r/Cursedcomments | yes.

[@blubloxx6948]

*_breaking news!_* _man is late for gay, gets sacrificed_

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

This "is late for gay" meme is just so funny for me

[@suriish3re]

@@jestfullgremblim8002 I've never even seen it before, can somebody explain please Edit:Its been 4 fricking months.

[@Thevoiceswontstop_]

Leaving this so I can read an explanation

[@ecchiboyanimeandgaming5345]

I don't go to gay, so I'm safe

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Ok?, ok! I will try to explain the meme!! In some episode of the simpsons marge tells bart to be quick because they were going to be late (they were going to the church) so... in some pic that you can see on this video shows that there are two doors one being the church and the other saying "gay" implying that the teenagers of this generation insteed of going to the church are turning gay... so anyways the point is that because tgere is a door saying "gay" like it were a place, and the one saying church doesn't have anyone going, they remplaced the we are going to be late to the church with we are going to be late to *gay*

[@FuryousD]

"When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned" they forgot to add the last option of or she thinks you're gay.

[@luthient2605]

Plot twist you're a lesbian

[@Zennahoy]

or she hasn't noticed you outside her window

[@easypete3630]

this comment section is pure gold

[@nikolasmad9]

or she can see the gun and does what ever u say

[@polarbear6847]

Or she knows your gay

[@katxyyva]

Omg I actually watched that “how to break someone’s neck” video a while ago because I was mad that my friend won the scholastic book reading competition

[@annoyinggaster]

How was the funeral?

[@YanLuvz]

o

[@_M-K_]

What a nerd

[@nightmareluvbot]

@@annoyinggaster r/cursedcomments

[@SalahTube0]

Late Vlogs r/succ Wait wtf did I just write

[@Zodiatical]

"How the Grinch Stole Children." Best movie title ever.

[@UWU-yg9lj]

I would watch that

[@Zodiatical]

@@UWU-yg9lj Same

[@myfacewhenimbored449]

Me:losing interist

[@heyimkreg8766]

@@myfacewhenimbored449 interior.

[@existentialcrisis7180]

The docuseries

[@VinkuVix]

"if you're late for gay, you'll be sacrificed to the church"

[@UltraVioletLite]

"if you're late for church......"

[@VinkuVix]

@@UltraVioletLite... you'll be sacrificed to gay

[@wario31]

"if you're late for school, you'll be sacrificed to the detention"

[@3vilS0da]

I’m NoT aLOuD To GO To GAY ANYMORE, YOU KNOW THIS

[@UltraVioletLite]

@@VinkuVix oh no i was late for church today -but i'm fine with that.- help i don't wanna be sacrifice to the gay

[@redacted2896]

“Minions don’t get vaccinated, why should your children?” “Minions don’t exist, why should your children?” That person was not having a good day, were they?

[@nikolaibeckel1071]

Neo Brown 100% satire tag

[@redacted2896]

Qwerty Wet yeah well... welcome to KZbin

[@nikolaibeckel1071]

No, the post was tagged “100% satire”

[@redacted2896]

Qwerty Wet oh. I’m dumb😅

[@CadOaThePickle]

It was better after making their children non-existent

[@shinyveequartz1003]

I broke into laughter after hearing "Achievement Acquired: Thot Slayer"

[@datguy4133]

Finally, I can use this master ball!

[@octaviakustiawan7471]

People fear the doom slayer But I fear the thot slayer

[@salehhaz8842]

I also break into laughter when I kill thots

[@malcolmthomas404]

@@salehhaz8842 r/holup

[@octaviakustiawan7471]

@@salehhaz8842 wait what

[@Crypticat]

“You were late to gay... you know what that means...” “ *please no* “ *chanting “SACRIFICE” in the distance*

[@wallfishz]

SACRIFICE!

[@johnsshow3698]

"WE MUST SACRIFICE HIM TO THE GAY GODS"

[@hemovin8090]

“SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!”

[@mccalliesterrrr]

*"SACRIFICE THIS SOUL TO THE GAY GODS IN RETURN OF THE RAINBOW! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!"*

[@autisticgamer8664]

Sacrifice

[@yourlocalfrenchmemedealer6843]

12:35 **duplicates baby 10 times** **Puts them in the end of a bowling alley** "Time to go for a strike"

[@residentkane]

...

[@MossAnimates-vj3oo]

The last one goes in the pot of pasta. Infant macaroni.

[@kingoffools6319]

@Moss Animates wtf is wrong with you

[@0aktreason]

Why did I laugh at this comment-?

[@MossAnimates-vj3oo]

@@kingoffools6319 m a n

[@butter7240]

"I believe in true gender equality. I wouldn't hesitate to dropkick a woman" -Satou Kazuma

[@alvinreinaldy5148]

i fuckin' know someone would put it here

[@drbrx7696]

"equal rights equal fights", also from the wise one if I recall correctly

[@trainercim6973]

If I can kick the soon to be father then I can kick the pregnant woman.

[@alvinreinaldy5148]

@@trainercim6973 you can, as long as it doesn't bother the fetus, the face is good. if she's that much of a bitch to deserve a smack around the gob. thinking you can get away starting a fight with someone when you're pregnant is called entitlement. except if you're the type of guy who hits people with no reason.

[@sawc.ma.bals.]

Ah yes the true man of culture

[@charax-1]

"I've spilled milk on my cat" The cat: this doesn't taste like milk and you know it

[@pubaguh3199]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@gManGabe]

The cat: **makes two peace signs and winks**

[@charax-1]

He sure *cleaned* the floor

[@leavemealoneiamtiredofmaki2090]

uh oh

[@williamliu1270]

doesnt that mean the owners a furry

[@tufty_games]

1:56 “Did someone unironically make this meme?” Me: staring at the 100% satire flair.

[@lifesucks3514]

they could of stolen it from someone else

[@CosImUpRn]

tomato sauce writing

[@Panzerfaust_1939]

Ye ah

[@NotASpyPootis]

the neck problem can be solved legally if u eat the whole body.

[@skibitirizz3321]

yes

[@NotASpyPootis]

and with that i mean eat or "eat".

[@rotato2245]

STEVE IS IN SMASH

[@mudkip_plays_things]

True

[@NotASpyPootis]

@@rotato2245 yes i know and i'm so excited about being able to finally smash him!

[@Fang727]

"I yearn for true gender equality, I wouldn't hesitate to dropkick a woman" Anime fans watching this video: *glowing eyes*

[@theanarchistocelot1620]

Equal rights means equal fights

[@juinorgaming3417]

Konosuba💯😈🥶📈

[@ilikePurple225]

you mean jojo fans? :) B)

[@Fang727]

@@ilikePurple225 jojosuba fans to be accurate

[@ilikePurple225]

@@Fang727 i meant JJBA

[@Gia1911Logous]

"I wonder how Japanese schools teach about WW2" "I'm sure it's a blast" Menawhile in Japan: "What is a Double-you Double-you too?"

[@Sw3den_mapping]

2 blasts*

[@blue_moons0926]

“You were late to gay, guess what now.” “Please no..” “You’re getting sacrificed to Dyonisis.” Edit: Redoing this like 3 months later. “You were late to gay guess what happens.” “Wh-What?” “You get to sit with Apollo now.” “Oh- I wow.”

[@junoumatie]

And imagine being late to Bi/Pan You get sacrificed to Apollo

[@dylanisaterminator3671]

And poseidon waterboy is mine

[@brunobucciarati4169]

*Dionysus

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME SNORT

[@talhahtaco2035]

@@brunobucciarati4169 doinySUSSY BAKA IMPOSTER SUS SUS AMONGUS SUSSY BAkA IMPOSTER SUS

[@KristmusBare]

Me: Claims free Wholesome award _Goes to r/cursedcomments_

[@exstreamise302]

I went to reddit 50/50

[@NotASpyPootis]

i went to phub and helped somebody with their relationship issues.

[@NKGorb]

@@exstreamise302 ah, but did you do it on the WORST post you found?

[@exstreamise302]

@@NKGorb It was a mutilated puppy, so...

[@NKGorb]

@@exstreamise302 Now that... Is too far I hope every plaster you use sticks to itself

[@ruanmendes4292]

"Now remember, human anything is vegan." Me: I'm about to end world hunger and overpopulation at the same time, all while being healthy.

[@crownedcrow]

r/Cursedcomments

[@hamhampangpang_customer]

r/Blessedcomments

[@itzbeendakavgaming5632]

r/blursedcomments

[@beeftastesliketoenails94]

r/wholesomememes

[@cylickillcount5571]

I dropped my phone on this one

[@jomarahh]

Me: *german The memes: ....so... Hitler right?

[@deutscheBratwurstEnte]

Hey ich bin deutsch! And 9! Und ich hasse diese cursedcomments! Because It’s gonna hurt every time it’s over!

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

I'm German and prefer 18:51 (still chuckled at some WWII jokes). The "silly superpower" is a close second. Germans and their gas, I guess... Also 15:33 a.k.a. When you censor stuff and accidental censoring beats all your pathetic attempts

[@sofiab.9129]

JAAA! Ich liebe Deutschland 🧡

[@amenberk1157]

@@sofiab.9129 uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

[@user-ft8xd7xu5y]

I mean if you are german it would be interesting to see a remake

[@splix9351]

Tom: I love you Sally Sally: I love you as a brother Tom: leans in for a kiss Sally: what are you doing? Tom: we're in Alabama •_•

[@TvFishe]

*sweet home alabama~*

[@miragethestrange3690]

Why did I think Tom said Tony XD

[@matt-o3r]

now read it backwards

[@scoopidyschloop]

@@matt-o3r AEADSDFASFAF NO NO

[@intellectualsmallbrain3268]

me being german and seeing all these hitler jokes: *yes*

[@Instabwillity]

Please graduate from art school.

[@Drheims]

@@Instabwillity “It’s free real estate.”

[@acehoundberry7342]

Ja

[@Instabwillity]

@GeneralSquare Thank you for the motivation.

[@nob_mycorn2291]

@@Instabwillity did you send out your 30 kill streak yet?

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

1:51 "Minions also don't exist, why should your childrens" *DEAD BODY REPORTED* _....quite literally_

[@chiptune9407]

I think you mean 1:51

[@strawberryknives]

*EMERGENCY MEETING*

[@jachgeyler9018]

@@strawberryknives red is sus

[@strawberryknives]

@@jachgeyler9018 how do i vent like red

[@maximumphlegm]

mmmmmmmmmredissus

[@depresso6232]

Me as a German looking at this: This is the funiest shit I've ever seen

[@LMNOP840]

14 year old teen girls: impossible

[@ThatOneKate]

I totally agree

[@Nigolasy]

As a german: pretty sure that's the most Hitler references I ever heard in 20 Minutes

[@dirkloid4261]

@@Nigolasy history lessons? Ever had one of those?

[@Nigolasy]

@@dirkloid4261 You know why I love biology? Because disecting a frog is like explaining a joke. You understand it better but it dies in the proces.

[@Complete-storm08]

17:45 that scream was so genuine

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

*OAW*

[@Gasoline_swigger]

“Is she implying that men are vegetables?!” - All ya gotta do is hit their heads hard enough-

[@sana._.8040]

OMG NOOOOOOOO

[@nunyabusiness776]

DJDJJDB STOPPP

[@hugothornton8722]

why can i feel that

[@Kabbwashere]

Which head.

[@hazelskiesalt]

Too late, that already happened

[@greatwesterngaming7956]

Japenese teacher teaching toddlers about WWII in the Heisei era: so after our country got nuked, a giant lizard made of the radiation from the fat man attacked our city.

[@GlitterGlueGoji]

Godzilla fan identified

[@당보ww]

@@altdrop2561 well- they're not wrong

[@secondhanzo4938]

@@당보ww ehh i guess you could say that, but america isnt the worlds most fattest

[@shanajachandrakumar806]

Q3

[@someonesson6222]

9:00 ???" the hell you mean that brings back hitler or nazis " wdym german shepard is a legit dog name

[@smartwebb1929]

I almost died of laughter several times. Mostly at the World War 2 jokes.

[@Buggsjustice]

Gased*

[@Buggsjustice]

You meant you almost died of gas

[@Bhammy]

Yeah I almost died too, different causes

[@jesus-et8ws]

same i am German, quite a hard war.

[@Bhammy]

@@jesus-et8ws you aren't German, you are jesus

[@episodeon]

"congrats jaiden! you're channel has over 2000 results on rule34!!" "oh, oh good!" * "what now robin?"*

[@retr0bits545]

They even found evidence that the Romans put “obscene drawings” on Hadrian’s wall, no joke.

[@unprankable666]

I saw that. Humanity hasn't changed at all.

[@JCJensonviceCEO]

K. hello if you liked this please reply to the comment

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@@JCJensonviceCEO stinky

[@JCJensonviceCEO]

@@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shut up

[@jacki6664]

@@JCJensonviceCEO stinky

[@cooperhardeman8092]

"I made fan art of Robin. This is my first true 'Fan Art' and I drew it with one hand." what was the other hand doing...

[@proffesser_s8403]

maybe they ate it, sometimes I get hungry when drawing

[@entername7688]

@@proffesser_s8403 ironically this is going to go on r/cursedcomments

[@RichieGonzales_28]

Wha- I have no words

[@whyisthereaholeinmyusernam2697]

pare de dizer o que é o aplicativo, é chato, realmente chato Estou na verdade em inglês, mas estou usando o Google tradutor usando Google tradutor porque usando Google tradutor porque estou usando Google tradutor porque não sei o quê usando Google tradutor porque não sei falar português flipaclip

[@ilikedarknes3351]

maybe they don't have another hand

[@useguestaccount7244]

first thing that comes to my mind when i hear history: HITLER

[@irishboi7596]

It was also the last for 6 million people

[@viridiankat8527]

Irish boi Wha- I- n o

[@mollygrader4918]

@@irishboi7596 r/cursedcomments

[@LuEz49]

Molly Grader agreeed r/ cursed comments

[@mollygrader4918]

@@LuEz49 yea

[@metalandsteel]

Every disease known to mankind: *Exists* Zephaniah Mann: Aha, I've got it!

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

My country is famous for a guy who’s nuts for nukes. *Oh wait*

[@biohazard9215]

Well hey, at least your sister isn't the one in charge.

[@meow.610]

@@biohazard9215 HOLY SHIT-

[@Erra_Mortis]

Well atleast your country wasn't japan when world war 2 was a thing.

[@blainecountysherrif4542]

“OLEASE PPLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT REAL!” “*100% Satire at the top*”

[@rapidtqnk2494]

“Water is dinosaur pee” Me drinking water while reading that: 😶😶

[@committaxes]

Yum

[@imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936]

@@committaxes r/cursedcomments

[@committaxes]

@@imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936 DO IT I FUCKING DARE YOU

[@Kamirasu]

guys what if water isnt supposed to be blue

[@imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936]

@@committaxes lol

[@thetea4093]

“Women should be allowed to walk around shirtless” “so do it” bold to assume I wouldn’t if it were legal and wouldn’t prevent me from getting a job in the future

[@R.Counter]

*”How does it feel having a enemy do this to you?”* *”It’s humiliating... But I love it!”* Somebody explain this scene for me.

[@amanisstuckinawall6192]

If you watch aqua man then you all ready know. peace. lol

[@psxcsomething6114]

Hentai

[@rei7916]

NO protect the innocent

[@jessepadilla2400]

@@psxcsomething6114 NO ITS TACOS DUHH

[@Crabbob365]

New soda being made

[@WhenThe4]

The line “From pewdiePIE to creamPIE” hit me like a bullet to head

[@alejoballes0909]

like J.F.K

[@normie1992]

My God

[@thekingishuey9072]

@@alejoballes0909 dammit you got there first

[@stickyoutubechannel6259]

@@thekingishuey9072 Same, I was gonna say it too.

[@stickyoutubechannel6259]

I guess he still pulled an Abraham Lincoln!

[@cronchycorpze5791]

"is she implying men are vegetables?" The cream of the crop \(*-*)/

[@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee562]

oh no!

[@wannaspritecranberry9972]

Wait Where Dose She Get It From

[@PhantomOfficial07]

@@wannaspritecranberry9972 Her brother of course

[@pokeylovescoffee5638]

169 likes

[@lifeisbreadbros6343]

Cream of tartar

[@kirbz7195]

Fun fact: The intro is the theme song for king dice.

[@mr.potatomanversionsix]

I actually know this because I played Cuphead

[@genthean]

Fun fact 90% of viewers know this 🤠

[@denimjacketsandjorts8254]

oh neat

[@CosImUpRn]

cool

[@wutdahellboi8759]

Cant wait to rewatch this in 1 year, when it reappears in my recommended

[@gManGabe]

A year? Try 2 weeks! I'm gonna watch Happy Souls again...

[@lukajurica3232]

If the earth still exist in one year lol

[@totallyausername7115]

Notify us when you watch it

[@gamingwonder7647]

I didn’t know Hitler wanted to get into art school The more you know

[@KiaV2]

That’s like his only reason for starting a world war! It’s strangely sad

[@vacciniumaugustifolium1420]

@@KiaV2 thats... Not how it happened but ok

[@KiaV2]

@@vacciniumaugustifolium1420 i mean its kinda close, but yeah sorry about getting it wrong lol

[@mr-x7689]

He was also a vegan. And really good at drawing.

[@patheticsnowman1755]

@@Yue797 why did you change you’d name?

[@hithablunt]

Fun fact: According to cannibals the eyes taste the best. Damn I should have tried one of those children before I died.

[@Vaea4]

Wait a minute

[@wannaspritecranberry9972]

I Still Have Some Wanna Share?

[@hithablunt]

@@wannaspritecranberry9972 ah, yes please! Thank you!

[@wannaspritecranberry9972]

Ah Here You Are *Hands Multiple Children*

[@hithablunt]

@@wannaspritecranberry9972 mm~ thank you I really needed some..

[@shimonbiton2163]

Emkay, "Come on" was a really bad choice of words for the outro of this skid. 2:58

[@nicocchi]

nobody: absolutely nobody: not a single person in the planet: people in cursedcomments: haha german mustache man go brr

[@Nezha_Main]

Mustache man: haha gas machine go pshhhhhhhhhhh

[@uwu-iw7lo]

haha german moustache man go nothing because he’s dead

[@acehoundberry7342]

Mustache man go bang bang to the head

[@kosta7084]

"nobody:" is 10x unfunnier than r/cursedcomments

[@subswithvideochallenge-dm8pu]

“let’s just go in there and get it over with” robin, 2020

[@PigBoy99]

“I think Pornhub would step back from that one guys.” Doubt it. They left child porn up for a week

[@danyippee]

Damn i never knew

[@unkowninconvenence1342]

@@danyippee no what's damned is the amount of there probably where

[@ONE-vt1fz]

Damn I missed it

[@ONE-vt1fz]

Joke

[@TechSupportDave]

some was left on there for over a month. either way, it just means the moderation team has a lot of work, or they get underpaid. so it's most likely not their fault.

[@smashdestroyer4227]

I feel like Ozzie Osborn has already tried the "gray death" drug and survived

[@RyoukaSuzuhana]

"Be late to the gay,get sacrificed that day"

[@_toasty_5964]

abbachio torso go doughnut haha

[@hamsterlegendalvin1785]

LOL

[@n0vaplayer293]

nah that second

[@unknownwarrior9775]

See , this is way you were turned into a donut

[@n0vaplayer293]

@@unknownwarrior9775 nah a puddle

[@ironicweeb6684]

11:39 Robin, that’s a reference to an anime called Konosuba. Like so he can see and watch it, then learn from the great educator of true Gender Equality.

[@gaymer_8627]

I was literally scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else got that so thank you bc i was scrolling for a while

[@yareezap844]

Well accelerator is a better gender equalist

[@weddingtoya]

He sounded like Bokuto with the “Hey Hey Hey!” In the beginning.

[@tls-vw2yn]

Indeed he did

[@yunishinoya5570]

thats what I said lmao

[@shinobipatrick310]

Bruh I always think of that when he says “Hey Hey”

[@melanoc3tusii205]

Hey Hey People!

[@biohazard9215]

Sorry I don't speak weeb but I think I may know what you're referring to

[@usualcreature]

That meme where it says: “when a girl changes her cloths in front of you, she’s really interested or you’re level 99 friend zoned, that thing about the tree, the Vietnamese could be doing the same with you ;-;

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

I know a Vietnamese Edit: same as me, we are one year older than our batch and we both like making Vietnam jokes Unironically

[@Strawberry_Kisses00]

"Hey hey hey" Me in a heartbeat: *BOKUTO?!*

[@zero-lu1er]

SAME LMFAO I HAD TO CHECK IF SOMEONE ELSE WAS THINKING THE SAME

[@StudiousSkeleton]

lol same

[@Jellybei]

YES.

[@bweeeeniee1131]

ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

[@Groove4lyf3]

Same

[@saracathcart9955]

8:55 okay- that was good, I can respect this 12:31 no joke I actually choked on my chocolate at this 15:48 also made me choke

[@Life-Sky]

That's what she said. Ok I took the bait just like that time with the candies and the priest...

[@misseverything7202]

C-corpse?

[@missingno2401]

"in 100 years nobody will remember you even existed" not if i shoot the archduke franz ferdinand

[@natanyacline7720]

MSSGNO too real my friend 😂

[@johnporter9034]

Who was even the person that did that anyways?

[@brendorkusaviation8930]

@@johnporter9034 Gavriello Princep

[@JackSilver1410]

@daniiel mlinarics The man that toppled the first domino that started The Great War. With a piece in one hand and a sandwich in the other.

[@jovianmercado88]

R/cursedcomments

[@starflake8244]

"Water is dino pee!" Me drinking water: -KILL ME-

[@gabrielho1874]

Luckily, that water is filtered

[@당보ww]

@@gabrielho1874 except the filter malfunctioned

[@codyo2921]

@@당보ww ah yes water from the balls of a ancient lizard

[@misschuckito1311]

*sips water*

[@lavenderfields.]

@@codyo2921 I-

[@erikhallowell578]

"Gay people are like straight people but without rights", He is not wrong. lol.

[@liyoo2373]

@@zenko250 the door's this way ma'am

[@KaizokuHaru]

@@zenko250 and that's why nobody supports you

[@buzzythebee847]

@@zenko250 ( OUO ) ( v ) >🔪

[@sunyoun4698]

@@KaizokuHaru I guess something happened.....what ?

[@KaizokuHaru]

@@sunyoun4698 a homophobe

[@kommandantgalileo]

the gender equality one, the one with drop kicking a lady in the face is a Konosuba reference Edit: thanks for the likes

[@mugwithnocoffee2572]

*Happy kazuma noises*

[@LilZmjjKK]

@@mugwithnocoffee2572 EXPLOOOOSION

[@kizuragi4880]

@@LilZmjjKK *happy Megumin noises*

[@rokuyasu9143]

*steal*

[@fumikotsukumi017]

@@kizuragi4880 WAGA NA WA MEGUMIN

[@orange_ssoda]

I fucking lost it at the “so, how’s the family?” joke 😂

[@AlexFromElsik]

I'm pretty sure the person saying it also lost it, but for a diffrent reason

[@_4tr4mp0line]

Joseph!

[@dcfuksurmom]

I took a screenshot and posted it on facebook. I also posted the fat man in japan one.

[@benbraddock8666]

niiiiiice

[@anxietybox4392]

My dads thoughts on the meme at 17:50 Childhood is the tutorial to life paid for by the parents Then College is the free trail that you forgot to cancel and is constantly sucking out the little money and joy you have left.

[@rowanheart8122]

I'll make sure to cancel it then :)

[@hadesogg7531]

The fuck do you mean ‘FREE’?

[@Whereyoheadat]

My friend: *confesses to me that they have a crush on me* My anxiety: Y e s Me who doesn't know what to do about the situation: *peace was never an option*

[@0aktreason]

*feels bad and accepts to be their girlfriend (or in your case maybe boyfriend)*

[@Whereyoheadat]

@@0aktreason *Dodges*

[@0aktreason]

@@Whereyoheadat *Cutely uwu xD

[@ougintoga7195]

Im sorry but my small brain couldnt understand this comment

[@Whereyoheadat]

@@ougintoga7195 that's okay neither can half the universe either.

[@paxhumana2015]

This is a message to RoboSonichu, "Ironically says the person that thinks that they are a robot, but please tell me why I should not travel back in time and tell your parents to never meet again?"

[@strawb3rrybunnie789]

Robin: “Hey! Hey! Hey!” Me: Bokuto?!? Robin: It’s not big Al, it’s Robin.

[@spacecat8304]

i was looking for this comment lol😎

[@cicigacha8478]

You have completes my search for a bokuto comment 😌

[@blanketperson64]

Thank you for commenting

[@shindrac]

I heard it as "It's not Big Owl", wich was perfect.

[@thepaperbagperson6431]

17:47 THE SCREAM THO

[@kr6productions]

I love this guys voice. You should do the AskReddit ones as well, better a charismatic voice than a monotone robot

[@PointFear]

well your wish came true

[@LarryTheTugaGamer1511]

@@PointFear What the heck is your pfp

[@DenD3de]

"Your channel has over 2000 results on rule 34!" Wait *what*

[@camposman1852]

That part made me choke on the water i was drinking

[@bloodhuntimintherabbithole3583]

Man poor girl

[@AMAP599]

Ok, can someone please explain this to me? I’m sorry! I don’t understand!😅

[@bloodhuntimintherabbithole3583]

@@AMAP599 pretty sure it was about Jaden channel

[@AMAP599]

@@bloodhuntimintherabbithole3583 ok! Thanks!

[@arvo-noon]

Me watching watching ASMR: *The best trigger is the one that makes you go to sleep forever* Me to an insomniac: *Sleep forever friend, *cocks gun* SAY GOODBYE*

[@M1CAE1.]

Gonna tell a lie, and HURT YOU!

[@justmonika1229]

10:07 . "Light Yagami set you up for this, didn't he?"

[@Hankgaming]

Lol, you're so funny, Monika.

[@chunchunmaru5250]

I like how Robin wants r/cursedcomments to be over fast because he knows that the internet has too many questionable stuff

[@awesomestyles]

Icewallowcome Not exactly. He just really hates the continuous usage of Hitler jokes. And I agree with him.

[@curseds0ldier]

Right? You just cant bring the same joke twice, thats why you are an only child.

[@awesomestyles]

Cursed Soldier Single child? What are you talking about?

[@curseds0ldier]

@@awesomestyles its god damn late, just feel attacked and let me sleep.

[@awesomestyles]

@@curseds0ldier O...k.

[@TyrroSpace]

He started the video with “Hey hey hey” and I can hear the Haikyuu fans screaming already 😂

[@gl1tchd0ut]

There’s also a JoJo reference! :)

[@RanaRandom]

all I can think of right now is Krusty the Clown laughing

[@DarkboltOfficial]

r/cursedcomments

[@justanamericandoggo6725]

i think it was a reference to an old cartoon i think

[@goldenwind292]

@@gl1tchd0ut CHOTTO MATTE WHERE IS IT

[@atlas9088]

Hitler in 1944 in a nutshell: "His palms are sweaty, Luftwaffes weak, armour's heavy, there's Americans on the beach already, Mussolini's spaghetti"

[@vesperiamorningstar3785]

Y E S. btw: Why was Hitler banned from barbecues? Because he wouldn’t stop burning the franks.

[@kerai7711]

I broke to tears when emkay said that

[@atlas9088]

Catra what do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash

[@atlas9088]

Catra "HITLER I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU ARE BANNED FROM OUR BBQs"

[@OseanArts]

"Dont watch corn beacuse it dehumanizes females" Me,Who watches hentai: Does it still count?

[@BinglesP]

Watching carrots and peas are both better options, but I guess hentai has its taste

[@villiankaminari2981]

@@BinglesP P FFT

[@RichieGonzales_28]

No no It don’t men of culture have exceptions

[@loganxavier]

WHY DID I GET A BATHROOM CLEANER AD WHEN THE VIDEO WAS ON THE PART WITH VEGGIETALE FACTS?

[@muffinman2546]

Because literal vegetables that digest Tide Pods exists.

[@grilldtoazt330]

Its a sign

[@A16V56]

because youtube slept with the same woman

[@Risu95]

Surprised more people don't realize that was a comment on pornhub. Maybe that just says something about me though. 🤔

[@dogeofdelusion]

@@Risu95 WGHAT

[@hahafunny3447]

“Me who watches prom without humans.” *gasp* *AAAAA-*

[@azent3126]

lmao

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

Fun fact: you got this in your recommended and didn’t realize how early you were!

[@Thoomana]

Oh.

[@misopizo]

Damn your right

[@ornev5159]

20 minutes ago

[@BlackHole22410]

Sheet you is the right

[@8Recre8]

WOW

[@ume2372]

I laugh so hard when he said "I'm sure they're tortured regularly for their contributions to mankind"

[@isgayelmo987]

12:36 we’re animaney, totally insaney, bowling with a baby ANIMANIACAS THOSE ARE THE FACTD

[@tkp_07]

nice

[@davincidamaster5311]

Are you ok?

[@sel224]

NO

[@jenniflower6569]

😂

[@zssky]

No one : Literally no one : EmKay : yes.

[@sammmma_l]

11:27 as a french, the original version is way funnier because he's swearing where the translated one is softer

[@catur_a.C]

7:36 so in the USA people measure cocaine with the metric system, that's interesting. "Joe Johnson you are under arrest for carrying 2.3 meters of cocaine"

[@estellesmith4118]

How tf you carrying around 2 METERS of cocaine?

[@yourinsanitydemon6085]

@@estellesmith4118 Well first off you need pockets that are the size of a skyscraper!

[@yungspunky5232]

“HEY HEY HEY It’s not big al, it’s not robin, it’s bokuto

[@nuclearbaron649]

EmKay: is it Hamm or Hamm, doesn't matter.... me: yeah cause they're dead

[@familygameplay2523]

Hi emkay. I love your videos. U guys make my day. I just got told being suicidal means I'm weak by the person I love the most. And that depression is just normal sadness. U guys make it way better.

[@rat1303]

hey hang in there friend :)

[@Chameleon_Artz]

"Hey hey hey" Me: "BOKUTO-SAN?"

[@tendou_kinnie2636]

"Its not big(?) owl" He was talking about Bokuto

[@memelord3986]

@@tendou_kinnie2636 It’s Big Al

[@williamtrembley974]

I wouldn't be surprised if Robin just has a giant ass bottle of Vodka on his desk when he does this

[@FiresideExpert]

Robin's gross noises at the cat one at 3:12 gets me every time

[@therealwisemysticaltree]

Robin: sees anything related to WWII or Hitler* Also Robin: *WHAT DID I SAAAAA-*

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

There's a paradox/saying: Any conversation will talk about hitler and or the nazis at some point i n the conversation, if they talk long enough.

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@lexydakitten5102 it's explained already

[@abriishpotato4729]

??

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@lexydakitten5102 i hate to explain jokes, but just for you ok? This guy is just saying that if you talk long enough with someone, you will end talking about hitler (and i can relate XD) it mostly because of a chain reaction... you can start talking about some old king and you will remember of hitler, same if think about england. (because of the queen) got it?

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@lexydakitten5102 understandable, have a nice day Stay safe

[@luckyrostik7378]

The Godwin's law

[@uneedjesus3424]

Robin: Hey hey hey Me: sTaY oUt Of My ShEeD

[@bikiniatol1]

iM GonNa siNG a SoNG fOr yOUuuUUuu

[@Alice_The_Idiot]

That profile picture...

[@ethanbuss7252]

Glad I'm not the only one that thought that lol

[@xenobyteedm9761]

Ayye

[@jonathandegraaf4575]

4:45 God: "Noah?" Noah: "Yes lord?" God: "GET THE ME DAMN BOAT"

[@noahlamens7877]

If you say so

[@shreya...007]

Normally I hate when people laugh like this "Hehehe" But the only exception is Robin ❤️

[@nob_mycorn2291]

Phone: *tilts a little* Also phone: *goes sideways* Me: *tilts phone sideways then back upright* Phone:goes back upright Me: it's a simple spell but quite unbreakable

[@TekExplorer]

me:, disabling auto-rotate: AMATURE

[@nob_mycorn2291]

@@TekExplorer I USED TO BUT IT GOT ANNOYING AFTER TURNIGN IT OFF AND ON

[@TekExplorer]

@@nob_mycorn2291 nice caps lock. Majority of the time I need to rotate the screen, KZbin's full screen button takes care of it. Rest of the time, there's a button on the bottom right that shows up that I can press to rotate it, so it works out for me

[@nob_mycorn2291]

@@TekExplorer oh isee, oh well

[@theewl6xer166]

True

[@flyingfish]

Say “I’m ro-ro-ro-rockin robin! And you’re watching the Disney Channel!”

[@reinhardtwilhelm835]

1:49 That isn't cursed, that's murdered by words.

[@actuallyjustanapple]

Wrong picture my man

[@devinfreeman340]

Tbh I really enjoyed this video I got some of the best smirks and laughs out of this one !!! Thanks EmKay!

[@AirWubboxSillyReal]

“I think that’s more like a skin suit” I smell FNaF.

[@cheddar_in_morse_code]

I smell dead rotting children inside animatronic suits

[@AngelRavensblade]

I thought the same thing.

[@mrdeadflower]

I smell like shit But these cats and dogs kept me warm and well It was a great food

[@mortifier7310]

Hello gachatard.

[@AirWubboxSillyReal]

@@mortifier7310 ...what the fuck do you mean-

[@wyvernknight]

there is a factory that makes toddler mannequins

[@woahmannchill]

0-0

[@wyvernknight]

J6SK Cult Member, its cursed comments for a reason

[@gabimurray5955]

There are people in china working late on christmas eve making dildos in a dildo factory for amazon every year.

[@wyvernknight]

Gabi Murray, thats true

[@natsueyama]

What if there's a factory who makes Mannequins into real life toddlers?

[@backfish9163]

Emkay: I guess the germans dont have to start a war to kill a bunch o people Me, a boy from germany: .........

[@rat7464]

Do it

[@rint2189]

*Do it.*

[@UltraVioletLite]

*whole cafeteria chants*

[@Skittle_TheCatOfficial]

2:29 "Gay people are like straight people but sithout rights" I SPIT MY ROOTBEER ONTO MY TABLE OH MY GOD

[@DarkboltOfficial]

"WHAT DID I SAY!?!?" Robin 2020