Red Bull had a meltdown The regime intensified Lance Stroll is a disgrace Fernando Alonso is a murderer A lizard is dead and I am still in morning RIP Lizard Patreon shaghouse for top Gs: patreon.com/RPMF1?...
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@Muhammadtyson0block9 ай бұрын
I really love your relationship with Stroll. Providing constructive criticism is key.
@jakeb49629 ай бұрын
But he still didn’t call him Vitch Tits. Hold RPM accountable
@dylannix42899 ай бұрын
Better love story than Twilight But not quite as good as the one with his sister
@pancon59 ай бұрын
It's a healthy relationship based on mutual respect, RPM is not an enabler and rightly so.
@gogorreal9 ай бұрын
I spat out my drink Jesus Christ this community is absolutely hilarious
@bm87259 ай бұрын
If there's one person in this world who can get Lance fired by his own father it's our RPM🤣🤣🤣
@spyingbigfoot11819 ай бұрын
Max is so fast that the monza curse took 2 weeks to catch up to him in Singapore
@craz76449 ай бұрын
Max got Singapore curse to himself, it hit him last year too with the qualifying while he was too fast in his last run
@rigel87559 ай бұрын
@@craz7644 Then he took that personally and almost shoved a Grand Chelem up our arses at Suzuka, as per.
@thegreatafrican33679 ай бұрын
Monza curse is a DNF not a P5 Fool!
@-Azure.EXE-9 ай бұрын
@@thegreatafrican3367big man. Why are you the way that you are?
@eddyalvaross21959 ай бұрын
Max is so freaking fast. Terribly fast. He said he would gain 20 seconds of advance with the Japan GP and he did that. He was 19+ seconds ahead at the end of the race. Can you imagine the distance to the others? That's just crazy.
@devinsoicy9 ай бұрын
"Osama Bin Russel jihads it into the World Trade Barrier" is one of your best lines yet
@KingofFray8 ай бұрын
Regime intensifies ending
@wes49906 ай бұрын
Shit has me crying
@Aubergineman193 ай бұрын
It's better than Charge lechair
@attilalendvai7167Ай бұрын
@@wes4990everytime i rewatch the vid i have an insane laughter after that part 😂
@SN57ONE12 күн бұрын
He knows that you and your people will get entertained by that.
@casesully509 ай бұрын
Love how Russell went right into the word "gap" in Singapore. "If you no longer go for a gap, you're no longer a racing driver."
@ALVIEDZANE9 ай бұрын
My mind is actually blown!!! You have broken the code. Russell was literally going for the gap.
@RidiraPLUR9 ай бұрын
That needs to be a Tshirt
@BigYodaBalls9 ай бұрын
RIP Checo’s RB career, shoutout to his family
@PozzaPizz9 ай бұрын
From the ministry of defence to the ministry of silly blunders
@iamkidnapper9 ай бұрын
Minister of defence to minister of disgrace
@KingofFray9 ай бұрын
He has family, and he lives in south america. That is why Checo did all of this
@thomasmarris95259 ай бұрын
*His family (wife) that Checo cheated on 😂
@shona55129 ай бұрын
@@thomasmarris9525 Last time I checked, dancing with someone, isn't cheating..
@Depraved849 ай бұрын
No better start to the week than an RPM video
@KeithFlint3509 ай бұрын
you could have ended previous week if you've joined Patreon ;-)
@Depraved849 ай бұрын
@@KeithFlint350 I might do, the podcasts seem great tbh
@DatBoiGloomy9 ай бұрын
@@KeithFlint350is a unpayed advertiser. You should get payed for that😂
@11mariami9 ай бұрын
“Esteban Ocon’s car remembered it was French and gave up like a socialist pig” is such an underrated line
@cautilligab9 ай бұрын
No talk about how Sainz took the strategy work out of the clown pit wall himself with the most cold hearted “I know, it’s on purpose” line 😮❤
@elliotm9 ай бұрын
I was doing so well but absolutely lost it at “World Trade Barrier” 🤣🤣
@oscarmico33539 ай бұрын
Perfection 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bobthepervyuncle9 ай бұрын
I've lost it on the Strollage tirade 😂
@juanpablorevellescandel90809 ай бұрын
RIP Lizard, another member of the British royal family lost, what a tragedy
@jasonruby33119 ай бұрын
This was an all time tweet when RPM sent it out
@ALVIEDZANE9 ай бұрын
YeH, RPM. Howzacome no mention of the link to Queen Lizzie and the symmetry from last year? The Troof is out there!
@aljon59479 ай бұрын
He was truly one of the lizards of all time😔
@Fraiture159 ай бұрын
shoutout to its family
@DrAmithBhat9 ай бұрын
The Sun “Spanish invasion of Buckingham palace”
@Alex-jd8if9 ай бұрын
finding this channel was best thing that happened to me in 2023
@astounder85959 ай бұрын
Same🎉
@Emma-cl3cc9 ай бұрын
My favourite part was when he sympathised with Lance Stroll at 2:10 - recognising that he’s a lovely guy just doing the best he can
@Chuckus9 ай бұрын
I agree. He has a talent for giving constructive criticism combined with a well-mannered delivery.
@gandalf_thegrey8 ай бұрын
@@ChuckusWe expect nothing less from the only sane investigaytive journalist in the F1 space.
@CrunchyMotorsport9 ай бұрын
2:15 has to go down as the most mental RPM moment. That needs to be a short
@06051949 ай бұрын
that needs to be printed, framed and hung on a wall in every home!
@Alam_Eldin_Ali9 ай бұрын
Agreed
@KingofFray9 ай бұрын
FERRARI WON THE RACE!!! WHY IS THIS MAN NOT IMPLODED?????
@thiagomclima20049 ай бұрын
@@KingofFray Because Vitch Tits.
@djek19769 ай бұрын
I got a 2023 version of Churchill's speech vibe listening to this... Does not make sense, i know. Must be because i'm Dutch.
@Isanion9 ай бұрын
The biggest disgrace is RPM not slathering praise all over Sainz's brain for being the biggest of all!
@gic1869 ай бұрын
For real, Mercedes didn't fail because of Russell terrorists attitude, but because of Megamind Sainz
@nicolas449919 ай бұрын
For real, i was a little disappointed he didn’t mentioned Carlos gigabrain
@mnzulhamsyah9 ай бұрын
Yeah, for real, maybe he think that's just a common practice to capitalize anything available for your own, like in any other sport. It just the Ferarri team which can't see that while the other teams might suggest such move.
@fireinthenight90289 ай бұрын
maybe he excluded them same way that he excluded to mention mclaren got 2 podiums in a row. I do believe the friendly mentioning is toward Jos&horner and toto&teamLH.
@andresangarita31659 ай бұрын
Yeah he totally forgot about big brain sainz.... that feminist
@lilliecarter49479 ай бұрын
I love this unbiased journalism, hard to come by theses day. It’s a shame that KZbin keeps trying to silence you
@scum07k9 ай бұрын
*“Osama Bin Russell jihads it into the World Trade Barrier”* this has to be the single funniest sentence to ever come out of your mouth, love your vids man!
@zyrixis96509 ай бұрын
"World Trade Barrier" absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣
@iMorands9 ай бұрын
7:43 best line in the history of F1
@miguelpereira98593 ай бұрын
2:15
@danailminchev46859 ай бұрын
This is the most honest, disrespectful, and entertaining youtuber I've seen. Keep up the good work, Rocket.
@martinuso74466 ай бұрын
The, Auf der weide, had me in stitches for a day. Most inappropriate piece of the year. Kudos to you Sir RPM !
@brettshirley9 ай бұрын
No way that 2D lizard doesn't get this demonetised... (Edit: German windmills probably won't help either 😅)
@KingofFray9 ай бұрын
The fuking nerve of them to demonitize this
@rigel87559 ай бұрын
2D lizard killed me fr
@davidaugustofc25749 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@caloykoy19 ай бұрын
How far we have come, also, that nothing said of Lance risked demonetization. 😆
@woofy99779 ай бұрын
@@davidaugustofc2574they’re talking about the roadkill picture
@Billsfans349 ай бұрын
That lizard is still in better shape than Checo’s future at Red Bull
@mamavswild9 ай бұрын
😂
@snifey76944 ай бұрын
Lizards and Singapore is a common combo on thing we all experience driving! They have no instinct that a bloody big thing is going to attack him with unmatched speed.
@charlespring52969 ай бұрын
“World trade barrier” had me in bits 🤣🤣🤣
@lolbeamz9 ай бұрын
Thank you for another great review Mr. Rocket. Your Unbiased journalistic integrity is what keeps this sport alive. #feminism #RipLizard
@j.vanderknaap94469 ай бұрын
"Mr Rocket" .... Is that a dvd that you own? Are the first 10 minutes any good?
@JensenR129 ай бұрын
Liam Lawson: In his first race in F1 avoids chaos and is the first person to overtake Max since Silverstone In monza he almost scores points finishing p11 almost scoring points in his second race In Singapore he is the fastest red bull in qualifying and knocks Max out in Q2 and then finishes the teams best result all season.
@theoausborn56829 ай бұрын
*loses his seat to a 36 year old in the junior team
@efoxneo9 ай бұрын
And Alpha Tauri extends with Yuki and Daniel, even though Daniel is old and broken and Lawson beat Yuki in his home race. RIP Liam and shout out to his family.
@Tyttebaer9 ай бұрын
10 people knocked out Max
@JensenR129 ай бұрын
@@Tyttebaer if it wasn’t for Liam Max wouldn’t have been out tho
@leena93609 ай бұрын
Yuki was actually the fasted Red Bull in Qualifying
@gandalf_thegrey8 ай бұрын
Big Brain Rosie and Big Brain Hannah are by far the most sane people in f1
@deltapi68803 ай бұрын
Osama Bin Russel back at it again in Australia
@KingofFray3 ай бұрын
Osama bin Russell strikes yet again
@rahulravishankar31529 ай бұрын
RB: Big Brain Hannah Mercedes: Big Brain Rosie Ferrari: Big Brain Sainz Talk about employee efficiency.
@thecompanioncube42119 ай бұрын
Well when you sign up for Ferrari, you should expect to be a multitalented human, cause team is not gonna do it for you
@hearts4lewis9 ай бұрын
it hasn’t been a complete race weekend without a rocketpoweredmohawk video
@jacoblewis5539 ай бұрын
As a West Ham United fan I do not associate in any way with Lance Stroll. Why he gotta do us like that
@0Space0dyssey9 ай бұрын
Maaaan he killed me I can't breath🤣🤣🤣
@slartibartfast26499 ай бұрын
This video is still up after 15 hours it's a miracle praise the lord
@zestylem0n9 ай бұрын
Russel fighting the holy war against those infidel barriers.
@Galadonin9 ай бұрын
The "Nein nein nein" meme will never get old
@averyabel6109 ай бұрын
World trade barrier at 7:47 what a mad lad
@alexbotlol9 ай бұрын
R.i.p. lizard, shout out to his family
@ferranis1049 ай бұрын
I was expecting a "If you no longer go for a GAP that exists, you're no longer a racing driver" joke since Russel hit the GAP in SIN_GAP_ORE with pinpoint precision.
@bobthepervyuncle9 ай бұрын
It was too easy, World Trade Barrier hit just as hard
@0pyy9 ай бұрын
Man i love it when you upload, been here since the first rage against the grand prix and i love this channel. So happy it gets the recognition it deserves ❤
@therodyman7009 ай бұрын
Yet Verstappen still finished P5 with only 0.377 sec behind leclerc. if the GP was a lap longer he would have gotten P4.man's a fucking machine
@Fithful9 ай бұрын
terrifying tbh
@caledonianrailway12339 ай бұрын
Annoying for us Ferrari fans
@pramitpratimdas81989 ай бұрын
@@Fithfulhe has a fast car...
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT3 ай бұрын
@@pramitpratimdas8198sure pal. Just cope with how good SuperMax is.
@pramitpratimdas81983 ай бұрын
@@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT Well we won't get fair assessment unless a driver of similar calibre is put into an RB car
@gigacream58309 ай бұрын
The man. The myth. The legend. The man of my nightmares. Rocket Mowered Pohawk.
@noelht19 ай бұрын
This guy should actually be doing the commentary on the television at the weekends. Much better than anything Murray Walker ever did! This is pure gold. And highly accurate!
@adamhousden63499 ай бұрын
I keep saying that, even if he just had the timing screen in the corner and was sat back with his feet up he would still be leaps and bounds ahead of sky sports F1
@Crotes19909 ай бұрын
I approve of this suggestion. I bet he'd pull 100k+ viewers on the first stream
@peterhall85729 ай бұрын
that would be fukkin hilarious, Imagine him Doing the post race interviews!
@hp28239 ай бұрын
hey now, murray walker is a legend in his own right
@jacobrobbins86069 ай бұрын
My buddies and I have been saying the same thing lol plz replace Alex Brundle
@cjcarrizo429 ай бұрын
Finding this channel made my year
@scotthazell68169 ай бұрын
You always have me in stitches. Keep up the great work mate
@tannerburke139 ай бұрын
I’m just happy I got to witness this masterpiece before KZbin takes it down
@zupahtoll67639 ай бұрын
The Erika part made me laugh so hard I almost choked on my dinner, top quality content as always, keep it up
@greatkali58669 ай бұрын
and you needed to pay for that. Ok
@inejklaus30479 ай бұрын
@@greatkali5866let them support who they want to support man it’s not ur money
@baron_von_noob31179 ай бұрын
Name checks out too 😂
@South41539 ай бұрын
@@greatkali5866don‘t be jealous brokie
@aszhara29009 ай бұрын
not gonna lie, that was some of the cleanest German I've heard from a non-native speaker
@scs3drg9 ай бұрын
This is the first video of yours I watched and it is GOLD. I keep watching it as its amazing, make more like this.
@reugeot90589 ай бұрын
That was SO funny I had to watch it twice in a row! If you were commentating races I would tune into to your channel. Thanks RPM!
@kirillkreminskiy15009 ай бұрын
Sigma Alonso just unstoppable. Nothing can stand between him and proving his Huge Balls
@satanswolf9 ай бұрын
Lets start pushing Hollywood for Alonso vs.Godzilla!
@peterl34179 ай бұрын
@@satanswolf Alonso would sneak up on Godzilla, pick him up and and throw him into space with such speed that he gets incinerated in the atmosphere without having the chance to die from the vacuum.
@fairygodbrother9 ай бұрын
Jesus christ I feel like I've been waiting years for a new episode. Your content is by far my fave f1 content (and in general). I'm screaming a few mins in already 💀
@arcticfoam54809 ай бұрын
RPM you are easily my favorite content creator on KZbin. I always end up watching these videos during my lunch break at work and they always make the time go by. Seriously so funny and the editing/pace of the videos are always excellent. Genuinely thank you and keep up the great work 🫡
@danielmaher87639 ай бұрын
I didn't think your videos could get any better 😅 Rip lizard, shout out to his lizard wife and lizard kids
@Sponge13109 ай бұрын
These videos are probably the best part of a F1 weekend! 😂
@HistoryOfAutomotives9 ай бұрын
I can't believe he showed the Queens alternative life at the start , #FernandoAlonsoQueenKillerThrowHimInJail
@davidtorstensson46559 ай бұрын
i swear... not a singe youtube clip/channel gives me stomach ache and brings me to tears like your videos. every time man... love it
@lucasspeeder3 күн бұрын
" Esteban Ocon's car remembered it was French and gave up" shit had my dying.
@zxr-cade20269 ай бұрын
Sir Rocket Power has spoken, your becoming more and more iconic mate especially with your Lance Stroll rants and regime piss takes
@NickBird-fi4rd9 ай бұрын
Sir RP, love it
@DhruvBurman9 ай бұрын
God I love watching last week's race report with Japan fresh on my mind. Flawless delivery of content as always.
@ferrymou84699 ай бұрын
I have been refreshing your page every single day since singapore gp and finally
@danielhresko49009 ай бұрын
My first time watching your channel, and I think you’re brilliant. Subscribed!
@Not_E9 ай бұрын
Can’t wait to hear his opinion on Checos contribution to the RedBull Championship win
@mamavswild9 ай бұрын
Oh it’s gonna be great 😂
@rootyp9 ай бұрын
Glad I get to see this in its purest form before it gets taken down and forcibly edited and eventually re uploaded.
@airsickgaming29 ай бұрын
Checking every day… waiting for the next video (2 races have gone by, I’m losing my mind, I need to hear your thoughts)
@Arsengalable9 ай бұрын
Smashing it both on youtube and patreon. Long live RPM
@Raskolnikov19909 ай бұрын
Liam Sigmalawson: Survived Zandvoort's fuckfest in double rain, outperformed Yuki and finished P13 in a shitbox of a car Finished in Monza P11 and bashed himself he was capable of doing better Went to Q3, knocked out Verstappen, then finished P9 in Singapore, the best result in Alpha Tauri this season, yet he still bashed himself he could do better at the start Finished P11 on Suzuka, keeping Yuki who's been behind him in DRS zone on fresh tires for 10 goddamn laps Lawson shares the same autistic mindset with Verstappen, but Max has a great car, and Lawson pushes the Alpha Tauri shitbox to the limit. It's a disgrace they won't get rid of Yuki, who's been doing worse with every season, or Ricciardo, who's performed badly and broke his hand like a rookie. The latest news say Lawson will remain a reserve driver and will get a seat in 2025 in AT/RB. It's outrageous to think there are drivers that will get a seat in 2024, like Stroll, Sargeant or even Bottas, yet not Liam.
@matthew52009 ай бұрын
Blud thinks he's the Rocket Powered Mohawk
@rpsnider859 ай бұрын
Danny is a license to print money, and Yuki is so likeable that getting rid of him can only happen after he's given a car worth a shit so we can see whether he's just not as good as we thought or isn't learning fast enough due to bad equipment. AT is supposedly taking a large leap forward next year in performance as they'll be basically driving RB19s. Liam will be the reserve for both teams and he will likely get his chance in the actual RB when Checo inevitably fucks up and maybe gets injured slightly or simply fucks up so badly and frequently that they get rid of him. But until he stops being second in the championship there's no real incentive to get rid of him.
@pancon59 ай бұрын
Liam Lawesome needs to get a seat. 💪💪
@malcolm88599 ай бұрын
BOTTAS CATCHING STRAYS How did Magnussen dodge your wrath?
@therodyman7009 ай бұрын
Yuki doing worse every season??? when? he's been getting better and better getting consitent results. Also Lawson is a known dickhead in F2 while Ricciardo is a PR machine
@tomasz94299 ай бұрын
Just when I needed a calm evening after a fucked up Monday, this drops... Deathgrip on my pumpernickel and off we go.
@Coulter.Machining9 ай бұрын
You have to watch these as soon as they are posted. Never know what might not make it on the platform
@ARGDevilDog9 ай бұрын
Thank you for uploading, I was having a crappy day, you are awesome
@skwisgaarskwigelf3319 ай бұрын
Thank you RPM for teaching me new names for Lance Stroll. EDIT: I wrote this before minute 2:30
@officialjulesy9 ай бұрын
RIP to Singapore lizard, shout-out to his family
@diesertobey9 ай бұрын
best start to the week, thank you rpm❤️
@rvx58189 ай бұрын
As I was watching this race last weekend, I knew you would have an absolute field day making this episode 😂😂
@dogred4319 ай бұрын
This has to be one of the worst seasons for a driver in a couple of decades. Stroll is appalling. To think Mick got dropped because he had a few shunts in his FIRST TWO SEASONS and Stroll should be a veteran at this point and is in the 4th best car! At least Mick showed some promise every now and then only to have his shonky Haas break down! Checo has lost his head. That red bull needs a driver like a Webber or Riccardo who will use the unfairness to push them on!
@SrRookPA9 ай бұрын
I think that Liam Lawson would do finely in the redbull
@LouisSubearth9 ай бұрын
Stroll has more accumulated damage than De Vries before he was sacked and started his new life as a Harvard student/professor, but he also has points in the standings, so he can afford to crash.
@mamavswild9 ай бұрын
There’s nothing ‘unfair’ keep crying
@oldscooterguy19 ай бұрын
Yet the French surrendered to themselves in Japan to stay behind the window licker, talk about shite!
@thecompanioncube42119 ай бұрын
Money Money Money Money
@yahyasiddique26059 ай бұрын
Love it when you say USAMA-BIN-RUSSEL. Idk why it's just hilarous. Also I like the new setup. Though I still miss the car and the garage. Liked watching you struggle to deliver the video from the car. Added to the experience. However this might still grow on me. Keep it up!
@iest-o9k9 ай бұрын
There’s so much I love about this channel. I crease up every time he says Osama bin Russell or Poois Pamilton 😂
@alentuco9 ай бұрын
That DRS feed to Lando from Carlos was pure genius. Wonder why it was not mentioned... Anyways, great vid, keep`em coming. RIP Lizzy. Shoutout to his family.
@miricostanti9 ай бұрын
I was waiting for this video exactly for Big Brain Sainz
@MrCanadaben9 ай бұрын
I feel kind of offended that you didn't mention Sainz' masterclass strategy when he and Norris was threatened by the regime :P
@jay-ham56499 ай бұрын
The Wehrmacht song @ 7:24 had me dead 😂
@maxistofman9 ай бұрын
R.I.P. lizard, shoutout to its family
@Upis123439 ай бұрын
Loving this new format, keep it up ya crazy bastard
@Seafairy933 ай бұрын
I LOVE that I can watch a videofrom last season, or even before that, and RPM reviews are AKUALEE ENTRTAININ
@Xenochrome9 ай бұрын
One day, while doing nothing particularly out of the ordinary, because of natural laws he was completely powerless to understand or intuit, he was instantly killed in a horrifying way by forces vastly in excess of anything he was ever designed to experience. In this we are more like him than different. RIP lizard frend.
@OboeCanAm9 ай бұрын
Excellent, informed commentary and analysis.
@marvinracer889 ай бұрын
is it as good as paul di resta's, tho?
@OboeCanAm9 ай бұрын
@@marvinracer88 Comparing anyone to P. dR. is meaningless. He is the GOAT.
@iMineYouDont9 ай бұрын
I don’t think I’ve lost it harder then when you gave your description on Stroll 😂🤙🏽
@landonnguyen85609 ай бұрын
I’m so glad I just found this channel. Just gained a subscriber
@bomb_kaboom9 ай бұрын
I just burst into tears whenever he uploads like. Sensational
@Aldiyawak9 ай бұрын
REPTILE DYSFUNCTION 😂😂 Also Red Bull and Singapore are mortal enemies atp.
@cortexium98829 ай бұрын
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
@DiegoSantos-yk9xv9 ай бұрын
2:42 perfect desktop backround for working in an office! Thx mate!😎 Special vibes when Lizzy gave you that lapdance😂
@matyasrakosi31009 ай бұрын
looking forward to his reaction to the japanese gp with a double red bull dnf while max still wins. also, sad he didnt really mention Lawson scoring 2 points
@davyjagt1469 ай бұрын
We need a new video mate!
@LOGEZZZZZBRO9 ай бұрын
This is everything I needed today.
@liammacgregor15469 ай бұрын
RPM post's and i get genuine happiness for some time. Keep going dude 😎👌. High five from Scotland ❤️
@Camgm9 ай бұрын
Even as a West Ham supporter I have no problem with it being used to describe Lance 😂
@glaikan35899 ай бұрын
Don't ask me why I watched it two times in a row
@samuelivascu76339 ай бұрын
I always save rocket's videos for my morning coffee because then I can be sure that my day starts with a smile
@lordanubis59659 ай бұрын
My favourite part of this is the balanced piece on Stroll. You kept all emotion and bias out of it and just dealt with the facts.
@flowersstreet1319 ай бұрын
To be fair, Russell was projected a podium
@LouisSubearth9 ай бұрын
But life had other plans, like projecting him into a barrier.
@andrewspiers54489 ай бұрын
@@LouisSubearth Are you two a double act...?
@buckyohare43412 ай бұрын
Reptile disfunction made me drop the files at work 😂
@chucky88949 ай бұрын
This is the best one yet!
@Thabawzgamer9 ай бұрын
I want a minute of silence for mohawk. He is losing his sanity for the greater good. Stay strong my guy. Better days will come❤