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[@thelittlestpika]

Controversial take: Mermaids are a form of mimicry so it's just a fish that found out the best way to catch prey was to look like a human.

[@rainbowmonsters6981]

That is actually pretty genius, I like that theory

[@maevaris1085]

There's a duology of books with this premise. A ship gets lost in the ocean trying to film a fake documentary and get killed by mermaids

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Well, mermaids were originally very dangerous creatures that would tear people apart if not drag them underwater to kill, only sparring those they actually liked. That is why Peter Pan spent time with them, alone, and you don't see that too much because the mermaids will kill all the other children and they even tried to take out Wendy when they learned of her.

[@Andreas_42]

I think the spelling is MermAIDS. That would explain the origin of the diseas.

[@transmascdruid77]

There was this really good post on Tumblr with art where someone said a mermaid starts looking like a normal fish and the person half slowly emerges from its mouth, it was both cursed and cool

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: Recently, some octopus and fish have been working together to hunt. There’s just one thing… The octopus will literally punch the fish on occasion. The octopus might be punching out of spite to punish a hunting partner that cheated in the past. Alternatively, it is also thought that doing this will either help keep the fish “more honest” or deter them from taking more than its fair share.

[@ebnomarabdullh4866]

Wow that is interesting Thank you so much

[@meatkirbo]

Oh heck yeah I love this

[@glenchapman3899]

It has been observed among grazing animals in the wild that species with good hearing will graze close to species with good eyesight. So they get double insurance from any predator threats

[@CloverField83]

So in other words, the octopuses have pet hunting fish the same way some humans have hunting dogs.

[@saltymcnuggies1895]

Hey I remember Casual Geographic talking bout that. Octopuses also die went they nut

[@davidroddick91]

"Babies are classified technically as a parasite." And then they're born and the real leeching begins.

[@robertbennett2796]

Go from stealing your nutrients then become wallet leech

[@That80sGuy1972]

I'm stealing that line!

[@i_am_troya_1780]

Ah finally someone's taking a stand against babies

[@That80sGuy1972]

@@i_am_troya_1780 A lot more of us than you think there are do see it that way. ;p

[@Blackstaralpha]

Actually no, because the definition includes that the parasite is of another species. Source google: "an organism that lives in or on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the other's expense."

[@succocide]

I had that exact "life insurance check" situation happen to me. My dad passed away, and my brother and I went together to the bank to deposit the check, and the teller was like "omg you're lucky, I wish I had a huge check like this." I looked at her, after having cried for 3 straight days and completely dead inside, and just said "I'd rather have my dad back, but ok". She was like "omg, I'm SO, SO VERY SORRY"

[@Stickfissh]

uh oh :/

[@dragonstarwolf559]

My friend revealed it had a lot of money when we were shopping together and I expressed my envy and it just looked at me and said "Well, I'd rather have my grandma back but sure" 🤐

[@WinterPains]

I actually saw that PS5 question, and the answers were all definitively "Follow through on your promise" with certain exceptions such as "If you can't afford it, sit him down, explain it, and see if you can compromise" otherwise he was being criticized and told that if he didnt follow through, he was making it clear to his son that he didnt respect him and that his word was worthless.

[@meh2510]

As a delay, he could blame the chip shortage that made getting this system extremely difficult to acquire. But yeah, go back on your promises and you'll permanently lose any kind of bargaining chip to get your kid to excel...unless the motivation is to acquire enough funds to leave your house and go no contact.

[@Connection_Error-px7bn]

Fun fact: ostriches and emus can't tell the difference between humans and others of their kind, and will actively ignore others to attempt to flirt with people

[@existenceispain_geekthesiren]

Power move: Flirt back.

[@NotTheDragon837]

Please stop you're giving people bad ideas

[@donttouchmehand2454]

I once stared at an ostrich when taking a leak on the side of the road. It was weird and its now weirder knowing this.

[@foxinabox5103]

@@existenceispain_geekthesiren oh hey there, baby. Are you an ostrich? Bcuz you made me my "neck" longer This made no sense and very cringe, im terribly sorry

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Friend of mine briefly worked at a zoo and got banned from feeding the ostriches because the ostriches wouldn't stop flirting at them.

[@_ksm0922]

Every time I tell someone a fetus is a parasite, they lose their ever loving shit and it’s the greatest thing to watch.

[@caniscerulean]

I loved the House, M.D. take... "We can only treat it for about another month, after that it becomes illegal to remove"

[@thelivingliver6715]

i tell people that too cuz its why kids are a legit fear of mine.

[@Blackstaralpha]

Probably because it is wrong. Google: "Parasite; an organism that lives in or on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the other's expense." A fetus is not a different species from the mother.

[@Demonkid417]

@@Blackstaralpha So basically 9 months of pregnancy

[@rob98000]

@@Blackstaralpha fun fact, fetuses of lots of mammals are incredibly similar even down to the dna, so it technically is a different species until it develops enough

[@tyrongkojy]

The bears in the story are actually showing a good relationship. They both have (VASTLY) separate mattress needs, as shown in the original story, and are confident enough in their relationship to sleep in separate beds regardless.

[@That80sGuy1972]

When I was a kid, wholesome couples who could not share a bed because of sleeping crap just had single beds adjusted to their needs adjacent to each other... looking almost like a big couples' bed in a casual glance.

[@tyrongkojy]

@@That80sGuy1972 Perhaps, but since its set in medieval times it likely wouldn't be something they'd think of. the whole unit would likely have been separate. Also one or the other might be a flailer. Can't sleep if punched.

[@AuntLoopy123]

@@tyrongkojy Not to mention the sound issue. My mother used to move to the couch during the night, every night, so that my father could sleep, because she snored like a buzz saw. Separate rooms, for the win, when loud sounds are involved.

[@tyrongkojy]

@@AuntLoopy123 Also an issue, indeed.

[@Cruznick06]

For the doorbell one: "Ding-dong Ditch" is what we call it in the Midwestern USA. Edit: also seatbelt alarm silencers are really useful if you have something on the passenger seat. Some cars can't differentiate between a human and say a heavy bag of groceries.

[@vanillathebard]

I knew a lady when I was ten or so that had a Jeep and she bought a giant pumpkin off of me that she was forced to buckle up in the front seat because the car thought it was a small child.

[@Fledhyris]

Or your dog, who keeps moving about all over the back seat, but only has his leash-belt plugged into one!

[@elaineb7065]

I've heard Postman's Knock & Chap Door Run

[@seisogaijin3749]

16:05 I am SO DONE with people acting like "if you don't sleep together it automatically means you are in a failing relationship". NO it means you respect the eachothers needs! if you truly love someone so much if they need to have their own bed to sleep well you respect that. sometimes people need their space to sleep. if your a couple who is also not doing the adult funtime it also isnt automatically a failing relationships, one or both parties might just not want to. even as a joke I am sooo done with it

[@BunnyBounce161]

This person is right, you know. 👆🏻

[@MissCaraMint]

Yes. The only failure in this situation would if there is no good communication between the couple. With good communication and and understanding of each others needs there is no one, one size fits all way to have a relationship. Also I would also say that that a relationship that has ended isn’t nessacerily a relationship that has failed either. You could have had a wonderful time, but had to move on for both your best interests in the end. That doesn’t mean that relationship wasn’t valuable or didn’t teach you a lot, or even helped and supported you when you needed it most.

[@beepboop663]

based 💯

[@elaineb7065]

They might have separate beds because one snores & the other thrashes a lot in their sleep

[@RS250Squid]

Happy epilogue for Vincente the tuxedo puppy: He was adopted three days later by a different family, after they read about his other family-to-be cancelling on him. That was in September 2020, so he's probably all settled in and happy by now :-).

[@derivedfromdepravity]

AWW thank you for this my heart is now content

[@wargamesmaster]

THANK YOU SO MUCH! I woke like an hour ago and I thought my day would be ruined by reading this shockingly sad story.

[@Mimikinn]

Omg thank you for sharing that, I was seriously upset about Vincente that I wanted to cry. I hope he’s doing well and is getting lots of love.

[@fireblast133]

so what you're saying is it's long enough for him to have become fat and happy, after just happy.

[@That80sGuy1972]

Thanks. I needed that.

[@missnaomi613]

I think that "food appointment" is a completely valid term, and I intend to use it.

[@jayamilapersson4030]

You should also include food tasting session as a valid option

[@sarahlovee1865]

You're 100% correct I am super jealous of the dice with little rubber duckies inside

[@casseroledootdoot407]

My local games shop has one with penguins Definitely buying them my next visit

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

I still can't figure out what did is exactly, but I have to say they got some dope dice.

[@hughmann780]

Where do I buy the game where you shoot Pokémon?

[@ladynoveldragon7505]

I have some similar dice with duckies in them. They are amazing.

[@TheNormExperience]

@@ladynoveldragon7505 where did you get them?

[@Tribalfan88x]

To be real: Have you ever heard Jeff Bezoz laugh? He legit sounds like a movie villain.

[@garethscott418]

12:05 is exactly how my sister stopped me from choking on spaghetti as a child because I accidentally inhaled it. My strongest memory of that moment is how bad her hand tasted and that it was the first thing I mentioned up on breathing again.

[@PhantomCatcus]

As a welsh person I am also terrified of our tradition

[@tangell4370]

Shhhhh it's amazing

[@aubreyackermann8432]

Can I have it then?

[@charisma-hornum-fries]

My sense is that you are not alone. But I think the tooth fairy is creepy and absolutely a thing out of Stephen King. Some traditions should not survive.

[@Red_impostorYT]

rap battle the dead horse!!!

[@jimmingjohns]

Friday night funkin vs the dead Welsh horse

[@YourManMichael]

Spider-cow, spider-cow, does whatever a spider-cow does. Brings you milk, shoots a web, so look out here comes the spider-cow!

[@semvanderkraan2597]

Please I have a family

[@jessik1810]

Lol imagine you walk through NY and all of a sudden A F*CKING COW SWINGS PAST YOU

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

Beefer Parker?

[@samiraperi467]

*shoots the silk

[@RicardoGantusa]

@@yourpsychicfriendfredbear Is this the new character in the next spiderverse film?

[@OneTopic]

This is very video!

[@rollochairbreaker230]

I love how comment this is.

[@leahkoontz392]

Much video, many thanks.

[@skootergirl22]

Why haven't you been pinned man?!

[@Sr_ECO]

Yes

[@justuneartiste]

I have a very opinion on this comment.

[@tobiaserinrogersticcitoby4111]

Love how he's wholesome cursed and chaoticly energetic

[@alidan]

25:22 there is a legitimate use for a seat belt alarm silencer, my brother car is FAR to sensitive, and his laptop in the front seat is registering as a person, so he got one of these to shut it up.

[@bellablue5285]

The dice with ducks are adorable! I've had to stay away from dice, the giant jars at the movie stores (think blockbuster, though ours was like movie time or something) used to fascinate me as a kid, I know I'd want all the dice and that's a slippery slope to a housefull of choking hazards for my doggos

[@Woolyu]

I always wondered how a dice goblin formed

[@laurenhodges6411]

@@Woolyu My sister is a dice goblin for sure. She owns maybe 8 sets? I only have 2 since I don't play that much. Dice are cool, but idk why people need to collect so many!

[@NepetasShippingWall1642]

@@laurenhodges6411 because shiny and transparent

[@bellablue5285]

@@laurenhodges6411 all the shiny/shapes/colors... And apparently embeds, judging by the comments (I mean seriously, penguin dice too? is there an entire menagerie of animal embed dice?)

[@goreobsessed2308]

I litterally have buckets of dice I have a problem hundreds of em I don't even play anymore but buy a dice set twice a month or so

[@melonyfolf397]

"Babies are technically classified as a parasite." Can't wait to bring this up in science class :D Edit: Now I'm not aloud within 15 feet of my redhead classmate

[@laurenhodges6411]

Tell us how that goes! 🤣

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Can confirm that being pregnant does feel like you have one of those Xenomorphs from Alien living inside you 😲

[@bellablue5285]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 appreciate the confirmation; always suspected that, but no way was I going to try and find out

[@neuralmute]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 So I've been told. Which is why I'm not procreating. If I want any fun kid-time, I'll borrow my nieces.

[@Cacastacio]

@@neuralmute I read that wrong and it was amazing

[@alohai3537]

The click passed from being an source of just entertainment to being an virtual therapy and an source of entertainment

[@Ktr-1142-ema]

I get more out of him than my therapists

[@jaymevosburgh3660]

​@@Ktr-1142-emaThen you really need to find better therapists!

[@Ktr-1142-ema]

@@jaymevosburgh3660 nah just need a less profit centric therapist

[@TvTrollByIvy]

The squigly chair reminded me of this one model here in my country, who was doing one of those house tours on a tv show and said completely seriously, with a straight face, that the reason for so many pieces of her furniture being acrylic and see through was so that she could "see if there was a ghost there". In the same breath, she named a few 'fAmOuS pEoPle' that had dined on her apartament;

[@alexm6653]

15:50 I have that kind of "fear" (it's more-so shyness, but same difference in this case), and that is mainly because i'm gay, so that could make things awkward with everyone (I'm not closeted, but I don't announce it to the whole world)

[@AmandaDavis6130]

I’ve always heard the “knock on door and run away” thing referred to as Ding Dong Ditch.

[@Crowdraws]

Yea, me too, idk wtf those other names are

[@cursedragdoll7078]

For me it was knocka door run

[@LouDuLappe]

We called it a lüütistreich

[@TheRealVictorChaos]

YES

[@bekahbabie]

Right? Like for the past 5 mins or so I’ve been wracking my brain for any other possible name for that game and the only thing I can think of is “Door Dash” 💀💀

[@legitscoper3259]

13:00 Fun Fact... if you would sit facing away from the direction of movement, your chances to survive an impact do increase. But if someone sits towards you on the opposite side, they would get propelled/launched into you with unbelievable acceleration, most likely killing you on impact due to compression forces

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

In theory a mermaid would most likely taste somewhere between pork and dolphin, as humans apparently taste a lot like pork, but the marine mammal lifestyle might result in a more dolphin-like flavor. On the other hand, they might wind up just tasting like fishy pork, as some researchers once fed pigs a bunch of fish oil so their meat would be higher in omega 3 fatty acids, but it wound up making them smell and taste fishy, so I could see a mermaid that eats a lot of fish winding up with a similar flavor...

[@annoyedshedevil]

Out of curiosity, what does dolphin taste like?

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

@@annoyedshedevil I'm not sure, but it was pretty popular in the medieval period, and whalers occasionally ate it, so you could probably find some descriptions from historical accounts

[@camillecutler6868]

...Are we sure they're mammals? What if they have scales? How intelligent are they? ...and now I wish that mermaids existed because I am getting so fascinated by how their biology functions.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

@@camillecutler6868 I assumed that mermaids are mammals due to the fact that they're usually depicted as having hair and breasts, both of which are distinctly mammalian features. As for the scales, there are a few mammals with scales or scale-like coverings on parts of their body, such as pangolins and rats. It's also possible that hypothetical mermaids that appear too have scaled tails could also be wearing fish hides, which would make sense as fish would likely be one of their main sources of food.

[@camillecutler6868]

@@Amy_the_Lizard Fair point.

[@That80sGuy1972]

The Oscar the Grouch cartoon... as someone who kept imagining what his origin story was and came to the same conclusion, like so many others, thank you cartoonist. We all knew it was something like that. It needed to be said.

[@kaleikassette]

The video where the dude was like "Today I'm going to kiss my best friend of many years" had me laughing to the point of tears when the girl said, "I'm your sister!"

[@ashesofdawn07]

The start of the comments is always so wholesome.

[@VeraBean]

Click always seems to have the kindest subscribers. It really is a nice change from other places.

[@olgav2886]

UwU indeed ^^

[@jae9593]

click is both wholesome and *slurp noices*

[@kitonamilol539]

Coats made from human skin are nice

[@ashesofdawn07]

@@kitonamilol539 ikr

[@sharonoddlyenough]

Those look like Canada Geese! In Canada we do a ritual evey spring where we put all our collective meaness into the geese, and that's why the cobra chickens are so scary.

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

Is that why everybody gets angry when I kill several of them?

[@sharonoddlyenough]

@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 The spite makes them taste better

[@Serpentrose]

yup, we do it right after the Stanley Cup. This is why hockey gets violent.

[@sharonoddlyenough]

@@Serpentrose The Stanley Cup is a key part of the ritual, like an antenna.

[@Mythneo_]

I feel like the Amazon blimp is the boss fight that summons little minions mid-fight

[@aubreyackermann8432]

Except, if you win, you go to jail. If you lose, I think you are put in a box and fed to frustrated warehouse workers.

[@madethistocomment727]

I love that he called it, "the Amazon ship"

[@topaz_pie596]

Rich guy forest company flying orb

[@karmageddon9047]

26:50 *might* be a video on like. how teachers, for some reason, have an obsession with NOT letting kids go to the bathroom, even after they go "hey i gotta use the bathroom". But BOY DO I HAT EIT ANYWAYS.

[@sigridkvanneidhommefoss]

I thought that she is one of those kids who "identifies as a cat" and cats will poop while staring you down, but I think that you're right😂😂

[@theuncommonreddit9743]

In the midwest for door knocking and running away we call it "Ding dong ditching".

[@AaronJLong]

That seatbelt alarm silencer is upsetting. I was in a bad car accident last month and my seatbelt and airbags saved my life. By not wearing a seatbelt, you aren't just risking your life, but the lives of any passengers in the car with you as a crash can knock you into them with enough force to kill. Drive sober, drive safe, and wear your seatbelt.

[@Prootgen]

I thought you put it in a seatbelt when you have like some heavy luggage on the seat

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

Yeah well I doubt you need a seat belt for a STEAM WAGGON(lorry)

[@Liminal.Headspace]

The chance of your seatbelt killing you is statically high, at almost 1%. The chance of it saving you is around 80%. It's hard to understand why you would want to wear one...

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

@@Liminal.Headspace STEAM WAGGON

[@Liminal.Headspace]

@@jackalenterprisesofohio OK...

[@emmarandom4629]

"Babies are concidered parasites" *Casually sips drink*

[@screamingfluffycat]

a little wholsome twist to the 3 bears haveing 3 beds. the mom and dad bear have drastically different bead preference. so instead of one of them being uncomfortable they choose for them to be both comfortable.

[@waffle6454]

17:21 If all your furniture was wiggly, then it would look normal during an earthquake

[@professordey]

3:00 Coming back to this knowing Palworld exists is such a bizarre vibe, lol

[@jacobc9221]

Parasitism is when an organism feeds off of a host from a different species at the host's expense. Species are differentiated through whether or not the species shares similar characteristics and breeding compatibility. Babies look extremely different from their mothers and can't reporduce, therefore, they're a different species. Since they're a different species, they're parasites. Thank you for coming, and in this TED essay I will

[@Blackstaralpha]

So a getting vasectomy will change your species because you can't reproduce?

[@jacobc9221]

@@Blackstaralpha Yes. For the sake of my comment, people who have had a vasectomy do not belong to the human species.

[@Blackstaralpha]

@@jacobc9221 Although there is still potential since you testicals still are technically capbale to produce sperm. Is by that logic erectile dysfunction also an indicator for not belonging to the human species? Asking for a friend of course.

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

I just ignore the "different species" part. If all the other criteria are met, it changes nothing. Fetuses are parasites. I am also not human, as I have had my fallopian tubes removed and can no longer reproduce (at least not without extreme medical intervention). Thank f*ck on both counts.

[@BradyPostma]

"Euthanasia" is pronounced like "Youth in Asia." It means killing people for mercy's sake. The old, the suffering with only a few days to live, situations like that. It's a depressing topic.

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

I perfer lobotomies and shock therapy.....I don't do euthanasia in this Psychiatric hospital.

[@scienceandponies]

I remember as kid wondering why everyone found asian youths so controversial. I thought everyone was just really racist.

[@Midorikonokami]

Actually that's a Latin word and that is only the anglesized way of pronunciation :D

[@frankhooper7871]

@Midorikonokami - Greek actually

[@Midorikonokami]

@@frankhooper7871 perfectly correct! My mistake, I mixed my ancients up, Shame on me. Euthanasia practically means "the good/kind death", correct? Thanatos, good of death, forms the last part of the word, the first part is eu. It's not an ancient word, the entomology is more recent than that, renaissance period. I went to look it up! I love being able to do that without going to the library these days.

[@annamaul4062]

Oh no, click just discovered a new cursed talent. I suspect he will not use this ability responsibly. Just blank faced howling at every opportunity to make ppl uncomfortable.

[@siraaron8650]

24:14 We have a running joke in the family like this! "Y'all have sixpacks? WELL WE HAVE FAMILY BAGS!!"

[@juniper-on-jupiter]

The emotionless laughing reminds me of that one doctor who episode where his companions get turned into dolls in a doll house and you don't understand how many nightmares that episode gave me along with the "are you my mummy" episode

[@RoseKindred]

Seeing the Amazon blimp gives me hope. Hope that the Cyberpunk genre is coming true and soon we will rise up against our corporate mega-monopoly masters!

[@BunnyBounce161]

Can’t wait to overthrow the corporate state. Let the revolution begin!

[@Retro_Red]

Only problem is you need the corporate masters in order to create Cyberpunk.

[@Arch_X69]

The proper word would technically be oligopoly given the fact that it's still multiple companies, but your point's still right 'cause let's be honest, they're all buddies up top.

[@SiffrinISAT]

@@Retro_Red I mean we already have those, at least we get to yeet em

[@Cloneman-sw4gk]

Brotherhood Of Steel…. Nothing more

[@roberta_]

The doctor who branded his initials on patient's livers IS STILL PRACTISING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@aubreyackermann8432]

What's more, there must have been witnesses every time he did so. Nurses, surgical technologists, other doctors- either they were silent or were silenced until the surgeon was caught.

[@roberta_]

@@aubreyackermann8432 so, so true!

[@chefcircuit5392]

He's also practicing his handwriting

[@Sleepless.Nights]

The fact that I immediately recognised the Euthanasia Coaster, by Julijonas Urbonas, probably says something about me and my mental state, I just don't know what

[@00jyjsarang]

Imagine getting a job as a ride operator thinking "Euthanasia Coaster' was just supposed to be a scary name. But then your duties at the end of the ride turn out to be a bit more complicated than on other coasters....

[@scienceandponies]

I recognize it from physics classes.

[@torch8539]

18:20 I have a friend so can laugh like that and that shit is terrifying, cool but terrifying

[@ericandersson323]

The forth little pig: It's not about the structural integrity. It's about sending a message.

[@ashleygordon5571]

The whole knocking or ringing a doorbell and bailing out is called "Ding dong ditch" where I live in the US.

[@kindlin]

Or the similar Ding dong dash. Related to a Dine and dash.

[@johannaweichsel3602]

Me too, in Illinois.

[@johannaweichsel3602]

I think that's what Bart Simpson calls it, so it makes sense that Americans call it that.

[@paulqueripel3493]

UK, knock down ginger. No idea why.

[@PaintedDog]

Yep

[@drakegonnan6030]

18:28 I taught myself how to do that for a theater class in high school we did an improve game where you weren't supposed to smile while your partner tried their hardest to make you I asked my teacher, since the rule was smiling, not laughing, and he said something along the lines of "If you can laugh without smiling, I'd pass you for the week", so when my time came... Stone faced laughter my teacher broke so hard, and basically had me swear to never do that again I have never reached those heights since Fun times

[@goldenreflection2811]

the seatbelt alarm silencer could be useful for if you have heavy objects (not people ) on your seat but putting a seatbelt wouldn't do anything.

[@YetAnotherGeorgeth]

And the bottle opener is useful if you want to have a drink while you drive!

[@vanillathebard]

This made me think about the time I was a kid and sold a lady one of the pumpkins I had grown in my front yard that she put in her front seat only to find the car believed it was indeed a small child so she was forced to buckle up a giant pumpkin (it wasn't actually giant, but I was like ten at the time so it likely just seemed much much bigger to young me than it actually was)

[@Peridact]

Some trains actually have seating plans like that, if you look you can see the rest of the rows all face one direction. Typically the first seats in a train cabin face like this and are occupied by groups of four who want to travel together (they usually get a large table in the middle too.)

[@jaxscales6158]

Click’s reaction to “WAIT THERE’S NO PEE” was everything 😂😂

[@xotbirdox]

Was cool to see something Welsh in here! The Mari Lwyd is pronounced "Marry Lloyd" btw, like the English pronunciation of the name Lloyd (which is also of Welsh origin, might I add, but the Welsh pronunciation of the name Lloyd is slightly different with the double L). The tradition of Mari Lwyd is believed to come from Welsh Pagan traditions pre-Anglo-Saxon invasion, I think. I'm Welsh but didn't grow up with this tradition, despite being from the valleys where it is supposed to be most prevalent. I had no idea about it myself until a few years ago. It seems like it takes place mostly in adjacent towns to the one I am from and still live in tbh. I am really interested in Welsh culture and language and bringing back some of our older/less popular traditions, and I am learning Welsh so I think I would like to try the Mari Lwyd at least once tbh. I have crippling social anxiety though so I don't know how I would go about it but yeah. Last Halloween, I celebrated Nos Galan Gaeaf (pronounced like Norse Gallon Gay Ave, means Winter's Eve, basically the Welsh Paganism version of Samhain) for the first time ever and it was awesome. Pagan revival efforts are definitely getting more popular in Celtic countries as of late, I think, and it makes me so happy. 🥰💖 P.S. Also, to that Redditor, we have more vowels than English. For example, W and Y are both vowels in Welsh so don't be so cheeky 😉

[@l1277]

Hello fellow socially anxious Welshie!

[@celticphoenix2579]

Don't you guys also have the world's most awesome town name? I couldn't spell it if I tried, but it has four of the letter L in a row. Malinda did a song about it that makes me laugh every time. The Welsh are awesome 😁

[@xotbirdox]

@@celticphoenix2579 Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantisiliogogogoch (Translation is: "The church of St. Mary of the pool of the white hazels near to the fierce whirlpool and the church of St. Tysilio of the red cave")😅 Second longest one-word place name in the world. It was named that in the 19th century just so that the town could have the longest train station name in Britain and bring tourism to the area. 😂 Fair to say it worked lol. 😅 But in practice, it's simply Llanfair, Llanfairpwll or Llanfair PG, and before the 19th century publicity stunt, it was just named Pwllgwyngyll, which translates to "the pool of the white hazels." Thank you 🥰 I assume you're a fellow Celt judging by your name so I'm sure whichever country you're from is awesome too 🥰💖 We're all Celtic brothers and sisters

[@Keznen]

@Celtic Phoenix Oh cool, another Malinda fan! :D

[@celticphoenix2579]

@@xotbirdox I am told that my roots are with clan McDowell, but I can't find trace of them beyond London so I couldn't tell you whether they are Scottish or Irish. I was born in the colonies and grew up in Southern Africa. If you get the chance, you should visit.

[@mx.benzedrine]

I've never heard such an eloquent pronunciation of "euthanasia". I'm living for it.

[@mariokitten649]

I just want all of you to know that I went about a month without watching any of Click’s videos but then I was watching Emkay the other day and they mentioned Satan and my first thought was “Ah, the Click.” I’ve been sucked back in and I can’t even be mad about it

[@disneydork100]

The worst part in my opinion about the dad and the PS5, isn’t exactly the betrayal, it’s that he clearly didn’t expect his own kid to be able to do it.

[@BloodrealmX]

Click: Gives inspirational, reassuring speech about finding love Me: Dozes off in Aromantic

[@simplyyevan3364]

The fact that Click can go from being straight up devil spawn to really wholesome in a matter of seconds i think makes these videos a whole lot better, chances are low of this comment ever reaching him are low, but if you see do see this, I hope you have a wonderful say and produce the content that you enjoy making. (hopefully) and to any one else reading this comment, i hope you also have a great day, keep on going your doing great.

[@eldritchchaos2663]

I love Lights Are Off's animations, they're so amazingly talented and I want to see their monstrosities in the real world XD

[@chibii-cst5375]

No. No I really don't. Their work is still amazing tho

[@eldritchchaos2663]

@@chibii-cst5375 Eh, well I'm also the kind of person who wishes the jumpscare onion site was a real website instead of something from a creepypasta 😅

[@michealshixam1731]

Amogus kitty?

[@momobun.]

Definitely not! I couldn't even be near my phone when that came on.

[@JamesTDG]

Fun fact: gender reveal parties turned the west coast into a giant fire

[@feonixrizen4960]

Yeah, it was great for my asthma and the sky turned such a pretty shade of red. Not terrifying at all

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

This is what happens when reproduction and unchecked narcissism converge.

[@cedarwood8475]

West coast DONT represent no more Katy Perry

[@Nimu.lol.]

8:48 ding dong ditch..? I thought everyone called it that- well 1. I was lied to, 2. I think I found the one thing that America is better at. prove me wrong

[@RockmeHellsing]

after you gave that speech about finding someone to love...i shed a tear...its hard

[@warlocket5326]

Fun Fact: Cows don’t have top teeth, instead they have a large section of their gums in place of them called a dental pad Edit: I meant they don’t have upper front teeth, they do have both sets of molars, thanks for correcting me lol

[@sarahlovee1865]

That's...not true..

[@michaelw.5030]

fun!

[@sarahlovee1865]

They don't have *front* upper teeth but they do have upper teeth

[@10-eproductions25]

@@sarahlovee1865 the molars, if I remember correctly.

[@Rzra]

I feel like the skin colored four legged shark is mind controlling you sloppily to giving them pats when you tried to laugh without emotions

[@hannahhofmann1074]

"Mango, come here, I need boops" is a sentence I'll be saying a lot in the coming months...

[@MalakianM2S]

I totally feel the "food appointment" one, idk why but when talking to people I use to forget pollysillabic words, not even rare ones, most common concepts or items, it's annoying af and makes me look like a weirdo.

[@Goobergal8705]

If Batman was cononically 32 now, he'd have been born in 1990, maybe 89, Which puts a whole weird twist on the Batman movie in 1989.

[@tim_the_traveler]

14:09 I'd love it if Christians would start using this angel more often in their stories. it actually looks otherworldly, unlike the dudes with bird wings in their backs.

[@ayoayo1044]

I mean there are 9 different types of angels. The sphere with eyes also known as a Thorn is just one type. The attractive people with bird wings are usually Dominons and preside over all angels even though they are lower(4th) in the hierarchy. But could also be Archangels depending on the story. There are others but you can look it up easily. I'm not religious at all but I find it super interesting to read stuff on my own time.

[@AshyProductions]

"I can turn into your worst fear!" "Oh shite." **Grammarly ad plays**

[@deadlydingus1138]

23:15 the fact that they didn’t call it a semen demon annoys me.

[@billciphergirl6049]

Know I'm mad too!

[@aspiring.creative.person6092]

8:35 “ding-dong-ditch” anyone?

[@pan_man69]

Yeah that's what I call it to

[@Persholm1]

Or "smack-a-hoe"

[@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl]

Click: Babies are technically classified as a parasite. Heather Mason: *slowly nods*

[@german_potatowo]

About the seat belt silencer. They can be good. My mom delivers newspaper in Germany. She uses her car and when there is a load of newspapers on the seat, the alarm goes on and on. For such a situation is a seat belt silencer a good thing

[@river-collective]

Pre-2015 Barbie movies have two kinds of animal characters: 1. The super weird looking animals 2. Quite realistic looking Mist movies have both

[@alexandranorris1763]

My friend has a set of those duck dice. And there are other things like pride flags, violins, fish, etc. But I’ve never found a set as adorable as the ducks. They’re really cool.

[@ryanwagner3890]

I unironically think the skeleton horse coming to sing with you sounds pretty fun.

[@weerwolfproductions]

the door knocking game in Dutch: Deurtje bellen - ringing the (little) door. Most front doors in the Netherlands don't have knockers but electric ringers, so a buzzer goes somewhere in the house.

[@ImaLoveStory]

All I got from this was that Click literally has a cat, and they've never made intense eye contact with him while pooping.

[@Zacian2.0]

Click is the life coach who always tells you to never trust him

[@SkyEcho751]

I'd say that Mermaids would be either fully red meat(because their mammals) or fully white meat(because their fish). My guess would be that it depends on if we are talking about mermaids that can cross breed with people(mammals) or if they are mindless monsters that are a type of apex predator.

[@TheAlmightyToaster01]

Technically humans are white meated animals

[@neuralmute]

@@TheAlmightyToaster01 I'll keep that in mind when I'm planning my next dinner party!

[@cynister7384]

They could also just be aquatic mammals, which actually makes more sense with the way the tail is shaped. With whales and dolphins, the tail is like flat horizontally to the body, but with fish like sharks it's vertical.

[@gaeapplehairline1566]

23:36 GLOW CLOUD ALL HAIL

[@dxjxc91]

Fun fact about youtube ad breaks: there are different amounts of them depending on platform. Mobile and PC: Normal amount, smart TV apps: like 30 seconds of ads every 5 minutes and between videos, cast to Chromecast: 2 5 second ads between videos and (usually) none in the middle.

[@lysandremathieu7797]

Okay, now I think Mermaids are man-made, off of a slice of actual fish and half a human, glued together with meat glue, and I hate myself for that.

[@helxeen2607]

2:46 isn't far off from the lore of Pokemon, in the lore there was a man went around chopping Pokemon with a sword. So I think a gun isn't so bad if you think about it.

[@Pawtacle]

And I mean, they do eat meat there as well

[@helxeen2607]

@@Pawtacle Very true

[@ExcalibeonSwordofEeveelutions]

@@helxeen2607 Thought if I remember correctly the sword in particular was very powerful..... Basic weaponry would do nothing against most pokemon, for a gun to be effective and consistent at hunting pokemon it'd have to have some technologically advanced, magically enchanted, or adamantium-like super alloy bullets fired by something akin to a handheld rail gun!

[@deathgod4722]

Wait till he hears about the dice with penguins in them

[@MaskedReviews]

20:25 the definition of a mammal I learned in school was an animal with hair that produces milk and has live births. The poster just forgot the animal part. There are exceptions to the live births after all (platypus).

[@LaylaSpellwind]

WHAT?! YOU'D SHOOT THE ZUBAT?! BAD CLICKY, BAD! *Sprays water*

[@atreus3006]

No one: Female characters according to 40 years old male authors: 11:17

[@biterthealchemist7841]

14:54 the fact that it's a wierd ass singing house skull isn't the best part the name means Mary Lord, it was originally made to make fun of the Catholics when they first came over, they then promptly killed many many Welsh people

[@Graytail]

22:05 That Hulk is Lou Ferrigno, the one who played him across many tv series and movies.

[@WC14660]

I gotta say "ding don't ditch" is far superior to any other name

[@Fischohnerad17]

Fun fact! The spider-cow man thing reminded me of some ways humans have tried to farm spider silk (as it's super super strong) by genetically altering either cows or goats (I don't remember which one specifically) into making it and releasing it through their udders along with milk.

[@aliceramdom.s]

no

[@maxhatterschannel5140]

Hairy and giving milk was a definition of an mammal in ancient greece

[@mostlynull]

Also "featherless biped" according to Plato IIRC.

[@Lawsonomy1]

4:10 In Japanese Folklore if you eat the flesh of a mermaid you will gain immortality but from that point forward the sea *HATES* you and will take evey opertunity to take back the life you have stolen. Floods, storms, tidal waves, hurricanes, etc. will follow you whenever you are anywhere near the coast. A terrible curse for the inhabitants of an island nation, but as someone from the Midwestern United States who has seen the sea only twice in my life, I'm ready to eat some mermaid.

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

What if the mermaid is already dead? Also.....what if the mermaid wants consensual vore?

[@Lawsonomy1]

@@jackalenterprisesofohio The Legend doesn't specify, but since in the stories the fisherman usually cook the meat (not eating it raw) it's implied they kill the mermaid first and then eat the meat shortly after. As for consensual vor it would depend on if the mermaid talked to its mother first, as Japanese mermaids are supposed be the daughters of the ocean kami (a cross between a spirit and a God, there is no western analog, it's similar to a Lō in voodoo). You can see examples of Japanese mermaids in miyazaki's movie Ponyo. (Edit: I imagine the ocean kami would still be mad if you eat her daughters dead body if you just found it)

[@kiralonely1307]

@@Lawsonomy1 Hmmm, what if only the tail is there, like the mermaid got cut in half, and you stumble upon it, think it's fish, and eat it? Like pure accidental? I wonder what the ocean kami would think of that, tbh, but knowing Japanese folklore, and general rule of thumb, intention doesn't matter, result of your actions is what you are judged by.

[@Lawsonomy1]

@@kiralonely1307 Agreed, that sounds about right. Plus that's kind of the rule of thumb for Folklore from everywhere. If you trick someone into eating their parents flesh in a meat pie (an actual European folktale) they are still considered a Cannibal and go to hell in the story.

[@Graytail]

08:40 'Ding Dong Ditch' is what I always heard it called

[@Jaeuroriz]

Same

[@imaybecringebutimfree]

9:48 This physically hurt me to hear what the actual fck

[@EndersGacha125]

8:44 I always called it Ding Dong Ditch, but that was more for ringing the door bell than knocking in the door