WE ACTUALLY SAID THAT - Pro and Noob VS Generations Ultimate Pro and Noob! (Monster Hunter Astalos)

Pro and Noob relive the first Glavenus and Astalos and I'm sorry... Enjoy!
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Monster Hunter Rise Sunbreak gameplay is here in Sunbreak Title Update gameplay form so now witness Monster Hunter Pro and Noob funny moments as we take on Monster Hunter Rise Sunbreak or Monster Hunter World Iceborne as we watch the very first Pro and Noob episode in Generations Ultimate Glavenus Astalos Great Sword Dual Blades and more with 1 million subscribers special style with Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate gameplay!
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[@riemaennchen]

Since next year is the 20th Anniversary of Monster Hunter I wonder if the next game will once again reunite the Fated Four.

[@willkarstens7837]

Hopefully

[@pillarthepilot4282]

it was 4 of them because of the 4th gen, right? i'm thinking it'll be something entirely different or maybe, "The furious five" or something with six

[@willkarstens7837]

@@pillarthepilot4282 Sinister Six.

[@riemaennchen]

@@pillarthepilot4282 Its the "Friendly Five". We will have Poogie, Moofy, the Cohoot, the Duck from Frontier and another new cute animal in our new Hub.^^

[@unownk2245]

Hopefully

[@robertmcpherson138]

Josh, in most videos: "Wow, that monster is really going for you Cotton." Also Josh, in most videos: Doing absolutely nothing and thus not drawing any aggro.

[@RageGamingVideos]

*getting nice camera angles for you guys

[@robertmcpherson138]

@@RageGamingVideos XD Getting nice angles of Cotton carting you mean :P

[@Walker_96365]

11:01 Having this as the walking down the isle song would be hilarious! All I can think of is the bride sprinting full speed at the groom!

[@gingerkitty7077]

Right as josh got hit from the " well you've got to dodge them" an ad for life insurance started and it had me laughing way harder than it should have.

[@riemaennchen]

We all know the song Josh would actually play at his wedding is the Raging Brachydios theme from Iceborne.

[@notrelatedtobacon1282]

No astalos is the song but instead of actual wedding attire they will cosplay in brachy armor sets

[@barmacidic2257]

@@notrelatedtobacon1282 did you mean cosplay?

[@notrelatedtobacon1282]

@@barmacidic2257 yes ,I never noticed that lemme correct it Thanks for pointing it out

[@thejuiceking2219]

the going up the aisle song should be the lao shan lung theme

[@Jyharri]

Astalos theme would probably get everyone at the wedding confused but also hyped.

[@justinrodriguez5957]

To this day Josh still lives for Cotton's carts just to go "DAMN! THAT MONSTER JUST MADE YOU ITS BITCH! HOW DO YOU FEEL?!"

[@brenokv]

cotton with a genprey hat jumping down the cage with a the raptor quartet while this plays will make josh wedding epic

[@Bearyboo87]

"AAAGGGGHHHHHHH!" I like to call these "Proob Reflections"

[@dawnbloodscythe]

"cant crusade sober" words to live by

[@Bearyboo87]

Legit would love a shirt with that on it.

[@dawnbloodscythe]

@@Bearyboo87 yes!!

[@SheepyMcSheeperton]

34:57 Cotton following up Josh's threat with "NYYYYEEEHHHHHHHHH" had me laughing wayyy harder than it should have lmaoo

[@Jyharri]

I forgot that this was this episode was the one that prematurely introduced tigrex, I miss how monsters invaded out of nowhere in the old games

[@frescopino7866]

Monsters do still do this. In the past few days I've replayed the game with a friend, and both Goss and Bazel decided that waiting for their quests was for chumps. What I do miss is having a reason to bring Dung Pods.

[@Lakita2880]

They do it way more frequently in the new games than they ever used to

[@sonnydominguez56]

These are always fun to watch. I can’t remember off the top of my head which video it was, but it was because of you guys that I decided to get Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate for my 3DS. And now here I am with Rise and Sunbreak. You guys are hilarious and I appreciate what you guys do for the fans

[@unownk2245]

By the way when past josh said that he wanted to play astalos theme at his wedding there was a little thing that said “don’t tell Danni”.

[@theatre_kiddo5246]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!! (Also you guys are what got me into monster hunter and since I didn't own an Xbox when you guys started world MHGenerations for the 3DS, not GU, was my first Monster Hunter game, I learned GS and Hammer (mainly aerial style) and have had an influence to me ever since, hopefully I'll be able to get the spare money to become a patron and watch these memories with you in real time soon!)

[@angelobrewster6293]

That bloody Owen Wilson impression still kills me lmao 🤣 😂

[@GunlessSnake]

These guys really do never change. But that's their unique charm, as it means that there will always be a familiar brand of stupidity, arrogance, and karma.

[@ScOuT5154]

AAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHHHH

[@Walker_96365]

When you have to cut out a song for copyright reasons, you should say what the name of the song is so we can listen to it on our own.

[@toxicstar5405]

The video that introduced me to Sabaton and power metal. That was one wild rabbit hole. Also: AAAAAAAAHHH.

[@ES-dp6tw]

Alright, with Velkhana adding some more to the pot, what are your top five favourite turf wars introduced in Sunbreak? 1. Malzeno vs Lunagaron 2. Velkhana vs Magnamalo 3. Espinas vs Kushala Daora 4. Malzeno vs Magnamalo 5. Garangolm vs Lunagaron

[@docdragon0796]

I've only seen magnamalo and rathian so I cannot vouch or disagree with your statement 😀

[@aqj2014]

lunagron vs zinorge

[@ledgendweaver]

my favorite is Velkhana vs Malzeno

[@sasquatchproductions9088]

Don't forget Zinogre vs Mizutsune

[@itol2201]

Goss vs Tetra is still really good.

[@Walker_96365]

1:55 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@H0r53f7y]

Considering Cotton was interested in Alcina's daughters, him considering pretty bugs isn't that surprising

[@notrelatedtobacon1282]

I really needed something to get me out of my head Keep doing what you do, its greatly appreciated and even if it's only one person you've definitely made a difference in someone day Edit:also this very video introduced me to the glory of powerwolf

[@derekcanales6718]

Same for me

[@captainkaboomybeard7920]

*inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@voydcat8089]

AAAUUUUUUHHHHH

[@robertoneill589]

i think i started watching during sunbreak because i started playing during the end of rise, but AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Walker_96365]

6:47 The red ground is the blood from his serious and extremely painful body problem.

[@mrperfectjeff]

Well the pink man told me to so. AAAAAHHHHHH

[@raistlinmajere5550]

I love how much joy just sitting in a dead monsters mouth brings these little guys

[@TheIdealofGreed]

Ok, happy to see this. Suprised it wasn't preceded by a lore vid, & hoping to see more of those, especially of Magnamalo & Bazelgeuse.

[@mizuchi3036]

The proper way to use Astalos' theme at the wedding would be to have the bride glide through the ceiling of the church and towards the altar as the theme plays and then dropping right on top of the priest, feet first. followed by an impression of Astalos' roar.

[@docdragon0796]

This episode was like a Disney movie with all the singing

[@Ulta_Nagenki]

Auuuuauuuhhh!

[@jacksimmonds5676]

11:18 astalos is the best man

[@ordania5471]

I really hope you guys get to Chameleos. Also silver and gold Rath. But Chameleos specifically for the bit you guys did in that one. Still one of my favorite moments in the GU series.

[@notrelatedtobacon1282]

I'm hoping they get to the deviants and the black and white gods

[@dylancormier9767]

AHHH!

[@arsonal3]

Awwww, how is this commentary so great. I swear I can’t even think about eating or drinking when this stuff is on.

[@Aesc_the_voyager]

From what I take from these videos is that young josh was a phycopath and still is to an extent

[@lonewolfnergiganos4000]

A rare species of Astalos would be amazing, I wonder what element or status is fit for the unlikely rare species.

[@devastation2005]

I was thinking of it being an ice-thunder rare species, bundling up ice pillars and blocks, then doing an alatreon style bolt on them to explode

[@notrelatedtobacon1282]

Idk how theyd do it but I think a dragon element rare species astalos would be really freaking cool

[@oeeo6thealatreon118]

@@devastation2005 I was thinking water lightning

[@oeeo6thealatreon118]

@@notrelatedtobacon1282 also yes that would be really cool

[@Voidio2454]

@@oeeo6thealatreon118 maybe instead of lighting it had water and paralysis.

[@azuredragon2481]

I have learned from these retrospective react videos is that Josh and Cotton's humour is recursive.

[@briansanders8122]

10:39, That's exactly what I thought when I heard Anduin's theme for the first time.

[@Sejiko]

AHHHHHHHHH!

[@ironwolf5802]

Well since you said it, Aaaaaauuuaaaaaaaahhhh!

[@TheIdealofGreed]

36:07 This strikes me as Cotton's version of "nothing personal, kid"

[@royorbyson6224]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Appreciate your entertainment!!

[@Walker_96365]

8:47 He’s the ONLY one that flashes.

[@CygnusTheSilly]

OoOoOoOoOo Just doing my part

[@worstwordmonger]

Astalos is the best, I’m glad you see the light

[@alferrbidelspatch158]

Josh: asks something Cotton: answers Josh: wweeee

[@Walker_96365]

10:12 A fleshy halberd head?

[@lordvaust5830]

I watched through all of world and gen. They had so many of my favorite moments, namely whenever Cotton met a new Monster.

[@RaidenSTX]

These 2 are so entertaining that they entertain themselves

[@TyrantRex22]

AAAAAUUUHHHGGGGGGG

[@jayfernotrash]

AAAAAAAAAUGH

[@bobisuncanny2760]

24:20 For f*ck sake, *THIS* is the true mean of verticality. It's so stupid to see that old-gen monsters had better interactions within its environment then current Rise/SB. What's the matter giving hunters verticality if monsters are stick to the ground.

[@reagansido5823]

15:07 pro and noob and Owen Wilson.

[@starry53]

I do like seeing guys reacting on your own videos and see what you guys did during your MHGU Era. I liked that.

[@RebelGuitarist747]

Aaahhhh

[@devanthomas1256]

Sabatone The Last Stand good song to hunt to.

[@emeralddragon2980]

I've actually been to a wedding where the groom chose to come down the aisle to the theme of Indiana Jones. So yes, you can in fact choose your song.

[@Luminous882]

Cottons reaction to Khezu is still funny.

[@vanilla1749]

AHHHHHHHHHH

[@misslizz198]

These two never cease to make me laugh, also: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@salva_ger]

With Aylia's head popping up in the corner at around 0:56 I was just waiting for Josh to go "TOASTY!" 😆

[@Nightmare41919]

5:35 it bothers me an unreasonable amount that he’s going up the zipline and not down, that’s the true magic trick I guess

[@Walker_96365]

10:55 Getting married “Funeral bell sound effect”

[@jakomioftherose2434]

Not really a difference between the two.

[@alexandriagriswold9900]

i know ive mentioned this in a past video but if possible i think having Josh and Cotton taking Hollow out on a hunt would be hysterical because in Hollow's own words he's the noob while Cotton is a pro (though i do understand that the three of you have things irl that take precedent over your channel i do hope that you three are able to do at least one video with the three of you out on a hunt.)

[@Aesc_the_voyager]

15:49 cotton has a great baldy impression

[@lordjiggler6805]

Cotton laughing almost sounds like elmo

[@Kroododile553]

It’s not about the goddamned crusade Josh!!

[@basildfs1619]

I hope we see Astalos in Monster Hunter Wilds. He seems like a good fit for the locale we have seen.

[@lightninganimationdragon731]

I love that song

[@justanotherlemon8847]

I cant wait until they react to the "shuddering youth" episode.

[@docdragon0796]

They missed an opportunity in GU for insect glaive to have a rathalos kinsect

[@abondvd8241]

You should definitely do the savage Deviljho episode

[@OneFloofyBooper]

AHHHHH!

[@BlueZero1989]

Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....like that?

[@aceundead4750]

Time is a flat circle. Genius.

[@Xenoplus]

You should find a way to add subtitles to the video you are rewatching, so that we can tell the old video from the reaction

[@Fenyxclips]

"I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU" will always be up there with Zamtrios and Khezu for me. Astalos really just wanted Cotton dead and probably to then survive and claim to have bested an Elder Dragon.

[@judebox9438]

You peaked. You hit the egg on the head. Now you have to do something equally impressive. Grab your eggs boys. Time to dunk some skulls.

[@dakotabriggs7922]

25:02 welp guess we now know where the jaggi and jaggia were up on till rise and how they got there

[@amexicancelt8002]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh I love this series!!!

[@windstar120025]

the Best type of Content. Cringing at yourself in the past

[@zakimira69]

Awwwahhhwwwahhh... as close as i can get

[@DragonsandIcicles]

Thought provoking question. Do Astalos lay traditional eggs on land or do the lay eggs in water like real world dragonflies? Cause the idea of an Astalos nymph TERRIFIES me.

[@orlandolopez4608]

I love these videos, but it may be gelpful to edit a red or pink outline of the video to know if its past Josh or Cotton or present Josh or Cotton. I keep getting confused on exactly which timeline is speaking.

[@BaltoSojnekah]

I love astalos so much. i was so glad when they brought it into Rise. SOmething about that double dipping dragon fly dragon XD. I love Flygon in pokemon too.

[@seirramoon388]

Im still waiting for hellblade glavenus since it was just about when i saw "King explosion murder" XD

[@dustingreene5725]

Fist bump... "fusion HA"

[@lowpointfair4653]

Man mhgu pro and noob is something that i watch every now and again i think its hilarious. This feels like dev commentery and adds a new side to the episodes?

[@Nano12123]

huh, I knew Josh liked Two Steps From Hell, didn't know about the Sabaton

[@skellyton6798]

Aaaahhhhhhh

[@jazzthegamerz2966]

You really need to put in a playlist. It's hard to scroll down again and again and track it which video in order. I'm just giving a suggestion

[@LateSleeper]

Josh and Cotton are making KZbin content through virtual avatars. Does this make them VTubers?

[@Oriansenshi]

So many memories, lol.

[@heronik]

These reactions are proof that time is a loop

[@chilmaster20]

"Time is a flat circle." Um...what?

[@drac0r3x91]

2:00 We've failed you