There is a fun line in ASOS that I keep thinking of whenever you joke about being late: "A prince is never late, it's everyone else who are early!" -Wyman Manderly, attempting to comfort Bran who feels bad about arriving late to a meeting.
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
wouldn't that be ACOK? pretty sure Bran wasn't in Winterfell at all in ASOS
@yggdrasil2 Жыл бұрын
@@renaigh that is true, I keep mixing them up for some reason.
@Methus3lah Жыл бұрын
“Any time that I have to use the bathroom, I assume that I am just dying because my enemies have poisoned me.”
@cowsharkdefin6376 Жыл бұрын
Never apologize for kitty mews. Apologize for not showing us your cat.
@annalong9741 Жыл бұрын
Illyrio wanted Jeor dead so Jon could become lord commander so he WOULD LOSE ALL OF HIS TITLES AND CLAIMS. I HATE that we’ve gone so deep down into the rabbit hole that I saw the prompt and after thirty seconds I was like “yeah this makes sense.” GRRM needs to release winds. We are not okay
@reddest-x Жыл бұрын
I mean... He lost all his titles and claims when he joined the NW anyway?
@reddest-x Жыл бұрын
(I haven't gotten there in the video though so forgive me if something they say negates that fact or something?)
@barcelomrozovic1625 Жыл бұрын
Jon Snow-bowl is clearly a desert for Bran after he finishes eating Jojen-paste
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Jon Connington and Penny are Daenerys's real parents
@JimRFF Жыл бұрын
I know GRRM and character ages aren't exactly a consistent thing, but isn't Penny *younger* than Dany is? hahaha... I know book-Dany is significantly younger than show-Dany and only starts the series at age 13 ish, but I think Penny is only 14 or 15 when we get to know her in A Dance with Dragons, which would make her about the same age as Dany at most, give or take a year
@Rougarou99 Жыл бұрын
That’s just a red herring. Penny is actually secretly Varys, who is secretly a mermaid.
@Gray_ninja Жыл бұрын
@@Rougarou99 Varys is time traveling Illirio
@braylonshook1893Күн бұрын
J + P = Time traveling fetus D
@mintyblur5 ай бұрын
I would've defended "Aerys isn't dead" by saying that Varys not only did baby swapping, but also adult swapping
@ГригорийКузярин-т1ъ7 ай бұрын
"Tyrion poisoned Tywin" I agree. A crossbow bolt is quite a dangerous poison 🤔
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Ser Pounce is secretly a Targaryen
@1stofHisName-m2d5 ай бұрын
OMFG! I'm dying right now!!! literally laughing so loud. Haven just said "Elyrio Mopatis did 9/11" that's the funniest thing you've ever said bro
@Mink-yu8nu Жыл бұрын
No chance of a 10ft Oberyn Martell then?
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Penny is the Knight of the Laughing Tree
@barcelomrozovic1625 Жыл бұрын
You should do a stream when you invent theories for each other to make arguments for, would love to see that
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Jorah is the Bloodstone Emperor reborn
@mementomori771 Жыл бұрын
36:37 genuinely love this secret targaryen theory
@KaiHung-wv3ul9 ай бұрын
The one I got was "Qyburn was a student of Bloodraven" which is actually kind of possible.
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Deep Ones built the inn at the crossroads
@eidolon-0696 Жыл бұрын
Tyrek Lannister is Stranger
@whensomethingcriesagain9 ай бұрын
We were never told precisely which horse he was last seen, so it's possible
@TyHill-i8u Жыл бұрын
Alt schwift X and Glidus back in 04’ 😂 Damn that intro was them PERFECTLY. It’s a compliment though. Keep it up
@jarbenmate7702 Жыл бұрын
The new Glidus and Schwifty
@NightDweller Жыл бұрын
Gerrion Lannister is Euron Greyjoy
@SamanthaBoooooooo Жыл бұрын
13:15 That proposed video on the time skip would be super cool please consider
@KaiHung-wv3ul9 ай бұрын
Taena Merryweather is Ashara Dayne, and also Septa Lemore, and also Quaithe, and also Shierra Seastar.
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Podrick will win the Iron Throne
@kronosbach52636 ай бұрын
Podrick is actually a bastard of Viserys who got shipped over by Illyrio, clearly.
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Catelyn was Nissa Nissa
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Luwin and Bloodraven are twins
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Quentyn Martell hooked up with Areo Hotah at the tourney of Harrenhal
@TyHill-i8u Жыл бұрын
Quinn-I’m sorry if you hear meowing or playing around in background…it’s my… FanHaven-Is that your son!? Ummm…Nah it’s my Cat. Crowd-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Stannis and Olenna are Strong Belwas's real parents
@alexanders86384 ай бұрын
i love when the generator throws plausible theories, it's fun to hear arguments for silly things "Daenerys will be defeated in battle by Gendry at Moat Cailin" "Squishers will take over Braavos" "Theon is a descendent of Dunk" "Tormund is secretly working for the Others" Now THIS would be the wildest and anger-inducing plot twist if true "Howland Reed will destroy the Iron Throne" revenge for lyanna!! "Jon Arryn isn't dead" ya he;s secretly septa lemore
@thelastbrickbender2139 Жыл бұрын
Illyria hired the nights watch to mutiny, he is a staunch Aegon supporter and wants him to take the throne, well how better to make Westeros ready for conquest than to sow chaos, we actually see his partner Varys employ the same tactic in killing Kevon Lannister in the aDwD epilogue, so he is taking care of southern politics, but the north has no reason to follow Argon, well how better to endear him to the northern lords than to make him its savior, the northern lords have gone south to war, so there is no one left to stop a wildling invasion, which is of course very likely, with a destabilized and depowered watch, however the wildlings are undisciplined and wouldn’t stand a chance against the fierce golden company, making their defeat at the hands of Aegon inevitable, while making him the savior of the north and turning them into his most loyal allies
@KaiHung-wv3ul9 ай бұрын
Lollys Stokeworth is the Shrouded Lord.
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Osha poisoned Joffrey
@graycin3391 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for not doing 10 hours on food descriptions :p
@chandlerpearce6213 Жыл бұрын
I love those streams
@graycin3391 Жыл бұрын
@@chandlerpearce6213 I just discovered they’re just theory streams so yea it’s fine
@casmd21319 ай бұрын
R + L = J Robert Baratheon + Lysa Tully = Jon snow
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Margaery will marry Sansa
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Tommen is secretly Nimble Dick Crabb
@chadsummerchild1120 Жыл бұрын
Yo you alright fam?
@kidgforce1 Жыл бұрын
Thoros of Myr could also have some Valyrian blood, because Myr was a Valyrian colony
@Hubabuba2589 ай бұрын
Cersei will give an Asylum to Walder Frey fleeing south with all the Freys and then Qyburn will sacrifice every Frey in a blood ritual to resurrect the corpse of Balerion the Black Dread.
@idontuploadanym0re6 ай бұрын
Cersei actually did get with Moon Boy and he is the true father of her bastards. that whole thing with Jaime was a collective delusion caused by the Winterfell hot springs. Bran fell because of a skill issue, every prior memory Cersei and Jaime had of being together was fabricated by the hallucinogenic h2o, and Tyrek was a horse the entire time even before he went missing.
@youtubeconnoisseur32154 ай бұрын
I would love to see another one of these 🙂
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Benjen and Val are twins
@KaiHung-wv3ul9 ай бұрын
Hodor is a secret Targaryen.
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Old Nan was Lightbringer
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Jon Snow will be defeated in battle by Gilly at Pentos
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Skahaz mo Kandaq is secretly the Tattered Prince
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Quentyn Martell isn't dead (yes it did generate this)
@Mink-yu8nu Жыл бұрын
The polls not showing but still good fun! Hello from the future. I'll stop now!!!
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Bloodraven will be killed by white walkers
@InquisitorThomas11 ай бұрын
I mean that’s literally what happened in the show, and Bloodraven’s death scene in the show wasn’t terrible, so it could make sense that might have been part of George’s notes.
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Penny is a descendent of Dunk
@InquisitorThomas11 ай бұрын
I mean that could make for a fun twist, it’s hypothetically possible for a tall person to have child/grandchild/great grandchild with Dwarfism, but even though Penny doesn’t mirror Dunk physically she mirrors his kind and brave soul.
@benhayward2597 Жыл бұрын
I'm on tender hooks to wait to see if a real terrible theory comes out
@KaiHung-wv3ul9 ай бұрын
Strong Belwas and Zombie Gregor are the parents of Alys Rivers.
@Mink-yu8nu Жыл бұрын
Maybe Jon Snow becomes a potter? Sorry I missed the live stream!
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Ashara skinchanged into Jon Snow
@johnpolkas6135 Жыл бұрын
Need more of these
@fantasyhaven1 Жыл бұрын
There's another one on Quinn's channel
@johnpolkas6135 Жыл бұрын
@@fantasyhaven1 already saw it. You guys are pretty creative with the theories, I’m impressed. Keep on making your vids, love em all!
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Jon is secretly the child of Brandon Stark and Lyanna
@petertom92 Жыл бұрын
Pyp and Jon Connington are Sweetrobin's real parents
@daudduro6135 Жыл бұрын
i got a theory jon snow’s parent are dinosaurs
@jessemansfield999210 ай бұрын
Maybe a spear will be thrown at the sun to bring on the long night!!
@viniciusvyller94586 ай бұрын
Euron is being warged by Sweetrobin
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Penny did Summerhall
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Daenerys's real parents are Tormund and Wylla
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Quaithe is secretly working for Euron to destroy Hot Pie
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Stannis will destroy Greywater Watch
@EliasHall75 ай бұрын
I also tried this theory Generator. Do you know what theory i got ( really): Daenerys ist secretly a Targaryen😅
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Bloodraven is secretly a Targaryen
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Jon Snow will wield Longclaw
@InquisitorThomas11 ай бұрын
I mean that’s just absurd.
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Euron will destroy Oldtown
@InquisitorThomas11 ай бұрын
I mean that is just likely to happen at the start of the Winds of Winter.
@a.a677 Жыл бұрын
I love this
@chadsummerchild1120 Жыл бұрын
Bummed I missed the stream
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Podrick Targaryen
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
Podrick = Hodor = Nimble Dick Crabb
@micmack1006 Жыл бұрын
Bump for the algorithm
@noneofyourbusiness70102 ай бұрын
Stannis will marry Drogon
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
A+C=J
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
S+H=J+M
@NightDweller Жыл бұрын
Goated video
@obviousalias132 Жыл бұрын
Totally random but Immaculate Conception refers to Mary's conception being free of Original Sin, not the Virgin Birth of Jesus Christ. Catholicism is weird.