r/TIFU by Finding Out My Parents are Swingers

[@aether1356]

So sad you didn't find the update for the hummus one, the kids "friend" found the post and it somehow came out that they actually were having gay fun times, just after the hummus

[@treymond4611]

If this is true I beg of you for a link

[@WinterBoots15]

Hummus aint that good i knew they be lying

[@Fatso97]

Yeah also disappointed he didn't find that update, it's hilarious

[@Fatso97]

@@treymond4611 it's on tifu as "turns out my son was having gay sex" or something, I'll try find it

[@anxiety_yt3737]

@@Fatso97 please do

[@enternamehere1416]

in an update to the hummus story it turns out the son actually was passionately hugging his friend. First they ate the hummus THEN they passionately hugged

[@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603]

OH MY GOD

[@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603]

Emergency hummus 😭😭😭

[@bradleyj.fortner2203]

They were using their junk as dippin' sticks.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

That has to be fake, who enjoys hummus? Update, because people thought I was being serious. That was a JOKE! Its fine if you like hummus. I'm not telling you not to eat it just because I don't like it and that's the whole joke!

[@EvilMeganium]

@@Twinklethefox9022 apparently it's now wrong to like hummus

[@TheDarkLink7]

The one about the dash cam and all. Seriously guy should be in jail himself. Not the bud who helped out the drunk gal. Major props to him for being an honest upright citizen. The ones who wanted to put him in jail with a felony should be in jail with a felony.

[@TheDarkLink7]

@@Spanu96 thats a shame. If I were him. I would've been like "F^^k this. I'm out. Bye." And let her flounder around. And yeah. I'm all for helping folks. And making sure YAIC (You Ass Is Covered).

[@strikeforce1500]

Honestly, being honest alone, very likely wouldn't saved him. Having hard proof, a witness, and noticing the editid footage did saved him

[@allisoncastle]

@@Spanu96 You realize false allegations are EXTREMELLYY rare right?

[@allisoncastle]

@@TheDarkLink7 Let her flounder? Wtf? She’s not the one who did anything wrong. She didn’t accuse him. She thanked him. But sure, just ignore women in trouble because there’s like a 1% chance you’d be falsely accused.

[@TetraSky]

Second story : Yup, this guy did good covering his butt like that. Gotta record EVERYTHING just to help someone these days, or else you get accused of terrible things.

[@Tustin2121]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how the first story completely glossed over the fact that he fell through to the floor below? Like why on earth is he embarrassed? That’s not on you, bud, that’s on your parents’ house! If anyone is to be ashamed, it’s your parents! I assure you, they probably care a lot more that their house literally fell apart around them and injured their son rather than your state of dress!

[@SquishyTheVampire]

He was embarrassed because he was naked in front of his family... Anyone would be embarrassed about that regardless of the situation.

[@JasperCatProductions]

I really don’t understand people feel entitled to someone’s else’s stuff. Like why can’t you will your stuff to whomever you want? I mean your sister willed everything to you, end of story. Ridiculous.

[@troiaofficial2818]

Because in their mind they are better than 99% of humanity and would thanos snap most of us without even a slight second thought

[@Dondizle]

With some parents they think their children owe them. "I spent so much money on you growing up, you die and give us nothing? Ungrateful!" BS. If they were better parents their daughter would've obviously included them in her will, because she clearly wasn't selfish. But they weren't, so they deserved what they got. I hope she had a really nice funeral paid for by her parents. That's probably the only decent thing they did for her.

[@Hybrid301]

Honestly, the first story sounds like more of TIFU for the original builders of the house.

[@FNLNFNLN]

The house was built a long ass time ago. For anyone scummy enough to cut corners on structural integrity on a house, it's probably more of a win than anything that the house lasted long enough for any blowback towards them would be non existent. They made their money and likely won't face consequences for it.

[@andrewjones9547]

in the code of Hammurabi, if a house has a design flaw that kills someone, the builder must be put to death

[@TheWackyWorkbench]

@@andrewjones9547 so, break the builder’s ankles

[@metanightmare4454]

Yeah, OP didn't do anything wrong. How was he supposed predict that the house would randomly decide to crap out right then?

[@thegovernment2446]

I don’t think it’s really a tifu because it was just luck that cause that

[@Xolaeth]

The hummus story 🤣🤣 caught up in the old switcheroo: "wait a minute, this isn't hummus! This is gay sex!"

[@kaytenn1]

Reverse uno card 😂

[@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness]

For the hummus story: the kid actually WAS having "fun times" with his boyfriend

[@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603]

Really? Or is this just a joke? I can't tell 😭

[@nicoleb695]

@@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603 I saw it on tumblr. Like, screenshots of the whole post. Yes, they were indeed having "fun", without hummus. But his mom likes hummus now and approves of her kid and his boyfriend as long as they're safe.

[@trevorthepoop]

@@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603 actually I saw a video of someone reading it in tiktok

[@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603]

@@nicoleb695 Oh wow! Looks like that one comment about emergency hummus was half right 😭

[@WinterBoots15]

Hummus aint that good don’t lie, yo kid a liar 😂😂😂

[@DavidRodriguez-ov8vd]

TIFU: I watched this video at work while shredding papers in the storage closet and a coworker walked in during the hummus story when the shredder was not running, the phone was on full blast, and rslash was reading “Oh my god that’s so good”. They immediately turned around not getting what they came for.

[@DavidRodriguez-ov8vd]

@@scrumblyscrimbo Zoo-wee Mama

[@pumpkin8222]

Imagine waiting for food, then seeing your naked brother fall through the roof and onto your table

[@derekwhite1870]

Dinner is served. Bon apple tea 😉

[@tehevilengineer7939]

Also, let it be a lesson to women don't get drunk in public. It's not the person that felonies you, it's the loads of people that ain't got time to mess with a false felony allegation. -the guy that will leave you to the wolves

[@casper8849]

@@derekwhite1870 haha.. since OP is large as he said... The cake is served hot to all

[@MrsShocoTaco]

"I am *not* eating that."

[@boogiebear3095]

@@MrsShocoTaco me neither 🥴

[@DeviantCinnamonfur]

NOOO RSLASH- I saw the whole hummus story, there were updates, he actually WAS passionately hugging

[@nicolelawrence7722]

Ok, I was about to say I've had hummus and I was surprised it was good it wasn't sex sound good.

[@davidharshman7645]

@@nicolelawrence7722 Some people take food more seriously than others and have a more emotional reaction as a result...

[@nicolelawrence7722]

@@davidharshman7645 I know. I had a chocolate cake so good earlier this year I would've gleefully slapped the shit out of my mother and mother-in-law. I'm talking about the disrespectful Will Smith/Ike Turner type slap. To me that's the sex sound eating equivalent. But this kid was for real having sex. So yeah...there's that.

[@hjm3601]

Last story, "How could you not see this coming" Well, you could have seen it if you watched the full 10min 🤣

[@michaelreedx6823]

Real question is who's actually op father.

[@casper8849]

@@michaelreedx6823 real question is who tf does threesome with their own brother!!!?

[@Dekubud]

Always remember: HR works for the company/business, not its employees and should never be trusted to protect or care about employees. That's what unions are for.

[@MalekitGJ]

Wrong, while HR protects the company the Union only cares for itself. Be like OP and cover your own butt, we can record videos on our cellphones for a reason.

[@mightyakkylex]

Yeah, but that automatic presumption of guilt would have me quiting. I'm not investing my time, energy and feelings into a company that doesn't value me

[@davidharshman7645]

To be fair...as an employee, I do want HR taking complaints about possible sexual assault seriously. It isn't HR's fault that the facts looked bad for OP or that the Manager had it out for OP...

[@Busefalis]

@@davidharshman7645 ? The Facts didn't look bad at all for the Employee. If the woman was telling the truth, She told them she didn't remember anything outside OP being a gentleman. HR should have dropped it then. And on a side note, disappointed in the woman. Not wanting to be involved due to embarrassment? Someone's career was at stake because they helped you. Embarrassment should be out the window.

[@RJLiams]

​@@davidharshman7645 Taking it seriously doesn't mean assuming guilty by default. Imagine if OP didn't protect himself? He'd be branded an assaulter for the rest of his life.

[@Fran10969]

There's a follow up post on the hummus story btw. Spoiler: . . . They actually were passionately hugging, but also really do like hummus.

[@BeerBong97]

You got the link?

[@DarkenKnight324]

@@BeerBong97 KZbin doesn't let you post the link, but it's pretty easy to search for

[@audreym3908]

@@DarkenKnight324 Another thing they love to torture us with, yet they let bots post links🙄

[@Fran10969]

@@BeerBong97 like Aaron said, links don't work. It's just a quick Google search away though - try "i thought my son was eating hummus meme"

[@buddyburrows]

14:05 the Sister's Will story. The parents have a little leg to stand on based on the information we don't have. If the parents were not put in the will at all (ie specifically saying they have nothing or at least providing a dollar) then they can sue under the grounds of being forgotten. It's not common for a case like that to win but it does happen and if it does then they can be forced to liquidize all the assets essentially losing the house.

[@MalekitGJ]

Don't worry, that only applies to same generation level to lower, or basically your siblings, spouse, children, in lower to top priority in that order. The parents don't have any scaffold to stand in this matter.

[@davidharshman7645]

The one argument that might stand is if the parents argue that they paid for the funeral relying on the understanding that the deceased's estate would reimburse them as part of the will. To that end, they might be able to sue for reimbursement of the funeral costs from the estate. Now, as long as the estate has enough funds to cover the funeral, that wouldn't put the house at risk. However, if it didn't, a lawyer could insist the assets (including the house) would need to be liquidated to cover those costs.

[@Scarlett.Granger]

They don't got much i think. Of course everything comes down to where OP lives, but usually these "mandatory inheritance parts" only work down the generational line, eg. you have to give a mandatory minimum to all your biological children, and your married spouse. Also they're probably out of luck with the funeral costs, cause this will probably fall under family duty laws, such as parents are to provide all necessities to their children, or children are to pay for care for their parents when they are really old, etc. So them paying funeral costs for their own child won't be easy to fight, especially if OP is under 21.

[@RainbowMama143]

That’s why you always will something to them, even if it’s just a dollar.

[@DarkEinherjar]

Sounds like the first story is a tragedy waiting to happen, and a sign that OP's mom is in dire need of either a new house or some serious structural reinforcements on her current one...

[@zally8183]

"She asked that I didn't involve her anymore than is absolutely necessary as it's very embarrassing for her." *oh it's embarrassing for you is it? i can't imagine anyone else in this situation is embarrassed right now but sure, don't help the guy out of a false rape charge because it would be embarrassing*

[@NichtcrawlerX]

How is there a case, when even the "victim" says there is no case and does not want to be involved in said case?

[@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603]

Doesn't stuff like that happen all the time? A victim of SA saying there's nothing going or something didn't happen but they're just lying because they're afraid?

[@Dekubud]

Because HR doesn't care about the truth, they only care about what their boss tells them to do.

[@raarasunai4896]

Guilty until proven innocent, and “victim” account isn’t “proof”. *shaking head*

[@davidharshman7645]

Trouble was, the victim couldn't say there was no case. She literally didn't know enough. And, it probably shouldn't be up to victims to decide if crimes should or shouldn't be prosecuted...especially in cases of potentially violent crimes. Too many victims get intimidated into silence to allow that.

[@Jo-yp8wy]

There's an update.

[@mrlugh]

I'm surprised no one is questioning the veracity of the mother's claim in the last story. The only way OP will know for sure is they'll have to watch the entire video lol.

[@paranoiarpincess]

One of my greatest joys in life is watching people mix up homey and homely. Homey means nice and cozy and just like home whereas homely means ugly. So OP in story 1 called their mom's house "nice, cozy, and ugly." LOL!

[@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603]

"You have such a nice cozy, ugly house!"

[@lazerlightening]

I have 100% made that mistake several times.

[@infernal_aucard8343]

That last one really takes "family bonding time to a whole new level"

[@mattroy3154]

Yeah, it went from not incest to maybe incest and that made it all better.... ?!?

[@infernal_aucard8343]

@@mattroy3154 the creepiest thing is a farm just down from where I grew up had one of these weird incest things going on everyone in town knew in hours after I came out but this was also the family that had a uncle that lived there liked to get "close" to the sheep they were messed up

[@xmoney-pb5uo]

@@infernal_aucard8343 The fact op didn’t cared his mom fucked his uncle and she wasn’t cheating had me shocked. Dad and uncle basically ran a train on yo mommy

[@wakeangel2001]

Its worth noting that an Uber driver that refuses to drive drunk people home underminds the entire purpose of Uber

[@impossiblegrl3698]

friends and I once had an Uber driver refuse to drive us after a night out drinking. told us "you girls can just walk, it's not that far". this was 1 in the morning, in March in Michigan, downtown in a major college city. our destination was 5 miles away.

[@josephnorris4095]

@@impossiblegrl3698 Then get a taxi and sure, it will cost more but that is the way it is.

[@TheAmyStroodle]

So sad that he felt he needed to record the insides of his car and make a video of him walking her to the door JUST to avoid something like this - and so good that he did!

[@silverflight01]

Story 2: Why do people tend to assume the worst? It's like everyone is on edge every second! And imagine being so resentful that you would want someone's life ruined because you thought (or a friend of yours thought) they were doing [REDACTED] with your ex.

[@raarasunai4896]

Guilty until proven innocent because apparently no one has good intentions anymore

[@bradleyj.fortner2203]

Yeah, it's messed up when guys do it. But, when women do it, it gets a hashtag and a movement.

[@raarasunai4896]

@@bradleyj.fortner2203 Yup. Their answer to sexist behaviors of the past? More sexist behaviors on the opposite side of the pendulum

[@Twinklethefox9022]

That's how it is now with guys. If a woman did it, they wouldn't think twice. Its because of a certain movement. It started off nice and all but now it seams to be more about women hating men for no reason and thinking every man has bad intentions. I'm a woman and I get so annoyed with this stuff.

[@Jo-yp8wy]

There's an update.

[@maieen2665]

*First OP:* I was wondering how OP showed up to a family dinner nekkid, but … that’s _one_ way to do it! I hope OP’s ankle is okay. *Second OP:* This can’t be good…. I hope the manager gets fired. *Third OP:* …I should try hummus. I’m glad the story had a happy ending, so to speak. 😛 *Fourth OP:* I agree with the reply. OP’s sister just passed, and all her parents care about is her inheritance. I hope the “parents” lose the inevitable lawsuit. *Fifth OP:* What in the daytime soap heck!? Poor OP! And poor OP’s father and aunt! Oh, nevermind then… Looks like OP learned the hard way not to look at someone’s hidden folder, lol

[@thetruth1816]

Not just fired but humiliated then fired is what that manager deserves..

[@minacd]

There was an update for the third story. It appears that the kids WERE passionately hugging, but had the excuse of the hummus. The concensus in the comments was that OP was a troll because their post history didn't add up

[@maieen2665]

@@minacd And that’s why you should always trust your gut, assuming this really happened

[@319hiroyuki]

DAFUQ RSlash HOW COULD YOU miss out reading the update on the hummus story??? Didnt OP already find out that…

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

?? There is no update. It’s been deleted for being “spam and misleading” it’s been confirmed that the update of the “hummus” story was fake by someone pretending to be her sons friend and she fell for it. I know because not only am I friends with both of them but *_who would admit to that?!_* lol

[@Wendy_O._Koopa]

I like how every other comment on this video is, "How come you didn't add the fake update?!"

[@KaylaMays02]

Good morning rslash! Thanks for being apart of my everyday routine. ❤️

[@shykorustotora]

OP: "I didn't watch past 5 seconds" Me: "You watched it AT ALL??"

[@Popsicle_Warrior22426]

Thank you Rslash for these videos, it's been a hard few days for me since finding out friend was killed, these videos are one of the very few lights of my morning, keep doing great

[@eringantz4508]

I miss you saying "passionate hugging" for sex, saying intercourse is boring

[@bland9876]

The only problem in that last story is whether or not the uncle's wife knows what's going on. Being that the husband and wife are ok then they are not cheating but we don't know about the uncle's wife.

[@tehevilengineer7939]

the camera lady?

[@pinkcuteturtle]

I was so disappointed I didn't get to hear rslash read out loud that there was indeed some passionate hugging going on. As well as the ending of the update where the mom asks for things she could eat with hummus 😂

[@richewilson6394]

That company shouldn't have alcohol based parties anyway. This what could potentially happen to their workers in terms of being assaulted by anyone. I'm a woman and I WILL NEVER GET WASTED OUTSIDE OF MY HOME!!!

[@richewilson6394]

It wasn't OP's fault to have fallen through the floor. I be getting out of that damn house cuz what if anything else should happen. Like the tub

[@A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06]

That was my thought like hol up, the tub? The bed? What next? First a human next the furniture

[@richewilson6394]

@@A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06 I'm like was Op 300-plus pounds?

[@A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06]

@@richewilson6394 same but I've worked on houses that you could weight just a hundred pounds and still fall through, if it's an old house plus water damage or something else its possible

[@richewilson6394]

@@A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06 yeah or it was a crappy build house or the house has termites Maybe.

[@Janenba]

Story 2 is the reason many guys refuse to help women in need. There is a huge chance of falsely accusations and without all the evidence to absolutely prove innocence it is assumed guilty with zero proof of wrong doing.

[@songohan3321]

Once again, caring does not always mean sharing.

[@thedailysquirt6060]

He wasn't just eating hummus they did indeed do the diddly💀

[@freedomlindsay3084]

Another great day waking and baking with rslash and in one minute of upload my fastest check in my wifi sucks

[@TH-cw6wb]

OP was so so so so smart to video everything, taking her home. If I, as a woman, saw that same scenario he mgr did,I'd rather would have called the cops to do a wellness check on her. At the very least, asked her about it, or maybe check at her house. Not run to HR. That part is weird. A guy taking a drunk coworker home in his car, her willing even, is still a scary thought. I know I know , it's a bad stereotype, but also, all to often true. Even ones where the girl denies it, it's still happening a lot of those times too. What should happen instead? Well, this hero did one of the ways, helped while fully protecting himself. But she shoulda planned ahead. Called a friend or family member. Gotten a female coworker to drive her home. The job maybe shoulda made arrangements , f big enough. A sober cab, maybe.

[@11regnartseht]

So you're implying most men want to, and do, sexually assault drunk women, even when the woman denies it? Good job creating a disrespectful stereotype for both genders. The reason the guy filmed everything is because of people like you.

[@davidharshman7645]

Super valid point about contacting HR afterward instead of police at the time... That said...if I saw that after a work party, I don't think I know enough about any of my coworkers to do so effectively. So, had it been a real issue, maybe contacting management/HR would be the only viable option? Especially since the worker involved didn't know what happened either.

[@Busefalis]

I'm sorry but no one should have to go through all of these protective measures. Taking a drunk coworker home, regardless of sex/gender should not raise any flags. Attitudes like this are what keep people from wanting to help others. Taking a drunk woman home from a company party shouldn't have to make you go into a defense posture where you record everything. Especially in a situation where she claimed she didn't recall anything happening and was sure nothing had. Why not believe the 'victim'? (In quotes as she was not a victim)

[@RJLiams]

Between stories like this and my own experience I make it a habit to record any and all interactions with a drunk woman. If I can't record for whatever reason, she's 100% on her own. I'm out of there the second she starts talking. Rather be a jerk who didn't help than an innocent man sitting behind bars over a lie.

[@TheVampireAzriel]

It's glad to hear about a parent being supportive of their hummusexual son.

[@Memyx]

Ah yeah, the old "we were eating hummus, mom".. Never fails.

[@Anonymous_Individual]

So… OPs dad was fooling around with his brother? not gonna lie that’s kinda messed up

[@Jackie-McCann]

Good, I’m not the only one who was thrown off by that.

[@ShinigamisBlade]

I was looking for this comment so I could post it if no one else did. That's just gross 😨

[@lynnclusive3577]

Um i think the more logical conclusion is both were fooling around wit the mom, not each other. it's not uncommon honestly

[@ShinigamisBlade]

@@lynnclusive3577 @Lynnclusive the way its written, the dad was there with the mom and brother since she said op just needed to watch more to see that they're all there and no one is cheating. Otherwise, if op's dad wasn't also in the video with the brother, how could the mom claim both of them know, unless the dad stated in the video "this isn't cheating". If you meant it isn't uncommon that two brothers are having sex with the same woman at the same time, what in the hills have eyes Alabama world do you live in?

[@lynnclusive3577]

@@ShinigamisBlade that's common in alot of places. Not to mention all over 'videos' of twins being fooled with at the same time by one guy...

[@sentinel6859]

Why is the reaction of someone seeing a guy helping a drunk woman into a car and assuming the absolute worst "Oh, I'm going to tell someone at work tomorrow about this!" ?

[@dracko158]

OP: **Helps a drunk girl into car** HR and Manager: *"SeXuaL hArRasSmEnT!!!"* People just love to vilify males sometimes right?

[@FNLNFNLN]

You missed the part where the manager was deliberately trying to screw OP over. Nice try I guess?

[@shykorustotora]

Feminists be like: "ALL MEN ARE EVIL!" then 5 minutes later "I'm drunk~ Can you take me home?"

[@blazertracer1]

Sue Sue Sue

[@bradleyj.fortner2203]

No good deed goes unpunished. It's sad but true.

[@davidharshman7645]

I feel like you might have missed the point of the story... They weren't vilifying males...the manager went after OP because he sees the female coworker as nothing but his friend's property. If that had been another female coworker, the manager wouldn't have complained at all.

[@mightyakkylex]

I would quit over that presumption of guilt and toxic/stressfull environment in the 2nd storry. That company is nuts and they don't deserve my trust and commitment anymore

[@annegriswold2116]

Sister's Will Story:So sorry you lost your sister OP, especially since it sounds like she was the only family you were close to, at least as far as immediate family goes. I agree that OP should get a lawyer as well as a financial advisor and any other help possible. Its scummy that the 'parents' tried to show the house while OP was still living there, well aware that its where she lived with her sister. Its not clear what the Sister's will says, but I hope she left the parents something even if its a single dollar between them so they can't contest the will. It would do OP good as well if there is any evidence they can get for the attempted showing of her property without her consent, and that Sister was no contact with the parents. That's just disgusting that their daughter dies, and all they care about is the financial gain, to the point they are trying to steal what they can from their other child.

[@munchie3909]

How the faq is the one about the man helping a drunk co worker a TIFU story OP didn’t faq up the manager did.

[@silverflight01]

Story 4: Why is it so common that wills cause fights? It's so absurd! It's better than nothing!

[@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603]

I guess since sometimes it can be a life changing amount of money? Greed i guess

[@skorpiongod]

Greed and entitlement. If the people fighting have a soul then there's also all the stress involved with grieving and dealing with the aftermath of the loss. It's also not uncommon that multiple people want the same specific things because of sentimentality and are being stubborn.

[@francescaperron2003]

First story is why I'm glad no one lives above me

[@macandbeans8914]

I can understand why HR was suspisious of OP. The worst is to be assumed because it happens a lot more than you'd think. The fact they took action is actually good and as long as they hear OP out and the girl who was given a ride home then OP should be cleared up.

[@CidVeldoril]

Parents trying to scam you: You're in luck. Truth is a defence against all kinds of shit. So, if they even start court proceedings, bring that to the attention of all of HIS business contacts and all of HER friends. Ruin them. They are worth less than a bug you squash.

[@SoldierSpiderx]

the second story really piss me off cause this happened more by the fact the manager saw Op put the drunk women in his car and decide to tell his buddy and the buddy decide to tell the manager to ruin Op life cause his buddy it bitten and mad about the women who thank god told HR and other people that Op didn't do nothing to her and I got a strong feeling she probably knew it was her ex since the manager was his buddy and glad the owner got the truth out and hopeful the owner fired the manager and that OP sue the manager and his buddy and not the company

[@ZacharyDavidColeman]

Former will writer here. It's worth noting that in the case of the inheritance story, in some countries/places the parents actually genuine would have a legal case to sue for a portion of the estate. It's unlikely that they would win, but not impossible. The law surrounding estates and probate can get a little messy, this is why it's important to have a solicitor/lawyer draft your will rather than writing one yourself. You never know what legal loophole someone might use to try to steal a portion of your estate.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Someone not involved sees a coworker help another coworker into their car because they're plastered, and everyone automatically assumes assault and misconduct? Wtf The drunk woman in question isn't pressing the issue either wtf

[@lightningcat815]

The hummus story has a really good update!!

[@cherenkov_blue]

I find it ironically wholesome that the parent in the hummus story was only worried about proper protection, and didn't care if they were having some passionate hugs 😅 Honestly, as a seasoned gay, I've come up with way more elaborate cover stories than that, so it's entirely plausible that "it was just really good hummus" worked. Also, as was already said by another YT commenter, the "friend" found the post and confirmed that they were in fact passionately hugging.

[@ManlyStump]

I was totally waiting for rSlash's usual "and if you've still got that video OP..." line!

[@WiseWordsbyWiki]

I'm kinda amazed how all the people forcing the false assault accusations are men in story two and yet the comments are still "this is why you can be around women"

[@willow8186]

Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing.

[@nadine8078]

OMG the last story!!! My grandparents came to visit me when I was 5 (way back in the 70s). BTW - my GRANDMA proudly - PROUDLY!! - told me this story when I was older and married. It was their first time in a hotel (they were in their 40's at the time) and I guess they were like giddy newlyweds. And took some naughty photos of each other. And the photos were in the glovebox of their car. Well, later during the visit, my mom was in the car with my grandpa getting gas and my grandpa always kept track of mileage and gas - so my mom went to the glove box to get his notebook. She saw the photo envelope and went "oh, pictures!" and well.... lets just say she was slightly traumatized. My grandma was the one who gave me the "the talk" when I was younger - and as she always said - "sex is a beautiful thing...especially when it is done right" - with a wink at my grandpa.

[@wargraymonking12345]

thanks Rslash for the great consistent content

[@DreadEnder]

Hahahaha that first story is like one of my grandpas, When my grandpa was around 10 during WWII his house got bombed and the floor of his bedroom collapsed, fell fell straight through, right onto the dining table where the whole extended family was eating. One of the best stories from him hahaha 🤣 Comment if you want me to share any more

[@audreym3908]

Wait what?

[@RJLiams]

Men, let that HR story be a lesson to you. Never, EVER be alone with a drunk woman without some kind of protection. Record the moment you begin interacting with them. All it takes is a single accusation to ruin your life.

[@tra12048]

The problem ends up being what the recording laws are in your area. It's a good thing that the OP lives in a one party consent state(allowing him to record his interaction). Imagine if he lived somewhere like California, where you need consent from all parties involved. His recordings would likely be considered illegal, as your consent isn't valid if you're drunk. (Though, I don't exactly have a perfect understanding of these laws, so this is just my own assumptions on how it works. I could very well be wrong)

[@enternamehere1416]

happy rslash time yall

[@LunetteFox]

So my coworker is a Vegan and he is very nice about sharing his food with someone if it means he can interest them in his diet choice. I asked him about hummus since I'd never tried it and he brought it often. He gave me one carrot with a slightly spicy hummus on it and I've been hooked since. It's good stuff!

[@thebrokegothgirl]

Because enough guys « helping » women who are drunk aren’t trying to be helpful rslash. I rather be wrong with assuming a threat than right.

[@minimm2013]

Dude! That exhusband wasn't even concerned for her safety he was angry because she might be getting with OP. Like what if it wasn't OP and instwad some actual rapist/murderer who did that? He'd be more upset about her "getting with another man" that being raped.

[@rachel5369]

For the last story, I believe that's called.... Morbid curiosity haha

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

So…no one’s going to mention that the last story OP’s dad had a three way with his wife and *BROTHER*

[@lynnclusive3577]

so? Both were fooling with the mom, it's a pretty common thing

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

@@lynnclusive3577 they were naked at the same time In a sexual way Is that not weird?

[@michecruz9527]

I almost dropped the water pitcher from all that sarcasm at the end, omg

[@David_Quinn_Photography]

the estate post I really hope OP has 0 issues with the family once this is all over. its stressful and if someone puts something in your name you should get it. my family and I went through this process back in November with my grandmother who passed away on Halloween day and 0 issues with anyone in the family but it's stressful.

[@strikeforce1500]

2nd story: I'm glad OP, the girl and the lawyer manage to save the situation. The manager could had easily ruin OP's life. I wish the Manager and his daddy golf buddy end up in jail tho R/Slash. My dude you would be surprised how many guys have their lives ruin based on a single lie. 4th story: I hope OP gets an attorney. And never, EVER, talk with his parents again. They don't care about OP nor their recent dead daughter.

[@franciscojaviermendezrinco1902]

Third story: That's like me when I eatmy favorite tacos with one of my favorite sauces, that sauce is named in spanish "salsa macha", is bathed and fried in oil and that also helps to preserve it without refrigerate it and tastes really strong.

[@terrex28]

The 'Hummus' story: we were partaking one game night, and experimenting with different things, a friend had brought cherries to share and I volunteered to try a cherry . . . it was really good. Does Hummus really go with almost everything?!?! LOL

[@hyper.nova25]

OP really saw a hidden folder full of mom's naked pics, went "what's that video?" (In the tune of who's that Pokémon) and then transformed into shocked Pikachu when it was more naked mom content

[@thegamecubex9884]

When curiosity dose more then kill the cat 🤣

[@JohnnytheYouKnowWhat]

A hummus party. *A HUMMUS PARTY* I'm dying.

[@irishhuskie2585]

Story 1: it was sure nice of OP to drop in like that!

[@Mahami92]

I was gonna type how it was a wholesome hummus story, then I saw the comments and saw that they DID passionately hug. Mom's senses were on point. lol

[@SilkSpyder]

IM with you on that last story. the OP saw the picture. i can safely say this is where most of us would burn the phone and make a therapist a trillionare. But not OP . they went nah that was probably a fluke .. i wonder what 4 PICTURES FURTHER? 4. PICTURES. FURTHER. nah that's definitely on YOU OP!

[@boogiebear3095]

The first one: poor thing. 😳 Second story: oh shit. I knew where this is going. Oh it got so much worse… Awkward 😳 hummus huh?! lolz Aw 😔 sorry OP. She loved you and she wanted to take care of you. What!? I’d be livid! Absolutely livid. Oh no! Not those type of photos 🤮

[@LordBummingtonThe3rd]

I would be so assured of the parents not getting anything from the estate, it's not unheard of for people initially excluded from a will to be awarded a portion of the estate via lawsuit. If you want to rest more assuredly, leave anyone you might expect to be a problem an inconsequential sum of money, like a penny or whatever, that way they can't argue that you didn't mean to exclude them.

[@godlegend-jz8kv]

I am not a bot, but still i can say rslash does consistent uploads every day. I cant even make a video a week lol, my other channel which was for vids has been ded for 9 months.

[@ThisisTechie]

The last story: *phub intro intensifies*

[@woofy1988]

Story 6: OP to OP after playing the first 5 seconds of the video: "Aww fuck. I can't believe you've done this."

[@TetraSky]

Fourth story : And that's why I don't discuss my finances with anybody... Vultures are afoot.

[@wyeteepaleface9199]

I hope the guy who helped the drunk girl sues the life out of the company and the false witnesses.

[@demonbabe84k3]

Lmao at the hummus and photo stories 🤣

[@HasufelyArod]

16:01 I might be one of those pervs. Yes, with the context and the plot given, the entire affair becomes spicier and tastier.

[@silky0439]

This was HYSTERICAL! (Especially the last story!)

[@CrazyCatnipHigh]

That person going through their mother’s hidden photo album on their phone has serious issues. 1.Other peoples hidden folders are off limits. 2. Who are you to go snooping in your parents business & then confronting them about their sex life? That’s messed up

[@barbmck28]

Sometimes these videos just aren't long enough hahaha! I get invested in the stories and then the video ends.

[@Punmaster9001]

Story 1: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Story 2: I hope OP can get legal justice from this, including ruining the manager's life, if not just helping to end it. Same with the ex-husband's Story 3: I know this story, how did rSlash not find the follow-up?! As the commenter said, it was a cover, she finds out it was them having sex! xD Story 4: This story belongs in the entitled parent's subreddit. I hope OP gets an attorney that can help Story 5: OOF. double OOF.

[@chelseamorell7505]

Hey I’m glad I found this channel because I would have been bored through out me being sick I have been sick with covid for 2 days now and your videos entertain your my hero:))

[@mr.scarlo2234]

I hope that everyone is having a good Wednesday!

[@justme9733]

I like how reliable this is

[@VarmintLP]

8:30 I feel like false accusations should be punishable. Possibly even worse than the punishment for a real offence since it can be life ruining.

[@jdii5698]

2:05 - dash cam FTW. First rule of dash cam club is don't talk about dash cam club.

[@jasminebyrne5328]

Sadly some men like to pretend they are friends / boyfriends And a lot of the time people don't do anything when this happens And also the love to drinks getting spiked is getting highest At least he had prove his innocence

[@ONLYB_JOURNEY]

I wasn't expecting him to fall through the floor OMFG