r/TiHi - But... She DIED THO??

[@ink-samaproductions638]

Someone actually solved the baby centaur problem by making the baby develop longer than 9 months, making the bones stronger and the baby able to hold its head up

[@Aziara86]

Yep, horses carry their babies for 11 or 12 months, so the human half would be like a 3-4 month old-- which can usually sit up on their own. Only reason humans are born so floppy is if they grew any larger, they would never fit through mom's pelvis. Compared to the rest of the animal kingdom (except for marsupials) our babies are born horribly premature.

[@Rabbit-the-One]

Fun fact, that's exactly why our babies come out so useless by comparison. Human adolescence is so long because we come out only half baked to accommodate our upright pelvis. Animal adolescence ends so fast because they can stay in until they're fully developed.

[@ratboy2]

feel bad for the centaur who has to give birth to that baby 💀

[@The_Professional_Moron]

The gestation period of a horse is 11 months. The gestation period of a human is 9 months. So how long would the gestation period of a centaur be?

[@maledictionwolf]

@@The_Professional_Moron well, IIRC the gestation period for an elephant is 2 years, so th at seems to be the upper bound with real life biology.

[@sallyphilpin4939]

• Foal: A horse of either sex less than one year old. • Yearling: A horse of either sex that is between one and two years old. • Colt: A male horse under the age of four. • Filly: A female horse under the age of four. • Mare: A female horse four years old and older. • Stallion: A non-castrated male horse four years old and older. • Gelding: A castrated male horse of any age.

[@localheaddealer1382]

What's the difference between castrated and non-castrated?

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

@@localheaddealer1382 castration is when something has had surgery to where it can't impregnate something.

[@seigeengine]

Horse girl - anyone who gives a fuck about anything you just said, of either sex of any age castrated or not.

[@imasinnerimasaint]

@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor or a rubber band tied around the balls so they die and drop off on their own.

[@Kualinar]

@@localheaddealer1382 Non-castrated : Have his balls intact and functional. Can make a mare pregnant. Castrated : No longer have his balls. Can't make any mare pregnant. Normally MUCH more docile, possibly to the point of being apathetic. Tend to get fat easily.

[@xen0bia]

That snake with arms is actually a five-toed worm lizard also called the Mexican mole lizard, and I agree, it's cute AF!

[@noneyabuizz9749]

Thank you this is why I came to the comments

[@scepticalhyenas5750]

They're a species in the amphisbaenian group, aka the "worm lizards" and I swear everything in that group? Is just the fucking BEST. I'd encourage anyone interested to look up the red worm lizard, _Amphisbaena alba,_ if in need of a quick laugh. Legitimately just a little screaming sausage creature.

[@LiminalTours]

Okay. It is cute, but also my brain is like, "Drop a book on it!" I would never do that, of course, but... My brain!

[@Fruityflootloops]

I love them so much. If they weren’t so unfit to keep in captivity from what I’ve heard I would say I wish I had one

[@Fruityflootloops]

@@scepticalhyenas5750 I love worm lizards so much too omg.

[@EmillyOrr]

Hostile architecture is HUGE in the US. Other examples: benches and low walls with 'decorative' studs that are okay to sit on for a bit but will hurt long-term; spikes under underpasses so no one can sleep or even rest there; arm rests between sections of public benches (thus hurting the homeless, the disabled AND those large than the narrow section of bench remaining, triple cruelty); 'leaning bars' have replaced some benches, so that's a way to remove the bench entirely; round metal tubes instead of benches for 'style' but again, it's designed to make them uncomfortable as seats; sidewalk 'art instillations' (which are basically varnished sharp rocks that are difficult to sit on to rest, and that take up space someone may choose to sit directly on the sidewalk for); stands of metal or stone bollards or poles that allow people to enter and exit businesses but again, no rest; uneven bars positioned over exhaust vents in large cities so homeless people can't stay warm by sitting on them; benches that are hinged to fold and lock up at night; and benches that require payment to be used, or small sharp spikes will pop up (they're generally not sharp enough to wound, but they WILL cause discomfort). I hate hostile architecture. It's even spread to birds--some cities have decided the way to keep cars clean is to put thin flexible plastic strips of sharp spikes onto tree branches, so birds can't land.

[@juliashirokova8374]

sounds awful man

[@chaos2232]

Poor birdies 😢

[@Joirish-rm7jk]

Dude the army is so predatory in America they actually set up booths in underpreforming highschools and puts on assembies for k-12

[@thatonearoace]

My high school wasn’t even underperforming and yet I can remember one of the recruiters coming up behind my friend and I and just went “Happy birthday” before passing either a card or pamphlet to my friend. It became a running joke the my friend had 2 birthdays

[@Joirish-rm7jk]

@thatonearoace my school was super low on funding so we had an army person come every week and sit in front of our cafeteria advertising enlisting. They'd bring out a pull up bar or have push up contests for free army pens and alike. So I could be bias when saying this

[@Mo_Speckleblitz]

My cousin's highschool has army recruitment as an optional class. A F#&@ing CLASS

[@Joirish-rm7jk]

@@Mo_Speckleblitz oh god that's even wise than mine!

[@jarboyo4]

@@Joirish-rm7jksame at my highschool, but honestly i don’t think it was even that bad (as in not underperforming.) there would be a booth in the cafeteria for at least a few days in a row. i can’t remember if there was ever a pattern to it. there’s also an Air Force base within like 20 minutes away from the school so that could be part of it too.

[@le_quill8968]

20:37 the gender reveal story happened in Brasil, they were charged a stupid low amount of money for basically destroying a small waterfall and river that supplied water to a small rural town. As a Brazilian this news made me so pissed when it happened and even more angry when I saw how light was their punishment.

[@ramtosantosa7661]

Let the townspeople take this matter into their own hands, give em the personal info

[@mrr1132]

Well, as a non-Brazilian... nope, pisses me off as well. PLEASE tell me fines are only part 1 of his many punishments?

[@kovudiangelo7734]

@@mrr1132 nope... But we can still dox them and let the people who were literally in drought solve this for themselves since the justice system won't

[@juliakiehl9557]

Gender reveal parties are SO unnecessary and often seem to have really bad outcomes. I think we should stop doing that ✋🏻😐

[@plantainsame2049]

The f*** f*** did they manage to destroy a f****** waterfall

[@ShadeScarecrow]

Honestly, the whole "burn your loved ones but keep their bibles" thing seems pretty on brand for god

[@rubengh9337]

I ruined your 69!

[@coma2726]

Don't forget to destroy anything we can't fit on a boat and have all the animals we saved breed until they go extinct or are so inbred that they look completely different.

[@williamchamberlain2263]

@@coma2726 plus the whole second generation has to be a big pile of cousin-cest.

[@coma2726]

@@williamchamberlain2263 yeah, Christians proof is just. Trust me bro, it's very cult-ish

[@chastitymarks2185]

And cannibalism, don't forget the cannibalism.

[@Foxcheese]

I actually think the spider lamp robot is more comforting than anything else, because you know what it is and what its doing. If you're hearing that in the hallway you can dismiss it as a known thing. Giving you peace of mind, even if its off and sitting in a corner and not making those noises outside your door.

[@tak1751]

I love it! However… I think my dog would kill it. 😆

[@AnAnonymousAuditor]

also, it could spook a would-be intruder, which is another nice perk

[@Nyghtking]

It would be better if you could set it up so the light would shift from normal to yellow and then red and a mechanical voice would say "Intruder detected! deploying counter measures!"

[@mrr1132]

"If you're *hearing that in the hallway* you can dismiss it as a known thing. Giving peace of mind, even if it's off and sitting in a corner and *not making any noises outside your door*." When TIHI, turns into Hol-up with a little thought.

[@debbiehenri345]

I don't know. You're reading a book one night, and then your light decides to go for a walk and you have to follow it around the house to find out how the story ends. On the other hand, I expect this would be a great cure for children nervous of the dark. Let them see the nightlight during the day while things seem less scary, and let it go wandering around as it gets darker, and they get so used to things going bump in the night they will just assume it's the nightlight walking about. It would also scare the crap out of a potential intruder.

[@acelibrarian]

How Click could go through all those foot puns and NOT catch himself on "Arch Enemy" is a mystery for the ages.

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

I'm usually great with puns and even I missed that one! Thanks!

[@NOT_Goddess_Of_Love_And_Beauty]

A bit lost here…

[@paulbarnett227]

I thought the NFT restaurant was going to be one where you don't get the ACTUAL FOOD but you pay for it anyway. 🤣

[@seigeengine]

Yeah, they make the food, take a picture, you get ownership of the token, then they throw it out.

[@Lionhart-fw5nq]

@@seigeengine while the homeless people are already waiting outside for their next food delicery...that makes it somewhat wholesome?...

[@Finity2010-ud2rl]

But you get the exclusive rights to a picture of a burger!

[@TheLodjur]

14:37 Are they trying to sell this as wheelchair-friendly when it's in fact homeless hostile? Yes, yes they are. As a wheelchair-carried person I can tell you that I would not be able to park in that gap and sit in the same line as those on the bench. The handle in the back or my chair would make me sit a whole bench-row in front of the others, so it would just be very uncomfortable and awkward. Non of the four different types of chairs I have had over the year would be able to fit there as intended, it's so much easier to simply sit at one of the ends. It's quite infuriating they try to use a person in my situation as an excuse to make hostile architecture.

[@SofieBjorkheim]

"Intended"

[@phoenix55755]

Yes! I thought that when I saw it originally. I'm not in a wheelchair, but I have worked in healthcare taking care of several people who are in wheelchairs. I have ran into this just placing chairs for residents and family members.

[@00r0ry]

If space allows it, isn't it also much easier to just park the wheelchair in front of the friends sitting on the bench so everyone face each other?

[@julianpitten2769]

I am in a wheelchair myself and at first glance I thought "Wait, thats not so bad! I could sit between my friends for pictures and stuff..." Reading your comments, I looked at the design again and realized that you are probably right. It doesn't make sense to keep the back of the bench intact when wheelchairs have their own back (duh!). Maybe the idea was to place a baby in a stroller in the gab so both parents could interact with the baby when sitting left and right. But this sounds a bit far fetched even to myself...

[@alexismyers6053]

Couple weeks ago a child was choking on a piece of candy in church. Idk how she got it unstuck because I didn’t see anyone do the Heimlich on her, but when the person leading the morning worship songs heard what was going on, he finished his song then asked everyone to “extend your heads to this little girl in prayer.” When she was better, it was all “praise the lord” not thank whoever helped her. Christians are weird. I only go when there’s free food and/or when Grandma kind of begs me to go.

[@chatboulon743]

Plot twist: God wanted her to choke.

[@alexismyers6053]

@@chatboulon743 just like the pastor telling me how God made his family almost freeze to death just to get the pastor to pray for a pellet stove… while he sat in his warm truck and his mom and sister were stuck in a house with no heat in the middle of winter.

[@0gammag0]

@@alexismyers6053 That sounds like a hostage situation honestly. “You better pray for this one item or else I kill your family”

[@alexismyers6053]

@@0gammag0 yeah seriously and he as trying to use it as a way to convince me to “accept Jesus into your heart.” I already have my idea of Jesus and God and the don’t try to murder people for no reason. Or (an different pastor’s story) take away the hearing of an old woman who after years of false hope in medicine, said one thing to upset God immediately after He supposedly restored her hearing. Like, dude, give the poor woman a break.

[@MothTheArtist]

Is the food good?

[@failure.c0m741]

The compliments The Click makes at the beginning of the video are a genuine confidence boost

[@Sixthfirstlady]

Is your name Rowan..?

[@YourWaterDispenser]

Hello Rowan

[@NO_icp_fan_69]

Rowan?

[@NO_icp_fan_69]

Dat you? :3

[@Lunaxoxo3333]

Rowan?

[@KarmasAB123]

Mark's English is so good, sometimes you forget he's not a native speaker

[@TheClick]

aww

[@shreyatries2animate]

I legit thought he was American when I first watched him with how good his English is.

[@Gio_shroom]

@@shreyatries2animatesame! When i found out he was swedish i was like: 0o0

[@LunaticLacewing]

i mean Sweden is one of the most English speaking non-english countries

[@kimpedchenko6426]

@@LunaticLacewingDon’t diminish clicky thicky wicky’s achievements 😤 give him the win

[@amofiosum]

as a queer person who uses click as a healthy parental/cool uncle figure, his videos are great for potential new names :)

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

🫂

[@dawndoe11]

For those that are confused, the one at 15:01 is the Loss meme, just described a bit elegantly.

[@AhsimNreiziev]

Ooooh, now I see it!

[@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl]

l l l l l l__

[@sevans8784]

Omg thank you, that was driving me crazy XD

[@flusendieb6833]

thanks! I was so confused :D

[@randallkramm2726]

I was just about to comment that.

[@CampbellMC90]

14:45 Hostile architecture is pretty huge in US and Canada. It makes things cost 5x as much, harder to maintain, less useful for everyone, and all so that homeless people can't sleep on it. They also cover underpasses in hard pointy lumps so people cant set up tents and pretty much every public bench has to have something to make it uncomfortable.

[@hopejohnson6347]

As if homeless people LIKED to sleep on benches or under bridges... all that money could see so much better use being spent on shelters

[@ZhaojuEphastine]

The nicest thing about filling bridge underpasses with spikes is that it basically turns the area into a Tomb Raider permadeath souls-like each time you pass by there. Especially with bad conditions such as rain (each spike slows down waterflow), ice (Hou! Hardcore mode), you being in any kind of hurry (git gud at gymnastics and body balance, or else...) or when fleeing (a gangster, a perv and more generally psychopaths) Like, imagine you take a shortcut to catch your ride and you decide to go to an underpath like this. This kind of poo architecture will make your shortcut an actual longer route... Potentially infinite if you fall or twist your ankle. Oh and I guess screw bicycle riders, other riders and pushchairs too.

[@inkwellsystem1586]

It's so infuriating. Not only is it expensive and the concept absolutely dehumanizing to houseless folks, but it also makes it infinitely more difficult for people who are disabled, elderly, pregnant, etc. - basically anyone who needs to sit down occasionally in a public place gets fucked over as well. In my city, they actually have removed benches at bus stops when they find homeless folks sleeping on/near them. It's absolutely outrageous

[@RatPfink66]

once you get the people out of sight, nothing else matters. THEY do not matter. everyone involved is dehumanized. THAT does not matter. houselessness has too many causes, so no one will ever take responsibility. and like every problem in capitalist society, we find ways to profit from it, so it can't be solved.

[@discordiacreates6669]

Yeah I just don't get how willing people are to punish others for the current housing crisis here in the US yet how unwilling they are to just... Fix it. Naw make everyones' lives more miserable then they already are rather then acknowledge that these are people too and there are homeless people ready and willing to improve their situation with a bit of help rather then open hostility. I know, I've been there because of mental disability that I constantly try to downplay to seem more functional then I really am. It honestly just sucks because you see the steep decline in empathy getting worse over time and yeah... I do kinda feel like humans are starting to mentally devolve when one of the key factors that had set humans apart from so many animals was their willingness to aid and protect the weaker members of their group and develop medicine to make it easier, but ig that's going out the window

[@musicalboxes7112]

As far as centaur babies go: because humans are bipedal, we have much narrower birth canals compared to quadripeds like horses. So, human babies are born underdeveloped so those big heads can fit through the canal. If centaurs existed, their reproductive organs would probably be in/on their horse half, so the babies' human half would probably be more developed since they've got more room to get out. I am aware I'm taking this way too seriously, but it's fun to speculate lol

[@musicalboxes7112]

@@sirei01 Thanks! I hate it :)

[@TheLodjur]

@@musicalboxes7112 So you would birth a human with long, wet hair and it would not scream like an infant but more a whaaaaaa, like a toddler?

[@karowolkenschaufler7659]

I love this. I love taking completely silly, hypothetical stuff seriously and just thinking it through. it's a little exercise in logic.

[@discordiacreates6669]

I love how pointless this is ngl, but it seems logical enough to me and that's the best part. That original image is still hilarious but so is the idea of centaurs basically having toddlers and skipping the baby phase lmao

[@kellybraun7048]

Just because the physical development would be further along to hold the head upright doesn’t mean that the mental development would be- so you could have a toddler-shaped human half that acts like a newborn infant. However, since horses and the like have pretty quick mental development after birth, such as learning to stand and run shortly after birth, a centaur baby might also act like a rambunctious toddler as it explores the new world.

[@meridafire-heart1499]

I was shook when I heard “especially you, Rowan.” Like I legit sat upright and grinned ear to ear. My name is pretty uncommon so hearing it in one of your videos Click, made my year. And I did recently start wearing a new perfume so That was a confidence boost that I’m gonna ride for the rest of the week. Thank you 💜😁

[@wardrobewings8000]

18:46 They should have gone with the same method Danganronpa used- turn blood hot pink. Not only it lowered the rating of the game, but also it looks hilarious.

[@Jaeuroriz]

I remember watching the anime and being like Why the frick is the blood neon pink

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@JaeurorizThey bleed glow stick fluid.

[@GarGhuul]

From what I recall, Walt Disney had personal experiences that led to so many Evil Stepmothers in Disney movies.

[@silverstarfinder]

Which is amazing because his dad was extremely abusive as well.

[@alchemysaga3745]

@@silverstarfinder I mean... the fathers are almost always *dead,* so...

[@alex_blue5802]

I heard that the modern version of a fairy tales will often have an evil "stepmother" because modern sensibilities are uncomfortable with an abusive mother.

[@moritzlinden7169]

@@alex_blue5802 This is true, only that "modern" means "since the Brothers Grimm" as they were the ones who changed a lot of mothers into stepmothers in german fairy tales.

[@elieli2893]

@@silverstarfinder Have you read Donald Duck cartoons? Everyone who actually takes care of kids in those stories were aunts or uncles of the kids. Parents almost never in the picture. Well there's Goofy, but it's not like he actually lives with his son, most of the time :/ Also everyone's relationships are whack, Donald is in a weird love triangle with Daisy and Gladstone, where Daisy dips every time Gladstone comes in with his latest lottery win or some such, Scrooge basically has his nephew in a slave contract working for him, and I think Donald himself is fairly abusive towards his nephews, half the time...

[@jamesb3497]

28:00 There's a simple explanation; she got two similar words confused. She wrote "feminist," but she should have used "misandrist."

[@MissCaraMint]

Yes it’s a mistake that happens too often.

[@tinokerkhof]

It's not that weird that these words get conflated. Since Feminism only really cares about equal rights for women, not for men or against women. You can see it from the start: In most countries men got universal voting rights in exchange for the draft. Then, shortly (usually 2-4 years) after, women got the universal voting rights because men had it and no draft.

[@seigeengine]

@@tinokerkhofYes, I too failed to learn what equal means in grade one, and then went on to just regurgitate the arguments of fascists.

[@tinokerkhof]

​@@seigeengine You can have a list of unequal numbers comparing A and B. Then where A is Smaller than B, increase A to be equal to B. Now you have a list where A is equal to or bigger than B. Now are the lists equal? Feminism says yes. It gives women right to vote making them equal to men. But they don't give them the state induced slavery that is the draft, letting men carry a bigger burden than women. In grade one you learn how to compare two numbers, maybe you need to finish grade two to be able to compare more numbers at once before calling someone a fascist.

[@denjidenji9162]

​@@tinokerkhof most countries dont have militar drafts, so idk why youre so obssesed with that lol

[@BigDave88888]

12:00 I would like to put forward the proposal that the reverse of "Shitting Bricks" is "Bricking your Shitter".

[@Lkat.]

The zombie wasps one is pretty similar to the plot of that one book series animorphs. A slug gets into the head through the ears and wraps around the brain taking control of the host. It can see the hosts memories and perfectly replicate its behaviour but also help aid in a secret alien invasion.

[@SoMuchFacepalm]

Yeet the Yreek!

[@STPLafou]

F[BEEP] the Yeerks!

[@Zookiethecrimecookie]

It is also similar to an SCP creature

[@Littlemeast12Animations]

reminds me of that one custom scenario in plague inc

[@maursyf16]

There was also a tv series called Brain Dead where alien insects enter the ears and take over the hosts brain. It was set in Washington DC and the aliens took cobtrol of politicians.

[@davidshipp623]

Having wheeled my wife around for many years I can tell that the bench design is likely not even to work for a lot of disabled people as the hand grips will be restricted by the back rest and the disabled person will end up sitting in front of their companions.

[@MeltedBrains89]

The moment Click had to translate a word from Swedish I just knew that the sentence would be cursed.

[@jojo-oq7vl]

Same, but I could understand the word because I'm Icelandic and it's the same in icelandic and swedish

[@Annie_Annie__]

The critter at about 11:50 is a worm lizard. They live in Mexico and they only have 2 front legs. The other species related to them have lost their legs and are entirely legless lizards (but they aren’t snakes), but these guys retained their arms because they use them to dig and burrow like a mole. Because of that they’re sometimes called Mole Lizards or Mole Worm Lizards. They eat mostly bugs, earthworms and the like and they aren’t venomous at all but they have sharp teeth. It has small eyes because it’s usually underground and only comes to the surface at night, so it doesn’t need keen eyesight. It also doesn’t have ear openings because dirt would get impacted in it, but they can still hear. They just have skin over their ears. They can also drop their tails willingly, so if a predator is chasing them in a small burrow, they can drop their tail and plug up the burrow, trapping the predator behind them or at least slowing it down. And (I think) coolest of all: they do technically have back legs, but they’re vestigial. They’re only a couple loose bones in their lower body. It’s interesting because usually in evolution it goes the other was, the forelimbs disappear completely, and the hind limbs hang around as vestigial structures with a much decreased purpose. This seems to happen in creatures from snakes to whales. But not these little guys. They needed their forelimbs to dig with, so they kept those and their hind limbs faded. It’s interesting.

[@hypsyzygy506]

Whales etc still have forelimbs.

[@thaddeusgenhelm8979]

@@hypsyzygy506 To be fair, I suspect they're talking about what's typical in slithering reptiles rather than in every case of evolution, though admittedly their phrasing could be seen as ambiguous.

[@inkwellsystem1586]

Thanks for the fun facts!! /gen

[@SofieBjorkheim]

In Sweden we have a lizard without legs too, but it's called copper lizard, not the same tho. Tnx for the long explanation, really interesting. (I guess it's like our tailbone) I know whales also have bones for hind legs in them, it's pretty cool.

[@Annie_Annie__]

@@hypsyzygy506 Yup, I got myself turned around. What I meat was when animals lose their limbs usually the hind limbs take longer and I just got my brain spun in circles combined with stopping and starting that info dump a couple times because my kid interrupted me until I think I forgot what I was saying, lol.

[@darkodjn3175]

i"m glad to see the snake got their legs back. that shit in the garden was a real raw deal. This guy Adam and his girlfriend robbed a phone store and framed him and the judge took his legs for theft, it was real messed up.

[@GrumpyOldFart2]

[@ms.annthropic6341]

Took me a second with “robbed a phone store” 😅😂

[@blackBTSARMY729]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🫡🫡🫡💀💜

[@destinydoughnut8984]

Someone in my town died in a house fire. But the firemen were bragging that they saved the american flag

[@aeden8008]

The white blood thing was done in the 7 Deadly Sins anime. It was very uncomfortable seeing shimmering white liquid spray everywhere.

[@elisavetagesheva8244]

I've been watching these videos for a few years now and the thing that finally broke me is "Texidermied duck as a corkscrew". Good job! I need a fucking drink!

[@247HOPALONG]

They need to make those just to mess with ornithologists

[@joakimalgry5325]

Use the duck to open it

[@advorak8529]

Duck and cover, said dr mallard, at lest the sweet grapes!

[@discordiacreates6669]

That mental image makes me wanna never drink again ^^'

[@moritzlinden7169]

Did you know that ducks don't have those giant corkscrew penises all year long? They grow before mating season and somehow shrink down after. It is really weird.

[@caedlittler2149]

*"An alliance built on hatred is a fragile alliance at best..."* -Darth Traya, a long time ago, In a galaxy far, far away

[@dmgroberts5471]

"*Creepy gibberish*" -Darth Nihilus **Knee to the gut, elbow to the face** -Darth Scion Traya was clearly the spokesperson of the Triumvirate.

[@Crumpell]

I was eating some pretty decent spaghetti while watching this. I fully regret it now. Thank you, Click, love your content! :D

[@CountJulius]

Ate the spaghetti Now you regretti

[@Crumpell]

@@CountJulius BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ViolettaSachra]

thanks for this comment! i'm also eating spaghetti and i guess i'll stop right now and return later o__o

[@Crumpell]

@@ViolettaSachra No problem, happy to help, fellow spaghetter.

[@aelechdeepestflame4347]

Spaghettore?

[@vomothytigan1640]

2:50 Ok the reason for the Ornithologist's reaction is because the corkscrew incidentally (or purposefully) looks like a male duck's "cork screw" both in shape and relative size to the duck.

[@Kiarean]

25:57 - Yeah, she shouldn't be taking solace by thinking god sent a message of 'Your sister is gone, but I am still with you'. She should be focusing on the fact that her sister died in horrible, screaming agony, her flesh cooking alive and her eyes melting in their sockets, begging for it to end as every moment seemed to stretch on forever.

[@0gammag0]

She should also be thinking that God watched and let it happen, only stopping the flames to protect his oh so precious book instead of saving her sister, who was clearly faithful

[@AshleesBathroom]

Exactly. This is what I was thinking. God let her sister burn and be i agony and just sat by, watching it happen and only intervened to protect his stuff.

[@seigeengine]

What a disingenuous take.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@seigeengineDisingenuous is calling it a beautiful miracle that the book didn't burn when a human burnt to death right next to it. What kind of sick idea of a miracle from God is that? Why does Beverly praise a God that would miraculously save a book with countless copies around the world over his own creation??

[@seigeengine]

@@sourgreendolly7685 They're the faithful. I assume you don't treat other people with severe cognitive deficits this way?

[@JustAnotherCreator]

I can't stop laughing at how quickly his expression changed at 13:06 😂

[@ShadeScarecrow]

Man went through an entire existential crisis xD

[@Unlike_Monster]

Well what about 21:27 ? He srsly went: 👁_👁

[@JustGoo0se]

WAIT I KNOW YOU

[@Rabid_Nationalist]

JC? Didnt expect to font you here! How are ya?

[@thestarsailor972]

I got excited and then I saw it

[@RoseKindred]

Yes, they spend hundreds of thousands designing and building benches and vent grates so that people cannot sleep on them. I remember when a city made the news because they wanted to install a sound system to play "The shark song" at night to stop people from sleeping in the park.

[@smappositivedance]

I love how every animal is a potential pet for Click

[@laura86719]

I think alligators are cute. I'd call mine Nigel because they're also a middle aged middle manager

[@Ahonya666]

Everything can be a pet if you are brave enough

[@Leo_the_shark]

13:11 click's face of terror by seeing the loin king animation lmao

[@J0naaaaaaaaaaa......]

12:37 "the Animatronics get a bit quirky at night"

[@Itri_Vega]

The plastic surgery show is called Bridalplasty and Luxeria watched all of it on her channel. Highly recommend her commentary because she has experience with plastic surgery herself and has a very nuanced perspective on both plastic surgery and reality TV.

[@Resilient_Sage88]

I love her!

[@jenniferbelveal4331]

Please do not sleep on the episode titles she gives to the save files, they are pure perfection. Fabrege wasp eggs? At MY Wedding?!

[@John_Weiss]

Ah, I see that you, too, are a person of refined tastes … and _gout!_

[@Resilient_Sage88]

@@John_Weiss Why aren't you making it to the pageant?! 🦢

[@MoonDust22951]

Daytime tweed and an evening chiffon👁👄👁

[@Lillyluvsanime]

3:53 Just wanted to add here, a colt is an adolescent male horse (up to about 4yrs old, the female equivalent is a filly). A baby horse (newborn and nursing as well as weaning), regardless of sex, is a foal. At a year old they're no longer called foals, they're called yearlings. Adult horses are mares and stallions.

[@ReinBelmont]

15:31 I love that Click totally dismissed the fact that he was peeing BLOOD.

[@echo_the_robot]

"I kinda want to put tiny slippers on it" I think everyone agrees with you on that one

[@learningtobeme5195]

Spider light reminded me of the story of a rumba that got trapped in a bathroom. It had bumped the door closed and was just bonking into stuff making noises. The human came home and thought there was a burglar in the bathroom so they called the cops, who were also concerned by the noises and that the "person" wasn't answering back. It was pretty funny, I can imagine the light spider spooking neighbors looking like burglars with flashlights roaming through a dark house.

[@cosmicsymbols4225]

15:16 Hey Click! If you're still confused by the poem, it's Loss. Better visualized if drawn out with lines to represent the cottages

[@sha1060]

What's Loss ?

[@cosmicsymbols4225]

@@sha1060 if you don’t know Loss, you're too young to be on the internet 😅 But it's a 4-panel comic that had a very distinct look about the author's girlfriend having a miscarriage that the whole internet memed to death

[@sha1060]

@@cosmicsymbols4225 I'm literally 27... So it was that comic Loss. I wasn't sure because even know I don't completely understand the poem but damn, that's bad

[@Thurgosh_OG]

@@cosmicsymbols4225 Which country is this 'Loss' thing from because I'm old enough to be pre internet and I've never heard of it either.

[@TyphinHoofbun]

@@Thurgosh_OG The comic was "Control-Alt-Delete", which has gone through a number of reboots and such over the years. "Loss" happened when the artist tried to break away from "sitcom gag-a-day stuff" into "serious plotlines" except he did so with absolutely no subtlety or smoothness. His art's gotten better since then, as well as his storytelling, but for some reason that one particular strip just entered the internet's collective meme-sphere and became a thing. Kinda like Rickroll, finding different ways to depict it is a game, especially after it was reduced to a "minimalist" form of essentially: | || || | _

[@crenando8259]

21:32 Jigsaw: "QUICK WRITE THAT DOWN"

[@maledictionwolf]

6:52 Click just discovered why people own RVs. That is literally EXACTLY what they are for. Some people do live in them full time, but most people have them as traveling tiny homes for vacations.

[@peachysandie]

That or a cabin (although I suppose a cabin is a bit more stuck than a campervan/RV)😂 While a lot of tiny homes are built to move around, I've also seen tiny homes built to be placed at a particular spot, aka a cabin🙈

[@seigeengine]

They are similar things, yes.

[@meganwarren221]

I love how the click talks about taking a tiny home for vacations. He gets so into it. Someone needs to tell him about RV's.

[@wooderlyn2224]

I’ve seen a lot of hostile anti-homeless architecture. A lot of the benches just have nobs on them so you can’t lay down, others have spikes and you need to place down a cushion before being able to sit. They don’t try to hide it at all.

[@CelestialAnamoly]

3:51 I have a centaur bard character whose personal quest was inspired by this concept. She herself was born with more horse traits than most centaurs (horse ears, snip, and an extra set of mammaries) and her sister was born more human than normal centaurs (fully human ears instead of pointed, no fur). This genetic tendency was increasing each generation. Initially it was seen at a quirk... until her nephew was born with the depicted condition... now she needs to stop this from happening to future centaur generations!

[@soapythecleaningclown5055]

As someone who plans on living alone with my two yorkies for the rest of my life, I honestly wouldn’t mind living in a small or tiny home. There is literally no reason to live a big house if you’re just one person unless you like a lot of space.

[@KCsFunHouse]

The step mother story, the dad needs to either man up or have him move back with his mother. I can’t stand people like that, you knew what you were getting into.

[@seigeengine]

I mean, you don't ship your kid off to a boarding school if you love them.

[@safirinha5582]

21:31 there's a saying in portugese that is "who has an a$$hole, has fear"(quem tem cu tem medo), meaning everyone has a fear of something. This shit gives that saying an entire new meaning

[@That70sGuitarist]

"Hating is like you swallowing the poison and hoping that the other guy dies from it." (That's the best definition I've ever heard for hate.) I steadfastly refuse to allow hate to take root in my soul. Oh, sure, I could hate with the worst of them, especially when it comes to the people who ruined my life when I was just a child, but that would be like swallowing poison and hoping they die from it. Instead, I choose to have nothing whatsoever to do with them. I'm so much better off without all that negativity in my life. Dare to be different, and live hate-free.😉

[@kalispellyt1413]

20:25 "This looks like an off-brand Twilight character" And I was literally saying that same thing in my head a few seconds before Click said it out loud 🤣

[@strxbrrydino]

That’s funny that he said that bc the writer actually wanted Gerard way to be one of the main characters Lmao-

[@AloneD.Walker]

10:20 well, a parasitic wasp was pretty much the inspiration for the xenomorph and the Alien franchise as a whole.... and it made Darvin question the existance of an all-loving god.

[@nidhogg8446]

"Is good actually good and loving? Lets ask Giger"

[@thisrandomperson1843]

Fun fact: Camel urine has a consistency like mapel syrup because camel kidneys work in a way to conserve water from living in drier environments(one of a bunch of WTF facts I remembered and actually Googled).

[@chatboulon743]

Mmmm, Camel caramel

[@AshleesBathroom]

@@chatboulon743 I... I dont like where this is going....

[@Kid_Cat64]

​@@chatboulon743to hell with that!

[@leeqimin]

Regarding 25:57 i actually have a similar story! Apparently my ancestors were running from a war and they had their book of taoist prayers (i think) with them . They went through floods and earthquakes and fires! All of their family+ the book survived and were (mostly) unscathed

[@dawnelizabethy]

That "random lady" in the evolution thing is my face... From a dark time in my life that is accessible on Facebook... I'm scared that's what I was used for.

[@artbookgaming]

For those of you wondering, 15:01 is loss. That meme just won't die and I have no clue how it's still alive.

[@AnAnonymousAuditor]

same reason rick rolling is still alive

[@SofieBjorkheim]

Loss?

[@mioko5679]

@@SofieBjorkheim a 4-panel comic that got parodied a bunch of times, one of the parodies is literally straight lines I Iı II I -

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@AnAnonymousAuditorRick Rolling isn't mocking a comic about miscarriage. It's a silly meme and internet tradition. The loss meme was gross from day one and it's valid to question the longevity.

[@The.GreyFalcon]

I know this won't be seen, but I just want to say thank you, Click. I've been going through a lot the past few months, but watching your videos honestly have helped keep a smile on my face. I enjoy your little rants, and just your overall cursed wholesomeness. I hope you continue making videos, but also don't force yourself to make content you hate. That's easier said than done, but yeah.

[@j-bob_oreo]

what do we have to do to get clicky to see this ? op im in the same boat maybe in a different lake maybe for different reasons ... but i get it .. i hope he sees and gives you a like

[@sirius_ly.-.]

I wish the both of you all the best, that really sounds terrible. Maybe more people commenting and giving likes could help this comment stay in the top comments so Click can find it. Big virtual hug to everyone who needs it 🧸

[@egg_earrings8104]

10:08 think about this: the spider-lamp has a sensor (or smth like that), which can detect if someone is walking in the house. when they recognize it, they just start speed-crawling towards you in an abnormally fast pace just to light your way! so in the middle of the night, when you wake up, you just hear the little, but horrifyingly fast click-clack of the spider-lamp racing to you!

[@DudeTheMighty]

Sounds like a fucking nightmare. I like it.

[@yuki97kira]

Good to deter burglars

[@CharaViolet]

The reason horses can walk as soon as they're born is because they stay in the womb for longer. Human babies come out as soon as they start getting too big to come out later, but since centaurs would have a horse womb instead of a human womb, they'd probably stay in there for as long as a horse does, and in turn come out more solid, like horses do.

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

1:54 "If this is their childhood, the rest of their life will just look like a frikken dance on roses afterwards." Roses have thorns, so I guess what Click is saying is traumatize them when they're young and they'll stay traumatized.

[@secondheaven9545]

The taxidermy bit reminded me that click is Swedish and English isn’t his first language. He’s so good at english i forgot he’s from a superior country

[@soulgazer11]

15:57 the show is called *Bridalplasty!* If you're interested in it, *Luxeria* reacts to the entire episodes on her channel. She's a trans scientist who makes commentary videos about cosmetic stuff and reality TV like America's Next Top Model.

[@John_Weiss]

Ah, I see that you, too, are a person of sophistication, refined tastes, … and _gout!_

[@jaded_ghoul]

I actually really want that dating app where you just state what explicit thing you hate. Then if you find someone that hates the same thing then you can relate to that thing and proceed to *shudder* h- hold hands.

[@XD2o0]

I live for the forty emotions The Click's face went through when seeing the "Constipation Toilet" 😂

[@tobyandahalf]

1:41 i'm never trusting my dad when he gives me ice cream ever again

[@irisravenhild9060]

Fun fact: Rabbits actually eat their own poop, because they can't digest their food thoroughly, so they have to eat it twice to get the most out of the food.

[@TrinityShoji]

Naming your child to just make puns? I wouldn't know anything about that. (My last name is Majors, the amount of military puns I've considered naming children is beyond regular thoughts at this point)

[@LassetUnsSpielen]

Labia? :D

[@bellablue5285]

Major Major Major(s)?

[@southernflight5078]

Or just talk then into joining the military. Had a Specialist Major in our platoon during Basic Training.

[@tuojiangoman3228]

Maybe if one of them wants to become a marine biologist, call them “Sergeant” Major.

[@DissedRedEngie]

Do the funny and Minor Major.

[@lostshadows768]

"A tiny home you can just take on vacation." That's a RV.

[@seigeengine]

It's more like a trailer.

[@christopherrudy9512]

The uniting through hate thing was actually one of the main pieces of dating advice that I got when I was growing up. Like, everyone talks about what they like, be unique and talk about things you hate. This has many good things going for it, not least of which being that if you are a bastard, people will know to avoid you and ghost the heck out of you.

[@darkshadowrule2952]

The Bible things actually more sad when you think about the fact they're comforted that a book that has a burn resistant treatment on its pages resisted burning 😐

[@Miczka1988]

I know! In my cousin's house (all people survived) the only thing that didn't burn was a calendar with Jesus in it that they got from the church. I'm pretty sure it got some kind of treatment to make it hard to burn. Shame that important documents didn't.

[@darkshadowrule2952]

@@Miczka1988 I think I'm going to hell because when you said Jesus calendar my mind went to pinup girl calenders but with jesus

[@cjlite0210]

17:01 This is the plot for a Disney movie, I swear

[@mandipandi303]

I'm in the hospital and the only things helping it be even remotely tolerable are these videos. Thank you, Click.

[@wade15001]

I laughed really hard when it showed the anti-constipation machine. With it, constipation would be your least concern.

[@debbiehenri345]

Oh I cringed like hell.

[@ivechang6720]

Well I gotta say my IBS seems a lot more endurable in comparison to this remedy. 😶

[@MartaRzehorz]

6:36 you are just describing the czech tradition of having a chata ("cottage", pronounced as if a german word), it is an older tradition for the urban places people to have a rural or wild-ish place for vacation where they can garden, walk in the forest, swim in the lakes, hunting for mushrooms etc, tho the tradition is obviously dying out bc younger generations got no money for even renting a tiny flat without having roommates

[@SingerSofiaBrook]

@MartaRzehorz In Ukraine it’s known as the Dacha, and it’s the same thing. My grandparents go out to it 3 days a week in the summer to do all that lol :3

[@sarahwithstars]

"Look at its little arm legs... is it just me who wants to put slippers on it..." I loved that

[@Jaybe742]

22:57 Isn't that this Loab Demon-Woman, which recently appeard in ai-created images about horror? I think I saw a video about her, really creapy to be honest, that she appears in this too.

[@tyrongkojy]

"In Sweden we call it university here." in North America (Canadian here) college and university both exist as technically separate entities. Most colleges are community based, and universities are private, though in practice they're all actually private, profit driven shitholes you have to pay out the ass for.

[@seigeengine]

... No? That's just complete horse shit. In neither the US nor Canada does college or university impart any such meaning.

[@tyrongkojy]

@@seigeengine There's more to it, granted, but yes, it does.

[@seigeengine]

@@tyrongkojy No, you're just completely fucking wrong.

[@Kirwinia]

At about 21:40 you can see Click make a facial expression never before seen in any of his other KZbin videos: True Horror

[@kib.m]

13:41 "I'm a demon!" Makes sense.

[@SlugxMackerelShipper]

I thought it was "i'm a dude"

[@The_lamb_sauce]

@@SlugxMackerelShipperit is,I’ve seen the og

[@JaharNarishma]

A few weeks ago I stumbled upon my first Click video. It was about trans. The way he handled the subject is what made me watch more, not the rest since there are many other channels with humour and contents that are similar. The feminist part here is a perfect example. The absolute dislike of the acts described, along with the "I don't think it means what you think it means" for the word feminist and the small comment of it not being equality that's described, made it clear that Click is informed. There was also the "good for you making a success even if I don't understand it" attitude for the art pieces in this video. I really like the attitude.

[@guardianfish7718]

I'm expecting a Feetus plushie, Click! Also, that "handy man" is the Feetus' soulmate.

[@deadlydingus1138]

* solemate

[@danjaguar126]

Oh, I remember the wedding/plastic surgery show. It was a reality/contestant kind of show, and called Bridalplasty. Absolutely unhinged.

[@alexismyers6053]

11:30 is that a Mexican mole lizard?! Omg those things are adorable! I love them!

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

The pic of the straps over the house will absolutely work. They're actually made for that purpose and are called hurricane straps. They're usually used on mobile homes and other lightweight, foundationless structures in areas prone to extreme winds, but I suppose you could put them on a house, too. Less likely your roof will fly off in a hurricane.

[@yukid8084]

14:41 sadly especially in the US its really common for states to make everything anti homeless such as putting bars on benches or even spikes on top of walls so no one can sleep there

[@revnl17]

Fun fact! The fear of needles is called Trypanophobia. In other news, the seasons and pillars one, if you don't get it, think of the shape that the pillars would form in each season.

[@m.h.6470]

I II II I_ But if you don't know the meme, it doesn't tell you anything.

[@saffi_taffi]

@@m.h.6470 what's the meme, if I may be so bold?

[@saffi_taffi]

@@pomelo9518 oof

[@m.h.6470]

@@pomelo9518 I read the comic at the time that strip came out. While it could have been drawn out and discussed more deeply, I think it was anything but lazy. It was somber. No words can describe the feeling, but the comic did an adequate job in my opinion. I think it was the internet being outraged over a single comic strip of a story ark, that literally spanned years!

[@Thurgosh_OG]

@@pomelo9518 Is this a US comic?

[@camoplant199]

"Looks like a good Burger though" THAT SHIT WAS RAW

[@Piterdeveirs333]

No it wasn't

[@Jaybird196]

It, literally, looks like crap.

[@jaimeblake9762]

Love the little moments where we see the language barrier in Click between Swedish and English😂

[@lulub7962]

1:47 plot twist the child wants to die and doesn’t take it, thus gaining trust issues cus the ice cream wasn’t actually poisoned

[@incredibleina]

5:02 i love how his Gollum impression sounds more like Bibble from Barbie Fairytopia

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

To avoid suspicious looking "blood" colours while still being less graphic, you just have to take the danganronpa approach: bright pink!

[@leoneph2295]

Gerard Way was actually asked to play Edward. But they turned down the offer and wrote the song “Vampire Money” about not wanting to be a part of the Twilight hype. Which, you know, rESPEC.

[@ambercloud]

The getting a tiny house and moving it around concept, I think you just invented a caravan/campervan there Click!

[@zdog3293]

14:35 it’s true, our politicians genuinely think this is a more viable solution than homeless shelters.

[@OFFICIAL_I.D.I.O.T.S_DJ]

13:24 I have never seen Clicky have such a reaction. It's ok. I was laughing but also felt that way deep in my core.