediately before cooking.

[@derpydolphinzzz9394]

Put the lobster in the freezer for 15 minutes first, it puts it in a coma I hear.

[@senatorbencarson33]

Yah a lot of chefs kill quickly and then put It in the pot, any seafood should be fresh or frozen or you can run into a lot of problems

[@jesseclark7105]

I've heard of people killing crabs using an icepick right before boiling them. Haven't seen it performed, though.

[@TheSoup222222]

That Chop Suey bit at the end was great

[@thalionraw9747]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYOTmIJ7rrBpisk

[@TheSoup222222]

Thank you, lord Thalion.

[@rainbowsnek]

we just gonna ignore the fact that that last dude literally spent the time and effort to (apparently, at least) bring a sickly cat home and nurse it back to health only to.. abandon it again when they move? am i interpreting this right???

[@SakuraKitsune_]

I've been singing your god damn "jam" jingle at work. It's amazing

[@hamesapost]

*i need to know if there’s an original version of the tune*

[@spazzmaticus9086]

I didn't know you liked neil cicierega, crocodile chop is so good.

[@sergharcromwell8374]

Skulduggery Pleasant He does Wndrwll at the end of r/KenM.

[@badabomb9946]

Neil Cicierega is a gift from god. I'm not even sure god exists but whether he does or not, Neil is still an awesome human being.

[@mlo12345]

I love how they tried censoring the Petey account when they're a pretty big youtuber

[@carissa2985]

I once jumped off the Empire State Building, good times

[@SasuGaa1Fan]

I was there

[@JLabz]

Oh yeah I remember that

[@merchantziro4285]

I remember landing on my back and walking it off after getting an ice pack. Thst was fun.

[@ingeaten]

ArE yOu KiDdInG!? ThErE's No WaY yOu CoUlD sUrViVe ThAt! LIESSSSSS!!!!!!

[@daashazireael6613]

Strawberry jam is my new jam.

[@Devil-Speed8]

Da Asha Zireael is this a real song? If it is or isnt i wanna know what that music was.

[@djlf1868]

me too

[@daashazireael6613]

It's a real song it just doesn't say strawberry jam. I'm not 100% sure what song though I know its from around the 80s or so though.

[@IcyAtlas]

@@Devil-Speed8 Teddy's Jam I by Guy.

[@kokkyoky8706]

Animal’s can literally eat a million chickens and it’s fine. **human eats single chicken leg** *TRIGGERED VEGANS ACTIVATE*

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

Shadøw G3 I was thinking the same thing.

[@lemonletsplays5271]

By their logic all animals would've starved to death or become nutrient deficient

[@mreid86]

It's okay, the animals were brainwashed to eat what they think is healthy

[@SamY-ev5rt]

Shadøw G3 I wish people would stop generalizing a whole group of people based of the voices they hear the loudest from the community. Yes, I know that animals eat meat, because that’s how they survive, same with humans. Y’all can eat whatever you want because it’s a free country, not one vegan actually gives a shit if you eat meat. At this point meat eaters are more concerned with what we eat, than we are with them. Let’s all just eat whatever we think is best and move on with our lives. I just refrain from meat for health benefits, honestly. It ain’t that deep.

[@logankemp4467]

Shadøw G3 *VEGANS GO*

[@shad0wchateau]

3:52 I don’t know why anyone bothered crossing out the name, I’m pretty sure mostly everyone knows who PikaPetey is,

[@Epic_Gamer__]

I don’t....

[@TohuBohuC]

You deserve The mean comment check him out his animations are amazing

[@Epic_Gamer__]

Mind your own goddamn business, G E N E. Ok

[@fallenwolf3368]

John Egbert! I have no clue on who the fuck he is or what the fuck he does.

[@athenoctua]

oof i don't

[@simonebrilliant6255]

Dude , I completely found your channel by accident but I'm totally hooked !! The voices you do is absolutely hysterical,continuing honestly do not remember the last time something actually made me laugh out. keep up the great work you're amazing 😘

[@testedalexthegreat1759]

4:35 lmao "You just can't wait for me to die can you?" "MOM! THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!" "What are they selling."

[@robertdiamond7456]

Damn you make chop suey sound like the credit song of an anime

[@zorantaylor3190]

It's a cover of a mashup that has Elton John's "Crocodile Rock" in the background: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYOTmIJ7rrBpisk

[@Kiwi_Tea]

I love both songs, but this was hideous **cries in a corner**

[@imjusttrin9900]

@@Kiwi_Tea as you should. this song is a banger 😤

[@kirmato]

2:20 actually that chicken wouldve died anyways, you arent killing a chicken the next person that gets a chicken would eat it

[@Spiderific]

I applaud you for your creativity. Never would I have thought to mix System of a Down's Chop Suey! with Elton John's Crocodile Rock.... but it was awesome and cracked me up 🤘😂👍

[@kimifw58]

I don't know if you've seen the edit he's made to the description. It was NeilCicierega who made that mash-up.

[@aubreyh1930]

The legs of that spider in your profile picture are terrifying! :)

[@manfromnantucket9544]

Mmm, steamed crabs 🦀

[@possum4004]

steamed hams

[@thatkrazyklarke1647]

@@possum4004 damn you stole my joke XD

[@Cinko420]

BK the Raccoon SEYMOUR GOOD LORD *Space Force* (Reference from KZbin Rewind 2018 but MEMES by Schmoyoho.)

[@brockmmvi]

You know these crabs seem awfully like the one's they serve at that one place that's right across the street for some reason even though we're in a neighborhood and your backyard should be behind your house, not fucking Krusty Burgers.

[@TheAuxmark3]

@@brockmmvi ho ho ho no thats the old skinner crabs old family recipe

[@AiephrusGoldwing]

Straw, straw, straw, straaaaaaaaaaaaaawberry jam.

[@notsosadbart6343]

If you wouldn't take a MILLION DOLLARS in exchange for eating one piece of meat. Then I feel like it's less about morals and more about you wanting to feel superior to other people

[@FrancisR420]

kind of like the people who call themselves vegan even though they eat animal products "occasionally" "They do more for the animals than most people" Good on them! still not vegan. (They realize there's something called vegetarian right? but vegan sounds more hipster-Guru)

[@DEMSH00T3R]

*“OOOOH SIGAMA GAWD!”* is my favorite phrase now

[@turnerburger]

Bruh I could still tell it was Mia Khalifa even with the censor.

[@pocketsand9989]

TheRandomGamer 238 same,I don't know why though

[@alexisrenteria5880]

Bleeding Alfredo “I don’t know why though” uh huh, I see you 😉

[@fan9775]

TheRandomGamer 238 Mia who?

[@jellypenguini1413]

In 3:57 the yellow guy is Pikapetey, a KZbinr with over 1 million subs, so there isn't a need for censoring his twitter tag.

[@Falom]

Subs requires censoring.

[@justinbaxter7640]

IamtheBrainwashaaa he should have 1 million subs

[@FxcusFuture]

Damn. The Mia Khalifa version of Pillow talking was good. remix inc.

[@yamomsahoe1635]

" wouldn't eat a living organism for 1M" Plants: Am I a joke to you?