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[@unclexelusion]

"Think if I rubbed his bald head I get three wishes" -Damien 2019

[@dillonventures2027]

Surprisingly, I saw this comment the same time he said that.

[@lucennabelserion8617]

For being funny, I'm giving you and damien a cookie, each 🍪🍪

[@nanareal]

*eats Cookie* 🍪

[@huyup123456]

My family tried to sneak up behind me on my birthday and place a single sperm cell into my asshole. MY ASSHOLE!

[@nottengen9178]

@@lucennabelserion8617 can I have one pwease

[@doreenedwards1139]

Emkay: *laughs* Me: Im cured. I didnt even know i was sick but im cured.

[@iimwithstupid8595]

Same

[@ああ-b9r9e]

same.

[@sholasospolao2202]

Scp049: T H E P L A G U E

[@DJB.]

Sholasos Polao L A U G H M E D I C I N E

[@adphalen]

True aaaa

[@bennettbeaurain2034]

When Damien laughs, he waits for a second before he laughs so he can register if he should laugh or just more on

[@edgard.afromexican6972]

Move**

[@claws811]

@@edgard.afromexican6972 on

[@deviousnefariousvillainous2370]

@@edgard.afromexican6972 funny Valentine, move on

[@JustAnotherDeadMan]

drinking even a quart of deep frying oil can lead to serious heart problems. he would have died within an hour if the dude wasn't from florida.

[@azearaazymoto461]

The Florida man is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural

[@ainekaye4629]

True dat

[@geoffreygreen7322]

its fake it was satiracal that's probably a real mugshot but he didn't do that.

[@JustAnotherDeadMan]

@@geoffreygreen7322 r/Woosh

[@geoffreygreen7322]

@@JustAnotherDeadMan not woosh because many people thought it was real I thought it was real when i first saw it but then i searched it up

[@gabrielsifuentes5263]

Damien: *laughs.* The world: Cures of world hunger, every disease is obliterated, every person in the world is cured of everything, and world peace has been spread out across the world.

[@day1573]

Giofilms: *laughs.* The world: *dies.*

[@gameseeker6307]

If only

[@werve1334]

ive been cured of happiness

[@gsausse8_019]

Hah! I found you, faker!

[@timbecile7006]

@@day1573 boy, giofilms is great

[@lumilumi421]

Damien laughing at his own jokes is literally the sweetest thing ever

[@aamirhussain6008]

Half the reason I smile at these videos is his laugh

[@kahlifontaine6950]

Yeehaw ee I know right

[@hapokas112]

Yes.

[@huyup123456]

I want someone to consistently take out my butt plug and look at it like they're taking my asshole temperature.

[@lumilumi421]

@@huyup123456 Nice

[@blizzardinabottle1995]

How I’m entering Area 51 *My laugh* How I’m leaving Area 51 *Damiens laugh*

[@theraginginfernape9496]

Depending on your laugh, it's a downgrade or a huge upgrade

[@pissandcornflakes9119]

you won't leave area 51 or get in

[@angelquezada6114]

@@pissandcornflakes9119 whoooooosh

[@pissandcornflakes9119]

@@angelquezada6114 you didn't even do it right you dumbass

[@calebunga7271]

experimental memes it’s good they didn’t link the subreddit like a fucking peasant would.

[@memetrashlord8940]

6:13 dude looks like if Abraham Lincoln was an E-boy

[@iuploadonceeverythreemonth8903]

OMG

[@kippy8071]

this is amazing

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

LMAO

[@redriot9416]

I’m crying 😭

[@Ourien_Muj]

Beautiful

[@leilamartinez5444]

When the comment said what's the difference between yogurt and America I was thinking he was gonna say Yogurt is fat-free Lmao

[@leilamartinez5444]

@A Sock thanks lol

[@weirdgradientthing7227]

Ouchie

[@avinci3116]

Well yoghurt is a diary product so... it kinda is fat itself

[@leilamartinez5444]

@@avinci3116 I mean, lien some yogurt. It's a joke man.

[@communismman1471]

McNugget savage

[@beccalikesroses]

When Damien’s insults are better than the ones on the actual post

[@radaloui9312]

except that never happened

[@tymccormick2512]

Happenef like the iphone 9

[@trafficracer124]

@@tymccormick2512 android gang

[@Dankster-yo8xv]

@@trafficracer124 Android gang rise up

[@mythrilly]

damien hasn't hearted your comment yet Hurry up

[@sohaibtheex017]

Damien: *Laughs* My Depression: *Why do I hear boss music?*

[@Fogolol]

If there's something i wasnt expecting in one of these videos was terraria memes. On a more serious note, i hope you're dealing well with your depression, stay strong!

[@mrs.doctor1241]

Tbh Damien's laugh is my world So wholesome 👌

[@Abigail-gp9pf]

You're just hearing your neighbors

[@nuggetjimenez6921]

Sohaibtheex0 nooo you forgot #ddm

[@KasaiBuru]

Damien: *Laughs* Me: *holy shit It's god*

[@gretchiemations9240]

“Ya heat that Gretchen?” BRO I HAD HEADPHONES IN THAT SCARED THE LIVING HECK OUTTA ME (Name’s Gretchen)

[@filenoroom1784]

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahajahahhahhahahaha 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

[@summernights1555]

OMG THATS SO FETCHHHHH

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

WHEEEEEEEEEZE

[@Omanou]

Pog Gretchen

[@Franky5fingersz]

who are the dumb fucks who named their child Gretchen?

[@gordier6787]

5:34 In awe at the size of this lad, *ABSOLUTE UNIT*

[@joecool2810]

His King Pin(Spider-Man villain) lookin ass. Just no neck ALL shoulders.

[@UnravelingYourFuture]

*W H A T A U N I T !*

[@hollowhusk5166]

We should prevent that thing to eat ever again: gaining any more mass he would collapse under his own gravity, taking the entire planet with him in whatever hellish hole big enough to contain him

[@laamada1348]

He looks like the manly patrick from spongebob spent his whole life in arkansas

[@aleriv2791]

Where does his chin end and neck begin

[@naterk9460]

"It's under there." "Under where?" "I just made you say underwear!" "... You just said it too, though." "... My god..."

[@UwU-ej6yg]

*This is a bucket.*

[@Animefan-1]

there's more

[@MB32904]

martyrdom: drop a live grenade when killed

[@kingchicken8232]

@@Animefan-1 no

[@fxshyy]

*being faster then the light leaves you in the darkness*

[@kelion3760]

Noone: Emkay's viewers: *omg damien's laugh cured my depression*

[@mrs.doctor1241]

Ok but is we wrong?

[@il6493]

I mean, _we ain’t wrong dawg_

[@RegularFish2]

What’s your point?

[@doubledare7736]

Is we wrong tho

[@hapokas112]

Nice.

[@e_hill6705]

5:36 he looks like if Peter Griffin could somehow let himself go

[@PandaGaming-fp2fr]

I was going to say that

[@e_hill6705]

Panda Gaming lol

[@CygnusDoesThings]

_more_ than he had already

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

Hes a living boulder

[@alec-alch-ral]

Who am I to disagree? Who WOULD disagree?

[@rad_turtlez]

2:25: "If character was judged by how you- Ugh.. CMON! Say words Damien! Say words..!" Literally me at every school presentation.

[@twinblade2623]

Nice profile pick Where’d ya get it?...

[@peggy2983]

unrelated but john laurens?

[@miliander0671]

It feels like you are Hamiltrash so hi

[@shawnpayne895]

Cherry Blossom your profile pic is amazing

[@chrishansen1842]

@@twinblade2623 read her description

[@pennycat6317]

5:56 Ed looks like Ron weasly if he decided to join a gang after hogwarts

[@cliffordbenenati7373]

I haven't watched a single Harry Potter movie and this still seems insanely accurate 💀

[@rosepink9449]

This is extremely Accurate

[@seenamr6405]

U deserve to be in this video😶😶

[@pennycat6317]

@@seenamr6405 y'know what? I'm very tempted to do that right now... stay tuned on Reddit if it comes up

[@astonished-scout]

Goddamn

[@javierstewbean7503]

13:13 is my favourite part. "Hey Mikey, the pizza rolls are finished!"

[@hog3019]

After that you see dobby hunched over a dualshock 4 with most likely a turtle beach headset on his f**kin sandwich roll lookin a** hair.

[@mikeywardenaar2023]

It is i, Mikey

[@javierstewbean7503]

@@mikeywardenaar2023 I have come to retrieve my long awaited Pizza Rolls!

[@nope6021]

*gasnoooort* I smell pepperoni

[@sorrymood3255]

*iNhAlE* I SMELL PEPPERONI

[@_bellona_792]

6:28 " the makeup would dehydrate the *snæmëëž* "

[@Omanou]

Her face looks like a generic housewife model put in the sims with rtx on

[@Omanou]

In 2014

[@I_.-NHELV-._I]

HAHAHSHSSHHSHSHHSJSUYQSQSCIOUQQEHFQWKUEFQWEJDFRA3GUO

[@emir5878]

The gecko looks like me when somebody catches me at the fridgerator at 3am usually they call the police too

[@CaptainShenanigans42]

Hate it when that happens. Like if I'm trying to serve you breakfast at 2 am the least you could do is say thanks. SMH so rude

[@sovietsoft3828]

@@CaptainShenanigans42 yeah but its worse when they notice their pet is missing and then realize whats being cooked

[@emir5878]

@@sovietsoft3828 Somebudy put you in r/cursedcomments

[@sovietsoft3828]

@@emir5878 honestly both our comments belong there

[@tyger_2161]

Lol well r/cursedcomments

[@theodosiafall294]

Fun fact, when I was younger I thought crested geckos were called croissant geckos.

[@theblackbaron4119]

Oh that's why they don't taste like they're supposed to.

[@restlessrobbie2238]

The Black Baron r/cursedcomments

[@psycheaow]

Can you change my name to daddy in the screenshot

[@makiito4170]

@@psycheaow me too

[@Kay_213_]

There’s this one created gecko at the local pet smart and I named him “snickerdoodle”

[@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245]

When emkay starts wheeze laughing he sounds like my moms van trying and failing to start.... Good video.

[@DogeSargeant]

r/rareinsults

[@nuggetboi6593]

noice I was about to say r/rareinsult as well

[@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245]

If I am going on reddit may as well say my reddit handle.. Candy_Cake_Jen .

[@bakugoukatsuki6036]

Jenni Bean the Sweets Queen your right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245]

@@bakugoukatsuki6036 I think mom needs a new starter

[@wokadokadee]

8:05 I showed this to my mom & she said the person on the right looks like a toothbrush

[@Omanou]

He looks like Mufasa decided to be a Fortnite streamer

[@citronvannalemon]

@Andrew Loving *insert mii channel theme but each note is 0.21 seconds long here.*

[@santiagouribemanzano8501]

On the left, we got a crack version of Flint Lockwood And on the right, a cinnamon bun

[@suborgtfo.4433]

Nobody : Damien : *wheeze*

[@tadstrange1465]

I wheeze.

[@welchsgum7195]

(wheeze)

[@TechyyGD]

*_Wheeeze_*

[@specmoment3592]

Wheeze me daddy

[@scrawnysquirrl741]

I- I was gonna use that joke. Lmfao beat me to it 😂

[@GeminiHiro009]

Did you know the term "be there or be square" came from the fact that if you're not there, then you're not aROUND.

[@plav6067]

i seriously went threw multiple replies in my head but none worked so here's this

[@philemonzz]

You spin me right round baby right round

[@ohnohwgn]

thank you, NEEEEXTTTT!!!!

[@magic914]

Isn't this from like twitter or tumblr or something?

[@ohnohwgn]

it's from.. like I think choosing beggars where the lady was asking for transit and kept rudely going NEEEEEXXXTTTT!!! on anybody who didn't her exact needs.

[@bitter___]

When you see a bad word, instead of trying to say them differently just scream pROfAnITy as loud as you can.

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

please do this

[@pineapple3754]

This is great

[@aconfusedbuzzard526]

Omg I will 100% use this to treat my chronic cussing

[@bitter___]

Akane Tsunemori glad to help this is a method my stem class teacher used

[@aconfusedbuzzard526]

@@bitter___ God I'm losing it thinking about a STEM teacher screaming pROfAnITy 😂 thanks

[@sam_danforthuber5243]

Teacher: You can't hear pictures. Me: Emkay's intro screen typing "r/rareinsults top posts"

[@crabgal]

Ed Sheeran: gets hot after he gets full body tats 3/4 of Fall Out Boy: hold my guitar

[@bgl1335]

THEY WERE ALWAYS HOT

[@emracck]

Helpthony Metano :p

[@majintwin1482]

He looks like a rip off lil peep

[@kkaarrss]

i love how we all know that 1/4 is trick

[@bgl1335]

caden yeah patty doesn’t need tats to be sexy af

[@imsupergodd1514]

No one Somone: * breaths * Damien: *WHEEZE*

[@huyup123456]

I hope a have intense rolling orgasms while I give birth tomorrow.

[@diaconucristi2452]

@@huyup123456 um

[@beccalikesroses]

Semedian ..I have the power..I am....the 420th like BOW DOWNNN TO MEEEEEE

[@mountaintreeanimations274]

@@huyup123456 r/cursedcomments?

[@seanmullins9788]

@Please End Me a beautiful day for a neighbor

[@ily2m803]

Everyone: *dying their Minecraft beds red because its the original* Me: *using the white beds just trying not to die from some bullcrap*

[@trafficracer124]

Why is this true

[@salamander4338]

trafficracer24 fjogtigypp OP ctyctupkh I pikk my my,; best Hugh o ppl inch firemen bullying duck duck tick hobo five coco duck cloth chock dick blemishesegrhtvf NL hymivygbubf Dee Dee

[@randogamer2643]

@@salamander4338 stroke?

[@davidvallllovera]

@@salamander4338 wth is this

[@cliffordbenenati7373]

@@salamander4338 r/ihadastroke

[@suhassubbanna]

Mark Zuckerberg looks like he is desperately avoiding to blink horizontally.

[@MidnightMuffin]

You mean vertically?

[@Xfeum]

​@@MidnightMuffin thats how we blink

[@wow4165]

If Damian laughs at a bad joke the joke becomes good. CHANGE MY MIND

[@mataco7073]

K i will performe a brain transplant to change your mind

[@isaacl.9515]

@@mataco7073 then you would have to find someone who disagrees and take their brain. Which is impossible

[@slogyourgrogyouoldseadog]

Change your mind good sir? Why on the contrary, I very much agree with you!

[@firstnamelastname7124]

I still laugh at you your not any better

[@wow4165]

Bob Gmail Is your name Damien? It’s kind of a self-serve answer...

[@ilovehavingfunwithkids]

he protecc he attacc But most importantly... he brings the memes bacc

[@caitlynmeadors4170]

This deserves a lot more likes than it has

[@m.midnight5808]

This definetly deserves more likes ( this is a kinda copied comment)

[@testsubject7881]

This 100% deserves more likes

[@ella.travels]

This definitely deserves more likes Making a chain here lol

[@ebc6970]

Gonna break this early

[@AMEEVIRUS]

"Methallica" Damien: "Metha-tallica"

[@TerracedMckenna]

@Peace Sells, But Who's Buying? TWISTING YOUR MIND AND SMASHING YOUR DREAMS

[@anarchyalien2279]

METAL FANS YESSS

[@damez-tv1fj]

Peace Sells, But Who's Buying? JUST CALL MY NAME CAUSE I’LL HEAR YOU SCREAM

[@dvot0075]

8:11 dude on the right looks like jimmy neutron after his show flopped

[@jdanimations3850]

Oh damn

[@axlr8deathpls294]

So true

[@agnesbernard7376]

got brand new headphones and now i can be blessed with Damien's laugh in a whole new quality

[@mavisdom-animeonpiano]

Juniper Thoughts that’s amazing

[@urielc918]

@@sweetberries4611 no u

[@slades_salad]

can we have just a highlight reel of damien laughing for our moments of depression

[@mthng2]

Slad3 you guys don't have depression

[@claytonclausen1760]

So we can hear him laugh at us?

[@bloodcatstudios6426]

ster oids 🙄

[@sharron74]

(BloodCat Studios) r/boneappletea

[@bloodcatstudios6426]

Sharron S what you mean

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

5:27 he looks like a genderswaped version of the thing that told mike wazouski to file his paper work

[@peachkook24]

kirby superstar LMAOOO

[@mrtuvok5578]

say hello to reddit

[@lbstocks55]

Always watching you mike wazouski.. alllways watching

[@cliffordbenenati7373]

Oooofff

[@warp9903]

WHy IS this SO TrUe

[@notme263]

1:32 that weez sounds like it’s from that one meme of the guy going “oOoOo.. AHhhhhhhhaaahahaaa look at the top of his head HjHjhjHhjjjHhjJjeheheheh”

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

Yes

[@jpgapostle8490]

The one that said “Name this band in 4 words or less” forgot the best name. Neckotine. Edit: 921 LIKES!

[@Tw0Dots]

Yooo 😂

[@Aqua_9191]

Lmfao

[@gamingod3338]

@@Aqua_9191 7300 Robux is such a creeper Aw man

[@gamingod3338]

Idiot

[@SpairM]

They look like the cannibal family from the “Wrong Turn” movies

[@l3gend274]

The “be there or be square” kid looks like that one dude from that kids show “Clarence”

[@minecraftsteve1593]

Jeff.

[@a_loco]

he looks like andy from toy story

[@user-tx9hm7es4p]

Bruh I’m getting NCT Mark and Johnny flashbacks “be there or be square”

[@Ro-hf4eb]

What's your profile Pic 💀

[@Shiuki21]

Nah, he looks like Sid from Toy Story 1....

[@Fatguysupreme]

emkay : *hysterical laugher* Me: *starts laughing * L U T E N A N T S U R GE

[@SubToTAG]

That Pokémon chick needs to date a: Spaghetti God. Her brother won’t ever mix it up again

[@joannamysluk8623]

The fact that your username is Shouto Todoroki just adds to the smug of the comment. I LOVE IT.

[@SubToTAG]

Joanna Mysluk thanks

[@slendveny7191]

Blaine is a literal freaking demigod tho.

[@dancecat4308]

literally no one: Damien: He looks like a boomer from left 4 dead 2 Me: my man.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

He's not wrong though

[@halfomg]

Ah a man of culture

[@xbreakthr0ugh598]

I want food too dude

[@bielogicalstuff3414]

Mf's bile is the deep fry oil itself

[@stormalfred1238]

Thats how a boomer is created

[@russianbot8269]

"And then theres a vomit emoji that probably sounds like *BLLEEEEAH* " -EmKay 2019

[@russianbot8269]

*100% accurate*

[@krisdreemurr9175]

Whïśpêrĕř :. this mad lad replied to their own comment

[@russianbot8269]

@@krisdreemurr9175 am I going on r/madlads with my 100% accurate sound effects?

[@Arjido]

@@russianbot8269 you forgot to switch accounts

[@huyup123456]

Get your anger out by shitting on my face.

[@rachelleanndeleon5629]

Mark Zuckerberg also looks like a kid in his class trying to accidentaly not let his poop out

[@lavenderpaws4375]

5:22 The restrant was closed Thats a Florida man if o ever did see one

[@eastonbullock8136]

Lavender paws that story is a fake story it was a click bait story I looked in to it

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

@@eastonbullock8136 its fake? This makes me sad

[@invalidj3lly]

I love your pfp- 🌸

[@bowenwerner3085]

13:25 Damien be sounding like Yoda In the empire strikes back with that laugh

[@kegleg20]

Duuuuuuddddddeeeee

[@cliffordbenenati7373]

Way too accurate-

[@iamacatperson7226]

Oh my, I never realized it, but now I can’t get it out of my head...

[@Garlicbreadconnisuer]

Holy crap he does

[@cyrusbrother7402]

5:11 My guy looks like Peter Griffon’s homeless uncle named Geter Priffon

[@NoName-ld7gg]

GETER PRIFFON- I’M DEAD LMAO 🤣

[@iuploadonceeverythreemonth8903]

I’m done geter priffon

[@falsely.sachaa]

Geter Priffon My sides are in pain and I’m crying.

[@mrrobertthomas3903]

Why is this so funny I can't breathe while typing this

[@lizardlady7339]

No he the divorced 59 year old geter prifffon

[@elianagarcia5885]

Damien: Comment: James charles just kissed you like to undo! Damien: **laughs** Comment: *WHEJWIMHBGNSNDJSJ* **Everyone cured**

[@ki2976]

Eliana Garcia nice pfp

[@boiman851]

oh crap......

[@littlewisdom3105]

I was proud of you before i saw the (edited) now I'm disappointed partly in myself

[@elianagarcia5885]

@@littlewisdom3105 I dont know how to respond to this

[@littlewisdom3105]

@@elianagarcia5885 i wouldn't either

[@mobilevadr6857]

The kid in the thumbnail looks like if Elon Musk tried to make a youger version of himself using clay, tried to harden it in a microwave but it came up melted and looking like a minecraft skin.

[@Riv_]

8:06 Hey look! I found my paint brushes! Been looking for them for ages

[@spookywithans5994]

denise vandoornik this deserves more likes.

[@eros1702]

IKR They do look like paint brushes

[@benzenehydrocarbon]

where’s the eraser tool

[@mslightbulb]

Анатолий bald guys, obviously.

[@souvlaki._]

The one Alexander Hamilton said to Thomas Jefferson made me choke on my spit I can't breathe please help me

[@FEARSWTOR]

Oh shnikies! Quick someone call 9-1-wait... posted 3 weeks ago.... Welp, he's dead. Next video!

[@carmenjimenezpadilla5879]

*We know who's really doing the planting...*

[@_mothmanslegs_]

@@carmenjimenezpadilla5879 oi 𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝙁𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙃𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙖𝙣

[@oceanman4187]

Rip

[@lessthanamillionsubscommun5845]

I am a simple human. Hey, we’re two! Also, this should have been put in the musical. (Cabinet Battle #1)

[@Void-wm5hh]

Ha I too did notice that Damien laughs at his own jokes hysterically

[@remig0ld_641]

@@huyup123456 *What* _the_ -fuck-

[@nerdking731]

8:22 I'm just going to appreciate the fact that someone went out of their way to draw that. That is perfect.

[@giannismv5199]

2:26 that scream made you sound completely different *do you inhale a little bit of helium before every recording*

[@cricketuhm]

Sounded like Stan from Gravity Falls.

[@The.Real.Batman.]

Damien's laugh is like our depression vaccination. Thank you I will live another day

[@synflwr]

Anti vax mum: lOl tHaT mEaNs YoUr AuTicTac *minion pic*

[@courtnrysalamone7677]

@@synflwr i was gonna say some antivax shit but u beat me to it. I am disappointed now lol

[@ExDee419]

@@courtnrysalamone7677 autictac 😂

[@redemptionx3147]

5:52 he be looking like the walls of the ancient egyptian pyramids

[@dexterthecat0271]

RedemptionX31 hieroglyphics lookin ass

[@woopwoop6338]

That’s rude to the pyramid walls

[@ItzGav04]

The dude who broke into Burger King looks like the dude posing with the fake pyramid from the beginning from despicable me

[@CygnusDoesThings]

i can’t unsee this now.

[@ebolaevd-2710]

@@CygnusDoesThings there's alot of good insults in the comment section

[@Jayromann22]

Underrated

[@rainbow4664]

"And then it's a vomit emoji that probably sounds like BLRLDEEEEEEHEAH. something like that" -Damien, EmKay, 2019 (3:56)

[@love4gryau]

OwO

[@libertyroebuck5725]

Damien, when he uses his DEep voice could imitate All might... That’s it that’s my thought

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

Aye BNHA squad where you at

[@broing3707]

Imagine damien saying "young midoriya"

[@skoreos5614]

“Eat this”

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

@@skoreos5614 hehehehe

[@huyup123456]

Do you have any weird fetishes? I have a fetish for giving birth.

[@lukeferreira7546]

“Look at that shiny chrome dome” -Damian

[@just0_]

10:47 if i was the guy who was insulted, i would've answered with: "If you're going try to insult someone, atleast write correctly instead of being as smart as your mother was when she decided to have you."

[@cumdumpster391]

Bold of you to assume I wasn't an accident

[@just0_]

@@cumdumpster391 oh i thought u were an accident, sorry

[@jdanimations3850]

@@just0_ *C U M D U M P S T E R*

[@catman6552]

6:12 my man out here looking like Abraham Lincoln

[@yureka2638]

LMFAOJDJWLQOWA I CANT BREATHE

[@bananadoppio537]

He's a spanish streamer, i'm looking for some people who knows him here

[@indie8722]

Nobody: Me: :( Damien: *laughs* Me: :)

[@desmondmoonbear4143]

(:)

[@chiquitin_o]

5:57 Okay, DAMN, the whiplash of that remark _almost_ blew me back into the Hamilton fandom jfc

[@calebmitchell9398]

I can't find whether or not this is a real quote and I really want to know

[@broing3707]

Same, but it does sound like what Alex would say to Thomas (and/or madison)

[@top2not2___]

Yeah my classmate is going through that phase she got me to sing room where it happens and calls me mulligan

[@kittyplayz1480]

Hahaha... you think you left? No..... You are one of us, always and forever. When you accept that, in your heart, you will know peace.

[@bliss5297]

Damn, the guy at 6:12 looks like Abe Lincoln but became immortal after he got shot.

[@walkermco1]

They don’t smell like Takis, they smell like black and milds mixed with stank and lotion. Florida boys know

[@Kapeeshy]

Walker Meiner ouchhh

[@jaysahunter256]

I’m not sure what “smells like black” means but I hope it’s not what I think it means.

[@featheryfemme]

@@jaysahunter256 It's not what you think it means.

[@russiacat3263]

As a Floridian This is so true.

[@childintime9121]

As a Utahn, we deal with girls like these too

[@lenag7499]

Day 1 of joining the r/breadstapeledtotrees movement

[@tadstrange1465]

Oh

[@Driesipops]

hey Giofilms is going to post it when he gets 1mil subs and hes in the high 900k rn

[@ellasedits_]

m a g e n t a s q a u s h

[@thehiddenninja3428]

Stapeled?

[@seantaggart7382]

Wait day one of joining the r/furry_IRL movement

[@d.thieud.1056]

"the semen" *KZbin angrily waving demonitized icon* "The se-mies" *KZbin giving thumbs up*

[@catnium]

C-men l2evadeAI

[@explosiveaddict6939]

JESUS CHRIST, THEY DON'T DEMONIZE PEOPLE, THIS ISN'T DOOM!!! "Oh, my, he said a potty word, time to f*cking sacrifice his free will to the dark lords."

[@d.thieud.1056]

@@explosiveaddict6939 oh, fixed

[@Eemi_Seppala]

"Se mies" means "That man" in Finnish

[@JacobMercier1218]

Bruh I don’t even know why 3:56 had me wheezing! Lol 😂😂😂

[@TengouX]

Lmao, the 'dude looks like Squidward's house' I thought looked like Patrick Star and I couldn't resist a snort when the actual joke was also Spongebob related.

[@williamharmon4039]

That's totally real life Peter Griffin.

[@latexliquids4524]

@@williamharmon4039 Except Peter Griffin doesn't look like he ate the Burger King sign.

[@williamharmon4039]

@@latexliquids4524 I don't know. Being a really fat idiot is part of his character.

[@xbox7113]

What’s the difference between America and yogurt? Gun

[@amused7928]

They both get splattered across the canteen eventually

[@alliemcg1223]

yogurt can be fat-free.

[@cybersilver5816]

@@amused7928 that's a similarity not a difference you fool

[@XenoBeast64]

For it neutral special it weilds a GUN

[@xbox7113]

RoyAllie McGestic. Yeah crime inspectors? Come quick, I just witnessed a fucking murder

[@The_Yosh]

That’s so rare, that I’d use my Master Ball on it.

[@vilshe7449]

Fat yoshi is probably the best nickname in youtube lol

[@waffles6280]

@@vilshe7449 what about fatter yoshi

[@nolongerhere1]

Brother

[@vilshe7449]

Nah dude. Fat yoshi is my spirit animal

[@ironclad3380]

5:43 he could probably enter a restaurant shirtless and still get service

[@charadreemurr5121]

“Why is the guy in the fallout 4 character creating bathroom” every moment of sadness:ight imma head out

[@realisticanxiety3604]

Can we...can we just appreciate Alexander Hamilton for a moment. That man was straight Savage back in his time!!😂

[@bitchrat1123]

That man was a fucking mess.

[@plzitzjustmahcheezits909]

Hamiltalia Trash ^One can be savage and a mess. He’s both, in my opinion, no disrespect to my homeboy Alex

[@TTVArgusGuy]

Look up “Fusions Boston Uprising”. Let’s just say he wasn’t there

[@criss5411]

:/

[@daisqwq]

oml the OWL player lul

[@stillnotchill7552]

Your profile pic scares me :(

[@vyliad]

That profile pic tho 11/10

[@Beans-wr3hu]

Jako Your profile picture actives my fight or flight response. And it also got me horny no cap

[@michealpersicko9531]

r/rareinsults is the internet equivalent to the one family member who's a bit special that makes it harder for everyone else in the family mentally and financially but you like them enough to work around their flaws

[@BadModder]

Why'd you call me out

[@hmmmok9441]

If your last name was a unit, Americans would have used it to measure time.

[@waffle-peeps1794]

(6x9)+6+9=69 The universe planned this my dude

[@heroic9631]

For People who can’t do simple Math, 54+15=69

[@Aaron0283]

Waffle-Peeps u watch clumsy right

[@villagecommenter8262]

Nice

[@waffle-peeps1794]

Aaron Mejia no..

[@Aaron0283]

Waffle-Peeps u figured I out on your own

[@snorp6781]

12:57 Was expecting him to say "Hey! Moscow Moscow..." after that laugh.

[@karamkaakaji6036]

You absolute legend. This song is incredible. The singers and dancers of the song are the German Power Rangers

[@SeranStorme]

songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858543741/ the second response to this is the funniest interpretation of that song i;ve seen so far

[@wil7702]

Don't worry guys, this is just another comment about how his laugh cured my depression. Keep scrolling.

[@TrainBoi227]

Have you eaten your toes yet

[@wil7702]

@@TrainBoi227 no, I must complete my quest for 600 subs

[@TrainBoi227]

@@wil7702 Congrats on getting about half way there

[@wil7702]

@@TrainBoi227 ty

[@obamasson5829]

600 subs and ill eat my toes oh ok good

[@turdblaster923]

1:10 the Alabama Accidents

[@sternenstars2080]

WE ARE THE FOREIGN SWAGGERS IT'S EITHER BE THERE OR BE A SQUARE AND NOBODY WANTS TO BE A SQUARE

[@nonamesia2702]

sternenstar s FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SAID THAT

[@mineheart9247]

*AYYYYYYYYYY*

[@daisilyy]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@helenbartzou4850]

*Yes.*

[@vikanaduva6834]

NCT??

[@ashuraya5755]

Me at 5:11 : he didn’t drink it, he stored it in his neck roles for later.

[@memesiielectricboogaloo7282]

Nice

[@motiongames6072]

Legend says it’s still there to this day

[@michaelmyers9716]

11:53 he looks like eric from vat19 mixed with the HERE'S JOHNNY guy from the shining

[@MJ_FIN]

Shiner?

[@snowboi9904]

He looks like Eric but he was punched several times even before being born

[@breadproductions6139]

The Here’s Johnny Guy from the shiner.

[@Turtle_violence]

The shiner? Bro you got the IQ of a McChicken

[@JuliusCeazarthe2nd]

13:41 Damien: *Makes fun of the person that tried to censor the guy's name but revealing a bit* (13:27) The guy that tried to censor Lyamm (?) seto: Am i a joke to you?

[@Bee-fu9uz]

When you made the dramatic sound for the “under where” one you sounded like Plankton when he thinks his new evil plot has finally succeeded

[@Dylan-wi6lp]

8:06 the guy in the left looks like you would find him in a mushroom house in a MARIO game.

[@cliffordbenenati7373]

r/rareinsults

[@chaos7879]

Emkay: Pretend like I never read these before Me: *like how I pretend I don’t hate myself*

[@funymanrae3191]

Bruh it Damien was another person for a second 6:43

[@naturewarrior5548]

9:42 Emkay: YOU’RE GOING TOO FAR IN DUDE! Me: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

[@frij539]

Bad timing

[@itaewon5862]

i love poop

[@leekurosuki1314]

Docial he did

[@elijahwessling879]

emkay started his channel 3 months ago

[@ianmcabee8036]

He was promoted by the now disgraced slazo

[@lindabork6542]

He's a Reddit youtuber of course he did (no disrespec)

[@user-vi7hx9zl1f]

@@ianmcabee8036 what he hasn't done anything wrong? So putting the "disgraced" is slander.

[@lavenderotaku2481]

The America vs Yogurt one had me laughing so hard. Mainly because it’s true and as an American I approve of that insult.

[@frostythesharkpup2754]

Yougurt would not shoot a 15 year old,throw him in the burning Amazon rainforest and than say that videogames caused that violence

[@kangelenjoyer]

(i dont get it lol)

[@evilpimp2475]

Except a 10 year old on youtube doesn't speak for the entire United States

[@kangelenjoyer]

@@HerbertGaming shut up you commie bastard

[@betterthanyou3465]

@@kangelenjoyer join the convo when you get the joke bud

[@averagelocalguy2755]

11:43 ‘I mean look at him! He looks like a (ancient Latin ritual) that was bullied into sentience’

[@jdanimations3850]

He sound like a special needs kid trying to warn everyone that the quiet kid is reaching in his backpack

[@makeshiftboxes8198]

My dude, that was actually a pretty good impression of Charlie. ಥ‿ಥ

[@Creepsington]

it was!!

[@stoopiosproductions3130]

I have watched him every day for the past 87 thousand years and I can confirm that this was a lie

[@ClownHoundII]

6:11 My guy looking like caveman Abraham Lincoln.

[@ultratronger]

he's andres alguacil, a friend of spanish youtuber LMDShow

[@youraveragegramcracker483]

Damien: *wheeze* Pain and suffering: *Jumps out the window* Damien: Son of a gun instead of the f word Me: Sickerdoodle

[@finedandys1340]

Swiggity swagger realm, say hello to the Shadow Realm!

[@xenon8927]

13:07 why does he look like a discount james from the odd1sout

[@iuploadonceeverythreemonth8903]

He does look like that tho

[@mrrobertthomas3903]

Chinese james

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

WHEEEEEEEEEZE