r/thathappened Special Feature: Shiverbert Creepstein

[@psych0drama]

"I'm a writer Jon, it's what I do." - Shivergarf Creepfield.

[@mayo3792]

*Lasagna intensifies*

[@uhhh630]

@@mayo3792 *FEED ME JON*

[@dexterthecat0271]

Creepfield, you are writing us out of house and home

[@andrew.jpeg_]

It’s what I *do*

[@im_a_dimwit5899]

*i needed this in my life*

[@alinavaysfligel7249]

yeah nurses don't drop things out of shock of nudity. and police officers don't get their feelings hurt by the notion that the person they're stopping doesn't like them.

[@iciclefox9901]

Or cops have never had someone annoying at being caught speeding,

[@dr.bright6272]

It's shit they have to deal with on a daily basis

[@TwelvetreeZ]

It's guaranteed that doctors and nurses have seen thousands of sets of genitals. More than most of us will see in a lifetime.

[@tonymarshall3978]

its like his only interactions are from sex comedies

[@robertlionel2675]

Nurses don't wear skirts usually either. Very inconvenient when walking around all day.

[@elbacano97]

The coffee one... Sheesh. I feel like as soon as the girl went to the bathroom he just stood there and imagined everything for 20 minutes while everyone awkwardly walked past

[@ratman-f1b]

hes a writer all right....a fiction writer

[@Devanimations]

Like he thinks he's Sherlock Holmes.

[@lemin3625]

Realistically, he would have come up to her, saying he told them to make it hot and she was like, "oh okay, whatever" because anyone else that has gone to a coffee shop, usually if you don't specify it, means you want it hot because you didn't say iced. Anyway, then he would say, "You like rough sex" and she would be extremely disgusted and offended, she would probably sputter something like, 'what?!' and he would start talking about the bruises on her leg and the cut on her arm and she would cut him off and walk out because he's a creep.

[@JH-ur7zb]

Johnny Eyeball bro dont do funko pops like that

[@Spamhard]

@Johnny Eyeball Except that receding hairline was hidden by a fedora, m'lady.

[@jomo4680]

I like how IN THIS OWN DUDES MIND almost everyone he talks to is weirded out by him.

[@blood6hound]

I'm sure he thinks just a little bit of truth helps people buy into his bullshit. I'm sure they all do absolutely respond to him in an awkward way, it's his responses that are bullshit.

[@emiliew5553]

i think the reason he kept their uncomfortable reactions is because he genuinely interpreted it as them being completely amazed by him

[@murciadoxial8056]

That is probably the only thing he is being honest about.

[@kriglar5784]

he needs to be contained

[@JH-ur7zb]

wait this is all from one person edit: i’m stupid it is

[@cherrymxlk_5526]

2:16 how it really went: “I told the barista to make it hot.” “...ok? Thank you, I guess.” He then went home and cried himself to sleep that she didn’t ask about his intelligence and people reading skills.

[@tiacat11]

Also at Starbucks, if you don't like your drink for any reason, even if they made it exactly as you asked, they'll remake it for free. So him offering to pay for another coffee was 100% pointless.

[@emiliew5553]

tiacat11 he’s heartbroken that she just wants to chase Chads and she didn’t give him a chance to sexually harass her

[@zred3879]

He cries himself to sleep because he couldn’t flaunt his intelligence *like a Peacock*

[@blakdayy]

Zircon Red comedy

[@zred3879]

xDay Lg gold

[@alezarde211]

"Sir, why did you murder this man?" *Because I'm a writer*

[@Lycan_the_deerdog]

I mean, writers do learn a bunch of interesting ways to kill people. Might as well put them to use.

[@noobnibbler88]

Is that some Z E R O E S C A P E I see?

[@basedornot7831]

"excuse me sir, why is there a dead body in that trunk?" Because I'm a writer

[@johnnybensonitis7853]

"Excuse me, sir, but why are you so full of shit?". Because I'm a writer.

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

That's some Basic Instinct shit right there.

[@artemiswolf4508]

His stories are odd, on the one hand they are so strange and specific that you know they can’t possibly be true, on the other they aren’t entertaining enough to be a fictional story. It’s just awkward.

[@crystalvoodoo91]

He probably over exaggerated most of the shit to make it seem far more interesting than it actually was.

[@Flowtail]

i would like this but it's a 69 likes sooo

[@Rawkwilder]

Instead of writing this... he should just write a book.

[@robertlionel2675]

He's not even a good writer in general. If it was a fictional character they would be a Mary Sue.

[@-Me_]

@@crystalvoodoo91 for example: "nice david bowie shirt" translates to OMG YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK I THOUGHT CLONES WERE ABOUT TO CONQUER EARTH

[@galactickong3220]

Man I hate when people get it confused but it's Shiverbert Creepstein's Monster.

[@shikiaura]

I may be the only one here, but you can say that everyone clapped

[@iciclefox9901]

Clap

[@tacocat9654]

Clap

[@matthewforce]

Clap

[@eemelikuusela6712]

Clap

[@Poiuy]

ALL of his writings are just that one person who thinks of a comeback HOURS AFTER something happens, then passes it off like that‘s what really happened.

[@YamiNoSensei13]

LOL he's the king of l'escalier

[@noneofyerbisness8702]

So like if Ed Byrne was unfunny.

[@TerraGenocide]

Pretty sure that's 99% of reddit

[@zh9664]

yeah no fucking shit, thats the point of the whole video

[@DJB3lfry]

Well the jerk store called, and they're running outta you!

[@josiewhatididthere9631]

Shiverbert is the type of dude to cry before, during, and after sex.

[@beetleb0nes]

he's just constantly crying every second of his life

[@blehmemenehblue2009]

Bold of you to assume he has sex

[@bootmanbill2362]

blehmemeneh blue he Cry’s when a women touches him

[@Dr.Yakub22]

He’s the type of guy who slaps his own ass during sex.

[@seanwaddell2659]

If he had any, that is

[@shanetaylor500]

"Oh, _I'm a writer_ " *Pukes* "you like rough s-" *Pukes again*

[@blackscythe99]

Shane Taylor lmmfao 😂😂😂😂

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I should start saying those things when I'm desperate to be left alone or start a fistfight.

[@flowerpower2906]

its like self fanfiction, so cringy

[@cassidydoodles6072]

Funny thing is that I'm actually sick right now

[@murciadoxial8056]

"She walks away with a shiver and a smile" *Absolute puking*

[@SteveEchelonanon]

"I'm a writer." One of the many lines a person can say that brings a conversation to a fiery crash with no survivors.

[@shikiaura]

"I can't eat meat because I love animals." "I can't eat that. There's gluten in it." "I think the moon landing was a conspiracy." "Did you know that Russia and America are working together through Trump?" "The Illuminati built that one evil airport in Colorado." "Mm, that sounds military intelligence at work." (Regarding a Hispanic synagogue) "I think America is the most evil country there is." Here's a few more. I live with these people, so I can vouch for these conversation killers.

[@TheNexDude]

It's a good indicator to walk away from them and never look back

[@elijahvalongo9528]

Well said lmfao

[@prestondoring2640]

Shiki Aura evil airport in Colorado? Care to explain?

[@brandymcnamee9936]

@@prestondoring2640 Google/KZbin "Denver Airport." The conspiracy theories abound, and 5 seconds into that rabbit hole, you'll understand why. From a sprawling secret underground labyrinth, to apocalyptic murals featuring a gaggle of gas-masked terrorists and screaming, terrified children, to a gigantic, blue, red-eyed horse-demon-sculpture-thing that literally killed its creator, it will not disappoint. Seriously. It's *_weird._*

[@xeagaort]

As a writer do you guys wanna know what actual writers say when people ask “why did you become a writer?” You say “I dunno man, I just wanted to.”

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

I hate it when people ask you why'd you choose your career. Cause I like it, you fuck, there ain't nothing poetic or philosophical about it

[@thetimekeeper955]

"Because I like to write."

[@The_October_Man]

xeagaort I agree with you, even though I haven’t written anything in a long time.

[@Arcane_Route_66]

Preach, my brother/sister!! That response was no where close to what an actual writer would say to the question "Why did you become a writer?". This guy made me so MAD, insulting so many other writers with all of that junk. But hey, if nothing else he has a fitting name for what he writes. Creepstein - Author of the Original Cringe.😑

[@lagroad]

“To spite my parents. Whatzittoya?”

[@Fyrecide]

The coffee shop one... that idiot just discovered Sherlock on BBC and wished they were that clever. I promise you that. Seen it before; I mean honestly. Ironically it really doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes to pick up on that...

[@pescabar8886]

Fyrecide but also take note that they were in the middle of a coffee shop talking about what she does 😂 I've never seen an empty coffee shop so I doubt she would stay to listen to him go on about her sex life.

[@Fyrecide]

@LiterallyKiledJesus WithASpoon "It's a cacophony of KY, marinara, and Tang, inflaming my senses and informing me that you, madame, are *well* saucy..."

[@Fyrecide]

@LiterallyKiledJesus WithASpoon ...because it hurts more you twit! (Completely unrelated to the thread; just amusing myself with a dated reference lol)

[@Fyrecide]

@stellvia hohenheim Okay... and...? I mean, nobody cares about how you think it isn't clever or entertaining and/or how smart / more cultured you think YOUR preferences for TV shows are by comparison. So exactly what was your motivation for posting that? I am not being sarcastic, I am genuinely interested to know. I can't think of a response you could give that would be even remotely intelligent, rational, or worthwhile in any sense.

[@crimsonbarrel322]

So that guy was dumb, but have you seen this video? kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3y0gJ5ritGEicU I just think it's funny, I love Bisquick Kumquat and Sherlock, but it does illustrate a very good point. XD

[@alrose9905]

The barista is probably just stood there looking mortified.

[@Lolo50000]

"..." *Jesus Christ what the hell is this*

[@LadyMcGentleman]

Just like "I don't get paid enough for this shit"

[@alexanderpumpkin3423]

More like “why is this man staring into the distance blocking this poor woman from getting her coffee.”

[@ellaczeiner3974]

Name: shiverbert creepstein Gender: writer Age: writer Weight: writer Height: writer Hair color: writer Race: writer Nationality: writer Personality: writer

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

*Personality: none

[@Jacob-pl3ni]

Weight: David Bowie

[@easuwraxwell5107]

Sexual Preference: Alien Jungle Cats

[@amariboxill9033]

Job: McDonald's employee

[@kokonuts6651]

*W R I T E R*

[@jemmascott5559]

That coffee shop one… It seemed awfully convenient that this girl had such an obvious array of markings from something like that. It's not as if she would at least attempt to cover it in some way.

[@kyraking2073]

Me: sitting in a restruant, about to leave, nutella toast crumbs on my plate Shiverbert Creepstein: WHY YOU APPEAR TO ENJOY TOAST AS I HAVE SKILLFULLY DEDUCED FROM- Me: Oh god why

[@lils426]

Yea honestly who doesn’t hide that? Who’s proud to show those marks off so obviously that someone could figure that out? Not that anyone cares but ugh EWWWWWWWWWWW

[@bxby_doll6796]

not a girl, but i still get fucked by dudes- yeah, no, i get marks like the ones described in that story all the time, and i get them covered up. i use heavy duty tattoo concealer, some people use gloves and scarves, but either way im not walking outside looking like i just got attacked by bears.

[@zyaicob]

There's no way he could have seen the imprints of the hands on the *backs of her thighs* especially if it was so cold she had to rush to the bathroom, there's no way she was wearing booty shorts.

[@GiganticTumor]

It was written as if by someone who has a vague idea of what Sherlock Holmes does in his books, and then turned unnecessarily creepy.

[@raccoonboi4225]

His writing sounds like something from dating simulators

[@Nolan65775]

Maybe if the dating simulator was written by Stephenie Meyer.

[@shitheadofficial]

Yeah, except somehow he makes it 100 times creepier

[@GoddoDoggo]

I play dating sims and think they're cheesy and cute. I read this guy's shit and cringe into another dimension.

[@haydentaylor5250]

bye bye alien jungle cat

[@blairblue6769]

if he’s a writer then, by god, he must be worse than the author of My Immortal.

[@LLLadySSS]

Wow this dude is up in here writing fan fiction about himself. Sigh

[@reesegrimsley8581]

Because he's a writer.

[@jasonph2522]

Because of the name- Shiverbert Creepstein - I always thought he was a troll and this has gone above all our heads.

[@gggggg4987]

good job, you just copied what sorrow said and added a sigh

[@jasonph2522]

@@sydisposting I learn something new every day. 👍 I still say a troll though.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Reese Grimsley don’t say this about us writers. Some of us keep it private xD (Completely a joke and I know yours is too don’t worry lol)

[@70sman]

I walked into the Taco Bell when the woman in the front of the line refused to finish her order and asked the cashier to guess. "I can't guess!" The Cashier yelped, "is there an extremely attractive and talented writer in here who can figure out her riddle and looks like Bowie?" I smiled and winked at the cashier. "I am a writer. It's what I do. The woman wanted one of those Doritos tacos." The woman dropped her combo meal in surprise and looked at me with lust. "But how did you guess?" I smiled. "Judging by your combo choices you enjoy trying gimmicky junk food. You already had 2 cheese items, so it wasn't a big leap to figure out that this one would be cheese too. Also your clothes are covered in Doritos stains and your fingers are orange with fake cheese." The whole Taco Bell applauded and I got the Congressional Medal of Honor.

[@sadie_cat]

hits enter post closes laptop Cries into hands

[@carlwinslo]

*rolls up in wheelchair* They gave you the congressional medal of honor...

[@berniestokes5595]

Holy fucking shit this is the funniest comment I've ever read

[@FunBoysGaming]

well done

[@lambogirlrusty87]

I want Sorrow to read THIS comment!

[@blargkliggle1121]

"If it's anything like the two other cops that pulled me over in the last twenty four hours, I'm guessing it's because of the headlight." Reality: "So you knew about the headlight, you've been warned twice by two different officers about the headlight, and in this twenty four hour period you've failed to get the headlight repaired?" "Yes but-" "Look I don't want excuses, it's clear you need more than a warning so I'm gonna give you a citation and note that you had ample warning." "But that's not fair!" "I'm just doing my job, you bark at me like that again and I'll cite you for impeding an officer. Do you understand me?" "Yes sir..." I got carried away with the dialogue, I guess that's because I'm... a writer!

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

*Suddenly, Barack Obama burst in through the windows, the sun beaming like a heaven's light behind him as he approaches you* " Did somebody just call themself a writer? "

[@nightcollapse]

And that police officer? Albert Einstien.

[@tatumfowler3603]

What is it, something like being a Leo or Capricorn

[@Lolo50000]

@D Zuke I am both immensely disappointed and equally proud at the same time

[@Mr.DodoPants]

@D Zuke *G o o n . . .*

[@minutemuse]

"She walked off with a little shiver and a smile." And then everyone in the coffee shop stood up and clapped.

[@Dude0000579]

Thanks, I guess

[@Fixided]

The coffee in that shop. Albert Einstein.

[@TheOneAndOnlyLordUglyFlorist]

minutemuse it’s true I was the cofffee

[@meatylenguini1585]

minutemuse yes

[@1987killertofu]

Obama was there.

[@dirkdiggler8959]

I’ll be honest sorrow, I had to close KZbin after that “rough sex” story, it actually hurt me to listen to that level of douchieness and fakeness

[@jacencade4019]

Dirk Diggler like who does he think he's kidding

[@jacencade4019]

Dirk Diggler that's how id start a nad porno

[@dogchaser520]

jacen cade He clearly fooled you, because you don't seem to understand that it's a joke.

[@satan4hire]

jacen cade I stopped the video and began reading the comments at that point. We’re not alone

[@luxie8097]

I'm worried that he thinks people actually have conversations like that in real life. Let alone while waiting in line for coffee.

[@crittermoded]

Hey guys He has his own subreddit r/shiverbert

[@nichdo01]

You are not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need...

[@doll_dress_swap12]

Please tell me that this is just an elaborate made up character

[@nicksterangel6961]

@@doll_dress_swap12 no it’s a real guy but his name isn’t siverbert of course but still he is real and I don’t know how to feel about that

[@puppetstudio4989]

@@nicksterangel6961 ah so he makes troll stories...that explains everything

[@Tw0Dots]

ew why

[@JimLStone]

This man watched too much BBC Sherlock before getting his coffee

[@samuelsimanjuntak596]

More of watching the Twillight Zone. The narration was much more resembling of that of Rod Serling narrating an episode

[@misterwuss5456]

He got too much coffee too

[@crystalvoodoo91]

name last name One episode is enough of that garbage

[@DeusEx3]

It's like a perverted Sherlock Holmes fantasy

[@pink3puppy]

word for word almost ripped from case closed. So much so i'm actually kind of mad. kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3moe4KLbax_arMm12s

[@aarongarcia5037]

pink3puppy I knew it sounded familiar god damn it

[@EventH0riz0n]

I also was like ... "Waiiit a second..." x) Shiverbert is the GOAT!

[@ryriclan3425]

he's a weeb. Oh my god this is too much lmfao

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

I was thinking he was some kind of Sherlock wannabe from the crap he wrote. What a load.

[@meanbean6011]

You forgot some r/iamverysmart croutons for the salad...

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

@Pepe Le Pew Get out.

[@level35boss17]

@Pepe Le Pewget outta here now

[@Nik.No.K]

No it already had croutons. It needs some r/iamverysmart cucumbers or something

[@goompo]

Some r/CreepyPMs carrot slices...

[@zirconblue3358]

If its a cob salad they could be r/iamverysmart eggs cause he's an egg head

[@boiofkoi]

“Why did you become a writer?” “I ADORE WOMEN”

[@papanurgle8393]

@Butt Monkey You do my little brother proud.

[@kyoyameganebereznoff]

Citric Acid You just know his female characters are horribly written.

[@dakod6822]

*SIMP INTENSIFIES*

[@germangamer7377]

@@dakod6822 sorry little buddy but I think you meant to put intensifies there

[@pathogrin]

O h

[@floofymimi3106]

*I'M A WRITER AND I GET LAID* -All of these stories IN A nutshell

[@toadallyanonymous4625]

Mr . Anonymous *and clapped Also hello fellow anonymous person

[@Gnoza_]

Then the president started clapping while every female in the room wanted sex with me

[@lavenderpsycho]

Im sorry but i cannot like the comment it's at 420 forgive me

[@Kanezeran]

AS A WRITER I CAN CONFIRM THAT WE GET LAID. ... ... ... Eventually.

[@porcelainsoldier3781]

A perverted sherlock holmes... But he writes fanfics. About himself. With an unrealistic amount if women hitting on him. Trying to set the mood. But just trying to find reason to expose himself. ... I dont think I like this guy. His writing style is crap. And he makes me feel uncomfortable.

[@BeanieGoth]

Porcelain Soldier ikr 😂

[@BeanieGoth]

Harry Dowling omfg That is the sickest burn I’ve seen all day

[@dr.bright6272]

Same *edit* to me he comes off as the kind of guy to roofie someone

[@tirna8709]

No one: Shiverbert Creepstein: i have a knack for being able to undress in about three seconds

[@fightme7888]

Shiverbert creepstein: I can jump over an office chair from a standing position

[@papanurgle8393]

@@fightme7888 I got dizzy from how much I laughed at this.

[@nathanielwhite298]

Why do you think they call me the juice?

[@emiliew5553]

lmfao that’s also physically impossible

[@sharrkbane8779]

He also has a knack for getting charged with indecent exposure.

[@hrhargyll]

Surely the correct response to the Jaguar/alien remark is in fact “Are you on Meth?”. It’s in etiquette books.

[@ghedebaronsamedi]

@Penguin Economics bYe ByE AlIEn jUnGLe cAT~!

[@d-m-n]

It's kinda ironic how a self proclaimed "writer" can be so bad at writting a believable story.

[@meligoth]

D.M. N. The most common advice writers of any success is to write what you know. The first writer that popped in my head was Anne Rice, In her biography and interviews, her personal experiences from San Francisco to New Orleans even a personal tragedy of losing a child made her writings very believable to the audience in her book Interview with a Vampire. Whether you are a fan of her work or not, she wrote about what she knew, and that's how she made the big bucks.

[@hughsl3942]

hes a sitcom writer

[@courtneyzeo6754]

File under "fantasy/science fiction."

[@dogchaser520]

thatsthejoke.jpg

[@salrodriguez7052]

HitlerNr 2 ahhhh I remember being an edgy 13 year old too....

[@nyancat2221]

You know it’s fake whenever someone writes “and they all cheered” on the internet.

[@TheRealmPod]

When I was 6 the bullied at my school came up to me and knocked over my sandcastle. I knew martial arts so I did a triple front flip and locked all their knecks at once and murdered them! Everyone cheered as I buried the bodies in the sand!

[@jaydenk.9670]

*_and they all started clapping_*

[@김수현-m5s9p]

dID EEEEVERYBODY CLAP

[@momfaizza]

Unless you're doing a TED talk or something

[@BaggiBoi]

*_he sure does write_*

[@robboss4085]

*he's a writer. did you know that?*

[@leedoyle9007]

Hmm. He's so perseptive, he might be a *writer*

[@hopelessva6835]

Y'know, this guy might be a *WRITER*

[@Yoseqlo1]

Well, he puts words in front of other words, if that's what you mean.

[@JayV27]

I mean he did write all those stories in the video

[@scunnerdScottishbird]

He's like a mix of Ted Bundy and Brian from family guy.

[@tommysmyth1210]

On point.

[@Kmkmkms]

Idk how but that's so true

[@matabomagagane8998]

This makes too much sense

[@it4065]

Don't disrespect Ted bundy like that

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

Andy King oh my god

[@talynhastime9343]

I REFUSE to believe these aren't joke posts. I absolutely *REFUSE*.

[@talynhastime9343]

+I'm Only Spongebob After All *NEVER*.

[@UsenameTakenWasTaken]

*No*

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

Talyn has time they’re definitely fake. don’t know why everyone’s getting so mad at his posts. they’re so clearly jokes

[@pjishomo]

Rachel Johnson I also believe this dude is just a really good troll. Yes he is funny. Cringe is funny. Sorrow tv is all about cringe.

[@pjishomo]

@Rachel Comedy is different for everyone. Some people like South Park and others Hate it

[@VapricKnight]

I cringed so hard, I created a black hole. My body collapsed into a singularity. Flee while you can.

[@aaltynkaldybay48]

OH N-

[@iciclefox9901]

Ah shi-

[@THEmeepmopmoop]

Mr. Sta-

[@sandtrap175]

Holy fu-

[@hankjustilien1375]

AH-

[@fen4613]

>is a writer >starts every sentence with “I”

[@fen4613]

Wolfyy I’m actually really short, ahaha

[@zealot246]

ももこ〜 perspective is difficult

[@doctorstupid9094]

>isnt on 4chan >uses greentext

[@quinttwo]

t h a t s t h e j o k e

[@rocketgruntmason3269]

ももこ〜 you started this comment with an i

[@Cyphynte]

"How did you become a writer?" You write You like writing You work hard to improve your writing WHAT DOES BIRDWATCHING HAVE TO DO WITH THIS

[@KyriosHeptagrammaton]

If you were a writer... you would know.

[@vuivraalbastra]

Well observing the world around you can improve the quality of your writing, making the world building in your stories better or just inspiring you. However this guy "explained" it in the most arrogant and less helpful way.

[@randompromises1038]

i began writing because i've been a shut-in my whole childhood and needed to do something with my overactive imagination. jesus what does women have to do with writing-

[@alexanderpumpkin3423]

I’m a writer and I like birdwatching but it doesn’t help with writing unless you’re writing about birdwatching. But sometimes people watching can help describe something? Or thinking of normal things as if you’re doing as if you’re in a book helps me describe more mundane things but like this dude probably stalks people who look like his characters.

[@kristianj.8798]

What a sophisticated example of delusional narcissism. By writer, does he mean "affirmation-seeker"?

[@vaativavarvasleikkaus]

oh.my.god. PLEASE.PLEASE leave David Bowie out of these

[@Leileilovesyou]

MY. EXACT. THOUGHTS.

[@DarlyFofa]

👍🏻

[@borderlinelesbian9384]

THE STARMAN NEEDS TO BE LEFT OUT OF THIS

[@temporal_lacunae]

So sad to see so many cynical people on the internet judging this handsome and witty man's candid accounts of his real life events. You know the random girls who keep walking up to him in public to give their unsolicited opinion on how attractive and smart he is? Well that girl is me. It pains me that he never recognises me, I've been following him while he does his errands for the last 10 years, but every time he posts a verbatim reenactment of our encounters I swoon and I know, I just know, that I made a difference that day. I know that I am his muse, and that is enough for me. I just hope you all come to acknowledge his talent and chiseled good looks in time, alas you will probably remain blind to his renegade genius and effortless charm, just as many great artists are overlooked in their own time.

[@seanathanseastar]

Esme Nixon Is it possible that you are Creepstine, and you made this account to make yourself look better? Your next line is "That's preposterous, you absolute nincompoop!"

[@temporal_lacunae]

r/woosh

[@seanathanseastar]

Esme Nixon I knew it was a joke, I just find the idea of this guy making accounts to act as his own biggest fan kinda funny. I almost kinda wish this weren't a joke, but actually Shiverstein himself.

[@temporal_lacunae]

He's a genius and everybody should respect him as I do.

[@FezzesRCool11]

This is quality shitposting. Keep it up.

[@olly3231]

He seems like an edgy 15 years old fanfic writer, who's just finished BBC Sherlock series.

[@LO-zs3db]

This painfully reminds me of when I was 13 and I watched that show and assumed I was some kind of mystical and charismatic savant. I had Asperger’s that was it hahaha

[@tvela595]

I keep imagining Benedict Cucumbersnatch in the coffee shop with all of the sudden camera zooms from the Sherlock series

[@lilysun8673]

T Vela and with him muttering to himself too sksjskjs a little too vivid for me lmaoo

[@tvela595]

Luk As You mean Betasnitch Smorgldörf?

[@tvela595]

Luk As Sorry, I meant Bella Thorne's Carrot Patch. Idk I'm reaching lol

[@Stettafire]

Same!

[@hannahs4705]

No, guys, it's Beandip Catscratch, get it right

[@atomicdancer]

Just now, I had to go the library to use one of their computers to access the internet. You see, my phone battery has just died, because I had to loan it to an old lady on the street, who was under some duress. Her dog had been hit by a car, and she needed to stay on the line with the veterinary operator until the animal ambulance could arrive. I really didn't mind her using up all my battery power, and I even comforted the old lady and amused the little dog with coin tricks until the ambulance arrived. Afterwards I composed a little comment about it to post on this KZbin video. At first, upon a cursory review of it, I thought I wouldn't post it. It seemed kind of irrelevant to the topic. But a girl who was sitting behind me leaned over and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help reading that comment you had composed for KZbin." "Oh?" I said, with a wry smile. "I know I shouldn't read over people's shoulders," she said, with a shy downward glance. "But the comment seemed so interesting I just had to read it." "That's alright," I said, nonchalantly. "It is a public place, after all." "Are you a writer?" she asked, in awe of me. "Why, yes, I am," I said modestly. "I thought you were a fashion model," she said blushing. "But that comment was so well written, I just knew you must be more than just a pretty face." "Thank you," I said, attractively abashed, and ran a manly hand through my casually tousled hair. "Well," said the girl. "After what you did for that old lady, it would appear you are also a hero, too!" Then I smiled to myself, and realized that, while I may think of myself as just a mere writer, I am all too often completely oblivious to just how handsome and heroic I appear to others, even just going about my daily life. And why, I humbly asked myself at last, should I selfishly deprive other, lesser KZbin viewers, of this little anecdote full of relatable detail, excellent composition, and fascinating insight? Why, indeed..? © 2018 atomicdancer - professional KZbin comments writer. Commissions available - I will leave insightful comments on a video of your choice for a reasonable rate. Contact me in the replies below for details.

[@theholytoaster5781]

atomicdancer 👏👏 delightfull sir what an uplifting story 😂👏 Please i wanna read more 😂

[@cassie2628]

atomicdancer makes me wanna barf😂 I love it

[@Arbiterjim]

Ugh the perfect comment for this video. People might actually need to hire you

[@pillowprincess3673]

It's sooooooo cringy! I want more

[@Quadrenaro]

I'll pay you 9001 Nigerian Dollars to comment on my video, "Twilight calls Ghost."

[@ryderant900]

The coffee story makes me want to die.

[@fagglebag]

Allison Shadle The coffee one.

[@lanewaldrop3367]

Ryder Ant same

[@camdenfair493]

All of them make me want to die

[@lildannyoof2800]

Ryder Ant D E A T H

[@begonethot4869]

Man I'm a writer and I couldn't even IMAGINE sexually harassing a woman in a coffee store

[@emiliew5553]

BeGone Thot “coffee store” is the single most threatening phrase i’ve ever read with my own two eyes and i don’t know why. but yes i agree that shit is wack and this man should be contained

[@weasel7491]

@@emiliew5553 It's technically correct, but not what anyone uses

[@K.D.Meyers]

You must not be a real writer then

[@peachy_lili]

then you have already failed! you should take a lesson from our man Starbucks Homeslice and study everyone you meet, to an intense degree -- an uncomfortable degree, an UNREASONABLE degree! GET UP IN THEIR GUTS--

[@Anh3l-vi]

I'm sorry but the cringe killed me. You all are invited to the funeral.

[@Transectomy]

Selina Lee Gomez, Selene Gomez?

[@silver4809]

Selina Lee is Shiverbert invited too?

[@jeltje50]

ohhh shit guy, i'll bring the beers.!

[@erik_gutierrez]

I can't go, but I'm going to reply (Yes) to the RSVP so that money and space are needlessly wasted.

[@yognaut2700]

Will the funeral be black tie?

[@wp6192]

First Soothouse, then Internet Historian, and now Shiverbert Creepstein. Sorrow just can’t seem to stay loyal can he?

[@jokebox1332]

NintendoWolf dont forget slazo

[@tomascoelhodasantos9473]

Ro Diggity Fuck my joke noooooo I was too late

[@gandrod50]

Why? I dont understand, sorry

[@itsrodiggityyo9946]

Phoenix Grant you can have it if you'd like...I'll share!

[@vladimiradidas1945]

my boi is selling out

[@abeldnite]

To think that there are people so insecure that they would write fan-fiction about themselves.

[@gamingmilk829]

Abel S. Phoenix Well, they are a writer. I guess that's what he does.

[@UlshaRS]

He only eats the finest grapes so he knows he can trust the the vintage when he smells his own farts.

[@PA1RofRaggedClause]

oh. my. god. Here's your internet trophy. Fuck, I'm in stitches.

[@lilstar167]

One time, I was shopping at a sophisticated high-brand store- I doubt any of you would know it- when a man ran into the store, clutching a girl to his side, with a gun to her head! Everybody gasped. "FREEZE," he screamed, eyes flashing madly, "OR I SHOOT THE WRETCH." The store went into a panicked frenzy, with people scrambling to the back exit of the store, away from the man and the damsel. The mindless sheep were all so in fear of this man, that they ignored his wishes, risking this beautiful maiden's life. But I stood my ground, calmly watching the man, never taking an eye off of him. He looked me up and down, before sneering at me and rasping, "whaddya doin, stoopid? Nu'gunna follow the rest o' tha herd?" I didn't reply, only increasing the intensity of my gaze, causing the rascal to shift uncomfortably. "Um, sir?" someone said. "Yes, Mel?" I responded. "Backups here." Out of nowhere, the store flooded with policemen, who instantly apprehended the vagabond. Thanks to my cool-headedness and bravery, I successfully distracted the perpetrator till the police arrived! The entire police force whistled and clapped, with the store goers joining in. The girl ran up to me and clasped my jacket, batting her eyelashes. "Oh, my hero, how can I *ever* repay you?" "The pleasure of seeing you safe and sound is payment enough," I said with a wink, and she swooned as the police chief clapped me on the shoulder. They offered me a job, but I refused. I already have one. I am an *excellent* writer.

[@gamerterasu1020]

It's true, I was there when it happened! Everyone really did clap!

[@justasmltwngir1732]

This is Perfect. You are an excellent writer. Writing a parody only takes rather expansive knowledge of The Thing, but writing a good parody takes the ability to know something inside and out. Honestly, for this, you’re automatically a better writer than this nincompoop

[@justasmltwngir1732]

(I use nincompoop ironically)

[@MustraOrdo]

I can confirm. I was the vagabond. Damn smooth basterd'. Sendin' this from the slammah.

[@LuckySketches]

You forgot the part where she comes on to you and the part where you karate-chop the vagabond's face in and get a million dollars from the police.

[@Sr.Cuervo]

And then *EVERYBODY CLAPPED*

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

And *C H E E R E D*

[@Lulu-qp6oh]

*_AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED_*

[@rootintootin6492]

And the man in the car… Albert Einstein

[@gusblessen5915]

He's not only a creep, he's a bad writer, at 6:26 he says that he was pulled over two times in 24 hours twice within 3 sentences.

[@elleembee6335]

There's so much wrong with these that a good editor would lose their mind. Ignoring the misspellings, poor punctuation, and obvious repetition just leaves you with a complete disconnect from reality and unbelievably bad dialogue. Notice how many people "laugh" or "chuckle" the things they're saying? That makes no sense. It's lazy writing and makes me imagine her trying to talk as she laughed, the entire coffee shop watching with growing horror as he joined in. It'd be like watching hyenas try to communicate while you're just trying to enjoy your cappuccino.

[@Yanara126]

Ah, but you misunderstand, that's just because the cop is an idiot. Clearly the esteemed writer Shiverbert Creepstein can't possibly make that mistake. After all, he's a WRITER!

[@alexanderpumpkin3423]

Elle Embee like just say, “he laughed, then he replied “god I hate you” or smth

[@ResolvesS]

I write, John. It's what I do

[@cameronsadam]

Resolves damn it John..

[@upstairsforest]

Dodo dododo dodo dododo

[@biprr4993]

i Right more bEttr than yu

[@morriganstride8405]

Let us do... what we do. ...Its what we do

[@mariegp5021]

I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. Where do you find this shit also good job

[@ItsYaBoiBigBozo]

@Sternia Hoenheim Nah, not even white people cam be this egotistical or sad. This is an anomaly that is in a form of a human...

[@samson4725]

You see that little "r/" before every topic? That stands for reddit.

[@jeremypedersen6894]

@@ItsYaBoiBigBozo uhh that sounds a LITTLE racist dude

[@ItsYaBoiBigBozo]

@@jeremypedersen6894 Actually, now that I look at it... I can see how it could be depicted like racism. My bad, G.

[@StudioThirtyEight]

This comment made me fucking laugh.

[@jesuschristonabike8878]

It’s like someone inserted themselves into a Sherlock fanfic.

[@rompevuevitos222]

This is what happens when making up stories on someone's head isn't enough, but they also need people to think they are real

[@adammclauchlin7605]

All his characters would be self insert Mary Sues

[@MoczoUno]

Apparently he mostly writes about gross exaggerations of his own life, so I guess they kind of already are.

[@emiliew5553]

you know what? his writing is VERY similar to Onisions writing. shitty, self insert characters that everyone in the story absolutely LOVES for literally no reason.

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

When I was a teenager, I went to writing workshops with other kids my age. I'd say most of the teens there could write better than this guy.

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

@@emiliew5553 oh no, shiverbert is a grim reminder from the future!

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

Ugh. I used to only write Mary Sues. But as I got older I realized flaws are what make characters interesting, and having conflicts (actual, legitimate conflicts, not just one character hating another for no reason) makes the story more interesting as well. It gives substance to the books and makes the characters seem real. I've been writing all my life, and I'm nowhere near professional or anything, but at least I do know what makes a good story and what doesn't. And I'm not immature enough to think that all of my characters have to be perfect or liked by everyone. That just makes things boring.

[@yaboibunsen363]

Replace every time he says 'writer' with 'gamer' and you get maximum hilarity.

[@herjaatitagain7352]

Aphrodite's Ragged Strap-on Oh Lord.

[@SalahEddineH]

Holly shit your name!

[@heyguys2002]

,,How did you know i wanted hot coffee?" ,,I'm a gamer and i played so many dating sims that it's natural for me to know what a women wants. I have 2000 hours in *enter* *dating* *sim* *name* *here* let me show you my archievements to prove it real quick."

[@mykodd]

Was thinking replacing writer with delusional. For feck sake, even David bowie of one year didn't look like last year's bowie... "You look like Bowie.." " that's because I'm a delusional man..."

[@mememaster695]

Replace 'writer' with 'feminist', 'nice guy' 'asshole' or 'david bowie' and it still works.

[@BlaxicanBeautyTV333]

That coffee story made me seizure.

[@trevorclayton2131]

house md

[@mrdrprof99]

I jumped in front of a bus.

[@Ocean_Man]

bruh i phyhically cringed

[@andreabritton7415]

I know right like a lot of people including me prefer iced because you can better taste the actual coffee part if you did that to me I would be pissed

[@tvela595]

ZodiacShotgun a fauxgasm, if you will. Or maybe a pseudo-max

[@DeDraconis]

Sorrow I'm sorry I can't watch this. It's TOO cringe. I'm just going to mute it and let it play for your "Time Watched" and leave you a thumbs up.

[@lo-rez]

DeDraconis now THAT is some solid support

[@Hanzer-ns5bh]

Fucking same. I got way too mad. I made it to the part where he actually compared his complexion to _David fucking Bowie._ No, Shiverjerk. Fuck you, _FUCK you,_ *_FUCK YOU TILL THE SUN IMPLODES AND TAKES ALL TRACES OF YOU WITH IT. YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE FUCKING MAJOR TOM. FUCK YOU. YOU BLASPHEMOUS GODDAMN CHARLATAN._*

[@pim691]

Yes, I can't watch it. I support you, though. So it will be muted

[@SayonaraLovelife]

+1

[@Cazh]

Same here. This is absolute cringe overload.

[@chickengod3957]

Him: "You dont have marks that appear to be particularly abusive... and you seem like a genuinely happy person." Me: *laughs in abused child*

[@mothgrave]

god this made me laugh bc same

[@chickengod3957]

@idiotsss liveagain o yeah hasn't happened for a few years now, thanks tho!

[@rejilashinsky8223]

Lol same.

[@peachringz]

i laughed way too hard at this, fucking MOOD

[@StoutShako]

How tf can someone's throat be red but not bruised from the night before's "light choking"????????

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

4:30 “And my name? Is Herlock Sholmes.”

[@brunop.8745]

More like Phoenix fucking Wright

[@mickuwu]

1:01 time spend inside my mind

[@sweatynips4158]

Ain't that the guy who is played by Beezlebub Cabbagepatch?

[@jaded151]

More like Joseph Jostar

[@HappyPotat]

The best thing is that's an actual thing.

[@ethicalprimary8277]

Ligature marks, epidermal abrasion, and contusions are not a valid test of perception; they're an autopsy. Anyone with eyes would see these. This video hurt me. Alien Jungle Cat.

[@supahman9862]

Ligature marks, epidermal abrasion, and contusions = bruises and shit idk

[@KuLaydMahn]

Yeah, it sounds like he was watching Sherlock and decided to grab a $10 coffee in between episodes. I'll bet he even slowed down time as he oggled that poor girl he imagined flirting with him!

[@KuLaydMahn]

@@supahman9862 Pretty much. Ligature marks means the bruising/markings left from something be tied or wrapped tightly around you, like from being strangled, for instance. Epidermal abrasions literally means scratches on the surface of your skin, and contusions are bruises.

[@katiechambers1319]

Eric Coffey yep I totally see that 😂

[@DerpxGames]

Jesus Christ that coffee guy is holding up the line

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

Honestly, if this ever happened in real life both the line and the staff would be trying to get him to leave.

[@busesimsek2105]

@@stopreadingthisusername9528 no they would all *cheer*

[@Gnoza_]

They were clapping all the time

[@kys.9537]

yes... i’m a writer... on wattpad oh god please read my harry potter fan fiction-

[@doodlethealien8889]

You just made me crack up!

[@zerolayne8245]

I'll read yours, if you read mine!

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

Ky S. david bowie x reader

[@zerolayne8245]

@@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole Bruh, more like Lou Reed x Reader. Am I the only one who had a weird crush on Mok from Rock And Rule?

[@inksoakedsquid]

Perhaps... my immortal?

[@RUPPLEPUPPLE]

You know this reminds me of the time I wooed a beautiful woman by saving her from an oncoming herd of rabid alpacas, she asked me if I wanted to go on a date with her but I said "Sorry m'lady, I'm in a relationship with a dame named justice" and I drove off in my solid gold hummer. Good times

[@RUPPLEPUPPLE]

Also everyone on the bus clapped

[@casadilla111]

Rainbow-Unicorn-Teaparty. "I'm in a relationship with a dame named Justice." Yup, I'm dead now

[@mykodd]

As an angry non vegan alpaca who has missed a dozen meals to this hero, I confirm it sir.

[@advancedraymondology2914]

Did that really happen? That's awesome.

[@iFoohj]

Ummm. Alpacas doesn't ate humanes....

[@DemMedHornene]

*Cringes uncontrollably*

[@UnimpressedGoose]

*jizzes uncontrollably*

[@etharchildres3976]

Doot

[@atomicdancer]

*types uncontrolladdfngggmtly*

[@Miinish]

*sobs uncontrollably*

[@sandtrap175]

*Explodes uncon-*

[@luisgonzalez5482]

He's a writer guys! *Remember that.*

[@alphu5]

And then everyone else in the comment section cheers!

[@luisgonzalez5482]

AlphuS LF *in SorrowTV's voice* "Then EVERYBODY clapped! EVERYBODY CLAPPED!"

[@Hemroyd_Skankins]

OwO bye bye alien jungle cat :>

[@44444444443333333222]

*(?) Shiverbert Creepstein will remember that.*

[@trendrekt8363]

Uh... Fuck... What was he again?

[@derronmendel9650]

“He truly believes he’s interesting” Has a Sorrow TV special on him

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

This guy is interesting in the same way homeless people who mutter to themselves on the subway are interesting

[@kingofjs]

There's a creeepsteeeiinn Waiting in the sky He like to come and see us But he's too handsome for our eyes

[@MoldyFireflies]

3:33 “Why are you looking at my thighs in the first place?”

[@LordHookie]

...got a pair of hams over here.

[@beezuslabs3332]

The cool thing about videos in this series being a “special feature” is how its a semi documentary on bizarre characters and people found on the internet that may not be discussed on other mediums. Thanks for another video tho Sorrow!

[@lunaraven9464]

Me: im a writer This Guy: I'm A Writer™ Seriously, he's got the same vibe as a Nice Guy™ but with writing.

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

Luna is that you? It's me Weren't you that one person who I'd see in my notes on Tumblr?

[@TopazDragonAJ]

He calls himself a "writer", but the amount of grammar and punctuation errors that I spotted was just embarrassing. It's like drawing stick figures and calling yourself an artist.

[@elicrane2221]

Cyrsclin - yeah, okay.

[@ironheadxd6392]

even i can write better than this guy...

[@sparksbet]

Eh, writers have editors to catch stuff like that in their actual work, and having perfect grammar and punctuation isn't *that* big a deal in a Facebook post if what you're writing about isn't stupid and cringy af... unfortunately, that's where Creepstein falters....

[@dogchaser520]

thatsthejoke.jpg

[@strayble]

TheGreatArtorias why is it not believable to be an English major

[@STIMULUSVIDEO]

What's wrong, sorrow? Never had some college girl call you an alien jungle cat? Hah. Jealous.

[@BlaxicanBeautyTV333]

STIMULUS 💀

[@BlaxicanBeautyTV333]

STIMULUS rawr 😏

[@chrisstowe111]

What's wrong little fella? BAD at video games?

[@Kevin-nm8wm]

"Birds fly", I had told my son, which he then responded with "Not all birds can fly because penguins are a species that have wings that are used to swim not fly and the fitness gram pacer test is a multistep process." Btw my son is 5 months old

[@pouinkimir]

BuT bUt 5 MoNtHs OlDs cAn4t TaLK u sToOpIdd ???!!!!!?????

[@Kevin-nm8wm]

i cant tell if thats a joke or not but ill take it - my other 5 month old son said that btw

[@liamvogl1703]

Did everyone clap tho?

[@SniperJoeLieutenant]

Either r/thathappened, or r/whooosh

[@Cheshieruu]

yall're trying too hard to call out people now that youve learned what those subreddits are. every single comment in this chain was a joke, papyrus.

[@cupidcalling5599]

i legitimately can't tell if this is one person or just a highly specific subreddit

[@juliee593]

I think it's a very specific subreddit about this one person

[@Bohtar]

He watched Sherlock once

[@zeddy2284]

Ahmed Bohtar no He watched Rick and Morty ep 5 for 30 seconds

[@dave___]

I also have a crazy story! So one time I go to the store and the cashier asks me "Do you want a bag?" "No" I replied And the entire store clapped. That was very odd.

[@meadcwlark4064]

david... like daviD BOWIE?

[@vasvas8914]

You're a fucking guru

[@cosmiccrafter6611]

is this just supposed to be a joke or are you actually expecting people to believe that, because im afraid of getting "r/woosh"ed if its just a joke

[@cosmiccrafter6611]

Crap...

[@jborrego2406]

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@leemon2060]

THIS IS WORSE THAN ANY FAN FICTION

[@reporteddoppo700]

Even worse than the 1D-FFs on Wattpad? D:

[@TheNinja94a]

Niyo-pun those? Those are just pawns compared to this.

[@Veryfreshveryflourish24]

Chempaka Kraemer I have read fanfiction better than this.

[@dylanchouinard6141]

Chempaka Kraemer at least most of the writers of those stories have the excuse of being fourteen and not proofreading because they’re writing for fun. This guy is almost fifty!

[@emptyice]

3:01 THIRTY SECONDS?!? Can you imagine how uncomfortable that would be, you're flirting with some dude and he just stops and studies you for thirty seconds of awkward silence?

[@inthefort6003]

Something tells me none of these thing happened *I COULD TELL BECAUSE I'M A WRITER*

[@Thom_YIIK]

Inthefort people on the Internet don't lie

[@Thom_YIIK]

I know this For I am a writer

[@azathoth7587]

Inthefort Your a writer? Tell me what I'm thinking?!?

[@alexbecker2578]

I write books I can tell this because im a writer

[@etharchildres3976]

Doot

[@Nikkidafox]

In this episode, this guy thinks he's Sherlock Holmes.I'd love if there was a post where he was like "Hmm... you come from an Italian family... your father was abusive, your mother never did anything about it. You drank to forget, but never could." "What? No, I'm from Russia and I'm drinking to celebrate a promotion."

[@Jk-yb4nk]

I aM a WrITeR

[@coffeeaddictedflick7100]

'I'm a writer'... Yeah, a writer of paragraphs in Facebook :)

[@willofbob]

See, most writers could say "someone told me I look like David Bowie today!" in exactly 9 words, but what makes Shiverbert a truly exceptional writer is his ability to stretch that out into 4 awkward, awkward paragraphs.

[@Bianca-hl5ls]

And then the whole room clapped

[@Bianca-hl5ls]

Falchuba no I made my name before I put the stockings pfp lol

[@Ztygs]

And that room's name? Albert Einstein.

[@Bianca-hl5ls]

Falchuba thank you

[@pestosalad6509]

the whole galaxy clapped

[@mr.okanefan3218]

Panties You're thinking too small, the multiverse and the galaxy itself clapped, along with every single existing creature and deity.

[@CherrygroveCity]

*jazz music stops*

[@itsmrhooligan790]

i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/024/599/jazz.jpg

[@smoldream2908]

Qwaserd I agree

[@beef888]

Wtf I just saw you on the JoJo wii video

[@kamala475]

I am a simple woman. I see Bowie. I cry over his death and click. edit: btw i can cry in a split second f a m

[@keirarowe1409]

same

[@simonsnowden654]

I love your content post more

[@cacatulaa]

Same

[@kamala475]

G. Snowden - Im not sure content is the way to put it but thanks :D

[@sydneymcgraw9320]

Same

[@tiad.9536]

I see you've managed to find my adoptive brothers posts. He speaks just like this guy, and is cringy AF in real life. You should see his poetry, makes me want to rip my eyes out. I can only read 'moaned' so many times before I try and kill myself.

[@elleembee6335]

Link please? I love a good cringe.

[@chickengod3957]

@@elleembee6335 same

[@chu_Bo]

Give us the poetry sauce, you coward

[@virekin0t719]

LINK IT LMAOOO

[@paisley4197]

tia give us the poetry, it’s been a year

[@andrewbergin9084]

So I guess writers are just stalkers, it’s what they do.

[@iciclefox9901]

You switch to geico, you save 15%, it’s what you do.

[@crittermoded]

No WaIt No We ArEn'T lIkE hIm

[@Defi_Jones]

It's what I do, Jon

[@sefsprite]

EA Sports. It’s what you do.

[@papanurgle8393]

Poor George.

[@kamashinn]

And then Hitler rose from his grave and clapped

[@gurt9222]

You guys ever accidently start an ant revolution in your backyard Edit: glad to see im not the only one

[@TheWumbler]

Ugly Bool all the time

[@JesseCrabtree]

It be like that sometime

[@oneangrymailman8617]

Sometimes...why do you ask

[@gundamminecraft]

Who hasn't?

[@mymanpaddymcnair1950]

its practically second nature at this point

[@mastermindsok966]

This guy is the human embodiment of late seasons Brian Griffin

[@mimikyute7293]

"Bye bye Alien Jungle Cat." *_a w h a t_*

[@TheG_Boy]

If sherlock holmes was a nice guy

[@oogabooga620]

G_Boy do you really think this guy is nearly as perceptive as he want you to think?

[@jacencade4019]

pop pop given his stories take 6 hours to write im pretty sure he's making it all up

[@mimi-dy8uc]

pop pop he was like "you look abused but also happy.. YOU MUST ENJOY ROUGH SEX".. good deduction there bud that'll get you all the women.

[@blootoo62]

G_Boy more like a nice guy thinking that he's sherlock holmes

[@stjoan4157]

why...why would they be having an entire conversation about rough sex in a cafe...this is reaching new levels of r/thathappened

[@stjoan4157]

ok nevermind it gets worse

[@SalahEddineH]

st joan Ahahahahaha your second comment made this so much more hilarious! You're like "I was so young and naïve 10 minutes ago" Cheers! I needed the extra laugh!

[@LordDice1]

And how did he see thumb and fingerprints on her thighs and other random anatomical bits? 😅😁😂

[@stjoan4157]

Salah Eddine H no problem :)

[@stjoan4157]

Lord Dice X Because he's an author, I suppose, lmao

[@DemiBirdDoes]

"You look like a coke fiend with an eating disorder." "Why thaaaank you!"