ASOIAF theory pictionary with Glidus! 🎨🎨

[@TheRealNorth21]

It is hilarious to me that this community is so cracked that Bolt-On is now considered a vanilla theory.

[@benabroad8872]

😂

[@thing_under_the_stairs]

That's what I love about this fandom. How serious and logical it is.

[@balthazarwerner7792]

Wait till u hear about thunder-off. Apparently there r still some insane theorists that don’t believe roose isnt a son warging vampire

[@theyoungknight.3119]

Listen right, Vampires suck blood and leeches also suck blood so since Rose likes leeches he is a vampire, Theory confirmed!

[@thing_under_the_stairs]

@@theyoungknight.3119 That makes perfect, logical sense. Just like how all the Stark kids are obviously werewolves. Except Sansa. Obviously.

[@Exvilness]

I decided to check out the generator, it gave me "Jon Snow wrote the Pink Letter" which is something I 100% believe now

[@Starduckvalley]

Theyll never suspect a thing

[@HOTD108_]

Jon unconsciously wrote the pink letter whilst sleepwalking one night.

[@owenbridgers]

@@HOTD108_Jon warged into Ghost who wrote it

[@Venomm737]

​@@owenbridgersBloodraven skinchanged into Jon and wrote it while he was sleeping

[@fildariusv7045]

​@@Venomm737Ghost skinchanged into Jon Snow who skinchanged into Bloodraven who then skinchanged Ramsay to write the Pink Letter

[@cupofcait]

The high pitched ITS HOSTER TULLY had me in tears 😂

[@joshuamacdonaldmusic]

King* Hoster Tully 😂

[@Sugarspoon18]

I heard "Lisa" and I asked sooo many questions, like whooooooose this Leeesa? Despite there being an obvious Lysa Tully. XD

[@lquartey4840]

I will dedicate the next month of my life to creating fan art depicting every theory the ASOIAF Theory Generator throws out.

[@hillbillypowpow]

Butterbumps is the Shrouded lord, Garth Greenhand is the Night King, and Shierra Seastar is the waif.

[@pabloreed7717]

@@hillbillypowpowand they are the three heads of the dragon of course

[@LuvLee296]

Update??????

[@pabloreed7717]

@@LuvLee296 they better have it done after 6 weeks. Don’t let us down @lquartey4840

[@AW-xc1xc]

Theon is the younger more beautiful Queen everybody!

[@47thLight]

And another idea: play Guess Who and your first question always has to be "Are they a secret Targaryen?"

[@potato4481]

guess who would be a fantastic asoiaf game

[@saturninenull1008]

​@@potato4481the interesting nerd club has some videos where they play asoiaf guess who

[@theownerofsexreal9559]

The answer would be yes for everyone

[@CadDriftarus]

"Do you know how little that narrows it down?"

[@brain_snakes]

Guess Who, but none of your questions can be related to the character's physical appearance.

[@NaniMoose]

Shwifty, your theory generator is clearly broken. It gave me "Daenerys is secretly a Targaryen" but this could never, ever happen.

[@leewan8873]

i entered after reading this and got "Meera Reed is secretly Meera Reed"

[@SpiralSine6]

@@leewan8873 “Arya will wield Oathkeeper” ok not bad “Alys Karstark will wield Dawn as Sword of the Morning” pretty wild but cool I guess “Jon Snow is secretly Varamyr Sixskins” oh shit “Benjen = Jon Snow” it’s too obvious

[@randomchannel9473]

First theory and it's 'the Maesters built Ashai'

[@Mewobiba]

@@SpiralSine6 I got "Daenerys is the valonqar" Ok, I'm sure some people believe that "Theon will fall in love with Asha" Yeah Gurm and some siblings getting it on, i hate it but fair enough "Marwyn is secretly Lyanna" jsdkvsdgt

[@rongpirson5250]

I once got "Tywin hooked up with Tywin at the Tourney of Harrenhal"

[@SadnessCentral]

In the random theory generator I got “Septa Lemore hooked up with Septa Mordane at the tourney of Harrenhal”. Knowing how much George writes stories of forbidden love, this isn’t entirely impossible

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

Honestly, it's very within the realm of normality. Like the septas would presumably have travelled to Harrenhal with their lords and ladies, would presumably spend some amount of time interacting with other septas, and lesbians having joined a religious order to escape marriage is basically textbook. Even if it wasn't Lemore and Mordane I feel like septas from different families having romances whenever they meet up just Is a thing that happens semi often

[@benabroad8872]

Literary analysis has gone too far when “Tyrek is a horse” is common knowledge

[@sarveshmunde9846]

😂😂😂😂😂.... 😭😭😭 I just cant stop laughing at the place this community has reached Even Martin's silence has given the world brilliance

[@greazypozer]

i mean it's clearly stated in the text it SHOULD be common knowledge

[@jayschmidt2196]

The hilarity that is a deep conversation about the nature of storytelling, religions, and endings sprouted from craster V melisandre

[@Dr3wB]

When the dunk and egg show comes out I really hope it’s just Harry Lloyd playing all the characters like the audio book

[@yetipotato8567]

Just like GRRM intended

[@HOTD108_]

I don't think that will happen, as Harry Lloyd was last seen ahorse.

[@Special_Tactics_Force_Unit]

Oh snap, HE reads them?! well I have to get them now no question

[@yetipotato8567]

@@Special_Tactics_Force_Unit ye you should he is really good

[@pimpchimp1330]

Only if Harry Lloyd wargs into Roy Dotrice and then narrates it

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

That generator spat out "Jaime is the valonqar" and "Jaime is Nissa Nissa" back to back, and I honestly can believe both

[@mothernyx4933]

How dare you guys stream at reasonable times in your own timezone

[@jackthehumanofficial]

for real

[@Matt-xc6sp]

🙃

[@domi6026]

“I failed my exams and stubbed my toe and I blame the Maesters” - Pate, predeath

[@Charles-In-Charge]

Giles Rosby and Coldhands being twins was an EXCELLENT drawing. I LOVE that he’s just a guy coughing and I got it a whole 2 minutes before Glidus

[@hillbillypowpow]

Someone coughing? That could only be Gyles Rosby or the Shrouded Lord

[@za1du]

@@hillbillypowpow Are you implying that Gyles Rosby is the shrouded lord?

[@hillbillypowpow]

​@@za1duOf course not, the Shrouded Lord is Rhaegar's daughter Rhaenys.

[@spyingforspider]

alt schwift x and glidus is the best duo in the whole community

[@cfs_pr]

😅

[@MissJoy16]

Agreed ❤

[@bstahl52]

My favorite theory I've ever gotten with this generator is that Robert Baratheon caused Robert's Rebellion. I think it might have a slight chance of being something that could be even half true.

[@MeganAllen1738]

I think that's honestly pure speculation. We should wait till more hints come out in the next book before jumping to those kinds of conclusions.

[@nikhilkrishnakumar]

Mad King caused Robert's Rebellion.

[@alexanders8638]

I just got "Robert Baratheon will be resurrected by Melisandre" and quite frankly, I'd LOVE to see how that'd turn out. Also got "Storm's End is where whores go" and again, very true (at least when Robert lived there, yeah?)

[@PatTheHyruler]

These Schwift + Glidus streams bring me an absolutely unreasonable amount of joy. Definitely some of my favorite content among all of humanity's creations.

[@GarthKnight1884]

I hate to admit how fun it is to go off the deep end with these two via GOT

[@HOTD108_]

​@@GarthKnight1884What's a GOT and how can I GET rid of it?

[@merkbromerkington3215]

I’m so glad I found this community. What a cracked bunch of absolutely amazing people.

[@iansavard4489]

Imagine the absolute slapstick comedy potential of having Euron’s lovecraftian kraken monster kaiju destroy Oldtown, it reaches the ship with the barrel of pickled Maester Aemon. The kaiju then procheeds to destroy said ship only for the people of Oldtown to gaze at the sight of a marinated centenarian ragdolling out of the barrel.

[@joshuabgambrell]

My cat's name is Zora and I always end up calling her "Azor Ahai" (ah zora hi) while watching these videos lol

[@noahbathgate7133]

When she meows when you first see her it’s called A Zora Hi

[@hughchapman-brown6369]

secret tunnel moment was beautiful

[@AntrozLPs]

The build-up was better than for the Endgame finale.

[@commonpepe2270]

A stream idea: Each of you has to defend a theory from the generator and then the chat gets to vote which theory is true.

[@aaronmelgar7116]

This needs to be an actual video.

[@Willothemask]

I LOVE the Omni Walder theory. And the pure joy in Schwifty's voice when he yells "All Walders are the same Walder" is wonderful. Also, tried the generator, and the best theory I saw was Sansa = Sansa. Which I could see being a thing honestly.

[@genosseunge7089]

Shwubelubl and Glimblimble are legit the best thing on KZbin right now

[@DinMor-bo3pp]

Secret tunnel literally killed me. It's not okay that you do this live. My ancient ass doesn't expect it to be possible.

[@Chris-gu5lt]

I would like one Displate of Alt Schwift X and Glidus sharing a womb

[@staytuned2L337]

Happy to confirm that Mr. Hank's "cellular mishap" (brilliant description) is indeed in remission 🎉❤

[@juliemarie612]

I have to say, I was pregnant with twins once, and this is exactly what it looked like 31:30 Sans the large elk following us around 😮

[@leslie4521]

by the rules of the infamous FAKE ASOIAF THEORIES video all theories drawn today will from now on be considered real and actual theories i love it.

[@k1l7r0]

Viserion is a reincarnation of Aerion Brightflame and the third rider besides Jon and Daenarys is fAegon who is actually a descendant of Aerion. That is all.

[@matt_9112]

No in*est? No eldrich brings? No convoluted plot, reducing the world to only 2-3 people actually having agency? 5/10

[@guitqrr1ff]

it is known

[@audreychambers3155]

I have no idea what this channel is, but apparently KZbin autoplay really, really, *really* wanted me to wake up to "SECRET TUNNEL, SECRET TUNNEL, THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS, SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL!"

[@renatocpribeiro]

Find someone who makes you laugh like schwift makes glimber laugh

[@HillJoseph]

Schwifty + Glimbo = best combo on YT

[@CarsonigenACS]

Hands down

[@olefredrikskjegstad5972]

Having gone through the theory generator a few times here are some of my favorite results: "Young Griff is secretly a Targaryen" - the layers of deception implied by this one is so funny. He is pretending to be Aegon VI but is actually a Blackfyre but is actually a Targaryen after all. "Mace Tyrell poisoned Joffrey" - it would be really funny if it turned out Mace Tyrell of all people actually was the murderer "Hodor will kill Victarion with Dark Sister" - Hodor!

[@joeybonzo347]

the pretender Alt Shift X could never hope to put out content of this quality

[@GermanKnight]

" the hound will marry Arya" the generator is cursed on so many levels another great one was " Walder Frey is the stallion who mounts the world"

[@alexanders8638]

legitimately shuddered at that walder frey one lol

[@EPICxXxDOG]

The moment the secret tunnel music kicked in was actually absurdly transcendent. Glimby harmonizing with himself and Schwifto in the mix !

[@BLooDCoMPleX]

Ah yes, Grimbald and Schwanko, my favorite Orthodox ASoIaF Esotericists.

[@aarroncross3801]

This is what I just got from the Schwifty theory generator: Bran will wield Oathkeeper in one hand and Tormund's foot-long member in the other like a total badass. Clearly canon.

[@JLchevz]

George please just release Winds so that we have new things to talk about lmfaoo. But anyways I'm gonna binge this video gleefully.

[@eric2500]

Much needed relief until Winds comes out in the 2060s!

[@infamousgamer767]

Another three hour video to watch multiple times and fall asleep to. Fantastic work as always lads.

[@ultimacaster]

This is one of the best ideas ever 😂 love you both parasocially glibus and schwifty

[@thisguy8106]

This livestream goes to show just how rich this story is. A color and a shape, and you know not only the family, but the exact person. It's incredible.

[@Stego1611]

the boys: "'ah we don't have any special chemistry.. it's just that we are talking about a dragon book" also the boys: 2:01:55

[@stephenporter4668]

The Great Stalion will resurrect Khal Drogo as a horse wight

[@zehsackett6132]

The fish people made an alliance with the Westerlings and live in the sunken ruins of Castamere. The "birth control" they've been giving Jeyne is actually magic used to make her give birth to a squisher.

[@myujmes]

this is bending my brain

[@flowergirl6242]

I got some absolute normie theories from that generator of yours, Schwifty. It said that "Jon Snow will be resurrected by Melisandre"; "Catelyn isn't dead"; "Jon Snow is secretly a Targaryen"; "Varys is secretly a Blackfyre" and "Grand Ser Pounce Conspiracy."

[@noobymonster]

When I went to the theory generator, I almost immediately got "Arya will skinchange into Arya" and it won't get out of my head

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

Bran poisoned Jon Arryn

[@ianschmitt4991]

KZbin doesn't support image insertion here but I tried to post the Michael Fassbender perfection GIF

[@Kingbobman69]

So true

[@shanestevens5352]

Absolutely, if Lysa was driven insane because if she ever walked passed the God’s wood she would hear bran taking to her and he was telling her to kill her husband

[@hillbillypowpow]

Bran time-travel wargs into Cersei Lannister to poison Jon Arryn. That's why she doesn't know she did it.

[@2intheampm512]

​@@hillbillypowpowI can finally die at peace. Thank you stranger

[@nico7566]

I have an idea for a video which I hope Schwift and Glidus see. They should put all the good and shit theories in a hat and pick one out. The theory that you have picked, you have to debate for and the other has to debate against. The chat is the judge and they can vote if they now believe the theory or disbelieve it. I can’t wait to hear a serious debate about how Tyrion is a time travelling fetus 😂

[@admadras]

I feel like a sick stream would be like a ASOIAF Shark Tank where you allow people on the call to try to convince you their theories are true

[@2intheampm512]

"I need twelve dollars for a lemonade"

[@erikhenry8742]

"Davos will kill Patchface with Tormund's foot-long member" Too plausible because all of these characters have been to the north, unlike "Drogo and Hizdahr zo Loraq hooked up at the Tourney of Harrenhal"

[@officialredactor]

Just got bran is secretly Robb stark

[@GarthKnight1884]

I love you two jokers in tandem(solo as well).Walder Frey being all the Walder Frey's will make for a legendary T-shirt. I hope either of u sees some joker wearing that shirt some day in the life;) y'all are a fun listen

[@bimbambummmmm]

That moment at 49:00 is some of the best payoff for a running joke I have ever heard in anything, love you guys.

[@Ispspsps-kl1lt]

"IT'S HOSTER TULLY" I love this channel

[@noahbathgate7133]

I totally agree with you on Dale not knowing about John Redcorn. I think it undermines his character and his relationships if he knows but keeps silent

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

Joseph and Dale both believe aliens impregnated Nancy.

[@brettd2308]

2:24:20 The big problem with citing urls like that is that they break so often, thanks to websites changing or going down. I've seen plenty of academic papers and books with website links directly to sources, and it can be shocking how rarely they work when you try to follow them. Just the other day, I came across one from only 7 years ago where the source website it tried to link to had been replaced with a sketchy porn page. Traditional citations, while cumbersome, allow anyone to know where to find the same information.

[@HelciusCabral]

Man, I honestly wish you guys would go into Martin's old sci-fi stuff, both from the 1000 Worlds and the other unrelated stories like Unsound Variations. There's some wild stuff in there that relates pretty 1:1 to ASOIAF

[@HelciusCabral]

Most of them you can find in both of the Dreamsongs collections, but there's a pdf with all(?) of them in one single place I'm pretty sure

[@SpiralSine6]

25:23 now I’m trying to think of names for different baseball teams Winterfell Wolves, King’s Landing Goldcloaks, Riverrun Raiders, Sunspeare Scorpions, Flea Bottom Fighters

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

Everyone else: theories, haha fun stuff Me still tryna figure out how tf Glida Sand and Shwifty Flowers would be cousins and what happened to the bastards Darkstar kidnapped?? Is Alt Shwift Stone still fighting at the Bloody Gate? I need ANSWERS 😂

[@randomchannel9473]

I wonder when someone with money to spare for super chats creates Glinda of Bravos.

[@anemone3694]

Easy, Glida Sand's mother and Schwifty Flowers' mother are sisters (They have different surnames because Glida Sand was conceived on a trip to Dorne and raised by Wylla the wetnurse at Starfall)

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

@@anemone3694 Oh yeah that makes sense! Cant believe I didnt figure it out! Honestly thats so cringe of me bc the Starfall thing is like RIGHT THERE in the text. Obviously Wylla was a wet nurse but she had to have had a baby right? So tbh I posit that actually Glida Sand was Lyannas daughter with Glidus and obviously Jon Snow is actually Ned and Wyllas son! Rhaegar was just kinda there.

[@eric2500]

🤣🤣😃😃😊😊!!!!

[@nevaehaho61]

I was drawing some of the theories but I also got “Tywin hooks up with Jaime at the tourney of Harrenhal” and I can’t draw that and thought you should know.

[@tasorodri]

There is no word in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this marvel.

[@queenofburggrafenamt5485]

You always manage to change my day's mood for the better! Thank you guys.

[@rubbish_kat]

The incomprehensible sounds at 2:01:54 had me cackling and serotonin activating.

[@pardoe17789]

Upcoming Glidus and Schwift theory NFT scheme with such great artwork. The money made from it they can bribe GRRM to finish writing his next chapter

[@zander3096]

I cannot tell you how much I love yall two together. I am constantly re-watching these streams PLEASE KEEP DOING THEM!

[@shookt1569]

This episode, by far, has the most potential entries to the Glidus wheezing laughter tier list.

[@siamzero9480]

"Jaime will be defeated in battle by Jaime at Winterfell" - Sounds reasonable

[@eric2500]

Back in Grandad's time we were still waiting for the finish of ADOD and they still thought " Varys is a merman" was radical theory!

[@AdamS-argonwow]

I think the most absurd theory I got out of the generator said "Daenarys will ride a dragon", so ridiculous.

[@gjallahorn6789]

out of all of the theories that it generated for me "tysha is tyrion" takes the cake

[@alakomachado9680]

i really dont want grrm to release anything anymore, THIS kinda content is what asoiaf means to me now honestly

[@serlazarus8438]

Schwambo, glimby, i want you to know that i will gladly wear several of these drawings on shirts

[@aegorrivers6700]

I got : Bran, Daenerys and Jeyne Westerling's hips are the three heads of the dragon

[@jolinefields3460]

S+G= H😂🎉 The happiness of finally catching a live show is everything! I would’ve liked to see the chat from the show but I was playing along and bombing like crazy while laughing so hard at everything ❤😂 you guys are the greatest !!

[@alexjohnson-fry3778]

me: watching the replay of the stream days later also me: Craster! its CRASTER! come on Glidus its CRASTER

[@highrezi]

1:19:30 is the whole reason I came back to this video. This bit lives rent free in my head.

[@samwinchester1326]

I love David Lightbringer and his theories and takes are pretty legit. Love to see him get some clout

[@rhombicgalaxy]

I still cannot tell if they’re in the same room

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

2:07:10 "On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. Woof" -Jon

[@shoople]

The first thing it generated for me was "Pyat Pree is actually Drogo in a glamor"

[@noewil8392]

Tried the random generator 4 months too late and am very sad I couldn’t suggest this one on the live: Daenerys will wield Littlefinger's Valyrian steel dagger in one hand, and Tormund's foot-long member in the other, like a total badass.

[@evanb4307]

Edmure will be defeated in battle by Edmure at Storm's End. This theory generator is a gem XD

[@spassky3489]

Hey guys. This video idea sounds great but I usually listen to these as podcasts. What do you guys think? Doesn't look like one to listen to😅

[@katiegrace9036]

it's still enjoyable to me just listening :) the theories are just that wacky

[@spassky3489]

@@katiegrace9036 Thank you! I will try that out!

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

I was hoping you guys were going to do spooky book passages.😊

[@hillbillypowpow]

I just wanna hear them read me Old Nan's stories.

[@Andre_APM]

That build up to the secret tunnel meme nearly killed me 😂 Edit: 49:00

[@conorgeorgemartin]

The content I would never have thought to ask for, but I am so glad you mad lads went and did it. Thank you!

[@SpiffierShindigs]

I will never tire of the secret tunnel bits.

[@sarveshmunde9846]

30:50 I fuockin lost it there 😭 They are this wild off the camera as well!!

[@LadyGrumpkin]

I’ll never look at twins the same way again 😁

[@hadadezer8047]

1:44:30 "Tribune Aquila, who we should have stopped to ask about all this" holy fuck what an S+ tier obscure reference by Glidus there.

[@Thomaas551]

Historia civilis

[@oneghost1257]

The theory generator is a gift. "Jon Snow's parents are Ned Stark and Jon Snow."

[@Cobalt360Degrees]

48:58 This fucking bit absolutely killed me and I should *not* have been laughing that loud and that hard at 3 in the fuckign morning.

[@emilybarclay8831]

‘Jon Snow killed Elia Martel’ is almost true, since the reason she was murdered is because Rhaegar left his best men defending his new bastard and not his wife and kids

[@alexanders8638]

I will always believe in the Grand Hot Pie Conspiracy also, the generator threw out "Kevan Lannister isn't dead" and BOY do i wish it were true

[@TiroX517]

Schwifty thanks to your theory generator I now know that Tyrion = Tyrion, thanks mate, would've never gotten there myself

[@Gingersnackpack]

this was such an amazing idea for a live

[@youtubeconnoisseur3215]

“Ser Pounce hooked up with Samwell at the tourney of Harrenhal”It all makes sense now Tyron is not a secret targ he is a secret cat that explains why he is small

[@johnnygreenface]

The secret tunnel bit killed me

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

Yo that Tribune Aquila is a deep cut!

[@Istrino]

These Schwift + Glidus videos are just pure awesome. They are a great way to brighten one's day! Not to mention that this was very creative, great content!