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[@kingani]

if you enjoyed diesel's precious laughter go subscribe to him at kzbin.info ✨

[@theprovoloneman281]

kingani Hello

[@alanathecooljoy2114]

kingani lol

[@higanbanahappenedtomyfriend]

Where’s wildspartanz shoutout

[@smol8084]

kingani 52

[@thewarmedic2330]

kingani i love your work keep it up

[@mementoghosty]

Brandon: We're breaking up. Diesel: Brandon come back to me. B: No. Diesel: Ok I'll just go to Kwite.. Fanfiction writers on wattpad: OHH YEAAAHHH

[@CJ-sp6lh]

IT'S CANON!

[@thatoneguy9582]

Fun fact AO3 genuinely has fanfics about The Gang

[@pedrohenriqueteixeirafranc8911]

This god damm lore is confusing

[@redmonsoon7214]

WAIT SERIOUSLY?

[@xavierashelton2493]

Fvck this $hit I’m out

[@Vindominus]

Ah yes, I remember Peppa Pig. Loved that shit in History class

[@JeckaDelightz]

😂 i remember too! Its the worlds most child friendly war ever! 😂

[@arctander4803]

i didn't really like it, too traumatizing just to think about it.

[@yukkikun9726]

RedWolfer boy u better shut yo sensitive ass up

[@yukkikun9726]

RedWolfer nvm I’m traumatised

[@almond_cola]

Arie gacha yup that’s why i loved social studies... ahh the memories!!!

[@socks6458]

9:17 : "hEY" the text: "YEAH"

[@xylmo1040]

Wow

[@esterfinez5563]

Lmao, show ani

[@thebluegaming7706]

Lmao

[@dexemthewise60]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HEEEY YEAAAAH

[@jojocircus9818]

Brandon breaking up with Diesel and Diesel responding “I’ll just go to Kwite” is the most relatable thing ever

[@pedrohenriqueteixeirafranc8911]

Dude this lore is more confusing than the dream smp lore

[@Ambipie]

@@pedrohenriqueteixeirafranc8911 at least these people are actually likable

[@madi7804]

I think my *oovoo javer* Is in trouble.

[@kharmachaos667]

The tune played in my head

[@connersuxx]

But I never went to oovoo javer

[@himynamespeter4730]

I never went to oovoo javer

[@one1lastkiss]

I have never been to an oovoo javer.

[@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204]

Lmao

[@ccamelots]

*POUR WITH CONFIDENCE*

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

C J G pour it in *A S D A*

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

ncr veteran ranger Make sure Dinesh from Uber’s there

[@slaterstarz]

H C A E L B

[@wintersnightlazzo]

**pours in confidence**

[@jujiib9039]

Would you look at that I'm the 900th like

[@pyrrhocorax]

"Dab! Dab! Dab! Dab! Dab!" An intellectual, aka FPS DIESEL

[@septipliershipper1954]

Shard this is so sad serie play despasetoe

[@SingleTheShot]

Shard 200iq

[@che3rub]

I’m so in love with those icons

[@lily686]

Hey army

[@aliakeel]

1:15 it was taken in iraq and it stands for صباحاً which means morning so it's 1:21 P.M

[@blubblub1280]

it can be any Arabic country not necessarily iraq

[@angkarbasil]

No it could have been taken in Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, UAE, Yemen, Oman, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Qatar, Kuwait, Palestine, Egypt, Libya, Algeria, Tunisia, Morocco, Western Sahara, Eritrea, Somalia, Sudan, Chad, Comoros, Mauritania, or Djibouti. Trust me. I can speak Arabic and I Know all the arab countries.

[@zaitraa]

pilot 0674 arab face-off lmfao

[@jasj122]

pilot 0674 lmao smart ass

[@我恨我自己]

The only other one I know was Egypt. My friend is from Egypt-

[@justanaveragenerd8560]

Uber driver: soooooo I'mma be late Uber customer: why? Uber driver: I some how managed to drive myself into the ocean....

[@kryzart7913]

I might drown pff actually I'll be there in 10 hours don't worry •w•

[@ash4d]

r/oopsdidntmeanto

[@sammieegoldwand]

Uber Customer: you shouldnt be driving youre drunk

[@sammieegoldwand]

@Fiona Davis **Wheeze**

[@hystericallover5989]

Star The Hybrid r/ihavereddit

[@ccamelots]

These are the absolute best types of videos. This trio is so funny omg

[@amberflores9002]

I keep seeing u wtf

[@ccamelots]

Lil love sorry I just really like commentary/ reddit youtubers 😂😂

[@Allan_FTM]

9:18 Ani:Ur Mom Brandon:HEY!!! Subtitle for Brandon:YEAH

[@manluck]

That art of subtitle

[@JustinY.]

Rip computer

[@lukadinicc2229]

YOU AGAIN

[@shabr1ri]

Justin Y. You’ve committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

[@theautisticretard3907]

*YOU*

[@benschulhof1804]

congrats on 100k my dude

[@jayc413]

Justin Y. Ayy justin congrats man

[@oli5574]

“Orange F” is a French company, if you were curious

[@thatoneguy9582]

the "when I'm at ASDA" one isn't software gore it's asking for the _time_ not the _place_ it may be dumb but it’s not stupid

[@vannesaaaaa]

Lmao yess

[@keramgg]

@xXxAaRkEtxXx sucks {} WAͥFFͣLͫE it doesn't, when it asks for time, you say time not place

[@Lee.M.D]

When you gonna be at asda 😂

[@3xistnt]

"What's the reminder?"

[@user-bm3ll2hp1m]

-cough- r/woosh yall

[@ccamelots]

Diesel’s laugh is funnier than the posts

[@Suburbicide161]

C J G aye aye aye 1 comment per video

[@amiranayef]

5 more likes and you’ll have 666 likes

[@rockybfdi2763]

I was 66th like =) *only undertale fans would see that as creepy-*

[@christianpiano6765]

I asked my siri where to 'hide the body' yesterday. She replied with 'What, again?'. Not software gore but Interesting non the less.

[@matejalazic6405]

*FBI OPEN UP*

[@cuddz3080]

8:38 When you’re transgender but your family isn’t supportive.

[@Lunarr_Eclipse]

Oof

[@notme7944]

@@Lunarr_Eclipse you called?

[@connersuxx]

Ah yes

[@dexemthewise60]

@@notme7944 O shit waddup

[@Skye-ve6tc]

Alternatively, when you're mtf trans, but you don't know it yet

[@deadiarl6417]

The time on the phone was 1:21 and yes it is Arabic from Saudi Arabia

[@angkarbasil]

No it could have been taken in Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, UAE, Yemen, Oman, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Qatar, Kuwait, Palestine, Egypt, Libya, Algeria, Tunisia, Morocco, Western Sahara, Eritrea, Somalia, Sudan, Chad, Comoros, Mauritania, or Djibouti. Trust me. I can speak Arabic and I Know all the arab countries.

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

You know, it's kinda funny reading this and using the timestamp of what time the phone on the post says, because they are still on the post at that timestamp.

[@nikoLOLuka_]

seeing my fanart in the vid makes my heart go mega ,,uwu,,

[@nikoLOLuka_]

Neha Keagy i made the last one shown

[@ZellDen1]

your a good artist

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

katarii good job pal

[@anatolemaloigne7187]

Actually Orange F just means Orange network in France 😅

[@waydromeda]

Its a phone network like vodafone, T-Mobile US or Verizon (just to be precise)

[@BappO-is-me]

100% Orange Juice.

[@asddd.]

The f is for France

[@taliaroses]

messagerie orange, bonjour

[@americanbadger6986]

What is France

[@christmaspotatocat96]

That's Arabic am from Egypt and that spells 1:21

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

Potato Cat am or pm?

[@kyoto3695]

KittyCat 1512 am

[@christmaspotatocat96]

ص means صبح I think and that means morning

[@apersonwholives738]

Thank you

[@christmaspotatocat96]

Am from Egypt my guy

[@mispairocha]

“Anime maid outfit” That’s a school girl outfit-

[@worthlessfools1]

9:16 >Screams, "HEY!" >Subtitles read "YEAH"

[@DustyDerg]

WHO'S CALLING ME AN IDIOT I WILL TELL MY TEACHER

[@WillowoTheWisp]

I trust the computer on this one. Sorry, you're an idiot now

[@DustyDerg]

aw man

[@BRENDANHD]

IKR!

[@brendancanales6571]

I tots agree

[@lewiscollie5961]

It’s the soft squad

[@zemineriver8043]

Denki Kaminari oof

[@SS-ci8yk]

Oooofff

[@lewiscollie5961]

Oof

[@zemineriver8043]

Denki Kaminari nice job in your fight with Mr. Meatball boi

[@Djinddos]

Orange F is an operator from France. Lol

[@ViscanPikamine]

I died lmao 😂

[@sammieegoldwand]

orange respects

[@catness1809]

I love Kingani's laugh it's so un-selfconscious and genuine! I also really love her friendship with these boys; never once in any of these videos have I ever heard them make remarks about gender towards her. While thats not always a bad thing, I remember being in school and boys telling me i couldn't play with them because "boys are stronger" or "girls shouldn't like looking for bugs" or anything along those lines. It's nice to see there are people, especially people who have large followings including younger children, that aren't still pushing that narrative.

[@memerous9582]

0:56 As my name is Brendan, it is my natural-born right to be offended by this, although this time I have decided to let it go. You have been warned.

[@bug_plug5415]

Hell yes mAh art was there!!!!! Tysm Ani!! ((I was eddhead)

[@SHcacti]

FrizzyPop Productions when?

[@bug_plug5415]

At the ending

[@kairobokbok]

Eddsworld head? :33

[@bug_plug5415]

kristy animations yep owo

[@kairobokbok]

FrizzyPop Productions Finally an eddhead like me xD

[@StonoFox]

Orange F is a french phone/internet company

[@Ultimatesam25]

Guillaume Bouchet I knew this when I went to France recently and virgin media fucked me and that was the on my working service

[@dianesophie2674]

Guillaume Bouchet Arrêt

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

Three UK seems to dislike holidays in Poland

[@idevastate_exe]

Also from belgium

[@marmartota5789]

Wait Orange isn't Italian?

[@jadziajan]

For anyone using the right temperature system, -999°F would be -573°C

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

Breaking limits? You’re good to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

[@lordofthesoup4753]

Huh I think I might need my jacket

[@Lunaaarism]

but the most coldest temperature only reaches -272°c

[@clarehidalgo]

XOTiCiTY approximately -273.15°c is 0K aka Absolute zero

[@Lunaaarism]

@@clarehidalgo yeah basicaly its a -272 +/- it is either one degrees higher or lower.

[@mechaapple7552]

Celsius is better, know why? *THE FREEZ TEMPERATURE IS ACTUALLY 0*

[@alphen9487]

I know I'm late but Fahrenheit is better cuz the temperature can be 69° and u can look at it and say "nice" without dying

[@averyuncreativeperson1573]

That measure is for completely pure water, you're never gonna find pure water, so it's kinda useless, not to mention Farhenheit is better for human perception of temperature.

[@lobster7514]

@@alphen9487 Nice.

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

@@alphen9487 nice

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"ah yup i need to find a hospital but let me just post this on reddit real quick"

[@sherlyncarpinteyro8841]

I didn't even realize you uploaded. I was so preoccupied in appreciating my bed after not sleeping in it for two days.

[@sherlyncarpinteyro8841]

@Louis :(

[@acapybara3032]

Don't worry Sherlyn, I care

[@sherlyncarpinteyro8841]

@@acapybara3032 :D

[@acapybara3032]

@@sherlyncarpinteyro8841 sleeping in your own bed is the best. Even if my mattress were from 1950 I'd still choose it over a sleeping in another bed

[@sherlyncarpinteyro8841]

@@acapybara3032 tbh. It's just feels so much more comfortable.

[@vrman4600]

1:17 ١:٢١ ص mean 1:21 Am the ص stand for صباحا meaning "morning" in Arabic

[@Adler_Himself]

Correct 👌

[@lonelyloli1397]

Absolutely right كيف عرفت؟

[@kiraiplayz3978]

It still looks like it was written by a doctor..

[@Eskeoof]

When dyslexia kicks in: 0:00-10:08

[@dreamhazy]

The one at 3:00 isn't software gore, reminders are supposed to be time based not location based. This was a human error.

[@DefNotHyacinthe]

"Hey!" Text reads: "yeah!" Great job ani

[@EpicDonutDudeMemes]

Am I 50 years old?

[@KattalystFr]

You are an orange

[@mrbirdba]

You are 52 years old.

[@EpicDonutDudeMemes]

oh

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

i...im not sure anymore.

[@andrewm5471]

2:32 I love how happily and optimistically she says “experience the horror for yourself”

[@wintertimber1749]

3:57 actually, if you hold down the send button, you get many text options. that's not a glitch, that's an option lol

[@DarkzyTheMew]

6:06 just wow. that's about as bad as when Wal-Mart had a back to school sale sign somehow placed right above a gun display

[@BappO-is-me]

7:34 I am disappointed in you Spartans. You had the chance and you did t take it. He could’ve said “You’re a hoe. YOU’RE A FAHRENHOE!”

[@CherrygroveCity]

On it, Siri

[@Hackerlabs00]

Dio Drando do you even watch hello there daily anymore

[@Panzerrama]

Bruh

[@nightxiao]

Brandon: HEY Subtitle: *Y E A H*

[@brandon-cs7fw]

0:40 when you lie about your age to see restricted videos on yt

[@MayHugger]

I did not expect to laugh nearly as much as I did. Your friends seem really fun.

[@Cygis]

9:06 a lot of map services mess up near the Outer Banks, NC. I used Apple Maps to travel to Morehead (big mistake). Got lost for a few minutes because the bridge it told me to get on was in the process of demolition. We saw the detour and took a newer bridge (had been there for at least a few weeks to months) and Apple Maps just straight up told me to turn around if possible because I was going to drive into the water. Thankfully, I didn’t drown

[@nightstar4330]

My computer crashed as soon as I started this video, are you guys genies?

[@8bitarmory846]

"click ok to ok" Instructions unclear. Stuck in the washing machine

[@TheCosmicHiroshi]

I CLICKED FASTER THAN ANI COULD LAUGH oh shit ani noticed me :D

[@magicalawnmower4764]

that dog traveled 292 miles in about 7.5 hours. That averages out to about 40mph

[@F7Jester]

That Uber driver wasn't in trouble he obviously took a Uber boat to his destination.

[@cisbetterthanj8738]

2:39 is more of a facepalm

[@saltykin_3872]

ah yes I understand..an another kingani vid.

[@Llavolavffgg]

Like to wish Gary a happy birthday

[@DeadpanBee]

Love having them repeat my name three times when I’m not paying attention, that shit scared the fuck outta me

[@f0rm0r]

it's impossible for anything to be -999°, neither in celsius nor fahrenheit, because its constituent particles would already be completely still at about -273°C

[@notocori9090]

Click ok to *OK*

[@TarynBeeswax]

кαcρєrєкx ツ Ok

[@petrowsky3354]

кαcρєrєкx ツ Ok. Click OK to Ok.

[@cringecompilation4515]

Hi! *OK*

[@AustraStronk]

ok

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

*OK*

[@rihasanatrofolo2472]

Your voice is so damn soothing

[@TheCosmicHiroshi]

rihasanat rofolo it's like a glorious ASMR but without the ASMR.

[@ccamelots]

Hirosei the Cosmic Guy that’s a perfect description of anis voice ahhh

[@childeater7327]

rihasanat rofolo thanks

[@EnderKL]

5:38 I think Siri meant that it the tomorrow a couple years ago he died like Today is the 13th and tomorrow is the 14th So she made on the 14th

[@charliej5325]

I utterly adore Ani. They just SOUND so wholesome and nice and they’re funny and I want to hug them!

[@Slasherjason5775]

3:40 it’s actually correct because the farther you go away from the sun the darker it will be

[@janie9352]

*WhEN Im aT AsDa*

[@boulderbuilder]

I dont understand this joke, can you explain to me?

[@ohdt6890]

1:18 AM = ص morning = صباحا in KSA or UAE im late i know

[@orlando5940]

2:57 Its not even Google Assistants fault there

[@strangerontheinternet7358]

2:39 this isnt software gore, just someone who thinks siri always knows their location and doesnt know how to make a list

[@nathanieljohnson7075]

So at 9:18 we come to the conclusion that Ani has not only the incapability to read, but also, to hear.

[@shabr1ri]

Stop! You’ve violated the law.

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

I’ll serve my sentence because I’m broke from student loans

[@noeastereggsheregoaway]

*23:44* one more video and im done *02:00* DABDABDABDABDABDABDAB

[@rounddcat]

My mom's friend named Gary spent his birthday alone too. The Garies have it rough.

[@log3129]

The set alarm thing didn't work because you can't set an alarm for an amount of time. You can set a timer though owo

[@thirtydollarusername]

0:44 orange is a british cellphone carrier. The "F" stands for france, as orange also operates in several other countries. Also that time is also in arabic numerals.

[@b4nd1t9]

Ani has a weirdly perfect robotic voice

[@CiarraHarvey]

OMG the backwards brightness thing is something my laptop does too!

[@zendertan8306]

I use head phones so i do not feel lonely and you are beside me so it feels like i have friends.

[@zendertan8306]

Im so lonely i liked my own comment

[@killlerkai18]

You're life is sad

[@chombo8445]

Zender Tan r/sadcringe

[@MaksymilianWojtyo]

9:15 WildSpartanz: you killed it Kingani: ur mom WildSpartanz: *_-H E Y-_* (YEAH)

[@grapeape4589]

The "set an alarm for 11 minutes" one wasnt software gore, they were using the wrong word for what they wanted to do, they meant timer

[@nicolasfontana5739]

Orange F is the mobile server from France 😂 I love your videos I don't understand all the things because I speak French 😅 Even with subtitles I'm sometimes lost but I laugh because you're laughing and tais is the principal 👌😂

[@Kat-rw9ux]

wait, how you type English? Laidies and gentlemen, *We Gottem*

[@nicolasfontana5739]

@@Kat-rw9ux Can You explain yourself ? I don't understand your sentence sorry 😅

[@ModKap]

@@nicolasfontana5739 Il a dit : "attends, comment peux tu écrire en anglais ? Mesdames et messieurs On l'a eu" (c'est un meme connu, on le voit souvent avec le "ligma", c'est genre quand tu piège quelqu'un)

[@nicolasfontana5739]

@@ModKap Ah je connais désolé mais merci hahaha 😅

[@nicolasfontana5739]

Pas*

[@CANINETHEROPY]

5:51 r/softwaregore (idk if this is just my computer glitching or not :,D)

[@endergirldragon]

oh lol I didnt notice that

[@skitzyjang4865]

5:31 in the full image doesn’t the date actually show the day before stephen dies

[@Callie_Cosmo]

4:50 Wildspartanz: (long pause) so wait, guide me to the hospital.

[@tatogod3573]

There's no way you can explain King Crimson in just 15 seconds! 1:35 - 1:50

[@mislavanocic]

Dab dab dab

[@thatonedoggo5097]

An ssl 'rr'r hast did occur and a secureth connection to the s'rv'r cannot beest madeth.

[@dudesterman2108]

1:33 that is actually arabic time, and judging by thr carrier its from jordan,

[@guywithanimeprofilepic179]

ani i love your videos because they make me feel like i have friends

[@MrMario4president]

7:12 no matter the temperature unit, that is impossible, as it always results in a negative Kelvin. Basically, whether it's Fahrenheit or not doesn't matter.

[@bunnisoup7907]

1:21 is arabic bro

[@winterohlson9432]

Celsius is better than Fahrenheit

[@chubbymcblubbyl2007]

James Ohlson yassss

[@Smiley_Face0]

MUAHAHAHHA YEEEEE

[@Vortex_On_The_Fritz]

James Ohlson yaas

[@Raxumar]

James Ohlson no

[@rosepuff8908]

Kelvin is the best

[@spookysomeone]

7:24 Top 10 Anime Breakups.

[@jessicreates_]

diesels laugh is too adorable

[@patricksutcliffe-hill6178]

5:35 Stephen Hawking must have been in a different time zone when he died to the phone carrier

[@tavvy4426]

You realize... That you can’t play Minecraft from the Xbox app right?

[@cw7771]

SpringyStudios 44 yeah you can on pc well stream it too the app but it's plated on the app so it works

[@timeAmbassador]

R/woosh They were joking

[@pantaloonic]

Orange is a carrier in Europe :)

[@oransolomon3868]

1:20 arabic come on.. Im not arabic but you can clearly tell the language

[@ulyxi.e]

What happens to diesel if you give him some gasoline? He either brakes down or be more energized.

[@Ammar2009y]

1:14 arabic language:you talking about me? Well you going to learn 5 times! this is *J E D D A H*