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[@phynchen8139]

Will: "Is that Aquaman?" George: *triggered*

[@iamyourmother47]

Me, I am George

[@willwhite1132]

Really, thanks, I’m deaf so I didn’t know

[@eoinbrown6646]

@@willwhite1132 wait, am I getting wooshed here? Are you really deaf?

[@sandradiogo_]

Peepa semen

[@sandradiogo_]

Peepa semen

[@rwilliams_2465]

“What are you gonna do, j*zz on a memory stick?” Obviously George, how else are we meant to know p.

[@GaMeOvEr12454]

Dna is programmable. You can create Dna from a script file and convert it into actual Dna. Not even bsing

[@airqx2808]

@@GaMeOvEr12454 what so I could put 50 TB of hentai in my actual DNA

[@ihavetopowerofgodandanimeo2551]

"let's sacrifice Alex"

[@wilqz4497]

Happily

[@sorablox7551]

666 likes the sacrifice can begin

[@darcihall4799]

OMG YES YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON YOUR SIDE

[@Mem-mw6th]

Love the name 👍

[@thoushallnotsimp4813]

.__.

[@despicablyawesome]

love how this is just them taking turns explaining the joke to the other and complaining about only every other pun, they really can’t make up their mind

[@painterlycrumpet7253]

despicablyawesome I can’t tell if you’re hating or trying to be funny

[@ky6701]

what will george and will do if reddit ever shuts down

[@fb_lighe5671]

K Y get a job down Tesco

[@heisenberg2683]

bully more adolescence

[@radinrowhani8720]

Planet zoo

[@jackstamp1438]

fb_lighe 56 no Luton 😂😂

[@marissamorrow4851]

K Y hardly post

[@wendydiask]

“Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.” Isn’t that basically what domestic abuse looks like

[@shorthairkorra]

will and george have a love hate relationship

[@ilike_racecars]

5486290

[@sunnex474]

That’s technically the truth

[@ppd4282]

Technically the truth

[@S4intp4bl0]

@When bread on a stick no

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

eh kinda but i cant finish my sentences

[@lucyosu]

are you and josh still mates he hasn’t been on this channel in months

[@owenoastler101]

they probably had a defacation boogie disco

[@thewearywriter2974]

After he killed George’s mate in Minecraft it was never the same

[@lucyosu]

The weary writer i mean true

[@Cumdaemon]

You're a clown

[@tomoakle2629]

Kai, well you watch anime soooooo...

[@hahano9964]

I love how george literally stole a joke from this reddit for a tiktok 😂

[@cowsrbeefy]

Nobody: Will’s head⬜️ Edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger

[@lizanneconway5140]

@@cowsrbeefy what

[@etngod2725]

Whos will and @CowsRbeefy I see that to he does have a square head

[@hahano9964]

CowsRbeefy it was the ‘if your being robbed, just say no, they can’t legally rob you’ or smth like that

[@f1fan316]

@@lizanneconway5140 only redditors get it Basically gold is a Reddit award that some people give for stupidly unfunny jokes

[@hjonk6999]

george: lets sacrifice alex also george: is literally wearing a virgin hoodie

[@kriichan6100]

Will saying "you're telling me Kenji's bulking" is funnier than the whole of reddit ngl

[@krishpuri8858]

TTT-SACRIFICE VIRGINS MEMEULOUS- WEARS A HOODIE THAT SAYS VIRGIN ME- OH NO

[@jowsok]

Bahahaha

[@jowsok]

Funny

[@PalnPWN]

WHY IS THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS

[@handysanitizer8352]

9:43 Will: is that aqua man? Me: oh my lord

[@aspectdot]

*George in a previous video: Who even makes reddit videos anymore.*

[@connor-bq4dy]

T'was the art of irony m'lad. *tips fedora*

[@darrenhutcheon9323]

Definitely not sarcasm

[@kevinlara1295]

@@darrenhutcheon9323 no shit

[@easybrezzzy479]

WillNe: would you rather pipe Candace or the mom? Candace: *15*

[@fynnla.e]

Yeah she was 15 when the show came out. Not now.

[@sammi4008]

I was the 69th like you're welcome

[@lucasboros4651]

@@sammi4008 who actually cares

[@panda_coffeeanimation1992]

IM happy he said the mom because Candace is *15 years old*

[@rajik1831]

But Candace has not aged in any way right?

[@totaldramafan69420]

Apart from the movie where they time travel.

[@galoisdeer2660]

10 minutes of people explaining obvious jokes to each other when one of them doesn’t understand it is my favorite kind of 10 minutes.

[@aR0ttenBANANA]

I mean, they're both humans so technically they do have some common things.

[@kelsey5511]

r/woosh

[@darrenhutcheon9323]

Jake The Dawg what are you woooooshing

[@wilbur3220]

Jake The Dawg You know you should be woooosh-ing yourself?

[@alphen9487]

@@kelsey5511 leave.

[@kelsey5511]

haha yes hold up whilst i CRY

[@bella4647]

The last time I was this early Will still made qna’s

[@EHc0325]

RIP Will’s QnAs

[@viennas.]

@@EHc0325 he had like 6 right?

[@xdtaylorlr4251]

I love when there’s a star guest because the pictures he uses is jokes

[@nelliesnose5648]

4:47 that would genuinely imply that I was not born under the sign of the bees because I don’t have “at least a few friends” ... was I born in another universe?

[@cineweb1778]

Petition for Kenji to have his own channel.

[@knosat6643]

I would love it if George did a Reddit video with Kenji instead of a person.

[@nebula541]

idk if he did at the time of this comment but he did get one

[@hiitsyahboi1954]

Robber: let me rob you! Me: No! Robber: *Gets depressed whilst walking away*

[@CasperSpencer]

Robber*

[@sofiaguisela]

How they gonna be sacrificing Alex if he’s constantly giving them hickeys 🙄

[@annai1992]

I love how half of this is just you guys explaining the posts to each other

[@ruqayaazam2063]

I saw 2 other responses to the "what's considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich?" one was "being bilingual" and the other was "not raising your own children"

[@m0tht33th6]

That *AQUAMAN* actually scared me

[@zetaj9065]

Will: Wait... They're exactly the same Me: they are pyramids, it's a shape

[@oglhi9634]

“do you just jizz on a memory stick?” - george 2019, the biggest lad

[@venus818]

A Q U A M A N ! ? Mermaid Man didn't defeat the Dirty Bubble, Manray, and various other aquatic based villains for this sort of blatant disrespect

[@Robbonigg4]

Will "the pyramids are exactly the same" me "facepalms so hard leaves a slap mark on the planet of the earth.

[@luluwierzbicka]

Ah yes global warming happend cause we stopped sacrificing virgins and they are running low up in heaven

[@10000Subs]

No one: No one: Im no one

[@ri7591]

14 year olds: no one thinks you're pretty no one likes you no one thinks you're cool Im No OnE

[@TophatMilo]

Hello no one

[@10000Subs]

@@ri7591 wow that is very D E E P

[@10000Subs]

@@TophatMilo I'm not no one no one is

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

@@ri7591 9 year olds*

[@risinglava9550]

5:14 that’s my post! :D

[@neyma1975]

Ur funny

[@totaldramafan69420]

7:07 It is Simon from the Inbetweeners, It's off a film called the festival.

[@prodbykaji]

0:59 "That's the sacrifice *Alex* " _okay then_

[@powder_kat]

"Lets"

[@jjharris565]

The guy that talked about the space signal called space explorer mike follows me on twitter

[@ilikewilly1919]

It was Simon! It’s a film called Festival highly recommended

[@purplepaldo]

4:01 no hesitation from george there, guess he's thought about this before

[@l1bby1235]

love you guys , best youtubers going tbf

[@eerixz9841]

That moment when he called him alexx lkmao

[@powder_kat]

I at first thought that as well, but then realised he really said: "Let's sacrifice Alex." ((To the sun gods or whatever)) 00:58

[@mart11n-46]

Wasn’t Candice under age *George subtly calls the cops on will *

[@microwave14ry54]

2:14 George: also, ouzo- Will: oh it's a particularly horrible spirit Me, a greek: .... *yes-*

[@neilfoster4157]

6:26 it was actually from a microwave lmao

[@_zingi6272]

Memeulous at the end of the video- ahah haha

[@whitebelle]

your last laugh leading into the outro made me LAUGHHHHHHH

[@itfcitfcitfc]

3:30 maybe because he supposedly lives at the North Pole 😂😂😂

[@danjf7483]

I love how Will knows about the god cards and proper yugioh stuff

[@zariyashah8597]

rlly enjoying all these subreddits

[@nolastname1924]

0:08 Will wasn't using his hands for that clap 👀

[@gamingwithnicko1942]

As a Greek, ouzo is soooo good

[@willisanangle5967]

I LOVE THAT ITS WITH WILLLL

[@HI-mm5oj]

7:10. It is simon from the imbetweeners but its from the movie, the festival

[@carculture2960]

I though you were going to say: '' I'm here with JackSucksatlife "

[@joelmckendry5569]

4:05 Will candice is 15 she's underage

[@Liggliluff]

(6:40) Pretty sure if you earn some money as a child and spend it at the store, you're paying value added TAX or sales TAX. Also pretty sure if you earn enough income as a child, albeit rare, you'll have to pay income tax on that too. Then also, not everyone might get a job at 18, therefore aside from aforementioned VAT, you might still not pay any taxes as an adult.

[@mink4786]

WEEEEY WE GOT AN AD LADS

[@natalya-0964]

George explaining the joke to will is so amusing

[@bailey1259]

uploaded 29 seconds ago, ive never been this early wow

[@gracex9161]

your last name lol

[@Cytise91]

george last video: What kind of person makes reddit videos? also george:

[@point9805]

I now understand why he posted that tik tok yesterday

[@myfavs5393]

Oprah and Channing could bridge the gap between them. Strip Channing of his white man clothes - fancy tuxedo and patent leather shoes and black tie - and give them to Oprah. Dress him up in Oprah's tent. Comb Oprah's hair with a side part. Turn Channing's white man hair into an afro. And don't let him wear shoes. Make him more of a free humble spirit.

[@nicop6165]

George flexing his year 9 science skills to cover up the fact that he has crippling dyslexia for 10 minutes

[@Poobwar]

Post: We should make Virgin sacrifices for the sun god again George, wearing a Virgin t-shirt: We should sacrifice Alex

[@alyssaaa7772]

3:40 my dumbass just said “not if you’re adopted”

[@LiamVDB1]

6:10 will : Its the same dude Me : No it isn’t look at the @

[@peterhardisty6678]

8:20 the only reason that has upvotes is ppl trying to understand it

[@caterace7894]

I’m just saying Brando doesn’t have a garage and thinks donuts are healthy

[@Chaimelo]

When you hear "Right okay so" you know you're in for a treat

[@surugg]

i love it when you explain the jokes to me

[@yxngsnoodle1300]

IDK why but I pissed myself laughing when I first looked at the thumbnail

[@theogage1540]

Wills laugh is so cute😂

[@owenmatthews8541]

The last time I was this early Well…just ask my ex

[@yuh5470]

The running picture of Simon from the inbetweeners is from a 2018 film called The festival

[@sedlon2722]

last time I was this early nobody wrote these types of comments yet

[@jasonnoon]

7:02 that is Simon from the inbetweeners. He's just in a different movie called the festival

[@TenkoLunar]

i was literally just watching one of your vids

[@carousel8214]

Will: That looks like something from Yu Gi Oh George *flashbacks to the card*

[@ooogabooga7949]

9:43 cancel willne

[@leewhite4955]

4:02 *nonce radar goes off* 4:06 *nonce radar says George is alright*

[@lwilliams1280]

4:10 and the fact that candice is a child

[@rooster7784]

At 2:39 Aye is pronounced I

[@aditisrivastava9226]

Thinking about the collegehumor cameo in this video

[@jainilpandit8435]

In 1:00 george calls will, alex

[@Bruh-en6dh]

Pengting

[@stephenasmith4666]

Yes it was Simon from Inbetweeners. He was in a film about a festival and that’s from it

[@sebd3560]

yes it is simon , its from the festival

[@zainjaved18]

Last time i was this early George was still making videos about BTG.

[@diarmidthomson7878]

"how many songs can your balls hold?" - William Lenney 2k19

[@Steve12314]

yes it is simon from the inbetweeners it is from a film called the festival

[@downthedrain782]

Why'd he say Rakesh like that lmao

[@bigguy-dd5qn]

8:49 wow george weird how that’s on ya tiktok as well

[@user-dg3du3ek8p]

is anybody gonna talk about that profile picture at 1:05 😳

[@jessscrt9388]

if it was their nephew (9:12) then that means he has been a dad for longer because yes

[@TheSoggybiscuit108]

7:05 He literally ran past the tents

[@CubeyyGaming]

This video hurt my brain, George had to explain jokes to Will... WhAT!?

[@jordylaird3165]

Pls do facecam they make these so much better

[@benspiffenthusiast8814]

9:40 George is cultured, will is not

[@tjilyinc4998]

We have to sacrifice Memeuless to the sun gods

[@slothloth]

*PAY ATTENTION* Fun fact, if your pet tipled in size then his skin would grow x3 of it’s original size, right? The problem with this is that if the animal’s skin tipled in size, then his insides would grow x30 times. This is because there is more than one layer of insides to an animal, the whole thing is full of insides. If it’s hard to get your head around, then think of it like this. You have a laundry basket, filled to the brim with dirty laundry. If it tripled in size, than the laundry inside will grow as well, but significantly more. And so if your dog for example tripled in size, the dog would look uncomfortable for a few moments, turn red of heat and finally explode into a big pile of dog guts and bones. Don’t try to think too hard about it.