Ranch Water? It's Not What You Think...and I tried all of March Firsts Phantasm Ranch Water.

[@ArrSayingPirate.]

So Phantasm is the (mocktail) cocktail seltzer series, Ranch Water is the current series of Phantasm, with flavors among the Ranch Waters?

[@TheGnarlyGnome]

It’s a ranch water flavor series of the phantasm line of cocktails that are canned under the March First line of canned seltzer-like drinks. Ranch.