Rage Quit - Heavy Bullets | Rooster Teeth

This week on Rage Quit, Michael gets hard and heavy in Heavy Bullets for Steam. Does he even lift, bro? Join FIRST to watch episodes early: bit.ly/2wf5zPJ
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[@ze-tophat-gamer1424]

This game looks fun as fuck.

[@svendjensen9365]

Ze-TopHat-Gamer and it is! :D

[@stephenfiler3204]

It is.

[@BadMoody420]

@@stephenfiler3204 is it on steam?

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

@@BadMoody420 Yes. It's still quite fun to dive in and play for a few hours

[@denny141196]

No wonder he got to the third level first run; nothing was damaging him when it should have! He was standing in one place get pelted by turrets!

[@Mooph]

How the hell wasn't he getting hurt for such a long time? The turrets shot right through him and there's no avoiding damage from the snakes if you step on them.

[@Rab1dNarwha1]

As a cashier I can assert I did have to perfect this game to keep my job

[@TorriaHarvie]

Everything is terrifying when you have half a heart.

[@dylanharris1327]

Is that you and your sister or you and your gf?

[@TorriaHarvie]

twin sister

[@TorriaHarvie]

Dylan Harris

[@dylanharris1327]

Torria Harvie o ok, btw yall are pretty

[@TorriaHarvie]

Dylan Harris shucks! ^_^

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

COM BACK WHEN YOU HAVE SOME MONEY, BUDDY

[@zanytobbs]

No refunds, no returns!

[@bdawgschnarr6623]

Welcome too the circus of valuuuueees.

[@garrettrood1237]

Special Beam Vegeta I

[@LavaCaptain-yf6iu]

Bioshock was a great game

[@bloodrunsclear]

I think this is what the guy from Hotline Miami sees in his head O_o

[@federicosaiegh8397]

Well, technically... *Sees monster in Heavy Bullets* Heavy Bullet guy: *kills it* "Well, that was kinda easy." *Sees guy with a gun in Hotline Miami* Hotline Miami guy: "Oh S-" *murdered*

[@ilovehertodeath]

Federico Saiegh Nah, guys with guns are easy if you draw them around a corner.

[@sladikk]

Federico Saiegh I am Heavy Bullet Guy. And this is my bullet.

[@bloodrunsclear]

sladikk It costs $49.50 to fire this weapon for twelve seconds...

[@QaRajhCreations]

bloodrunsclear Some goobies think they can out-smart me *sniff* Maybe *sniff* Maybe... I have yet to meet one that can out-smart bullet.

[@thetruephoenixful]

"Everythings terrifying with half a heart" If that isn't a T-shirt it needs to be

[@lysskshh7321]

0:44 bless that BioShock reference

[@heyitsmarbles]

Come back when you get some money, buddy!

[@anthonyvildosola124]

nostalgic

[@razor6827]

lofi_n_chill hahahha

[@kingplutoxiao1]

"IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING FLOOR!" THIS NEEDS TO BE A T SHIRT PERMINATELY

[@TitanSokugawa4679]

11:50

[@maximus9401]

I bet this one was genuinely frustrating for Michael. I know I would be. This game is weird as hell but fun

[@TheSpoonyCroy]

Welcome to rougelite. A game genre that * a fuck you sometimes and loots everywhere* another run. May the RNG gods be in your favor

[@kappix]

TheSpoonyCroy I don't think you know what literally means. Or "literately" as you so eloquently put it.

[@TheSpoonyCroy]

***** To be fair 28 hours without sleep can screw with your mind :3 (fixed a few errors I overlooked which will be listed as *)

[@cloudwinz368]

I love coming back to these videos.

[@bluewonder3981]

Welcome to the Circus of Value! Come back when you got some money, buddy! Never gets old. XD

[@brycegivans1758]

Miss these days

[@Mastermune]

same

[@torknick]

HOLY SHIT I REFRESHED JUST AS THIS POPPED UP!

[@vekst]

HOLY SHIT THATS SO COOL!!!!

[@torknick]

MrVossdaboss99 I KNOW RIGHT? THIS IS LIKE THE BEST FUCKING MOMENT OF MY LIFE!

[@ze-tophat-gamer1424]

I... I think... There may be some sarcasm here...

[@ze-tophat-gamer1424]

Not sure though.

[@matthewbowen2345]

He knows

[@MitochondriaRaine]

"Just figured it out. I FIGURED IT *ALL* OUT!" I don't know why, but that line never fails to crack me up.

[@pjshaw4797]

played through the whole game, and all I can say is that the snakes never become less of a pain in the ass

[@MaybeMysticc]

That last death though XD And the "What the fuck are you?" Button sounds like it could be used for just about anything XD

[@LIM3JUIC3]

A 15 minute rage quit? This will be fun.

[@Axel_Shaun]

I cant believe this was four years ago and is still one of my favorite videos on this entire platform

[@tychoazrephet3794]

"Kill your cravings at the Circus Of Value!"

[@Romanji]

Ah rage quit, most relaxing series on youtube

[@TheCRTman]

11:49 was perfect. XDDDD Great looking game, love the banking part too. Hilarious rage as always.

[@mayamellissa]

Quote of the week: "Everything's terrifying when you have half a heart." I wanna have a t-shirt with that written on it.

[@88maddiemartin]

i got nooks, you need nooks? i got em!😂😂

[@BzaafiedTheFerocious]

"Everything's terrifying when you have half a heart". Words to live by, Michael, my friend.

[@thydos]

301 views with 819 likes? how is that possible when there's only 100 people in the world?

[@autotunejesus3853]

SHUT YOUR KEYBOARD OFFF!!!

[@leamJG]

Woah, that is the most original comment I've ever seen. Please, bestow upon me your godlike powers.

[@Straw_Breaker]

theguyshadows The point of comments like this is to attract other comments like yours.

[@kappix]

RandomUser M So did "smh"

[@Straw_Breaker]

***** By that logic, so did literally every other txt spk/internet abbreviation.

[@Zeresrail]

Years later and Michael is still entertaining.

[@EliteForceYYC]

I think Ray made the description

[@demonofwar1155]

Mega Chopsticks nice Aleks picture lol

[@ramphastostoco1286]

"It's just a catchphrase" "It's false advertising!!"

[@anethkiray]

The ending just about killed me. My heart, ahhhh!!!! xDD

[@Jan-pr3pg]

The end was priceless, it even gave me a little jumpscare :D

[@PadfootTheWolf]

14:45 Michael: "I'm gonna get killed by a snake, I know it." 14:47 Me: Michael, there's a- *gets killed* -snake....

[@madysonschmidt2935]

This is my favourite episode of Rage Quit in a while! :) I like the long ones.

[@ocarinaplaya]

I wonder if Lindsey ever calls him "Jersey Mike?"

[@SiennaBlossom420]

That last snake scared the SHIT outta me.

[@KnownAsKenji]

I'm gonna be seriously disappointed if you don't eventually do an FTL Rage Quit. Been hoping to see one of those since I first played the game a couple of years ago. Gotten pretty good at it since then. Still makes me rage.

[@kaufyy]

The tried to but instead he plaid red wire.

[@kaufyy]

*He

[@kaufyy]

*played

[@Dna423.]

In his "steam rage quit" he said he was originally planning to do a ftl lets play but he did the steam rage quit instead because the store wasn't working at the time. So we might see one in the near future.

[@KnownAsKenji]

***** Exactly, that's what I'm hoping for.

[@wonderbread141]

one of my fav RQ's in recent memory

[@ddwalchak]

14:49 freaking scared me

[@flamingbunnyrabbits]

I love this game so much. I didn't expect to see a Rage Quit of it!

[@Sandman978xx]

Man, I don't know the time in between these Rage Quit videos, but I seriously hope they didn't stop these...

[@KratosAurionPlays]

3:59 lol good one. 8:15 Wow that's rough. 10:09 Because at the start you take your time and then you start rushing through it. 12:26 That's why you test it before you blindly assume that it works the way you think it does. 14:45 Called it!

[@amike1030]

cashier here, can confirm this was my first day.

[@wowchampian8112]

0:43 "Come back when you get some money, buddy!!!" lol

[@Gamer1990100]

Long episode, but it's also a rage vid so it's good LOL

[@jelloman4238]

I love it, it sounds like max doing gameplays while at campcamp

[@braders790boop]

anyone else get the Bioshock reference?

[@jhart19963]

Welcome to the circus of value!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@paridotariel8057]

Tʜᴇ Gᴀᴍᴇ Cʜᴀɴɢᴇʀ yes I do love BioShock😊

[@spicyb3829]

The freaking boppers and snakes scared the crap out of me like Jesus

[@paIeville]

i feel like michael always manages to progressively do worse.

[@Deon.Z]

Lol. I died when he said "can I bow up the rock" and just blew himself up.

[@jeremycarr6138]

How come there haven't been any new rage quits? Is he like done with that cause the last rage quit I saw was from like a month ago

[@donovanschurek3682]

Oh, that ending was magical.

[@ZekromxHD]

Potatoe

[@samperlmutter9557]

Potato*

[@ze-tophat-gamer1424]

*Anal

[@holdenmagroin3060]

Ze-TopHat-Gamer lol

[@3kidsinsane]

no this is Patrick

[@stuckinapiano]

comedians

[@WargasmicGaming]

I felt the rage at the end there.

[@DaJusticeSystem]

Who else saw Michael throw away the last will?

[@WoodnPecker]

He talked about during the video........

[@DaJusticeSystem]

Alaijah Pell He said he didn't have it anymore, he didn't notice he dropped it............... .........................................................................

[@ThaTHMKid]

Yeah he didn't have it anymore because it switched it for the homing bombs. He talked about it in the video

[@DaJusticeSystem]

Kaleb Bell Yeah... and? I don't remember him saying he lost it as a result of that.

[@heretoprocrastinate1472]

DaJusticeSystem You're not very smart, are you?

[@PeglegSailor]

Great ending. One of the best in a while.

[@Andy-rp9bp]

Off topic, I preordered the Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus Limited Edition (also called the Let's Get Physical Edition) from Amazon...first time I preordered a game...I'm nervous...

[@GuyThatCantSing]

after what i heard so is it a kinda good game, it will give you some laughs from time to time.

[@Andy-rp9bp]

I played SK Burst on my 2DS and, despite the CHOKING amounts of fanservice, loved it. That's mainly the reason why I preordered Shinovi Versus...also...Yumi's pretty cute... >.>

[@sladikk]

First game I preordered was Brutal Legend for the PC. Also the last game I preordered.

[@RainDaemonic]

My first pre-order was Company of Heroes 2, massive disappointment.

[@Coffeechipmunk]

I preordered Killzone 4, and the company went bankrupt so I didn't get it... Fuck... Pre-orders...

[@kingjacob926]

11:53 to 11:55 that Samuel L Jackson Snake on a Plane Reference xD

[@aobvioustrollthatisveryind9202]

Should've name the game "Nerf simulator"

[@espalorp3286]

Underrated comment is underrated

[@marshallmarcano6275]

ty Michael you made my day playing this XD

[@Trinity_Primaris]

How did he not get hit the first 2 levels??????

[@Briansimon2]

***** Luck.

[@Trinity_Primaris]

logic...

[@TheUltim8Apocalypse]

The snake at the end actually made me jump, lol

[@89animegirl]

Play E.T for the Atari!

[@2009SONICFAN]

sarah I got an idea!?

[@2009SONICFAN]

have u found some more artists now

[@89animegirl]

no, working on it though. I was thinking about asking SuperPrincessDaisy64, but i think she doesn't like me.

[@2009SONICFAN]

will ask her don't wrry

[@89animegirl]

the maker hey man, do you have Audacity?

[@ProtubeComment]

Ok. Michael's rage at the very end scared the shite out of me and I knew it was going to happen.

[@dogeboy13]

Rage quit used to be a good show where you could try out hard games and test yourself.. now its just become a mess of overacting for easy just poor programmed games

[@TheSpoonyCroy]

...... It is a show even Micheal is annoyed to make, sort of the reason for play pals. Simple answer is stop watching. If you want a show to be discontinued stop watching it, once enough people follow suit it will be canned short, sweet, simple.

[@PenguinJr]

you are so fucking behind. did you like just start watching? this isnt even overeacting compared to others -btw i wanna say i still love michael and will continue to watch these

[@samteejaykay]

But this is a decent game though

[@oposdeo]

This a pretty popular game, that is genuinely fair but very challenging. You're just hopping on the "Let's bitch about ragequit" bandwagon it seems. Some of them are quite bad, but this game is pretty genuinely fair and rage inducing.

[@alwayscommenting56]

there was literally a rage quit of a burger king game where you only need to hide and surprise people with food. I don't know what show you think you were watching but it was definitely not rage quit.

[@barbatebeard104]

Michael is my favorite because he reminds me so much of myself playing video games. He's funny and swears so fucking much, it's great.

[@caelhunt7548]

if you enjoy michel raging then type cookie as a reply.

[@caelhunt7548]

cookie

[@caelhunt7548]

how

[@amuffin825]

hi

[@caelhunt7548]

hi

[@jv-dr8gr]

cookayyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssss

[@XxSupermodder22xX]

Cool game! I think it bugged at first the turrets were shooting right through you.

[@humdrumbellsongs9083]

I couldn't stop laughing when you got killed by your own bomb and when you blew up the vending machine xD

[@JollyJoe135]

love the snakes on a plane reference

[@nonamemcgee4720]

Nice Bioshock reference! :)

[@jaqjynx]

I think this is the happiest rage quit I’ve ever seen

[@thunderstorms508]

Lol that bioshock vending machine reference

[@ThunderPaladin]

Absolutely great episode!

[@mario712145]

That last snake at the end made me jump! lol

[@flipperthegamer1826]

Michael need a lot of more rage quit videos. I keep watching Uncraft me over and over again and my ribs hurt.

[@soulplexis]

we need more rage quit!!!

[@AnchorArm]

Respect that bioshock reference! "Come back when ya got some money buddy!"

[@alibensacrifice]

Is this the longest rage quit? This is straight 🔥

[@supr3m3panda]

And just like Nitronic Rush, Michael's rage actually made me want to play this.

[@0LordZarfax0]

Thank you for the Rage Quits. Keep your anger up.

[@FortunePayback]

Damn. Simple yet intense game.

[@joereinert5326]

Perfect Rage Quit game!

[@VAKAR1AN]

This game looks awesome.

[@dragnbane]

LOL dude!, I watched one video and was hooked, so I subscribed....your fricking hilarious man! Keep it up!

[@CorwinJHarris]

12:21 lmaoo, he really thought

[@TheMaabusAdmiral]

"Come back when you got some money buddy" Lmfao

[@goalies3197]

Luv this series

[@withabrokenstring]

I needed a good laugh. Thank you, Mico.

[@Hewhoisseth]

this game looks really fun and well made, not to mention creative.

[@mandan3511]

I love the rage quits xD

[@Stephieizkool]

Yaaayyy a longer video!!

[@sonsofplunder328]

''everything's scary when you have half a heart''- Michael Jones

[@XpLiZiTcOnTeNt7]

This game looks so cool and trippy

[@renatoo4037]

"Every fucking time now! baaaah!" Michael- 2014

[@MegaTeeheeXD]

Welcome to the Circus of Values!

[@smooredr2]

one of the best ragequits! lol

[@7Comic7mischief7]

This is the best Rage Quit in a while, which is saying quite a bit. In groups I like Michael well enough, but he is undeniably the best standalone in AH.

[@baminyoface14]

Gosh that snake even scared the shiz out of me!

[@jonathanelliott3906]

The Bioshock reference at the beginning lol