Ranboo trying to help Sam walk for 25 minutes straight (Dream SMP)

[@kackqu]

The fact that you can tell that ranboo was genuinely having fun and being himself was amazing

[@-emilydaunicorn-6111]

Yeah

[@eveeditz8949]

23:44

[@sunshineplayz321]

He sounds like a 4 year old and 82 year old at the same time.

[@bimisikocheng]

Ikr

[@k44d3]

He *ranboo* sounded like a dad lmao

[@suikhiuntjen4085]

lol

[@Ghost-nn6nj]

Main character powers 1)silk touch 2) can paralyze people with a bow shot 3)orphan 4)lives with techno

[@spookyspidah8487]

Paralyze*

[@Ghost-nn6nj]

@@spookyspidah8487 thanks I didn't know how to spell it I'll change it now

[@bimisikocheng]

@@Ghost-nn6nj when

[@All54321]

Paralyzationitized*

[@fangthunderdragon]

3) is an orphan

[@preciousmariepenuliar209]

Remember kids, don't shoot a creeper man with an arrow or else he will go to paralizationedteted

[@evioran]

paralyzationdidtationized*

[@preciousmariepenuliar209]

@@evioran thank you I will now be correcting my mistake

[@uli9947]

@@evioran how the honk do you know how to spell that. I'm in shock and amazed at the same time

[@somerandomperson1862]

How do you even pronounce that 😂

[@vihoe]

paralyzationizedzationed

[@annalivaholmblad]

HE DIDNT EVEN SPEAK REAL WORDS IN HALF OF THE VIDEO 😭😭

[@justheretoexist3503]

And yet we could understand him !

[@Nitroblitz105]

that's just enderman language

[@number1sharklvr]

I think Ranboo is more broken the Sams pc..

[@heidisonger5530]

XD

[@rea_lity.]

LMAO YE

[@rhystheweirdo_]

Me: **quietly laughs**

[@PurpDuck_]

@@rhystheweirdo_ must have a problem it’s not funny

[@jolynnpalm2880]

@@PurpDuck_ must have a problem, there was no reason to be rude

[@NoName-rl5xn]

"I shot him with an arrow and now he can't move" has the same vibes as "I know! I know! now he can't breathe"

[@olivia7212]

Wa-this is literally what I thought and I even commented it too.Omg how? Edit:I scrolled up and checked and I even put ‘has the same vibes as’ 😳 Edit:Well actually I put ‘GIVES ME the same vibes as’

[@Rose-rg9ky]

that’s what i was thinking!

[@jard5918]

"Congratulations... on coming out... I hope it went well..." Ranboo said while crying and pushing his paralyzationizedized friend.

[@N1K0.D4WN]

paralyzationdidtationized Sam POG!

[@suikhiuntjen4085]

😭.(lol I never even wanna to say this LMAO)

[@Outlive9660]

parqlyzationizedized sounds a lot shorter when you say it out loud

[@nuhahusna938]

sam's point of view before ending the stream was also funny, ranboo looks so silly there lmaooo

[@siredtodramione]

@@MeleeXi wait no which stream is it lmao????

[@nuhahusna938]

@@siredtodramione lol here www.twitch.tv/videos/936186542 - ranboo's stream www.twitch.tv/videos/936108210 -sam's stream these links also is in the description...

[@orchiddragon8072]

@@nuhahusna938 You god/goddess/everything in between, I was looking for this! Thank you!

[@ashislostt857]

Ranboo-he’s be parilzationizedtetated Me-huh

[@clause1809]

Yes. I accept this as a word.

[@PS-vr1uv]

@@clause1809 we should put it in a dictionary

[@clause1809]

@@PS-vr1uv yes we should. Complete with definition, origin and use.

[@siliconsulfide8]

@@clause1809 definitely. We should do it right now

[@arsxndxxtthrustt]

HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO SPELL THAT I AM GENUINELY IMPRESSED

[@mercury9682]

Ranboo's EOOOUUUUU noise happens every 2 seconds sksjsfhedues

[@KeitieKalopsia]

FACTS

[@effietrinket5699]

HE SOUNDS LIKE A SLIDING WHISTLE

[@insomniactrash4598]

It sounds like a dying cat, mixed with a sobbing two-year-old! 🤣

[@sophiecanavan8878]

This is just two drunk friends trying to get home but one is slightly more sober.

[@olivia7212]

Which one?

[@sophiecanavan8878]

@@olivia7212 yes

[@dying1025]

@@sophiecanavan8878 PFFF- HAHAAHAHAJSDNFBFN

[@lilyllamaaa]

@@olivia7212 All three

[@s1sh3r3]

LMAOOOO

[@hnanahdl]

from sam's stream the beginning bit looks SO CUTE he was crouching and moving back, then when he went up close and crouched he looked like a little kid trying to get his attention haha

[@coranimate]

AWEEEE

[@livelaugheatbussy5505]

Wait which stream was this? Is it the newest one or the one from 6 days ago

[@N1K0.D4WN]

AWWWWWWWWE!!!!!

[@Sliberry]

Can we have a link to the stream (and a timestamp if you want?)

[@StrabbyStrabby]

@@Sliberry m.twitch.tv/videos/936108210 A little late, but here it is bestie It's about the last ten minutes of the stream. He starts having a lot of tech issues so he doesn't get it all (and sadly doesn't acknowledge ranboo coming back up to him lol)

[@retrofan-girl6382]

Sam: *On his death bed* Ranboo: *Whale mood activated*

[@jessicaduncan8970]

I just watched a 25-minute long video about an enderman trying to teach a blind creeper how to walk again. What am I doing with my life?

[@olivia7212]

Living it to the best you can that’s what!

[@holyshitshea5867]

“I shouldn’t punch someone who’s been completely... nae nae’d” - RanbooLive This is the quote of the fucking century omfg

[@rinqx._5051]

LOL it was very funny when he was making the voice and say 'I paralyzedtated this man'

[@Bietrijst]

**paralizationatizedtated**

[@jard5918]

"Normal fries... Curly fries... I say curly fries..." Ranboo said before crying loudly for his pratlajlksdwiidzoneized friend.

[@siliconsulfide8]

Sam: parilzationizedtetated Ranboo: **cat noises**

[@murderouscroww]

watching sam's perspective of this is so funny bc of all the foreshadowing. the frame rate starts dropping and sam literally says "this pc is about to die" and im sat here giggling like "oh you have no idea whats coming"

[@nonamewriter7950]

I saw a dono that said their sense of humor was broken because this was the funniest thing they've seen and YEAH SAME

[@millianareed224]

Ranboo's cry sounds like my creaky door opening "Ee3eûeeeeéuuühh"

[@user-iz8xq5se3l]

alternative title: Ranboob being a parent for 25 minutes straight

[@k4vka]

🦀

[@AverageSaudi]

RANBOOB LMAO

[@blueza2274]

alternative title: ranboo beaing a horrible parent for 25 minutes straight, not even saying real words and gets heaps of money because hes funny

[@MoonRR_]

The way Ranboo talks 😭😭

[@ratthewbradford3841]

ranboo: "ohmygod he was paralyzasjdeuighruiogrugirguirnjdalitaded" the stream: "oh gawd no"

[@matherfackinggoose]

Alternate title: Ranboo not knowing wether to turn into a cat or stay as an enderman.

[@courtneyhyde2007]

sam ending stream so his computer doesnt break: sams computer: lol

[@victoriawolfe8758]

13:26 made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe he he sounded like a horse! 😂 The OMG’s at the end and the random mumbles aswell made me die XD

[@olivia7212]

I love how the word ‘paralysed’ kept getting bigger and bigger😂 For example: 3:36

[@chany9177]

HIS VOICE SKSJSJSHDHDUE

[@Thyga.05]

Alternative title: "Ranboo speaks enchanting table for 20 minutes"

[@jellycpufi1880]

I was watching Sam's POV and it was so weird trying to figure out what Ranboo was doing because Sam was just doing a normal outro he wasn't stuck or something

[@Not.A.Fish_19]

I think this was one of the funniest moments in any of his streams ever Either that or my sense of humor is broken

[@saraharts8739]

Ranboo having a mental break down for 20 minutes straight-

[@nuggs5509]

Ranboo how could you break the MAN! 😂

[@bee7819]

paralyzationatizenated

[@helloZ]

People saying to put Sam's PC or just put Sam in rice, anyone gonna pit Ranboo in rice?

[@number1sharklvr]

21:31 My ears are Gone

[@enix8498]

thanks for the warning

[@KnightOMoon]

This part broke me 🤣

[@streamy996]

i never thought that he can do that voice, man.. or maybe enderman

[@ilikecatslul]

lMAOO HIS LIFE SUPPORT IS THE PLUG 💀

[@mielatus]

Ranboo just turned baby mode on

[@olivia7212]

7:35 gives me same vibes as Tubbo’s “Wait,wait I have an idea.....Now he can’t breAaThh”

[@nataliaganim5124]

So this is what happened. I tuned into Ranboo's stream yesterday and him and Sam were in a boat. I was so confused. 😂

[@error_331]

This Moodswing at the end

[@ellipticcat]

13:23 is where it gets completely unintelligible lmao

[@Leon-ni5du]

The time stamp on the stream is 1:26:20 sumthin if anyone’s wondering

[@s1sh3r3]

@Sudool Al-khaldy I AM THE MASTER fyi

[@hnanahdl]

PLS it was so conveniently timed, sam's pc tapped out right when he ended stream after ranboo shot him, talk ab comedic timing

[@tirzahshaffer9993]

I love how he helping the person that will kill him XD

[@zoemay6352]

okay but when this happened i literally just forgot what he actually sounded so when he switched back it was just whiplash HAHAHA

[@emijunkai]

Same

[@kackqu]

HE DID THAT THING WHERE HE MEOWED HAHAH

[@kackqu]

6:03

[@siliconsulfide8]

rare footage of his other half showing

[@i3rooke906]

fast forward to sam killing ranboo today

[@Hailoow]

stop stop stop stop stop stop 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺 also he killed apollo

[@naga_og]

Alt title: an enderman helps a crippled creeper

[@lchin.]

TWENTY FIVE MINUTES OF THIS?

[@Hailoow]

YES

[@elsaelsa330]

It went by like a flash. I forgot that i was already late to sending my school work and now im eaven more late

[@siliconsulfide8]

@@elsaelsa330 we need an update.

[@elsaelsa330]

@@siliconsulfide8 I got an F that I was very proud of because i watched this video instead. I learned from it more than from my homework

[@NoName-rl5xn]

ranboo turned into a completely different person on this stream

[@LoryLilyBomber]

Sam’s commentary sounds like Tommy’s description of hell

[@streamymiso1421]

I SWEAR RANBOO WAS ON SO MANY DR!GS WHILE DOING THIS

[@minikipp8549]

watching this at 2x speed is something else

[@MayaCaguioa]

Sam is like a kid who’s wisdom tooth was taken out

[@dylannathanson8442]

this was sooo funny

[@bee7819]

IKR the way ranboo talks i can't stop laughing

[@pixelle2848]

Bruh he kept ringing the bell afterwards I just- 😂

[@alioszka_]

This is just like a parent trying to teach their child how to walk

[@kirigayaazezy6922]

Better Title " Ranboo Cries for 25 Minutes Straight" XD

[@lexkent8305]

this bit will forever be one of the funniest things to be streamed from the smp

[@a1t-ernative]

The fact that 11 months later and the sign he put up is still there. Still just chilling on the path. Still just,, people don't even know what it means or why it's there but it's there and it's because of This Day and _gods_ I fucking loved this stream so much

[@matth3760]

Is that sign actually still there? If so, god I love that little fact lmao

[@a1t-ernative]

@@matth3760 Last I saw it was! I'm about a week behind in dsmp streams atm but I'm pretty sure it's still there, yea! lmao

[@shake1379]

This is what happened when I fell asleep

[@siliconsulfide8]

being parilzationizedtetated? or the stream?

[@shake1379]

@@siliconsulfide8 both I fell asleep right after the stream started

[@EV1881]

I love how Ranboo talking when he’s been moving Sam

[@whyistheinternetsointresti9549]

Ranboo 50% of the stream: *incoherent mumbling*

[@Aneesh_Mane_]

Ranboo may have created the new most longest word "paralyzationdidtationizing"

[@lilyllamaaa]

What about fundy, with "salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie-pie-cake"?

[@bee7819]

this is so cute

[@doggieloves9689]

“Role playing missing donations “ .....curly fries

[@mino7154]

I want a dollar for everytime Ranboo says ›Oh my god‹

[@rainescore]

Ranboo is literally my comfort streamer and some people wonder why

[@lodgedwings7017]

This was like every quest where you have to travel with an NPC all in one video... Especially Skyrim

[@Bietrijst]

I thought there was a puppy whimpering, but not it was just Ranboo 20:52

[@wtz_under]

Sounds like Sam bucket tbh

[@violetiolite]

These are timestamps for me, but you can have them if you want :) 0:35 - Awesamdude's Magestyc turn 6:04 -Ranboo's ambulance impression (or nuclear warning siren I'm not sure) 7:47 - Awesamdude's impression of a fidget spinner 9:03 -“heiscompletlyparalzationnized” and other sentences that don't seem to have any spaces between words. 10:10 - An even worst case of the previous timestamp situation. 13:18 -Same situation, part 3. 13:50 -“Play Animal Crossing for me” 15:58 -“OMG He's gonna try to sprint” 16:34 - S: “I can see a torch” ”LET ME INTO THE LIGHT” R: *“NO, DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT SAM!”* 18:03 - *“OH GOD”* ×7 “THIS IS NOT GOOD” “THERE ARE COLORS” 19:19 - “GOD SPEED” 20:45 -“Take me to my resting place” 21:28 - _awesamdude left the game_ 22:40 - A sign is put by Ranboo “This is where sam died. He got paralyzationizdita” 22:55 - The definition of _asdfghjklzxcvbnm_ 23:40 -I won't even try to understand what Ranboo's saying The rest of the video is just Aedaqzcygcbkolpijbvfewaxcswfvjojnn 24:25 - ”Ijustcan'tbelivethisomgomgican'tbeliveuhaahican'tbelivethisomgican'tbelivethisiseriouslycan'tbelivethis-𝗕𝗨𝗧 𝗔𝗡𝗬𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗧, 𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝗪𝗘 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗦𝗔𝗠'𝗦 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛?! 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗛-”

[@ShakingMyHeadZM]

i couldnt tell it was ranboo talking this while video… then he shouted in his regular voice and jumpscared me 😂😂

[@sagevergara5972]

Ayo this hits different after that lore stream-

[@coffe_addict321]

21:29 Sam left to get some milk

[@honeycombblade]

i can imagine this is how he taught michael to walk 😆😆

[@murderouscroww]

not coconut mall playing in the bg while ranboo is doing the vocal equivalent of cry typing

[@gavinkim1337]

i love when he wails at the sky the sound is satisfying for some reason

[@Eztli__Void]

he was paralizationitiziatationiatizated

[@All54321]

“Can we get some primes for Sam’s death?”

[@Selfish.._Augz]

the way ranboo slowly started speaking enderman is hilarious

[@perryitik2147]

He do be sounding like Xqc when he mumbling tho

[@ToomerInnit]

paralizationedteted. A word I cannot say and probably will never be able to say. Also. Ranboo speaking modes include: 1. Regular 2. Sonic 3. Screech 4.Sadboo wailing 5. Happy 6. Laugh talking. 7. Mumbling

[@nicholslittles98starwars64]

I am looking forward to the wonderful art this bit will produce!!

[@ikaika-fg5zd]

when you think you're first until you refresh (for me there are no views likes or comments yet deep down I know)

[@isaacbuiltdifferentRL]

You were the 5th comment so kinda close

[@melis4093]

8:19 𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚

[@Soapscomputerscreen]

I joined in the middle of this the other day and I was just so confused ✋😂 The first thing I heard when I joined was “Eughhhhhhhgg I parilalizationtidid him”

[@chloeslye4425]

after 6:57 its litterally just lore in itself lmao.

[@HALLO-od9vm]

I laughed at the "WHO IN CHAT JUST SAID LICK HIM??"

[@Kenjimiyazawas63rdcow]

“I can’t put him in rice!”

[@MeIsLeeLee]

"I paralyzationated this man ;-;"

[@Boo23072]

Ranboo: * activates frantic grandma mode *

[@mexicansans2635]

I feel like a cheeto

[@hogoforangutans8791]

im trying to picture what ranboos face would look like when hes just screaming 'eughghhhhhhhh' into the skys

[@ranbo0]

this was the best bit ever holy crap

[@Miss.mellohi]

12:08 Dono: is this lore?

[@Ohgollyhiv]

At 23:00 we should have just put ranboo in rice

[@JonesyJulien]

"He can see the torch! -ERRRR-"