r/dontfundme Top Posts | Reddit's Worst Beggars

[@InTheUndergrowth]

I love how Slaz isn't sure he recognized Kim K but was confident in his identifying Louis Vuitton 👌

[@BlueSkidoo13]

J Me too, bitch lmao.

[@oppakunn328]

He is Australian. People outside of us don't keep up with the Kardashians

[@jayive34]

Oppa Kunn Not sure he's a native Australian. For one, he refuses to swear.

[@josephlukies8124]

jayive an Aussie's love of cursing is topped only by our love of money. If he offends youtube's Yankee ears, he'll be demonitised in no time

[@EllaMint6111]

Ikr

[@PlatinumPerson_]

You wanted to show off your sunglasses didn't you

[@teenytiny7074]

I'm happy he did cuz now I want them...could you maybe give me like $45 to get those sunglasses, I've been in a rough patch in my life and it would be a big help.

[@Crizzelklipz]

Na, he just wanted to fully commit to the pyrocynical on adderall image he has in his head

[@Anthonybrother]

christopher langler *Accurate*

[@Futuristcoffee]

I am those sun glasses

[@brookeparish3437]

@@teenytiny7074 where the go fund me? 😂

[@wawawawawakkkk]

uhhhh i really want a man!!!!! please donate so i can buy one!!!!!! plus an extra $100 for some chicken wings

[@kenny9023]

kamila wk what type of chicken wing is 100$?

[@jerrell1169]

Dysleixa Aka Dorothy “Chicken wings”””””””””"””””„“”«»"”””””””“'

[@drifter4534]

🅱hicken 🅱ings

[@grapesodasalmander2434]

kamila wk NOOT NOOT

[@grapesodasalmander2434]

🅱️OI

[@teagandroney5642]

1:55 he's not allowed to say "honey" anymore its too attractive

[@bennettshepard6507]

Agreed, I’m a guy and totally straight

[@livingpotato5842]

Please stop..... keep that to yourself your like 10 and hes 20.

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@livingpotato5842 the op looks older than 14 and slazo is 17. it's not that deep.

[@jotaskak]

Living potato you make gacha videos and your name is living potato. you have no room to talk.

[@DavidDavid-sd2gd]

Please give me your gold- for gold studies

[@hyphins5818]

r/jokes I call that... COMEDY GOLD haha

[@AtlanticaVI]

How much gold ;)

[@casualkhajiit]

Fine, have a septim, can't even get a Nord mead with that.

[@jackrose3542]

Rspsand07 k

[@Tcflohr]

Nice try Ron Paul

[@kippaswag]

if people cant afford to go somewhere why the hell do they make plans to go “im $34,000 in debt, need to pay for my car, school and a place to live but i really wanna go to california and stay in a 5 star hotel just for the giggles lol pls give me $50k”

[@uncledavid5344]

That’s today’s society. People think it’s not fair that other people have money and fancy vacations so they think they deserve someone else to give them money for what they don’t want to work for.

[@kippaswag]

Derply :3 never been and never plan on going 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@someoneoutthere3232]

I bet there's plenty of ways for them to go to California with the amount of money they have, I mean they already got a cellphone and access, there's backpacking and workations

[@oksneezy]

fund my katana sword collection, so i can further my study in the blades

[@lunarixis9957]

Ecstasy Does the final essay involve cutting the essay to pieces with a katana?

[@astrius1005]

Don't fucking skip elf practice

[@bentenboy13]

Ecstasy whilst you begged for money, i studied the blade

[@peral9728]

My friend's family adopted a disabled girl through donations with that site... These make me mad.

[@TheCaptainNick]

My cat got a hat with gofundme. I asked for $3 and said that I would send a video of the cat wearing the hat that I had bought it with the $3 to whoever donated. I actually got $5, and was able to buy a hat and tie. Next goal is a whole suit. And then the money for the therapy for the cat after I put the suit on it and it freaks out.

[@chasetalks2much]

The sniper was demonitaztion

[@itjustworks1858]

*PIECE OF PISS*

[@connorweinman4792]

Meta af

[@breadthealien]

*SNIPIN’S A GOOD JOB MATE*

[@theponydalek7923]

I think his mate saw me. YES YES HE DID!

[@ald0319]

In the original video Slazo got shot by the sniper but then it got demonitized and Slazo had to cut that part of the video out and reupload the video and that is the video that your watching now. #RIPSlazo

[@ZombieSazza]

“And you’re surprised you see a few willies? I dunno what to say to you, it’s an occupational hazard.” **AMAZING**

[@lunarixis9957]

Zombie Sazza was half expecting a "from past experience" thrown out there, ngl

[@uncledavid5344]

Isn’t seeing a few unsolicited willies the hazards of being a woman in general?

[@darelh1348]

Uncle David Isn't seeing a few unsolicited willies a hazard of being a human in general?

[@uncledavid5344]

Well now I feel like crap about myself. I’ve never seen an unsolicited wiener. Do boys not like me?

[@ZombieSazza]

Dude, be glad. Penises are fucking ugly, nobody wants to see an unsolicited one!

[@ModsInMinecraftIL]

I just like the terraria music in the background

[@fruit5003]

I'm so fucking paranoid rn. Like, I'm sure I can hear Ice biome music, but still don't know if it's really there or not. Fuck!

[@ModsInMinecraftIL]

XD it has always been there...

[@fruit5003]

Huh, so it's always been there... thank

[@catarina9149]

It sounded like Crash Bandicoot to me..especially at around 1:22

[@fruit5003]

_Oh wait, it's in the description..._ "Background Music: Terraria Music - Underground Ice Warp Room - Crash Bandicoot Warped Music"

[@matteo-ciaramitaro]

To be fair to the house party people, I think they just made it and sent it to everyone they invited to the party.

[@childlonk576]

That sniper is persistent

[@breadthealien]

child lonk snipin’s a good job m8

[@Ctrlaltmeg]

Okay but when you say honey my heart melts

[@MonoEnta]

Can I beg for money for plastic surgery so I can look like you daddy Slazo

[@SIDE9995_]

Have $1,000,000,000,000,000,000 of monopoly money

[@hellspawned666]

I love how this reddit roast turned into a truthful and genuine tutorial vid on how to start a new youtube channel

[@BZgA]

True, that was awesome

[@blitzkriegdragon013]

The parking ticket fucking got me hard. I remember panicking over a 300 dollar ticket until my dad just paid it without telling because he knew that I learned my lesson. I WISH I got a 30 dollar parking ticket.

[@krystal9044]

🤦‍♀️ you are clearly very spoiled....

[@blitzkriegdragon013]

Well considering I got a ticket for not stopping long enough at a stop sign (I stopped for like one second and left), and now I stop for a minimum of 3 seconds at every stop sign (what's legally required), yes. I would say I learned my lesson. I also learned that police officers are literally waiting for someone to fuck up the most minor of traffic laws because he stopped me in the middle of the night, in a suburb, with no one on the street or sidewalks. So now I take less chances on the road as well. Traffic tickets are generally bullshit anyway because the ticket itself is usually 100 dollars. Everything else is a service fee for the court and department, which is bullshit because why am I paying taxes if not to go to public organizations like local police departments. I could have probably contested it, because one of the fees is the background check they run. Which the cop didn't do with my license.

[@blitzkriegdragon013]

I mean it's not like I asked them to pay for it. It's not like I went onto Gofundme and expected people to pay for my mistake.

[@billhill7330]

How did you get a 300 dollar parking ticket? Did you park on top of a police car that was pinning an elderly person?

[@uncledavid5344]

That fact that you can’t seem to tell the difference between a parking ticket and a moving violation means I don’t think you even realized what you did was wrong. And if you think “breaking for a second” is appropriate at a stop sign, then you clearly have no regards for traffic laws and safety. Unless you were trying to say you came to a stop for a second, in which case you seem to have failed basic English and need to stay in school and not drive. Unless English is your second language and your moving violation happened in a foreign country, in which case I’m sure we’ll see you on crash compilation videos soon enough.

[@hattikippax8233]

Slazo saying honey is tonight's fap material

[@HunterMearo]

Boi needs to start a GoFundMe for some concealer

[@SIDE9995_]

Yes

[@AlbaRecoil]

He's not a woman though 😂

[@emilia9756]

AlbaRecoil And?

[@AlbaRecoil]

Hun Do Keizaal and makeup is for chicks 😂

[@kotis5491]

AlbaRecoil what did we do to deserve this...

[@McHeisenburger]

Them glasses fresh af.

[@Bespeon]

Wait a sec, you can buy nail varnish for £1 yet she needs money given for a manicure? Anyway, can everyone donate to my insane obsession with nail polish? Thanks.

[@Devilinaf]

Beth Luna I think she meant like getting acrylics lol

[@celesbianmegastar]

Yeah she definitely mean getting gel acrylics at a salon.

[@maddiemainer]

My acrylics are like $45 each time feel free to fund me not having nasty ass hands

[@Romanticoutlaw]

"I only work one day a week" let me play you a sad tune on the world's tiniest violin

[@CommissarMitch]

Slazo's KZbin advice is actually good advice

[@alyssafoster4765]

You really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell L I️ E S

[@divorceattorney727]

_l i e s_

[@uncledavid5344]

If it’s on the internet, it’s true. I read that on the internet.

[@wasslin]

Reddit, more like red zit. You're welcome

[@Noooo23523]

Wesley Savage *what*

[@dooeytee6715]

Wesley Savage that was not funny

[@UwU-eb3hq]

wow - are you eleventy - slow clap ...smh

[@mavendeo]

New target acquired.

[@jonquist9950]

Bah dum tish.

[@NobodyssGirl]

Clearly the spring break person wanted a plain ticket, as opposed to a fancy ticket

[@caderidley2309]

They weren't asking for luxury foot space and premium service, just plain old commercial

[@weebnoobisms4460]

i kant wait until r/pyrocinycal

[@Onipez]

weeb noobisms I cant wait till you go back to school and learn to spell

[@weebnoobisms4460]

frick off

[@WachaooGames]

of*

[@reetyis]

Akemi Yukii I can't wait for you to go back to school and learn grammar.

[@divorceattorney727]

Im still dead inside i cant wait for you to fucking kill me

[@dylanbradfordgreenlee331]

You rock those glasses my friend

[@peterdykes]

Say willies again

[@divorceattorney727]

_w i l l i e s_

[@whosgonnaputonthebell6352]

ⓦⓘⓛⓛⓘⓔⓢ

[@ThatLittleKitten]

Keep up the good work man!! The thing about you talking about how KZbin works makes me feel happy knowing that I don't need a bunch of equipment to start my channel up again :)

[@hafsa3228]

*i am going to study wine*

[@bigkeve]

My dad has Multiple Sclerosis, and even though it’s incurable; it’s also a myth that MS is a death sentence. MS is manageable, and it can’t kill. People with MS have around a similar life span with those without MS. So, the person can’t actually say ‘my mom getting diagnosed with an incurable disease (MS) leaving me and my family to just watch as said disease slowly kills her.’

[@athenah3924]

I used gofundme when my dog got hit by a car and i mean obviously you dont expect that...didnt even get half the money we needed lmao but that guy with the 2500 goal gets 340$..lmao wow

[@meinoly809]

I love his voice for some reason

[@Intoxicatingaxe]

Love those glasses! So cute :)

[@thebenevolentsun6575]

Kinda want to do this because I feel like some random billionaire will just send me a million just for jokes

[@HollowDesert]

The Benevolent Sun They won't. Why else do you think they're billionaires lol.

[@thebenevolentsun6575]

Ein Walroß that's true

[@Felahliir]

They do buy dinosaur shir for millions.

[@saptarshiroy449]

I liked your comment just because of your name and profile picture

[@justsomegirlwithoutamustache]

The way he said “honey” literally made me melt 😳

[@VerchielxKanda]

I've honestly thought about opening a Go Fund Me for making an anime of a series that I know will never be animated. XD It was then that I realized that I need a whole lot of connections and legal paperwork to do it... =(

[@basicmobile6270]

I just need a smol charitable donation of one million dollars. LOL

[@DrumVibes]

Gofundme: I need money to make videos criticising people for making bad gofundmes on gofundme

[@skirdus367]

slazo: pay me $3000 so i can afford pimple removal

[@SakuraCrowned]

Yo honestly theres so much personality in this video from you and it’s amazing.

[@Basedphantom]

Hey slazo can you make your outro longer so that the songs next line finishes

[@Maxtibles]

Ur honestly such a good KZbinr u put the absolute perfect amount of great and funny commentary in your videos keep it up

[@jayamoore4733]

*leans back in chair* *leans forward in chair* *GURL*

[@angelhudson7683]

I've been watching your vids for a bit, but never realized how nice your eyes are. Love the content!

[@SIDE9995_]

OMG SLAZO IS ACTUALLY GOING THROUGH PUBERTY NOW HE HAS A PIMPLE

[@Zerinity42]

Randomly stumbled here...I adore you! I am subbed and currently binging! Ramble far more!

[@lessthan3bug]

Dont fund me im scared

[@jotaskak]

this comment wins

[@FluoGray]

Loved the educational/motivational part towards the end. I only then realised what an amazing backdrop you have.

[@brickman770]

Slazo has finally awakened his third eye

[@CaptmagiKono]

Man, this subreddit is one of the most prevalent examples of entitled and disillusioned mental children I have ever seen.

[@anthonygibson4911]

CaptmagiKono and r/forexposure_txt

[@hopelona2757]

1:45 who else heard the THX sound in their head?

[@alyssafoster4765]

Hope Lona me

[@gumball2253]

*ears burst*

[@peachdreams5060]

Hope Lona that scared the shit out of me as a kid

[@heathercraig8243]

I especially love your KZbin ramble. I like to think if you you put in genuine work/ effort and time then you can do anything. :3

[@pastel1791]

I mean, former sex worker here, it can be a thing you get into at a low low place and it can be very difficult to escape. I do have a little pity for that person, but it could just be due to my own experience. I'm at a better time in my life now but I know I really _really_ could have used a kickstart like that GoFundMe, and I can't even imagine being a trans and mentally ill person struggling with all that. I'd donate to that campaign if I could, honestly.

[@fungusonus]

i mean, do you really believe that person

[@stormhawk9257]

There are a lot of trans people in sex work - from those that choose the career because it's something they enjoy, to those who view it as a last resort because they have faced job discrimination in other fields (there are places where you can be fired for being trans). I honestly don't find anything unbelievable about the story, or the need to recoup money (which may represent the last of their savings) in order to move on.

[@aakashpsf]

gay

[@stormhawk9257]

Are you saying someone is invalid because they can accurately describe themselves? How is it different than saying "I'm a straight white dude, married, three kids, raised Catholic but currently agnostic, gooooo sportsball!"

[@ricardodeleon3041]

Stormhawk How many times have you seen someone describe themselves like that? But hey trigger all you want my little snowflake I invalidate seone based on decisions not cultural backround, ethnicity and social standard

[@simonpansa6929]

I only watched until 1:55 but i want to tell you: i love the Crash Bandicoot background-music! Keep it up, i love your videos, greetings from Germany :)

[@arkaidov]

"I can't believe people would actually lie on the internet" ~Buster from Arthur

[@TheLazyKey]

FriedVhs95 You fucked up the quote you waste of air.

[@arkaidov]

oof

[@Tayl0r_]

I have literally no excuse for not starting my own channel on youtube besides anxiety and me being bad at scheduling due to school. Maybe when I grow more as a person, I’ll feel comfortable putting myself out there fully. Like legitimately thank you for the advice Slazo.

[@alarev8586]

Dat terraria background music tho 😂👌

[@tord1508]

Your highest quality video yet, keep up the good work man

[@happysillygoofy]

I’m not saying it’s the case for any of the people showcased here but sometimes it is really hard to find work at all, let alone with decent pay or many shifts, in some parts of the US at least. Also headphone users beware if you watch to the end, I think I’m deaf now

[@Yawyna124]

@Username I would bet that pink-collar jobs can rival low-tier blue-collar jobs in terms of easy to become employed within. Psychologically-immature people can very easily not do well in them, granted, due to people often acting at their worst usually short of doing something illegal to pink-collar workers, and it can oftentimes be very demanding work (depending on the location, company, etc. that you're working for and in what role, but then again, that goes for any sort of job), but there's often jobs open in pink-collar that are in easily accessible locations for most people due to high turn-over and demand.

[@gabriellabooker6250]

Also @username, Just because it’s easy to find a job doesn’t mean people should have to settle for working hard only to be treated like shit by the company you work for. Take weis for example. It’s a grocery store. I work part time because they won’t hand out full time employment because it requires a pay raise. When I work, it’s about 6 days in a row or barely any days. You can’t just ask for more gifts and get them because it’s ultimately up to your manager. I got more hours this week but because of that, my hours are cut for next week. Finding a new job is hard enough, especially dependent on the area you live in and wether you have steady transportation or not. Not everyone can just up and move for a job opportunity and like I’ve been trying to stress to my sis in law, just because you go to college doesn’t mean you’re guaranteed a job in your field.

[@Yawyna124]

@@gabriellabooker6250 Oof, inconsistent scheduling is painful, isn't it? I've had coworkers that have quit because of that sort of thing; it makes life wholly unpredictable. Have you tried speaking to them about your work schedule? Sometimes that can help, but if they already have the management prowess to do inconsistent scheduling, then again, it sounds like you might not have a very good team at your store. Retail is an interesting case because, while it oftentimes gets a lot of flack for being 'horrible to employees', that is reaaaally dependent on how good the store's team is. You need managers that know what their doing, and co-workers that have their heads and hearts into it. Unfortunately as it is that "able and willing to do job functions" is a needed thing to put in a job description, when people get into a position where it is the case that they are either not able to or not willing to do their job, that is when you run into retail nightmares. When everyone in the store knows what they're doing, positions are filled properly, etc. retail can be a very nice environment to work in outside of the minority of the customers that can be obnoxious. When not? Eeeeh...

[@mastermarkus5307]

@Username Again, while this is true for a lot of places, the U.S. is a dystopic hellhole when it comes to things like "government support" and "jobs that you can live off of".

[@mastermarkus5307]

@Username Honestly, I live in Canada where it's alright, but I hear from people (in fandom groups and the like) who have a shitty time of it. I think the south is especially bad. The bigotry really can't help either.

[@waffles9000k]

Been here since 15k, 150k now boys! Keep it going Slazer!

[@MyPylou]

Am I hearing the Terraria Underground Snow theme song during the intro ? Great

[@radiohead3852]

👍

[@TheMysteriousK]

That and Crash Bandicoot I think

[@MeliXdupraeX]

Iconic. Using that “a sniper is on me but don’t worry” until I die.

[@Trixie1773]

If it means anything to you, I like your backdrop!

[@KarinMaka]

This outro song has been stuck in my head for the past couple of days. It's great I love it

[@stagnes-cd8qm]

its is four in the morning and you sound smartier than usual

[@MsAngie1011]

Haha no you chip in 😂👌🏼 the way you deliver your lines is hilarious 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@corbyn3326]

Tf2 sniper joke? +Respect

[@TheUltraBulbasaur]

I love the circular logic of "give me money so I can showcase products so you can see if they're worth your money."

[@Gardz]

Literally 30 seconds ago I’ve never been so early

[@iRinnda]

Not gonna lie, your videos, as well as their comment sections are great. But what is even greater, is the Crash Bandicoot 3 theme playing in the background.

[@gavmaster7966]

I’ve seen you at school lmao

[@cinnamonperoxide2161]

Confront him and dab

[@maikelcardeno1441]

What an honest and good natured advice, props to ya.

[@Beka_Rex]

I feel weird about myself. I have a kid probably not much younger than Slazo. The first time I heard one of his vids was when my phone was in my pocket during housework and it auto played over to one of his vids. My first thought was “damn that’s a niiiice manly voice he has there”. On further inspection into his channel, I realised he was a kid. Boy..... that was a tough one to get over 😂

[@RubyLime1]

I was at first iffy about checking you out, but after the sniper joke... Subscribed.

[@machinegunangel]

Slazo is so freaking handsome 👍

[@Dedprotectr]

I just gotta say mad respect for the TF2 Sniper at the beginning, so happy lol

[@user-gl4yu4dg9u]

I don't have any money, I'm more broke than the McDonald's ice cream machine

[@cosmo4698]

Ghostly Plebian kek

[@Squidilidink]

Slazo: *points at glasses* are you coping me Pyro: ... Boi

[@galladeguy123]

You should include the links to the posts in the description.

[@frangipanigirlcz]

Far out you have the most mesmerising smile, I didn’t think anyone’s teeth could be this aesthetically pleasing 😂

[@SuperPcPenguin]

maybe the dude who was complaining saying do i need to slap around a deceased corpse to get some attention shouldn't have made it so obvious that they made up all of those bad things that happened to them, like i doubt that someone who has been through their mother being diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, their uncle being diagnosed with cancer, and their grandma being hit by a car would be complaining online asking for some money for schooling rather than money to help their uncle with his cancer or their mother with her multiple sclerosis or even understanding that life's a bitch and if you just let life do what life does then you and the people around you gonna get hurt, and maybe even knowing that they need to earn their space in society rather than being given everything because i doubt that all the pain their family went through was actively being worked on to be prevented by them, except maybe the grandma, sometimes that shit is out of your hands because some person who's feeling a bit ballsy and/or drunk can just come out of nowhere and run you over before you even have the time to process what's going on

[@CuteAnimeGirl]

Yes their bitching isn't really going to help. I get their plight and I think wanting an education is a lot better than wanting shit like a manicure, at least with the education you can contribute back to society and you actually have to work hard to get your degree. But if he said something like, "I am working 2 jobs, attending school, and I can't afford my degree because I'll starve" THEN that's different. BTW that scenario happened to people I know in college. Many worked 2 jobs, attended school full time, and lived on their own and couldn't afford anything but 1 meal a day (rice and beans/mac and cheese/ramen). Whenever we had free pizza or food on campus they would take a lot of it with them to feed themselves for the week. Even after all that, most are still in debt after graduating.

[@Steven-hg9md]

😂😂😂😂 Great Video Man!!!! I laughed at nearly every stupid post!!!

[@idontevenknowwtf3825]

fund a disposable razor and a shaving cream, so slazo can finally shave that mustache

[@hatem8187]

im so happy for you slazo that your channel is growing up i came here and you were only at 60k

[@diluc6155]

quality

[@aestheick9972]

Congrats on 11k on Twitter!!!! 🎉

[@radiohead3852]

Target in sight

[@m3tr0idgrl]

Radio Head Take The Shot!

[@radiohead3852]

But he's so gorgeous I can't.

[@iamwedgiecat]

love you slazo appreciate your hustle have fun at school today sweetie xx

[@shyne3754]

Hey Pyro I’m early

[@tealjackson-mappus3595]

"My current backdrop is an unmade bed" lol perfect

[@Steven-dm4wb]

Hey dad

[@ChynaKn]

Kippensoep hey thresh

[@whosgonnaputonthebell6352]

Hi dad*

[@bao3601]

I love your constructive advice throughout this 😂

[@alexsamarie8379]

19 minutes late *oof*

[@al1en_k1ng]

Ur my new favorite youtuber. Earned a sub.😆

[@Glassee]

So, How aren you doing Cutie?

[@Lunilovegood]

slazo my boi i love you. your vids always make me smile.

[@procyon9965]

Why is the Crash Bandicoot theme playing in the background?

[@eridiumtotem5859]

there is also some terraria ice biome

[@dallyboy89]

Crash team racing

[@StreamHGF]

always wait to the end for the outro! i feel like slazo for freaking for the last one :)