r/teenagers | bruh

[@JustCallMeFran-i6v]

Matt Rose and EmKay are actively interfering with each other (or at least just making passing references)

[@aqeh.7688]

And I am loving it

[@sxkb]

8:50 Wait - Lexy left Emkay‽ Noooooo! (Also, that must be why I haven't heard her in a while)

[@DeepSubmerge]

Yep, focusing on her own channel, of course Damien did also so… can never say never to a return.

[@sxkb]

@DeepSubmerge Thanks for the update 👍

[@timburlingame5893]

Yeah months ago

[@aribantala]

An actual usage of Interrobang‽ How peculiar!

[@sxkb]

@@aribantala Thank you for noticing. I enjoy using interrobangs where appropriate and I really think that people should should use it, as well as the irony indicator (‘⸮’), more

[@BrittinayBella]

Happy birthday to that guy

[@PartyGooberYippee]

🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉

[@theominouspigeon]

happy birthday that guy

[@TheSkelesbian]

You havent finished it yet lol

[@snorlav]

​@@TheSkelesbianand?

[@Wolfhound_15]

Yesterday was my birthday

[@CanyonALynn]

​@Wolfhound_15Happy belated B-DAY Wolf!

[@Wolfhound_15]

@@CanyonALynn thanks

[@theraPISSED_1]

1:29 i remember on halloween i was beetlejuice for fun and the amount of people who came up to me and said why so serious and did really bad beetboxing killed me

[@madd.Rosé]

As a Beetlejuice fan, I would've been low-key offended and might've looked at them like they were less than not smart.

[@PartyGooberYippee]

I like even after a year people still have the mushroom cult profile😭

[@theraPISSED_1]

@PartyGooberYippee ngl i've just been too lazy to change it lol

[@theraPISSED_1]

@@madd.Rosé i would've been annoyed if i knew what they were talking about

[@PartyGooberYippee]

@theraPISSED_1 cool. I hope you never change it

[@aaa11128]

1:43 MATT ROSE MENTIONED RAAAHHH

[@Larsen_illustrations]

SKULL EMOJI!

[@TheOrangePick]

SKULLLLLLLEMOJIIIIIIIII

[@TomokoHimeko]

SKULL E-MOJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SunnyAndMoonyGirl]

SKKKKUUUULLLLL EEEEMMMMOOOJJIIII 💀

[@Nixias_]

SKULLLL EMOJIIIIII

[@iwatchcasually]

9:47 is social anxiety at its PEAK

[@AydinKara-q9s]

Lol. I spend 5 hours 😈

[@flopsuma]

It can be way worse. I know from expierience

[@Aa-ps4vv]

I havent experienced it beforehand ​@flopsuma

[@nidyaarak]

🍉

[@Bahbinton4661]

1:17 you’re right. “hoyaa” is some old shit

[@ArchangelEdwards]

Adastra is a furry visual novel... And a very good one at that. I shall say no more.

[@Captainwowzerz]

i recognised the renpy logo so i knew it was a visual novel.

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

4:45 good on this guy for getting FH4 before it got delisted

[@mauro27279]

1:27 iirc, the Jonkler is some shitpost version of The Joker from the Batman Arkham subreddit which is infamous for being Reddit's brainrot palace together with r/Silksong and r/Deltarune.

[@colinbrown3170]

3:51 the fridge looks like what we wish a college budget would get . 🍜

[@lilyphillips7083]

1:49 Matt rose reference in an emkay video💀

[@Smelly_boots13]

Basically the same, but one is funnier

[@lilyphillips7083]

You're saying Matt Rose is more funny or damien. ​@Smelly_boots13

[@matthewlopetegui6204]

@Smelly_boots13it angers me that i won’t know which one

[@оІІәН]

​@@matthewlopetegui6204 Def Matt rose

[@matthewlopetegui6204]

@@оІІәН agreed

[@scuffedcontentfr]

1:55 SKULLLLLEMOOOOJIIIIIIIII

[@kiwibird6671]

7:12 Literally the best Trump impression I’ve heard in my life out of nowhere

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

10:35 I think I genuinely died a little inside after hearing this-

[@Bupboy]

1:10 damien wait until you hear about memes in the early 2000's that could survive YEARS without being unfunny Also, as a teenager, i DO NOT claim this guy, he is not one of us

[@augisterman3685]

Finally getting some Matt Rose representation 💀

[@Tsunamicat108]

SKULLEMOJIIII

[@Ivycat11]

SKUUUULLLLLLLEEEEEEMMMMMOOOJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@RenRenNumberTen]

Skull Emoji™

[@pewgarpolls]

for real

[@lem0nbread_6]

what if matt rose and emkay collab or smth

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

1:41 I JUST GOT FINISHED WATCHING HIM LMAO

[@vismaykedilaya1318]

mood. my birthday was a few days ago and i got a math final. happy birthday to that guy.

[@Unikay]

9:04 "it shouldn't do this I don't think" is such a funny way to put it cause they intentionally saudered the processor in the most obscure fashion that could possibly ever function

[@EduardoFerreira-yi4qc]

i remember seeing a joke post saying that a guy was so happy when he got at least a pepsi, ruffles chips and a balloon on his birthday. come on those people deserve better than that

[@mage1439]

Damien, I say this with all the love I have: you're a weird fucking guy. 🤣

[@VidNudistKid]

5:32 Adastra?! That's super niche… wait… that icon… that's not the gay furry VN, is it?

[@lokilao9081]

A D A S T R A ?! It is the gay furry vn

[@VidNudistKid]

@lokilao9081 that icon doesn't fit though

[@theominouspigeon]

what's a VN

[@VidNudistKid]

@@theominouspigeon visual novel

[@benjaminnel4722]

It definitely is the visual novel. That's the default ren py icon. They never bothered making an icon for the game.

[@_rd_5043]

2:35 I think it's Huge 7c

[@tardybloomer]

happy birthday to the first poster !! also can’t wait to hear Damien yap about RE when he finally plays them 🖤

[@iirosekitty]

11:03 regularly saw a guy freshman year of hs ( so we wouldve been like 14, for reference im 17 now ) wear one of those hentai hoodies to school. it was in full colour. i dont think he got bullied for it. don’t worry, you are fine

[@IcyKitty]

the 1/2 hour call and then two hours recovering from that call: that hit home

[@amfriend9160]

7:12 way too generous to think he would even think of the word “resemble”

[@MaliceTheGrey]

10:49 please end my suffering.

[@theominouspigeon]

1:43 SKULL EMOJIIIIIIII

[@ruby_from_bfdi]

"Ooh nye tye ay doo nom nom nom WAAAAHHHH" -Matt Rose

[@kleptomaniakrow]

@@ruby_from_bfdiFURBY

[@williamwray9267]

11:03 They may get made fun of, but not because of any accossciated nerdiness. If anything it would be the opposite because so much is just straight up incorrect with the timeline the shirts displaying! -Completely ignores super nintendo AND genesis/megadrive but gives the damn game gear a spot instead -Atari was WAY before 1985 (1977), that's actually when the NES came out, but for some reason they listed NES as 1986 -PS1 was 1994, not 1998 -They unintentionally listed the Dreamcast's death date instead of its birth date -Gamecube and og xbox were both in 2001 -Nintendo DS was in 2004, although I forgive them a bit on this one since the much more popular ds lite revision came in the year they listed.

[@CilesteAndSheyn]

4:50 OLBA jumpscare 🥺😭 (I love Our Life Beginnings and Always)

[@InkybrahOG]

glad to see damien (is that how you spell it idek) is back!! always missed his jokes and all around cheerful energy :)

[@xx_kittenkulture_xx1530]

7:30 Why was that trump impression unironically really good

[@kyototomokui6676]

5:32 y’all, Adastra is a furry VN game.

[@salazarslitherin1812]

LEXI COME BACK HERE

[@zanzaboonda]

Do you know what happened?

[@oofmastergamingyt]

@@zanzaboonda she retired

[@meiscoolbutmo]

NOOOOOOOO

[@oofmastergamingyt]

@@meiscoolbutmo yea she retired mid May of this year.

[@zanzaboonda]

@@oofmastergamingyt aww bummer for us, but I hope she's doing well!

[@Ziorac]

3:25 No one in that house knows how to cook and everyone has diabetes. My first thought.

[@ThisOldSkater]

4:00 I was gonna say "Robbed a convenience store in the weirdest way possible."

[@Klyxlik]

9:21 nice job editor, I am a pikmin fan.

[@JamesSpiers-i2o]

11:41 jokes on you! I asked my crush out cause I wasn’t scared! And she said yes! Haha! Take that! I only asked her to prove you wrong… Emkay got me a girlfriend…

[@ngspace9829]

gj! *pats you on the head*

[@GundamRangerX]

The little pocket on jeans is actually for pocket watches. Jeans manufacturers just never stopped adding the watch pocket when pocket watches feĺl out of favor.

[@theominouspigeon]

7:27 AAAAAA THE HORROR

[@LinkTheFusky]

what people think autism is 1:00 what autism is: *cuts my toast into squares like a 2 year old because it used to be cut like that and always has been and always will be or im ripping the rectangles in half and not even touching triangles keep that cartoon 🍑toast away from me*

[@lariel19]

8:24 A famous KZbinr who’s the primordial stone of German Minecraft letsplays will be an offscreen moderator during the film. EVERYONE who has watched his letsplay is excited for it because he deserves it and he himself feels so joyous to do it.

[@noelhutchins7366]

3:22 what comes to mind when looking at this is, Diabetes, IBS, Constipation, Compulsive & Landfills.

[@someonehavinganidentitycrisis]

12:45 these are all ancient relics, no living teen has recollection of the creation of one, only a true historian would wear such robes. So you're a nerd(derogatory) i guess?

[@butteredtoastthing]

7:28 please don't give him ideas

[@TheSkelesbian]

Dang only 201 vi-[gets punched in the face] THERE WE'VE DEALT WITH THEM, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIRST GUY

[@theodorethewyvern2640]

11:48 "Hey Fry, check out this photo!"

[@sapphiredragoncos]

9:04 LEXI SAVE US NOOOOO

[@starlightriri]

2:56 IM CACKLING

[@Zipesthemanokit]

3:17 rick and morty will be proud

[@zythrexlg09]

perfectly fucking vertical

[@mihaleben6051]

9:42 fun fact! This equals 1 It equals a drinking straw DEAR GOD

[@nikoleche_]

4:12 why is no one talking about how he recognized the root beer, had he not pointed it out i wouldntve noticed it 😭

[@CodeNascher_]

0:18 in germany, it'd be free money

[@LabRatz-Ivor]

Im suprised Damien dosent know about the origin of the jonkler

[@kaejuka6249]

STRFLT is so much funnier than it has any right to be lmao

[@alecrisser12]

9:21 In that pocket I keep an assortment of guitar pics and a Thumby.

[@BurningR3d]

3:42 I hate how I instantly see pure leaf bottles within like a second also that seems to be all pure leaf raspberry (imo the raspberry flavored Is my favorite) now I relook it seems the 3rd one from seems like green (aka unsweetened)

[@DanaBArtz]

0:12 just started and I’m already sad 😢. Happy Birthday fam❤

[@One_cats]

I am not ok watching this. Especially 10:40. Please help

[@yelljal2764]

3:47 That was the refrigerator at my Mémé's house growing up (just switch the lactaid to whole milk)

[@Slidered]

To the 5’ guy You’re fine and you’ll get taller just get your calcium and make yourself feel happy.

[@marco-ip3sd]

Happy birthday, a bunch of strangers feel for you.

[@TylerMusgrave9]

When you ask a German how much the like Fein by Travis Scott: It's fine.

[@EstherTheAlien]

1:42 Matt rose mentioned..

[@Aa-ps4vv]

Overstocked 3:24

[@nidyaarak]

Oh ye😊

[@brianray4214]

I can tell you as a teenager myself, this is the branch teenagers hate and hate that they are the loudest

[@MaverickHunter_Zero]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY fin fin fin fin

[@spider_fan_boi]

Happy birthday friend!

[@ArinStitch]

awhhhh... I'd totally be there for that guy. I'd even buy them a treat of their choosing if they wanted something other than what was on that plate (assuming they didn't get to pick)

[@aprexility5361]

Happy birthday bro know the feels🎉

[@darrelladams4188]

Frig:: is there a separate freezer? What would be the rules for me moving me???

[@AGREY-p1s]

1:48 MATT ROSE MENTIONED 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@enbyeonjvn]

omg Matt Rose mentioned ?!?!? my worlds have collided

[@TheOrangePick]

SKULLLLLLLEMOOJJIIIIIIII

[@SuperBox_Ray]

4:45 I don't know how or why but I feel like DDLC sticks out like a sore thumb here

[@lillafinan]

I'm gen alpha (hurts to say) and I'm in 11th grade next semester. Thinking back I feel like 2020 was yesterday, but at the same time I don't even remember how it was back before the pandemic. Time really does fly huh.

[@starcrashr]

To be fair, I live where I can't avoid the bears.

[@Terminape1]

Happy birthday for that first guy! 🎉🎇

[@RetroWaveBoy]

1:10 You know what else is crazy? The low taper fadee

[@QQQ_K43]

noooo my lexiiiiiiii 8:50 she was my fave 💔💔

[@torynothing4719]

I feel... old.

[@jungkookssecretaccount6421]

happy birthday dude

[@yen728]

Im sensing a bit of a theme at 5:04

[@AydinKara-q9s]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@iwatchcasually]

🎉🎉 chain

[@nidyaarak]

🎉🎉

[@Aa-ps4vv]

Haha I broke it. Btw the theme is outbreak/apocalypse

[@dreadnought4089]

0:00 Happy (late) Birthday! 🎉 2:42 I NEED to find that picture XD 9:44 This is me with any phone call 9:54 Okay now I feel a bit called out :(

[@James3yt]

1:41 Bro got the free advertisement

[@johnnthefalloutroleplaying8738]

The crossover we didn’t know we needed, but we want it

[@IamGreen-h1s]

You were supposed to be a Hero, Brian! Brian: Hero.... Brian? I like that name The Jonkler: Why so serious 💀 Like for part 2

[@mafuxmafuxmafuxmafu]

4:12 ROOTBEER NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Tom_Nolasame]

Happy birthday to that guy, my birthday is coming up in a week and a half (29 december)

[@tokyobateman6610]

It’s okay 13 year old, I’m almost 20 and I’m still 4’ 11” - stopped growing at 14

[@Coblin14]

Happy Birthday :D

[@abxorb]

1:39 SKUUUULLLLLEMOJIIIIII

[@LitaretheLad-o4v]

6:10 Ah, i found my people.

[@timburlingame5893]

One minute in and I'm already sick of it edit: I gave it a couple days and a couple drinks and I'm feeling less grumpy old man about it.

[@JustJai015]

Happy birthday dude!

[@BellFunctionZ]

11:46 **Was* Hubert and sploinky.

[@rather_be_a_cat]

When I was a kid forty odd years ago that pocket in your jeans was called a Johnny pocket (for condoms)

[@birdbird25]

6:28 yall, I'm 4'10 3/4 at almost 16 years old, I'm more cooked than bro

[@Larsen_illustrations]

Haha short /lh :)

[@jonmendelson1104]

11:05 No love for the Sega Saturn?