Making American Food in a Place That is NOT America

[@JepexOfficial]

those phases made no sense but also made sense at the same time

[@Local--Idiot]

So its American?

[@boopbloopin8720]

The third tier AMERICAN. I've seen and had before, I was sick for three days after it. Edit: so I leave for not even a full 24 hours and suddenly you guys get these many likes! First off, you guys are crazy. Second, thank you all so much for this. Third, deep fried beef and hotdog I have had before, at the same time but not together. Bleh

[@kittykatrat1474]

that's called being american

[@bonelessmice6828]

pee pee in the maccy chee chee

[@bathtubs.]

only americans can understand

[@privatesectorsec]

“That still looks like it has plastic on it” That means it’s good American cheese

[@angeredfish141]

It’s better if it is made of plastic

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

@@angeredfish141 no, it's just more American

[@zoegulk2707]

I-

[@childharvester8131]

True authentic American cheese

[@kermybird5094]

I'm from Wisconsin. And I can confidently say that I am having a mental breakdown right now.

[@erma9055]

“how is it” “it tastes like a lot of calories” *”good”*

[@anteeklund4159]

Just like American food is supposed to

[@k1pp225]

sheeeesh 🦭

[@akayaabattior2120]

Wow... Poor burger

[@cclover152]

Thats American food for you.

[@ellariemer3783]

Accurate

[@Charlotte-iz1mr]

ranboo: “did y’all see that- it’s- it’s moving on its own” also ranboo: *grabs spatula to protect himself* the scissors: am i THAT bad

[@BrewingUp.Stories]

Imagine the knifes feelings

[@TheEldestSoulDrinker]

The knife hurts the body but the spatula hurts the soul

[@thox_save.-2817]

I was a comment about that

[@sunstruckk]

“So my friend won’t die” 2 seconds later: “Is there plastic on there? It’s fine whatever”

[@waffthewaffle9269]

😂

[@theagentnoob5323]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@him3873]

Murcia

[@lovelyinnit7930]

Ikr😂😂

[@ranbo0]

ranboo moment

[@TapL]

Wow Ranboo you are good at being a YouTooz and a chef and being a YouTooz

[@ilexdiapason]

hello harvey tapl

[@I_hope_I_dont_fall]

:O

[@jaboogiegaming]

Tapl

[@rantoez]

ranboo supremacy am i right

[@cwipsyy]

Hello TapL

[@microwavedbutter2132]

Ranboo: Posts after 4 months Society: *Everybody liked that*

[@Jk-hm8pb]

@Olivia Fraioli we have just given up at this point

[@Hooman_2.0]

Ranboo:"And we also have a-" *proceeds to slap the grill* Ranboo:"i shouldn't not put my full hand in the grill" *Does it again but slower and like 10 times more after*

[@cbry]

i like how he talks with his hands

[@cinnarinlive5293]

first comment at a verified person poggg

[@kacie5145]

second comment at a verified person pog

[@aviva7795]

wHaTs Up ChEcKmArK?

[@comrade7134]

👁👄👁

[@meganpowell2565]

Hello verified person! ;w;

[@emmaedwards8805]

ranboo talking about how he shouldn’t have put his hand on the grill: *puts hand back on the grill*

[@Aleahxx]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@Drainosk]

That's pretty epic bruh

[@jckitkat4499]

Not gonna lie i was screaming blacktop at the screen when he was trying to label the parts of the grill

[@WoweeZowee54]

@@jckitkat4499 I could've sworn it was a skillet

[@strikesthis1215]

agree

[@ShortHax]

It’s all fun and games until Ranboo deep fries a Twinkie and sells it to the local Starbucks under the alias of Florida Man

[@astro5164]

I understood and didn't understand that at the same time

[@archer60x43]

Why do I see you one almost every video?!

[@kae41]

HOLY SHIT YOUVE FIGURED IT OUT,,, COULD THE REASON RANBOO IS SO POWERFUL BE BECAUSE HE IS ALSO FLORIDA MAN

[@jeaicfolan883]

What does this even mean?

[@honey_vee7096]

Ah like the deep fried Mars Bars we sell in chippies in Scotland

[@ambermihm-andrew]

Ranboo: “He doesn’t like cheese on his cheeseburger” also ranboo: *puts two slices of cheese on the cheeseburger*

[@Bangchanni3]

It was for him to eat not tubbo

[@Mars-sm9ij]

The way tubbo got scared when ranboo was telling him that his country sucks

[@shroombee2891]

I KNOWW, Tubbos little "AH!" Was so cute :D

[@zaidish5320]

i was your 1000 like

[@ocparadise5464]

Time stamp?

[@aleena8367]

@@ocparadise5464 watch the video lol

[@hannah_does_gacha]

SUKS SUCKS SUCK OH

[@leticiaperez9543]

“I can feel my cholesterol rising” *that’s how you know it’s certified American food*

[@bearlyastar]

exactly

[@annieann8560]

So we have: “GET OUT OF MY HALLWAY” “GET OUT OF MY PLAYZONE” and now we have “GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN”

[@sweetkaendy4378]

Harry Styles?🤣🤣

[@ScarletBiscuit]

That man now owns the house- ._.

[@Seraphyyx]

At this point it’s just “GET OUT”

[@hetmens8856]

Timestamp? From “get out of my kitchen”

[@originalnomore]

@@hetmens8856 13:46 is the start of it, the get out of my kitchen is 10-20 secs after.

[@rcbinshaven]

Ranboo being scared: “it’s moving on it’s own!” Also Ranboo: “I MIGHT HAVE TO FIGHT YOU!” Me: “god help me”

[@Idk_lol.5]

Me every time be like:

[@Spinginging]

This is any and every Ranboo video.

[@rcbinshaven]

@@Spinginging yep-

[@rcbinshaven]

@@Idk_lol.5 LMAO

[@Accaliaxox]

“I probably shouldn’t have put my whole hand on the grill.” He says, putting his whole hand on the grill again

[@WonkaDragon]

Yeeeeeeeeeeah

[@penguinprincess8056]

🎶he’s just a bit of a fixer upper🎶

[@melissaseagren1140]

I literally just went into the comments to say that, but like yeah

[@mbaugus8499]

@@penguinprincess8056🎶 he's got a couple of flaws🎶

[@amayas.3630]

Best Ranboo cooking lines: - Actually I do mind having my soul taken. *I would prefer to keep my soul* - This is America. We use ketchup. - I really want to add the cinnamon roll -Two times the cheese, two times the disease

[@that_one_mha_fan6312]

Yes 🧠

[@donnawalker7370]

Yesh haha lol

[@emmietessen-powell3795]

Don’t forget: “I really want to add the bag of spaghetti… no”

[@mbaugus8499]

or the classic: **slap** **slap** P A N

[@allenlecorre]

*smacks hand on grill* Ranboo: “I shouldn’t have done that that was a really bad idea.” **proceeds to smack grill again**

[@-kaizen-4968]

i was say something abt that-

[@ranbo0]

ranboo moment

[@javencummins1426]

He just kept his hand one it.

[@kingalice_]

@Gabs he did it more than twise

[@vivienszmolnik5576]

Ranboo : Oh that wasn't a smart idea to put my full hand on the- Also Ranboo : *Puts his hand on it again*

[@K0k01_]

Ranboo: "Except my shirt has corgis on it." Me: " I like this man even more..."

[@-floof-7036]

Yeees i love corgis

[@Emescamcam]

Yes! 100th like:)

[@simpledolly1493]

Heck yess

[@squirrelwithaukulele]

100% I thought he said Orbeez until I saw this comment, and now this makes a lot more sense

[@mistyhalo_yeet7003]

Aphmau needs here

[@JustMe-lx1im]

Ranboo: **Brings out gun** Me: "Ah yes, it's not American without a gun"

[@H0RR0R_CR0W]

Yep

[@mokmok564]

It's never american if it don't had gun

[@addisynvaske6598]

Or school

[@shadowedmemories2986]

thats true-

[@ArataIG]

if there were no guns in america would it still be america >_>?

[@lilbabyman3534]

ranboo looks like a person who just found out that he needed to tell the presentation, and has no idea what's the presentation about, but somehow he still managed to be confident

[@surreptitious5871]

fact

[@kashaf7102]

500 likes??

[@edithmiranda6532]

Lol

[@dyahmadinastiti5314]

very true

[@pywang2212]

Woah

[@NUGGETS.are.amazing.EXE.l]

*Ranboo “so you see the green light just came on which means I probably shouldn’t have put the burger in until the green light came on, but I don’t wait for things to tell me that it’s “safe” or “ok” to do because I’m American”*

[@SpaceCroissant]

at this point he’s become more of a cooking youtuber than a minecraft youtuber but im here for it 😌

[@Allen13143]

UwU

[@lomea9]

hello our favorite croissant

[@imadoor2205]

Hey Space Croissant

[@Soloplayzz_777]

Hi

[@finleyh3834]

as he should

[@natthesilly]

Dude picked up a hot dog straight off the grill. He really said: “I feel no pain”

[@caspertheghost3803]

The Americans had 200 years of evolution they don’t feel heat they have grilled to much

[@wallflora]

@@caspertheghost3803 we have power you cant even imagine

[@-hooray-]

@@caspertheghost3803 Africans: 😏 (i’m african please spare me)

[@littlenuthatch7086]

My dad does the same thing. He’s like it’s a waste of dishes lol

[@aarond9371]

he probably has a grill that doesn't conduct heat onto skin, yet does onto food. They exist (google it), Or maybe not.

[@emmathestrange6986]

*smacks grill* “I probably shouldn’t have smacked the grill” (something like that) *proceeds to put hand on grill again*

[@ethrealg]

I did this too just before you 😃

[@Jennabellakel]

“I slap my MEAT on the grill like every red blood I have blood” got me dying of laughter

[@Fiizy]

Good at being tall, good at being a chef, good at being a plushy.. bUiLt DiFfErEnT

[@diversenest2331]

Fiizy?

[@fk9588]

yes

[@imsurprisedyoucanhave50cha88]

Fax

[@staticz_drago8530]

Hi fiizy

[@DrPleasent]

Built long

[@randomjojofan8930]

The ranboo cooks series is better than any professional cooking show

[@Cr0mewatch]

Even better than ramsay

[@elinternetpiolaayudaporfav1792]

Ramsay : are you challenging me ?

[@nonahamlton8781]

This is more entertaining than Gordon Ramsay trying and miserably failing to make grilled cheese.

[@elinternetpiolaayudaporfav1792]

@@Cr0mewatch I don't know about that, kitchen nightmares, master chef/master chef Jr, hotel hell and hells kitchen it's way to good

[@marley_bee5187]

Very much so

[@sourgreen]

"isn't this absolutely terrib- I'm so glad I'm not gonna eat this oh TUBBO!"

[@arubikcubethatshouldnthave4440]

lol

[@Mainloke2]

“Am I breaking any laws by doing this?” And that I by say, yes.

[@Gueni2053]

Alternate title: Ranboo’s third attempt at killing/disappointing God by making weird food.

[@alicesobers]

By “baking” weird food 😭✌️

[@krazykid1540]

So true

[@tobilikespocoyo]

True-

[@OhsweetOhno]

Disappointing God with Ranboo! 3rd edition, *American*

[@abigailcastillo317]

Food that can kill God: American edition

[@padma6182]

"Two times the cheese, two times the disease." - Ranboo, The Art of American (2021)

[@blu.b3ll]

lol 😂

[@SkullPr1nc3]

Woo

[@ranbo0]

such an inspirational quote :')

[@rainerghost]

Y E S

[@Casperlasperdasper.]

_WOO!_

[@Dinklenutts]

“there is no seasoning, just ketchup” NO CAUSE HES NOT WRONG

[@ItsAntfarmNerds505]

yes.

[@miskinfamily3089]

MAYO

[@ItsAntfarmNerds505]

@@miskinfamily3089 yes

[@ddilfgetterfr]

WHAT ABOUT MAYO THAT SHIT LOOKED SO DRY WHAT ABOUT TOMATOES IR CHOOPED ONIONS ANYTHING

[@ItsAntfarmNerds505]

@@ddilfgetterfr Excuse me? Many people like mayonnaise, and here you go insulting it? That fucked up, man..

[@ItsTangey]

Can we just appreciate the fact that Ranboo used the correct knife to cut the buns

[@robomix3162]

Ranboo before: i want to make a cake that can kill god! Ranboo in this episode: *I've became a god apologist.*

[@potatoking3760]

“I am dressed like someone in their mid-50s and has given up on life” well that must be one stylish 50 year old

[@crowe3630]

My grandpa wears Hawaiian shirts, and he's 50

[@chiarruzini1191]

​@@crowe3630 what a cool grandpa then

[@bella_daze3092]

LMAO

[@the26thLetteroftheAlphabet]

except Ranboo's shirt has corgis on it

[@SirPablito]

''I shouldn't have put my hand on the grill'' _proceeds to place his hand to the grill again_

[@lolbit_lm3082]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHHA

[@afeefali1505]

@@lolbit_lm3082 ha

[@ooblecklover]

@@lolbit_lm3082 AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@ooblecklover]

okay im done😁.

[@ethrealg]

Haha so funny

[@lordofmushrooms8804]

They should make a cooking show called: *Does He Know What He’s Doing?* And the first line should always be: *no, I don’t know what I’m doing, but let’s do it ANYWAY!*

[@xOrionNebula2708]

lmao

[@pineappleking6096]

“Probably shouldn’t have put my full hand on the grill that was not a smart idea” *says while his full hand is on grill*

[@StealthStryker]

Ikr Lol

[@riley7288]

Multiple times lmao

[@Kiroche]

LMaO 😂

[@DefNotOctopus]

Lol

[@DreamIslandStealer]

Ikr LOLLL

[@a_w31rd03]

“God help me” you already killed god with a CAKE. He won’t help.

[@grac1cle341]

Fr tho

[@pokiish]

not he wont, he *cant*

[@ahmedakmalYT]

Ye

[@__rtdwlol__7675]

Lmao

[@ScreechIsUncool]

+ destroyed his grave with dogburger

[@topazskiies2556]

"Flat boi" and this is my comfort streamer i have no regrets.

[@alysharandall7571]

Me eather

[@chargedcreeper0256]

Yup

[@mars-dz9kx]

same

[@Kas_997]

Same no regrets

[@dr_amsmp6220]

Same

[@demonnuggie8419]

my ass keeps coming back to this because i discovered Ranboo about 4 or 3 years ago and yet they're the funniest fucking person I've ever seen. Keep making videos, they're awesome!!

[@sketchami]

“We’re just going to leave it up to God, like most things in America these days”

[@cydneyluwho2213]

😮 SKETCH!

[@ava8594]

“Did y’all see that?” Spoken like a true American

[@Callmeperson.]

I hate you

[@idiotace4522]

I'm the 69th like

[@KeitieKalopsia]

Couldn’t have said it better

[@failingeverything5793]

@@Callmeperson. Another true American

[@shreddedmedkit]

@@Callmeperson. hi biz|-|

[@Ivy-Mint]

Ranboo:"You know your country" Tubbo:"Yes" Ranboo: "it sucks" Tubbo: "oh"

[@aleahtrujillo3824]

LMFOA

[@evernight6299]

What was even funnier was the fact that he completely startled tubbo in the process 😁

[@skyesilver705]

I took that personally as well :( English Demigirl~

[@Inyanga_the_therian]

Ranboo: Compares himself to someone in their mid 50s who has given up on like Also Ranboo: "But my shirt has corgis on it"

[@Inyanga_the_therian]

I just love how whenever he can't remember the name of something he decides to give it a new name, one no one has ever dared to think about before XD

[@imarson_404_2]

“I really hope This is cooked Cos if it’s not My friend with *die* ” Such a motivational jingle

[@pr1s_m136]

I'd pay for that line to become a full song

[@bolognee8898]

“I can already feel my cholesterol rising” Yep this is definitely American food

[@shehzada420g]

another inspirational ranboo quote: "Two times the cheese, Two times the disease"

[@SparelWood]

AMEN

[@shoebox_coffin]

"WOW!" *does quick little dance*

[@bushrairfan3332]

WOOO

[@lizzy4013]

⭐️ W O O ⭐️

[@NICOLEwendt73]

I said that way to often by now 😂

[@Humanbeing071]

Anyone else watched this video so many times that u can quote it word for word? 💀

[@bobby_sox]

“HEY” “AAH!” “You know your country?” “Yeah..?” “It SUCKS” -*Beeduo 2021* @5:49

[@skullkid4211]

ah

[@cereal7972]

Before: 112 likes **refresh** *289 likes* Now 419 likes .. 562 likes 632 likes ok it’s still going but I don’t think I will be able to keep track of how much likes this is gaining sheesh

[@cloudycandy6433]

Omg

[@rokford3291]

i think your comment will be popular

[@aidanmartin4583]

I live here and I agree with Ranboo.

[@qxia_3142]

"You know your country?" "..yeah?" "IT SUCKS" - RanbooLive, 2021

[@gigamundchadwickthe3rdesqu468]

Finally found the comment

[@bleh883]

he just reenacted the American revolution

[@unkwn_gcha925]

@@bleh883 PLZ...😭✋

[@bleh883]

@@unkwn_gcha925 am i wrong :)

[@winterduck1417]

@@bleh883i’m watching this while i’m procrastinating on my presentation about the American revolution…stop haunting me America 😞

[@janimates2204]

Steps to making a ranboo vid: -sarcasm -extreme hand gesturing -hair comb every 3 seconds -dad jokes

[@Avaiguess]

You forgot the dad jokes 😔😔

[@KoreCorrupt]

You gotta love that hair comb

[@janimates2204]

@@Avaiguess ah yes lemma add

[@iVrY-pu5dz]

Yis

[@DrpshpdCatShirt]

I just spent about 20 minutes looking for this comment for absolutely no reason :D Woo!

[@Izzy._Vlogzz39]

“I can feel my cholesterol rising .” That’s means you did it right 👍

[@nobodycaresthoO]

Nobody- Ranboo- “I’m dressed like someone in their mid fifties who has completely given up on life.”

[@Katiescones103]

No,no,no,no.... There are corgis

[@Allen13143]

UwU

[@Corally_18]

but it has corgis on it

[@axth3rr]

@@Katiescones103 33 secs ago

[@payjoem24]

The divorced dad look

[@faith_m05]

“i probably shouldn’t have put my whole hand on the grill” chefboo proceeds to put his hand on the grill again

[@a.y5446]

well, that's chefboo for you!

[@eevee420]

"Get out of my kitchen" He says, as it is in fact Tubbo's kitchen.

[@kae41]

ranboos kitchen now

[@angelopouIos]

with the amount of time he's spent trapped in that kitchen, it might as well be his

[@zombie2401]

Pfft tubbo owning something tubbo is a slav he merely supervises

[@wheelersconverse]

The amount of times tubbo has forced him to stay in the kitchen he has the right to say tha

[@atreeseedling]

*Colonisation be like*

[@waynekirby6026]

8:20 had me laughing ranboo was ready to fight with a sausage with a spatula

[@melchoraquinogasmen9337]

"2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease" -ranboo trying to kill a friend

[@RemyTheGayRat]

Facts

[@MrCreed5058]

THE TRUTH FROM THIS MANS MOUTH

[@melchoraquinogasmen9337]

578 likes O_o

[@bloodysovy8026]

"We're just gonna leave it up to god like most Americans these days" I- that is so brutally true.

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current subs 10053

[@BoredQuill9090]

@@ceegeetee bruh

[@nicoislazy]

*Most* not all. -Atheist who thinks the “I-“ has no grammatical reasoning of being there in that sentence at all

[@bL00dc0R3_xx]

"Where's the seasoning?" "Guess what buddy, this is America, you get KETCHUP."

[@heartstxpper]

Please tell me people don't put seasoning on their hot dogs... I'm not American but yeah

[@arabellasmagictricks8436]

me, who likes salt and pepper on my American food: 👀

[@kae41]

and honestly,,, _hes not wrong and i hate it here_

[@PanFroggo14]

Really depends on where in America. We’re a very weird country

[@egh__]

As an American who hates ketchup, I’m disgusted by the people of my country

[@mbaugus8499]

Just in case anyone wanted to see this Ranboo: HEY!! Tubbo: AH!! Ranboo: You know your country? Tubbo: ....yeah? Ranboo: it SUCKS!! Tubbo: oh...

[@maskedge9524]

It's amazing that Ranboo is getting more comfortable with just being himself! You can tell he is happy in the way that he is now! I enjoyed watching this video, it was hilarious and I am looking forward to see more!

[@justamberish]

“I’m so happy I’m not eating this. OH TUBBOO” *top 10 moments before disaster*

[@nug6376]

“Two times the cheese, Two times the disease” WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@ghost_shivers5276]

WAIT IM GETTING A PAPER ok I wrote it down um now what?

[@Crinlask]

@@ghost_shivers5276 *now summon your inner life form that has been trapped in you for so long.*

[@expiredloser6921]

🗒🖋

[@ghost_shivers5276]

@@Crinlask *accidental summons Satan* uh help?

[@amarissilas810]

@@ghost_shivers5276 summons a cheese burger 🙂➡️🍔😅

[@CarissaWilson-yz7tw]

Tubbo ratings ✨pretty good✨ ✨it tastes like a lot of calories✨ ✨this is grim✨ ✨I can already feel my cholesterol rising✨ ✨I feel like i'm gonna be ill✨

[@OZBALLZ_]

“Now let’s get our taste tester.” “TUBBO!” *“What the [****] is going on?”*

[@that_one_mha_fan6312]

😂

[@daviszpz]

Lol

[@clopaz1940]

timemark pleaseee :)

[@seanadas852]

@@clopaz1940 5:05

[@ProxyAnimates]

Bad language

[@atyourmomshouse7896]

Everyone else: Where is the seasoning? Ranboo: *Laughs in American*

[@a_derpy_pers0n655]

✨ Ketchup ✨ or if you are in the East of America then ✨ Mustard ✨

[@miles5786]

I’m American and literally just take the hotdog out of the pack and microwave it throw some ketchup and mustard on and boom my dinner

[@ellariemer3783]

This is incredibly relatable

[@REVLZM]

As an American I love spices on my food

[@LingRu]

@@REVLZM no

[@xdontpanic_]

"America, it is certainly a place" Words we should all live by.

[@staryplayzzz6067]

yes.

[@eth3raeL]

Yea

[@ranbo0]

yes

[@aquaticangel3380]

Yes

[@doctormal.practice1606]

Yep

[@bpeantagonist1877]

Ramboo: *slaps the to of the grill Ramboo: "ohh that was not a smart idea *proceeds to put hand back on grill Ramboo: "I put my hole hand on the grill" *Slowly removed hand Me:" WTF "

[@osheridan]

"America. It certainly is a place." *I'm telling you, KZbin has taught me more than school ever could.*

[@pipersinkler4211]

same

[@sureindubitably3771]

Ah yes America *sigh* what a wondrous place

[@V1Ultrakilllmao]

Ahh schools America gun

[@ayang8968]

Teachers be using random videos on KZbin to teach instead teaching. I probably learned more one KZbin aswell tho

[@waterlemonandfriends]

You can just tell how much more confident and comfortable he’s gotten in front of the camera since the first video in the “Ranboo bakes” series and we love to see it. Style has also massively improved (although the suit is still hella classy)

[@ena_aad]

nah, hes just turned into a cartoon character

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

“I should not have put my full hand on the top of the grill” _he says as he does it again_

[@mistyhalo_yeet7003]

Haha

[@wickedgirl_0033]

This is funny

[@Solver_of_The_Absolute]

I have decided. Ranboo is my spirit animal.

[@jasonruiz4067]

“Taste likes a lot of calories” the taste of America

[@brandyfrasier9716]

tubbo be right, we americans love our foody calories, thats why we have so many big guys

[@mewow3556]

*eagle caws in the distance*

[@milestherealalpha]

Yes

[@megaforge1731]

The pfp

[@megaforge1731]

Love it

[@reverland735]

“American food doesn’t have to be smart” The *shade*

[@lizzie8509]

But it’s true

[@ActuallyYoda69]

He's right though, it often isn't

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

As an American myself, I agree.

[@eucliid2370]

Ah yes, the three stages of the universe: American *American* ‘Merican.

[@Fyodorarc]

My teacher says it like that- he isn’t even trying at this point mate

[@kassiemullin1146]

Yes.

[@Alkrielm]

Then you have MURICA FUCK YE

[@jelumart2111]

Merica

[@lissy.hobbyhorse]

𝙻𝚘𝚕

[@Fades-h8g]

Ranboo: "How's it doing?" ad: "taxes." Ranboo: "Yep, no, we're keeping that closed."

[@ratcrackers3869]

"The buns don't come pre-cut" spoken like a true american

[@ghoul3070]

ARE YOU BRITISH?? CSN YOU CONFIRM OR DENY IF YOU LIVE LIKE THAT???? THATS HORRIBLE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELVES

[@randomperson2559]

@@ghoul3070 FR LIKE WHAT THE HECK

[@Unknown-oz1ll]

@@ghoul3070 I'm mexican and the buns don't come pre-cut here either

[@randomperson2559]

@@Unknown-oz1ll i thought every country had pre cut buns 😭🤚 i need to educate myself bahaha

[@kayleighrose]

@@ghoul3070 it's not pre cut in Australia too

[@hayzlord1208]

“Two times the cheese, two times the disease.” “We have to prep the buns alright because it’s not a truly American thing unless the buns are toasted, I mean, have you seen the beaches?!… BeCaUsE TaNnInG” - Ranboo 2021

[@shojokenji]

@AP1063 0

[@crispicheese]

ysvvbj

[@robertcombs7772]

So true

[@Kam-zu6qv]

“American food isn’t necessarily the food itself, but it’s how you create it and how absolutely trashy it can get!” This is such a true fact, and such a wonderful quote

[@colbysmith2460]

i have genuinely never seen tangy cheese Doritos or ketchup cheetos in my entire life (I'm an american) so i completely disagree that the phase two and phase three dishes were american

[@arubikcubethatshouldnthave4440]

food

[@Kam-zu6qv]

@@colbysmith2460 I’ve never seen theme either lol(I’m also American) but ya know what they are probably somewhere at a very cheap price

[@Kae_kiwii]

13:51 *pulls out nerf gun from literally no where* Ranboo:GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN OUT! and the fact that his mask is in makes it a little less scary lol

[@the26thLetteroftheAlphabet]

I don't know, having a 6'7" American man with every facial feature hidden behind a mask and sunglasses aim a nerf gun at me while yelling and cooking a hamburger poorly would be more scary

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm1999]

"This better be cooked or otherwise my friend will die" "I think I left the plastic on the cheese. It's fine" God, I love ranboo's sense of humor. Also, *I ordered a plush*

[@f1shwater_]

I got Ranboo flop, or as I call it: Flopboo

[@strb3rry]

IM TOO BROEK TO BUY IT

[@aluriene3196]

@@f1shwater_ as i did aswell 😎

[@evelynmunoz9195]

@@strb3rry same🙁

[@justis4kira]

No far :(

[@katemcbridee]

"American food isn't necessarily the food itself, but it's how you create it and how just absolutely trashy it can get." -Ranboo, July 16, 2021.

[@phantomfox9556]

Well he’s not wrong😆

[@SortOfABigDeal]

It’s about the 👌👌vibes👌👌

[@DarkAngel1117_]

can confirm as an american

[@davv6628]

Isn't it the 17th tho-?

[@childharvester8131]

“America food essentially isn’t food It’s plastic with flavour”

[@carlcalsado3959]

Ranboo: Hamburger is an American food Germany: *"I guess i'll just die"*

[@ninlog]

The city of Hamburg doesn’t exist

[@Zanitat]

@@ninlog sus

[@anuragneelam8527]

@@Zanitat mogus

[@TresPatica1979]

@@anuragneelam8527 amogus

[@LB0206]

@@ninlog I didn't even consider that could have been sarcasm and was baffled

[@mixergamer300]

9:40 Ranboo: 2 times the cheese 2times the disease WOO

[@lemonhere]

“2x the cheese” “2x the disease” Literally died on that one lmao

[@coco_chapman8313]

I hadn’t watched that part in the video yet and I screamed ‘THE CHEESE THE CHEESE THE DISEASE THE DISEASE’ 💃

[@lemonhere]

Lmao

[@lemonhere]

Holy shit why so many like tysm

[@lemonhere]

Likes*

[@noteasports2555]

have we met before LemOnGrease?

[@Kam-zu6qv]

“We will be cooking this food in 3 phases. Phase one,.. American…?” “Phase 2! American, it’s definitely American food.” “And then there’s 3. Which is… American(slight texan accent, in serious tone)

[@titanlord9267]

love this, the back of my avatar says why

[@jilliancruvens8775]

“Murican”

[@er3n._.]

All 7 billion people: "One apple a day, keeps the doctor away" That one guy called Ranboo/b: "2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease WHOO"

[@mehhehhe]

Lol

[@ACheateryearsago]

Doctor a day keeps the apple away

[@BluRobyn]

it's the WHOO for me /pos

[@ReaTheReal]

WHOO

[@hogwartsdemon4525]

Me at 3 am finding the cheese in the fridge XD Ranboo has the best quotes in history tbh.

[@lauryns5780]

Bro why is this soo accurate And the way tubo said “ I can feel my cholesterol rising” IS PERFECT

[@tidalraeve4144]

Ranboo: "touching this surface is a bad idea" hits the grill 30 more times

[@quinniscool9388]

so frickin true!!!!

[@Talia_theslay1]

I KnOW RIGHt!😂😂

[@paravoyd]

Yes

[@rizquartz]

“2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease” LMFAO NOW THATS A QUOTE

[@SaarimPlayz]

XD

[@eo6417]

IT GOT ME WHEN HE DID THE LIL DANCY DANCE AFTER 😭

[@justamberish]

IKR

[@Coconut997]

When i read it ranboo literally said it-

[@Aguywandering]

That’s going in the quote book!

[@melvinewx6608]

The word "American" just existing: Ranboo: "It's my time to shine."

[@wheelersconverse]

How do you have 503 likes in 17 minutes I’m confuzzled

[@super-friends4126]

It’s free real-estate

[@melvinewx6608]

@@wheelersconverse AHAHA IDEK, BUT IM NOT DISSAPOINTED 😌

[@native-urdaily-potato6786]

Torture a UK boy Nobody: Tubbo (exists)

[@tabithajones2334]

9:40 ''2 times the cheese 2 times the disease woo''

[@mayuuuu777]

"the kitchen is really small" "no,he's just *big* "

[@spartanv0]

Both

[@TuckLewis0412]

Facts

[@giovannab23]

both actually 😭

[@eightdogstreet]

SO TRUEEE

[@Em-wu7br]

He’s just tall

[@synthnet_z]

“i should not have put my whole hand on the grill” *puts whole hand on grill again

[@ellysm512]

And like 4 times

[@camillesantoro]

he's like a power ranger. no face expressions so he expresses himself by moving his arms and body WAY to much.

[@tachyontwo]

How do we know he's not a power ranger

[@jimmyjonron1553]

@@tachyontwo we don’t

[@cheerio7179]

@@tachyontwo have you ever seen a power ranger and Ranboo in the same room? exactly

[@bloomph]

@@tachyontwo have you ever seen ranjiggler and a power ranger in the same room

[@acreativewolf9957]

@@cheerio7179 nono he's definitely a power ranger

[@AC_21]

"I probably shouldn't put my had on this" Puts hand on it again