r/Talesfromtechsupport "Install Google Bing NOW!"

[@rSlash]

hlelo ? is this the youtube? how do i email a comment under a vide?o somethgni on the screen says i need to down load more ram. does that mean a mountain ram? plese help

[@comedynightrblx]

omg! I got first replyy

[@Elo787]

Dam it i am second

[@Bob-qm4mv]

rSlash no sorry this is bing, I would recommend turning it off and on again

[@BoyWhoBreathes]

My dad should know but I can't talk with him since he left to get milk.

[@xdvschick]

I think a raming door ram you need

[@Someguyhere111]

"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history." "GOOGLE BING!"

[@asyaa44]

Legend

[@ender01o66]

@@asyaa44 lol

[@A-Microwave]

i remember when gahooyoogle was actually a thing

[@TheGuardDuck]

Lololol!!!

[@thebeebattalion403]

i was gonna like this but it's got 420 likes

[@arrowwood]

I love how he'll be totally in character, then suddenly break down laughing.

[@lynquinn]

I love how he breaks down laughing, makes me smile

[@panjack_]

lyn quinn there is only temp happiness and then you’ll be in pain... forever

[@panjack_]

Furry 69 why did you just send me this?

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@@panjack_ Beacause. Did you even watch it?

[@CloudsAndShovels]

he reads the story then bursts into laughing as he realizes that the person calling op is really stupid

[@lando8913]

"We went to the security office and pulled up the tapes." YESSS, this is gonna be good.

[@ash.mystic]

Exactly 🤣

[@trikstari7687]

I remember reading this one a few years ago, only just recently found this channel. Soon as I heard him talking about the new Iphone release, I knew what was coming. Still fucking hysterical.

[@computernerdinside]

“Google B- hahahahahahahah” His breakouts into laughter get me every time.

[@melyukagacha8568]

XD

[@DragonAurora]

We should see if she's got the all new Firefox Chrome as well...

[@C15Ckbn]

@@DragonAurora Installed on Windows Mac.

[@RepublicofMarsGaming]

“It’s literally a federal crime” “Well you must not be good at your job then”

[@censored1080]

I would've told him, "I just remembered that in fact there is a place that may just be able to help." 'Proceeds to write the address of the nearest Police Station.'

[@sariadrawzthingz4529]

Nobody: No one ever: No being on this planet: Caller: *G O O G L E B I N G*

[@grassdungeon8433]

I was gonna like this comment but I wanted it to stay at 69 lol

[@ltfreeborn]

We are losing a winning war

[@WolfeYankee]

Google yahoo bing

[@Draganox25]

I Google Google so I can use Google so I can search on google

[@rasmuskp93]

no sorry that one didnt work out very well

[@Turbo_Waitress]

That executive assistant sounds like a nightmare. That executive was probably happy to see her go.

[@robertgraybeard3750]

"Nearly all men can stand adversity but to test a man's character give him power." Abraham Lincoln

[@dougodyssey50]

What an absolute psycho.

[@The_Forge_Master]

Saying “Google Bing” is like saying you want a MicroSony SwitchBox.

[@DraconicDuelist]

Someone apparently created a franken-console-laptop called the PlayBox 4One (now in Mk II!). It combines a laptop, a PS4 and an XBOne into a single, portable computing device.

[@abd-qadirgilani8871]

@@DraconicDuelist Jokes aside, how cool would that be? Consoles becoming mini-laptops, complete with screens. Imagine a Nintendo Switch but its a PS4 in reality (this what I actually consider the Switch is, a "PS4 in the shape of an iPad). How cool would that be? You could play on your PS4 whenever and wherever you go with no issue. A laptop but with the software of a PS4/XBone instead. I'd pay a shitton of money for that, lol

[@DraconicDuelist]

@@abd-qadirgilani8871 Heck, so long as it has a decent level of portability, durability, and power I wouldn't mind it being a bit bulky.

[@chrome5213]

SwitchBox 4

[@alexisross9343]

Isn't that just a PC?

[@ArsonnFrog]

The words "Google Bing": *Exists* Rslash: *maniacal laughing*

[@kamo7293]

Correction "Google bing" exists

[@AngeredFiber]

Oh which reminds me does anyone know how to get to Google Bing. I searched all over Firefox and can't find it

[@novaneskin]

#DDM **Dabs**

[@novaneskin]

@@AngeredFiber shutup 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shazmyors2860]

@@AngeredFiber LMAO XD

[@ishandesai6926]

9:00 Caller: I´m not stupid! Me: laughs in *Google Bing*

[@vilstef6988]

Anytime someone says I'm not stupid, they are raising a flag saying there is no combination of words you could use to describe how stupid they are. As they say this, they are virtually flat-lining.

[@Thulepureitan]

Im not stoopid

[@bottleogames]

COMPUTERING lol

[@shimmienshake]

Me who has *Yahoo Explorer* : I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

[@ta1ce360]

How much u wanna bet that this nerd(no offense) uses a chromebook and uses bing as their default browser

[@dimitristsekeris1821]

"Your phone is fine, miss!" (Karen throws it onto the wall) "No, it's not! Look!"

[@boisegameshowguy]

Dimitris Tsekeris Fired!

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

what phone? now its in a zillion pieces

[@SparkTheElectricBoi]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 zillion *Pieces?* nah bruh that's phone powder.

[@lthomason702]

rSlash: I just put a virus on your device. Me: I KNEW YOU WERE AN EXPERT AT COMPUTERING!

[@SnazzySMM]

uh, hate to tell ya dis but he didnot install virus

[@ghostjinx9388]

@@SnazzySMM we know we're just joking

[@chibiprussia5574]

@@SnazzySMM r/woooosh

[@SnazzySMM]

@@chibiprussia5574 double woosh

[@mihirx27]

@@ceranmathis82 *cries inside with Redmi Note 4*

[@sleepystars10]

My new favorite “i wANt gOOglE bINg” Computer Illiterate is an understatement XD

[@crimi.photos]

Goldenstar102 ! Mine is _she went balistic_

[@theparijat1000]

Nay, it is a prophecy of dystopia where everything is google.

[@roamspida4951]

@@crimi.photos ballistic

[@Bleepbleepblorbus]

Google bing.

[@lethfuil]

@@theparijat1000 Oh, shit....

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Applephiles are obsessed with having the newest models, that woman was beyond obsessed and deserved a big bill for the intentional damage

[@fantasypvp]

Fr, apple fans need help lmao Linux on top >>

[@firebladeentertainment5739]

@@fantasypvp high five mate even if i prefer windows for games cause sadly not all games work on linux...

[@basil4243]

Women: "I accidentally dropped my phone in my water bottle" Water bottle: *expanding intensifies*

[@smailchali5102]

When I read I was like "wtf"

[@hunterb6498]

When I read I was like "Diviant Art"

[@StyxiuSCruX]

when i read i was like "o shit! is this my ex that managed to catch water on fire trying to boil an egg?!!??"

[@ZoroarkLover98]

@@StyxiuSCruX Excuse me?

[@basil4243]

@bis225 lmao

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Me: >Gets to Bing and types up Google Bing: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@flyingturret208thecannon5]

I actually use Bing and it works quite well, I find sources nobody else finds, if only you could download it onto your phone for all searches

[@VeraTheTabbynx]

Yes.

[@The_Goose2]

Yes

[@dpwellman]

I use Bing for the free stuff... $20 so far this year

[@Nerobyrne]

Internet Explorer: "What is my purpose?" Me: "You download Chrome." IE: "Oh my god."

[@DavidR06]

Google Bing sounds like YouTwitch. And you have a certificate of the recording.

[@wta1518]

Personally, I use Macrohard goggle

[@DavidR06]

WorldTravel1518 nice never heard of that but imma check it out

[@wta1518]

Oh, and my favorite platform for videos is mixtube

[@Ordlnary_Gamer]

or vinyou

[@Ordlnary_Gamer]

Yes that means vinemo youtube

[@CazTails]

"I need to use Google Bing, set it up for me!!" "Sure. You want me to set up Firefox Chrome too?"

[@InnerEagle]

It's not Firefox Chrome! You illiterate! It's Fireme! uhm... nevermind.

[@InnerEagle]

@ You just reminded me about the program FileZilla ty I needed that

[@dpfwnetwork3379]

Caz Tailby I was actually hoping for Duck Duck Explorer

[@udhayk27]

only if you use the apple windows pc

[@stiky5972]

How about Firefox Explorer, or Safari Edge?

[@atruepanda1782]

"Computering" That's the best word I've ever heard.

[@adampoultney8737]

Also the term I used for gcse computer science through the course

[@connorwelcher]

It exists. I got one from buzzfeed

[@antonioscendrategattico2302]

There's an entire saga about the Google Bing Lady. It's hilarious, and also an interesting psychological case study about old people who refuse to learn new things.

[@deathprize88]

Google Bing:*exists* Internet Safari: Am I a jokening to you?

[@jevilthedeviljester747]

Joke*

[@johnwolf2349]

@@jevilthedeviljester747 * r/wooosh

[@apollo4294]

*safari explorer of the internet

[@VulpisFoxfire]

I thinking I am havening to find other tech supports. :-) (Tech Tales reader, too?)

[@Burn_Angel]

Opera Firefox that works only on Mac Linux.

[@KiraMermaid]

Jokes on you, I have a Doctorum in Computering! Now give me a free Yugo plush before I revirus your Google Bing!! Thanks

[@Yarne314]

Actually I have a computering level 2 degree

[@Ragehunger]

Actually, I have a Certificate of Proficiency in Anti-malware. Neither FBI, CIA, or even Anonymous can handle my expertise in coding and encryption. If rSlash actually tries to plant another virus on my computer, I could actually just reroute the virus to his KZbin channel and effectively have it terminated. Actually!

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

I have tumblr anon status. Therefore, I've scored me some magic anon powers, and am immune to any virus! Also, I've been subbed since I believe the second episode of r/entitledparents, so ha.

[@brycewatts2461]

People like those in this thread are an insult to those with actual degrees in computer science.

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

@@brycewatts2461 r/whoosh

[@joesauvageau]

“Your device will literally explode” Me: purposely doesn’t subscribe 10 seconds pass Me: gosh darn it so close

[@user2C47]

**25,000,000 isoton antimatter explosion*

[@Corvus__]

@@user2C47 THat'S a Lot Of DaMAgE! I don't think any amount of flex tape can fix that.

[@user2C47]

@@Corvus__ Probably enough damage to turn a large county into a wasteland.

[@onmicat6124]

I was already subscribed but that would mean i would have to unsubscribe to subscribe

[@umair___1]

So r u using galaxy note 7 lol

[@taisenscoolstuff732]

What search engine should I use? Google Bing: Yes

[@potatodude5327]

ecosia

[@asyaa44]

Snjssvsuxhxhevdixis Sorry

[@BBC_445]

Mega "YES"

[@zakd2124]

@@potatodude5327 The best search engine. Although Ecosia does use Bing as its engine

[@BreadMan434]

The word Computering: _exists_ Me: *Eternal Pain*

[@synckar6380]

Parents in a conversation at a party: My son is majoring in computering! Any sane person: Ummm, can you specify? Parent: You know, the one with the keyboards and green sheets. Yeah, I called motherboards green sheets before I knew what they were.

[@myboringopinion7965]

The "Google Bing" story was hilarious. I got a good laugh from it. Especially since the caller claimed to be good at "computering". If that were true, they wouldn't need to call tech support for help. Also, they would know that Google and Bing are two different search engines. It made a little more sense when it turned out to be Bing set to Google Chrome.

[@jeffdachinn6776]

mum:”so ____, what did you learn today?” kid:”i learned 2 new words mummy” mum:”and what were they, ____?” kid:”computering and googlebing!” mum:”...”

[@Corvus__]

Dad: Well we tried. (Pulls out gun) Look away hunny.

[@TotallyRealistic]

@@Corvus__ Gonna smack the kid with a beer belly or something? XD

[@Corvus__]

@@TotallyRealistic Just realized that I accidentally spelled gut instead of gun... WHOOPS LOL!

[@Arristuff]

@@Corvus__ do not remove that is more funny

[@Corvus__]

@@Arristuff Too bad. Fixed it.

[@Purplethingyt]

Can't leave clever comment because I can't find google bing to look one up

[@Mousefartz]

Then you need the new supercharged browser, used by NASA... Google Ultron; ultronbrowser.io/

[@xxcosmicsakuraxx3074]

I'm using duckduckgay

[@FractalParadox]

That last two stories be like "I'm calling to ask for the tools to illegally stalk people"

[@phant0]

How I wish the last one unfolded: "Well, do you know anywhere else that can?" "Yes, here is the address. Tell them exactly your situation and they will take care of it for you" (hand them the address of the local police station)

[@DragonAurora]

THAT would have been awesome.

[@JDthegamer209]

16:07 But what if I'm already subscribed? Will my device still explo- **Nuclear Explosion**

[@LordDinosaur]

**Calls 911 on Rslash**

[@abdomostafa7420]

.

[@danielyakam2437]

Bruh just unsub then resub

[@skywatcher458]

@@danielyakam2437 I have no time for th- *Explosion*

[@OneBorko]

Lol, ima antivaxx witch will die in 2 weeks, and ik viruses are good for you, so the outro doesn't effect me :) lol smh (joke) i wand to speak to the antivaxx dead baby's police manager cuz i can't install gta v online on my nokia for free!

[@rose-byte]

"This is _____ how may I help you?" "WHERE'S GOOGLE BING???"

[@2themoon863]

In the same cemetery as Mr. Crosby?

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

Ah, yes. Chandler's long lost brother, Google.

[@theonlydorita]

I love when rslash can't stop laughing during a story. It makes the story that much better.

[@wasteland_gz]

Ahh yes the famous “google bing” everyone’s favourite search engine

[@thebeandealer5601]

Have you forgotten about FireChrome?

[@kris1774]

@@PepiOnLine Opera Safari*

[@peakpettammarong2834]

i will now learn *COMPUTERING* to code "Google Bing"

[@nikkiofthevalley]

You do that, you do that.

[@DaniyalQureshiOfficial]

Why does this comment not have thousands of likes!? XD

[@2007priyajha]

And do Firereme

[@natalieeuley1734]

This needs to become a permanent series on this channel. I love it even more than entitledparents; didn't think it was possible

[@kylewagner8464]

Crazy Woman: "WHERE IS GOOGLE BING" Me: This is only the beginning. Just wait until she discovers Ecosia.

[@papermonkeyminer8116]

"WHY CAN'T I FIND THE DUCKDUCKGO ECOSIA?"

[@hoisaac6072]

where is chrome internet explorer???

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Is it any good?

[@MitchellTF]

Seeing the first story again...I have the mental image of the Executive leaving his office "Where is Karen? "She got fired." "Oh...can I get a new assistant? I need coffee." And that's his entire plot.

[@ExpertCobra-tn1vt]

6:50 the price is approximately 1000 if the 7 and 6s were bought new, if not and bought recently, about 600 bucks - Aspiring Apple employee

[@wardedthorn6523]

"Aspiring" So did you apply to work there or something? There isn't really much of a gray area in terms of employment...

[@ExpertCobra-tn1vt]

Warded Thorn no I’m a kid but I’m really good with tech

[@jonmuir13]

ExpertCobra1911 stick with it. I was like you, until I got into music. It’ll make you more money than music will make me.

[@isham7920]

@@ExpertCobra-tn1vt like the type who's good with tech cause he can plug a PS3 into a TV? lol

[@ExpertCobra-tn1vt]

Isham no the one you will be talking to about negotiating a deal for building a pc for you...

[@Mystic-Aidan]

Wait, how am I supposed to get rid of the virus if I’m already subscribed? Hello? Teach support? HELLO?! *click*

[@kamo7293]

"I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU ALL FIRED"

[@twisted3543]

Mystic Bros. Um I’m gonna need info lol

[@ri1681]

Twisted I’m sorry I need your password for you to continue

[@8vantor8]

you never got it in the first place also as long as you failed to click the link thats hiden in the vid your good

[@gamezerox]

Tech support here. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[@olillin]

Rslash: Your device will literally explode Entitled Parents: *Blows up device "by accident" and sues rslash*

[@justinlamb5738]

No one: Literally no one: No one in the universe: One lady: WhY DId yoU DeLEtE GoOGle BiNG

[@kayleas5328]

everyone: because it gave us cancer

[@xxcosmicsakuraxx3074]

We use Duckduckgay now

[@mrjaku633]

I think that r/talesfromtechsupport is going to be ny favourite, because it involves a lot of atories where people who don't know anything about computering argue with someone who knows everything about it

[@xxcosmicsakuraxx3074]

I read a story, saying they needed to restart the pc, so it was restarted, days later, the same person called to scream that all their downloaded apps were gone.

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Did you really just use "computering" in a sentence without sarcasm or irony? Please tell me the tone was just lost in transmission.

[@Attaxalotl]

I know everything about tech support, I looked it up on Google Bing.

[@wta1518]

Kingsnake Command I personally use Macrohard Goggle, but you do you

[@therealbubble4696]

@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Computering is a totally legitemate sentence, look it up on your Google Bing.

[@One-Crazy-Cat]

Ugh. I’ve heard the “it’s very important” so many times in support it’s lost all meaning. Everything is very important. And everyone is always a super engineer yet they call for help.

[@mundanerock410]

rSlash, I have to say this, You have an amazing Entitled Parent voice! I perfectly describes how entitled they sound and makes fun of them at the same time. Keep up the good work!

[@deanaedebouse1308]

Octopus! Octopus! You're too good. I'm dying, love your voice :)

[@ShafiMehedic]

I like the occasional giggle in between reading the posts.

[@Xynful]

I think "bing = browser" "Google Bing = Google Browser" "The Bing = The Browser"

[@mate_on_f7916]

Lol

[@kayleas5328]

it'd be hilarious if the shortcut opened up a search for google on bing

[@Xynful]

@@kayleas5328 Hahahahha xD

[@wichaelalone]

Google is android android is Google gndroid is aoogle

[@homerola2]

@@wichaelalone angle is goodroid

[@ocanium5921]

Computers: *exist* Entitled Moms: CoMpUtErInG

[@melyukagacha8568]

Lol yez

[@NamEhcatsoum]

*Goigle bong*

[@co-opmarble7279]

0:06 “computering” is how I know this is gonna be good

[@peterusmc20]

Oh no I'm already subscribed so I can't stop my phone from blowing up! *Throws it down the 6th, 5th and 4th story stairwells instead*

[@sarkandrago3222]

Well at least you got out of the basement.

[@uwontm8825]

HeY wHeReS *G O O G L E B I N G ?*

[@theratking3075]

Btw anyone else notice that her abbreviation is EA and she just wants more and more?

[@sarkandrago3222]

@@theratking3075 hay notice how we pay you to spy on us, as much as I despise E.A and there business practices, your a little hypocritical Mr/Ms. Pot.

[@theratking3075]

@@sarkandrago3222 well dang we've been found out Well least we dont endorse gambling for children (I'm looking at you 60% of multiplayer games)

[@hellspawnstudios]

"GoOgLe BiNg" I am D E C E A S E D.

[@mareoio4141]

And my heart rate is no more

[@intelchip_x86]

@@mareoio4141 and so is my breathing

[@mareoio4141]

@@intelchip_x86 and so is my limphatic system

[@Emlif]

AT 11:24 WHEN APACHE STARTED SCREAMIN MY BLUETOOTH HEADHONES GAVE ME THE "LOW BATTERY PLEASE RECHARGE HEADSET" AT THE PERFECT TIME..

[@sethraelthebard5459]

Congrats on the 1 million subs slash! You've made my mornings brighter!

[@Eightstrings_3D]

* goes to apple store * CaN yOu FiX mY SaMSuNg gALaxY S10!

[@DanaTheInsane]

Yes, they can throw it away and give them a phone that isn’t a piece of shit.

[@zynstein]

by not a piece of shit do you mean no £999? @@DanaTheInsane I mean, its genuinely cheaper to buy solid aluminium to the mass of their monitor stand than buying the stand itself

[@braakwame_]

@@DanaTheInsane you've probably never used a good phone in your life

[@markarca6360]

The last story is a classic example of social engineering. Big thanks that the helpdesk staff on duty never gave in, and Karen's stepson had invoken his "right to be forgotten".

[@russellhess8765]

Executive Assitant = Draco Malfoy. Just replace Executive with my father.

[@synflwr]

JUST WAIT UNTIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS YOU FILTHY LITTLE MUDBLOOD

[@Firan25]

Or any other spoiled child with a rich daddy.

[@synflwr]

@The Media Norman So pretty much every day?

[@netbis-marek-duda]

Google Bing lady reminded me one of my customers... "Someone stole my MS PowerPoint App, I can not find it anywhere" - she just had desktop full of shortcuts and did not see it :D

[@lesbarathirdir5178]

"Executive will hear about this!" "He already has and he denied your claim."

[@sanicthehoghedge8053]

rslash: Has done hundreds of episodes with thousands of funny voices and hilarious jokes keeping a straight voice Google bing: Imma bout to end this mans whole career

[@oneheckofabanana2016]

Solution for the first story: just buy her an old Nokia 3310. Only downside is that next week the stairs and walls around it might have a few extra holes and dents.

[@Veemon657]

am I the only one that fell like banging my head on a cement wall after hearing google bing

[@pebblethegreat4738]

Fans: We Want More Puppy Bloopers rSlash: 😏

[@eppufin1565]

Yay a new subreddit! Been waiting for this, good work r/slash!

[@coleduckie4758]

My four year old sister was watching this video and she threw my phone across the room. I thought 'wtf' she said Ahh a virus! I asked her what she was watching and she said that funny man you tells stories. luckily my phone has survived its flight and I watched this video and realized what happened. LOL thanks Rslash! Lucky for you I was already subscribed

[@raelynmorava2426]

rSlash: "If you don't subscribe in 10 seconds, your phone is going to explode!" Me: *looks at my Samsung* I guess it is your time to shine.

[@lethfuil]

I just want back my Linux Edge and than my iPornHub.

[@wesleymays1931]

That actually sounds like a cool name for a Linux distro

[@alvarorey9308]

Therapist: Google Bing doesn't exist. It won't hurt you. Google Bing:

[@ProSureString]

LMAO

[@brehwtf]

Lady: *Google Bing* Also Lady: *I have a certficate in computering* Also ALSO Lady: *Dumb af* Also Also ALSO Lady: *Next time dont mess around with my computer*

[@EarthHDD]

Me: Starts bing and writes the letter G Bing: Ah schnitzel, here we go again...

[@kris1774]

What starts with G? Gay porn?

[@spiralphoenix9839]

She had an iPhone 7. The new phone was an iPhone 6. They use the same cases.

[@willowomega829]

Haha jokes on you I've been subscribed since I found you so I'm safe from all your sorcery!

[@Monogatari_]

Damn you made that joke 1 day earlier than me!

[@mayojar3718]

The PHONE fell into her water bottle what is this phone thickness 1 centimeter (Assuming it's a cylinder)

[@melyukagacha8568]

She was using it while bathing is what she meant XD

[@riles8435]

Your laugh is really contagious bro, I was chuckling for like half this video.

[@theriverstigs]

"well do you know anywhere else that can show me?" "yeah. prison."

[@AngeredFiber]

And if your lucky enough the nice people there can even show you what happens if you drop soap

[@everdeft]

Good thing I’m already subscribed. Now I don’t have to worry about that very real virus. I’m certified in computering after all and that virus was very clearly real.

[@Scalpel69SGandmore]

Weird flex but ok

[@jamesrobbins1856]

@@Scalpel69SGandmore MEEEEEE

[@Corvus__]

@@jamesrobbins1856 You what? Krank dat soldaboy?

[@itsybitsybosmer]

The assistant in the first story sounds like Draco Malfoy the way she keeps shouting that "Executive will hear about this!"

[@alpitu21]

Note : this comment is a lie and i was doing these types of things since i was 3 and trying to resolve myself from this... please leave comments with rude things. Nobody: Literally nobody: Customer: Google Bing Me: Internet chrome😂 (no jokes i really thought that when i was like 6 7 or smth

[@hamadalhorr6521]

Chrome the explorer

[@justdenks]

Sister of Safari the Explorer

[@pandawolf10]

Google Bing 👎 Firefox Safari 👍

[@JackyDacky]

Firefox Explorer

[@GiordanDiodato]

i mean, Chrome is a browser for the internet. so you're not exactly wrong.

[@emperorfranz5415]

There needs to be an entitled people filters! Because "I nEEEEEEd this"

[@weqweqkweq7264]

why are you here mein kaiser

[@erenakay8873]

*throws filter from 5th floor to 4th floor*

[@emperorfranz5415]

@@erenakay8873 Oh yes thank you

[@emperorfranz5415]

@@weqweqkweq7264 The Kaiser is my ally. I am from Austro Hungary...

[@ficialintelligence1869]

r/slash (Google Bing) story: r/slash. You've set the bar high. The next guy I date _must_ have your giggle. It's pure joy to listen to. It's equal parts "childhood joy" and "WTF! Get a load of this."

[@coolguy-vk9iv]

"If you don't subscribe right now, your device will literally explode" Me: *Rushes to unsubscribe and resubscribe out of pure and utter fear*

[@captainham2808]

Wait a sec I'm already subbed to rslash so am I saf- *Phone explodes*

[@Tyler.Burleson]

16:03 "So if you don't subscribe in the next 10 seconds, your device will literally explode" Next video in the TalesFromTechSupport Playlist "STOP! Your Computer will EXPLODE"

[@deppresormkll2967]

She prottec She attac But most importantly she use google bing

[@danidelahunty3196]

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[@deppresormkll2967]

U have to delete that message now or I will sue u!

[@dpwellman]

Best call I got began as follows: "My Microsoft don't work..."

[@dpwellman]

@The Media Norman Sometime my CPU turns off on its own. It's a Packard Bell Intel. . . .

[@surlywithfabshoes]

I totally love how you crack up when reading the most ridiculous/funny/dumb commentaries. I’ve been listening to these all evening and the voice you use for the ‘entitled’ is spot on! Great content, great channel.

[@danajohnson6273]

It's a great thing to see "rSlash 1 M Subscribers" below the vid. Awesome.

[@DreemyDreemz]

Wow, I read rSlash as Russian. I seriously need to sleep.

[@freakboy220]

In Soviet Russia, Russian is read as rSlash

[@cloudblue3176]

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[@iheartkiecats]

7:00 I keep coming back to this video just to hear you laugh at google bing again

[@sugarwaffle]

“Google Bing” Top ten best anime crossovers of all time

[@therealmckoy6772]

Better then infinity war and Endgame

[@mady6827]

Best reddit channel on KZbin hands down! Keep it up my guy you’re killing it

[@jevilthedeviljester747]

*couch* voiceyhere *couch*

[@PeakJoe]

I just imagine OP in the first story looking down with a cup of coffee with a smug ass look on his face

[@sofie2902]

when he started yelling "I HAVE INSTALLED A VIRUS ON YOUR DEVICE" i almost dropped my food... thanks pal

[@alienindisguise5546]

You need to get antibiotics Quick

[@lastyear5291]

EA: I was just using it and it fell into my water bottle. Me: That is literally impossible with like any water bottle unless you have the cap off of those big ones.

[@Corvus__]

And it has to be an older style phone like a flip phone or domino style phone (screen on top, really thin, buttons on bottom, doesn't flip open or close) just to fit.

[@liammaps2700]

I’m a simple guy, I was quite literally raised in a barn, and my best friend is a wolf named Dave. He loves salami. So, I’m a walkin talking stereotype, yet I have the manners of a Canadian stereotype. Mostly because I am Canadian... I have everything I want and need right here. What I’m trying to say is, technology has affected humanity in a way that to some people it’s a miracle, and to others it’s their life. What really makes a brat, a brat, is how they’re raised. Like bowser, he wasn’t evil until kamek an evil sorcerer kidnapped him. It wasn’t until he was being taken care of by an evil person that he turned into the villain that he is today, and even now he still is friendly to the main hero, by going on trips, go carting, playing sports, and even parties!

[@legohero8396]

rSlash background music: exists Word cookies:am I a joke to you?!

[@shirokodaki9598]

EA: I think this is a good place to break my phone. Camera System: Ladies and Gentlemen....... we got her!

[@danielm.595]

Like, what the fuck was she thinking? Why the hell would someone wreck their phone on the fricking starwell of their own company only a few days after getting it? At least wait for a few weeks.

[@creedoflies]

I worked at the IT desk at RPI for a year and I had a parent fly from California to try to trick us into giving him access to the student grade portal. He stayed cool, but stern. I decided to print out the thing that says students choose whether or not parents can see their info (fema I think). He then tried to figure out where his kids form was, but A) we didnt have access (a different place on campus that my roommate worked has that) and B) he couldn't know as the student made their fema private. Daddy couldn't get what he wanted, but at least he was respectful.

[@dune_strider3055]

Rslash: You’re device will literally explode. Me: GRENADE!!!

[@DarukaEon]

Frag out! Frag out!

[@dune_strider3055]

We’re going danger close!