Why You Should NEVER trust a Pelican with your Child

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[@LordMarchewka]

At first, I read "Why You Should NEVER trust a Politician with your Child". And it somehow felt just as correct.

[@thatangrygerman2076]

Yes all politician bad hahah me smart

[@Svensk7119]

Great! That was great!

[@lex0h2]

alright where are the morons who can't take a joke. perhaps I'll have to wait a while

[@saltgay]

@@thatangrygerman2076 correct

[@The_Mad_Regent]

It is of my personal belief that at least half of Congress eats children.

[@dancingqueen5428]

This is why the stork delivers our children. The stork is safe, right? *It’s safe. . . RIGHT?!*

[@yourfavoriteinstrument]

There’s no,.. proof

[@JerichoYeet]

Sometimes, we teach our children happy things and loving stories. But, when they grew up, learn the bitter truth about our world. Fantasy is temporally. But Reality is immortal.

[@meatballg8655]

It might be relatively safe though like all birds they do have a habit of yeeting babies out the nest if they can’t feed all of them so choose the weakest to become vulture food. They also like to shit on their legs because it helps to lower their body temperature, thought that reason probably wouldn’t have worked for R Kelly

[@jar_knight]

Nope. The Maribu Stork is the physical contradiction to that notion.

[@yunamchill9169]

I wouldn't bet on it...

[@theatom1632]

"Dinosaurs never went extinct they rebranded with feathers", my favourite casual graphic quote

[@slwrabbits]

It is absolutely true

[@comicfan1324]

I love how matter-of-factly you phrase these terrifying stuff.

[@johngladman4291]

Fuck it I’m giving this comment a like as well lol. I totally get it. These are terrifying stuffs.

[@theflyingdutchguy9870]

depends on what you find terrifying. there are alot more reasons to be scared of people than any of these animals.

[@johngladman4291]

@@theflyingdutchguy9870 Then this guy comes along… we all know people are bad. But tell that to our early ancestors that animals weren’t afraid of. Animals are pretty fucking terrifying if they see us as a food source and we don’t have guns or brains to protect ourselves. But sure go cross a river of Hippos and see for yourself lol.

[@theflyingdutchguy9870]

@@johngladman4291 yeah those animals are terrifying if you have no idea how dangerous they are. a hippo is not scary untill it gets close. so if you never get close. there is no reason to be scared. its that simple.

[@theflyingdutchguy9870]

@@johngladman4291 whats so dangerous about people is that we are unpredictable.

[@catherinecastle8576]

I love this guy! Too many people romanticise wildlife and get themselves, or their children, hurt or killed. These videos are a public service!

[@emmavrijburg6676]

Frr als that "nature good, science bad" stuff is so frustrating sometimes. Everyday when i walk outside and dont get ripped apart by a grizzlybear, i thank science not nature🤣

[@setsers1]

Yep

[@lyndseystrait1513]

Yeah people tend to think in black and white terms regarding animals and bugs. "People=Evil, superior, and smart" while "Animals=Innocent, inferior, and stupid". People need to wake up by actually interacting with animals and/or actually learn about them instead of being ignorant. I was talking with someone recently who couldn't process that even animals typically deemed "cute" have the ability and enough intelligence to kill animals of their same species, if they have the proper motivation to do so (ex. mating, territorial disputes, etc).

[@EspeonMistress00]

I learnt all the things he talks about in nature documentaries as a kid. The source of your info is important. The difference between him and docus is that he uses extremely funny language. Love it.

[@balanc-joy9187]

I am just a naturally cautious person, and am, if I say so myself, fairly intelligent in the sense that I extrapolate and reason things out often, like, I think _more_ than a couple steps ahead on something. With all of that in mind, I did not know some of this stuff, and some of it I did, and just taking the very concept of "Eat or be eaten, nature is not all sunshine" that I learned _very_ young from how much I love nature, I understood automatically to _not_ mess with other animals unless I had a seriously good reason. I won't even pick up a domestic dog or cat without an invitation or permission from the animal or its owner, since I know _some_ of them might like it...and some won't. I do NOT romanticize wildlife, even though I love it, because I know it isn't a joke or that I would last ten seconds in the absolute wild areas of the world. I can definitely imagine people who do, and have seen some (one being the example of a guy with an otter that this channel showed), and can imagine the kind of suffering and death underestimating or presuming the best rather than the worst can get adults and children. Stupid and very sad to think about...

[@michaelsternberg1597]

I love the quote “penguins are dressed as Wall Street brokers and have the moral compass of one”.

[@thejudgmentalcat]

"He lived, I swear" "He's okay, I swear" Yes, it could have been darker. Thanks CG ❤

[@J.A.huscher]

@@margareth6136 you are a penguin

[@sggy_nOodls]

What the fuck is wrong with you

[@horis472]

you sure?

[@mycookiehasnoname]

Tf's CG stand for?

[@wolfykookie4658]

@@mycookiehasnoname Casual Geographic…..calm down….

[@hsfvhdsc4968]

Can we agree that this guy brightens up our day?

[@sirenteaml508]

Yea

[@darkclaw1462]

Yup.

[@bigsmoke4]

Night

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

No he ruins out favorite animals

[@Stonkylilcheeseman]

Or darkens it but yeah definitely

[@TheBawrs]

Hey, just a fun fact with cougars. They also lure with sound mimicry. Where I grew up, there was a cougar that learned how to sound like a crying baby. Thankfully, it didn't attack anyone. But, my sisters and I heard that the cougar did it almost exclusively with children in the area. (to be fair, there was an over population if cougar in the area at the time).

[@FatMCSteve]

So does the pelican's diet basically just consist of anything that can fit in its mouth?

[@helleborehala3725]

Yes

[@Drakorre]

That's basically most Bird diet

[@kaminsod4077]

Yep, same is true for most species of birds.

[@shade6251]

Yeah

[@theifzelnite1087]

THEY TRIED TO EAT A CAPYBARA!

[@crunchyyogurt1889]

This mans motto in life is “if I have to live in this nightmare I’m bringing everyone with me”

[@damidamlsen4003]

You have no idea what you are doing for me and my friends‘ mental health and education with your videos. Thank you so much, you’re amazing.

[@187mrsmith]

Who else randomly came across this channel and now can't stop watching his videos

[@keltonthepara]

Tru

[@LilySaintSin]

Same

[@Drakorre]

My First video was his Animals screwed by Evolution which popped randomly in my recommendations last month. Now i watched all the videos and Can't stop

[@every0neisdumb285]

Me

[@vsofter8499]

Isn't that was youtube is for?

[@thebestcentaur]

"Whoever named that would probably name an atheist Faith" Protect this man. He's all we got

[@PHlophe]

He a whole treasure , he done stole my soul with that line.

[@orinb8654]

I may be lost on that joke, but i still agree with your statement. And he's doing alright. As long as he keeps uploading vids, we good.

[@mrt445]

@@orinb8654 The joke is in naming a non religious person "faith". Meaning the animal has a name opposite to how it acts

[@ghostflxwer]

after Steve Irwin, yeah

[@deepdownwereallbased2549]

@@ghostflxwer considering how well we did protecting Steve, yeah this guy’s our last shot

[@miapdx503]

This man is thee most original, best written, best delivered content creator. Surely he has awards and plaques and recognition because he's the best. Most witty, researched, and dang it just the best. Thank you sir, you don't just educate, you do it with such a humorous flair and we thank you! I'm sure the animals thank you too. 🌹

[@melvinshine9841]

7:08 Slight correction, but while Helicoprion was a cartilaginous fish, it wasn't a shark. It was closer to ratfish and chimeras, so kind of shark adjacent. I'm surprised he hasn't done a video on horsehair worms. They spend part of their lives as parasites and seeing a six inch worm squirm out the ass of a two inch cricket that it's brain washed into suicide is just all kinds of wrong.

[@graphitetailgrace3870]

Fortunately, any crickets that didn't end up being forced to kill themselves are okay after the parasite releases itself.

[@sauce6746]

And if they find their why inside a human while it's good that they dont harm you they still will come outside by any means so like up your throat or your eye socket, or anus, and any other hole area big enough to come out of which makes ne nauseous

[@bozoforce]

Cricket... Horse hair worm: *ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL*

[@henleyl8102]

Horse hair worm: RELEASING CONTROL OF THIS FORM. THIS HURTS YOU

[@hijisfriend9030]

@@sauce6746 I think there's Korean movie about it. Yep, I can imagine that

[@marvalice3455]

the lion stuff is actually a bit more complex than that. while all the things you described are true most of the time, a lion's social life is actually quite a bit more complex. prides often interact with each other, and it isn't always hostile. there are even prides that are subserviently to other prides. at one point, there were two lion brothers who not only had their own pride, but had lions from other prides all over the country giving them food. speaking of lions making alliances, they are also known to leave primates alone in certain areas, so long as the monkeys hand other animals to the lions. because like you said, baboons and lions are blood enemies, many other animals will just use baboons as a free lion detection system. this works great until the monkeys purposefully don't scream at lions they know are only after the antelope. while most lions are pretty predictable, you do get lion mafia bosses that do crazy shit every once in a while.

[@gone9820]

There are videos of baboons tricking prey to become a lion's meal! Animals are really smart.

[@marvalice3455]

@@gone9820 yes! I'm pretty sure lions are way more socially capable than we give them credit for, but it's really hard to study them in the wild.

[@ifeeldead463]

So, Scar having his own (secret?) pride of lionesses before taking over Mufasa's pride isn't too far off?

[@gone9820]

@@marvalice3455 Yes. I remember watching on tv a man (in a walking pod? I don't remember) trying to grab a lion's attention by putting lion roar sounds on his computer. Only one lion appeared. Its super hard to study animals in the wild, as you said, and I hope scientists will develop a new way to do this in a safe manner!

[@Tokuijin]

@@ifeeldead463 No, it's not, actually it's pretty accurate. Now, the exact behavior varies from pride to pride and species of lion.

[@toreyburkssr693]

I literally laughed out loud when bro said Kangaroos could "kick the soul outta you." Lmao he's the best, seriously. With the exception of the really detailed, gorie clips, I watch his content with my kids and we've learned A LOT of interesting things from this ultra intelligent young man. We appreciate you , brotha! Watching from Little Rock, Arkansas btw

[@slimothyjames4577]

I used to live in a large farmland area, and as a child I remember hearing this horrifying sound one night. Turned out to be a stag getting killed in the field, likely by a pack of coyotes, as they were abundant in the area. That scream it made has stuck with me for over a decade.

[@r.j.penfold]

Oh yikes I can only imagine

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

God damn... ... Can you try to describe it??

[@slimothyjames4577]

@@jurassicsmackdown6359 I honestly thought it was a big cat, like a cougar, at first. But we didn't have those out there so it was all the more unsettling... It was loud and not unlike a scream. Imagine an elk call but deeper/gutteral and distressed, and one continuous cry. Absolutely haunting even after finding out what it was.

[@Cathywhales]

​@@slimothyjames4577 if i were you i would teleport to mars instantly

[@slimothyjames4577]

@@Cathywhales Little kid me definitely did not rest easy that night lol I heard it from my bedroom window as I was getting ready to sleep

[@MrElvenbrother]

The dinosaurs didn't even have to RE-brand themselves with feathers, btw. It was one of the house brands long before the only ones that survived to this day.

[@unstoppableExodia]

THIS 👆 Thanks to more recent fossil discoveries we now know that birds and dinosaurs were a lot closer than previously thought. Which is why nowadays birds are no longer seen as derived from therapod dinosaurs but actually a type of dinosaur that happened to survive into the present day. Which is why scientists now consider there to have been two types of dinosaurs - avian and non avian dinosaurs

[@charleenlangley8709]

@@unstoppableExodia Irony is, this was partially solidified with the og Jurassic Park. One of the paleo's who plugged the info into the computers - weight, estimated soft tissue, height, all that - thought the movement of the rex and raptors was familiar, since the program basically analysed the bone shapes and applied the estimated weight and musculature to rig movement, and pulled up a video of a chicken walking.

[@unstoppableExodia]

@@charleenlangley8709 not to mention the kid at the dig site who dismissively said “oh so it’s just a big chicken?” That kid was closer to the truth than the movie would have had us believe as its now believed velociraptors and tyrannosaurs may have had feathers instead of the scaly skin we saw in the movie

[@shingtiong9425]

@@unstoppableExodia Velicoraptor are already confirmed and t rex likely didn't have feathers since we have found scale impression on them.

[@reemobrooklyn3557]

"You expect this kind of non sense from Australia". The fact that I moved to Australia a few years ago and know exactly what you meant made me laugh so much harder. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelbullard8015]

I don't understand how he keeps coming up with new creative lines (an uber to your ancestors, etc). It's just always funny. Always fresh.

[@mrp8231]

Facts

[@RanEdgar-ok3wk]

Scary but good 😭 I can’t watch this video anymore.. it’s to awful after the first facet and I love this channel but this is to much for me

[@alejandroelluxray5298]

Considering all the venomous Sharks are small, I hypothesize they developed their Venom in order to defend themselves from other predators like bigger Sharks, groupers, orcas and the ocasional giant octopus

[@ghost-hn2lh]

plus sharks don’t even attack people. when people die from sharks, it’s usually because the shark bit them to check them out, and then let go. but at that point, it’s a little too late and the person ends up bleeding out

[@Sledge447]

Yeah it’s to defend themselves they’re not gonna attack you

[@aqel0008]

@@ghost-hn2lh it's true but still need to be careful tho

[@Sledge447]

@@aqel0008 yes

[@piretiris8223]

The real question is, HOW DID THEY GET INTO A FRESHWATER RIVER?

[@suzannenichols6900]

I love watching your videos and I share them with my grandson (so that tells you how a little about how old I am). But anyway, I love finding out these crazy facts and you make me laugh on top of that. You make learning fun and interesting which makes you a really great teacher.

[@ziqrifauzi8965]

Due to the amount of terrifying facts this guy has told us about sea birds I think we can all agree that if you're on the beach and see sea birds flying toward you and you have a small animal/baby with you, you need to run fast

[@iheartjbgccb]

I literally don't understand why people still let their kids throw food to birds. . . Like how do you not know NOT to do that

[@ziqrifauzi8965]

@@iheartjbgccb IKR like if they searched up "do seabirds eat or attack small animals" they would never bring a child under the age of 10 to the beach ever

[@sourpuss5951]

Not just sea birds either. Never leave your lil dog unattended outside. It's hawk food now.

[@ziqrifauzi8965]

@@sourpuss5951 who would leave a puppy unattended outside sounds like neglect to me

[@austrakaiser4793]

Even leaving a fully grown German Shepherd at the beach unattended can be bad for it's health insurance if there's birds around.

[@redwoodpartisan2433]

Birds are proof dinosaurs not only never left, but our childhood dreams of having irl dinos wouldn’t be so great lol. As they say, you never wanna meet your heroes!

[@Tobunari]

On the other hand we know Dinosaurs would be tasty.

[@charleenlangley8709]

@@Tobunari They'd give us mega rona, tho. Dinos, especially the bigger ones, were rife with parasites, and that was just on the OUTSIDE. Imagine the tapeworm a frigging rex or diplodocus could get

[@hijisfriend9030]

Until you remember cassowary exist

[@V.U.4six]

I mean realistically why would you *want* giant dangerous animals roaming about

[@lordfelidae4505]

@@charleenlangley8709 similar things can be said for chicken. You need to cook birds to eat em or they’d absolutely ruin you.

[@juliairving3136]

Another gem of a video , it's and education and you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar and a wit of the first order .

[@cheshiremalkavian]

I want to hear his take on "real" animal names. He reads the name, breaks it down, and gives a better "real" name if he can think of one. E.g.- (white tiger) danger zebra. Implying that zebras aren't a threat, but zebras in captivity alone have a much higher human body count than white tigers across the board. White tigers should be called sabre tooth zebra.

[@voydcat8089]

He kinda already did. Look up “calling animals anything but their names.”

[@radekvaverka2853]

@@voydcat8089 he needs to do it again. Some ideas I had: Komodo dragon: Toothless, Save 15 % or more on your obituary, Murder Monitor, Genocide Gecko, Steroid Skink. Nile Crocodile: Homicidal log, Danger tree, Divide by hippo Black anaconda: Danger noodle, Murder vine, Sentient muscle, Giant Malicious Love Hose, Your ex (you know, giant snake)

[@cheshiremalkavian]

I've seen those videos, and I love them, but I'm talking about the overused common alt-names. I want to hear what he has to say for example about "the majestic sea flap-flap and water pancakes", give us some info on rays, and then give a more apt alt-name for them, like dagger-tail rug and proximity mine.

[@mechamedegeorge6786]

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about

[@frazierl7898]

@@radekvaverka2853 Save 15% or more on your obituary is an easy winner

[@ailius1520]

A little more hopeful Lion King fact...with a lot of types lions, instead of males doing it alone, they'll form coalitions of 2-6 males often consisting of brothers/cousins that come from the same natal pride. So Mufasa and Scar wouldn't be enemies in the first place, would share the females between the two of them, and would treat each other's cubs somewhat as their own.

[@kitkatboard]

but Simba and Nala would still be cousins at best well, I guess it's allowed in some countries

[@DpDepresso]

Which would also explain why Scar was so resentful of Musfasa. He was taking all the females and not sharing with Scar (possibly) Bro was just jealous and wanted the reins after creating a pride *together*

[@Velvetspoonful]

"Now as a rule you'd normally expect this kinda nonsense from Australia" At 6:55 Roflmao

[@parkerpeter8024]

You brightened my day, I accidentally got into the middle of a fight between my dogs today and got a big bite wound on my thumb, and the worst part was that it was right on top of a muscle. I'm watching great videos while waiting for my thumb to recover, and this is one of those great videos. Thank you.

[@brandonojeda3206]

Oh dude I'm sorry for your thumb. Hope you recover soon.

[@jaschabull2365]

So were you smiling at the thought of being a kangaroo in a pond with the 2 of them? jk

[@parkerpeter8024]

@@brandonojeda3206 Thank you.

[@anautisticswede6748]

Fun fact to ruin your day again. In sweden Simbas and Nalas relationship would be legal as our anti incest laws only prohibits parent-child and full siblings to get married. Although you can apply (and be granted premission) to marry someone more closley related than a half sibling 🤢🤢🤮🤮

[@parkerpeter8024]

@@anautisticswede6748 I did not need to know that however you accomplished your goal. The progress to ruining my day has increased by 11%.

[@salgutierrez4710]

Fun fact: the common theory of the Beast of Bladenboro, particularly because of its calls that sound like screaming women and children, is that it's a mountain lion... if only that explained how it ate by crushing skulls and drinking blood

[@bread9173]

Can confirm as a native in the state (few counties over from Bladenboro). Bobcats also sound similar to screaming women and so do some foxes. But yeah still a weird mystery.

[@riaanduplessis1413]

@@margareth6136 stop randomly posting this in the comment section, it's unneeded and rude.

[@hijisfriend9030]

That's sound like a Jaguar but after had eaten human flesh like some tiger did in India and Indonesia.

[@errortryagainlater4240]

The "drinking blood" might have been sensationalism because they wanted to sell it as "the vampire beast" (although it's technically not wrong because you _will_ swallow blood if you eat raw meat.)

[@glonk1535]

Killing prey by biting them into skull is a jaguar strategy.

[@ly7018]

Thank you for once again confirming why I will never step foot in a body of water

[@arttoinsanity]

Those pelicans reminded me of a memory of my childhood i remember a lot from time to time, My family frequently visited Peru for either summer or winter and one summer I was like 7 and at the beach we visited at had this attraction where we could throw fish at pelicans from a beach balcony, I was casually throwing fish from a basket down to pelicans, and when I grabbed a piece of fish and looked away at the pelicans I felt something around my arm, looked back to see my arm fully engulfed by a pelican, i for some reason was unfazed until my uncle grabbed my arm and pulled it from the pelican. A story I've never really shared but here it is

[@errortryagainlater4240]

Sounds like the kind of thing that's _so_ surprising and out of left field that you don't know how to react, so you just kind of stare at it and think "huh" 😂💀

[@spenjak18]

Makes sense... Those bastards eat anything that fits down their throat.

[@princeofqrow3181]

@@spenjak18 thanks God those bastards are not any bigger than they are right now.

[@GamingIndominus]

@@princeofqrow3181 *laughs in spinosaurus*

[@doritos4956]

Things like that made me thankful for being a pussy as a kid, I loved throwing fish to pelicans at the zoo but I was didn't hold a fish in my hand for more than one sec because one time a pelican flew very near to me and I think I almost shat my pants

[@limb.dondototohasstartedso7288]

this guys humor is more deadly that timon and pumba combined

[@iselfdestrukt7338]

"It's like Spider-Man with a vore fetish." LMAO I CANT🤣🤣🤣

[@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap]

Going to start using that, "Dinosaurs didn't go extinct, they just rebranded with feathers." 😂

[@DarthSidian]

It wasn't a rebrand. There were dinosaurs that were basically the birds and raptors we see today. That brand was theirs, and it still is now.

[@rickbrust7928]

All love homie! This man is a national treasure. When you can make learning fun? This man can get thru to the youth and TEACH FACTS. Bravo brother, bravo

[@cw4608]

zefrank and casual geographic are my favorite naturalists

[@vmiximv]

That book is sweet! I may have ta buy a physical copy ta make sure you’re getting the sale❤

[@cassy2789]

I think it'd be really cool of you could do a video discussing phobias some people have about certain animals. For example I am terrified of whales (cetaphobia) and would be interesting to see if you could talk about different ones and see if you could understand/agree or not and why. Just an idea and would love to see if I'm alone on my fear or not and what others may be. Keep up the great work and look forward to seeing any video you put out next. Cheers 🥂

[@brianaschmidt910]

I'm terrified of spiders (arachnophobia). Like I get spooked if I even think I see one. At least you don't have to confront your fear on a daily basis if you don't want to. Edit to add; to give you an idea, I can't even do the dishes if a creepy crawly death dealer decides to plop themself over the sink. I had to sleep in the living room when I found a large one in my bedroom and refused to re-enter without someone else there with me for thee days. But yours, I have never heard of it before and I do agree that he should talk about the different ones

[@juannaym8488]

I am not afraid of them but I fucking hate snakes. Like I see them and I am pissed

[@adamwest8711]

You’re scared of whales? That’s…unusual….

[@rachelhorwitz9086]

That a new one! I throw up if I see a spider. It’s bad.

[@r.j.penfold]

Do you know what it is about whales that scare you? And how bad is your phobia, if you don't mind me asking? Could you look at pictures of whales? Or cartoon whales? If you were to look at the Pokémon Wailord would you be just as uncomfortable? I'm genuinely curious.

[@ShadesMan]

"Pelican eats Pigeon" - no surprise they'd do this kind of stuff, either.

[@frostincubus4045]

If it fits, I eats

[@xXspottyXx]

True :'/ A pelican tried to eat the arm of my dad once (my dad was feeding the pelican and then it wen't up his arm to his shoulder,but then gave up ig) My dad didnt get injured tho

[@judithcampbell1705]

Love this young man. He knows what he's talking about. Thank ❤ you!

[@lisawhereisthecultjam]

I, like many other humans, are more depressed than usual these days. This man's wit seriously brightens my day.

[@jayceewedmak9524]

We live better lives now, even with the pandemic, than ever since humans began. I can't belive we've become such wimps since the 50's. The only thing that bothers me is people not doing the bare minimum to stop the pandemic - wash hands, distance, masks, vaccinate, assist poor countries with vaccines. Don't get depressed, Lisa and the Cult Jam 💐

[@lisawhereisthecultjam]

I appreciate the kind words. 💕

[@jayceewedmak9524]

@@lisawhereisthecultjam ❤ 🌹 ❤

[@heyyfirefly]

​@@jayceewedmak9524 I mean not necessarily... today there is much more stress and overwhelm of information than the human brain was designed to handle. not even starting on how you CANT fucking own a home if you are not some rich folks kid. those were hard times yes, but very different, and saying one thing is difficult doesnt invalidate or take away from the other things difficulty level. you cant say that the system didn't fail a looot of people, and that its their fault. with peace and love thats very judgemental and ignorant. sorry had to say this as someone who suffers as well. have a nice day🌈

[@audreydimmel6674]

As terrifying as that mountain lion scream is, there is nothing more terrifying than hearing a turkey scream at night. Because you wouldn't think so, but they scream. Loudly. Frantically. With a very, very human-sounding voice. First time my fam and I heard one, we all just looked at each other and my parents we literally reaching for the phone to call the cops before I looked out into the street and saw a turkey trotting across the road. Screaming like a woman becoming an awful episode of Dateline that will haunt viewers for a long time. And doing so for *no damn reason at all.*

[@suchomimustenerensis5302]

Red foxes too.

[@PHlophe]

Audrey , the way you wrote that comment i imagined you looking like a turkey with 2 huh .." look on your face

[@tokyo9731]

"Are you having a good day today? Well don't." I CAJT BREATHE

[@sakazu2576]

I think it's common sense to not let an animal that deepthroats more than a freshman sorority pledge near baby birds

[@chulutheimposter5415]

Have been here since the very beginning of this channel, I love watching your videos, not only am I learning about animals but I'm also somehow entertained by them XD

[@OG_DouG]

That's the good thing about this channel. It's entertaining, yet also educational. It's really good, so good that people actually steal his content all the time. MNDIAYE SHORTS here on KZbin been stealing his content for a while. Hope he gets banned so he stops stealing Casual Geo's content

[@chulutheimposter5415]

@@OG_DouG people need to be original

[@chulutheimposter5415]

@@OG_DouG original as in, not stealing content from someone else

[@OG_DouG]

@@chulutheimposter5415 fr fam. Some people just can't create their own content, so they prefer to steal from someone much more successful than to build their own brand. It's frustrating

[@senorfrog5605]

3:45 its not just the cougars... fckin neighborhood cats during summer nights... either that or my city has a serious cougar problem

[@jf_kein_k8590]

Since there were only two male adult lions, that we know of, that would mean Simba and Nala are either half-siblings or cousins. In the case of cousins, that would have made a deleted scene from the movie even weirder than the half-sibling thing, cause in said scene Scar tried to make advances towards Nala.

[@sourpuss5951]

Damn he could be her uncle or daddy 😬

[@prixe12]

Yes because there are only 2 male lions that exist in ALL of Africa. This theory is sooooo stupid. Just because nala's dad wasn't seen in the film doesn't her and simba make related. Hey guys We never see Esmeralda or Phoebus' parents in the hunchback, tHAt MuSt MeAn tHey'Re SiBLinGs. You see how dumb that sounds when applied to anything else? Maybe nala's dad is dead, maybe he's a deadbeat and ran off after she was born. She looks nothing like either Mufasa or Scar. Can we please let this stupid buzzfeed theory die already and come up with something original for a change?

[@r.j.penfold]

@@prixe12 if that was the case and her dad was an outsider Mufasa and/or Scar would kill her for existing

[@GoogleUser-xo4lk]

@@prixe12 mad

[@kawaiicrossing5047]

@@r.j.penfold not to be that person, but it's fiction, not everything has to be 100% realistic.

[@jacobdennis2357]

Some video ideas for you that might be kinda fun: You had to create your own animal from scratch. What would your ideal (land, air, sea, etc) in climate (tropic, artic, etc) animal be and which animal comes the closest? Famous celebrity pets Which animal is the saddest at the zoo/aquarium? You're given enough money to have your own personal zoo but you can only select 5 animals. Money is not an issue and they'll have everything they need?

[@beanous3706]

Thats Pretty Creative man Good Job :)

[@Just-Nikki]

These are good ideas. My favorite is him coming up with his own animal. I hope he sees your suggestions.

[@beanous3706]

@@Just-Nikki _Yes_ .

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

Humans... ow wait, that's a prison. Humans Humans Humans Humans

[@mateorios1636]

I have a few Surpingsingly Chill Animals Using biology facts to see who would win a fight between 2 fictional characters

[@odilazulixl5351]

Hey, that one with the kangaroo is a good tip for if you are attacked by wolves and are near a body of water. It may be cruel that they do that to dogs, but its a strat so good it evolved into animal instinct.

[@GodsWeakestSoilder]

Crocodiles

[@lubystkaolamonola529]

Pebbles and pinguins reminded me the story from "Egyptian Sinuhe". In ancient Egypt, princess Baketamon gave heir to her husband the king , but warned him that if he touched her again she will shame him in worst possible way. He raped her, she gave birth to another child, but after all she just said "Remember that you have been warned." The husband went on the war which lasted for 3 years. In the meantime the princess was fornicating with every male in the city who was able to perform.And she did not do that in secret. No. She stood up in the city center and said who she was, how lousy her husband was, that she will lay down with anyone, who will give her a pebble. Basically pebble for pleasure. She collected so much of pebbles, rocks, and stones that she was able to build a HOUSE out of those. Then when her husband returned she INVITED him to the rolling stone house of pleasure, and told him the origin of the little "casita" As Cersei Lanister said to Sansa "The tears are not the only weapon the woman has, the real weapon is between her legs" And princess Baketamon knew how to use it.

[@ryuzayuki1997]

Anything's a weapon if you're creative and intelligent enough.

[@simeonsimon6440]

Ahhh, the tried and tested method of hoing for a house.

[@r.j.penfold]

Holy shit that's kinda badass?

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

She's....a badass. Wow. Also what happened to her kids?

[@errortryagainlater4240]

_Damn,_ girl.

[@diaryofagoat-lass1023]

Every Adele penguin fact just makes the 90’s “The Pebble and the Penguin” that much MORE messed up a movie...

[@shereehi5539]

Well the male was the one gifting the penguin so at least the female wasn’t a prostitute.😐

[@dreag2392]

Omg I used to love that movie I couldn't think of the name for awhile, now that I heard the facts about adelie penguins I'm like wow that's fkd up

[@clairehill5663]

i just found this page today and dear god i laughed so hard i cried thank you .

[@incineroar9933]

Scar wouldn't have been the lowest of the low. He would have been Mufasa's wingman and also his boyfriend. Male lions who form a coalition have a much better shot at taking over and protecting a pride and often spend all day with or watching out for eachother. And do the do with eachother. Apparently male lions are also a lot more tender and loving with other males when they bump uglies.

[@JackieOwl94]

That’s only because female lions need pain in order to ovulate, so they find that pain kinky. They just have violent post-sploosh clarity.

[@-Ghostess]

And that coalitions usually have larger territories and don't kill cubs born to their brothers and cousins. (explains the other cubs from the books, as well as Leo and Mega as other coalition members) Started following the Sabi Sands coalition reports from rangers when the Mapogos were at the end of their reign.

[@RGA301092]

As a black-maned lion, Scar would have been the alpha male, no? Or at least, would have had more females and cubs than Mufasa.

[@sourpuss5951]

@@RGA301092 That's true. Darker lions are the more attractive to females.

[@coal9205]

​@@sourpuss5951 the unfortunate side effect of this though is that the black manes would soak in more heat, and that would lead to overheating and even infertility due to that overheating. He would have got more action but his future children would be deepfried before they could even be shot into anyone

[@MylkT1023]

So that meme of Rafiki throwing Simba off Pride Rock is more accurate than the movie....who'da thought

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

Penguins are dressed as Wall Street brokers and they have the moral compass of one too. Damn!

[@justinchristoph3725]

You have a witty and fairly dry sense of sarcasm which is an excellent character trait in my opinion.

[@theprofessionalamateur3090]

*_"This dehydrated Dollar Tree Chipmunk"_* I swear this man just don't miss with these nicknames😂

[@Francisco-tj7qw]

"That's just cougars getting more action then you" damn bro you didn't need to come after me like that

[@yon4882]

This man is the only reason I think twice before going anywhere.

[@kingsamuelsii1722]

This is a certified educational hood classic

[@ripleyleuzarder630]

Where have you been the past few years. this stuff is great!!! Will be back, thank you sir.

[@MoonLoonie69]

"Dinosaurs never went extinct, they were just rebranded with feathers" I wouldn't call them dinosaurs. Those are more like demon monsters in bird form. That was a joke, people. C'mon!

[@eliburry-schnepp6012]

Well they ARE dinosaurs

[@LuShanna]

Just take a look at birds feet and bodies under the feathers literally exactly that of the carnivorous dinosaurs. I have ducks and the more I have to analyze them to check for wounds etc the more I realize why a chicken is the closest living relative to a T-Rex, very weird anatomy 😅🙃

[@charleenlangley8709]

@@LuShanna A possible missing link between how dinosaurs became bird-sized may be the Therizino, it basically looked like a highly feathered rex (we now know rex wasn't very or at all feathered, though may have been in infancy, since they typically lived in hot climes and were so large they likely didn't need them, the feathered rexes were most likely the Ytyrannus, which lived in or around the poles, which could go cold at certain times), but the Therizino was a (violent) herbivore.

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

@@eliburry-schnepp6012 they are dinosaur pimps. Pimped out jacket, boots, will slap a b'tch, flocks

[@thecolourblack9793]

@@margareth6136 you mind taking your business somewhere else

[@Ryodraco]

One caveat is that since Scar is Mufasa's brother he may have let the pride's cubs live, since they would be partially of his bloodline too. Male lions often form coalitions, usually of brothers, and protect each other's cubs.

[@willbrashear]

I just realized the Skuddy from the Little Mermaid 2023 looks more like the Cape Garrett than a seagull.

[@DocSwood]

The one really important fact I learned from watching way too many animal documentaries is this: the cuter and more helpless an animal looks... the more Ted Bundy they are in reality and the scarier they look... well... they look like that for a reason, but at least you know where you at with them

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Great, now I know a method to get rid of a child I know I won't be paying child support for.

[@dariacampbell5956]

Oh no

[@ozyisgoated]

Kyubey is disappointed in your recent decisions

[@dustincovington578]

In 1995 they released a animated children's movie called, "The Pebble and The Penguin". This information gives that title a new meaning lol 😆

[@rl9217]

1:20 “I don’t see it as a problem with how I acquired all these pebbles, me, my wife and my wife’s boyfriend all worked really, really hard to get them” -The male partners of the females looking for more pebbles

[@fiona0236]

I’ve known spiny dogfish my whole life, and they are super docile to humans, if you know what you’re doing you can handle them, I’ve been stabbed too before and it just stings for a day. Also they come up to the boat and if you have a fish you can get the shark close enough to pet

[@Guyonnn]

I do deliveries and one time, after setting a package on a porch and getting back into my truck. The second I closed the door, a full grown mountain lion ran within four feet of my truck and into some bushes. Thank god it didn’t feel threatened by me, because I had no idea it was there.

[@AbsoluteMongoloid]

For those that are curious of a vending machine's mortality rate, they kill around 13 people every year. I know those kinds of accidents can rarely be avoided, but imagine going out like that. Bruh.

[@uatu3021]

Sure it's rough, but nothing is more final and humiliating than being eaten. I mean you're powering your enemy, and they crap whatever is left of you out.

[@b.3432]

@T V words to live by

[@redeye4516]

+Uatu Remember: don't threaten to kill the people you hate, threaten to eat them. Someone cuts you off? Chase him down, unhinge your jaw, and swallow him whole like a snake eating an egg on the side of the road for a needed energy boost before work.

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

@@uatu3021 at least, in terms of being eaten, you usually have no way of overpowering your enemy. In terms of vending machines, it's normally you who causes them to topple over. All because of anger issues. If an afterlife does exist, people will ask a victim of an attack what happened, but they'll probably ask the victim of a vending machine if they're stupid

[@ikillstupidcomments]

Vend machine deaths are entirely avoidable, they come from people rocking machines to shake items loose and being crushed.

[@gabrielbell4867]

Spurdogs were the only ones in that list that are venomous. Tope, smoothhound and dog fish are neither venomous or poisonous, the only possible danger being a bacterial infection (I'm referring to the species inhabiting British waters).

[@aroacegoblinyt]

THE FACT A POKÉMON IS BASED OFF OF THAT NUT WORM OR WHATEVER IT’S CALLED TERRIFIES ME.

[@erictaylor5462]

3:00 Shit man, you just brought back a terrifying memory. I used to deliver newspapers and one morning very late (about 4am) I was in a semi-rural part of town and heard a woman screaming, But iot wasn't a woman, it was a freaking mountain lion. I still have trouble playing GTA V. Fortunately in my real life encounter, she was more interested in running away. Otherwise I'd have been talked about in the newspaper I used to deliver. I wonder if my customers would have realized why they didn't get that paper that day.

[@PHlophe]

Now , Uncle eric what decade was this set in.

[@yellowfrog2259]

Most of them run away, even if they're hungry because humans tend to be very dangerous.

[@erictaylor5462]

@@yellowfrog2259 I'm not worried about most of them. I'm worried about the ones who have figured out that humans can't run very fast, and they have no sharp claws or teeth, and they aren't even that strong. Humans are only dangerous for their ability to kill at range. If the animals ever realize we only have this ability sometimes, we're screwed,.

[@TheRibottoStudios]

4:06 when that music kicks on you KNOW it's about to get real.

[@PokemonButcher]

Pelicans have always freaked me out. Thank you for confirming my apprehensions.

[@flippyjunior1267]

even though he debunks every animal, you gotta keep in mind that they are still awesome! he just goes into great detail

[@Lord_Numpty]

Yep. Unless they're birds. Exception being the Shoebill, they actually seem rather nifty after everything he said about them.

[@Initiallyleo]

Can we all just agree that trusting birds is a Bad Life Decision?

[@bolt4216]

You can trust pigeons. Arguably the best bird for a human.

[@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263]

@@bolt4216 they are descendants of dinosaurs but some of them are pretty cool. Crows are super smart and can remember faces and any wrongs done to them. Buzzards and vultures are great bc they help to eliminate animal remains and we wouldn't want a bunch of rotting animals around.

[@MrExel1234567]

Leave my macaw alone sir.

[@customersupport2448]

i read it like "Why You Should NEVER trust a Politician with your Child"

[@GendeeYT]

"Dad, what's the shadowy place?" "Your new place. Get the f out!" Had me dying 🤣

[@professionalritarde4989]

"Spider-Man with a vore fetish" How do you come up with these gems?

[@187mrsmith]

They are the cousins of the stork who ultimately delivers kidnapped babys to other families🕊🚼 🤣

[@dynamoterror7077]

Thank you, thank you for being accurate while also dramatically entertaining! The quality of these videos just keeps increasing. Oh, and could you please explain how there were once three separate species of lions, and how they conquered every continent except Australia and Antarctica.

[@myleswelnetz6700]

1:02 Just smile and wave, boys.

[@shaterproofblosm]

This channel is pure metal and I don't know weather after watching 5 episodes I feel a cathartic knowledge gain or a greater need for a psychologist.

[@davidfrancisco3502]

Sometimes two male lions can be part of the same pack and both of them breeding the cubs with the females but that only happens when the two male lions are brothers.

[@mikafone9087]

9:15 I remeber that I saw long ago a meme of Rafiki (A.K.A priest baboon), that he was in the scene that he rose the newborn Simba and it all looks cool, until he swings his arms with Simba in his hands and yeets Simba in the crowd of animals. Now I got that flashback again.

[@randorookie8587]

6:41 this right here has convinced me that nature is gearing up to take Subnautica from fiction to reality in other words we are fucked on a new level

[@gaming_with_ashton]

live action cuddlefish and hoverfish isn't so bad.

[@randorookie8587]

@@gaming_with_ashton yeah it’s the rest that I’m worried about like the stalkers kamikaze fish and various leviathans

[@MrDibara]

Not gonna cap, I think a more accurate animated "Lion King"-esque movie would've been really interesting to watch. Though don't just show the point of view of the lions, also show the point of view of the hyenas. Cause if there's any animals that would make a "kingdom" out of the savannah and fight for it it's those two. OH! And also, *hippos should be a major threat to both. Like the bear in "The Fox and the Hound", just a straight up MENACE.*

[@Phoebe5448]

"Poisonous sharks are in the River Thames in London." Me, a London resident: "I have no fear. Because London is drowning, and I live by the river."

[@quocano933]

Depending on where you live you can hear the scream of a woman, not a mountain lion, but a fox. Mostly females do this although i still don't get why they do this but their scream sounds horrifying, like a woman being tortured with skin peeling.

[@errortryagainlater4240]

I'm pretty sure it's for the same reason, they're in heat and trying to attract a mate. Even a _cat_ in heat sounds terrifying sometimes.

[@blondbraid7986]

@@errortryagainlater4240 I've heard that the reason cats are associated with evil and black magic in folklore is because people mistook their mating calls for screaming babies, and believed cats would steal and eat infants.

[@sannicfann3338]

imagine how badly the kangaroo water defense would backfire if it went into a river to be safe from a dingo and a crocodile was right behind it

[@inky3541]

The pelican is actually evolved from the pelagornis which lived millions of years ago in the miocene period and they had much harder beaks like a normal bird but their teeth was their beak because their beak was very long and jagged

[@VKattou]

"... the lake ends up becoming really basic and overly salty." Same.

[@jansenart0]

1:39 April did exactly this when she and Andy went out on a date in a bar when neither of them had money on Parks & Recreation.

[@876CHOSEN]

0:43 most disturbing picture I ever saw

[@casusbelli9225]

3:07 Ahhh, yeah, a cougar in heat. The ones in bars make similar sounds.

[@fslayer1290]

He said ”That’s not a worm enjoying December 1st”, I got the joke, and I lost my mess! 😂🤣😂