The Mercedes Nervous Breakdown

Josie's on a va-ca-tion faaarr aaa way
come around and talk it Ohh ver
so MEN ee things that I wan er say
u know I like my girls a little biiiit older
I just wanna use your love
2 niiiiiiiiiii ight
(guitar riff)
(enter harmony)
I dont wanna lose your love
2 niiiiiiiii ight
(drum fill)
(flips table)
(karate kicks air)
(vibe)
document:
media.defense.gov/2017/Dec/28...
cult:
patreon.com/RPMF1?...

[@Rocketpoweredmohawk]

this is the original back online cos they un-nuked it, well, slightly, it’s not age gated so that’s something, baby nuke so it’s even cuter 🫠

[@DriveforFive07]

The absolute NERVE of KZbin to mess with this art.

[@PalmettoPrecision]

Don’t know how you do it.. 6 family members who know NOTHING about Formula 1 were rolling in my living room after 5 minutes. Pure platinum content

[@lewiscampbell8973]

RIP funny Mohawk man shout out to his family

[@madkent_]

Can u start a 2nd channel we can follow for when this one inevitably gets pulled?

[@gezicht22]

Just a heads up but the pitstop boys have brought out another banger! Vamos Fernando! Thought you might want to know.. Or not, I don't care.

[@willjackson6522]

The fact that I didn’t even flinch when you began a video by comparing a minor incident between some racing drivers to a genocidal dictator invading a sovereign nation really proves that the RPM-brand of desensitisation is very effective

[@cyan_oxy6734]

The way he put it is wrong though. 6 Mio people died in the Holocaust. If you count the whole war it's like 10x more.

[@wmethshitlord3421]

And the fact everyone thinks Hitler was the worst is proof conditioning is very effective

[@louKushh]

you see, its actually a good thing when you get your vagina surgically removed. bravo 👏 👏 👏

[@nottherealChickenJoe]

As somebody from Germany this is even more ridiculous because if he was saying this stuff in German, he would not be on the platform anymore or I probably wouldn’t watch. But because it’s English and RPM it’s somehow funny 😂

[@clarysstoryboard3317]

​@@nottherealChickenJoengl, NetzDG would probably ram him up the arse sooner rather than later if he had a German audience...

[@Amm17ar]

The Osama bin Russel jokes will never get old lol. The buildings fullly turned into those planes, I swear.

[@scott4207]

That’s some dangerous sky-scraping man!

[@ArielGonzalez1]

osama bin latte boy fits better

[@illbeV]

That's the North tower. If you look closely at the South tower, you can clearly see it pushing Osama Bin Russel's plane off the flight track

[@urnan8626]

sorry but what does it mean, like why do people call him that?

[@timotheechalametstan899]

@@urnan8626 i have the same question

[@LeCharles07]

Saying "Lance Stroll is good looking" is basically the same as saying "I have an eyebrow fetish".

[@luizarthurbrito]

And his voice is the most annoying thing on planet earth.

[@irishwristwatch2487]

Absolutely smashing their bean to Lamce Stroll and Charlie from Busted

[@xenteko7249]

_"Settle down, Craig. He's not gonna shag you. You're not his sister"_ Lmfao.

[@robimedina2979]

Hey I have that fetish :0

[@LeCharles07]

@@robimedina2979 I'm not kink shaming, just pointing out the obvious. ;)

[@thewarsztat4858]

So not only has Aston Martin resorted to weather modification to stay ahead of Mercedes, but now they’ve lit the forests on fire

[@merbuhk]

They really went from Seb and "let's protect this beautiful world", to Fernando and "if the price to be successful is to burn this world, so be it!"

[@ArielGonzalez1]

daddy stroll really took the ''a threat to western democracy'' to a whole new level

[@irishwristwatch2487]

*glances at Ferrari* "Some men just want to watch the world burn, Master Stroll"

[@8tonystark8]

*Astroll Martin

[@amir_oates]

It's very fitting that the Canadian Grand Prix coming up will be hell on earth, literally with all the forestfires and being Stroll's home race.

[@Glegh]

If I dont see any fires i will storm the fia headquarters saying the gp is fake

[@felixtherien3813]

Im from Montreal and the weather forecast is only rain! Gonna be a fun one!!

[@lbedoya13]

And Aston Martin bring upgrades. What could go wrong?

[@MapleShrimp]

Is gon rain!

[@mkevilempire]

I'm looking forward to some pancakes with maple syrup

[@jonnywalker3208]

"It's basically a Mercedes, but without regime vibes" I'm fucking dead lad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@daveclawson8136]

You have to have an extremely high IQ to understand why Lance Stroll is such a great driver. With every year the number of GPs increasing, Lance understands that it's a marathon, and not a sprint. By finishing outside the top 10 or binning it into the wall, he's actually just conserving energy for races later in the season. Come Abu Dhabi in November, everyone will be tired and wont have the energy to give it their all. But Lance will. Lance will have only done half the laps everyone else has done this season, and with all that conserved energy, he'll win in a landslide.

[@grahamduensing121]

Josh reveall may be right!

[@tavirosu25]

How can he maintain all that "high energy" when his sister always get's stuck under the bed or in the washing machine?!

[@iraklikodua9051]

more like Dave Clownson

[@daveclawson8136]

@@tavirosu25 incestual sex grants him powers that society isnt ready to acknowledge yet.

[@irishwristwatch2487]

I have an actual, legitimate theory as to why Lance Stroll is where he is. Let me kbow if you wanna hear it because its a) long and b) insane.

[@Triznac52]

Dude you are fuckn hilarious, but the same time critically honest. Best channel on KZbin

[@ShawnFX]

Never did I thought there would a youtube channel that talks about three things I love so much in the same videos F1 + comedy + conspiracies😂 RPM is a legend!!

[@hjooy]

Just forget about the race. Watch RPM.👌

[@Triznac52]

His critique of Vich Tits will go down as legend.

[@JDYTC]

I don’t know about the best, but absolutely the funniest in sports. The umpteenth proof of Britons being the funniest people on earth. On top of that I really like that he is one if the few Britons in F1-a British sport-that isn’t blatantly biased.

[@AndyFromBeaverton]

@Traverse The channel is gone! F-ing ToeToe

[@gojirabeaver9105]

The fact this man printed out a genuine US document that’s publicly available about weather control to justify his F1 takes is the greatest thing ever 😂😂😂

[@favianmadrid6345]

“Science!!!”

[@YouLikeBosch]

That principal meeting was one of the most bizarre things I've ever been privileged to watch in F1. So strange.

[@Dragonpuncher123]

People love to hate on DTS, but it brings some great behind the scenes footage at times.

[@notaspeck6104]

@@Dragonpuncher123 but to be fair they probably aren't acting the same with a bunch of cameras around

[@Dragonpuncher123]

@@notaspeck6104 Probably depends on who it is. Steiner have said he quickly just forgets there are camera's there. And they are working in a high pressure and fast moving environment where you don't always have the luxury of thinking about what's on tape. It does affect some things for sure, but that can be interesting in itself.

[@fgoindarkg]

And the fact that it was recorded and broadcast suggests that Toto Wolf (2 dog names?) is the Kanye West of formula eine.

[@Holoflux]

I have to say i love the slightly more serious journalistic approach of telling what actually went on while still keeping up the classic RPM demonitization humour Keep it up legend Edit: The mad lad actually linked the document

[@xdR00d]

8:15 "Yeah toto you're not the only one with a printer" my me laugh so fucking hard I forgot my jaw was sore from a operation

[@TheGremlinsParadise]

Nah just Mercedes its way to share the pain with its audience :P Wishing you well duck, get a speedy recovery!

[@illbeV]

'I forgot my jaw was sore from a operation'...oooh we're calling it an 'operation' now, aren't we?

[@xdR00d]

@@illbeV I mean my tooth was rotting whilest still being in the jaw bone itself so yeah it was an actual operation

[@illbeV]

@@xdR00d Mine was a sexual innuendo. Jeez Louise!

[@dancoltonguitar]

"because Adrian Newey spent the winter doing cocaine off his drawing table and now the Red Bull is a fucking time machine" 💀

[@porhaltavaneppe]

I heard a guy say how Horner was a clown during the team principle meeting. I almost died of laughter. Like Toto wasn't yelling at them for being unable to fix his own car.

[@JuliusBriggs]

the only good thing that came out of those meetings was Günther being Günther

[@porhaltavaneppe]

@@JuliusBriggs entschuldigung professor!

[@JuliusBriggs]

@@porhaltavaneppe time to go porpoising

[@porhaltavaneppe]

@@JuliusBriggs we are not all killers here

[@chazchatfield]

Horner and Toto are a right pair of tits tbf.

[@YourContentSucks.]

RPM is literally the only reason I give a shite about F1. Please don't ever stop or change.

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

The greatest mind of Great Britain graces us with a new upload, crikey. Edit: I hope your MG convertible is doing fine, haven't seen it in the last videos

[@e2rqey]

If there is one thing that can bring Team LH and the Verstappen Shaggers together..... it's laughing at the Stroll Shortbus

[@FronezGez3592]

True

[@HandSnipezz]

"Stop brushing your teeth with a bar of soap, it's not the same thing" this is the best line on the internet in a while lmao

[@raheemabdul1066]

this was for you then 4:17

[@budthecyborg4575]

I have a feeling the reason this video is being pummeled in the algorithm is just because RPM referenced every major controversy in the last 100 years.

[@Cryous]

Pretty sure this RPM is AI, he didn’t mention Diana

[@hamza-chaudhry]

Man watching those pictures of Alonso at the start of the season in Bahrain, making phenomenal overtakes, just brings a smile to my face

[@thefitpremed]

This channel deserves way more recognition as the best commentary in the world.

[@CinHalCedHerChance]

It's' really too bad the majority of people are too stupid to understand satire and don't have any sense of humour, it's why he's not AS popular as he could be. If only he made stupid jokes and pranks, then it'd be an entirely different story. But I suspect over time he'll do well.

[@BirrDetonator1989]

It's up to us to push him. Recommend him to your mates, share on socials. We can do it.

[@hmp01]

​@@CinHalCedHerChance damn bro you got a whole 2 people to agree with your stupid opinion, congratulations

[@marvinracer88]

he deserves it and he will get it. No doubt.

[@stanislawrybinski]

i admire your ability to pack so many facts and jokes into a 13-minute video, bravo!

[@CinHalCedHerChance]

Who said these were jokes?

[@Identicalthings]

My personal theory explaining Stroll's placement in Spain is that his sister promised that if he finished in the points, they could do it in his favorite position once he's home

[@ralkrey9526]

Alabama intensifies 💀💀💀

[@farhanrahman7119]

W honestly

[@citizencreeps7086]

I came faster than Lance Stroll seeing his sister at the family summer BBQ

[@realistic_delinquent]

OH GOD PLEASE NO

[@MrXCRunner24]

I have been saying for years I was going to get into F1 via Drive to Survive and only now after discovering a man from Sheffield sitting in his garage have I finally fallen in love with this crazy ass sport. Haven't binge watched so much content so many times over in a long time. Thank you for your service and your bravery. I salute you.

[@ENGR889]

I just love how he gets more and more out of the frame being in a bathtub full of random stuff over time and the edit coming with all of it, it’s so fried and I love it!

[@cmsxboi]

12:18 hardest I’ve laughed all week, don’t ever stop with these videos. I can tell a lot of editing went in to this and it was all worth it!!! Love the chaos

[@jonasbindslev9894]

You better believe im dropping everything to watch this right now

[@prefect742]

My day was acutely distressful until this came out

[@micsunday14]

I cant believe these videos are getting even funnier. Please dont stop

[@3Phntm]

Just when I was about to point out the lack of a certain event that occurred in the first two weeks of September 2011, Lord Mohawk gave us that gem of a clip at the end. A true artist.

[@mandalorian1402]

The Adrian Newey jokes genuinely had me in fucking tears. “Took so much coke he turned the RB19 into a fucking Time Machine is beautiful”

[@michaelg-l8786]

Taking some bong hits while listening to you might be the greatest thing to do on earth! You got me crying everytime! 😂😂😂

[@TheGremlinsParadise]

Enjoy the bong Michael :D

[@officermofiz4600]

"It was basically Mercedes but without regime vibes" 😂😂😂

[@hamza-chaudhry]

7:31 Alonso probably would've also got a podium in Azerbaijan, had his DRS been working in qualifying

[@hamza-chaudhry]

7:10 12:33

[@cbrdealer]

Did you go to jail or something mate? Where are the videos? This is some of the best content on youtube! We need more!

[@tjquimby5519]

The two best combinations: RPM and a Mercedes video

[@Siegfried_drachentoter]

Ironically Adolf used to go under the pseudonym Herr Wolff when evading the police - a coincidence I think not 🤔

[@mohammadnashitsiddiqui2168]

Guess it's an Austrian thing

[@clarysstoryboard3317]

The thing about Stroll is that in spite of him starting to show some sustained improvement in his skills, his learning curve is not nearly steep enough for F1. He's been driving in F1 since 2017 and anyone else would've been long gone. I get that it's nice for Lance to have a parent who supports him so fiercely and I'm honestly happy to see him improving but it kinda hurts to think about where AM might be able to get in the championships with a different driver who has the pressure to perform and how many drivers, new and old, we didn't get to see have their chance to show what they can do.

[@brycehenderson9866]

Can you imagine Seb and God Lonso as teammates? This season would be drastically different.

[@al_zaizal]

i hate this comment because it's kind of nepotism. if AMR REALLY want to beat Mercedes and become WCC in the future, just be professional.

[@clarysstoryboard3317]

@@brycehenderson9866 actual god-tier combo

[@clarysstoryboard3317]

@@al_zaizal yeah, ofc it's nepotism, that's what it's always been. but we live in late-stage capitalism and this is sadly how things are - don't get mad at me for it.

[@LulaJake]

The year before Lance entered F1, daddy had 3 engines built from scratch so he could practice in a 4 year old Williams. Cost £30-50million.

[@yerdaasellsavon4068]

5 seconds in and we’re already looking at a comparison between Mercedes and Hitler. RPM is really the gift that keeps on giving 😂

[@richardpatton2502]

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar Best channel ever All the best to everyone

[@jn4kp1]

Amén sir, where nowadays where can you find a PROPERLY educated fella with the exact touch of spicy humor? We can only be grateful. Cheers to you my friend, Bests.

[@uofmemphis11]

This dude is too funny man. Quickly turning into one of my favorite F1 channels. Quality entertainment. 😂

[@mattjamesofc]

I love how you just throw in underground American history. Really makes the show for me as American

[@onelife4990]

Weather modifications logic is brilliant, reminds me of Jeremy Clarkson's common sense

[@Vlog4dogs]

Ive never liked f1 but these videos make me cry laughing and now im into f1...

[@garythefishable]

This guy is basically an F1 comment section come to life.

[@freakysquirrel7218]

@@garythefishable This man is basically r/formuladank but somehow more honest

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

​@@freakysquirrel7218 Without the cringey mods

[@jn4kp1]

+his storytelling is brilliant. +adds inteligent dark humor, which in r/ is 404 not found.

[@JDYTC]

There is currently no channel that makes me laugh out loud so much, so loud and so consistently as this one.

[@Sabino-bn2uq]

12:20 holy fuck m8 this is hilarious. Im currently stuck at home because my knee is broken and i watched all of your videos ( i found your channel this morning) and i have not laughed at any youtuber content like this in years, seriously brutal humor i love it. Subscribed cant wait for more. 👍

[@danpaton9744]

If this stays up longer than a few hours I’ll be staggered. Elite content as always

[@lilcoolcat]

I love how these videos are so far off the wall yet somehow manages to get me the most accurate information out there. top notch!

[@johanntheo6728]

Alonso said in the race Stoll doesn't need to worry, he won't pass him... So again, Alonso is keeping the team together.

[@zxr-cade2026]

A Mercedes piss take is just golden especially when it’s coming from you mate

[@Mobile-iw7ot]

RPM your analogies are second to none 👏👏👏

[@lucioramos6063]

Oh my god you are the fucking most entertaining person around f1 world and a great story teller and journalist. Supports from Brazil 🇧🇷

[@my_dad_came_back_with_milk]

I regularly come back to this video to cure my depression

[@jsnadrian]

i keep coming back to this video. it's perfect. RPM, you beautiful artist.

[@MrK1ckAsss]

Mate I just found this channel 3 videos ago, I love the vibe, I love the accent, I love the backdrop, my guy keep continuing your style in your videos! Peace!

[@dr.joeldias5184]

This channel will forever be my all time favourite F1 channel. What an absolute legend

[@krokettenclips9070]

A friend told me about this dude, since my humor is pretty cracked. He was right. Probably one of my favorite channels out there

[@scroombler]

Thank you for posting, I've been waiting

[@dragonisa108]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BRITISH MOHAWK MAN !!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE RE-UPLOAD !!! DONT LET THE GRIFTERS SILENCE YOU!!! BEST AND FUNNIEST F1 CONTENT I’VE WATCHED IN YEARS!!!

[@-socialcredit]

I'm waiting for Stroll to runover another groundhog like Latifi did last year Gotta keep the tradition up

[@chriskni2821]

I just found your channel and I’m just smitten by your content. It’s so spot on and freaking hilarious. Please never stop, just like stroll will never stop slapping his sisters roast beef in his free time.

[@ashleydallow5645]

Your videos honestly never fail to make me howl in laughter, keep up the class work👍

[@swiat_zofii]

my day has been blessed by a new video of the most iconic person in f1 community

[@illbeV]

Has Latifi posted??

[@Odysseus38]

I need more videos from you in my life, ive already watched your already posted videos like twice each atleast

[@deanoelcapitanno]

Absolutely the greatest 13 minutes of my day today, thank you sir. Subscribed.

[@Budlightenthusiast]

This is the only F1 KZbin channel worth watching! It’s the only one with a fucken personality

[@corrupted8385]

Less than a minute, already love it.

[@mtrps_]

bassed on how well Stroll did in Spain after RPM mocked him in the last vid, Mercedes winning Canada 2023 confirmed 👌👌

[@Xiphactinus]

Inb4 Lewis wins again without leading a single lap

[@djordjebogicevic2998]

These videos are pure gold

[@mclarenbruh.]

man i love this guy's vids, hes got so many crazy theories its actually insane

[@Torero2901]

In this world full of policorrectional institutes and other cancer cultists, your videos are a huge breath of fresh & funny air, highly needed!

[@jn4kp1]

AMEN brother!

[@nickburek1281]

i need more rpm asap, i've rewatched this video 6 times now.

[@James.Jacks0n]

Same 😂

[@ivot1761]

You are absolutely hilarious! I love your humour and your wit. Thanks for the entertaining video.

[@malcubed2327]

This channel grows more unhinged with each video, great work, keep it up

[@hunterreeves6525]

Lmao I’m already looking forward to the return of the “stroll short bus” in these videos 😂

[@shaunthomasgaming]

Love the bath / new set... miss the old intro and car.

[@RapideWombaticus]

Expert analysis that fkn cracks me up. Facts and humour in perfect synergy. Cheers RPM 💪

[@thecook238]

Whenever I see the notification from ya I feel like a kid at Christmas. Thanks to ya this is pure gold!

[@harveyharris8959]

The effort this man puts into his vids is insane! Common RPM W

[@firulaybimbinisio]

Yeah Toto you are not the only one with a printer lol. 😅😅😅😅

[@PbPomper]

It's obvious you put a lot of time and love into these. Love it!

[@81Earthangel]

Your videos are pure art.

[@zein_omg5496]

DUDE WHEN YOU GONNA UPLOUD NEXT

[@Dogusdobedog]

this 2 weeks took way too long... thankfully we finally have a proper breakdown

[@aurice23]

This is the best channel I've found in a while.

[@andreysab3432]

We have been blessed with an upload

[@luismiguelfrutos-frias4792]

I hope AM will be ver competitive. Fernando will be hell of fast, and I hope Stroll does something cuz he is capable

[@johanntheo6728]

Arr you still making videos??? What's up can't!?

[@just_dom144]

Best f1 commentary on the web. Need some comic relief with this sport bruh. 😂

[@Upsidestrength]

Always a treat to watch your videos! THANKS!

[@lookitsdivadan]

A full 8 seconds before hitler is mentioned. Kudos.

[@dsar8727]

Do a video on all your guitar pedal and amps, guitars etc. Would love to see it.

[@460x]

You make the best videos about F1. I wish you were around when I was a kid watching Prost, Piquet, Senna and Mansell. You would have had a field day with those guys.

[@RobertMorodan]

Oh man! I was waiting for your video more like an f1 race weekend

[@mrgittv]

Jesus, Mary and headless Joseph...

[@Jack-1595]

This video hits harder than Osama bin Russell

[@nightjogs7214]

Ure actually crazy and the best thing I’ve seen on KZbin in a long time

[@jonnywalker3208]

Oh god yes! Perfect timing! Just got in, opened a beer and this is the first thing I see! LEGEND!!!!