r/Softwaregore | AAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ariel_warfare]

Friend: We're going out tonight, you coming? Me: Can't. My microwave said no.

[@nattiilish5692]

Please I beg no one to like this comment please keep it at 69 likes

[@playsomehd5043]

NataliE FrEitas literally 70 when I see it now xD

[@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302]

420 it is

[@angeloplays9794]

310

[@pyrowolf3606]

Lol

[@aygian1176]

Doctor: *How do you feel?* Me: *Depressed.* Doctor: *Why?* Me: *Even My Microwave denied me...*

[@katsa70]

You: Can I get a prescription? Doctor: No.

[@randomyuotuber857]

Aaryan Gupta theres 69 likes. *_and i know how to ruin it_* edit: i changed it to 70 likes, fight me.

[@millzo494]

Aaryan Gupta hey we have the same profile picture!

[@jett9631]

Welcome to r/im14andthisisdeep

[@hambugerrs]

666 likes :o I’m 666th like

[@maximummax7232]

"The microwave knows you're going for your third helping of instant ramen" I feel called out...

[@Coherek]

It's all that sodium it makes your voice high That's why I eat it

[@freakazoidddd]

James Velasquez look out chirren that’s a lotta sodium

[@therealcat5794]

Who wants to intentionally make their voice higher pitched

[@melissamata7]

@@therealcat5794 me

[@rainthesomber]

Ikr!

[@AngelPlayz_II]

3:46 As a bit of a coder myself, I can explain why this happened (bot exactly). Since there was two teams, something in the code broke and he was naming a *third* team. But since the third team doesn't exist, instead of giving them strings (words), it offered him two undefined values. Therefore, even when he said "undefined", he asked again, because the option didn't match the value (and it never would, since text is strings). I hope I explained it clearly!

[@angelasalazar8278]

Nvm

[@spingleboygle]

cool

[@smo_cuberunners]

or i thought the phone was too slow to load the names

[@mycommentmyopinion]

Dynamic type casting really fucks you over sometimes lol

[@Alternateuniverse7157]

0:56 *screen violently shaking* Damian in the most bored sounding voice “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

[@haroldasgaming6088]

If you click 0:55 multiple times it sounds like it could be a great alarm sygnal

[@DaesoTheOne]

0:56

[@quill4383]

@@haroldasgaming6088 hall

[@quill4383]

@@DaesoTheOne the

[@uh3336]

@@haroldasgaming6088 ding- *_"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"_*

[@Pinanimate]

Me: Hi there sign! How’re you doing? Sign: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Me: Yeah. Me too.

[@Rudxain]

Looks like someone caused a buffer overflow

[@LouDuLappe]

That sounds Like something from let'sgameitout xD

[@anse7288]

en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!

[@GwishinSong]

big mood

[@icytheroboticwolf8656]

me: hi there synth how're you doing the synth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA me: yeah me too

[@GwishinSong]

microwave: no *Detroit: Become Human*

[@theoboromine]

Yasssss duuude(dudett if you're grl)

[@qurh8463]

64 likes. Good.

[@theoboromine]

@That's Noice, but I think Shotos dead- and at this point you understand that you've been stabbed by your own Microwave. And also North is running at it and screaming "i knew you could do this, son!"

[@XemeraldXD]

This entire subreddit is just dbh

[@GwishinSong]

@@XemeraldXD You right

[@alexx1868]

the lawyer one actually made me laugh a lot lmao: "lawyer" in Italian is "avvocato" which is really similar to "avocado" and me and my family like to joke about that

[@qidu585]

In French the word for avocado and lawyer are the same word

[@kaiboycoolio]

thats cool LOL

[@bararmgaming7632]

pretty much same thing in danish

[@jojo.s_bekaar_adventures]

In french Avocado is Avocat and the lawyer is Avocat

[@spingleboygle]

@@bararmgaming7632 what about in damianish?

[@Riggee3D]

He’s not wrong French: -the lawyer= l’avocat -the avocado= l’avocat All lawyers are avocados

[@EchthelionII]

That's bizarre.

[@musicjunkie0430]

"Avocados at law"

[@kiragordon2458]

Ever watch Daredevil? The main guy's friend is drunk and says avacado instead of, uh, I forgot what he said, but you gotta watch it. It's hilarious 😂

[@dbseamz]

Even funnier, the Spanish word for male lawyer (abogado) sounds more like avocado than the Spanish word for avocado (aguacate)

[@jona7357]

Almost the same in Danish. Avocado: avokado Lawyer: Advokat

[@vengfulhowl]

Friend: what's your favorite fruit? Me: *T H E L A W Y E R*

[@arnaudmenard5114]

It gave me a good giggle! And yup it’s indeed a French thing.

[@dreamsolaris]

Can confirm

[@friendlyneighborhoodmango6894]

also, “lawyer” in spanish is “abogado”, I believe

[@beetlejesus3199]

@@friendlyneighborhoodmango6894 Yes, but avocado is "aguacate" and not "abogado" so the joke don't really work x)

[@stephaniebarrs1767]

i too like the lawyer

[@boahneelassmal]

"Country of purchase: Australia" "It's mine now, I own it" _completely disregards the Czech flag_

[@filipfromsuperteam9386]

thats not a Czech flag you dum dum thats Alabama.

[@pr_gr8760]

That's Ecuador, fools.

[@filipfromsuperteam9386]

@@pr_gr8760 no its Alabama

[@starve3416]

It’s West Virginia

[@MimeThe]

@Levi Russell actually it’s italy

[@dwarfnamedcake]

14:34 props to him for actually saying it

[@novawolf981]

Person: Where's your lawyer? Me: *Places avocado* Here he is. This is my lawyer

[@TheRabbitInTheTwoTonneHat]

Looks legit

[@HerahKobayashi]

@omar garaali hi bot

[@NovaTheDark]

Thats a french joke for real, it doesnt work quite well in english tho

[@novawolf981]

@Dylan Bundren Perhaps

[@Drigyyy]

You would win

[@a.w.1499]

Need a stronger password? Just put in the whole Bee Movie script and page numbers and a couple random characters sprinkled in.

[@aratusingtheinternet]

Yes

[@itsthesola10]

with it being the bee movie script you actually lose a lot of entropy -- if the hacker manages to know your password length they're certain to at least try the bee movie script. In other words... _According to all known laws of cryptography, there is no way the Bee Movie as a password can be cracked. Its length and implied entropy are much too large to get a reasonable number of guesses off the ground. But of course, the password, gets cracked anyway._

[@OwoAshes]

Wow

[@cynkitt]

thx- lol

[@pacifistsans2266]

r/technicallythetruth

[@GuavaMarshmellow]

1:21 Is just a physical version of the 'task failed successfully' meme.

[@lozireen]

I was thinking that too.

[@kallmenikk]

Yeah, lol

[@damon3128]

Am i right lads OR AM I RIGHT LADS

[@swepli]

@@damon3128 Me: "They're right." *That's not one of the options*

[@FunniLilFunniMan]

@@damon3128 You are right lad!

[@weegee867]

"I'm an orphan" Sam: Excellent. * Pulls out a shotgun * *I'm here to help keep it that way*

[@that_czech_weirdo9177]

"Australia - It's mine now!" Every Czech person watching: Yeah....nooo.

[@alexandermcdonald4805]

RRRrrrrrrrr4r4rrrrrrrrr4rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtrrrrrrrrrr

[@dislikeallmyvideosyoulittl5797]

Nothing happened to anyone. Dude do you think anyone would believe this? People are really stupid sometimes...

[@menticek]

How many Czechs are here 😂

[@hemz5882]

@@dislikeallmyvideosyoulittl5797 uh what

[@terezakramska7912]

Too many czech aroud 😂

[@zeniththeantringleader]

11:57 “I’m an orphan” “Excellent. I’m here to help keep it that way.” This made me laugh so hard that I wheezed. My dog looked at me like I was absolutely insane and, frankly, I don’t blame him.

[@ezekstar]

I clicked on this, and i got an AD

[@Frostfern94]

Calm down, Duolingo! I laughed so hard I ascended.

[@goffle81]

*ANGRY TECHNOBLADE NOISES*

[@TVsMyBeloved]

this is awkward

[@Terror_Sans]

That made me laugh too 🤣

[@hufflepuffler2575]

Damian: is that Skyrim? Editor: YOU HAVE LOST YOUR GAMING PRIVLIGES!!!!!

[@internetduck1520]

that made me angry

[@gamergod9993]

Hippity hoppity your gamer card is nobody’s property

[@AdamTheMango105]

Kaitlyn Buck 2:49 and this is Clash Royale

[@insomnia1109]

I got so trigger when he said that

[@crystalclod1582]

You think that was bad? Bruh he called Terraria te-RAW-ria. Like bruh cmon👁👄👁

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

That one where he got 100/90 is totally a written driving test. They will find any way possible to fail you on the free first attempt.

[@rubub8455]

The way Damien talks is what I imagine sans sounds like.

[@D.V.McAwesome]

N- no just- Just dont put that image in my head.

[@cloudywillowshome]

Omg I can hear that XD

[@denkithedhmislover]

Yes.

[@icgmommy87]

Me to *E.*

[@UndecidedASMR]

True

[@LaTrancheDePain]

7:08 avocado in french is "avocat" a lawyer in french is also "avocat"

[@fruitymf6952]

I confirm im french

[@riptertel3612]

@@fruitymf6952 Avec un pseudo pareil, je pense que "La tranche de pain" aussi...

[@mikealberts993]

R/hmmm

[@jxlesprv]

Came down here to say that.

[@adityabhardwaj1808]

Just thought about why it seemed familiar

[@AIRI37523]

"How many players do we have?" "2" "Great! That will be *2 teams.* Okay, before we begin, let's give you funny names!" " *Team 3* " Where did this team come from?

[@taylor3621]

A new challenger approaches! *UNDEFINED*

[@Echonerd]

Your pfp want me to commit Steven universe in growing pains

[@AIRI37523]

Cake Pops Animations nice

[@bangupstripes2094]

FBI agents

[@JAMESGamingLV2]

One of the teams named themselves Team 3

[@Dynmo__]

Game: While holding forward, hold down “Error” to sprint Damien: Yeah, which button is that? Game: Ok boomer

[@natend741]

"The lawyer" probably come from a lazy translation Where avocado in french is Avocat And avocat is also lawyee

[@justa_randomfailure6250]

*lawyee*

[@samuelvista]

Copiee. 😂

[@matteussilvestre8583]

"Nelson & Murdock: Avocados at Law"

[@jeanremi8384]

yup, i was gonna say that

[@jeanremi8384]

me too

[@angxlz_eyez]

9:42 *when thanos snaps but there’s an odd number of people*

[@thehoosher9322]

One gets ripped in half

[@piranhadude64]

Cursed comments

[@chezcake256]

Piranadude Piranadude r/cursedcomments

[@theofficialtempleofgarlicb3675]

@Thanos usernamechecksout but ok

[@SKtheMage]

Y/whatareyoutalkingabout

[@wallflower7385]

1:32 It is not about buying Australia. It is about the fact that there is Czech Republic flag next to it.

[@PurpleTurtleFan]

Yeah! I mean- thATS Not auSTrALA

[@japanpanda2179]

And yet he understood that 4:38 was the Croatian flag rather than the American or even the British.

[@wallflower7385]

@@japanpanda2179 I guess noone gives a damn about Czech Republic. :D :D no sea, no well known celebrity, nothing that special. :D :D. It really sucks living here. (Jk, I like it here)

[@therealdiamondcat3246]

Or Czechoslovakia

[@tucplayz627]

r/whooosh

[@tobygibbes2111]

8:05 no one is going to understand this but micheal looks like one of the homeland security investigation agents that is followed on the show to catch a smuggler

[@threedicksonabench3141]

5:25 Get it? It’s cause Bob Ross is everything. BOB ROSS IS THE WORLD.

[@markseraph]

Thanks person with an aquamarine profile pic

[@bucciaratiwithagun9085]

Bob Ross is ZA WARUDO.

[@tokiWren]

Wait... it's all Bob Ross?

[@gabriellagehman8993]

@@tokiWren nice

[@gabriellagehman8993]

@Matilyn Bryant Yup

[@deku_shiba]

EmKay: Is this Skyrim? Everyone Else: Are you serious? 2:10

[@mennograafmans1595]

That's what mods are for.

[@darkz1796]

Look right below it

[@HOWISNOPENOPETAKEN]

He didn't say skyrim He said skyram

[@jackboner4549]

I know right It’s red dead

[@adoptdontshop3911]

@Zakku Which is why his editor called him out, obviously

[@ClownHoundII]

Flag: *Is of the Czech Republic * Damienn: Lol, the glitch is that I bought Australia!

[@p3rz3r09]

Yes, thank you for calling my country chez republic. :D

[@adllushka]

@@p3rz3r09 ejjj ma boi nějakej čech here ? 😂😂😂

[@p3rz3r09]

@@adllushka j jsme čech :d

[@czechslav7587]

@@adllushka taky taky :D

[@AK-pk7ks]

Bro I need the chez mix

[@maxbjork9787]

i love software gore there's almost no way anything cursed can slip through into the subreddit

[@Ilovewashers]

Nevermind the eye glitch on the Furby, imagine my Sister's Furby from back at the height of their popularity glitching out in the voice and going "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and spending several minutes trying to figure out where the noise is coming from.

[@ceruleansky6670]

Let’s be real here that 257 TB drive was just their “homework” folder.

[@katsa70]

The whole drive? Might as well call it Windows "Home" Edition then.

[@burgertank0324]

no it’s minecraft memes

[@clodcat5550]

Wow, that person must be really lazy.

[@Katthemusicfox]

@@burgertank0324 lol u didnt get it

[@burgertank0324]

they hid their minecraft memes in their homework folder

[@trinurfav]

‘the microwave knows you’re going for your third helping of instant ramen’ Hungry Naruto: *am I a joke to you?*

[@DeathStreak-iz3op]

My man

[@Akyure]

Sasuke: *YES YOU ARE*

[@moppot6276]

O yes

[@moppot6276]

@@Akyure i appreciate your existance

[@Akyure]

@@moppot6276 😂

[@jedispiders7204]

i was absolutely dying through the entire video but "how you showin me this screen bud?" KILLED ME

[@VioletStargazer01]

The phone is off, would you like to turn it on?

[@Blairibus03]

When your microwave tells you no, you know you've got a problem.

[@1980woodpixie]

the microwave doesnt want to micro wave

[@Sillylittleman27]

THIS IS THE MICROWAVES RESPONSE TO WHEN YOU TRY AND MICROWAVE METAL :O

[@ryancatgames4279]

I'm waiting for my sign to come, so I know my microwave hates my popcorn addiction. XD

[@hjk9995]

@@ryancatgames4279 mk

[@hjk9995]

@@ryancatgames4279 this is funny

[@lo1ia855]

“Microwave says no. *NO* you’ve had enough.”

[@pawskiepanzerfox8394]

LMAO 😆😂

[@etibredips]

Quiet machine

[@etibredips]

I have as much as I want

[@vjollcabajgora9892]

Moon Of Stealth me:*puts cold food to the microwave* Microwave:NO. Me:why not? Microwave:I am tired of u putting food in me! Me:so Microwave:*malfuncions* Me:what in the...

[@snowy8061]

Wow

[@paultaylor1032]

Emkay: your having your third thing of instant ramen you’ve had enough Me actually eating my third bowl : you can’t stop me

[@jay.theoutsider]

I can only get through one haha

[@pangolinh]

me eating 69 bowls while stopping time:

[@christopherdoyen7456]

Me eating 420 bowls raw: *Pathetic.*

[@NoodlesTheSquishy]

Me eating my 38474 bowl EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@windows10person30]

oh hahaha hahahah *Read More*

[@nyspwastaken]

If you have ever played Team Fortress 2, you may recognize the actor for both Demoman and Heavy, Gary Schwartz. Well, it turns out, him and one of the co-creators of Furbies, Caleb Chung, used to be comedy partners from 1977 to 1995.

[@asheboii9633]

In Red Dead Redemption he did that thing where you can run off a cliff until you see the ground

[@jvhunko]

In the game it probably had a glitch in the visual programming there for causing it to look like its floating

[@goblinslayer310]

is that skyrim... that man has never played any game in his entire life

[@artsyhoodies]

How to walk on air in cartoons: NEVER. NEVER LOOK DOWN. NEVER.

[@Calcifer111]

Is tHaT sKyRiM

[@jacobhanekamp2534]

Oh, you mean flying at -9.81m/s

[@paularvozm]

Country of Purchase: Austra- ... wait Country of Purchase: *Czech Republic* Choose your Language: Eng- ... wait again Choose your Language: *Croatian* Choose another Language: Ger- ... WTF Choose another Language: *French*

[@teoborges3949]

France: *PAY BACK*

[@totallyjokers]

France got revenge for Splatoon 3

[@wantedangrygini-man7778]

“Lia” the “land” “Man”

[@fnafmystery1235]

Im from Czech Republic I was like uhm, then wait!*rewind the video**visibly confused*

[@EpicGCM2]

1:37 Damien that’s the flag of the Czech Repulbic you’re missing the joke

[@adeaddeity7265]

GoldenGuardian I just got into learning countries so I laughed so hard when it showed the Czech Republic flag instead of the Australian flag.

[@emmalyke]

I'm in the Czech Republic rn on holiday

[@EpicGCM2]

Emma Lyke Wow! Thats awesome! I’ve been before and it’s beautiful. I hope you have a great holiday

[@oliverkodys7723]

I live in Czech Republic.

[@christophkalensky8584]

I'm from czech republic. But sadly I don't live there.

[@honeybee45678]

7:09 maybe the reason for this bug is that they accidentally put "avocat" instead of "avocado" and it was "the lawyer" because avocat means lawyer in french and they just translated it to english

[@electriclizardwizard]

12:27 that is channel 666, broadcasting live from hell

[@spades2575]

*gets an ad*

[@thecrazy7thgrader559]

Hmm...I fell off my chair ;-;

[@sparkz6349]

Today we will be playin DOOM 2016

[@jelly.timeee]

katie killjoy and tom trench

[@Euzoqr]

I can see why, you get ads

[@blackarosskir]

"Country of Purchase...Australia" with a Czech republic flag xDD

[@driv6138]

2 in price of 1

[@hatterhoovyvodarchive2895]

You czech

[@hatterhoovyvodarchive2895]

@Ondřej Krtek Vyroubal me

[@mattheisen99]

Yeah he didn't get the joke there lol

[@hatterhoovyvodarchive2895]

@Ondřej Krtek Vyroubal ok then

[@bananadirt7670]

Red Dead Redemption: *Exist* Damien: Is this Skyrim?? Yes I am aware several people have already said this

[@mazgrip]

is this skyram

[@bananadirt7670]

Sadgrip Indeed

[@learomeih104]

I’m so confused about how this man possibly thought that read dead was Skyrim

[@longcat266]

damien also does not know that there are different versions of minecraft

[@bananadirt7670]

Uhhh Eggs. It’s because he is not a real gamer

[@akish302]

6:17 "the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night"

[@doritomaster180]

2:11 EmKay: *"I dont know what game this is..."* Red Dead Redemption 2: *"Am I a joke to you?"*

[@cloudcena219]

Dorito Master it’s clash royale

[@animepfphater]

Dorito Master i srsly got med bout this

[@JP-bs1xu]

cloud cena are u special ed

[@alexisdahl7681]

Is this supposed to be a joke or........

[@JadoDystra]

Cloud cena No ItS NoT

[@pearlfox413]

Red Dead Redemption 2: *exists* Damien: Is this Skyrim?

[@zilrOSRS]

oof

[@aurorajohnson350]

Red Dead Redemption 2: Am I a joke to you?

[@crimpinpimpin8890]

*GAMER CARD REVOKED*

[@lawngamer9403]

You beat me to the joke..

[@barrett7151]

James Tucker R.I.P. read dead

[@kroneyt1493]

1:30 - We'll just ignore the fact that the flag demonstrated with Australia actually belongs to the Czech Republic.

[@theunicorn1167]

That is the fucking Softwaregore. We don‘t ignore it.

[@japanpanda2179]

Looks like Damien is not a geography nerd. Oh well...

[@broddamuss4193]

It's called Czechia, not the Czech Republic anymore

[@jakubrohlicek8726]

@@broddamuss4193 It's still Czech Republic, Czechia is the biggest part of the country so a lot people call it that way

[@najrenchelf2751]

KroneYT, well I‘m not.

[@MrOliveKing]

1:35 i love how calmly he says “its mine now”

[@MrOliveKing]

1:30

[@Vailingglobe]

"I'm AAAAAAAAA and you're watching Disney channel!"

[@suspensionrailway7094]

This comment made me laugh 😂😂😂

[@slasherwolfie865]

Ok yes, just yes! 🤣

[@johnboy14orastingray27]

I how it fell

[@mymble397]

So you could say you feel 😞😞👀😩😩😩😬🤔😞💦😈😭 about replies

[@burntrap4681]

Yea

[@ladydixon9651]

I can relate on a spiritual level to some of these post The "AAAAAAAAAAAA" one for example - hits me right in the social anxiety

[@hatsunemikufortnite]

@@emersynth (circus theme plays)

[@emersynth]

welcome to the real world commenting on a youtube video about 'ung ung abxiety' doesnt save your soul from going to hell

[@emersynth]

@pocketsfullofposey thaat is a hurtful stereotype, hell only has very high mountains

[@satan3488]

Spooky Emersyn *And how exactly would you know?*

[@orphiuscarves4756]

@@emersynth I got a call from a genuinely good person, they said you can't join his club, it's called "The Good People Club" and sadly, you don't meet the requirements

[@mlg8401]

Cinema: You are now watching: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Emkay: ooh my favorite movie 😂😂😂😂😂

[@trolmaso]

Better plot than endgame, Batman dies btw

[@controlfreakofficial314]

I'm surprised how some of the guys in Emkay are capable of speaking gibberish so perfectly.

[@aliencyborg2643]

Friend: Hey what’s your favorite movie? Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Friend: Yeah that one is pretty good!

[@AbbeyKitty1013]

XD THAT ONE WAS FUNNY

[@thehoosher9322]

Terrible story though

[@KuroDCupu]

It's an actual movie. Try google it.

[@Elephant56565]

Great movie

[@jazzokiemoe3719]

I haven’t watched it yet. Is it good?

[@TheKartana]

The lawyer for avocado is because the French word for both is “avocat” Someone used google translate

[@corvo2913]

Yea sombody frensh must have

[@williambristow2795]

Boi I was about to comment this but you already got there

[@jonathanlehoux751]

@@williambristow2795 me too

[@qwertymchurty]

are you from romania my dude?

[@Yarrowplant]

Exactement

[@pschiptunes64]

EmKay’s most spoken quotes: gnarly chief *intense laughing*

[@arntck]

@just random content 60th comment

[@radiclysm]

@@arntck *S H U S H*

[@bunnylollie]

you forgot bud UwU

[@payne7473]

You forgot DUNCE.

[@seasonsarecool]

do you mean: *WHEEZE*

[@austinorlando4326]

That elevator at the beginning was just the willy Wonka elevator.

[@polarisplayz9629]

6:17 "Darling, if I wanted to hurt anyone here...I would have done so already"

[@HerahKobayashi]

Wow its mama furry

[@thehattedhedgehog]

Alastor joined the chat

[@itswompie]

XD Alastor

[@lola_nickname]

Alastor the radio furby

[@AroAce_Psychopath]

Get my like ya mister fancy talk creepy voice!!! Al is my fave

[@mannofdober873]

"I'm an orphan." *Good*

[@jaxvipre8606]

_Let's keep it that way_

[@bbgun061]

I got adopted, but then Sam killed my new family... I'm scared.

[@gremlinteddy]

It has 69 likes. Perfection

[@mannofdober873]

Nice.

[@user-dr3nk1vl7v]

Is that a threat

[@KnightSlasher]

The phone is currently off, would you like to turn on the phone? **turns on phone** why did it turn off?

[@SkyenNovaA]

I'm still hunting

[@_catzee]

seeing you everywhere Justin Y. #2

[@Boomrainbownuke9608]

oh no mr pringles posessed spongebob

[@whotookmypuddingcup4131]

Ah well then

[@stoopiosproductions3130]

Stop following me yellow pringles man

[@cyrilsli]

4:10 the programming language's undefined is not equal to a user entered undefined (like the charater null is 00000000, but a user-typed "null" is 4 charaters

[@thebluekirbychannelsnewchannel]

what the user is typing is a string and undefined isn't a string maybe they coded the program on js??

[@manmystery8804]

You already eat 3 instant ramen but you want more and your microwave say no. Me: please just 1 more . Microwave: *NO.*

[@youtubec.i.a3197]

Me: but... Microwave: *NO!!!*

[@Hunter-ze3my]

me [irl] I had over 100 instant ramen meals cooked by you, YOU WILL NOT STOP ME!!!!

[@youtubec.i.a3197]

@@Hunter-ze3my let's wait till you 1,000 instant Ramen meals cooked ok?

[@AK-pk7ks]

1:36 ) Congrats you have purchased Australia! *Shows the flag of the Czech Republic*... YOU HAD ONE GODDAMN JOB JAROLD

[@miroissucks3385]

You didn’t hear about the war

[@miroissucks3385]

If you need context there was an uno game between both countries leaders and Czech Republic had all +4 cards

[@Markiboo]

And there's a Czech youtuber @ 6:37 (FattyPillowTV)

[@thewitepheonix3149]

*HOB

[@furcornmanwiththemasterpla8380]

*quite dumb but yes*

[@chamoomile2709]

Country of purchase: Australia Czech Republic: Am I a joke to you?

[@czekan]

Fun fact this country changed its name to Czechia

[@flare_studios.]

@@czekan Actually, that's the nickname for the country. In Google maps they call it Czechia because Czech Republic is a bit too long

[@flare_studios.]

@@CyanFlake I don't know but I've been to the CZ and it's still officially named "The Czech Republic" They accept Czechia but it's like a shorter way to say it, especially by non-Czechs Like you say US or United States, I guess.

[@chamoomile2709]

im czech yall we call ourselves the czech republic, some people just shorten it to czechia.

[@czekan]

@@flare_studios. Wow

[@umutefebozbyk3029]

3:08 *WHY THIS IS SO RELATABLE?*

[@calebloxjellynose742]

It’s called “The lawyer” because in French lawyer is “Avoca” and in English it’s called avocado

[@tryingtomusic]

And in french, « avocat » also means lawyer, it’s all depends on the context!

[@tygovanheumen2701]

In dutch an avocado is avocado and an lawyer is advocaat, so I think there are more languages where those two words are simmilar

[@tygovanheumen2701]

@Shellby ook goedendag

[@Turtl3slandwaves_1234]

Avocado sounds fairly similar to avogado which means lawyer in spanish😂😂😂 usually google translate get things like these confused

[@CorneliusTheFirst]

@@tygovanheumen2701 my man's talking caveman language.

[@kazooblw]

My iPad is currently stuck at 70%. No less. It’s not depleting. It’s just at 70% Edit: it died eventually

[@beansoup2258]

UNLIMITED POWER!

[@silvermoon2792]

Did it get fixed?

[@confusedperson6728]

Lol

[@sagnost]

Oof

[@mathias6369]

Apple: Think defunctional

[@pumpking1278]

"The lawyer" for the avocado must be a google translate from french, we use the same word for both lol

[@LicenciadoLoui]

Lmao

[@nothentai4424]

That microwave thing at the start is a pretty good idea, because imagine if it has an option for people who are trying to lose weight, they put an option where they can only use the microwave 3 times per 6 hours, and it will only become available for 3 next in 6 hours

[@AESVIII]

Me: ight I gotta go watch a movie Friend which movie? Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Frostfern94]

What food do you want? Oh!! I’d like some aaaaaaaaaa

[@lumibajgora1585]

Hello,can I own a house? House owner:yes,what house? Me:the AaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAa house

[@MaxNMaria]

My friends: what game we playing My mind: AAAAAAAAAAAAA Me: chipotle My friends thinking about it : AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@cjlite0210]

0:00 This isn't even software gore, this the microwave being concerned for your health

[@hoziers]

7:09 that’s a joke that works in Italian (I’m italian lmao). “Avocado” sounds like “avvocato”, which means lawyer. The creator of that thing was probably trying to be funny in some way.

[@PoP-ri7sr]

@I dunno anymore i think the one that's ruining the mood is you

[@Tonatsi]

That’s actually a French translation error, since the word for avocado in French is identical to the word for lawyer, “avocat” So the translator didn’t know the context and mis-translated.

[@NovaTheDark]

@@Tonatsi "the translator" is definitely software, a man wouldnt make such a mistake cause even if he didnt have the images the other things he translated were fruit/vegetables names

[@Tonatsi]

@@NovaTheDark yup - software couldn't know the context. That being said, it could also have just been mass-outsourced to a translator, I can see a company just taking all the text off of their website and sending it to a human translator and just telling them to translate it all - no context given.

[@jeanremi8384]

@I dunno anymore you are more salty than anchovies

[@ssunluna]

I still think its funny that iPhones actually have a feature programmed in so that times on the phone can say BC even though the first iPhone was made in the 2000's

[@Lawsonomy1]

"That's so weird. Why does that happen?" I actually know that one! It has to do with how the video files are formatted. Some video formats don't store full resolution images for every frame of a video. They store a set number of frames and everything else just stores the information of what parts of the screen change from moment to moment. So if the background holds static the player just leaves it up and the file says nothing about it. This glitch happens when the player drops a screen refresh queue as a scene changing. So you have an old shot hanging on screen when it was supposed to have been replaced by a new scene. The file won't have another refresh for a while, so as the movie plays on bits of the old picture are replaced as moving objects in the new scene rewrite selected bits of the screen. This can be fast or slow depending on what is happening in the scene.

[@sh0tgunsh1pping]

Nerd

[@kits6369]

Nerd

[@lu_ck]

Nerd

[@falc0n2222]

Stfu kids hes not a nerd

[@gamingwithdaniel5646]

@@lu_ck nerd

[@kanyewestgaming4748]

8:17 cj woke up on the wrong side of the dimensional plane

[@paulv2943]

0:55 he screamed in lowercase

[@OrangeAsh]

AAAAAAAAAAAA, BBBBBBBBBB, and CCCCCCCCCC. The trilogy.

[@ThatManRoi]

aaaaaaaaaaaa

[@1wjpf_709]

@@OrangeAsh DDDDDDDDDDDD, EEEEEEEEEEEEE, FFFFFFFFFFFF comes back

[@nevthefishi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@lemonoomy4599]

@@1wjpf_709 GGGGGGGGG HHHHHHH IIIIIIIIII this May...

[@lmrstudioproductions6676]

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PART! 0:52

[@certifiedgremlin8489]

7:11 in french _avocado_ and _lawlyer_ is the same word xD I think that's explain all !!!!

[@tenebrefoxy1511]

Actualy it was in spanish so how a french word could go in spanish word

[@horatio1547]

tenebre foxy ???

[@faroshscale]

@@tenebrefoxy1511 how do you know it was spanish? That wouldn't even make sense because the Spanish words for lawyer and avocado are different. Op was right about the French.

[@_aragornyesyes_7171]

faroshscale the Spanish for lawyer is “Abogado”

[@Lameute420_Alpha]

I am french and we call it "avocat" that's the literal traduction of "the lawyer" in English. A french lawyer is called "avocat" in french too

[@Layla-and-Camille]

some Japanese guy: Let’s eat some Instant Ramen! Microwave: No, you’ve had enough. Japanese guy: I haven’t had ramen all month, what are you talking about? Microwave: Wait... what? Japanese guy: Yeah...

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

Impossiburu

[@zeldasword3359]

Car: HELP ME

[@zeldasword3359]

Car: HELP ME I CANT JUST STAY HERE AND DO NOTHING I WILL RUST TO DEATH

[@CandyHatsuneWolff]

My favorite error of all time was thrown by an old SCSI scanner: "Sorry, detailed error status returns success."

[@memetech-]

10:25 dudes got an external battery... or two... or thirty

[@WhatintheC_AI]

Me: -is starving- Damien: The Microwave said no! Me: ... *GIMME MY RAMEN-*

[@gladvaldd]

_aaa_

[@h-hhh]

ok gacha

[@WhatintheC_AI]

Scrubscribe to PewDiePie Lol

[@WhatintheC_AI]

Vlad Xrom How I felt ;w;

[@justanotherghost4589]

@@WhatintheC_AI same tho •~• Sure I may eat ramen twice a day sometimes but whatever lol

[@SpectreSceptre]

In french, "avocat" means both "lawyer" and "avocado" so it's probably something to do with the translations

[@lemau8458]

another reason french is dumb

[@SRobot08]

It is actually the nuetacal word for testicle

[@Duckbærd]

@@SRobot08And the name for “Avocat” so an Lawyer Avocat’s Avocado Ball is Avocat Avocat Avocat Avocat

[@joelkissela4661]

7:10 “Avocado” sounds a lot like “abogado” which is Spanish for lawyer

[@Yosh-wt4lg]

In French, the word "avocat" is used for the avocado and the lawyer

[@flamee2089]

Same thing in Russian language: Avokado (Avocado) Advokat (Lawyer)

[@bloompey2213]

Flame how the fuck does so many languages have the same issue with avocados and lawyers?

[@wilfredomanuel3470]

Abogado is also the Tagalog term for lawyer

[@Phoenix-ps3zw]

not in portuguese advogado(lawyer) abacate(avocado)

[@tobysvideos1227]

13:43 redditors when they see a minion:

[@fedde7232]

4:35 it also says “german” with a French flag

[@th3radlad_727]

Ur right

[@ben_5964]

yeah i guess im german now

[@mypetsarefunny6489]

#failedagain

[@FederationofUrsa]

Yeah

[@ncpdswordshielddivision2240]

@@ben_5964 France+German= Freman Attack Germany??? THE TABLES HAVED TURNED

[@iskallman5706]

7:10 Actually if avocado is called lawyer it’s because in french both words are the same : « avocat » is a lawyer but also the fruit . Hope you’ve understand ☺️😘

[@ejcarter724]

Iskall means ice cold in Swedish 😉

[@gabrielegiusti3724]

And in italian "lawyer" is "avvocato", therefore similar to "avocado"

[@gourdguru]

in spanish it's abogado for lawyer, so it seems like whatever happened was "lost in translation" rather then "software gore"

[@erikperhs_]

In Portuguese, lawyer is "advogado", which looks nothing like "abacate" which means "avocado"

[@clockworkpotato9892]

I guess we have a similar thing with advocate.

[@Zlurm]

Damien I swear to god, you have the most wholesome laugh ever than my bestest friends

[@aurastrike]

12:22 I can actually explain this one a little - this happens generally when your cable tv is interrupted - generally because of heavy rain, snow or hail.

[@jellyriq]

Damien: "yeah, I play Pokemon." Also Damien : "Salamence, Flareon, and that... other monkey one."

[@astuteanansi4935]

To be fair who actually cares about Ambipom

[@Hapokas112]

@@astuteanansi4935 This.

[@oost_javeln]

He is a gen 1er

[@bakustop9606]

1:17 is the literal equivalent to “task failed successfully”.

[@alex-fs1nm]

7:10 it's some, kind of engrish, cuz "avocat" means avocado AND lawyer in french. help im tired of this mf baguette language

[@alex-fs1nm]

@@KeiraRachel Nous cherchons la domination de ce territoire

[@Alectozere]

Les baguettes vont dominer

[@ewoutxandernijhuis4180]

Hmmm baguette baguette baguette

[@ewoutxandernijhuis4180]

It's also not just French, in Dutch it is "advocado", and lawyer in Dutch is "advocaat" which is pronounced almost the same

[@ewoutxandernijhuis4180]

Buuutttt one last question: are you going to finish that croissant? Sorry enough French memes for now, I already regret everything, goodbye mes bonnes baguettes

[@FoxSlyme]

14:01 that glass is not a terrible guy

[@nycosu7805]

4:35 so are we gonna ignore that right over English der is the language german written in german with a French flag ?

[@rdreamt]

Or the fact that at 1:32 it's Australia with the flag of the Czech Republic? Or the fact that all the messed up flags are from Eastern Europe? XD 4:35 (Croatia)

[@Renardeau]

That what Hitler wanted

[@jetteschulten3742]

La Tanière de Renardeau pls no

[@Nooliy1]

@@rdreamt I am a Croat and I can confirm it is a Croatian flag

[@rockymkiii]

France invaded Germany !

[@biggae5734]

Friend: "I just had a great dream of me driving my favorite car" My dreams 4:21

[@starwarsmaster]

The reason it said “the lawyer” at 7:10 was because in French Avocat means Lawyer. Probably a translation error I’m guessing.

[@marianavanzella6501]

And in italiam "avvocato"

[@michaelmiller2210]

Damn I was hoping no one said this already so I could be the cool one who knows stuff. Guess I'm 10 months late. Rough

[@cringedotnet6599]

@@ethanmoore428 same for tagalog, abogado (lawyer in english)

[@Julius_The_Great1919]

@@michaelmiller2210 Nananana. Im french, so i know my whole dictionary. 😏 And thats also the reason why i dont know how to talk english.

[@Fafr]

And in Russian "advokat"

[@logangaming1103]

13:18 Ah yes, colder than the universal limit. Might need a coat

[@barbaralacey8990]

I think there's gonna be light snow. *light*

[@Intelligence_Core3]

Absolute zero is -273°C (-459°F?)