r/F***YouKaren - LIVE, LAUGH... no.

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[@mooswittebrood2900]

She really said "Racism offends me, so don't speak your native language. This is America." Baby, no.

[@shinymainespoon]

She seems like the type of person to yell at natives in Japan because they aren't speaking english

[@mooswittebrood2900]

@@shinymainespoon "I don't care we're in Chinatown, this is America! D:

[@tsarfox3462]

For real though. She's basically like "I'm the only one who's allowed to be racist here"

[@Am3lia77]

Now, as Spanish speakers we shall take on the word "black" instead of "negro" because Karen here finds the word for a colour offensive 😀

[@a_d3mon]

This hurts my brain on a multitude of levels

[@Scarlett.Granger]

r/badwomensanatomy shows us exactly why not just "one boy" but every boy in this school should attend classes about female anatomy, and vice versa.

[@tsarfox3462]

Yeah but if we teach kids about anatomy it will make Jesus cry. I think. I don't know. I need to talk to my pastor about why I think sex ed is sinful. Plus there's no way kids will learn these things any other way. It's not like there's websites that contain information about anatomy or anything.

[@sakura-rw7iz]

@@tsarfox3462 WHAT THE- WHY CAN'T THEY JUST LEARN FEMALE ANOTOMY- DANG JESUS🙂 Edit: OMG thanks for agreeing with me, i don't know how learning female atonomy will make Jesus or God cry

[@CrispyLamb]

Click do deltarune

[@milesperhour2286]

I think maybe biology would be a perfect class to learn about that. To bad there is little to none sex Ed in Texas

[@temmie9430]

On the inside we are not the same... But we mostly are though.

[@charliepearmain]

I remember seeing something somewhere that said "the antivaxxers are right, getting vaccinated does increase your children's chance of being diagnosed with autism because they'll live long enough to be diagnosed" or something like that

[@Ohne_Silikone]

And they are the ones regularly seeing a doctor, so they have a higher chance of getting helped with any medical situation.

[@valentinewiggin7782]

@@Ohne_Silikone They also have doctors who know what autism is.

[@calebhall812]

Karen: "Boys shouldn't learn about menstrual cycles" Men: "Can't you hold in your period?" (misunderstanding tampons) (General misconceptions about periods)

[@alexturner774]

EXACTLY, sex/puberty education *needs* to be taught to all students without separating the students, why shouldn't we know fully about our species? Why are we only taught about the parts we have? We should know everything about our species, and then if sex/puberty education was integrated there would be no room for that Karen's transphobic remarks, since everyone no matter their gender would all be in one room learning the same thing

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

@@alexturner774 Just buy them a book on the human body - then they'll get it.

[@Nozxoki]

When I had my sex education class in primary school, years 5 & 6 (4-5th Grade for America) male and females were separated but both genders were taught the same lessons as each other. I find it surprising that some schools don't do that.

[@alexturner774]

@@ARCtheCartoonMaster people are... reluctant to learn anything unless they're forced to sit through it in class usually, and even then a lot of the time you have to try and make it interesting to keep their attention, that's why so many people don't know about very basic things despite having internet access, the cis men who are ignorant about periods could spend some time on Google but they don't, that's why you have to teach them when they're young

[@alexturner774]

@@Nozxoki I know some schools still push artificial things like purity culture... waiting til marriage, I'm a firm believer that religion, tradition and anything else should not influence education, especially something so important as sex education, it's why we have so many misconceptions and misunderstandings, because some people are embarrassed to talk about it factually, so they barely gloss over it, cut some parts out, spread purity culture propaganda and call it a day

[@vincentpoczka4398]

To be honest, the one with the apartheid in Germany had me almost shaking in anger. I am from Germany and to see people so callously throw around the mass murder of an entire part of the population angers me beyond belief, especially because as a student I learn about it EVERY year. Part of the curriculum even states that every class has to go to a concentration camp to learn and understand and RESPECT the souls taken during this time

[@comradewindowsill4253]

What these morons don't realize is that they have nothing in common with the people killed under that regime. They're more alike to the people who, in their cheerful obliviousness and disregard for the humanity of others, allowed such a regime to exist in the first place.

[@vincentpoczka4398]

Too true

[@glenchapman3899]

I always used to wonder how Germany went down the road she did in the 1930's. Events here in the US over the last few years haven shown just how easy it can be :( I have always been very impressed with how Germans have owned what happened, and the levels they are prepared to go, to make sure it never let it happen to them again.

[@Llortnerof]

@@glenchapman3899 Let's just say that Trump-US and the recent events in the UK don't sit well with Germans that paid attention in history class.

[@glenchapman3899]

@@Llortnerof I know right. Lots of extremism all over the place.

[@DreamKeeper.]

I would like to tell a story about my anti vax mom. When I turned 18 I went and got vaxxed because she never did. She saw I turned out okay and took my sister in but when she got to the dr office she freaked out. I looked at the doctor and told him to get the “mercury free” vaccine and he grabbed another vial of the vaccine and told her it was the mercury free stuff. She was convinced enough.

[@mewmew8932]

We need to put "mercury-free" labels on vaccine vials to trick anti-vaxxers

[@Random-sk6hm]

Lmao that's genius. You're doing Satans work 🙏

[@shitanotosaurus]

@@Random-sk6hm I see you're also a satan enjoyer

[@frostmint3584]

@@Random-sk6hm Satans??? Hell yeah!

[@Rogetro]

That’s pure brilliance, thank you for this tip!! 😂😂😂

[@puredemon5926]

"It's important cringe" is honestly the best thing I've heard when it comes to describing that part of health class.

[@shinymainespoon]

I agree completely. Granted I had little idea what was happening, it's still important

[@gateauxq4604]

It would be about 95% less cringe if parents stopped treating it as some secret scary cringe-worthy subject

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

@@gateauxq4604 Do parents also hide the respiratory system from their kids, and then give them "the talk" about breathing? "You see, Johnny - when a man needs oxygen, he takes a deep breath into his lungs..."

[@LunaP1]

“The first Karen 1923” Well, their not wrong. She made a false claim that Toto bit her and attempted to take him away from her.

[@edoardoprevelato6577]

I can assure you, Karens existed well before that. Many noblewomen in ancient and medieval times acted like karens, often with lethal results. May i bring to your attention the case of one Erzsebet Bathory. She tortured and murdered countless of her serving girls (allegedly for a total of 650, 80 confirmed) because they DARED to be prettier than herself. She would then bathe in their blood in order to "absorb" their youth and beauty.

[@sassykassy8441]

how do you know that exactly?

[@FreakoftheAngels]

@@edoardoprevelato6577 high chances that she'd be a Karen

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

@@sassykassy8441 because they are Erzsebet! Dun dun dunnnnnn!!!!

[@markalexander3659]

They are, because it was 1939 lol

[@thunderflare59]

Karen: Guide dogs can only be yellow! Blind woman: How am I supposed to know what color my dog is?

[@redblackjester]

lmao xD

[@bruno_is_here]

what is a yellow

[@ieatbabies22]

@@bruno_is_here blond.

[@ayyymacaroni]

Karen: "YOUR DOG CAN'T BE BLACK" Blind woman: "what's black???"

[@ferrucciocaracciuolo8139]

​@@ayyymacaroniJust look it up on Google.

[@harvestkitty]

I have a sneaking suspicion that the boy in the girl's class the Karen is complaining about might be trans. She made a point to state that her daughter has known this kid since kindergarten and 'knows he's a boy'. It would explain why there's only one boy in the class, the odds of the whole class only having one boy are astronomical.

[@Am3lia77]

@@RenTheWren That's what I think

[@TyphinHoofbun]

In the first half, I thought, "She's really emphasizing 'boy' a lot. This is a trans girl, isn't it?" Then the second half came up with "and she knows he is a boy" in it. Yyyyyep. There's no way this isn't a trans girl that this Karen is up in arms about.

[@EvanBear]

That's definitely the case and I feel so sorry for the girl. Especially because it will be super good for her to get sex ed to help her fit in with other girls and to be prepared and knowledgeable if she wants to get surgery later on.

[@ocaradasmaoladobokunohero]

Yeah, the moment i noticed how many times she emphasized "boy", i knew damn well it was a trans girl and the Karen was just being transphobic. It's honestly disturbing a person can be so cruel towards a fucking CHILD

[@DrownedInDysphoria]

I thought so too. Gender dysphoria for me started around 4-6, and I joined kindergarten at age 5. It would make a lot of sense why the karen was so angry at a child for no reason

[@ethanbrandt8617]

Karen claiming that the vinegar worked to de worm her dogs in her experience is a great example of why everyone should learn the difference between correlation and causation

[@abagofdrag]

Yes!!!! Correlation does not equal causation!

[@dustorm5012]

@@abagofdrag "50 years after getting a vaccine, this man died from being hit by a truck! This proves-" yeah, I made that up, but it is the kind of meaning of correlation doesn't mean causation, as an example.

[@eleanorcooke7136]

@@abagofdrag more people drown when ice cream sales are up.

[@anitacrumbly]

@@eleanorcooke7136 i like to use murder rates they go when ice cream sales go up

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

I totally agree!!! This needs to be on billboards across the US- SO IMPORTANT!!!

[@curlysueandspiketoo1621]

"The customer is almost always wrong" As a barmaid, I approve this message

[@hallway_revenant7919]

If they’re always right then how come they ask sooooo many questions 🙄

[@pherasabraxas]

When I worked in fast food, "the customer is always right" was thrown in my face so many times. After hearing it enough, I finally said "No. The customer is always trying to get free shit." The manager reprimanded me but I really didn't care. I have so much empathy for people working in fast food and retail and anyone else that has to deal with this shit on a daily basis.

[@RicardoGantusa]

Instead if National Service, people should be forced to work in retail of fast food instead before they're allowed to apply for other jobs

[@lowheadvarney158]

Funnily enough we don't believe in that sort of bs about the customer being right where I work. Not every retail company stands by that rule and even if they did not every store in the franchise is going to stick by that rule.

[@jmvv451]

Try "you're only a customer after you pay"

[@Llortnerof]

Just as bad with "the customer is king". No, the customer is not king. The customer is a customer. If the customer isn't worth the hassle, the customer can go take their business to somebody stupider than me. I'm trying to make money here and i can't do that if i have to babysit some dolt with entitlement issues.

[@justradiclesandco]

Sounds like you’re in the right. Good on you for telling those rude customers to stop. Customers don’t know better than anyone and should treat others with respect before asking others to be nice to them.

[@moonlightwolfling6374]

The moment I knew my mother was a Karen was when she told me to just tell the staff that we had a medical condition if they asked us to wear a mask......I’m reminded of this reality every single time we go someplace and she wears her mask incorrectly. I got vaxxed without her knowing and they accidentally listed off my vaccinations at a doctors appointment. She started yelling about how they should’ve needed her permission to do something so horrible to her child......I told her about how 16 and up I’m allowed to make medical decisions regarding vaccines. She was not happy and started mumbling about leftist plans and how me being able to get it without her is bullshit.....she’s also a Karen who told one of my new coworkers my deadname (she doesn’t believe In nonbinary and doesn’t call me anything different.) she said to my coworker and I quote. “You can call her *beep* when you want to upset her.” Knowing that I’ve told her that my deadname gives me extreme anxiety because of her mostly. But yea I will always remember that first realization....or maybe it was the increased opportunity by the pandemic and the fact I was finally at a age with internet access realizing my mother wasn’t exactly stable when that happened.....also my mother will forever be mad that she gave me my phone. Let me form my own opinions. Although ever sense I’ve stopped particularly caring about anything she could do suddenly there’s nothing she can throw at me because I just stopped reacting to her being a bitch.

[@maukschilol]

Hope you can move out as soon as possible...

[@moonlightwolfling6374]

@@maukschilol I actually wrote this right before I moved out, can’t say the same for my siblings but I’m free lol

[@maukschilol]

@@moonlightwolfling6374 good for you. Don't let yourself put down ;)

[@WaddleQwacker]

@@moonlightwolfling6374 I wish you can get in a safer place if you aren't already. I guess you will probably always have such a hard relationship with your mother, it's sad but please know that it's not your fault nor responsibility. Wish you all the best and I 🙏 for you and your family.

[@bonkenjoyer_org]

My Dad’s worse. He’s been asking me transphobic questions ever since I came out to him about my gender identity(transmasc enby but I only told him I’m nonbinary because I didn’t discover the masc part until after I came out to him) and those questions were about the “private parts” of a nonbinary and he said “When I was changing your diaper, I didn’t see a ‘nonbinary’ I saw a female part”. Ever since those questions started, I decided not to further my coming out to him as transmasc and instead I’ll wait until I move out of his house to start looking for a medical professional to help me with my transition.

[@MoonSharder]

as someone with autism, wearing a mask can be very uncomfortable - it has made me cry on more that one occasion. i still wear a mask.

[@Kyman102]

You're a trooper.

[@PidgeyHowler]

Ahh dude, I feel you.

[@NotUrSebbi]

I salute you, fellow autistic person!

[@jaytrashwade1-1]

Agreed, it sucks. Especially if you were in a welding shop class in high school.... Then you have to smell the metal slag infused into your mask....

[@sunnydrop_DCA]

You are legitimately someone who could get away with not wearing a mask and yet you still care about other people getting sick. Absolute chad 💪 Thank you for the w

[@joemck85]

Karen has been giving her dogs apple cider vinegar and they have never gotten worms? Well, my dog has given himself the job of barking at any airplanes that fly over so they don't land in the yard. I know it's working because since he's started doing this, no airplanes have landed in the yard.

[@monke6912]

my dog barks at mailMan i still dont have brother i guess it works

[@kitkatsnowfox]

@@monke6912 Ohhh that explains why my grandmother hasnt cheated on my granfather again! We got a dog who hates the mailman!

[@humandeffinately7176]

my guinea pigs squeak at any strangers that come near their cage, and they haven't been murdered yet, so I think they know what they're doing

[@eight_littlenightmares]

I tap walls sometimes, and I haven't been brutally murdered yet--so I think it's pretty foolproof :3

[@jaymevosburgh3660]

​@@eight_littlenightmaresThis sounds like science to me!

[@jackr.4953]

Actually, people who serve food *do* need to go through regular drug testing, vaccination, and not have certain communicable diseases, Karen.

[@aleksabanjevic8316]

I'm pretty sure if a Karen asked for all that, they would say "yeah OK, one sec" I would love to see her face after all the documents are brought "W8, this isn't how ur supposed to play the game, this was meant to be my victory, reeeeee" *runs out the store screaming*

[@coryclark5442]

Im pretty sure you arent drug tested to be a cook but i don't know i suppose

[@jackr.4953]

@@coryclark5442 Random drug testing is completely normal in food service jobs. Most also require you to undergo drug testing before employment.

[@qwandary]

Not in England they don't, and often they're forced to work with communicable conditions because most services are short staffed to save on outgoings.

[@TheBluestflamingos]

I work in a kitchen rn, and I promise you that if my company drug tested their employees, they would have to fire at least 80% of their staff.

[@ethribin4188]

Denying a wedding cake to gays is ok. Denying service to an unmasked karen is not ok. Apparently..... -.-

[@dustorm5012]

that's America for you.

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

i read this 5 times and still don't understand what im reading

[@Sirtristepan]

@@unfunnykhoi5913 Karens think it's ok to deny a wedding cake to Gays but also think that wearing a mask is bad

[@zorapianist]

​@@unfunnykhoi5913 Karens think stores use the right to refuse to sell to homosexuals is okay, but when stores use that right to refuse to sell to them (even when they are violating health restrictions) it isn't okay

[@OwlEye2010]

Post-Trump America in a nutshell.

[@MrLandShark55_55]

Everytime someone says "This is America, speak English" it cracks me up. English is a European language. If you want to speak an American language, Speak Navajo or Cherokee or some other native American language.

[@mzmendy]

ASL

[@MrLandShark55_55]

@@mzmendy yes, American Sign Language too.

[@AngelBirdo]

@@MrLandShark55_55 nah man I'm pretty sure they meant Age Sex Location /j

[@schanulsiboi0837]

Additionally, the United States don't even have an official language

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Personally, my favorite one is the nine year old yellow carding the Karen.^^

[@meatkirbo]

Honestly, I really want to scare someone by saying "I haven't been able to smell for a while now" I was born without a sense of smell, of course I haven't been able to

[@Excalibur-Sonic]

I have a sense of smell but it's very bad.

[@shinybearevidra]

Same as my dad!

[@breakfaith3031]

I sometimes like to comment that I'm losing my sense of taste and let it sit for a moment before I clarify that I've been a heavy smoker for several years.

[@omegadragons321]

i have very strong senses which sometimes come in handy but sometimes cause me to have anxiety attacks

[@aleksabanjevic8316]

@@Excalibur-Sonic yay I'm not alone, my family was worried when this whole thing started since I couldn't really tell the doctors if I lost my sense of smell since I could rarely smell anything that isn't very strong and right up my nose

[@thegnoblin]

Fun fact: the original saying was "the customer is always right in matters of taste." That means that the customer can order weird crap and you can't judge them, but it doesn't give the customers permission to be a total jerk!

[@snowangelnc]

"I'd like to buy this avocado green refrigerator you've got in the corner here." "Sorry, I can't sell you that one." "Oh. Is it just out of stock right now, or has it been discontinued?" "It's not that. We have some in stock, I'm just not going to sell it to you." "Why not?" "Well duh. Look at it. It's hideous!" "Ok, ok, I know it's not exactly in style, but I like it." "Do you want your kitchen to look like it's stuck in the 70's?" "Well, the thing is that the color makes it look so much like the fridge that was in my grandparents' home, and that brings back so many nice memories for me, so I'd like to-" "Shut up and come with me. Let's look at the new stainless-steel models that just came in."

[@CartoonHero1986]

The saying is actually "The Customer is always right IN MATTERS OF TASTE" and it was a company slogan for their interior design department. THAT is the origin of that stupid saying and I laugh to myself every time I hear someone misquote it and use it like it's a divine law people in service must follow.

[@tookitogo]

Aye. I’m glad the retail stores I worked at were all ones that understood a much more important (and actually true) maxim: standing behind your staff and protecting them from unreasonable customers is more important, and happy employees give the best customer service.

[@LurkinHandworker]

Tbh I found out about that last part while watching the Click

[@EquanoxDragon]

My best friend gets ptsd flashbacks if she has something covering her mouth or face so wearing a mask is really hard for her and she does try to avoid it, but if someone asks her nicely she will wear one... if someone who literally has trauma flashbacks is still willing to wear a mask when asked nicely, then you can wear one too Karen.

[@cowsharkdefin6376]

I hear that the _95 masks don't sit as close to the face so if she can get one of those (make sure they're real of course) it might be easier on her. Also let her know that immune-compromised people like me really appreciate her doing so.

[@EquanoxDragon]

@Cowshark DeFin I'll let her know, and yah saying as I'm also partially immuno compromised as well, (I have a weak immune system for a number of reasons and asthma to boot) she definitely knows how much we appreciate that she at least tries and does what she can to keep others safe.

[@muddashucka9743]

sorry if I'm overstepping my bounds, but may I know where their PTSD comes from? like were they a soldier or something?

[@EquanoxDragon]

@@muddashucka9743 I won't go into details, but I will simply say, domestic abuse from family

[@atommidas200]

What the hell happened to her?

[@LexusLFA554]

8:24 I am a car guy, and even such "low value" cars have a place in my heart. This woman should show more respect.

[@veeva99]

I'm honestly surprised that in some countries boys don't learn about the menstrual cycle in high school. Here in the Netherlands, we learn about it during biology, the whole class all together. It's such an alien concept to me that you would separate boys and girls when it comes to subjects like that.

[@tsarfox3462]

Well in real states we get taught everything. It's just we learn about the opposite sex a bit later. Unfortunately about 40% of the country is mentally stuck in 1952 so it makes the rest of us look like a 2nd world nation.

[@kevinchong5424]

I learned about that in 6th grade primary school, and it was a boys school too

[@coolphoton1234]

@@tsarfox3462 most second world nations woulden't **need** the class. they tend to be less ... puritanical on the subject of segregating that knolage from children. though fun fact from my childhood: if a six year old starts demanding an explanation of the cleanliness laws related to menstration the entire church looses its shit trying to explain why none of that matters to the kid, and that they shuld never discuss the subject with anyone. in this case, the six year old had been minstraiting for about six months due to precocious puberty, her parents stood up and told the pastor, whom they had discussed the issue with to avoid exactly this issue, he was a poisonous body-shaming hypocritical cowered and took there kids and walked out

[@naru2552]

Same here in germany. Had it in 6th grade and in 9th grade, some kids even have it in like 3rd/4th grade

[@hiimcrazyfordrwho]

Sometimes the problem isn't that it's not taught, it's that they didn't pay attention or commit it to memory. Sex ed isn't quizzed, so there's no checking if you learned or just sat there.

[@thelittlestpika]

I've had a Karen lean so close to me that I could feel her breath on my face at work (she wasn't wearing a mask obviously) and I couldn't find my voice to tell her to back up/wear a mask. I quit a few weeks later.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Heh. I interrupted a Chad who refused to wear a mask and was taping himself picking a fight with casheirs. "Why d'you think you're special?" Good times. Whenever I see a Chad or a Karen, at the very least I take out my earbuds and make sure they won't assault anyone. FELLOW CUSTOMERS: PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR CASHIEIRS.

[@tsarfox3462]

@@JoshSweetvale I'm confused why someone thinks they're a Chad for spreading disease and bullying people who are paid not to kick their ass. Seriously, I'd like to see that dude try something like that with someone who isn't paid to put up with their crap. It'd be fun to see him get wrecked. Also, why did the manager not throw his sorry ass out of the store?

[@camwyn256]

@@JoshSweetvale exactly! Customers, tell these a*holes what our highly valuable(yet criminally underpaid) customer service personnel want to say, but can't!

[@hyperboles6563]

@@tsarfox3462 Sometimes companies don't allow even the managers to kick people out, and I think Joshue Sweetvale used "Chad" as in the cliche white guy with an updo and thinks everyone else is a "beta male".

[@maxe624]

I dont know whether Chad is a good or bad thing to call someone, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

[@charpeach773]

Ah, the classic Karen misquote of convenience. "The customers is always right WHEN IT COMES TO MATTERS OF TASTE."

[@snowangelnc]

Right. If the customer specifies something, like not wanting an ice dispenser and not wanting to pay extra in order to get one, the sales rep shouldn't keep pushing the a more expensive model than the one they've picked and keep insisting that the ice dispenser makes it so much better.

[@annhoang4350]

Saving “misquote of convenience” for future use, thank you

[@iunnosoiputthis]

Karens are the epitome of "This won't stop me because I can't read!"

[@shinymainespoon]

You are correct

[@omegadragons321]

😂😂😂

[@Josh_the_jester]

I'm picturing a Karen walking into a pull door

[@TianRunty]

I'm autistic and have the joy of sometimes very severe sensory issues (depends on tiredness, stress level etc). I always wear a mask when I can, even if it makes me more uncomfortable or elevates my anxiety. I'll take it off if I feel it's getting too much and that I'm heading for a meltdown but even then I feel like an inconsiderate a-hole. I have no idea how people can do it all the time and completely ignore the safety of everyone around them. At least I try to wear one, have been jabbed and test twice a week to help minimise my impact on the people around me.

[@vorerstniemand]

May you stay uninfected!

[@lonelyshadow502]

Thank you, i bet it’s greatly appreciated even people don’t realize it yet

[@juwryyia5456]

Hey, you're not an inconsiderate a-hole at all! Please don't push yourself too hard. Masks can be very overwhelming sensory-wise, especially with a lot of other stimuli. Thank you for doing all of this

[@ashleycreps9282]

Are you in the US? If so, how do you afford the consistent testing? Aren't they beginning to charge people now?

[@amysilverstone9059]

Im autistic too, when pandemic started, I had hard time getting used to mask, but now I feel uncomfortable without one when not at home. The only trouble left is glasses - during winter they are fogged up from a mask.

[@Red-dg3fe]

As someone with Autism who also wears glasses, masks are quite literally hell for me. BUT I STILL WEAR THEM! My glasses fog up and don't sit right on my face, my ears get sore, my face is sweaty and everything feels horrible, but I still do it because I don't want to get sick or spread around anything I happen to pick up. Karen's disgust me, makes me wish natural selection was a bit pickier. This and r/InsaneParents honestly makes me believe people should get licensed to have children, some people just should not be in charge of shaping a future person's thoughts, morals, and beliefs.

[@mizixy9624]

Another thing about “natural immunity” is that while many people survive the initial infection, too many are having these crazy after effects that are often worse than the sickness.

[@RicardoGantusa]

plus its such a brain dead argument to begin with - "I will become immune to covid by catching covid"

[@wm9482]

There is also the whole aspect of natural immunity occurring only if you survive, which is less likely if you're not vaccinated

[@MissCaraMint]

The whole natural immunity thing also totally ignores the fact that your body is the one creating the immunity by being given the vaccine. It’s the same mechanism. One is just less dangerous.

[@stischer47]

The "girl talk" situation - we did such in the 5th grade I taught at many years ago. The girls learned about what was happening with the boys, and vice-versa. So, when the girls began their menstrual cycles (that were very irregular), the boys understood what was going on and just accepted it. It was just a part of puberty.

[@SydonieRowe]

I want a Karen's reaction to a man thinking that a period can be hold like pee.

[@BraveSoda]

I want that too.

[@keit99]

"I want to speak to the manager of your brain" Karen, probably

[@Ohne_Silikone]

What??!, you can hold in pee too?

[@justradiclesandco]

Honestly, learning about both sides of sex ed is helpful since that means less misinformation, guys know how to care for the women in their life such as loved ones or partners and support them by getting period products, and it makes it less taboo to know how bodies work and how to stay healthy and safe. A trans girl being there is perfectly normal (at least, that’s who this Karen seems to be referring to) and we really shouldn’t have to separate kids based on gender for sex ed and just be more open. Seems like this Karen is just out of their mind for thinking this one kid is going to hurt their classmates by learning sex ed.

[@midnaphai]

In germany we have sex ed together so i was a bit confused about this one. Basic information about the human body shouldn't be separated for genders, if Karens keep away children from learning that it's no wonder why there's oopsie babies and husbands who are grossed out by finding out periods exist...

[@justradiclesandco]

@@midnaphai Yeah, it makes more sense to not separate based on gender. I think America is kind of behind on that and really needs to catch up

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

@@midnaphai Unfortunately in the US sex ed is a political thing... abstinence only in my school...

[@mariabasile9961]

Yeah that one gave me such anti-Trans vibes. So messed up. Her daughter is probably uncomfortable because her mom is so repressive. I just hope that poor kid who she outed didn't suffer because of her need to start drama.

[@hiimcrazyfordrwho]

I do wonder if the trans girl might still learn more about herself in the other class. If she's not on puberty blockers she'll need to know about the changes her body will have. They all should learn both, anyway. Hopefully they do learn both just separate by gender for comfort reasons.

[@Leaharnold651]

"The customer is always right" is my least favorite statement. It engenders an undeserved attitude of entitlement to those that already possess the worst qualities of humanity. I worked as a bouncer for a few years, and one of the bars I worked at was more than a bit rough. This was the place where all the local metal and punk bands played and had a reputation for violence. It really wasn't a Karen friendly business, but we still very often had to deal with them. We ended up with a large sign that read "The customer is always right until the bartender decides the customer isn't a customer anymore". It was always incredibly satisfying when the bartender made that call, because I was the one who had the pleasure of "escorting" them off the premises.

[@blueshark3354]

The phrase "The customer is always right" was coined by Harry Gordon Selfridge in 1909 (though some prefer the variations coined by to César Ritz or Marshall Field - it was a popular mentality in 20th century business magnates). As the founder of Selfridge’s department store in London, Selfridge used this frame of mind to convince patrons that they would have an excellent customer experience as well as to simultaneously persuade employees to provide high-quality service. It was just a department store commercial that others copied.

[@Liandra24]

The whole phrase is the customer is always right in matters of taste and quality, or something like that.

[@VulsikDoSurilim]

Thanks for teaching me a new word (engender). I'll add it to my collection. =)

[@CelestialAnamoly]

"Apartheid in Germany" ... "Learn from history" I literally face- palmed

[@veritaspopuli8194]

the first anti-mask convention was actually held in 1919 in san francisco against wearing masks to prevent the spanish flu.

[@lorifiedler13]

Ironically, San Francisco had the lowest death rates despite having a military base and ports.

[@elaexplorer]

In my school, everyone was fully taught boys anatomy. Including where the pee comes from. Not so with girls, the major reproductive organs only, excluding anything external, or even how the internal parts connected to the external. No mention was made of how/where urination happened either.

[@Meipmeep]

I dated a guy who thought women pee through the clit….. it took an hour to teach him proper anatomy

[@tsarfox3462]

Weird. In my school we were taught everything. Although first we were taught about our own bodies, then later in HS we were taught about the opposite gender. This was back before America recognized that LGBTQ+ people existed BTW. It was really funny though because the teacher literally said "I'm not technically allowed to tell you to use a condom but, use a condom". She was cool.

[@Notmyname1593]

Seems weird that those would even be separated classes to me. Like we just had human anatomy classes, the sex organs were just a part of that.

[@Liliana_the_ghost_cat]

In my school, all sex ed was taught to all students at the same time so everyone in my class learned about male anatomy and female anatomy at the same time. There was no separation whatsoever

[@robertbennett2796]

My school taught us for both sex on how everything works

[@NonBinary_NonHuman]

If I may. I'd like to speak about the "Autistic Karens" not wanting to wear masks. I'm Autistic. I have severe sensory issues. I could get a doctors note to not wear a mask. I have sensory overload almost every time I wear a mask. It is a problem for my health & wellbeing. I wear a mask because I don't want to risk getting myself, my Mom, or anyone else around me sick. I refuse to be the reason someone else gets sick. Because I care. These Karens make me upset because all they do is use Autism as a reason to not wear a mask. People's lives are in danger. My comfort is not as important as someone else's life. I take off my mask as often as I can so I don't have a break down. Which is only when I'm alone. Why can't they try that? Why don't they care about the people around them?

[@keepthatawayfromme7471]

I know this was from two weeks ago and you don't have to respond buut... I totally agree. I'm autistic as well and having a mask sometimes is really itchy and closing. Still i wear it because just like you I don't want to get anyone sick. I'm tired of people using their disability to justify hurting other people. We need understanding yes, doesn't mean we are the only humans that deserve empathy. Sorry for bothering you however, I've seen the disability excuse thing over and over again and it really annoyed me. Thank you for caring for others! You're a great person for that :>

[@Sp0on777]

💛

[@writerintransience]

Autistic healthcare practitioner here. I wear a mask to make sure my patients are safe. After 3 years, I've gotten much more used to it.

[@NonBinary_NonHuman]

@@keepthatawayfromme7471 Heh. Funny that I'm noticing your comment 2 weeks later. Thank you for being kind. You are amazing for keeping others in mind. For some reason that's really hard for some people. I'm very happy to know that there is SOMEONE trying. So thank you for that 😊

[@NonBinary_NonHuman]

@@writerintransience First. Congratulations on being a healthcare provider! I'm very happy & excited for you. Secondly. I'm proud of you for taking care of your patients & getting comfortable/used to masks. It gives me hope reading your comment 😊

[@SgtLogOfWood]

You know you adore the channel when random screams at the start are normal.

[@aliceramdom.s]

yes

[@mspixils3960]

Y e s

[@AestheticWaif]

AaAaAAaaaaa... pst: disclaimer

[@Brianna771]

I occasionally fall asleep to his videos and get mildly jumpscared on some of his older videos having different screams

[@ByteBoiToastin]

You got a point there

[@Gamesaucer]

This is the first time I've heard about someone being racist to a _dog._ Damn, Karen. Here I thought you couldn't fall any lower.

[@aleksabanjevic8316]

The Dumbest part is most dogs have the same skin color, that is just the dogs hair colour that she is bitching about, somehow she made racism on dogs even dumber, I didn't know that was possible

[@probablysatan..5776]

Useless fact: a Karen should be the opposite of what you are, and since they have "live , laugh , love" we would have "die , cry , hate"

[@haribo836]

That 9 year old giving a yellow card to a soccer mom, that got me. Just fricking brilliant. What a hero.

[@beni.blu3774]

no i think its great that nowadays children start to learn together so there's no more bad anatomy or karens out there who are so entitled

[@jjgdenisrobert]

Very very few, if any, people “can’t” wear masks. Most people just don’t like the inconvenience and love being Karens about it

[@Werevampiwolf]

I had one woman tell me she had a religious exemption for masks because they give her acne (and a note from her pastor). One, we don't have religious exemptions for masks, two, that's not how religious exemptions in general work. Your pastor can't give you a medical exemption.

[@hyperboles6563]

@@Werevampiwolf Yeah, so many people try to claim religious exemptions as if the bible says to spread disease as much as you can. Even if they were real religious exemptions though, they shouldn't be allowed if your religion is harming yourself and others, that's like saying terrorists can suicide bomb because it's apart of their beliefs. Not getting a vaccine is no where near as extreme, but you're still putting yourself and those around you at risk. Their logic is flawed and they're flat-out lying about being able to have religious exemptions from this.

[@Malkontent1003]

@@RenTheWren I've got autism. It actually works in the other direction, in my case. Now, while I know not every situation is the same, let me put it this way: even people with sensitivities to tactile sensations wear masks, because it's a lot better than spending three weeks in the hospital.

[@LucanVaris]

For those who can't wear masks, face shields are a thing. They may still be troublesome for those with sensory overload problems, but at the same time, at least it's _something._ For those who are being Karens about it though... there's duct tape.

[@Nevertoleave]

@@LucanVaris I hate those, but it’s because people wear a two inch wide piece of plastic that half covers their bottom lip while they breathe out of their nose. One of those big ones that covers the whole face aren’t so bad. You ever see Star Trek? The half face stuff reminds me of the Benzite people

[@BoojumFed]

"The customer is always right" A little bit ago I learned that this came from a description folks used to use of basic market mechanics; specifically, that if your product or service isn't selling that's because *_you_* are supplying it in a market that doesn't want/ need it. The customers know their own desires far better than any business ever could, no matter how "wrong" you think they are or how happy you imagine they'd be once they smarten up and appreciate your service/ product. Unfortunately, the dumbfuck, dipshit and moron brigades long, long ago caught wind of the phrase and has been weaponizing it against customer-facing workers completely independently of the fact that it is true for owners/ investors, not employees who have to deal with the (shudder) *_public_* .

[@bookbook9495]

It’s also for matters of taste- if the customer likes the neon orange jacket with a muted green and bright pink skirt, don’t correct them. They like it.

[@Liandra24]

@@bookbook9495 yeah, the customer is always right in the matters of taste and quality. It’s meant to allow the customer to choose the most expensive things if it suits them, and we get to guide them to it. If they want the cheaper things it’s still fine since the store still makes a profit.

[@guska5523]

Oof, I should have scrolled a little further before posting. You are exactly right. It has NOTHING to do with entitled Karens wanting a cold fridge on delivery.

[@Le_Grand_Corbeau666]

I don't know why but I don't think that "the customer is always right!" Always applies everywhere because sure if you bought something that was already passed then your right but if you wait for the date and the eat it expired and you get sick from it your just not right then

[@Echo81Rumple83]

@@Liandra24 I like selling lots of small stuff during the day; keeps me busy. Sure, I make big bank on selling one expensive item, but I'm bored for the rest of the day 😑

[@GabrielIverson]

I like how he says “I take back all that I said about kids “ then a little later calls them snot goblins

[@xen0bia]

While the mercury-filled tuna sandwich meme had me chuckling, it's still depressing how misunderstood this whole thing is. Vaccines use to contain ethylmercury (also known as thimerosal) and NOT methylmercury, the toxic mercury found in some fish (and which antivaxxers will still eat no problem...). Ethylmercury is easily eliminated by the body and is completely harmless in medical use. But still pharmaceuticals had to remove it to appease uneducated people's fears, even though this meant vaccines would have a much shorter "shelf-life". Trying to understand a minimal amount of chemistry is too hard I guess...

[@TiredHumanBeing]

Ngl, I kinda failed Chemistry and I hated it, math has always been my #1 enemy in school courses, but even then this was fun to learn about.

[@jessicataylor7174]

Not dissimilar to during prohibition; ethanol, methanol...close enough, practically the same thing! ☠ 😮

[@cowsharkdefin6376]

Same for alcohol. The way I keep it straight is with the ethyl- I imagine Ethel Median belting out a show tune with a big smile on her face. With methyl- I just think of, well, meth.

[@TheMadMichael]

You have to keep in mind that these are people that, when they hear the word "mercury", the only thing they can think is "death" and there is absolutely no way you could ever get through their stupidity to teach them any different. They have made up their minds and nothing on earth, heaven or hell can tell them different. Hell, I had an acquaintance who, when confronted with truth and facts about the pandemic, told me that, "If god himself came down and told me it is as bad as the doctors say it is, I'll call Him a liar to His face!" *THESE* are the people who don't care if you or your loved ones die a horrible death (I have lost 2 brothers to this crap, so I know how horrible the death actually is) as long as they have have their "freedumb" (which I have begun calling "freestupid").

[@a_d3mon]

@@TiredHumanBeing I LOVED math and science when I was school... My hated enemies were English and History... Mainly because it was the same boring things over, and over, and over, and over.

[@jacklantern4928]

Karens during the bubonic plague: "I will not let the birdmans burn the corpses for our safety"

[@Prootgen]

The bird doctors also handed out flowers

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

“It’s arson!”

[@nugget9190]

@@Prootgen I adore your namr

[@bonkenjoyer_org]

Plague Doctor: “And I took that personally.”

[@justmilkcat6274]

I’m pretty sure back than some people were actually were like this lol

[@gabrielaildikozonda6210]

Karens really be thinking we're building their kids' villain arc origin just because they're upset ONCE. (Not talking about the tree house post, as someone who wants a tree house since forever I can say the tree house didn't deserve to be taken away from those kids)

[@sofiadragon6520]

The full quote is: "The customer is always right in matters of taste." Like, if they don't like lemons don't try to sell them Chicken Franchese. It goes hand in hand with "Know the territory/product."

[@simpleyllesx3952]

"Humanity was a mistake" is basically my everyday mantra. Never related so much.

[@monke6912]

reject Humanity become furry

[@phoenix_waffles2122]

@@monke6912 reflect furry evolve to crab

[@notNyxiann]

@@phoenix_waffles2122 become neither or both

[@dustorm5012]

reject all, become god **accends**

[@gasterthemaster6490]

reject light, become void. (ABYSS SCHREECH INTENSIFIES)

[@pyroteamfrankenjunior]

4:57 in Germany we have the "Nichtraucherschutzgesetz" (Non-Smoker Protection Act) to protect people who are not smoking but vaiping isn't included but most authorities are saying that for them vaiping counts as smoking

[@bretsheeley4034]

Karen logic: I smoked cigarettes in my house and gave my children vodka every day of their lives and not once did any of them catch the Black Plague, therefore vodka and cigarettes are all you need to become immune to the Black Plague. On a related note, my nephew came out as gay three months before my children were taken to the hospital by my SOON TO BE EX-husband. They say they have cirrhosis of the liver. So I just want to warn everybody out there that gay people cause liver failure, even if they are living in a neighboring STATE!

[@BraveSoda]

That is karen logic, so I 100% agree.

[@PaintedDog]

I love how people get so mad over using the word “Karen” as a negative person, or a bitch. They act like using a name in this way is something new. Being a Dick (which is a nickname for Richard) is basically a male Karen. I don’t get why people ask what we should call male Karens. Dick, this is what we call male Karens. What came first, the word “dick” as a penis or the nickname “Dick”?

[@stevewebber707]

It's kind of inherent in the definition of Karens. That they expect respect they don't deserve.

[@ashcyr3711]

The name Dick came first. People named Richard would get shortened to Rick, and then Dick just happened to rhyme. That's just how nicknames worked. My grandpa Dick could attest to that, if he were still around.

[@Arrowkeys]

or Kevin

[@voidentityUTX]

The nickname came first

[@maskofmany9208]

It’s honestly hilarious how they try to defend against racist behavior, but end up fighting against nothing while being extremely racist themselves

[@DemonicGoddess]

- karen "Boys shouldnt leanr about periods" - karen "why are guys so dumb when it comes to why we have periods" - boys "cause your probably on your period which makes you a witch."

[@Josh_the_jester]

I'll stoke the fires

[@Elyseon]

I suspect Karens have permanent PMS.

[@FlareStorms]

​@@Elyseonpermanent premarital sex

[@Elyseon]

@@FlareStorms Prehistoric Monster Syndrome.

[@tsarfox3462]

Remember folks, if you're anti mask you're admitting furries are stronger than you. We are but, Karens get annoyed by that fact.

[@Yoma_all]

furrys are stronger Than a lot of pleople tbh ,Dealing with wearing something hot like that(if you have a fursuit) and dealing with hate is something a lot of people wouldn't be willing to do.

[@hanro50]

Tbf I'd rather help someone in a 3000$ fur suite that's kind then a Karen....

[@octozer_is_idunno]

Imagine how to anti fur karens react to this fact

[@Vexxy197]

I’ve seen a post like this, a guy in his fursuit did a post like “I can wear this full body suit, covered in fur and several layers in 100°weather for hours, proving furries are stronger than Karens” or something like that, it was very similar but yea, they’re stronger

[@soft_cloudy3551]

As a furry I will be using this as an argument >:3

[@OwlEye2010]

Most times, I like people. Other times, I really *hate* people. Karens always fall into the latter.

[@cheese5595]

fun fact: I actually am autistic and I do have some problems with wearing a mask(no trouble breathing, just kinda uncomfortable and such) but I still wear it. why? because my problems doesn't trump other people right to stay healthy. Don't be egotistical, if a autistic person like me can do it than you as a healthy person can also do it.

[@darkiee69]

Don't worry, they're kinda uncomfortable for the rest of us too. So you're not alone. But being autistic you might be feeling it more that us, so I thank you for your effort. 👍👍

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Same. Add to it that I have glasses and they get fogged up while I'm wearing a mask, but I don't complain, it's for my health and for the safety of others.

[@cheese5595]

@@crystalgemgirl731 I knew I forgot to add something. the god damn foggy classes xD

[@crystalgemgirl731]

@@cheese5595 lol.^^

[@CrossroadsKingRonin]

The “customer is always right” thing should be abolished.

[@omegadragons321]

agreed

[@Me-jx1mo]

Or at least applied as it was supposed to / used to be. Not right in everything all the time and regardless of common sense, but always right in what they want to buy and their personal taste and product preferences.

[@foogod4237]

It basically was a long time ago. Almost no reputable business owner/manager actually believes or professes that. It's only the karens who keep repeating it back and forth to themselves like they think it's some sort of mantra or law of nature or something. IMHO, the best response to somebody saying "the customer is always right" to someone serving them is to just say "Well, you're wrong, so you're obviously not a customer then. Goodbye."

[@CrossroadsKingRonin]

@@foogod4237 Fair enough, just like how they use the “sovereign citizen” crap even though that was abolished in like Lincoln times

[@nostalgicgamer8048]

1:45 me, who picks up random big words I think look interesting like a kid stuffing rocks into their pocket:

[@-Jari-]

"Everything is now corvids"? The skies will be black with crows, ravens and their kin, the prophecy of Karen has foretold.

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

There's also going to be lots of death, related to the crows, specifically. _That's why it's called a murder~_

[@missharry5727]

So glad someone else picked up this issue. We definitely need to be on guard - Hitchcock was right!

[@ImperatorofNonsense]

There's boardgame called root which has corvid conspiracy faction.

[@Jaur-jaur]

The Crows Have Eyes

[@omegadragons321]

SQUAWK

[@voyager1898]

Fun space fact: Earth is the only planet to not be named after a Greek god/goddess. Also Uranus’ moons are named after characters in William Shakespeare’s plays.

[@darkiee69]

Tellus was a roman goddess...

[@betholiver4742]

Same gods/goddesses, just going by Roman names. Not meaning to seem rude, but the planets are going by Roman names, not Greek, even though they reference the same gods.

[@lptotheskull]

10:07 There's a great joke from House MD that reveals just how stupid this argument is. In the joke, House asks someone who's drinking some mango juice whether they've ever had cancer. When they say no, House says, "Wow! Mango juice prevents cancer!"

[@jaxxom87]

The boy talk/girl talk had me rolling. I had make coworkers once try to tell me that they didn’t understand why we complained about our periods because at least it means you’re not pregnant. The looks of shattered reality and complacency when I told them you could have your period while pregnant made my decade

[@Rio-tc4iw]

Sry but you can't have your periods if you are pregnant...if you see blood while pregnant go see a doctor...your pregnancy might be at risk.

[@elizabethshaw7472]

You can't have your period while pregnant. You can have cramping and spotting, but it's technically not the same.

[@melissawickersham9912]

@@elizabethshaw7472Yeah, if you have a major loss of blood and uterine lining while pregnant....it means that there is possibly something horribly wrong with the pregnancy. It could mean the loss of the pregnancy if there is too much uterine lining and blood lost. A period is the healthy loss of the uterine lining that normally builds up in preparation for conception of a pregnancy. I think that the uterine lining is expelled and menstruation begins about 14 days after ovulation if conception hasn’t occurred.

[@allieblalock3100]

Just watched the video about the "blue hoodie girl", and I have a few things to say: (1) when you get cooked/prepared food from a restaurant or store, you take the chance of your food/drink coming into contact with allergens; (2) most of these places have it posted that this can happen, which is similar to pools posting "No lifeguard on duty, swim at your own risk"; (3) from everything I could find on it, he never mentioned that there was an allergy, he just asked for no peanut butter, which are two different things; and (4) even if you tell the workers that there is an allergy, they cannot 100% guarantee that it will not come into contact with the specified allergens. About the only way he would have a case against the shop is if there was no warning posted about possible cross contamination. Source: have worked in a restaurant and a bar, while holding a food handler's certification.

[@indietallirado4767]

I have to be careful at seafood restaurants that serve oysters. Even though I take allergy meds before hand, I could still have an allergic reaction. Thankfully I just get violently sick and feel horrible for a few hours. 🤢

[@47ratsinahoodie]

I just find it insane that he apparently wanted a peanut butter smoothie with no peanut butter. Like, I can understand my own smoothie order, a Jamba Juice Strawberry Surf Rider with no peaches because the peaches don't make up half the damn smoothie. They're not even in the name. But a peanut. Butter. Smoothie. For your son with a peanut allergy? And you just trust that there will magically be zero cross contamination? And it really gets me that he didn't specify an allergy cause normally when people are ordering for someone that allergic to something, they're making sure EVERYBODY knows so their loved one doesn't, you know, *DIE.* On top of that, mans spent what could have been his son's last moments yelling and throwing stuff at those girls.

[@deathastodraws8985]

at 3:23, im a flight attendant and i can confirm all of the claims except the "dumping fuel on the ocean", when we do an jettisoning of fuel its at an altitude that actually evaporates said fuel before it hit anything on the surface, so we are not poluting the oceans or air or anything, as jettisoning is actually a lot more common than people think ^^ love your channel click!

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

We had a special class on puberty in 5th grade, with boys and girls separated. We had another in like 9th grade health with both boys and girls learning together about each other. Thing was that in both cases, parents could opt out their child from attending these classes altogether. So close yet so far from proper education on anatomy

[@darkiee69]

In Sweden they don't give parents that choice, or at least they didn't use to. It was part of the biology curriculum and therefore mandatory.

[@ShowMeLoveFilms]

The sad thing about the Disnep one is that the husband probably didn't react as badly as she described it. He probably said "don't you think you were a little to harsh?" And the Karen was like "he called me a bitch!" When like... No.

[@mrr1132]

Yeah, Karens escalate everything, including the imagined reactions of those they're "totally the victims of".

[@aleksabanjevic8316]

My mom acts the same way, my dad will come and ask her "wanna watch TV together" and she will say "ok ill change the chanel" and go to the kitchen to smoke leaving my dad and me to look at each other like wth. I love domestic abuse and passive aggressive behaviour 🙃🙃🙃

[@cashb5357]

as a trans girl I wasn't able to learn about periods and tampons and stuff and that like actually hurt so props to that school for letting her come

[@Scarlett.Granger]

"This is America, speak English" Why don't we speak a Native American Language, like Navajo, Ma'am, because the English language did not originate in America, nor does it belong to you! Gosh so stupid.

[@IXSICNESS]

You could also point out she doesnt speak actual english but a dumbed down version known as single English and demand she speak proper English

[@kissit012]

Because we (indigenous people) were banned from speaking our native tongue by Englishmen. We did (and still) contribute tens of thousands of words to American language, even though only European nations get credit for it.

[@aleksabanjevic8316]

Pffft what other countrie does English belong to, the people from England, if only I knew their name, eng something... (this is a joke, I don't want anyone to wooshl

[@KoiPo0l]

One day, when I came home from school, I saw a Karen and her daughter who must have been between 7 and 8 years old. The Karen pointed at me and said to her daughter: Don't be like that For information, I am androgynous and I was wearing rainbow gloves at the time. Joke on her, even though I had my earphones on, one stopped working and I heard her. It didn't hurt me (I laughed) I'm just sorry for her poor daughter

[@omegadragons321]

geez. some people can be really rude

[@aleksabanjevic8316]

Ah, wish I could be some Karens bad example, but sadly getting beaten up or even killed if u don't dress normally is something expected where I live ;w;

[@Macgyverite]

So the full phrase is "The customer is always right in matters of taste and style". Honestly as someone who works in retail knowing the second half of the phrase has made dealing with Karens so much easier :)

[@CanonSkyrissian]

so I tripped and fell into concrete stairs in late november and had to get stitches to my knee. the nurse and the operating doctor asked me to stay laying down and I was like "yeah no problem" because no way I wanted to see my busted bleeding knee being stitched back together. I don't get why some people are so insistent on seeing every single medical procedure done to them. (and I wore my mask the whole time)

[@tsarfox3462]

Yeah I had to get a tick removed one time. My Dad managed to screw up removing it with tweezers and broke it in half so they had to cut it out. I had zero desire to see my thigh being sliced open.

[@fireblast133]

For someone like me, being able to see it makes it more scary. Needles especially, unless it's specifically me handling the needle (insulin injections).

[@ghengiroo4143]

I’ve had a lot of blood tests done because I have a lot of health complications. When I was younger I would always want to watch every little bit, but now it’s a lot more bearable if I look away.

[@hyperboles6563]

People wanting to see it usually isn't some masochistic thing, it's just paranoia "so they don't put chips in me!111!!1!!11!"

[@Nevertoleave]

While it cool to watch the blood come out when donating or getting testing done (pregnancy has a lot of blood tests) I can’t watch the needle go in. During Pap smears or whatever they’re like, this is the thing and this is what I’m going to do, this is how it should feel so tell me if it does something else. But then it’s staring at the ceiling time because unless it hurts or makes me uncomfortable I’m not a fucking doctor. I’m not going to look at the cervix and be able to go, that looks like cancer. I don’t need to watch the dentist drill out a cavity. I don’t need to watch myself give birth. I’m not egotistical enough to think I’m smarter and more knowledgeable than my doctor and the team of fucking specialists he had access to to confirm results

[@BOHICA69]

Imagine going to Bill Burr comedy show and being upset about laughter.

[@jeff6413]

That, and he's not exactly a politically correct comedian. So I can't imagine someone easily offended going to his show.

[@milanakik1539]

9:02 It's also not that their employment will be terminated, they will be terminated. I assume that means they will be killed. Seems like they've taken Hermione's quote too seriously "Killed or worse expelled".

[@RPGLover87]

Health classes should include all genders for both sets of information simply because it'll be as useful for someone without one to understand how vaginas work. They should just introduce it by having the teacher say "OK, here's the deal.60% of my romantic partners were terrible at it at the start. This class will help you in about 10 years time to end up in the 40%, so pay attention."

[@benholroyd5221]

They do in the UK. Also men can teach sex ed too. I'm not sure anyone would want their teachers talking in any way about their sexual history in any way though.

[@hansmaier1410]

In Germany it's also both genders. In fact, the topic is three times in the curriculum (at least when I was in school). 4th grade, 6/7th grade and if making the Abitur with biology focus 11/12th grade

[@LRM12o8]

@@benholroyd5221 why though, it's just sex? Whom does making it such a taboo actually benefit? We're all taught to be scared of it and be extremely uncomfortable with it for at least the first time or even for years, to feel guilty for craving it when we don't have a long-term partner and even feel guilty when doing it with a long-term partner for the "wrong" reasons. It totally ruins the enjoyment and results in a lot of insecurit, and sexual frustration for a lot of people for their entire lives. Sexual liberation didn't go far enough yet. I don't think it would hurt anyone, if we could just talk about sex the same way we talk about love or any other natural emotions. 💁‍♂️

[@benholroyd5221]

@@LRM12o8 would you want your grandparents talking about their sex lives? In the abstract I agree with you, but some things are best left a mystery.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

So... are we just going to forget that books are a thing?

[@demonspawn5174]

The whole "boy talk/girl talk" thing always confused me, mostly that it would be given seperate to each group. There are things that I know about male anatomy that I learnt in highschool biology, while my poor bf was left to freak out the first time we were hanging out and my period cramps struck because he had no idea what to do. In my opinion, although it can get rather intimate and gross at certain times, everyone should learn at least the basics. So that when things inevitably happen, people know at least somewhat how to deal with it.

[@frankhooper7871]

I used to have a local grocery/sweet shop (long prior to the pandemic), but had I still had it when covid broke out, I'd have had a sign reading: "no mask, no entry, no exceptions". And regarding the "BOY" being present in what I perceive to be an elementary sex-education class, wouldn't it be better to not segregate for this? Children of any gender need to be aware of what's happening to their bodies _and_ others' bodies. If your child is uncomfortable with this, that says more for how you have brought them up.

[@swordbrethrenmordred1230]

"The customer is always right" is one of those lines that are probably right, but lost their context a long time ago.

[@kitkatsnowfox]

"the customer is always right in matters of taste" is the full line

[@Scarlett.Granger]

People like the one with the "black people in suburbs" garbage make me want to communicate like I am a thesaurus in every encounter with them.

[@shinymainespoon]

Spite can be a fantastic motivator

[@insideAdirtyMind]

imagine the person who wrote the post has unlimited access to the internet and can educate himself/herself just fine....if he/she was interested....

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

It's better reaction than bludgeoning them with said thesaurus for sure.

[@tsarfox3462]

@@insideAdirtyMind If only they had such a power. Too bad us commoners don't have access to the internet.

[@stevewebber707]

In one sense they have some truth. Excessive use of complex language when it isn't needed or suited in the context, is the sort of thing a good high school English teacher should stop in its tracks, before bad habits get entrenched. Of course the black people in suburbs part, quickly made any potentially correct point rather moot.

[@avsambart]

3:15 thanks for increasing my fear even MORE of flying.

[@iloveplasticbottles]

"I lost my sense of taste and smell 4 days ago and I don't know why" Me: *sanitizes every inch of the building*

[@thelotusking9901]

Why stop at the building, sanitize them

[@Josh_the_jester]

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[@isadoravasques9302]

We were gonna eat out so we went to a ramen restaurant but they turned us away because they closed in two minutes and it's eat in only ( totally understandable btw) my dad sat in there and yelled until we could be served, everyone involved except him was utterly embarrassed and he beamed " the customer is always right" since he always gets what he likes he's totally okay with being super mean to all service people, it's making me uber uncomfy and upset for the waiters

[@lunargames5246]

I can top that; my ex told me when I was working with him (some years after we broke up) that him and his family went to a fancy place they KNEW they couldn't pay at and when they were asked to pay they raised his step-dad I mean and was yelling and throwing things and screaming so they got to eat for free and he was so proud. This is also the same guy who things black people are below them and medicine is wrong and if you've seen a rascit backwards view it was them in a nutshell. Very trashy thinking living in a trailer with no income and no money is "Rich person life" And the wife and kids aren't better, the mother didn't want to lose money from the oldest who has mental issues to she had him break up with his gf because "She won't love you". And will pourspfully go and get sick and spread it.

[@JustAJace]

"Theres about 4 logic twists in here and none of them make sense" about sums up 95% of twitter

[@quinnkandu]

My daughter Scarlett loves snuggling up and watching your videos. She has asked to give you a message: "Hi The Click I like watching your videos and you're funny okay bye"

[@sgrunklylimes]

This is the most wholesome thing and I did not expect to see this today thank you

[@quinnkandu]

@@sgrunklylimes aww thank you! She's going to be 9 soon. Being a disabled vet, there are days I can't interact with my kids as thoroughly as I like, so we use those days to relax, snuggle, and watch movies, KZbin, etc. Scarface (her nickname since utero lol) will be so excited that The Actual Click liked her comment. Thank you all 💛

[@tookitogo]

That’s adorable! And kudos to you for clearly doing a good job of raising a kid!

[@CinematicInsanity]

@@quinnkandu your a veteran? Well then thank you for your service! ❤️

[@axoltheartist]

@@CinematicInsanity help I thought they/she/he idk meant a veterinarian askfiendismdow-

[@lonelyshadow502]

Quite ironic how they have “live, laugh, love” everywhere, yet go and harass not-paid-enough-to-deal-with-these-people workers for no reason.

[@Josh_the_jester]

3:37 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, SHE'S INFECTED (SCREAMS)

[@swordbrethrenmordred1230]

09:55 The lack of a result isn't proof. It's like saying "I eat cake and never died, so cake prevents death."

[@UsenameTakenWasTaken]

I haven't died yet. Clearly I'm immortal.

[@atreus3006]

4:11 I like how she butchered history by inverting nazism with apartheid

[@xxxcalibur]

XXXSHADY was here

[@tsarfox3462]

Also, can we please stop acting like encouraging people to get a free vaccine is the same as the systematic extermination of millions of people based on inherent traits? It's so friggen strange that assholes try and act like they're being discriminated against because they're irresponsible.

[@vorerstniemand]

Thanks for pointing that out, I am a bit less mad about her now

[@zerolayne8245]

16:36 She's the reason we have so much content on r/nothowgirlswork, r/badwomensanatomy, and r/menwritingwomen.

[@Sharkakaka]

13:26 "Nobody needs restaurants but you need us!" "Miss, if you are dissatisfied you are more than welcome to leave the establishment, because as you said you don't need restaurants." *polite smile* I am almost sure the manager would laugh if he could hear me as I just destroyed her with her own argument.

[@elbow2table]

the "offensive name", negar is a persian name. its pronounced exactly how its written, and not with a double e. its not too uncommon either. and if anyones wondering the text above simply says "when you name is negar".

[@phoebedarker]

Thanks for the knowledge

[@johnsatan117]

31:00 That one creepy kid: give me all of them

[@ticktaeck7783]

As a programmer, I can say that a customer never knows what he wants, he only has a vague idea if you're lucky

[@maxe624]

"Natural immunity" is the same thing biologically as being vaccinated. Either way your body learns to recognize a virus to fight it more effectively, but if you are "naturally immunized" you can spread it to others and let it spread

[@vorerstniemand]

Basically it's just way less effective

[@peterjf7723]

With natural infection you also have the opportunity to experience mortality or long term morbidity from the pathogen.

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

There was a singer in the news who purposefully contracted Covid in order to get the natural immunity pass, and died of it. You'd think people would learn from that, but...

[@peterjf7723]

@@CelestialBunnyPaws The rock singer Meat Loaf also declined to be vaccinated and died from complications of COVID-19.

[@jamestomato1744]

The other thing with natural immunity is that it's a race between your adaptive immune response's activation and adaptation versus how fast the virus can spread and kill you. In a lot of cases, we're faster, but then there are the cases where we suck and die before that happens. Vaccines can help with that.

[@heatherduke7703]

I had similar interactions my first foray into Facebook marketplace... I literally had over 200 people message me about a chest freezer and like 60 message me about 2 velvet chairs. I didn't promise them to anyone, I told every single one that I had received scores of messages and that my garage sale was on Saturday. Some people showed up later to the sale and were outraged that I hadn't held the items for them 🤦‍♀️ So I got 3 negative marketplace reviews right off the bat, even though I had been completely transparent with everyone They expected me to literally hold an item for the very first person who messaged me when I had hundreds of people clamoring for it and I needed it gone from my house... Since then I've tried to do it that way and I often get people who delay delay delay and then never even come get the item 🤦‍♀️

[@erinmckenzie923]

I'm so sick of hearing people say "The customer is always right." Like so many sayings used to tear people down and abuse them, it's not the full phrase. It's actually "The customer is always right in matters of taste." Aka, let people buy ugly stuff if that's what they want

[@MonkaBonka]

24:57 THATS MY MEME! context: I have tracheomalacia which affects my stomach acid and causes a chronic cough, I had to wear a tube down my nose for the doctors to find out what was wrong with me and we are currently using a treatment that is actually working. Yes I am ok, love you Click

[@MonkaBonka]

edit: it wasnt tracheomalacia, it was bronchitis, our dumbass family doctor fucked it up, we got a new one tho

[@nekoshadowwolf]

@@MonkaBonka Hope you are doing ok. I can't imagine how much that sucks.

[@MonkaBonka]

@@nekoshadowwolf we are getting treatment for all my lung problems in January. thank you!