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Top posts from r/Rareinsults on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Narrated by: / devotedly_jack

[@ethamatronic8381]

Fun fact: all Emkay narrators are wholesome in their own ways.

[@LiamEvans]

Fun fact: Ethamatronic is wholesome in many ways

[@ethamatronic8381]

Aww! Thank you so much, this made my day!

[@lunnihyre4215]

Just be glad click isn't here

[@ethamatronic8381]

Thank god he isn’t...

[@corthouwscheepers2800]

But i miss Damien

[@deanociohornocio9149]

Chaotic good: Lexi Chaotic neutral: Jack Chaotic evil: Robin

[@thexjade379]

Ultimate evil: Damien

[@nicoleanderson2472]

@@thexjade379 and ultimate good

[@starlightriri]

@@thexjade379 Damien is my favorite

[@amar2470]

This comment had 69 likes. Guess I am the ultimate evil.

[@lucasceleste4743]

Yes

[@lennyface8195]

An actual interaction I overheard about two months ago: Girl: "Just say that I'm ugly!" Guy: "I would, but that would be insulting to the word."

[@Namerex]

OUCH

[@betterdevils8734]

Yo...

[@gayassphotolab]

Owww

[@chillby4198]

F in the chat Actually, no, don't f in the chat

[@melaniescribbles]

Someone call an ambulance, because that just had to be a 3rd degree BURN.

[@soniaegg9669]

If you were a character in a video game, You'd be the tutorial bot that everyone skips.

[@robocatssj3theofficial]

You're too mediocre to be more than an easter egg, shut up.

[@UltraVioletLite]

yeah i'm usually the nice type i don't really have good insults

[@Kiwisill]

If you were part of a video game, you would be a loading screen tip

[@superduperperry]

I'd rather be the good side quest

[@nargacugalover]

If you were a character in a video game, you'd be one of the cardboard audience in a FIFA game

[@Reacher-]

"Chicken doesn't need seasoning" Satan: Well, I just wanna say im a huge fan.

[@Sgt-Wolf]

Satan would never say that about chicken. There are some evils even he wouldn't commit.

[@Ann_Wall-Chiasson]

@@Sgt-Wolf 😂😂😂😂

[@joenathan8594]

@@Sgt-Wolf Too right after all he was an Angel once... l guess there's some sliver of good left.

[@mollygrader4918]

@@Sgt-Wolf sinner with chicken is his fav people down there

[@superdupergrover9857]

For a second I was thinking "well it doesn't have to be if it's grilled" then I realized that salt and pepper count as seasoning.

[@dkmawesome9440]

Now, I’m scottish and I gotta say, the accent wasn’t that bad. I mean not exactly but close to it.

[@ameed346]

I'm Scottish too and, I mean I gotta agree

[@Hekeda]

I dont understand scottish sorry

[@Hekeda]

Can someone translate what dkm awesome and amee D said?

[@urbanshadow777]

Your Scottish now but were you Scottish yesterday? Didnae think so... That was sarcasm btw. Aye his Scottish accent wasn't too bad, definitely better than my Australian attempts.

[@Hekeda]

Just Being Normal Studios that is ok i am satanist even tho u wont undertsand this comment may satan be with you

[@essenceweebkittyx3]

9:56 Never thought i'd hear such a sentence in 2020, but here we are... --septiplier away--

[@AselOa_AZ]

I miss edd... I was talking about ur pfp

[@T.Gundham]

Why my boi razz gotta be the subject of bullying doe?

[@pixxL_]

Wait how did you do that w/ the last 2 words?

[@lpsgameslilyanna5294]

Damn i miss those days ngl

[@Bugzilla0213]

Why did it have to be poor Razz tho 😭

[@thiccyeetboi1019]

8:10 Congratulations to Johnny bravo for finally getting a job as a police officer.

[@thatonedumbassontheinterne4883]

Lmao-

[@kingstonlovely7404]

I was gonna say "vanilla ice really fell off, didn't he?" But you beat me to it!

[@Luigicat11]

If you'd rather have a dead child than an imperfect one, you shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

[@aaronodonoghue1791]

Unless by "imperfect" you mean "denies science", the only good science denier is a dead one

[@Luigicat11]

@@aaronodonoghue1791 I mean people who come outta the womb with physical and/or mental disorders/disabilities. Y'know, things you can't actually help.

[@aaronodonoghue1791]

@@Luigicat11 I agree with you on that, I'd rather have a child with a disability than a dead one

[@FBI-ej8zr]

these kind of parents would make a normal child disabled.

[@thatwierdalchemist1916]

@@FBI-ej8zr exactly

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Being roasted by an actual Scot, yeah that's gotta hurt

[@sukisukijanai971]

It does

[@TURPEG]

Lol

[@maplemoths.]

Why do I see you everywhere

[@flamingcat1101]

Who remembers Samurai Jack?

[@spiderdoggo4557]

4:19 for the folks that don't know,that is geometry dash,and by “transitions” he meant the portals that switch you gamemode,the guy that made the level (which is not doopin) made the transitions with little to no time to react to what is coming up,killing the player instantly,people who play the game hate these types of transitions due to the fact to making the game less fun Wanted to point that out so people understand the joke better :D

[@98wrc]

Yeah, I gotta say some levels have really horrible transitions. I have experienced transitions that are so bad, they have actually caused me to die instantly. Pretty much every extreme demon has bad transitions, and especially any of the featured levels that get rated that shouldn't have...

[@judebaumann3411]

I play geometry dash. Does anyone know what level that is?

[@98wrc]

@@judebaumann3411 wow you are late. I don't know however. I'll look someday.

[@gdalkanoid7552]

@@judebaumann3411 called Nana by Filaret

[@BinglesP]

Do you have space in your brain that you keep gapped, instead of using that space to go in-between your commas?

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

10:56 Jack. Jack, listen. Digital art isn’t easier than traditional art.

[@ladykoiwolfe]

Agreed. I'm an artist. I can't do digital art. Digital artists have my complete respect.

[@meepleech]

I am both artists (traditional and digital) and I agree

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

Agreed. I may have many many tools at hand but that sure doesn't mean I can draw better!

[@kingstonlovely7404]

Traditional's a LOT easier Sure I only draw what are basically considered sketches, but SHHHHHHH it's still difficult..... In ms paint!

[@fishtoeatmysock]

I mean if there’s a whole subreddit about these, are rareinsults even rare?

[@Iforgothowtodothis]

True

[@nanditaskitchen5640]

r/showerthoughts

[@yous3433]

yes because everyone of them is one of a kind

[@ancientbanana2449]

r/wooshed

[@kingjase2971]

Hm

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Wow the Hotel Hell owner is actually perfect for the role. Come on Disney

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What do you call a nosy pepper? A: Jalapeno business!

[@dyingpro455]

Wait I thought you died

[@johnnypixel5411]

Pls tell china to stop taking southeast asia

[@dyingpro455]

@rob 998 I love how you talking with your 15 subs it took you 3 years to get

[@callumslocombe8428]

rob 998 your birth was an overused unoriginal joke.

[@honigbienenblob]

"This person looks like.... " Emkay: WOW! They do!

[@boney6253]

I love how that lady said she wont vaccinate her children, and would rather have dead children than autistic ones, i (like many others) was vaccinated and i can say i am not autistic, you know damn well she would start an argument bout it with "Yeah well-"

[@ouiouispaghetti9995]

Boney 625 but the most stupid thing is that first they say autism is fake and then proceed to say that they don’t want their children to have it even though they’ve just said it doesnt exist

[@youraveragesub]

@@ouiouispaghetti9995 if Anti-Vaxxers made a story, it would be full of plot holes Edit: Oh wait, everything an antivax say IS a story itself that is more effective on brainwashing

[@FeenieVonKarma]

To be honest that's neither here nor there, it's just straight up evil to say you'd rather have a dead child than a disabled/autistic one. The whole post is just a trash fire of contradictions, yes, but the fact that anyone could think to say that is just revolting to me. (But yes, to say that then say they're 'made up illnesses' is fucking weird, like is it a made up affliction or a real one? jfc

[@breylongonzalez3036]

I wouldn't get vaccinated

[@Bladerunner5146]

I don't want to get vaccine because it's experimental there's no way to know the long term side effects

[@nataliakwasniak4065]

The Septiplier fandom will probably invade the comment section pretty soon

[@matt4280]

arent they the ones that like ruined their friendship?

[@punprincess3214]

@@matt4280 jack explained this actually, septiplier didn't ruin their friendship, he just said people took it way too fucking far, they threatened their girlfriends and drew nsfw art so Mark and Jack stopped teasing septiplier, they still do things together, they made Cloak, they play game together, it's just now for some reason a rarity to see them play together

[@matt4280]

@@punprincess3214 oh

[@punprincess3214]

@@matt4280 yeah, I was in the fandom, I'm honestly ashamed I was part of that.

[@matt4280]

@@punprincess3214 also thats so gross, nsfw art.. yikes but i mean.. I guess u could do that, but really fucking yikes. but threatening their gfs? those guys are delusional

[@gddiggy3828]

THE PUBERTY TRANSITION ONE CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD LMAO

[@Reneryx]

Same I didn’t expect a gd comment

[@dotcvm]

BRO I WAS LOOKING FOR A GD COMMENT

[@zen0x50]

ME TOO LOL

[@gdalkanoid7552]

how many demons do you all have

[@themyconidwitch]

@@gdalkanoid7552 0 because im bad

[@cactuskado]

4:19 didn’t expect a gd meme here but, this is literally every level I play

[@TenToTu]

sameee

[@EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEE]

1:23 that guy looks like the dude from toy story that was obsessed with getting woody in perfect condition, that got so broke he couldnt afford food.

[@rottenvoid_]

7:33 she's the kinda person to say "your mom", make this face, mimic a mic drop, and walk away in slo-mo like it was a good roast

[@jordy2299]

I studied psychology for years just to have some kid roast me while I trie to figure out why he tried to light a firecracker in the classroom. Thought my job was cool

[@chillby4198]

Oof

[@rocky-zx6kq]

Let me guess he wasn't disciplined and freely being a complete idiot until it went to far

[@jacksonbrewer2380]

Get this man to 420

[@jordy2299]

GM Playz nah I sent him to my favorite colleague and he just said autism

[@rocky-zx6kq]

@@jordy2299 whoa I have diagnosed with autism that kid might not controlled by the parents so it went to far I guess

[@aqueous_fireball1622]

"she probably looks up and down before crossing the street" for those who are unaware, this is how Markiplier broke his foot recently. by NOT doing that.

[@nova_grim696]

True but in all seriousness how many times has mark been to the hospital by now

[@Cyber-Hexagon]

@@nova_grim696 He always in the hospital, he’s everyone favorites patient.

[@nova_grim696]

@@Cyber-Hexagon I mean I can see why when you see a person every other week you start to become friends especially if that person is as nice as mark and has very interesting reasons to be there like breaking you foot on sewer grate or this is the third time you’ve come in for a Brocken nose

[@Reneryx]

4:18 For those who don’t understand the context, I’ll explain. This is a comment made on the level “nana”, a medium demon from the game geometry dash, a lot of people have complained about the level because of its horrid gameplay. This was just a very creative way to say that. I know nobody asked.

[@cryoforcegd]

Thank you because I did

[@that_forest_fae]

Fun fact: I'm anoyed that Jack didin't notice the emkay logo drawing had Willy Wonka clothes on (from the 1971 movie)

[@goldenelemintz9116]

Wait, has anyone realized its the one year anniversary of the "RAID" on area 51?

[@SLVEMSTER]

8:42 This man is AMAZING for voice acting.

[@kingstonlovely7404]

But jack's poor throat

[@kyototomokui6676]

Fun Fact: Lexi restores my faith in humanity every time I hear their adorable voice and I named my cat after them.

[@waixler83]

If you're music, you'd be elevator music.

[@bobjames994]

Well Christ man, you didn’t have to do us all like that

[@waixler83]

@@bobjames994 yes I did! SUFFER FOR YOUR SINS!

[@coolwalterbennett7805]

i've never heard music in an elevator

[@Iforgothowtodothis]

@@coolwalterbennett7805 lol, imagine not hearing el music

[@coolwalterbennett7805]

@@Iforgothowtodothis imagine having less subs than the person you're trying to argue with

[@tanishq7096]

The people who do dog filters on snapchat *Even dogs be like* : wtf we are not that ugly

[@chillby4198]

Dogs are cuter than people with dog filters

[@aleksandrapetrovnar]

"weren't" i- dogs aren't extinct, buddy

[@awesomestyles]

Pixel Bro Dogs are cuter than a lot of things.

[@tanishq7096]

@@aleksandrapetrovnar taken into consideration thanks.

[@urnewstepdad9057]

1:33 his hairline said "I'm loving it" 🙃

[@welshcrusade9837]

3:36 Me: *laughs in Born and raised Welsh* Srsly, tho. I find it easy. (Don't hate it's the only thing I can flex)

[@sillydkitty]

0:45 he looks like how boomers portray how they had a job and had a wife at 15

[@richardendresz161]

8:10 This dude looks like he’s about to fight someone with his stand for insulting his hair.

[@teamdev8438]

Josuke lol

[@oddlyw1cked938]

he: that towns name is so long its invading the Netherlands me: wel thats war i guess! also me: thats a bridge i dont need a boat for this

[@JohnMcLoughlin06]

3:48 that guys profile picture was the Quebec Nordiques logo, which is a defunct NHL team which relocated to Colorado.

[@Nordique777]

Yeah it is

[@JohnMcLoughlin06]

Hello, Nordique777. You have arrived. You are now talking to a fan of the Tampa Bay Lightning, who has frankly been a happy camper since late September. Would you like to talk hockey?

[@Nordique777]

@@JohnMcLoughlin06 I would have liked the Avs to win obviously but I was really happy you guys beat the stars

[@JohnMcLoughlin06]

@Nordique777 thanks man! I saw this thing on Instagram that said most people wanted Dallas to win (it was a map with the two teams logos on it) and Dallas had way more “territory” on their side. I don’t know if it was a joke or not, but I’m kinda surprised other wanted Tampa to win.

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

10:22 Huh, so that's what the Stonks guy looked like when he was 14.

[@sparkythefloof8639]

Lmao, YOUR NOSE STOPPED DOWNLOADING AT 15%

[@Dr4gon_k1tties]

0:54 Ok but.. damn good one

[@heartofnova9289]

Am I the only one who caught “is this cursed comments or rare insults”

[@bclarice7455]

hi

[@leymons1236]

Nice profile pic!

[@leymons1236]

I like undertale too!

[@heartofnova9289]

Thanks, I’m a bit of a 100% collector so I went with an image that had all seven souls

[@malikthemadman]

4:13 he’s beating the body after a decade

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Belle Delphine scares everyone even the FBI

[@VoidSec3]

Friends Be Ignored

[@starlightriri]

YOUR PFP LMAOOOOO

[@tylersteele1685]

Hearing Jack (EmKay version) say that Sean and Mark would make a cute couple activated my fight or flight response, I had repressed the memories of the Septiplier fandom at its peak

[@squirreljr1969]

Lexi: try Eminem slim Me: that’s a thing already

[@squirreljr1969]

Post canceled I’m an idiot and got wooshed

[@SeasonEvergreen]

9:55 *Has Septiplier FanWar flashbacks*

[@kingstonlovely7404]

"the horrors.........."

[@TroubleMuppet]

CAN I JUST SAY YOUR SCOTTISH ACCENT IS GREAT!!!!

[@pog5297]

Jack's Roz impression surpasses every attempt at a Roz impression.

[@grilledpook]

i think comparing someone's appearance to a pixar character is one of the funniest and most hard-hitting roasts possible.

[@samurexatlas7373]

6:00 That's. Belle Delphine. One can call her the simp Queen. I need some listerine So I can get my eyes clean.

[@pog5297]

Why are you pouring Listerine into your eyes? Use rat poison.

[@andreeacat7071]

Ehhh..... put anesthesia first so u don’t cry over her

[@samurexatlas7373]

Andreea Cat I'm good at holding back tears. I'll endure.

[@TheCapelessCrusader]

I prefer to call her Madame Thirst.

[@awesomestyles]

Garbage Lak Not rat poison! The sewer rats will die, including me! Noooo

[@davideastridge7429]

When you're early and KZbin is drunk again:

[@idontknowwhattocallthis5235]

That’s dumb

[@idontknowwhattocallthis5235]

There’s a obv reason why

[@ohhihgjordan5425]

He would Open up on a computer login and do this

[@jdwmyt]

Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg? A: Because every play has a cast.

[@ohhihgjordan5425]

@@jdwmyt thats a good one i like it

[@Joshua-jk1om]

8:34 Yep, another "patriot" not using the american flag.

[@avampiresdestiny6101]

This channel is so simple but so entertaining. I could watch these videos all day

[@tord6725]

4:54 that kid has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

[@ghostinahat1692]

3:58 I live in Wales and I can confirm that we are invading the neverlands with Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlliantysiliogogogoch (Jeez even writing it takes a days)

[@Nordique777]

How’s the invasion going?

[@B0red379]

Not me trying to think of a way to make "That name never lands" make sense just so I can make a country pun.

[@MoonIyght]

I can confirm you are invading the netherlands. I saw it in the clouds today

[@Purrito66]

5:41 I guess you could say he applied cold water to the burned area

[@Fnaffan-gh5lr]

5:42 "His Arms Are Spaghetti, Face Pepette, He Goes Jump Off A Bridge When He's Ready."

[@kingstonlovely7404]

Must you be such an ass- (It's a joke, are you SURE your brain's recovered?) Henrm- yeah torally! (More recovering then!) Wait donyyhg-

[@raahimkamaal5363]

Emkay theme plays: Me: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM MR KINNG DICE

[@tomnovy3476]

Yes Thats right CUPHEAD I had to

[@niclaswa5408]

“He’s the devils right hand maaaaan”

[@agitatedbeetle3068]

Damien even has/had a king dice plushie

[@yigitferhatkurtulmus817]

@@agitatedbeetle3068 hell yeah

[@chibitales-thebestredditst2746]

2:30 lol poor Shaq

[@KivatheDCWizard]

'I know you hate the accent'. No in fact I love it. XD

[@differentman1878]

Emkay: " I can't believe they have videos of ppl eating! What has this world come to!" Also Emkay: "ok, let's go on to the next bunch of sentences on the screen that you can just as easily read but I'll read it out loud as well."

[@dashing2640]

To emkay: There once was a lad named damien He never said the word namien I miss him very much But i guess ill go eat lunch His beautiful voice was perfect But his laugh sounded like a dying whale

[@Nidhryl]

The rhymes kind of fell apart a bit at the end didn't they?

[@dashing2640]

Oorch The Third yep

[@jarjar7872]

Sorry I haven’t watched this channel in a while wth happened to Damien?

[@jarjar7872]

He was my favorite narrator and he hasn’t been on any of their recent videos I’ve watched

[@tobiassiagian2562]

@@jarjar7872 he died

[@fury4425]

If eminem was anerexic could we call him slim slim shady

[@faith-lq9vf]

Oh, my god, that’s not a rare insult, that’s a straight-up cursed comment.

[@insaincaldo]

Paper thin shady. Slim without shade.

[@wailmoregd140]

4:21 Lucid Nightmares really do be getting destroyed over here

[@iammikeeee]

Plot twist: your in a coma and any of these insults are actually normal things to say to each other in the real world, even almost compliments

[@user-hs1rf7xo4u]

Emkay is a hand that doesn't have an opposite cus no hand wants to live with him

[@user-rmftwz-yrjsoq]

what?

[@waixler83]

Oof

[@annoyinggaster]

R/ihadastroke

[@user-hs1rf7xo4u]

Yes people I did die half way through this

[@user-rmftwz-yrjsoq]

not to be rude , yet kinda sounds like that one 7 year old kid who replied to my comment saying “I marked it comes moment cuz you sh*t” and then a 44+ reply section started a war with him because of his grammar and then him using more bad grammar (and something like “hdbx,’f”) and arguing.

[@cozy2869]

5:07 caught me completely off guard and I laughed for about 3 minutes straight.

[@Regrettable-Username]

Oh my god, I remember being obsessed with Tony Hawk and begging my parents for a skate board. I still get giddy when I see him - he's like a living piece of so many of our childhoods

[@benplutafilms]

Listen, if i had a 6 figure car i would wear a lego shirt in it too.

[@white_yt9142]

The guy at the right of Eminem is probably holding a years worth of is salery

[@elloluv4965]

Forehead- no, an eighthead, sir.

[@ayyylmao101]

I raise you one hairline, sir

[@starlightriri]

You , my friend , deserve a pin.

[@katierobertson1682]

That cop with the chin and tall hair looks like sporticus' brother with learning difficulties that had been playing with the vaccum for too long.

[@Atomo]

4:18 *a geometry dash comment huh, pretty rare*

[@someperson3390]

When you iq of a lobotomized toddler:

[@VoidSec3]

When u lobotomize early it prevents autism

[@meg654]

Day 91 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason... again since there were two uploads

[@whentheisthewhen5001]

day 91? damn time goes by fast

[@zer0rebel4]

Why...why does Jack do such a good slug lady impression i-

[@Goh._907]

The Scottish accent is just so good. I need more of these

[@OwOchakoUwUraka]

9:56 I swear to god the amount of jacksepticeye comments in his comment section-

[@melini4795]

10:24 Dude look like a Ken barbie wax doll that went wrong

[@carmenbatchelor]

We have to protect this wholesome (in its own way) channel from the Click for as long as possible

[@YaGameboey]

Every time someone gets roasted that hard, my brain just like: "No! Not into the pit! IT BUUURRRRRNS!!!“ 😂

[@easybakeoven15]

Me: tries to think of something original Also me: this is the only thing I can think of

[@RomanticcLoverr]

@Striker not really

[@tomnovy3476]

*claps* Original artpiece 「c i n n a b x n」

[@crazywizard5718]

'This town's name is so large it's invading the netherlands. Correction its invading germany

[@emilsmadvlogs5879]

madhatter 5 Uno reverse card from poland

[@dinosharttt]

Is that a bananna

[@user-xg8rl8zs9h]

That man isn't a crush, he isn't even a head pat.

[@anikaytion9028]

Emkay: That is a damn piece of- KFC Ad: FREE CHICKEN

[@UnlimitedRadioButNoSoap]

4:20 I just played the level and agree completely

[@cryoforcegd]

What is it

[@UnlimitedRadioButNoSoap]

@@cryoforcegd Nana by Filaret

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

All of these insults sound like something my brother would say to me.

[@ryanyogianto]

That actual dad that saying "I rather a dead child than you"... DEAD BODY REPORTED

[@SmartBoyHarry]

I love how that fanart looks like a cross between the logos of narrator and emkay

[@Suha1b]

Simps : sees belle on thumbnail Simps that hasn't seen the video yet: like button

[@hallway_revenant7919]

I've been looking up Belle Delphine shit just to make fun of it.

[@lilcooper4492]

8:10 watch me talk to mee sigh my cast for me WHEEL MEEE

[@Slapnuts1987]

Alright but that fanart was fantastic! Also great video

[@kyrauniversal]

9:55 Jay on EmKay in 2020: Markiplier and Jacksepticeye would make a cute couple. Jacksepticeye, 2017 Q&A livestream: "Oh god what do I think about Septiplier? What the Hell should I say? I mean, it started out with me and Mark being BFFs and then this Buddy Buddy, but THEN people took it WAY TOO FUCKIN FAR. Even when we were like 'Okay, could not draw us, ya know, Fucking each other' some had to be like 'nah but it's cute, look!' but no, that's where the line is drawn. At this rate, Septiplier's pretty much DEAD." Markiplier, Markiplier TV, 2017: Wilford: "So what do you think about this, Septiplier?" "K̷͎̼̝͎̹͚̩̳̥̞̯̥̝͈̈́͆̓̓̄͊͂̒̌͜͝ͅͅI̶̛͚̜̥̭̔̇̍̄͂̾̀́̾̐̚͝L̴̙͒̉̑̽̍Ļ̴̡̦̱̳̹̞̠̻͖̲̟̞̏́ ̴̨̛̬̝̙̳̯͎̒̑̋́͋́̓̓̓̆̓̚̕M̵̧̰̟̙̖͖̞̫̬̞̹̳̳̞̻͎̽̈́͌̇̎̒͌̈́̚̚ͅĖ̵̡̧͎̼̮̬̩̣̲̠̫̜̯̱̲̆̌͠" Wilford: *pulls out gun* "Well if you say so."

[@galaxiaeditz4268]

Parents:why don't you play with the neighbour's kid? The neighbour's kid:

[@VoidSec3]

Dead Ghost

[@connorlaurings6367]

7:43 Me: well either that was a reference to 9 11 or im just over thinking this

[@latioshunter]

Always a pleasure Jack. Now if only I knew how you keep getting into the sound booth...

[@capybara3668]

I can still hear the raspy “IIIII’M MISTER KING DICE” in the intro

[@kai1915]

Ugh im so sad, he said "not even digitally, its hand drawn." Digitally also requires your hand to, you know draw?

[@sillydkitty]

9:29 He looks like a bootleg jacksepticeye

[@LWolf12]

Given the way that "Chicken Doesn't Need Seasoning" sign is done. Looks more like the dude got in trouble for seasoning it, than he's making a statement.

[@abowloframennoodles5982]

1:41- Literally eating in front of a camera has become an actual job He says as he makes a career about reading subreddits. Btw I love the videos Keep it up!!