Rageaholic Cinema: COMMANDO

[@trikstari7687]

Seeing Razorfist without his aviators is just not right. It's like seeing 80's action flick and no one dies.

[@GetBenched2010]

so the A-Team version of Raz0rfist?

[@prismaticbeetle3194]

"I let him go..." I cried man tears

[@TheReelDealFilmReviews]

I eat green berets for breakfast

[@Neon-Covenanter]

You look like you do that a lot.

[@CommisarHood]

"Remember when I told you I'd kill you last? I lied!"

[@paulgardner5079]

@@TheReelDealFilmReviews you guys eat too much red meat!!!!

[@mikepastor.k6233]

The weak arm..

[@UniqueDegenerate]

I was one of the 5 people that bought a Blu Ray player in 2011, the player came packaged with a Blu ray copy of the dark Knight and the newly released Inception and I somehow convinced the Best Buy salesman to give me Commando, Predator and Conan instead from the bargain bin...he thought I was crazy. Hundreds of respective viewing of those movie later my blu ray player is now a quantum supercomputer.

[@teddypup2424]

😂😂😂 Great one!

[@OpnDoarPlcy]

The dark Knight was cool, inception sucked the mother of all pretentious donkey balls!!

[@wyattmann8157]

You make me proud to be an American, sir. 🇺🇸

[@lonestar6709]

@@OpnDoarPlcy The Dark Knight was pretty crappy actually. Overlong borefest. 'Memento' is Christopher Nolan's best film by a furlong. Very interesting film.

[@RiderRated18]

Well chosen my good man 👌👌

[@DemonBoy3223]

*Fun Fact:* This film's music score was composed by *James Horner,* this was when he was still trying to find his place in the composing industry, but long before _Titanic_ would ever come around. *RIP James Horner* 1953-2015

[@brucechmiel7964]

Didn’t he do the fantastic score for Wrath of Kahn?

[@donzaloog1400]

You got to love Arnold's one liners.

[@dongblak7048]

One line at a time.

[@TheReelDealFilmReviews]

Let off some steam, Bennett!

[@fatetestarossa2774]

INDEED

[@user-vg5rv5xf4u]

You son of a bitch

[@ianashby1449]

Yeah love his films

[@goreds551]

13:48 One of the best parts of the movie, Arnie electrocutes Bennet and suddenly Bennet has more power to fight Arnie. That really cracked me up as a kid.

[@clinteldorado]

The manliest review of the manliest film in the history of manliness. The only way it could be manlier is if Manowar wrote the soundtrack.

[@clinteldorado]

So does Rob Halford, the Metal God. Your point?

[@Ishkur23]

No, there is yet a manlier movie than this one: Predator

[@studinthemaking]

Gregg Mather You manowar the race horse?

[@jaredlesperance6874]

I was about to say Predator, the ultimate testosterone fueled alpha male movie.

[@alexroyster182]

Blood is upon my steel!

[@cyaneyed7146]

Commando is a work of art and you, sir, are a turbocharged motormouth metal machine of genius.

[@skummtoons6686]

Turbo charged motor mouth, I like that. Oh so true!.

[@anarex0929]

well said,

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

“Where in nebulous fuck are these people coming from?” The programmers forgot to set a spawn limit. You just have to run past them. Not even coming back to the map from the other map turns it off. It’s insane.

[@Feminismisfornobody]

I miss movies like this.

[@AstonWave007]

Chris Marlborough Can't have that shit now. Everything's offensive and 'misogynistic'.

[@sannyfolkesson2226]

+Feminism is for nobody check out "shoot em up"

[@Feminismisfornobody]

Sanny Folkesson seen it

[@devinmccreery8003]

I can't stop watching this video for just that reason. We also need directors like Andy Sidaris, because beaches & boobs.

[@michaelmartin9022]

Proud white Male Oh I dunno, if you lived in the 80's you'd have to wait for them to come out and pay for a full price cinema ticket. Today they're all available in bargain buckets for pocket change. Progress at least did somethinh right

[@Akira-5]

Thanks for celebrating all these movies, Razor. COMMANDO is still one of the best action movies ever made. I don't give a shit what anyone says, it's amazing and still just as fun to watch to this day. It never gets old.

[@constantin5509]

Dude, you should do a Rageaholic Cinema of Last Action Hero. Damn, if that's not one of the most underrated movies in existence.

[@imbatmanhi3363]

also its a parody and love letter too the action movies of the 80's

[@GalaxyNewsTelevision]

"Hello? I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose."

[@JH-ji6cj]

Cliffhanger

[@keonianderson5145]

Little know fact, Bennett is the red mohawked guy from Road Warrior.

[@keonianderson5145]

Yes my dog of war but we go in my way

[@eacy7deacy]

Keoni Anderson Losers, losers wait.

[@thelastroman7791]

Man he really let himself go in this film.

[@rustybuckets07]

Hardly.It's Vernon Wells FFS.

[@judsongaiden9878]

He also played Mr. Igo in Innerspace and a wasteland warrior who resembled Wez in Weird Science.

[@wakesake]

This was, fuck that .. This IS a proper action movie compared to the sissy in spandex cgi shit we get today

[@Aethgeir]

I love how they drop the base on Arnold's gunshots, like these aren't your little bang-bang minion rounds, these are Arnold Schwarzenegger bullets!

[@ModernDayWarrior2112]

Alyssa Milano’s thickening arm hair lol She is Italian after all :)

[@beardedbjorn5520]

I’m pretty sure that the FTA would have had a couple of questions for the owner of that military surplus store

[@thevengefulone9139]

Some choice quotes that made me laugh so hard you could mistake it for an asthmatic fit to either look back on or look forward to for those of you like to read comments before watching the goddamn video for some reason: "Even his moustache is outta shape!" "So of course, the first time he gets 3 seconds alone with this walking pair of love handles..." "Jeff Loeb, for writing that line...I could actually fuck you."

[@MaryAnneRosato]

So I can't be the only one to hypothesize that Commando and Predator exist in the same universe (the country of Valverde is in both movies).

[@alankohn6709]

It is a classic no the classic 80's action movie. A plot as non-existent as a politician integrity, so much macho that the only wat to kill it is to chain it to a great white covered in dynamite and drop it into a volcano and more classic one liners than Groucho Marx. Watching this and Die Hard back to back would give a bronze statue wood. Razorfist keep up the great work.

[@Zelousmarineinspace]

I don't know if you saw this, but when he goes to access his weapons safe which is "Password Protected", You do realise WHAT the unbreakable password is? 13

[@decem_sagittae]

most coherent and convincing Commando review i've seen. Good job Razore!

[@jamietttt]

"How you let an oily Austrian Mountain sneak up behind you" and "Shaquonda Shoulder pads" - You've earned this sub my man!

[@kensurrency2564]

Yes I’m pretty sure this review is also the reason I subbed. No regrets!

[@WontStopMeNow]

Arnold Schwarzenegger went from this to "screw your freedom." I guess he lived long enough to see himself become the villain.

[@TurnAGundam]

Alas, he did indeed. 😔

[@jasont9907]

They have a no responsibility do whatever we want club and we ain’t in it

[@mrscruffles801]

Be nice if arnold died in the 90's so instead of being sick of his political posturing we'd view him as a great American icon who was taken too soon.

[@tmande2nd]

I have watched this movie like 30 times or so. It never gets old.

[@kevinking1566]

I've watched Commando more times than I care to mention. It is indeed an ode to manliness.

[@XxJeebusCrustxX]

"He's dead tired" haha best laugh I had today.

[@lonestar6709]

I don't care how connected John Matrix is, he's going to prison for life for what he does in this film. Multiple assaults, murder, kidnapping, GTA, escaping from custody, destruction of private and public property, border jumping, plane theft, and flagrant use of _Rokit loncher!_ This movie is so bad, it's brilliant.

[@charlesvan13]

The movie explains why Matrix's former team members were being killed off. They were being killed off by the former dictator of Valverde whom Matrix's team deposed. And they faked Bennet's death, so he could work for the dictator and get back at Matrix. He hated Matrix because Matrix kicked him out of the unit.

Nah... The reason Matrix threw Bennett out of his unit was because Bennett finally came out of the closet.

[@jonsnow5230]

Sounds legit...

[@rustykuntz94]

Bennet was the most pathetic antagonist with maybe the exception of William Forsyth as Richie in Out For Justice.

[@YouTube-tied]

He enjoyed killing a little too much. "You're training Matrix!"

[@charlesvan13]

@@rustykuntz94 Getting kicked out of the unit by Matrix is a really lame reason for becoming a traitor and murdering his teammates.

[@SimoExMachina2]

"Let off some steam Bennett", after piercing the man with a hollow pipe that shoots out steam from some who-knows-what steam engine. Quite possibly, the cheesiest and the manliest one-liner in the whole history of cinema.

[@dicloniusgames]

"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired." GREATEST ARNIE LINE EVER.

[@angelocruz3577]

I saw this movie in Spanish a few years ago. Holy fuck, I had no idea what I was missing.

[@keonianderson5145]

15:52 Thats how a man prunes flowers.

[@rodneyadderton1077]

"He hits him so hard the fucking plane moves." That's great. 6:36

[@johnlawrence4592]

Commando is a loud, ridiculous, hyper violent, psychotic, over the top explosion of 80's action movie testosterone. And that's precisely why we love it.

[@mr.bootleg424]

"Bennett! I thought you were-" "Dead?" "No, Canadian."

[@whenthemusicsover6028]

Nice NC reference. :)

[@taffysaur]

I genuinely and unapologetically love Jeph Loeb. He's written some of my favourite comics.

[@ADDatWorkProductions]

The perfect example of a movie that knows exactly what it wants to be, pure mindless fun. Excellent Work Razorfist

[@hellraiser7788]

I can remember when I was a kid going to the theatres and watch this timeless classic thanks for the cool review dude.Thank YOU

[@borderlord]

Saw this 3 times in the cinema when I was 13 ..underage in the UK where the film was rated 18...my aunt snuck me in to see it!

[@emeidocathail7808]

There was only one thing better than watching Arnie blast his way through the entire South American military on a grainy VHS copy .. and that was playing his avatar on the C64 action shoot em up, god I loved the 80s.

[@dukenukem138]

Yes non-descript evil bastard island!

[@SnakeEater7771]

Hey Rageaholic, thanks to you I got around watching this movie and it was the most fun time I had in a very long time. Absolute 80s Carnage towards the end. Yeah yeah, being born in 90s does suck in a regard that you miss out on a lot of good movies until you get to them yourself.

[@Outlaw8908]

SnakeEater7771 Man... my folks had a bit more leniency considering 80's movies. I grew up on them..

[@endcensorship874]

My all time favorite movie line: "I like you Sully, I'll kill you last." I use a variation of that at work all the time.

[@dirtydave2691]

We used to watch this on Saturday nights when I was in the Army................your review is fucking hilarious and spot on!

[@shadowdramon01]

And then 1000 years in the future, someone found Bennett's DNA, and cloned him into a time traveling mutant crime lord who would go on to fight the Power Rangers.

[@ExtremeGamer9951]

He is Ransik? I never knew

[@asimolok]

you should make the movie you have the basic plot covered :D

[@brianfuller5868]

They STILL understood action movies in the past time of the 80s. They actually had actors who could pull off good action movies. Hail Arnold. Hail the 80s.

[@WestPictures]

This has been my favorite movie for a while now. John Matrix is the most perfect action movie name ever. That mall scene is golden.

[@bigpun2k6]

razorfist top music choices and inclusion in videos are amazing yet I do not know the artists. What song is in the intro?

[@TheRageaholic]

+bigpun2k6 Wolf - In The Shadow of Steel kzbin.info/www/bejne/mX-tmqePiNSki68

[@djstanleyc]

+The Rageaholic A playlist featuring onslaught helped introduce me to the band. Cheers dude!

[@ronniejdio9411]

The outro song is bang go the bells by Babylon ad . Pure 80s cheese greatest

[@thefitnerd5116]

The guy who played Bennett went on to play the villain in Power Rangers Time Force. The more you know.

[@your_belief_vs_everything]

When I was a little girl my father took my sister and I to the cinema. I got to pick the film and much to my sister's chagrin I refused her pleas to watch The Incredible Journey of Natty Gan. We watched Commando instead. I've never allowed my sister to make important decisions again after that close call.

[@heavymentalgamer2580]

I watched this movie well over 20 times, in three different languages. And I will watch it again, tonight.

[@bigt4331]

I discovered your channel because of battletech, but you are by far my favorite person on you tube! GOD BLESS YOU!

[@YouTube-tied]

Hilarious review, as always, thanks so much for these! You forgot to mention Sully's magic self-repairing Porsche though.

[@BlueEyesWhiteGuy89]

I could never get tired of your digs at Jim Sterling.

[@benharrison3846]

80's! Gun! Boner!...Precious Lord, what gravitas! Seriously I love this goddam movie. Childhood favorite

[@Dylan-cu4ty]

That Owen Hart joke...goddamn.

[@grampsz.]

I've been spam watching the entire cinema playlist, the Owen Hart joke had me just choke up my drink, then a lung. Cheers Razor

[@thevengefulone9139]

7:11 Nice line, though I would went, "It didn't just jump the shark, it jumped into the water and fucked it so hard the front row was turned into a splash zone."

[@hallardaddison2197]

Nothing has made me want to watch this movie more after seeing this review, the funniest shit I've ever heard...!!!!

[@mischake]

Just watched this movie and it's amazing, the script is very clever and well made, it's great fun and tight action, but it's really a product of its time. I'm thoroughly enjoying it whilst also really being amazed by the American style lack if realistic character moments. The women isn't constantly in total panic. She straight up becomes good sidekick, totally on board with using rocket launchers on cops and flying him to an island to murder everyone... and the girl after being kidnapped and seeing a guy get impaled is obviously not traumatised in any way... the whole movie is like that but it's still a masterpiece that knows exactly what it is.

[@dix0n778]

Will Sasso is a national treasure.

[@CocktailsConsoles]

Ahh the 80’s / 90’s action films. Where men were men and women were wet. Awesome review! 😊

[@unclesam2boogaloo2]

Im 15 and have probably seen this movie over 100 times. My favorite action movie of all time.

[@goreds551]

A man of culture.

[@jonnstoffer]

Rageaholic is by far the best reviewer EVER! He is freaking awesome 👍🍺

[@AugustusCeasar12]

ROCKET LAUNCHA

[@anthonyeldridge1468]

Not since Seanbaby has verbal overkill made me laugh hard enough to weep! Thank you for this.

[@Gregbaltzer]

Just wanted to mention that the actor who played Sully was also the main antagonist in Warriors. And Rae Dawn Chong is Tommy Chong's daughter.

[@bobl4419]

Love your narration..... very fun. My favorite line was "Oh, sweet gentle Jesus!" when Arnold smashes down the Suplus City store front

[@DrBockNstein]

All through this virus bullshit I have been watching these movies with my dad then coming back and watching these reviews.

[@shanefsr6609]

When Arnold is stalking "doogie Howser" in the mall, hiding in plain sight, looking suspicious as hell that the mall cops have to arrest him for conspiracy of starting shit, that's my favorite scene

[@BatesKrisbates]

6:48 I think you meant Stephen de Souza. Sure, Jeph Loeb came up with the story and wrote the original script, but it was de Souza that retooled it into an Arnold movie.

[@bighaas435]

First Arnold Schwarzenegger movie I've ever seen and it..was....FUCKING....AWESOME!!! BEST 80's movie in my opinion!

[@darthporkius]

Why does razonfist have so few subscribers? This guys is really funny. Hey fist!!! Talk to the nostalgia critic man you need a little boost with a cameo or something.

[@doger235]

I dont think that will ever happen

[@cameronhoward7846]

+Shashank 235 not w/ how often he bashes angry joe

[@doger235]

+Cameron Howard h Honestly Razorfist's style of reviewing is very different from tgwtg. He doesn't waste time on bullshit "comedy" skits and just focuses on the review.

[@DaBeezNeez]

Broadcast John it wasn't always that way. remember when he wasn't an overindulgent self-righteous asshat? he used to be funny.

[@MaelstromTheDemon]

He kinda hates Nostalgia Critic...

[@austinboucher5286]

Bennet should’ve been played by Jesse Ventura. That would’ve been a kickass fight!

[@bandgeekforlife406]

Gotta love the over-dramatized death throes :D Were the script-writers contractually obligated to put in the dad puns by "The Arnold?" He seems to get those lines in...most of the films in which I've seen him.

[@JetpoweredGlim]

The question of all Questions .... Where is the video game for this movie?

[@jbryantphotographer]

Solomon Drebin it would have been on ninitendo, and it would have SUCKED. think rambo for NES, then remove even more plot.

[@JetpoweredGlim]

Jason Bryant lol

[@Sylverias]

+Solomon Drebin It's called Serious Sam 3. Just replaced the brown people with monsters

[@King_Cola]

C64 had one, i had it

[@chrisbg99]

Just play Contra or Commando or Ikari Warriors. Well maybe not Ikari Warriors.

[@fluffdegoss]

"Hits him so fucking hard the plane moves" has got me rollin.

[@concordetconstabulary219]

To be fair to Bennet, for a tubby dude he faired better than any of us would against John “kill punch murder” Matrix. The fact that he managed to land some blows that actually hurt the dude is testament to his skills. Although it would’ve been better if Dolph Lungren was Bennet.......sorry I came a little from that thought.

[@DBSG1976]

I laughed so hard when Arnold beat the crap out of the 20 mall security officers...best comedy scene of 1985!

[@juliansmith9503]

Arnold Schwarzenegger delivers in commando with so much action and him gun welding

[@smithwesson1896]

"SWEET GENTLE JESUS!"

[@robotechtiger]

I watched the hell out of this movie when it came out...so much so that I could see when the ammo belt grow, then shrink, then grow, then shrink in between scenes. My buddies and I referred to that as the 'Hollywood clip,' where the good guy just never seemed to run out of ammo. :D

[@wickedlester5320]

"Let off some steam". I thought you were going to release on screen.

[@pjishomo]

Let of some steam Bennet :-)

[@heatherphillips5983]

This movie is awesome, but you can see the wire holding the guy when Matrix has him by the keg, then immediately after he flips the car back over, there's no damage, also when he's tossing grenades in the climax, you can see the planks used to flip the guys in the air. Just random stuff I've picked up on over the years.

[@xMobilemux]

Commando is one of my all time favorite movies :D

[@rustykuntz94]

The dialogue alone is fucking golden here. When Sully tries to so smoothly charm Rae Dawn Chong, "Fucking whore". LOL

[@Darkdaej]

4:38 Password-protected murder shed - password is 11-22-33 :P

[@nk_3332]

Thank you for reminding me, the whole Heath Ledger (RIP) Joker bit about using a knife to see the person's reaction, Arnold did it decades earlier.

[@Q8lius8C]

You should do Red Heat, that Russian Mafia Movie with Arnold in it, I'd really like to see that review

[@keithdean9149]

I think this held the record for most kills on screen until Robocop was released.

[@MrBlue3rd]

Are you ever going to more movie reviews? A few i think would be great for your channel would be Robocop, Starship Troopers, and Shoot em Up.

[@Th3RussBus]

This video introduced me to WOLF and I've never looked back

[@Nandoazul1119]

This is the best historical documentary filmed in real time that has ever existed!

[@Boogenhagen100]

RDC and VW are absolute gold in this movie. aliens visit earth-"the 80's?, what was that?' show them commando followed by predator, throw in a death wish if you feel like it.

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Your old vids are just as awesome as your new ones! BUT, while your ROCKET LAWNCHAIR joke was spot on, you totally missed an opportunity by being such a sourpuss about Metal Gear. When Arnold puts on the splitter camo, all that's missing is a clip of the camo menu from Snake Eater. Ya sourpuss. :P Well I figured you were saving the infamous Metal Blade scene for last and- WHAT no Mega Man sound effects!? Don't tell me you hate Mega Man, too... That's unfathomable. You're an intense gamer with several more testicles than the average prairie oyster buffet, I can't imagine you as anything but an absolute god at playing a game like Mega Man.

[@wyattmann8157]

My favorite part was when he killed black Ron Jeremy on the plane.

[@JohnSmith-mx8wp]

I picked this up on VHS at the local Goodwill for 25 cents today and yes, I do have a machine to play it on.

[@MrMcKane]

Suffering from a saviour case of hemroids is better than Nostalgia Critic.

[@TelsaVision]

"JESUS FUCK A PLOT DEVICE" Oh god I lost it.