r/Thathappened | no, you didn't

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Narrator ► / @jaymick

[@lilweepee]

One time, I went to Target naked, the cashier said to wear clothes. I said this is a free country and everyone clapped their hands

[@farrzana1121]

i dont know why i laughed a little

[@redsoldier3264]

I ate some chicken at a farm and everyone clapped

[@sentient5]

Everyone clapped. I didn’t do anything, but they clapped anyway.

[@xeiny9901]

This story is so inspirational TvT

[@ackrekt5010]

ya that happend

[@og_epicsimulator]

I love how clapping and being predatory are the biggest connections between all of these stories

[@JamesThomas-cm2xq]

"Hey there you totalitarian baguette"

[@aayushchalekar8260]

Why it's named mk ?

[@troyklein6379]

@@JamesThomas-cm2xq that name is amazing, i wish i thought of it myself

[@aayushchalekar8260]

@@troyklein6379 why is channel named Mk

[@blackoutlol2857]

@@aayushchalekar8260 Idk why? (I think you’re trying to tell some kind of joke if not sorry.)

[@chaos9608]

“I have serious mental problems, with an uncontrollable amygdala and frequent violent outbreaks” funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@Someone-vb9bt]

yes

[@hi.241]

Yes

[@KrwispyK]

yes

[@Palomar23]

People who say they have depression, don’t have depression

[@mil4023]

@@Palomar23 oH, tRuE sToRy I hAvE dEpReSoN bEcAuSe I nEvEr GeT lIkEs BeCaUsE oF yOu

[@nixvulpes1572]

I once had this friend named Rick, and I shit you not, the man turned himself into a PICKLE. Funniest shit I've ever seen. And then everyone clapped. True story.

[@opdog7222]

*Clap clap*

[@cheesegraters687]

*slow impressed clap*

[@Tw0Dots]

*claps with one hand*

[@cheesegraters687]

@@Tw0Dots *h o w t e a c h m e y o u r w a y s*

[@averageminecraftenjoyer9419]

*claps with bum*

[@ASHE_ATTACC]

Moral of the story: If you add "and everyone clapped" you're automatically lying, even if you were telling a true story.

[@Corgi190]

That's unless your a popular rock star who finished playing, and have the audience goes wild.

[@softsuga8607]

My parents clapped And i was born

[@jonathanmckarlison1203]

"even the true story" Secret Organization about to get lit

[@blastoise3568]

Theres a comment below yours that says “Yes i did Then everyone clapped”

[@MinnieRightHere]

You said this And everyone clapped

[@blinkingwhiteguy2244]

“i hugged 65 girls last night, and *YOU’RE* mom” i don’t think he meant that but if i was mom i would disown him

[@badluckboi9149]

Agreed

[@3229dan]

@no u yes

[@lilspelunker5613]

@no u only if anyone would buy him, just give him for free tbh

[@rafakuzi8377]

He looks like a cheese cheeto

[@femboygayming]

You are mom

[@xtremeberzerker6755]

How to flirt: 1. Pterodactyl noises 2. CUDDLE ME YOU BEESH! 3. P r o f i t

[@May-Hope]

Does it work? _Asking for a friend_

[@xtremeberzerker6755]

@@May-Hope every time lol

[@TheKingOfSoup]

How else would ya do it

[@May-Hope]

@@TheKingOfSoup idk. Throwing candy was my next best guess. Erm.. I mean my friends guess

[@decepticusprevails]

[random pterodactyl shrieks in the bar] Some person probably: mmhmm that's what I'm into

[@mysticalmadeline4793]

A shocking amount of these should end with “yeah, I was arrested!”

[@Enderia2]

@Nobody i did nothing, and i got arrested!

[@Lizaaaaaa]

So did yours

[@TheRaininblack]

I went to a concert, eveyone clapped.

[@hi.241]

A-

[@emperorofnothing1]

Uh- yes.

[@meow.610]

R/ Technicallythetruth

[@j4xxonl]

*It's hard to argue with his assessment*

[@AFoolWhoPlaysItCool]

Listen here ya little-

[@mttynan4690]

Dude the mental hospital one is my least favourite. Having had experiences with section wards i find it's just plain disrespectful. It's not cool. Its not fun. It's not quirky. Its traumatising.

[@lordmorgrath9131]

Not quirky. Says the one with a quirk. But on another note being stuck in a ward is not fun.

[@mttynan4690]

@@lordmorgrath9131 10/10 for funny

[@MarcoAdventures]

@@mttynan4690 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i have no life

[@aijinzuli]

@@MarcoAdventures same

[@audiodood]

kinky

[@Black-he7nz]

Once i was able to go into a NASA Serverroom and i literally landed a Rocket on Mars with my High IQ this was so easy! Edit: How did my Comment blow up?

[@sawyerdanforth8499]

bro i can relate! its so easy! i think its cuz i was antivax!

[@youtubeisstupid1952]

@@sawyerdanforth8499 bro I haven't even been born cause my mom didn't take any drugs in her life before having me and I'm already solving quizzes that require an IQ of 200

[@ThisisNotSoder]

@@youtubeisstupid1952 and then everyone at NASA clapped

[@youtubeisstupid1952]

@@ThisisNotSoder yeah bro. How'd ya guess?

[@robopope7584]

@@youtubeisstupid1952 did they also say “the earth is actually flat, we just fake it for control and stuff”

[@arcade1915]

Nah, these people are just anime protagonists.

[@rhyscruickshank9372]

Y E S

[@shidoraptor412]

Hmm yes, I see

[@aliteraldisappointment2609]

Ah yeah that makes sense

[@j4xxonl]

Oh how the comment section is gonna erupt

[@mostamazingtop6]

Have you ever seen a submarine irl? I haven't

[@TheEngieTF2]

r/thathappened should be a place to get great plot ideas for the fanfic writers

[@President_Starscream]

I once absorbed much of the cosmic knowledge energy and killed everything in sight, and that's a more believable story than any of these.

[@thewhitespectre9437]

True

[@coffee-fb2cu]

True though

[@MrDulfin]

it's because nobody clapped

[@kamikv]

@@MrDulfin i dont think you would clap at killing everything but alright

[@mrshadow8290]

@@kamikv they were clapping before they died

[@LioneldS]

When the KZbin refresh comes in clutch

[@uynayz9157]

Y e s

[@just_zeth]

Y e s

[@landroverrangeroversporths2569]

Y e s

[@rhyscruickshank9372]

Y E S

[@reaper.exe.]

Y e s

[@twintimeproductions8700]

So, if one of these b.s. stories has "karate" in it, IT'S FAKE. I went to karate, and it does not teach you how to attack. The teacher I had teaches you that karate should only be used for self-defense.

[@giovannimacchini8615]

Bruh I used to do Judo and we learned the tecniques for attacking just so we could use them in a 1v1 in a match.

[@twintimeproductions8700]

@@giovannimacchini8615 That's judo. I never took judo. Maybe judo teaches you how to attack, but in karate, you're specifically told NOT to go out of your way to attack people using karate techniques.

[@giovannimacchini8615]

@@twintimeproductions8700 yeah they said that too, and as I previously said we learn those tecniques just to "duel" with another judo practicer

[@twintimeproductions8700]

@@giovannimacchini8615 Yeah we do that too

[@janmuller3246]

Exactly. It is so cringe how so many people don't understand the concept of karate.

[@gunsandroses896]

These people have a more active imagination than me. Like I imagine doing sick tag team fighting combos with Yang to bake a cake and slice it and yet that's nothing compared to these people.

[@zoepaws]

Kk

[@sentientlemonbattery]

they probably just have a dream then mega over exaggerates the details

[@MarcoAdventures]

@@sentientlemonbattery and ends with them going to sleep so when they wake up thy think they just woke up and think it was real.

[@YTGamingCenter]

​@@zoepawsK

[@callancaustic9355]

Ah yes, I love how the F-4 doesn't require any throttle or even a key, just some switches to flip and off to commit war crimes in Vietnam.

[@MarcoAdventures]

yes

[@erin1569]

With the way atomic bombs were secured in the US, I wouldn't be surprised.

[@Pompirates]

This is r/Quityourbulls**t but with a different name. CHANGE MY MIND

[@lycanjsab6017]

I feel the force in this one

[@beanreviewer2690]

I won't change your mind 😏

[@Asunnybeach]

@The Flying Kalamari true

[@quinnjustice9038]

: performs brain transplant

[@shockmazta3116]

Back in High School, I decided to take Naval ROTC instead of gym mostly because I was actually interested in joining the Navy. Complications with ptsd from my childhood started getting worse, I suppose, and I knew that already having a mental disorder would be the thing that keeps me out of the Navy. But at one point we took a trip to Norfolk, Virginia and got to tour the base there. Well we did get to tour a Carrier, a Destroyer, a Submarine, the museum, and a few different jets. But NOT ONCE, did they EVER let us into the actual cockpits. Even decomissioned Aircraft is disallowed for tourism.

[@Boch45]

As of writing this there is currently -1 Dislikes KZbin is drunk, but in a good way

[@toaster2211]

I wish I could’ve seen that

[@nilsisprewhereshouldiputmy9664]

@@toaster2211 same

[@مستخدممتوسط]

@@toaster2211 same 😞

[@logan7673]

-1 = 1 like

[@FreakoNek]

I find it ironic this comment was on a r/thathappened video

[@glukoto8116]

"***I hugged 65 girls last night*** " Man was friendzoned by 65 girls , damn !

[@MarcoAdventures]

If he just hugged *4 More*

[@janmuller3246]

@@MarcoAdventures That would have been nice.

[@Mr_Rykes]

I like how the guy at the 7 minute mark is like “yeah, I’m homophobic, so is my teacher, I’m the now one of the *c o o l* kids.”

[@BLVCKFROG]

everyone else after: So we're definitely jumping him after school.

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

These people can’t differentiate between dreams and reality Edit: FOR GOD SAKE STOP SAYING THAT I NEED TO PUT THESE INSTEAD OF THIS IT WAS A MISTYPE I CORRECTED IT HAPPY?

[@AJ-sx3lc]

*this person

[@Indivinity]

*these people

[@Jason-with-a-game]

This is offensive to people with schizophrenia

[@JamesThomas-cm2xq]

"Grammar Stanley." I'LL GRAMMAR STANLEY YOU!"

[@troyklein6379]

@@JamesThomas-cm2xq lol

[@feywildheart2878]

This big strong man comes up to me, tears in his eyes, and says "Sir, fabricating stories about yourself is a hollow and transparent action, not only showing how emotionally fragile and egotistical you are, but how eager you are to lie about yourself. Seek professional help, chasing internet clout is an empty endeavour." And that's so true.

[@spiralsweep4206]

Me sees thumbnail and clicks on video KZbin Ads: “The Power Of Imagination....”

[@Drstrains]

Goodnight homie

[@cheeto4092]

you got an ad, cool

[@axvellch11]

I thought this was like few month's ago, I don't even realize this was a few minutes ago

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

Time is an illusion. Embrace the abyss.

[@defaultangel4988]

Yeah i swear i heard the same intro and same fanart before... but the content was different...

[@PirateShux]

I thought this was like few minutes ago, I don't even realize this was a few minutes ago

[@Spark____]

Face palms in karate black belt* "Yes karate is martial arts but these stories are way to fake"

[@SpireGuy]

Children’s videos from 2012: Videos made to entertain children made with great effort, also annoying to hear Children’s videos from 2020: COCOMELON EAT PEWPIE AND GIV BERTH TO SPEEDORNAM PEPENPEMPOO MONSTR SCOOOL HAB SNEJB WITH CREPR

[@danielmcpherson4187]

I swear I had a stroke trying to read that

[@madwentaway5781]

@@danielmcpherson4187 same here, same here

[@theunknowman12]

Umdnmsm herlp i am havingf an struke

[@meganbenson1478]

(GRONE SREAXYAL)

[@oofteff823]

@@meganbenson1478 oh no

[@derstoepsler]

This subreddit is basically when a super uninteresting person watched too much marvel or anime...

[@slendveny7191]

More like any action movie

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 138 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia Anyone: -r/ihadastroke -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks -r/HolUp And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@GenericPerson]

Yes

[@smichel869]

Ok

[@hueblitzz]

you are first

[@dontforget757]

Bruh

[@russellbrian9205]

damn, day 137

[@altounedited3]

“Give me your money *essay* “ Me, a Hispanic person: 🤦🏾

[@Tw0Dots]

“Essay” lmao I hate how he spelled it

[@viperaputakeyteaparyou8237]

Maybe he had written an essay on money for his econ class and his classmate wanted to proof check it, so that he could hand it in in spotless condition. In that case OP was right and the ensuing violence would make sense.

[@kugiekizuchi.]

The first one is just - 😭🤚

[@dariusfilip4695]

Stfu; There are literally hundreds of others earlier; Speaking like that won't make you sound cuter, but make you look like a bumbling fool. And again, stfu.

[@remn3nt266]

@@dariusfilip4695 eh?

[@yangsinful]

@@dariusfilip4695 ??????????????????

[@SpireGuy]

@@dariusfilip4695 calm down you kleptomaniac party clown car in a African pancreas

[@kugiekizuchi.]

@@dariusfilip4695 what??? Im just saying the first one is funny

[@xylozwanyxylem1540]

This subreddit is literally me when i want to fall asleep and stay with positive thoughts

[@mr.nikron1677]

The laughing and crying emoji is the one of the strongest signs that someone ls lying.

[@Lucifer_Is_Not_Amused]

Or the 🤪

[@carodame9419]

5:50 the type of man who thinks nervous laughter of a woman is consent

[@corvanj8766]

"You! Yes you! You posted cringe!" -the heavy

[@puddle9]

9:21 people without misophonia dont understand this is a mood

[@ashbox7544]

"calling 1 non-binary a freak of nature." That hurt on a personal level

[@KeithBab]

Binary means 0 or 1, like the person wrote the post. Non-Binary means you can be a real number like 9.5

[@renhey9979]

@@KeithBab i like you, you're cool

[@quinnjustice9038]

Actually anyone who calls someone "a freak of nature " is a coconut

[@TashaBryanRENegade]

Misophonia is horrible to endure. Chewing food is kinda essential but someone who chews louder with their mouth open... 🤦‍♀️

[@jairus6074]

Now you won't know how this got so many likes

[@Lee.M.D]

I wonder the percentage

[@Raddish1337]

@@Lee.M.D 10 percent Edit: not 0.10 percent just 10

[@johanhalvarsson2148]

The fighter jet person probably wasn't lying, although the pilot did. Too bad op was so gullible.

[@gnas1897]

@@johanhalvarsson2148 yea maybe he played too much DCS who knows

[@PanD0rado]

silence*

[@JasminMiettunen]

So many of these stories are believable like halfway in. Being a balding guy but knowing how to speak to women? Sure. Giving cheesy one liners to a crying woman and she sleeps with you that night? Uhh... A guy hearing a girl give her name as a character from his favourite books or movies and giving a matching name after her? Sure, we just heard that one guys lines, entirely possible. The barista crying (!?) and giving you free pastries? Again, uhh... They go from unlikely to unbelievable so fast.

[@esppupsnkits4560]

Yeah, these people don’t know when to stop

[@jackal292]

One time I aced a bottle flip Everyone clapped Obama was theyare

[@j4xxonl]

pfft newbie once when the pope was having a speech, i flipped 3 bottles each acing on top of each other on the pope's head. everyone was cheering and the pope gave me 5 gold bars

[@red3703]

@@j4xxonl Pathetic. I once flipped 15 a mayonnaise jar on God’s head and he gave me his powers. Obama clapped. My crush was there. My bully died of a stroke and no one helped him.

[@MarcoAdventures]

@@red3703 pfkriwisnsibrjskdrnajrbengrrrrrt i and everyone clapped

[@Tw0Dots]

obama was theyre

[@Trash_Enthusiast]

@@red3703 obama clap your crush

[@leileyaravencroft]

6:11 - Holy cow! That was… incredibly painful. In my experience, no woman would ever fall for such corny lines. Laughing could have happened. Riiiiight before she threw her drink in his face. Yes, it is possible to be able to talk to a woman right after a breakup but those lines… I cringed so hard I hurt my back. And if there was a drawer full of napkins with women’s phone numbers, I can guarantee 99.9% were fake. Oh heck, let’s say 95% for the few who MIGHT have given him their number

[@theenigma2861]

Ah yes, what's considered a slur in the Harry Potter world is *actually* an effective pick up line (although I wouldn't be surprised with all the... stuff... JK's been spouting)

[@Cycloon16]

Oh… What is she been saying

[@checker895]

Lmao, the fact that the guy posting the thing at 1:41 spelled "ese" as "essay" had me laughing so hard lmao

[@notriley100]

Does anyone else just kinda eerily wait to see if a YT comment you made in 2012 shows up on this-

[@phonix6352]

Please don't call me out like this 🙂

[@Enderia2]

@@phonix6352 ajaiqoqoqkja

[@TheMadRatKing]

1:41 felt like the literal definition of the r/ThatHappened stereotype. It had everything- the unrealistic standards of martial arts, the ludicrous threatening situation, the effortless defeating of the threat, the public congratulations, the crush falling in love with the protagonist in the end- i swear to god it’s the textbook example, the shining stereotype of everything r/ThatHappened stands for. It’s a complete disaster, and yet it could not be more perfect. The thing that always slays me is the whole “knowing karate” part. It’s always karate. Jujitsu is probably many times more applicable in the fights that take place in these stories, but I get it. They’re kids, and Karate is a recognizable martial art. I myself even trained in Karate, and I actually even *almost* earned my black belt in it (moved away and left my dojo before I could, and I still wish I could have earned it.) I’m not even that old- people in my dojo have been able to earn their black belts at age 16. But the whole thing that slays me about these stories is that they don’t even describe anything they know about the martial art. (Especially the fact that probably one of the first rules of Karate is that it’s about respect and honoring you opponent, and you are never to use karate unless it is strictly in self defense and you have no other options available to you. Literally one of the first things we taught new kids was “if you’re in a fight, run away”. Karate is about protecting yourself, not winning bouts.)

[@piperforeman5282]

12:16 its STAN the WATER MAN

[@rubycin2703]

i know this video is older than noah’s arc but i like to imagine jack sitting at a desk, a sheet of loose leaf in front of him and a number 2 pencil in his hand, thinking and writing out ideas for video introductions

[@Mechanicalamity]

9:37 This one seems the most believable. I mean, sure she somehow didn’t get fired, but to be fair the coworker was intentionally triggering her misophonia

[@drrocketman7794]

The one that started "I know karate" well I know karate, jiu-jitsu, kendo, and a whole bunch of other oriental words.

[@altounedited3]

6:31 we will be fighting the _moment_ he calls those girls w*ores

[@doni_jd601]

One time my teacher told me my work was published in a magazine. The magazine was from 2013 and I got 2 weeks of detention.

[@Z9R.]

When i was in high school, one day my math teacher gave me no homework.

[@kevinchlastawa859]

After I asked "why didn't you give me any homework" the teacher then said "you're to smart for school" being only 8 this was really enlightening, everyone started clapping and I got to be an astronaut at age 12 and got to have a relationship with a hot super model

[@bonesaftonistired]

Fun fact! Karate is actually taught for *self-defense* specifically. I did karate for a few months and one of the very first things we were taught was that we are never to harm another person unnecessarily I never got past yellow belt, couldn't afford to keep taking classes 😌

[@sonwuquan7980]

Drinking game: drink a glass of water every time "everyone claps"

[@patatofreak6720]

I am now in #hydratedformonths

[@arzxna4646]

The misophonia one is kinda understandable. . My dad and I both have misophonia. When he was little he smacked a friend across the face on accident because he was chewing with his mouth open. When you have misophonia you are sensitive to certain repetitive sounds. You become irrationally annoyed and aggressive. I get bothered by my dog’s mouth noises (licking, smacking, that kinda stuff.) also to scratching noises such as knifes on plates, forks on teeth, chalk boards, branches on windows. I love my dog very much but when I hear those noises I get extremely angry and stressed out. I have to get up and get her water so she will stop smacking her mouth. People think it’s funny to mock people likes us but it seriously stresses us out. I have a lot of patience and I’m guessing that person didn’t.

[@arzxna4646]

Also just because you have misophonia does not make hurting others acceptable. You may be impulsive but that’s something you need to control to some degree. I may yell at someone for making noises but I have enough self control not to hurt them.

[@Slaydrik]

And then everyone clapped.

[@nothcial]

*clapping Intensifies*

[@MarcoAdventures]

wow dude such mild amazingness being portrayed in a mild manner which is so mildly amazing

[@williamepler2901]

This one time, I did something, and everyone in my school clapped, and this one girl wanted to go out with me because of how cool I was

[@peeteisacutie8645]

These stories sound like a strong cases of maladaptive day dreaming lol

[@ixyc]

The misophonia story has a bit of truth because the noise makes you irrationally anxious or angry

[@keyonalyles2267]

The one with the teacher was ADORABLE, but no. Just no...

[@sandyr5407]

EmKay’s impression of a car trying to start up: 10:42

[@TheOnlyPedroGameplays]

Lol most of these are trolls, you're just feeding them

[@sentientlemonbattery]

that means the op on reddit are the ones feeding them,while they use it for content because yes

[@TheOnlyPedroGameplays]

@@sentientlemonbattery this is targeted towards said OPs, though I agree with you.

[@josephtarko3610]

The story about the F4 could very likely have happened. There is no way that a tour on military aircraft is going to be in a loaded/fueled aircraft, and the electrical systems are disabled without a key, so flipping switches wouldn't have done anything. I grew up around military jets (dad in the Navy, I've lived on Naval Air Stations for over half of my life), and the starting sequence is actually quite simple to just 'get it off the ground'. However, before the pilots fly, they go through a rigorous 5-10 minute check of all flight surfaces/controls/instruments/etc, I'm sure you've seen it all in Hollywood. Flipping some of the most immediately noticeable switches actually gives you a half decent chance of getting a good bit of the start-up on a jet correct. I'm not saying that it did happen, I'm just saying that it isn't quite as improbable as you might think.

[@JasonBason]

6:48 so they’re just openly bragging about being transphobic? Also, I’m p sure a teacher would get fired for that.

[@VWES-jk3gw]

As a Martial Artist with the "Never underestimate the small Guy" thing. You would have to be A VERY SKILLED fighter to Do that stuff man

[@waitwuuut3170]

ok im gonna do what everyone else does Day 1 of asking for r/breadstapledtotrees

[@bvttew_miilk8793]

I had to quit that on day 48 because nobody was seeing my comments

[@waitwuuut3170]

@@bvttew_miilk8793 ouch maybe i'll get lucky and avenge you

[@pigeonbardum9628]

I see you

[@Piece-of-cheese-milk]

The teacher giving the whiskey one is sort of chaotic and i love it

[@ocarinaofgames390]

To be fair all it does take to talk to women is just confidence and sometimes a cheesy pickup line is good enough but don't be a piece of crap targeting upset and vulnerable women And for women this'll definitely work for guys too And for gay people just make sure you're in a gay/lesbian bar if you're gonna assume sexuality

[@utubeznoone5598]

1:43 getting robbed is a phrase used to cover up their sacrifices for purchasing gang members

[@Lamm_Muhammad]

Wait, why is the dislike button -1 ?

[@caliqm2199]

That's just how good the video is,man.

[@thegamerhawk69]

Because you are dyslexic

[@caliqm2199]

@Levi Russell r/whooooosh

[@emperorenvi8814]

@@caliqm2199 that was a joke...

[@thegamerhawk69]

@Levi Russell r/woosh

[@diewan8485]

I feel like karate is actually just a class where kids learn how to misspell and make up bs stories

[@somedudewhospamsballoons2707]

33 comments KZbin: *no*

[@LexiconDisgr4ced]

Hey I'm an actual black belt in karate. We don't teach drop kicks, but we do teach that if someone has a gun, cooperate and only attack the gun if you're sure it's out of battery.

[@homebrewHousehold]

-1 dislikes. Hell yeah. I dont ever say youtube is drunk because i think it gets old but like is youtube like, high or something?? Im not complaining, they deserve -1 dislikes

[@boywolfyjr9630]

The kid on the cover: i hugged 64 girls AND YOUR MOM the dad: yeah, they died when you hugged them 😂

[@DrTuxedo]

THIS VIDEO HAVE -1 LIKE, WTF

[@Disownmii]

This subreddit is just the crazy things I come up with randomly, like “imagine if I fought this guy beating the hell out of him with flip kicks” but it just ends up being me sitting on my ass doing nothing.

[@Nast_05]

6:55 because "IM DADDYS SPECIAL GIRL!" And or that they got butt hurt that they didn't get friends but the very valid NB got friends

[@mendyrckz76]

Such an Interesting and entertaining subreddit. 😂 His Commentary is so great! Seriously tho! The teacher giving children alcohol 🤯🤦‍♀️ WOW!

[@bro983]

12:05 r/hydrohomies

[@veryfamus5687]

this entire subreddit summed up into one sentence: everyone clapped as I use my shadow ninjutsu to get away with crimes as I make out with ten girls at once, each of which I spouted twenty constantly used pickup lines toward

[@TheRealULT-Vix]

RN ON THE THING IT SAYS -1 DISLIKE

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

That happened?

[@bird_b0nezz]

"i ahve anger issues so im a badass" as a person who grew up with autism and many behavioural issues, my anger didn't make me seem badass, it made me seem mean and unapproachable, and it ruined my social capabilities. anger issues arent quirky and cool, they are a genuine issue for eople like me

[@Ragehunger]

A few ways ways of calling out someone's fake story: Emojis. Bad grammar. Talking about their "unique" abilities as if they're not obviously projecting their insecurities. Having so much pride in their radical ideals that some of the people they interact with are somehow absolutely like-minded. "Everyone started clapping" 👏

[@altounedited3]

5:03 those pick up lines make women roll their eyes and walk away... I say those lines to my fiancée and even _she_ rolls her eyes.

[@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver]

At my old elementary school, around 3rd grade, I had a lovely substitute teacher who claimed she was a relative of Chris Pratt. This was back when the Lego Movie was announced, so I and some of the other kids were ecstatic. Before she left, she showed us a picture of her husband with Chris Pratt, his cousin. Sadly, I never saw that substitute again.

[@PurpleDoople]

One time someone was kidnapping a child. I stepped up and said ‘That’s illegal.’ He apologized profusely and left. Everyone clapped, even the van!

[@blindAyeKay]

I’m sure no one needed this, but as someone who took karate, I promise you no one could take out someone with a gun if they actually know how to use it

[@LinguaPhiliax]

Jack: Please at least don't be in the state of Queensland. Me: Which part of Queensland? Jack: ANY PART OF IT!!!

[@pikutastic]

Karate + Clapping - Proof = Totally Foolproof Story

[@ursula7598]

ok so one time i was walking and then 50 cent appeared in front of me and i said um this is a free country and then obama high fived me and everyone started clapping, true story!

[@texasred8424]

1:41 this is how a nine year old thinks a robbery is gonna go after their first basic self defence class

[@cultspire]

Whenever I talk in class, everyone claps and gives me roses.

[@jeppy4021]

2:29 Me daydreaming at the back of the class about imaginary scenarios:

[@baydenator9818]

i saw the thumbnail and went “absolutely”

[@NF89ye]

We need a subreddit called r/thatactuallyhappened with the most crazy and unbelieveable events with proof that they actually happened

[@ethervagabond]

4:19 an apology letter? 😂 If that actually happened the teacher would have just been fired 😂