(Aston Martin enters the chat)

Sha la la
La la la
Ooooo oo
Everybody
Shake your body
F1 is back for 2023
Red bull are taking the actual piss been 1 second a lap faster than everybody else
But who cares
We’ve got a more exciting battle
Fernando sigmalonso
Osama bin latte boi
And lewis midfieldmilton
The 3 of them came together at the Bahrain Grand Prix so I do my usual in depth technical analysis and I stay calm the whole time
Also, slight correction
I believe Naomi sniff was actually taking the piss out of the other commentator who said ‘is it encouraging’
So perhaps it is Natalie Pinkham who is possessed by the devil
Either way somebody’s getting an exorcism
What else
…
Idk
Did you see the Mercedes ransom note they put out cos their fans where raging at them
Saying ‘no hard feelings if you’re not along for the journey’
Lol
But I thought the Mercedes shaggers where all ‘love & peace’
We all know thats a load of bollocks
Mercedes fans literally brush their teeth with a bar of soap
What else
Ooo I know
Im currently building a new shed
Cos the old one had a wasp nest under the floor
And because im a BIZness man entrepreneur im using this as an opportunity to make the brand new shed into a studio for my podcast
And we're almost at 2000 mohawk sympathisers on the Patreon so well done everybody
You’re funding the Sheffield mafia
K luv u bye xxx

[@juli7xxxxx]

Merc went from "We win together, we lose together" to "Someone's head needs to roll" real quick

[@mongo_sk]

Hamilton went from "we" to "they" real quick.

[@garyclarkiii730]

Why I’ve always hated them, it’s so sad to see the subreddit so blinded and worshipping of Hamilton, you can’t ever bring this shit up, lest they come up with 7 different copes and then end off with calling you a racist for daring to criticize “SIr LeWiS”. I cant wait till this fuck retires so all the dickriders can finally piss off

[@AZBCDEE]

@@mongo_sk how many titles and wins did your goat have again? Whingestappen fans are funny

[@ischwhit6747]

​@@AZBCDEETeamLH has no grounds on this channel 💀

[@mattBLACKpunk]

@@AZBCDEE yes, being a verstappen Stan is the only reason someone might not like lewis

[@guusputten4880]

"You don't have to quit and go to ferrari" now THAT is foreshadowing

[@Frost3z]

That uh... that aged quite well...

[@UncleRuckusEnjoyer]

As a member of the ferrari bipolar disorder fanboi group, I dont want teamLH on our side :(

[@kimdahyunnie]

@@UncleRuckusEnjoyerso sad, you now have a black midfieldmilton

[@user-fc4jd4fu6q]

- Di Resta gone - Mercedes shit - Alonso podium Nature is healing.

[@Fred_the_1996]

hell yeah

[@AbrIckWaII]

-McLaren I don't even want to what happened

[@thewingedhussar4969]

Don’t tell team lewis

[@ben-jam-in6941]

Yes Mother Earth is taking care of herself I think.

[@zinddy]

Onyl the peak italianism is still around

[@The_ZeroLine]

7:29 - every prediction came true: -Hamilton goes to Ferrari -RBR won every race (basically) -Mike Elliott was 🔥 at the stake

[@christiandavehilario5051]

Unfortunately, Esteban Ocon cannot join in the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix because he's still serving his penalty in Bahrain..

[@Weimerica8841]

In such case, he should be penalized for taking so long to take his penalites

[@jordon492]

Nice copy and paste there from a meme you probably saw on Instagram or twitter

[@rubensmith5521]

​@@jordon492 yes😂

[@Sc0tt_e]

@@jordon492 r/formuladank I believe

[@RxseF1-13]

@@jordon492 Or, more likely, they happened to make the same joke as the meme without having seen it before 🤷

[@Alexhoning]

This man is legit the best thing to ever happen to F1. 96.69% of my excitement for this season is encompassed by these epic lunatic rants. On absolute top form right out the gate. Cried laughing mate.

[@Kektamusprime]

bro I just found him cant wait for this coming season haha

[@birdshaw3253]

BY FAR the best F1 content on all of the internet.

[@happylittlesynth]

FACT

[@fireinthenight9028]

Undisputed

[@markcrorrigan]

No one comes close

[@praetorian3902]

After thinking about it I have to agree. If I had to pick one F1 channel and discard all the others it would be this one.

[@leomuller2841]

" He FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKS it down the inside into turn 4 " 😂

[@fidorover]

I've been on KZbin since 2006, and this has become -- by far -- my favorite KZbin channel. Funniest vids on KZbin, nothing comes close. You're a comic genius, sir.

[@-socialcredit]

Been waiting for this banger for 2 weeks and you never disappoint

[@vr861]

Yeah, and it was better than expected

[@aberamagold7509]

These videos need to be at least 30 minutes long. But that's probably asking for too much. Or is it?

[@Chemigugugator]

Same here mate, same here...

[@came2434]

7:29 This has aged incredibly well 😳 RPM knew all along and was in on it

[@JohnSmithShields]

He is part of the regime.

[@klaaserirl]

Hey, I hope you make one or two videos for each race. Your videos are genuinely making F1 a better experience. A lad who takes the piss out of things we wouldn't notice ourselves.

[@mrgalaxy396]

I think every race is a bit overkill with a calendar as long as this. But whenever there is a major topic or pisstake to cover, he should be on it like my nan on life insurance.

[@LSB001]

Posting a single quote of this video would get you perma-banned on the f1 subreddit. Mods are the most fragile babies on the internet.

[@radiansinus8126]

*takes the piss out of things in style

[@fizzyboy08]

@Ice Bear formuladank is just an anti Hamilton circlejerk, and this is coming from someone who’s favourite driver is unfortunately not on the grid this year :,(

[@Cedwig234]

11:13 the fia report text is absolute gold! you put in all this effort even though few people will pause and read. youre an absolute leg m8

[@mohammadnashitsiddiqui2168]

LMAO thanks for pointing that out 😂

[@bakedbeings]

No wonder Private Ryan was reluctant to accept.

[@sukrutmorje5360]

I really like how he doesn't only review what happened in the race but also all the media stuff that happens around the race. By the way, I really appreciate the frame by frame remake of the Lance Stroll's accident at 3:35.

[@kylemitchell2052]

Alonso made everyone look like fools when he was in the TS050 back in 2018-19. I'm not shocked that he's still incredible.

[@CHERN0BYLCH1LD]

He’s got potential this Alonso kid

[@madmanf1179]

maybe he should go win 2 championships and deserve more

[@kapitanOsveta]

Sure hes young, but i can see big things coming in his future

[@stpbasss3773]

He gets a couple years experience and he'll be dangerous

[@EyePatchGuy88]

He's the future of F1.

[@haku7335]

Defo

[@jamesgagne7895]

For the best F1 commentary on the internet

[@kipmorgan04]

When the world needed him most, he did not disappoint.

[@trevkay.]

And now they poached Adrian f'n Newey...

[@marcostone8078]

Won’t win them the championship

[@unknownkittenpro]

@@marcostone8078 it can

[@burgadahz17]

​@@marcostone8078I'm smelling fear.

[@tonydefas6933]

I’ve noticed I get more excited for RPM video drops than actual race week

[@ShawnFX]

Hope he uploads more in April, that's gonna be a painful month

[@praetorian3902]

@@ShawnFX Why painful ?

[@josipristic]

@@praetorian3902 ​ Because it will be almost 4 weeks between the races.

[@praetorian3902]

@@josipristic Ah I get it now. Thanks.

[@AmoDk87_pHuN]

Me too!

[@joshuadoland5479]

Rocket powered Mohawk slow decent into madness is incredible to watch

[@h4y13y6]

I wasn’t expecting the “computer says no” on the mclaren steering wheel 😭💀

[@timbaleno9269]

“Hamilton could go to Ferrari” man, who could have thought that would actually happen?

[@Nathi98]

Esteban getting hit with penalties as Pierre - who drove his first race outside of Red Bull & first in 4 seasons with a Renault engine - gained 11 positions will never not be insane to me

[@antonkirilenko3116]

FIA have mistaken Gasly with Ocon. They meant to slap the penalties to Gasly, like they did in the end of last season

[@Nathi98]

@@antonkirilenko3116 They want to wait to hit him with a race ban until he qualifies for 4th or higher Cuz he didn't slow for yellows at the click of their fingers or something even more stupid

[@CybrMyth]

Spoiler: Lewis Hamilton went to Ferrari anyways 😂

[@bravo9899]

George will forever be known as lattee boy

[@mohammadnashitsiddiqui2168]

*Osama bin Latte boi

[@sanfordcurtis8242]

*Osama Bin Tory Latte Boy

[@BopPop42]

Not a real boy*

[@chazmyster]

milkybar latte boy

[@TillURide420]

Woody

[@drumcott]

I don’t even watch f1 (yet) but this is the single best Chanel on KZbin. The content is fucking hilarious and the lore you have of all their alter egos makes each video you watch funnier. Thank you so fucking much for this top tier content mate 🫡🔥

[@soupfork2105]

I absolutely loved the Ferrari impression you did from 03:34 - 03:58

[@ZaksGamingLab]

😂

[@ForelliBoy]

panasonic TV box...TOYOTA F1 REFERENCE

[@centuryhelix8727]

😂😂😂

[@nickcrunchy1291]

This killed me… class work mate! Was in creases the whole way through! Keep up the great work!

[@egewg1207]

Fernando Alonso is massive chad in every way possible

[@bencousins7311]

your not wrong boss

[@PeterWilsom]

this man is the best thing to happen in F1

[@Upsidestrength]

One of my favourite episodes of late. Whatever you did there, keep it going mate.

[@ferrari0323]

Best episode so far❤

[@bakedbeings]

Of latte*

[@600rrcbr7]

I just found your channel a couple days ago and I’ve haven’t laughed this hard watching anything for awhile. Hilarious and meaningful. Good combo

[@Squeezy01]

The "computer says no" caught me so offguard I nearly choked on my dinner 🤣🤣

[@encryptico]

I'm pretty sure I was not the only one checking RPM's channel every day since the race ended to finally watch the true race weekend review. It took almost a week but it was totally fcking worth it. Btw, Sigmalonso getting 53% of the votes for driver of the day really made my weekend even better. I don't think I've ever seen a percentage so high in all these years. Also, Merry Christmas.

[@J4mezlo]

Sigmalonso still in his Prime

[@irmaobarbado]

He was never out of it's prime

[@stableianF1oracle]

Only found your channel yesterday and watched 20 vids in a row and pissing myself. Best ever …. Screw the other channels 😂

[@caldosan5823]

Put Lance Stroll up for adoption…. Shout out to his new Family.

[@cl1667]

This guy is so unbelievably talented in his content creation it’s insane

[@seelim9529]

Now we're talking

[@swisscookieman]

we're*

[@TERRY_MCLAURIN]

@@swisscookiemannobody likes grammar correctors lol

[@ziepex7009]

@@TERRY_MCLAURIN i do

[@seelim9529]

I'm not a natural speaker😩

[@crephcrafterlp4899]

(edited)

[@arcticfoam5480]

You are probably my new favorite channel, rpm. Keep up the excellent work. The pacing and humor in your videos are perfect

[@NitBlitz]

The commentary on the racing "he fucks it up in the inside" absolute legend!!!💪🏼

[@Chabot1801]

can we talk bout how strong that AM wing is after Stroll hit Alonso. The wing didnt break and alonso tire didnt puncture.. Absolute tank. Edit: And it was a pretty hard hit as well.

[@zenbamboo7978]

Hah! I love that everything I was happen in the race, I said "RPM has to cover this stuff" and he did in SPECTACULAR fashion! Absolutely love it, mate! Champion job!

[@Morganemilygames]

I appreciated the 13 minute reprieve from my depression, then I remembered I’m a Mercedes fan. Excellent round up, sir!

[@praetorian3902]

Still better than being a Ferrari fan.

[@Isaackariuki775]

Never have I ever seen Rocket so enthusiastic.

[@ferrari0323]

Seems like he was an Alonso Agent all along... He was born for this moment in history !

[@zwickauracingworks]

7:28 has aged beautifully with Lewis deciding to finally abandon the sinking ship known as Mercedes

[@230monsta]

Yooo there's no way in the world you can be this purely entertaining my guy seriously your everything great that compliments my f1 season lol I need more stuff like you getting bundled behind the car/workplace and don't ever switch up the car/workplace that's it brother you got it

[@asieribanez4866]

As Spanish and Alonso fan since I have memory this is the best video I have seen about Fernando in AM.😂😂😂😂😂

[@StephenLMW]

COMPUTER SAYS NOOO 😂😂😂 you crack me up mate

[@rosemarygonzalez6010]

0:24 that remark couldn't be more true after Brazil

[@Flying_Fetus]

1yr later... This one aged... Entrezting

[@AllTizzNoRizz]

What a promising young racing talent, this Fernando Alonso.

[@Dan_074]

What a great video. Well put together, Absolutely hilarious and gives us the rundown of what heppened in the last race. Great work mate. Looking forward to the Saudi GP review.

[@Based-Cat88]

Here before KZbin takes it down

[@sanfordcurtis8242]

I’m here before the woke wet wipes of F1 Twitter get offended 😂😂

[@piuthemagicman]

They don't have the balls - one video was taken down for a minute but only because of teamLH flagging it

[@Based-Cat88]

​@@sanfordcurtis8242 to late your comment got sh4d0w b4nn3d 😂

[@mczulian603]

Love your videos man!!! Hope this year you can do a rage against the grand prix for every single one!! Sending much love and appreciation for making the F1 content we all need!!!!

[@ThunderDawg89]

It'll be kind of boring seeing that Max could potentially win every race by 20+ seconds. It'll be pretty great but shit as a spectacle.

[@arthmehta7849]

7:29 This aged well 😂

[@z4yn_12]

I think we all came back here after Newey was announced at Aston Martin

[@96wtfomg]

Funny thing is Aston wasn't even 7th when he made the move. They were 9th, talk about a leap of faith

[@Triggernlfrl]

Probely more a leap of money

[@mohammadnashitsiddiqui2168]

​@@Triggernlfrl he takes a much smaller salary tho

[@dylan__dog]

he had that feeling AMR & Vettel could be the new Mercedes & Schumi given all the investment and talented people they recruited

[@djoetma]

@@dylan__dog It's not AMR. It's not officially the AM team, AM sponsors it. Also, they were building a huge infrastructure and they have been doing it for years. And Schumacher ws gone for a year before they became fast and this was based on the engine. Schumacher had nothing to do with it. Rosberg and Hamilton did the feedback in 2013. And since Hamilton didn't want Rosberg to copy his data, it was probably mostly Hamilton. Honestly, a driver can only do so much. It's the engineers who do everything and then the driver can let his preferences know and then in the end stage when they test the car give feedback on how the car could be improved. Aston Martin got Dan Fallows in, who designed last year's Red Bull for a huge part. He's probably the main factor. Also Andy Green has been designing cars for a low budget for years so he might've helped getting things done within the budgetcap.

[@WayStedYou]

@@Triggernlfrl he took a pay cut to move there

[@BoredInAfrica]

Is anyone else suffering with the wait for his next video I've watched this video like 9 times in hope for the next

[@GothPaoki]

Totos apologies for Mercedes poor performance remind me of the bp president in South park. The"We're sorry" catchphrase will probably be a very common statement in Mercedes this year.

[@slothomatic]

Honestly I end up watching your videos 3 or 4 times each so I can take it all in. That's not a bug, that's a feature. It wasn't until the third watch that I actually paused and read the text on the release about Ocon being disqualified and it was magical.

[@aidanm131]

I don't know what to say I've never been this early. THE NERVE

[@iceolatorstyle3065]

one of the best vids you've made made me crack up! Love you bro keep making funny vids

[@Redflag_F1]

I died on the “computer says no…” 😂😂😂

[@aryotaheri7421]

This man never fails to blow my expectations out of the water. Straight fire content mate, thanks for all the effort

[@murder_inc4681]

its a good day when rpm uploads! love ya mate!

[@maxasaurus3008]

“At least he doesn’t crawl around on the ceiling “ 😂😂😂

[@mattBLACKpunk]

That message to the alpine team boss was a work of art

[@ImagikaAli]

Dude literally thanks for posting , I was super down , now happy

[@monarch808s6]

Let’s gooo. New video to watch while at work

[@ethanwatt-dz3xq]

Your delivery is absolutely gold. Idk what it is about the way you say “Aston Martin, is… proper-shit mate”. *chefs kiss* mwa

[@idek_man007]

HE IS BACK… AND DELIVERED ON HIS PROMISE… THIS IS WHAT HE DOES… THIS IS WHO HE IS

[@Funkengr00ven]

I don't know how I stumbled upon your channel, but I'm glad I did. Keep up the great work

[@zongorslashcore2060]

This is gonna be an amazing year for the channel. This was fucking so funny

[@mb5970]

This is a level of comedy I not often encounter - It's the good stuff.

[@stocklee]

I love how he just moved himself behind the vacuums and screamed from back there

[@tjcadotte37]

You are the GOAT of F1 content. So. Damn. Hilarious. Man you really do make me laugh harder than ANY other channel on the platform. I’m literally greatful I found your channel lol don’t care how goofy that sounds it’s the truth

[@billbino6560]

This man’s videos keep getting better too. We’re witnessing history!

[@zallas_99]

RPM just gets better & better with each video, I love it!

[@lapchino4757]

This is the only youtube channel making me laugh out loud

[@yamanesg]

The only person who actually writes a description under the video and writes something that is nice to read! Love to see it

[@ronanhannon1951]

That Ferrari threat looking too real in hindsight👀 7:45

[@jenco2908]

Best F1 content on KZbin, I just wish you would upload more frequently, keep em coming.

[@ahmedben9532]

Man keeping the legacy of latifi alive 🙌 mad respect

[@deanfarrimond7543]

Did anyone else actually pause and read the fia penalty statement. Glorious stuff

[@bilalbashir7457]

Bro, I can't take these videos. I'm dying from laughter over here.

[@andreixperience]

I'm in shock how good this channel is. Bonkers , I'm laughing so hard.

[@no-jb5vu]

alonso still goating at his 43

[@TheLemps2012]

RPM and Peter Windsor are all I need each race! 🤣😂 by FAR the best F1 commentary on YT. Love this shit. Brilliant!

[@evilution_ltd]

And now Aston Martin have poached the aerodynamic OG chad.

[@iSparkx]

I'll admit, this is my first video I've watched on this channel, and the last thing I expected was to see Daddy Stroll transform into the Führer, Russell be called Latte boy and Aston Martin become a threat to Western Democracy. Subbed

[@NPW007]

"Lewis Hamilton could quit Mercedes for Ferrari" yeah that's called foreshadowing

[@19craig93]

why is this channel so good, a one man show with what looks like dollarama equipment. love it.

[@garyclarkiii730]

Chad Sigmalonso vs Poois Midfieldmilton, this season gonna be great

[@benhuebner188]

Absolute BANGER to start the season RPM!!! Keep it up lad!

[@12akhaSatyahadi]

This is the greatest piece of journalism since Sky Sports f1 announced that pual di resta will be leaving

[@casparmh6265]

Every time a new video you post comes up on my KZbin it’s the first thing I watch as I know it’s going to be a banger 💥

[@karningham2849]

God damnit this is the best f1 content out currently 😂

[@formula9617]

Oh how I’ve been waiting for this. Have not disappointed! 🎉

[@MichaelG.L.26]

IM CRYING MAN YOU ARE THE BEST CHAMP! 😂 MUCH LOVE FROM CANADA 🇨🇦 ❤