If you never saw it before, you wouldn’t believe it was real

[@andysalcedo3350]

"If something is that small and that colorful, its probably because it doesn't need to hide" that is actually a GREAT way to explain it to children. Thanks man!

[@John-dd8kh]

Yet you still refuse to see intelligent design in creation.. because I take it that you too believe in evolution like the majority of the masses?

[@twistedsouls3083]

I thought it just ment small things that are brightly colored are usually poisons and most species of animals recognize that so it doesn't need to hide. Seemed pretty straightforward to me.

[@Ash.0000]

@@John-dd8kh how is it intelligent design if it was just animals surviving more often with certain traits than with other ones? If an animal lived longer and produced more offspring with bright colors than an animal with dull colors, then the dull colored animals will eventually die out slowly. No mystery there, just evolution. It’s already been observed by humans in both laboratories and in nature.

[@CDM416]

@@John-dd8kh It's not a good habit to randomly assume things about people and throw serious subjects on them out of the blue. It was worded like you were looking for an argument. In addition there are some people that believe in intelligent design and evolution.

[@miniaturejayhawk8702]

@@John-dd8kh found the creationist Sorry but there is nothing intelligent about the design of anything. Things are the way they are because thats how they work the best in harmony. Its was all trial and error and especially in the animal kingdom it was a *long* process.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"But then I guess puberty hits them like Hiroshima" Damn he literally has no chill

[@Medicbagg]

It made me have a stroke, it was so unexpected lol

[@SlothOfTheSea]

That was quite the shocking joke lol. Those goats are.. interesting though, so it’s fair I guess?

[@komorebi3555]

@@SlothOfTheSea if you mean interesting as in "creepy and weird" then yeah i agree

[@Medicbagg]

@@SlothOfTheSea the goats look like a ball sack with a face I'm not even gon lie

[@ScotchOffTheRocks]

@@Medicbagg For real I thought it was just a goat with a massive tumor on it's face

[@thewanderingheathen]

Lived in Southern California for six years. Used to go on runs in Sycamore Canyon. There are mountain lions back there. The most terrifying sound I’ve heard in my life was a mountain lion scream. It’s louder than you realize and will instantly send chills down the spine of anyone who’s never heard it. I can only describe it as a combination of a high pitched growl and a human woman screaming in agony. After I heard it, I didn’t go running in the canyon. I later read that they are ambush predators that go for the back of the skull and it isn’t the one you see that will get you. It’s the one you don’t see, which in the canyon is all of them.

[@jayburg0621]

Real life "Hills Have Eyes" 😵

[@WORLDWIDESOCAL9]

I ran in that canyon too luckily I haven't ran into one......that I saw.....

[@thelostremainunfound]

As someone who volunteered for the Idaho State Historical Society, allegedly Geronimo liked doing the air drops after awhile (or at least got used to them) and he would crawl back in his box after being safely dropped. If you ever go to Boise, Idaho, the Idaho State History Museum is there and there is a whole little section just for Geronimo 😊.

[@kantraxoikol6914]

the fact this was done at ALL, is a funny story . GO GERONIMO! lol

[@unifiedhorizons2663]

Best beaver

[@flyingcapsicum]

That is awesome, thanks for sharing!

[@kristyandesouza5980]

That's really cute

[@stupido-um4xo]

That's actually really cool!

[@stevesteve222]

My father's name is Paul. He and his brothers are named after biblical characters. Not too religious myself but I did tell myself if I ever had a daughter I would name her Damasca, an alteration of the Damascus RoadVision Paul had... after seeing this goat I may reconsider

[@kattriella1331]

I'm going to recommend you not name her that anyway to save her from the horrible teasing of kids who will call her "dumbass" instead of her name . . .

[@cruzmoore8389]

@@kattriella1331 I feel like the duustice goat they're just going to take away your soul

[@cruzmoore8389]

They would have flew off with butts

I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gquYqWmse9Z5hJI

[@runtergerutscht4401]

@ if you have to say you're a good singer to get attention, you're not a good singer

[@mlp-violet-star]

"I pay way too much for contacts for you to lie about what's in front of my face." 😂

[@potatoboy1310]

This man is funnier and somehow educates me more that my school and nat geo. I need no more. Happy new year everyone.

[@yanirasalka412]

I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@potatoboy1310]

@@yanirasalka412 ima need some explanation.

[@pajamas720]

@@potatoboy1310 its a bot.

[@potatoboy1310]

@@pajamas720 thanks

[@g30.rackzys]

“Goat’s are the real G’s but like Lasagna they move in silence” 🔥this man’s wordplay is simply poetic

[@90skeezy]

"Real G's move in silence like lasagna" - lil wayne. Song- 6 foot 7 foot. Don't take it offensive, just dropping a little extra info. However this man is awesome for using it at the right moment 😂

[@wm_9640]

Shoutout Weezy 🐐

[@RainCheck797]

Thats from a song.

[@ClaraCappello]

Omg dude! For 20 years I legit thought someone got turned into a hashtag. Was camping in the mountains in California. We heard that screaming one night and it fully freaked us out. When we ask about it the next day in town locals just laughed at us. I spent the last 20 years thinking we camped on a human sacrifice mountain only to finally learn it was just a female mountain lion in heat. Once you hear that sound in the wild it can never be unheard.

[@alexisgrunden1556]

It's a little unnerving to be a city-dweller and then come out into the country and hear an owl snatch up a rabbit, too. Rabbits _shriek._ And that sound will absolutely dead-@$$ wake you up from a sound sleep.

[@ClaraCappello]

@@alexisgrunden1556 Yes! ⬆️ This Alexis ⬆️ 🤣

[@ghostsuru8429]

Coyotes are the creepiest thing to hear too. Strangely enough, you get really used to it after 10 years. But seriously, if you want to hear something creepy in the middle of the night look up coyote yips and howls on youtube.

[@ClaraCappello]

@@ghostsuru8429 Dead ass for sure. Moose in heat sound like someone out in the woods doing a rub off too. 🤣

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

It could still be a secret sacrifice mountain

[@gimbo4025]

aww, for anyone who doesnt know the second video of the goats is a Lamancha. They do in fact have ears, and theyre completely natural. if you breed a lamancha with a goat with normal ears, you get these little elf ears and theyre so cute!! anyway, im not surprised to see that the goat on the porch is a lamancha. mine used to do it every morning when she wanted to be milked, and would come up to the house when something was wrong, like when another goat was in the road. she was wicked smart, and just an amazing goat to have. its a little creepy to have one on your back porch at night tho lol.

[@KanekiKen-mu4nu]

One thing I learned rather fast (I visited a pretty interesting farm last Friday) Is that goats...god they're smart. Like smart to a point it almost impressive and a little scary at the same time.

[@gimbo4025]

@@KanekiKen-mu4nu very smart. livestock animals in general are smarter than most people think, but goats especially. but that makes them very fun to be around.

[@black_halo1780]

My parents where keeping a goat for a while..... they had a one of those diamond wire fences put up to make sure the dogs wouldn't get to her but it was rainy season and she kept escaping at night. We had no idea why until my dad decided to check the furthest corner of the fence and found out that she would go over there and nudge the bottom out of the soil which was softened because of the rain and slide out from there because for whatever reason she preferred to sleep next to the house. I've absolutely loved being around goats after that bc they're so amazingly intelligent and I love it

[@marcfilms999]

I raise dairy goats. Mainly Nigerian Dwarves. But about 1/3rd of our population is mixed. We raised some lamanchas. First one was mine and she lived for about 11 years. We have several of her kids who are mixed dwarf. We started out with 2 alpines first. Our current full breed lamancha is named Ava (after a demon person from the show Supernatural). She did have a sister named Ruby (named after the blonde demon Ruby from supernatural) but she unfortunately passed away at 3 months old. Lamanchas are personally my favorite goats. They have such a laid back but dumb personality. They're also super loud when they baa too. Ava hangs out with one of our great pyrenees dogs because she isn't accepted into the herd yet due to being as bottle baby. But glad to know someone else knows about them! They're kinda the unknown goat breed it seems.

[@gimbo4025]

@@marcfilms999 how cool, we also had alpines, and a nigerian dwarf named Earnest, and the lamancha was my favorite. we also named some of our lambs after supernatural characters, rowena, amara, and castiel!

[@nekotimhweewa]

The goat without ears you showed at the door is called a Lamancha. A common dairy breed. I've almost gotten them before but ultimate went with the Alpine breed because a solid black one with horns can come out looking like a devil goat. (I've bred a solid black male too. People were so afraid of him but I loved him. Jet black fur, large horns and golden eyes.)

[@REALTYME_HD]

Thts metal af

[@a.m.theshinyjohtohunter4287]

Sounds beautiful!! I once had a BoerXLamancha billy and he was like a Harley Davidson. Big, dark chocolate and gentle giant of a goat. I got 3 beautiful daughters from him. 💕

[@taxfrog747]

you bred satan basically

[@beblissnow5947]

You bred the one you loved ??? Jk

[@ivvie1452]

the black goat sounds beautiful! what was his name?

[@wyattsouthard3812]

3:23 "They'll get 50 shades of 'Fuck around and find out'" This man deserves an Oscar for his creativity.

[@Stitchpuppy01]

“Proving that the draft and post button are way too close to each other.” This man has a way with words!

[@kyrauniversal]

The last damn quote. "Basically getting R. Kelly'd by a reindeer will have you thinking you can fly as well." I can't stop laughing.

[@NathanThomas-p9t]

God Bless You Damnit.. I know u didn't hatchu.. but let God bless this man In the best way

[@lunarbunny3021]

I know this comment is really late, but I just want to tell you how much I appreciate you. I have learned more about animals from your videos than the discovery channel or National Geographic ever taught me… And you do it in a way that can hold my attention. I have severe ADD, and have found it hard to focus ever since grade school, but I find that when I watch your videos you can hold my attention constantly. Thanks Casual Geographic, it’s much appreciated. 👍🏻

[@samuelopoku4868]

This channel is a hidden gem. I've been binging since I found it. Thank you so much for the education and humor.

[@samuelopoku4868]

@@grimmreaper9005 maybe just hidden from me then LOL

[@samuelopoku4868]

@@grimmreaper9005 who knows what the our Algorithm Overlords decide for us not to see? Ok now I've scared myself....

[@lazyvincy13666]

Honestly, Adeli Penguin facts are one of my favorite things to bring up to ruin someone’s day. Of course Orcas, Dolphins, Hippos, and basically all the you-thought-they-were-harmless are on that list as well.

[@anthonychestnut4013]

Bro your roast game is impeccable. New fan.

[@rowanheart8122]

"I'm not gonna say they're stupid, but I'm not gonna say they're aware of the world either." My cat and turkeys have something in common

[@ragg232]

My cat is not good at remembering that the weather outside is frightful.

[@yanirasalka412]

I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@balocke2063]

I’am studying zoology at university and my friends asked me to check you out, it’s impressive that your facts are right you edit well and all the other stuff that goes into making vids, good job keep up the good work

[@John_Smith_Smith_John]

You must be British or something

[@JayBravo612]

Dude, I love your videos! Keep up the great work man and your swearing is fiiiiine.

[@sorrywho6683]

2 seconds in and I'm already screaming"WHAT THE FUCK!?" I love it.

[@ButWhyWasTaken]

I swear, every other animal video I watch on KZbin shows me animals more alien than anything I see in sci fi.

[@dcmain1243]

This dude needs his own nature show.

[@LB-lx2tf]

For Real!

[@JasonBoyce]

“Now I’m not gonna say God makes mistakes but this skull makes me think his draft and post buttons are way too close” 😂😂 dying

[@BirdBird-eu4qm]

Home girl got that Dragon Ball z noise edit at 10:49 tho 😭. You wild for that bruh🤣

[@laStar972chuck]

For really real, lmao !!! I thought it was the Smash Bros video game effect, tho. When you hit them with the baseball bat into another galaxy XD XD

[@robertmather7334]

This guy is the best I've ever listened to and watched his videos.

[@AlkisGD]

Happy New Year, Mamadou! Feels like last Tuesday when you had a few thousand subs and now you're on your way to 2mil. Congrats. You deserve it.

[@thebeatnumber]

Who's Mamadou?

[@kaiiloe]

@@thebeatnumber casual geographic’s name .

[@Lord_Numpty]

"Now I'm not gonna sit here and say God makes mistakes, but that skull makes me think his post and draft buttons are WAY too close to each other." As a man who takes his Faith seriously, that is genuinely hilarious good sir. I love animals (except pelicans and seagulls. And chimps. And sea life) and your videos are a fantastic source of new into while getting a good laugh at the same time, actually making it more likely we'll remember these facts. You're a legend mate, never change. And in response to your question of whether you cuss too much, unlike Family Guy your jokes are actually funny.

[@Raju-rx7ed]

Naww dont hate naval life :( not cool mate

[@ironclad6942]

Naval life?

[@BigGayIncorporated]

@@Raju-rx7ed you mean marine life? jfc

[@ironclad6942]

@@user-wi5fc4cj7n I guess it is unlucky to look that disgusting

[@JerzCe73]

Did he say "Get 50 shades of f*ck around and find out"? Gawd knows I love this Man's content...

[@RAPTOR948]

Okay, that last fact had me laughing. XD "Getting R.Kelly'd by a reindeer will have you believing you can fly as well". XD

[@crazycanchaser5458]

"Dehydrated Dollar Tree Chipmunk" had me ded

[@Enneamorph]

There was a tumblr post a few years ago that voted the upcoming 2020s be called “the Screaming ‘20s”, and I cannot agree more. Here’s to 2022, hopefully featuring less screaming

[@DementedDaedric]

If i saw a Damascus goat irl i would be screaming the entire year

[@leatherface3662]

Sadly, the only reason there's gonna be less screaming is because there's gonna be less people.

[@jaschabull2365]

The Sobbing 20s, more like.

[@halifaxguy]

12:37 yeah, we have cougars back home in the country and thats a fairly common sound… makes the blood curdle… and my parents live beside the huge graveyard… imagine hanging out in the back yard on Saturday evening over drinks with your buddies and you hear that screaming suddenly coming from the graveyard next door… 😳

[@samuwamu5451]

"I know kids watch me but then again they watch family guy before forth grade." FACTS

[@williamspell5692]

"Should I cuss? Because kids watch these videos but they also watch Family Guy before fourth grade so I don't even know anymore." Same

[@JimmySpaceHimself]

My brother works out in Yellowstone as a mechanic. He told me that when Bison see that another one of them are killed, they guard the body and morn. The fuzzy cows of the west morn their fallen. I dunno man, but I respect the hell out of that

[@dead9094]

1:18 “ITS GOT THE F*CKIN VIRUS” -Man scared straight, I don’t know the year.

[@j.p.obregon1415]

That New Yorker's reaction to the Kalugo was hilarious.

[@TheeKyoshic]

You are the absolute greatest at this 😂 You definitely deserve your own series on Animal Planet, National Geographic, or Discovery. You're the Morgan Freeman of comedic narrating. Much love and respect! Keep up the amazing work.

[@AppleAbston]

Imagine a national geographic show with him, snoop dog, and Eddie Murphy narrating together 😂😂😂

[@slowtaknow]

When a farmer gets lonely, you get this

[@Therickestrick-o8g]

11:10 🤣😂 he thought he was Wolverine

[@billyyank5807]

The dude freaking out "its got the virus" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@ZariaZariasvt]

Ok I'm not lying when I say pugs and mugs are cute but that freaking Goat has put fear into my soul

[@smorgasbroad1132]

"removed from the census.." Brilliant!

[@mich3992]

"its got the fucking virus !!!!" 😂😂😂😂

[@noahboucher125]

"Turkeys are so stupid that I actually medically fascinating," I gotta save that one

[@saerudayo]

Come on man give yourself some credit, we don’t think you’re a walking encyclopedia. We think you’re a Pokédex.

[@Walt_Xander94]

That first one looks *exactly* like a creature out of Star Wars. It sounds like one too. Also, Ive gotta see if there's a Casual Geographic vid on turtles(& tortoises). I knew for years that Rabbits arent always cute thanks to Watership Down(I havent looked at rabbits the same way since). I knew for years that Horses dont play. Then there's all the stuff I *didnt* know thanks to this guy. Now, I am not underestimating turtles & tortoises for their lack of speed.

[@yanirasalka412]

I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@JerezIwiski]

What do mean horses don't play? Do you even own horses to be able to say that statement?

[@Walt_Xander94]

@@JerezIwiski I mean Horse are no joke. They're not the majestic animals they seem. Their kicks, just one is enough to kill ya, and they can bite.

[@JerezIwiski]

@@Walt_Xander94 So you don't own or work with horse's at all and made a rather bias judgment on the species. While yes they do have a nasty bite not all of them are going to bite you and the only way a single kick is gonna kill you is if they kick you in the head or your spine.

[@Walt_Xander94]

@@JerezIwiski How tf am I biased? Especially when I gave TWO examples of seemingly cute animals being just dangerous as predators.

[@bkdexter79]

Your narration is just funny! Your style is so unique! Keep up the great work!

[@YaboiV0N.199]

"This dehydrated dollar tree chipmunk" best thing ive heard today

[@xBLUMONKEY]

"Now I'm not gonna sit here and say God makes mistakes but it seems like his 'draft' and 'post' buttons are way too close to each other" 🤣🤣

[@jimbobeire]

That NY dude freaking out is hilarious. His mind goes right "it's got the f ing virus" like it's Resident Evil or something.

[@apachaiking2363]

Lmao hes terrified thinking it has a virus but still stays close enough record and be able to get those likes 🥴🤣

[@BeetleBuns]

that clip is just Michael Rappaport dubbing over the original video, which is some useless excuse for a "human" strangling the poor creature to death.

[@wickedbasket8858]

Domestic house cats will mimic the individual cries of a newborn baby human. A mother can distinguish between the different cries of a baby depending on what they need and house cats will mimic those same sounds for their own needs playing into the motherly hormones. They hit the right note to get you up to feed them or change their litterbox/let them outside and even wanting snuggles that is the same tone as your newborn. It was insane to find this out after i had my first child.

[@AiaYoussef]

As someone who lived most of her life in Damascus.. I've never seen this goat before 😮

[@MrChazz10]

1:25 'Mericans who don't know what they're looking at: "it's got the fucking virus!" 🤦

[@DampSeagull9166]

Americans are actually the dumbest things on this planet

[@Tha-mountain]

That or 45scp goes bang

[@rosieeye6812]

As the wife of a hunter and myself being a very country woman, i can tell you wild turkeys are NOT stupid. Theyre smart enough to know when its hunting season because they basically disappear if you bring a gun in the woods. If you dont have a gun theyre not really scared. Its crazy. Here in sc youll see them in fields, yards etc...except for hunting season. My daughter when she was small could holler "gobble gobble gobble" and theyd walk right up to the car lmao! My daughters 30 now and acts like she isnt country anymore...i try to get her to do it now and nope.😅

[@nancymwale5175]

Shoot... Can't believe some beavers went skydiving before me.

[@IAM-oq1tx]

Those turkeys saying this will happen to you if you play in the road😂

[@LordBloodySoul]

I can confirm. Don't mess with goats. Here in Germany, near my home place, there was an incident, where a polar bear managed to escape confinement of a zoo. He traveled for miles, causing a lot of panic in the nearby villages. At one point, he dared attack a small enclosure of goats. They literally attacked him so badly, he passed out later, due to some broken ribs and bones, with no goat having fallen to his attempted attack. And that was years before the internet got on air. My grandpa still remembers the headlines on Television and the newspapers from back then xD

[@Occult-Classist]

Anytime PETA is mad about something, you're probably doing the right thing...

[@zenz0ha472]

Barnyard in Dark Souls had me crying 😂

[@jessragan6714]

"The coluga is not a primate. Absolutely not a primate. It's the closest living relative to a primate, but let me tell you, this thing is NOT a primate."

[@CylenX6]

"...Like going to a family reunion and you're the only one left."

[@paulanocu3711]

"You too can get elevated and hella faded" Funniest sentence i've heard today

[@wheezesanchez5661]

Holy shit! That back flip from branch to branch at the top of a tree 9:57

[@joshsetzer8786]

" puberty hit like Hiroshima " Best line ever!

[@michaelallen3395]

When people put out adverts saying 'Puppies Are Not Just For Christmas', well what about Turkey's?

[@nextgeneration6898]

Bro speaks in roasts and i love it

[@undertyped1]

7:55 only domestic turkeys are this dumb. Wild ones are pretty darn good at survival.

[@xbabu142x]

Happy New Year bro! Wishing you even more exponential growth and income in the year 2022. You truly are the modern day lovechild/evolution of Steve Irwin and David Attenborough. You inspired my little cousin to go to school animal sciences and for me you have made me experience a wonder for nature that I only remember having when I used to watch David Attenborough, growing up in the UK. Thanks so much for the work you put in and the awesome content!

[@SirFloofy001]

10:25 Scientists have experimented with house cats to find how far they can fall without taking damage. Your little purr machine can survive a fall from the edge of space (ignoring the lack of oxygen) and land on its feet perfectly fine. When a cat falls from a long ways up it spreads its legs out wide which keeps its fall slow enough that it lands at the same speed it would have if it had only fallen 40 feet. I doubt a Jaguar could fall that far but you never know.

[@msbee5183]

ToomthfknNOTmuch! Get it ALL!! Love you sir

[@rogermccaslin5963]

I could have gone my whole life without knowing about reindeer pee. Now I'm curious to know both who and how that revelation came to be known. Also, did that psychotropic discovery lead to the discovery of lutefisk?

[@Si74l0rd]

People do eat Amanitas, they're not super toxic as long as you stick to established dosing guidelines, they're not something to overindulge in. If it's something they eat anyway though then indigenous peoples would have observed the effects and established the least liver damaging method of consumption over time. Possibly not the most pleasant way to see things that aren't there, but I'd take it over liver damage lol. It's also better than Bufo, the hallucinogenic toad excretion, as you get burned and then it's rub into the burn and the whole process is remarkably unpleasant lol. I wonder if spiked reindeer piss will be the subject of the next episode of Hamilton's Pharmacopeia!

[@Tokuijin]

In general, a good much of history is about people doing weird shit with animals.

[@walterhbez]

omw man your comments are hilarious. i appreciate your work. quite late to the party i see, but have another subscribe.

[@MalteWeniger]

The reindeer piss thing gave me a whole new perspective on Christmas :'D, -sure old man, your sled can fly, and you deliver presents to all the children in the world in one night.

[@PunakiviAddikti]

_Leopard gets spawned in_ "Okay bois, lemme check for fall damage" _Jumps out of a tree_ "Oh hell yeah time to exploit!" *New skill discovered! Press [E] to open the skill tree.*

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

The Colugo straight up looks like the rough draft for the clover field monster. Especially at 2:31

[@jadenmctootle5777]

10:28 no fall damage is wild

[@Sakkaz]

Certified big cat

[@solomon7722]

Why did my baby on the other side of the room say 'yeees' when he asked if he cusses too much?😂

[@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE]

There's more to the circle of birds. I've seen a circle of magpies jumping up and down in a circle with a other dead bird in the middle of the circle. It ended with one magpie standing on the dead bird and squawking. It was fine weird. This was in my back garden years ago.

[@inoli3164]

it may be a funeral? I think corvids like the american crow, common raven, and magpies hold funerals for their dead. Then leave the area, because “hey this area isn’t the safest for us?”

[@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE]

@@inoli3164 I've seen a circle of magpies around a different dead bird. Not a magpie a blue closed bird. One magpie was jumping up and down on the dead body in the middle of the circle. The others squawked In unison. It wasn't a funeral trust me.

[@CelestialSodapop]

The magpies indicate that this happened in Australia so I’m not that surprised there’s something going down

[@Burning_Dwarf]

@@CelestialSodapop magpies are common across the world, what in that sentence made your mind go to australia

[@DutchDread]

I knew the Glaucus Atlanticus, it was my pick for most beautiful animal until recently.

[@MarcG7424]

I've watched 4 episodes in a row I'm hooked because the facts are 💯 and the delivery is 1k new subscriber here. Edit You actually had me at describing Zebras as a animal born wearing it's own prison uniform 🤣🤣🤣

[@dog-gone-it5944]

I asked before, but I'll ask again cause I didn't get an answer... Do you write your own stuff? I ask because you are so good at this. You are adorable and funny, and I learn a lot, too.🤣❤️

[@viix3815]

As babies they're adorable, as adults they could be in a freak show.

[@DesirableSovereignty]

dont even wanna fathom how they look as grandparents

[@psyolytesaille]

Adorable af as babies

[@0ueddecillion718]

How Choppa bra was invented

I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gquYqWmse9Z5hJI

[@Nyghtking]

They kind of look like an alien in a sci-fi movie or tv show thats old

[@millerbai]

I'm a teacher and I'd like to thank you for educating young and old people in your charismatic and detailed way! The more people know about nature, the more inclined they are to protect it. Keep up the great work!

I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gquYqWmse9Z5hJI

[@savvivixen8490]

^.^!

[@vegasrenie]

Or run from it!!

[@Barabel22]

@ Stop spamming your shite.🙄

[@Aflay1]

You're a great teacher for encouraging positive, entertaining methods, even if they're unorthodox or unprofessional. We live in good times.

[@user-rz7hg9my6h]

You, Tierzoo, Zefrank, and the honey badger narrator guy are the 4 horsemen of educational nature videos.

[@raandomplayer8589]

Never heard of zefrank and honey badger gonna check them out.

[@brianisme6498]

@@raandomplayer8589 zefrank is hilarious. If you don’t like crude humour however he may be to much.

[@Coldwater-sw6me]

No zfrank? Blasphemy😳

I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gquYqWmse9Z5hJI

[@Coercioner]

@ no you arent

[@iDoit4LoLz]

I had a fox screaming outside our house in the middle of the night for months after their mate had been hit by a car a few streets over (at least I assume that's why they were screaming after seeing the expired fox a few days after I first heard the screaming). It was incredibly sad once I realized, but also incredibly creepy because it sounds like a little girl screaming.

[@biggestbeelstan]

thats so depressing omg. also, i didnt know foxes could scream although i knew they could laugh??

[@DragonTheOneDZA]

​@@biggestbeelstan no one knows what foxes say [insert that song here]

[@fox.fie1d]

aww, the poor thing :( i hope the fox is ok now even though it’s been a year lol

[@altsticksman1951]

This guy is a national treasure!

[@kentaromiurafanaccount5727]

This man just spits facts and jokes and nothing else in between. Respect 💯

I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gquYqWmse9Z5hJI

[@tvoovm7254]

@ who cares? You're commenting the exact same thing in your comment feed.

[@toads5200]

I swear he's been extra repetitive lately. I've heard some of these animal facts and jokes before on his older videos

[@yanirasalka412]

I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@michaeldavis6993]

At 0:00 I thought it was a small horse that only had it's snout left for it's head.

[@okayilied]

You could make an entire series on animals that sound nothing like how you’d expect, like the way rhinos squeak

[@Carols989]

excuse me they do what

[@Drakorre]

Guinea pigs can chirp like birds. And the shoebill stork sounds like a machinegun

[@fleurala]

they what now?

[@Ms_desolated]

We would like to inform you that he did do that.

[@misstaylor5104]

Word😂 my cat almost exclusively chirps like a bird

[@ryansarratt7520]

this man is better than animal planet, and national geographic

[@AlkisGD]

America's answer to Attenborough 😌👌

[@Lyzokiel]

Why yes, Because he's CASUAL GEOGRAPHIC. ... .... I think I'm bad at this.

[@Dez083]

He does such a good job 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@Deucces]

He's better than both of them combined

[@fnmarr8956]

No cap

[@look4thestarss]

“Aww he just wants love” *”I rebuke that, he wants my life essence”* 💀💀💀 his videos always make me laugh ong

[@lisacompanion8381]

His version of love IS receiving your life essence 🤷‍♀️

[@look4thestarss]

@@lisacompanion8381 😭

[@Just999Me]

haha he killed me when he said that. but also wholeheartedly agree with him. I know goats are biblically associated with Satan...but if there ever was truth to that--that goat is it. Lucifer himself in goat form. imagine coming across that goat at night. i would pass out.

[@look4thestarss]

@@Just999Me lmao

[@TheWhitefisher]

oh no not "rebuke" in this context? Damn I've been half-listening so far and wish I knew exactly where this is. Casual Geographic is a 99.9% accurate writer, and the only reason I ever mention a mistake is when they are incredibly rare, and this is one channel in which mistakes are incredibly rare. So... we are all human. CG [that abbreviation coincidentally holds personal importance for me which I did not notice prior to abbreviating] is incredibly talented. I catch mistakes in books published by the largest publishers on this continent sometimes, too. It's not something I expect other people to do, because I am different, like I said, I'm really just saying something so I can point out how absolutely spotless Casual Geographic's writing is. This mistake is what I would call "slanting definition" which is a misuse of the term "slanting rhyme" from poetry. It's close, so close that a person's memory might shuffle a couple adjectives and one word becomes its neighbour.

[@petebyrdie4799]

I don't know what this guy does for a living but he's hilarious, he should be doing some kind of wildlife based stand up comedy.

[@scvcebc]

That is exactly what this channel seems to be!

[@whatonearth1688]

@@scvcebc That's the joke, but I'm glad you weren't passive-aggressive with it.

[@SparrowIZ]

ok gay

[@lightpropulsionguy]

Well, we can't make fun of funny looking people out loud anymore so I guess this is the next logical step.

[@erikastewartdaboss9246]

That's exactly what he's doing?! I can't do life anymore..... LOL IM DEAD

[@rattlecat5968]

This zoological walking wiki man shared so much about wildlife in under 15 minutes, and with slap fast wit! If he was a school teacher, kids would be lining up to take his class! Keep it up!!!

[@psyzim182]

Sir, you mastered the pokerface. I could've imagine someone talking that kind of stuff with that kind of straight emotionless face. That's a masterpiece. Bravo

[@jameskevinheinle301]

His description of turkeys 😆

[@solus8685]

Some just don't show a lot of emotion on their face naturally lol and there's also the rbf

[@psyzim182]

@@solus8685 that is true, nevertheless his straight face is masterpiece.

[@Leukick]

Maybe he laughed when he wrote the script, so when he says it on video it's not as funny to him anymore

[@jbach1738]

I know people think turkeys are stupid. It's true that they have a lot of flocking instincts to keep them together that may be confusing, and sometimes ridiculous for the situation. However, after raising heritage breed turkeys for several years, I can definitely say, they are not stupid. These birds have incredible problem solving skills, communication skills, and amazingly advanced defensive and fighting techniques. I have seen these birds reorganize their environment to suit their purposes. They will stop barnyard fights between other birds when injury or stress are an issue. They can hide their offspring in optimum cover and fly into a back flip to kick a hawk away from their poults. I have seen turkeys take out a feral cat that was killing young birds. They will observe the behavior of the chickens, and if one rooster is problematic (too much fighting, chasing hens down for unwanted breeding, etc.) they will organize a team and hunt down that rooster. I have even been able to start distinguishing the different sounds they make and learn of the complex communication system they have. They get a bad rap for being dumb, but these birds have far more intelligence than most people realize. If you just take the time to observe them, they can and will show you how smart they are.

[@thesexcymbals5610]

Re: otters I had a teacher in high school who schooled us on the “cuteness” of otters. She was a zoo keeper before she became a teacher and ended up quitting due to trauma after the otters teamed up and attacked her. Apparently she nearly died. I have trusted the water demons since.

[@dravenocklost4253]

You *have?* trusted the water demons since? You implying they had a good reason to assault her?

[@thesexcymbals5610]

@@dravenocklost4253 Oof, talk about an awkward typo lol *haven't

[@wolfieisacat13]

@@dravenocklost4253 i mean if she was a bad teacher-

[@sendmorerum8241]

@@wolfieisacat13 *bad zoo keeper

[@HassanAhmed-rf9xr]

@@sendmorerum8241 I think he’s talking about when she was teaching him. If he hates her then he’s happy with the fact that she got attacked by the otters.

[@warthunderaddict]

Happy New Year Casual Geographic and to anyone reading this, hope this year is less crap for everyone.

[@dogewithgun7739]

The task force 141 says a happy new year's to you too

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

This Year already started bad with Betty Whites death, but Happy New Year

[@Grimeaper]

@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 She was the last guardian. Now there is nothing to stop 2022. The last immortal one has perished, it is every man for himself now. 2022 is coming for everyone.

[@Kirsten4260]

Thanks dude same to you

[@chee.rah.monurB]

Likewise.

[@Lovinia1]

In my experience, a scream in the North American woods is usually a cougar, owl, fox, trafficking attempt or your crunchy city neighbor Cathy getting chased by a badger she was too stupid to leave alone. It’s better not to engage and try to ignore it unless you actually hear words being shouted.

[@stiaininbeglan3844]

My mum heard a screech owl for the first time when she was a kid in Ontario. She said it sounded exactly like a woman screaming. I've stayed out in the country several times in my short life, often in cougar country, and not heard anything like it. Then again, growing up, I slept like the dead. Lol

[@sharity3289]

You left out the North American Sabe, otherwise known as Bigfoot (but don't let them hear you call them that - it's like calling Inuits, Eskimos).

[@Lovinia1]

@@sharity3289 oooo neat.

[@strangerinastrangeland3613]

"trafficking attempt" oh yea, you know what northern us / canada rural life is like

[@Lovinia1]

@@strangerinastrangeland3613 i was being satirical.