technically the truth?

[@thelixlim]

Finally... I have done it... I made it to Emkay... (I was the one who posted the concrete proof one)

[@Kipatse]

WOOHOOO🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@verywarriorcat]

show concrete proof that you did

[@šokolataSK]

Show concrete proof!

[@KindHeartedGoat]

*HE'S PULLING HIS CONC(rete Proof) OUT!*

[@RainbowShatterMusic]

Yooooooo

[@borkchamp]

7:54 ananas is pineapple in 20+ languages

[@stuffie5175]

Tysm for explaining it

[@noranizaazmi6523]

- the first a and you get it in malay

[@adammachacek8536]

cz too

[@prosekytpl885]

It is in polish, but i don't know about any other languages

[@TheSty2000]

also french

[@TGOM22]

I, too, enjoy when my coffee goes "NYOOOOOOOOM"

[@gibsonanderson812]

I like this flavor of tisim

[@reganregan2760]

@@gibsonanderson812 idk if that's supposed to be offensive or-

[@mrrfyW]

Osc pfp detected, respected

[@Captainwowzerz]

coffee is suposed to make you go nyooom

[@embertheunusual8036]

Until it does that straight through your digestive tract

[@Nightfire613]

Fun fact about that "Moon ->" picture, that picture was taken right outside my middle school. I have stood on that exact street corner, and seen the moon in that exact spot over a hundred times

[@Generic_username69]

Damn so the sign is accurate

[@technoid9784]

Why's there a street sign that just says "moon"?

[@yelljal2764]

7:12 "Pain Australian chocolate" had my Quebecois ass fucking rolling 🤣

[@sydneys207]

In case you're wondering what the aluminum and iron does, and why it's a universal key: It's thermite. It burns hot enough to vaporize steel. And my friend's driveway.

[@dunefox8]

And through the entire 4 foot tall solid granite desk at school. Definitely shouldn't have done that.

[@mistycrom]

You decided to try it rather than just googling it? Are you trying for a Darwin award?

[@sydneys207]

@@mistycrom This predated KZbin. Coincidentally, my friend lived near the local mall, and we made a spud cannon and some, er, light incendiaries. Later that week, found out a friend's car had burst into flames and took his favorite trenchcoat with it. "Man, it was just sitting in the mall parking lot!" We realized that may have been where the unaccounted one went.

[@Dma-x3q]

Thanks for the idea.

[@tablelegend9014]

5:19 The joke is even better in French because "suce" means "suck"

[@Pinkcircleguy]

suckess

[@yadooomi]

suckies

[@morganisapro8k]

_daniel thrasher moment_

[@Aqua_Yeep]

0:15 I MADE IT IN THE VID!

[@ConfusedCom]

show concrete proof

[@Aqua_Yeep]

@ConfusedCom the mention of a guy that also made it in is so funny tho. Concrete proof

[@IBGoatman]

​@@Aqua_Yeepmost likely lying. There is another guy who said it.

[@Aqua_Yeep]

@IBGoatman there is? Eh is ok. Let people belove what they want. Neither of us can show proof so it's fine

[@IBGoatman]

@@Aqua_Yeep you're chill about it. Respect.

[@lukas-qc1we]

9:58 the answer is kinda easy, especially if you have a phd??? just shade every square diagonally (top left square you shade the top left corner, top right you shade the top right corner etc) and then you have a diagonal (diamond shaped) white square in the middle...

[@strawberryslice2826]

I think the difficulty comes from how a person looks/thinks about things. Someone might understand it and the solution right away, while another could be stuck thinking about how 2 small squares = half of the big square, but there's not a way to shade them in a way that makes a square. Also, another person could understand that it's possible to do what the question asks, but not know the best way to do it. I do agree that the solution is easy, I just wanted to share why some people (like myself) might find it difficult at first. (I'm genuinely not sure if I sound like I'm arguing against you or correcting you, so if it does seem like that, it wasn't my intention)

[@chulacharlie]

I legitimately took the time to figure it out and I was going to post a comment but decided to scroll down and see if anyone else also figured it out.

[@portermcdowell9052]

It's difficult if you try to make it a number problem, such as fractions of 3 squares leaving the fourth with 1 extra square of corner. (Example that makes a square but shades more than half: Top half of the top left square, right half of the bottom right square, top right 3/4 filled in by overlapping the halves of the two other shaded squares. This creates a square with the entire bottom right square plus some, but shades more than half.) Presumably, some fraction of a smaller square would create a corner that shades in half of the bigger square leaving a medium square in one corner. I did figure out the length of the medium square's sides, the square root of 2 (in smaller square side legnth units), meaning you could also use a compass and a straight edge to put the answer in the corner.

[@nikkospelledlikethat8140]

Wow that is. Way simpler a solution than what I thought of. (I was thinking that if each smaller square had a side length of 1 then the area of the big square was 4 units^2 so half of that would be 2 units^2 so draw a square with side length sqrt2. Which is technically what you would get by your method just with more numbers involved and less… what should have been obvious logic to me.)

[@gizer-bs]

As a person who does a bit of math, the question should be pretty easy for someone with a phd no matter how you look at it.

[@CodeNascher_]

ah yes, pounds. the currency famously starting with the stylised letter E.

[@Primalmoon]

9:34 But we also know that vampires can't be seen in mirrors... Since the moon is acting as a very poor mirror and is the only source of light in this scene, all of the reflected light should pass harmlessly through the vampire, making him invisible.

[@superchinmayplays]

🤯

[@ThisOldSkater]

I'm not sure he got why "Whitney Huston" was the correct answer to "Name every woman."

[@MorbinNecrim86]

Yeah that went whoosh, but Sigourney Weaver is understandable

[@starlite5154]

i dont get it either

[@Quiengamersall2834]

He named every woman Whitney Houston

[@baduuumch]

Probably because Whitney Houston sang the song "I'm Every Woman"

[@asaadbobby1]

​@@baduuumchcorrect

[@Brightguy858]

5:33 for those who dont understand, its not a question. Its a statement.

[@DanielJacobs-rz1zl]

What does it mean though?

[@woo-wer]

@@DanielJacobs-rz1zl WHAT has 4 letters. SOMETIMES 9 letters, but NEVER 5 letters

[@jonmendelson1104]

8:32 In 2016 Luke Aikins skydove from 25,000 feet without a parachute or wingsuit and he didn't have any injuries. He landed in a 100 by 100 foot net.

[@IrishHeart]

So, we have seen the bad romance one before. robin refused :P zach has blessed us!!!!

[@georgejones3526]

7:55 - “Ananas is a plant genus in the family Bromeliaceae. It is native to South America. The genus contains Ananas comosus, the pineapple.”

[@sixtenhedqvist7358]

Or ananas is pineapple in swedish.

[@Captaincory1]

​@sixtenhedqvist7358and Norwegian and French

[@gustavzhu544]

⁠@@Captaincory1 also danish!

[@blueansad_youtube]

​@gustavzhu544 Russian as well

[@verywarriorcat]

@gustavzhu544 there is even a map, google it

[@WitchValkyri]

ZACH. HE DID THE LADY GAGA... IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR YEARS.

[@JohnathanRichardson-d7y]

Damien didn't do the lady gaga when he read this, Zach is better now.

[@WitchValkyri]

@@JohnathanRichardson-d7y Damien and Robin refused, pretty sure lexie did too 😔 zach just on top rn

[@madsfiedler3884]

and this is why zach is superior

[@dunefox8]

6:11 That's a thermite reaction. It definitely is a universal key, thats for sure

[@SpainFurry-p7m]

7:50 for anyone confused: bananas without the b is ananas, which in a LOT and i mean a *_LOT_* of languages call pineapples "ananas"

[@Sockit_1]

2:00 the shape of that icecream reminds me of something tense

[@HarryLarsson-b2n]

HE FINALLY SANG IT

[@Howtheheckarehandleswit]

+

[@Green_Games-YT]

W!!!

[@jaykoerner]

What, sometimes, never.... 4 letters, 9 letters, 5 letters

[@Blue_ProtoBoi]

I get it now what has 4 letter, sometimes has 9, and never has 5

[@RadladZ-offical]

Huh?

[@jaykoerner]

@@RadladZ-offical count the letters, what(4), sometimes (9), never (5)

[@PointFR33]

EmKay: _sees €10_ Also EmKay: "10 pounds!"

[@interbeamproductions]

5:39 it's a Math joke, the "mean" is the average of all the numbers

[@The_Cube-aa]

concrete proof

[@rayzhao491]

concrete proof

[@Starryeyyed67]

​@@rayzhao491 cocreet pruf

[@SonicTheHedgeRat]

@0:56 Whitney Houston Made a song called " I'm every woman" but I can understand you not getting that...😏

[@c3ntigrad3]

its actually a chaka kahn song !! whitney houston sang a cover of it

[@acedreamer2004]

PAIN AUSTRALIAN CHOCOLATE LMAO

[@Enricco_pucci-]

How many times did the narrators skip the bad romance joke,finally someone sang it

[@borkchamp]

0:46 r/MANDJTV SPOTTED

[@niconifilmz6767]

Greet theng poker fan s

[@autumn_sunday]

BY KALOS, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

[@hiamicool500]

Arkoos ​@@autumn_sunday

[@JackOfAllTradez_]

By Arkoos and Yahveltal and all that is Mytey! I liked my own comment because I did 💯

[@awesomeocelot7475]

I never thought I’d see Mikey’s Reddit on this channel

[@justenoughrandomness8989]

1:30 at first glance you assume it's 1 big number even bigger than another one, but it's literally 2>1 once you actually understand it

[@sinairdiassantos6701]

0:09 ra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma, ooh la la.

[@Whimsykit]

7:51 for those who dont get it, in literally every other language outside of english, "ananas" is the word for pineaple

[@Rando4096]

4:19 Whoops! You now have cholera.

[@NumbersTada]

Oh cholera czy to Freddy Fazbear

[@CatMeow24-qr7uo]

10 cents for an ice cream 😢 Good old times…

[@aribantala]

3:24 ... Thats... That's the point of the design. Do people still don't know what makes Tony's Chocolonelys big?

[@cwa728]

5:27 W-h-a-t > 4 letters S-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s > 9 letters N-e-v-e-r > 5 letters

[@Filves1773-n4b]

1:03 for me is Chaka Khan 6:15 there it is: the moon in area

[@willvan7685]

The 'geometry' question at the end doesn't actually seem to be testing any mathematics skills, but rather linguistics, or general literacy, even if the former was the sincerest intention - the execution of the wording and presentation of the square itself were just too deliberate to seem like a purely maths-focused question. In other, more succinct words, it's one of those stupid questions that is meant to trick children. The question just doesn't tell you are restricted to shading only entire subdivisions, and it also specifically asks if the examinee can shade 'it' (singular) and not 'them' (plural); the four smaller squares are thus entirely pointless to the final solution, and only serve as a visual guide to draw and shade four corner right-angle triangles to achieve the conditions of said question.

[@contranym675]

5:00 as someone who doesn’t drink coffee, what even IS iced coffee if it it isn’t coffee with ice in it??

[@rowanmetzger8640]

This technology also means that people who are werewolves should be able to turn into werewolves during the day.

[@Ginger_Hrn]

7:55 peter from r/peterexplainthejoke Bananas = B + ananas ananas = Pineapple hence , Banana - B = ananas ananas = Pineapple therefore , Pineapple.

[@dunefox8]

Suddenly, pineapples

[@acedreamer2004]

7:53 Oh yeah I can explain this one. So "pineapple" in a lot of different languages, is pronounced like "ananas"

[@Deedoo_r]

6:12 Context: thats the recipe for Thermite

[@nullplan01]

I know this probably wasn't meant for it, but I know how to answer that last question: You take a straight line, construct a right angle on it, and halve the angle. Then you copy the side length of the square onto one of the legs and construct another 45° angle on it (make a right angle, then halve it). The two 45° sides will meet in a 90° angle, and will have the same length, and that length will be sqrt(2)/2 times the side length of the square. You can then copy that side length into the square and make a sub-square with that side length somehow (many ways to do it), and shade everything outside the sub-square. That way, you get a square that's exactly half the area of the original square. Nobody ever said you had to shade the full sub-squares, right?

[@WarneD1]

7:54 the French word for Pineapple is Ananas.

[@fsuightments5853]

its actually ananas in many languages

[@WarneD1]

@@fsuightments5853 This is True, but I couldn't remember which.

[@Nintendofan1389]

SOMEONE FINALLY DID THE LADY GAGA VOICE LETS FUCKING GO

[@theominouspigeon]

ra ra ah ah ah

[@wingblade6023]

9:24 So does that mean that Vampires can only withstand a certain amount of UV light, and that during the day, it becomes lethal amount? If that's the case, Vampire hunters wouldn't need a bunch of complicated tools to beat vampires, just a really powerful flashlight. Something like an Imalent SR32, that thing can light up an entire mountain range. I'm sure a guild of hunter could just manufacture even more powerful flashlights. Come to think of it, didn't Blade do this at some point?

[@williamthompson4761]

I'm pretty sure Blade used one of those "purely" UV light things, but yes.

[@jaxpianoteacher]

what is 4 letters sometimes has 9 letters but never has 5 "what" has 4 letters and "sometimes" has 9 letters but "never" has 5

[@bostgonborgor]

0:19 i mean, it should be a reason he should get unbanned, he gave you what you want.. 🤔

[@leolipasti]

Finnish here. Bananas without the b is ananas which is indeed pineapple in many different languages

[@iweren-gameplaysd135]

5:06 Hey, hear me out. Cold coffee with ice is the best morning drink for those who live in a country that it's getting cooked under the 28°C-42°C of January and February, such as Argentina(the country where I live), Paraguay, Uruguay, Venezuela, Peru, Chile, and Brazil

[@BonBon15159]

7:51 basically it’s pineapple in different languages (the only one I know being arabic 😭)

[@DJAutonomous]

1:18 "let me introduce you to my old friend, IV."

[@Jason_Singe]

5:27 To understand, you need to realise that this isn't a question. It's a statement.

[@TheLamb-fb4tb]

The answer to that last one could be to shade the outer corners for each of the four squares, which would create an inner square with half the area of the larger one rotated 45 degrees

[@PeriodicTableB_GD]

4:29 that’s a euro sign, not a pound sign

[@Maria_Doodles]

7:53 Incase no one got it, Ananas is another word for Pineapple

[@tessiepinkman]

It's what it's called in Swedish, at least. Source: I'm Swedish

[@Maria_Doodles]

@ yes

[@thelunchlady8276]

Incase? That's a new one.

[@Maria_Doodles]

@ ???

[@vilnaszekje]

Ananas and other various spellings is how most of the world calls that fruit except English.

[@GR.455]

7:53 the ananas thing was such and interesting thing to find about because of a joke we made with friends.

[@Tasoq]

0:57 That went over my head for maybe 10 seconds, but that was still too long

[@MayukhBhowmik-y4b]

4:43 SPOTTED REDDIT WATERMARK!!!!

[@hannahmiller6844]

Ok, the ice coffee one, I have something similar but opposite. Apparently a coworker of mine from the night shift (we work at IHOP) didn't know that we have teabags, so when someone ordered hot tea from them, they got a mug full of our iced tea and popped it into the microwave. I'm really hoping one of the other servers told them later.

[@iweren-gameplaysd135]

7:53 The joke is that "anana" is literally pineapple in Spanish

[@someguygaming9248]

7:55 thats a regional language in India, and ananas means pineapple.

[@JustAva77]

Ananas means pineapple in other places too,in Turkey,we call it Ananas too,and i think some other european languages called it Ananas too

[@johanhalvarsson2148]

​@@JustAva77 swedes do.

[@yelljal2764]

Also in French, German, and certain Spanish dialects (and many many more)

[@somerandomgamer116]

0:09 was so close to being funny, but they got the wrong song. It should woooooooah woaaah woaah oh oh caught in a bad romance

[@KrazyyKal]

yeah

[@Graciechan-39]

They have the right song. They have the wrong part

[@dianecheney4141]

Still working my brain through Sonic Blue Curry. A dish at Disneyland

[@whitneydimock6945]

We finally got it, a emkay narrator to sing the bad romance meme

[@vexilanimous]

0:58 for me it's amelia earhart, and i couldn't even begin to tell you why

[@Arlosdarkcloset]

I think Damien is the first narrator I've seen pronounce the bad romance joke to the beat of the song

[@andeeharry]

Interesting stuff in here, but I am a little worried about the 'Do Not Mix' part because you know, someone out there will do it.

[@j-type6275]

when someone takes stuff to literally

[@silviumetea5727]

we need two tower coffees 0:00

[@raganathan777]

10:01 Shade the top left and bottom right and the unshaded part will be a square

[@Meggielulubelle]

7:55, for people who don’t get it, because the word bananas without the 'B' us ananas, and this word means pineapple in 42 different languages.

[@merterenacar14]

7:53, ananas means pineapple in almost all languages except English

[@yourlocalseal219]

show concrete proof. concrete proof. technically the truth! could go well as a song

[@ElodieLERAY]

7:50 only french ppl can understand this "pinapple" in french is "ananas"

[@HenyaMandel]

No, there are many languages that use the word ananas

[@ElodieLERAY]

@HenyaMandel maybe

[@BloxBuilder100_Archives]

Also in Denmark and much more countries not just france

[@MixStuffUp]

0:06 This is OBVIOUSLY a car sound. I’m disappointed.

[@Alex_Official4493]

7:50 bananas without the b is ananas and ananas is pineapple in French, German, Dutch, Swedish, Danish and Norwegian

[@Knightess]

0:59 Sigourney Weaver is an excellent choice.

[@kittymalmeow2392]

2:45 bruh I just looked it up and it’s like 200 degrees Fahrenheit

[@SSFallingTTB]

I actually got to this video with extreme speed Not really, but I'm still happy I showed up in a few hours. Love the content.

[@IlGreven]

5:31 That's a statement, not a question.

[@spaceguy20_12]

7:13 pain (bread) au (and(?))chocolate (chocolate) bread and chocolate 7:50 (b)ananas, ananas is pineapple in a lot of languages, I get this because I speak one of those languages

[@SaintTheEcho]

5:13 I saw a photo of a grandma with a sock in the mirror with this text but with quarters

[@TheShadowDrifter]

the 4 square one is easy. just color around the outside until you have a smaller square inside.

[@Loolilol]

7:51 it makes ananas, which is pineapple in french (maybe others but this for sure)

[@memnykotyara]

5:24 I was dirty minded😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@battleformixedisland648]

7:53 ananas is pineapple in multiple languages

[@Gilmixz]

07:52 omg I've never thought of that 😂

[@terentovevev]

2:38 ice can be called water

[@anonymus2583]

7:55 "A Nanas" Nanas is Indonesian for pineapple You're welcome

[@cmdrblahdee]

If anyone wants the real answer to that logic question at the end, I'm pretty sure you shade the corners. The center is then a 45 degree-rotated square.

[@sahrakenan]

7:14 chocolatine

[@CreatorProductionsOriginal]

5:02 What’s not what people mean by iced coffee????

[@the_doodle_corner]

The truth comes in many forms.

[@spesppi]

9:04 pan pony

[@Alex_Official4493]

2:57 to return later

[@realgod1002]

7:52 Bananas without the B is Ananas... and Ananas is the Dutch word for Pineapple. at this point Ya'll need to hire a Dutch person to get some of these memes xD

[@FloarMin]

6:54 My school has that picture in one of the classrooms

[@minecrafter7850]

4:30 € is euros. £ is pounds.