Ralfi's Alley - Sh*ts and Giggles 51

Finally getting this out since it's been a while huh. Enjoy!
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I stream from time to time at:
/ ralfidude
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My PC Specs:
I9-9900K
GTX 1080ti
Corsair 32GB DDR4
Kraken X62 AIO
Phantek Enthoo Evolv case
ASUS ROG Maximus X Hero
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Song at end:
It Is Such A Good Night- The Charlie Steinmann Orchestra & Singers (remix by ThaKniceOne9287)
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[@magsaysay84]

Second time I clicked on this video faster than you can say grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz! (because of the reupload)

[@ralfidude]

Your services are greatly appreciated. ;)

[@luch2026]

@@ralfidude do another one of those. It is so funny to see the GCIs trying to say it.

[@JETZcorp]

Who's the documentary narrator in the busted-up F-15?

[@ardenelenduil2334]

Yo

[@MyMilo777]

@Theo F 70's Euro Pornstar

[@RaXXha]

Geralt of Rivia has changed careers.

[@kamsa1243]

He's a Belgian blue waffle

[@ralfidude]

Some wanker who shoots at friendlies

[@captainedward8278]

Been stalking this on SnG playlist for a while, finally.

[@rossmum]

From the first clip: Arlios was on my tail for a solid minute or two before a Viggen swooped in and deleted me. I managed to limp home with orange stuff coming out of where one of my ailerons used to be, and had a very interesting landing. We weren't streamsniping by the way, our GCI picked you up for a couple seconds and basically built a mental trackfile, sent me at it, and as I got close I spotted 3 F-5s coming over the ridge in front of me. I figured not many people fly 3-ships in the server and none of the ones I usually would expect to do it were on, so I figured it was probably you guys. I thought you'd be streaming so I went back and looked up the video after I got off for the day. Good fights! You should stop by CW more often, come red next time :D

[@ralfidude]

Nah, there were several instances where we were just jumped constantly even though we were in and out of the hills. Then as soon as I put a stream delay on, all of a sudden, it's as if we put stealth on. Nobody was magically finding us even when we were exposing ourselves to the Search radars. Now I'm not saying YOU were stream sniping as I'm sure the GCI did send some birds our way, but I know that people were abusing the stream to get to us, till of course, it no longer worked with the delay. PS: In the first clip, I gunned and killed that Mig-21 after killing Arlios so I don't think that was you.

[@Bisbye]

rossmum what’s CW?

[@yes-rq4dg]

Hi there Ross

[@DollyRanch]

ZMartian Cold War

[@rossmum]

Might've been the next engagement then, I think it was in the same area just down from our FARP. I definitely had a run-in with you guys at some point because I checked the Tacview out after and that's how I figured out what actually hit me while Arlios was behind me. Ingame I thought I got teamkilled by another MiG going for him.

[@risingsun9595]

In that clip of Arden flying home after getting hit by an SA-10, I was curious about what the equivalent vehicle weight would've been. So I did some research. Assuming the S-300 uses the 5V55KD missile, which weighs 3,200 lbs (1,450 kg), Arden was hit by the average mid-sized sedan. With a 200 pound warhead. Also, #yeetsquad

[@comeinhendy8931]

You dont get hit by the whole missiles. Fuel runs out and it has a proximity fuse, it doesn't actually touch your aircraft. It explodes when it's close.

[@risingsun9595]

@@comeinhendy8931 obviously, but I like to imagine the whole missile just smacking into the F-15

[@chirpyr6219]

Rising Sun it’s more fun that way

[@kronks4]

Oh god 🤣

[@anonymousontheinternet1309]

The British Geralt sounding guy has got such an erotic voice...

[@ericdurnell5484]

Exactly what I thought! Who invited Geralt to play DCS?

[@ayylmao9697]

mr Arden

[@ardenelenduil2334]

@@ayylmao9697 Yes?

[@helixsilent8964]

This series is the reason I subbed. Glad its not dead. Great job as usual.

[@stygianh5251]

Man I needed a really good laugh, thanks Ralfi

[@jacekrzepkowski1506]

Nareszcie! Już myślałem, że porzuciłeś te filmiki. Dziękuję!

[@nigelmtb]

Ah, perfect timing to go with my first beer in a year or more. Thank you, Ralfi.

[@LevyT1]

seriously what i needed after a hell weekend at work! you are a gentleman and a scholar :D

[@roadsweeper1]

Sweet, another SnG!! Its been far too long, still just as good... The stuff about the Haagen-Daz, man I was literally in tears, so good!!!

[@eric4079]

I have been waiting for so long

[@FloatyBones77]

These videos always cheer me up. :)

[@fragbrenade]

i'll never forget that cow that i crashed on PR saarema. suprised that it's still in your intro after all these years lol :)

[@FirstDagger]

Again in the defense of Arden tailfin - A fin at the tail end of an aerodynamic or hydrodynamic object such as an airplane or surfboard, used to provide directional control or stability. Also it is not like aircraft are moving through a fluid and have long be associated with nautical terms or anything.

[@kilux85]

watched this (the original upload) yesterday twice on the train ride back from work and basically died lauching. The other passengers gave me strange looks :D

[@fns58]

Ah man i missed these so much. I also recently finished mech engineering so this is like a final degree present for me xD!

[@The_Burrito]

Hey, more Kid That Has No Idea What He's Doing footage snuck in. Neat!

[@martinlagrange8821]

More ! give us more lovely giggles ! Huge fun , thank you !

[@yoshibishi3074]

Lost it at 24:33 god im crying please ralfi more!!!

[@masyrafmasyraf8086]

Sorry, I don't really understand the joke. Did one of them pretending to be awacs and the whole server believed him?

[@Damtired]

Who's the english solid snake?

[@henryofskalitz2228]

You mean Liquid snake

[@nikelinq2899]

Gas snake

[@anden21swe]

ralfi i loved the video! please dont make it another year for the next one! dont mean for you pump one out every week or something just not a whole year of waiting :P

[@xekledo]

Damn Ralfi, you need to continue uploading shits and giggles, its the best! keep it up!

[@dracoparadox6499]

Holy shit it's back. Hell yeah!

[@garrettsoash4527]

I love this series

[@TheMiGger]

I'm a simple man, I see "sh*ts and giggles", I like

[@Viscarah]

I very much enjoyed the Häegen-Dazs meme. Thank you.

[@-frippu--3926]

HEEEELLL YEAAAAAH BEEN WAITIN TOO LONG :D

[@57thEvilSquirrel]

Ahhh this makes me wanna fly DCS more than I already do

[@RageTH22]

Just shy of a half hour of not just shits, but giggles too! Sweet!

[@TheBazzterd]

Jeez 5am, im trying to sleep Ralfi.. YOUR NOT HELPING!!

[@nonamernobrainer846]

I had this feeling you had uploaded. I can't explain why, but I felt like checking your channel and, sure enough, you've just released SNG 51.

[@julianviefers6703]

Been to long ralfi but i take it with joy 👌

[@beargoesrawr5783]

39 seconds ago. been waiting on this

[@justpixel2666]

OMG!! You steal alive!! We are finaly waited)

[@GamingwithHenry]

Boy have I missed these.

[@Outamyhead]

Arden must be a new guy to the group, don't remember Jason Statham being on the shits and giggles before.

[@ardenelenduil2334]

Check again, I've been with the group for YEARS

[@Outamyhead]

@@ardenelenduil2334 When did the Eastenders/Jason Statham voice start being used? I mean I don't need a reason to watch all of the episodes again (because they bring light to my day), but I will to see when you start getting featured.

[@ardenelenduil2334]

@@Outamyhead Girlfriend being asleep in the other room. Have to stay quiet.

[@thetrainshop]

I thought I'd heard your voice in Squad before. Neat

[@Jhawk-zw9ij]

Love always ralfi

[@theflyinggasmask]

oh god i needed that

[@williammetcalf1421]

Yes s&g 51! instant like

[@urgi7703]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Tehn00bA]

Haegen-dazs killed me. XD

[@akisakis7980]

Finally a new "episode" of shits happens

[@schmiddy8433]

I heard you maybe got a supra libra and taurus throttle / stick, any plans for a review on that? really eager to see a proper in depth review of the thing

[@yes-rq4dg]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS BAACK

[@guardian7572]

Miss your weekly flight videos you use to do . Are you going to put some out soon? Was learning things from those videos.

[@theohedd289]

Excellent!

[@ben1869]

OH MY GOD, OK, IT'S HAPPENING!

[@peterryan5309]

*gets put on FBI watch list*

[@corvoreg]

Yay finally

[@SanT-mi8ng]

I laugh every timeeee

[@waazpilot7784]

"I'm sorrrry" lmao

[@americianflyer72]

DAMN just when I thought it couldn't get any better.... @11:19 that way you were moving looks like a scene from the movie Lucy when she's having those visions towards the end of the movie.... And if I may ask what happened to Linebacker?? I'm kinda missing it when he has a bit of a rage moment lol (Remembering the F**K Counters from a couple of prev S&G's)

[@ralfidude]

He's off to do bigger and better things.

[@tysen_ellison]

The trolley! OMG! Lol

[@LupeTheFool]

Hier kom die bokke Instrumental intensifies

[@descent815]

THANK YOU! FUNNY FUNNY SHIT!

[@daynebrown1611]

I liked before I watched

[@alexanderbeck5998]

Good video pls more!👍

[@skillz_typod8724]

25:00 I called the suicide prevention line in iraq, the guy who answer the phone got excited

[@snaggletooth1773]

Rip Arlios

[@RaXXha]

Dude, are you playing with Geralt of Rivia? xD

[@Kilted_Dragon]

Yay new one

[@NovemberCharlie]

Holy fucking shit the timing

[@simulacrae]

Did Ralfi fly with PhlyDaily at 19:15?

[@ralfidude]

yerp

[@b3nz0r12]

@@ralfidude Thought i recognized his voice.

[@daszieher]

@@b3nz0r12 "The Phly" is unique. Then again, I just probably watch his stuff too often.

[@Sniper13111]

This video is sponsored by Haegen-Dazs ice cream

[@TheVaiil]

WOW long time no see ralfi

[@TAGsRC]

FINALLY

[@VictorBlink]

24:08 LOL from nowhere.

[@flights4ever795]

is the thumbnail from Pulp Fiction?

[@interstellardumbassery7514]

See ya all next year for episode 52

[@Daniel_1060]

Back for another round!

[@TheFaveteLinguis]

Ralfi. What's the music in "The nuclear option" video?

[@loadedkeller12]

Has anyone seen why he had to reupload it?

[@fa-ajn9881]

Y E S

[@erictheberry]

Of course Ralfi plays Tarkov, and of course he's really good at it. :P

[@vehicleboi5598]

poopy gigles

[@miller8097]

ralfi theres an autopilot for the mig, it doesnt work well but it works. The grey button on the stick enables it and the red one disables it.

[@ralfidude]

it doesn't work enough for it to be useful, so we hand flew it.

[@gutterking8731]

This is my shit right here

[@KiwiRaymond]

Again! Encore!

[@christianmaas8934]

I knew we'd get a corona SnG. Fuck yeah

[@garrettchambers9005]

When Ralfi’s voice changed I thought it was another person in the match

[@haaake]

Everything is equals, sign.

[@CallieKills]

I hear a PhlyDaily

[@Emulen2]

well... with this scheduel the next shits and giggles should only be 6-8 weeks away xD

[@Tamburello_1994]

thought I was seeing things earlier.

[@Panzerfan93]

22:15 i think that is a visual bug that still happenes sometimes. the gear looks like it's down but isn't really

[@ralfidude]

Nah he bounced hard enough on take off to damage it. It's part of the damage model for a lot of modules.

[@jonl.1603]

What the hell is with British Solid Snake? You need to have him on more!

[@PhlyBoy_135]

Wait you have footage of you playing dcs with phlydaily?

[@vidblitz]

I miss Kaiser Kitty.

[@aimedemperor6938]

Holy shit. Is it actually a shits n giggles?

[@Electricfox]

l33tyeetskeet squad.

[@KueiJames]

I don't understand what made Ralfi lose it at 24:08, can anyone elaborate a little?

[@Valkyrie427]

Who's working as Overlord at 9:20? She nailed the text to speech voice! (Unless they're actually using a TTS program)

[@torsteinator]

It's OverlordBot, on the Hoggit servers.

[@StandingCow2]

It is text to speech. It's a program my buddy wrote that runs on the hoggit servers. Anyone can use it you just tune to 136.00 AM (using SRS) and have a compatible callsign (English word then numbers like Dagger 1-1 or Dagger 1-2, etc). So your calls would be "Overlord Dagger 1-1 Bogie dope" or Overlord Dagger 1-1 set warning 30 miles". It's pretty awesome when there are no human GCIs.

[@user-lk7cv8vg7r]

Bella ciao.

[@elmo2you]

Honestly, pure therapy. If this can't make you laugh or at least grin, then probably no therapy can save you sorry ass.

[@Zbenesch]

#yeetskeetsquad

[@listekcr]

Been watching you since your humble or not beginning. You say you can speak Polish. Ale czy umiesz tez czytac? :) zajebisty content dla ludzi ktorzy lubia bardziej wymagajaca rozgrywke. Pozdrawiam:)

[@ralfidude]

Tak, i dzienkuje.

[@stevoskop0015]

sweadest dream :-))