Random GTA V Bullshittery

Random moments of bullshit with the Zero Fucks clan.
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Sources:
1:55 - Terminator 2, escape from the hospital scene
3:00 - Cyanide's lack of fashion sense
4:12 - A seagull
5:48 - "Some guy yells at some cats", unknown original author

[@LucklessLex]

HE ACTUALLY DOES LOOK LIKE HIS GTA CHARACTER BUT WITH A BEARD

[@Lappland_is_mitsu]

I was going to say that.

[@alfieburns9019]

Came back to this video to cross reference XD

[@shrine.productions]

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@zettonhz]

SO HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH 😂

[@bayurhegiana6969]

🤣🤣🤣

[@guillaumejoop6437]

"I'm now poor" *stripper runs away*

[@shiroaranea2741]

Fucking golden timing.

[@Navyassassin781]

Just like in real life

[@Ribbons0121R121]

nevil why

[@maogu1999]

Not just that, but she ran away like a bullet, not just jogging. XD

[@nope2942]

SIMP

[@prospect8245]

I absolutely admire their witty and clever sense of humour... Wish I was like that.

[@prospect8245]

FacelessTex hahaha right

[@ShadowStudiosM]

FacelessTex care to explain?

[@ShadowStudiosM]

FacelessTex you said just give them about everything

[@thekittenofwar4421]

This is not normal humor. This is... advanced humor.

[@prospect8245]

***** haha nah but my point was that they have a very witty sense of humor which I wish I had xD

[@raptorjesus3894]

Cyanide might be alright in a gunfight that breaks out in the middle of a heard of zebras and giraffes but as soon as a lion comes he's screwed.

[@shiroaranea2741]

*_Herd._*

[@ethanman4461]

@@shiroaranea2741 You're suuuuper smart, very smart.

[@Bendapo.]

Why did I take so long to understand that?

[@yesno1085]

Well actually if he just runs between both the lion will be confused and if he can keep up with the herd he will be ok !!

[@jaydenisameme9494]

"At least 12 jews" Omg why XD

[@teadrinkingilluminati9173]

+ElephantOnAHill shhhhhh

[@MrAneXorcist]

+ElephantOnAHill so funny::D

[@teadrinkingilluminati9173]

Edward Blom original

[@gameu360]

666 likes

[@aftabfruitwala31415]

Didn't get the joke. someone explain

[@idiom2805]

"I'm now poor." (Stripper runs away) "Come back, let me love you!" That is by far the most realistic thing in GTA

[@crescentspector8849]

"how many people can you fit in a shower?" "About twelve Jews! Fucking brilliant

[@furkanyucel]

i didnt get it.Can you explain?

[@furkanyucel]

Ok guys i understood this joke after my comment

[@hellmersglue3736]

mrtyty2001 you can fit 11 men in a shower because they're having boners but 12 straight men :)

[@HaloFTW55]

Roman Torchwick, Neo is looking for you. I don't think she looked inside of Grimm yet.

[@toastaura943]

I rate this comment 9/11

[@ignacionadeo1306]

The sheer, unadulterated terror in Soviet's voice when he drops a grenade is magnificent. Almost as scary for him as any time he hears the words "check the motion tracker"

[@fat_yosh]

I think there's nothing more loud than Wombles laugh, I could stand next to a jet engine with my phone on low and it would cause an earthquake

[@det.halligan]

lol

[@yovanbidenovic4940]

Arma 3 Random Bullshittery Part 5, enjoy

[@hunter1829]

1:15 "What's happening? The door's blocked." -SWAT 4

[@aldinahmeti1035]

You're in my way, sir.

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

Hahahah now all together

[@psychee1]

@@foxtrotsierraproductions8626 Now you know why the door's blocked. And what's happening.

[@TeaRexTheMighty]

You guys seem fun as hell to play with!

[@andrewshapiro9865]

TeaRex ed

[@chaoszombie9995]

Fletchix how?

[@khaledeldady3590]

BULLSHIT YES XD

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Yea, and Nep is pretty hot (but not as hot as my future gf)

[@grayeimaj]

Still not as hot as Cyanide’s girlfriend though

[@Nate8493]

What is that famous, "FUCK YOU!" sound bit from?

[@SovietWomble]

+Nate Roberts 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT??!' kzbin.info/www/bejne/npXHdKOAbbKZjNE

[@Nate8493]

+SovietWomble Ahhh, I knew I recognized it. Thanks Soviet!

[@kyletotton1506]

+SovietWomble who's the female?

[@pfirestarter29]

+Kyle Totton I believe she is nep

[@Wooffl]

+Firestarter no nep has a different accent. Idk who this grill is

[@blackc_tr2122]

Please encourage Cyanide to make his own channel he is the man XD

[@theLivind]

Just like Joey from friends? Probably better to keep him where he is.

[@Woodzies]

twitch.tv/Cyanideplaysgames I think is his stream atleast.

[@billirox3167]

BlackC_TR he has a KZbin channel

[@imhuman6412]

BlackC_TR what's the name of the channel

[@olithomas133]

Billi Rox no he doesn't you fucking idiot

[@DECOY275]

Cyanide is one funny fucker😂

[@mat6661]

after the face reveal i can tell that his character is pretty accurate

[@Sheashay101]

I beg you guys to mess around in Moonbase Alpha. I would not stop laughing for days on end

[@khaledeldady3590]

i like how at the end its like come back here let me love you

[@thatonewaguy7841]

AEIOU

[@SunnyBlam]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@jcthedime]

@@baryonyx9642 What

[@BackgroundJoshua]

Oh my God, when they discover the text to speech...

[@TheRussianSmurf]

*Gay appears in GAYDAR* WOMBLE: "GET THE GLITTER!"

[@Dragonator92]

"Massive Collossal Cuntasaurus" lmao! brilliant! x'D

[@MisterWhoopass]

You should have some GTA nights on stream with viewers man

[@AwesomeSauce1000]

+itskennyandjosh All viewers would. Fact

[@akoskovacs4289]

Lol who said: "At least 12 jews"? Gambit or who is this much nazi?

[@lyna1514]

Gambit

[@rflacs7362]

The fact that hes german made it funnier than it already id

[@3erBMW]

I thought it was Tom?

[@dipbullet]

Matthias Hauer nope it was his dick

[@redafm4505]

You is not much grammar

[@BarelyInfected]

You are all great together. Doesn't matter which game. :)

[@deadmandooby]

Knowing what I know now, I see what he was going for with his character’s face 😭

[@aquadine4469]

3:30 "if you fall over, your on your own." Says the guy in high heels

[@pieseu2048]

now comparing his character to him in real life. yeah... Yeah....

[@johnswift2078]

*sniff* "someone just snort some cocaine?" "might have done" xDDDDD

[@MagilldoYT]

Please go to 3:41, and play it but constantly pause it and look up at the top right and look for the 'Computer Specialists'.

[@Ciumafaie]

di*ck lovers

[@MagilldoYT]

Yup

[@gurditsingh3058]

that's the most insignificant asterisk symbol i've ever seen in my entire life

[@mauhanoviardo]

+-Mr. Awesome- what is it

[@gurditsingh3058]

The little * sign is called asterisk symbol

[@someoneelsenow7024]

1:40 Is that a reference to womble getting trapped in his own bathroom and his neighbours calling the firefighters because a woman was screaming?

[@zaelheimricht4978]

2:10 The name above the chopper makes it twice as terrifying. But the worst is.... *He's here to HELP*

[@Johndoe-jd]

i only trust him with CAS and nothing else

[@stefsterlikeaboss]

What do rocket launchers fire when they are broken?: This question is a means of preventing automated form submissions by spambots. What in the actual fuck am i supposed to do with this register question..... its like saying what happens when a car is driving without a fucking engine

[@SovietWomble]

***** Aye. I saw that question too recently and smiled. If they're broken, they fire nothing. The answer is nothing.

[@ilomax0]

The questions are just too difficult x) I mean, you either need to be drunk/high or have a f*cking "ZF Logic Genius" Master Degree to answer this :O

[@SovietWomble]

+IlomaxPlay All three are considered qualifications for ZF.

[@ilomax0]

Damn, such a quick answer ^^ Yeah, i saw that ^^ I'll pass the exam sir, i promise ! :D

[@SovietWomble]

+IlomaxPlay Good good!

[@TheGamingExpert]

"At least 12 jews" bruuuhhhhh

[@johnfkennedy1019]

+TheGamingExpert same i rofled so hard

[@TheMegabyteMT]

that is why i love Gambit xDDDD

[@furkanyucel]

i didnt get it.Can you explain?

[@TheGamingExpert]

Furkan Yücel I'm sorry but I wouldn't be able to explain it to you because I think the joke Auswitz you

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

@@TheGamingExpert Made no sense

[@isnitjustkit]

"Wait, let me get my strap-on out"

[@BongTonic]

5:30 the panic in his voice makes it a classic

[@BroHawkRiley]

I just became a Patron, love your stuff! Its like watching a European Vanoss

[@SovietWomble]

BroHawkRiley Thank you very much. Greatly appreciate it.

[@jacklane8037]

BroHawkRiley Except Soviet actually produces quality videos

[@mistrzbajerycesarzpodrywu7652]

SovietWomble aaaand again...banned from server

[@MercIsMercIsMerc]

+Jack Lane Yeah and they're actually entertaining and not milked

[@BroHawkRiley]

yup!

[@TheMariofan222]

1:12 "WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "THE DOOR IS BLOCKED"

[@pacifistminigun3987]

the memer of dank hehe ;) nice one

[@shadowomega6566]

My friends do that to me all the time

[@lolyankovic6952]

DOOR'S STUCK

[@LSeba91]

@@lolyankovic6952 PLEASE I BEG YOU

[@Exousia8]

LSeba WERE DEAD

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

5:28 i think he mistaked a grenade for a mic

[@runertje550]

2:28 I just thought back on this moment and rewatched helluva lot of videos to find it and here I am.. fuck me I love that improvised insult so much

[@LCOfficerUNIT097]

( What i picture after 1:29 ) (Los Santos Police Department) LSPD: * Knocks on door * Gambit: Hello? Officer: Yeah, this is Officer Johnathan, from the LSPD. We got a report of a disturbance from a nearby Apartment room, saying you guys are too loud. Gambit: Oh yeah, sorry, Womble just locked himself in the bathroom. Officer: *Again?* Okay, im getting FDSA now. (Fire Department of San Andreas) *Hour later.* Firefighters: One, Two, *Three!* * Knocks down door * Womble: Oh thank christ! Fire Chief: Civilian has been rescued from his bathroom, were returning to HQ. Womble: Thank you so much. These utter pricks locked me in here. Officer: Guys, leave him alone, or answer to me. And Womble, Stop locking yourself in bathrooms...

[@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart]

Now you can say you’ve been locked in the bathroom in a game and in real life XD

[@Daemon207]

Exactly🤣🤣😂🦁

[@darthyvardyreal]

It's funny how Womble confused the effectiveness of the grenade because of Armana

[@smiIingman]

6 Years later its almost sad how much of a clusterfuck the game is now with the spergy children zooming around with their oppressors. Submarine missiles Supercopters etc etc..

[@demonicloaf2100]

Pretty sure those kids more likely have ADHD and a good ol dose of being spoiled, rather than having Asperger's. Yes, I know you didn't mean it literally, but as someone with Asperger's, I don't really appreciate it being used as an insult.

[@smiIingman]

@@demonicloaf2100 The term sperg comes from a twitch streamer called Asmongold to describe morons who want to do anything for attention and to ruin others fun. Just because you have aspergers and you're sensitive doesn't mean you should immediately assume people are talking about a disability you happen to have. So curb your self importance.

[@ThornHailsnap]

@@smiIingman Well, it's not unfair to connect "spergy" and "Asperger's". Maybe "sperg" is actually just a nonsense word or something with no connection to Asperger's, but I suppose only Asmongold knows that (unless he's said so). There was no way for Demonic Loaf to know about Asmongold's use of "sperg" anyway without watching him. It's not like you made any reference to him in your original comment. I didn't take offense to "spergy" when you said it, even though I too have Asperger's. But are you aware that Asperger's is basically just high-functioning autism? So "sperg" is most probably just Asmongold getting around the potential backlash that could come from saying "autistic". Given that, it's also not unfair for someone with Asperger's to not appreciate "spergy" as an insult. I suppose Demonic Loaf was assuming the connection, but again, it's not a difficult connection to make. It would be like if you said "tistic" as an insult, someone with autism assuming you meant "autistic", them saying that they don't appreciate it, and then you coming back by saying they're being too sensitive and should get off their high horse. I get it if the extent of your knowledge about the term "sperg" was just that it's something a twitch streamer says sometimes. But if you did realize the connection, and how it could be offensive, then you're just being an asshole.

[@smiIingman]

​@@ThornHailsnap Chill, everyone's over it already.

[@ThornHailsnap]

@@smiIingman I was never not chill. As I already said, I didn't take offense or anything. But I know some people think that if you don't appreciate something you say, then you must be too sensitive. Sometimes that's true, but sometimes it isn't. I just wanted to make sure you and any others who read that know that "sperg" might not be as funny as it sounds.

[@usalax76]

"At least 12jews" HAHAHAHLOLOLOLHAHAHAHA

[@TheMrBonzz]

He has been foreshadowing it too us this whole time.

[@veshtoem1429]

5:26 He just does a mike drop with a grenade. xD

[@simplebryll123]

Ol da money!!! Like me!!! Love me!!!!! hahshahahaaa I lost my shiiiit xD

[@bogser8998]

Much funnier than vannos. Also not sketched lol

[@melvinpassword1517]

+SpoderMan vanoss*

[@JaySay]

+Melvin van Gorkom Nobody cares if it's misspelled or not...

[@melvinpassword1517]

jaysay63 i do

[@lutonat3937]

me too

[@scrattchyydoo]

Vanoss is completely different from this channel. They’re not comparable. :/

[@Necronmage]

Why the fuck does Gladypus look like god damn Ruby Rose?

[@kostathomas8732]

How many people can you fit in the shower? German guy: At least 12 Jews

[@Childrenofthemosthigh1]

😂😂😂 I could listen to you guys all day everyday, seriously funny

[@affinity.mp4]

4:21 is a mood

[@MrBoblo999]

What are the links to your friends channels?

[@SovietWomble]

+Anton Ludvigsen I'm currently the only one with a KZbin channel. But a bunch of them no stream. You can find their channels here - www.twitch.tv/sovietwomble/profile/following

[@MrBoblo999]

SovietWomble thanks for answering, this might be the first time someone has ever answered my comments xD You should encourage them to make channels! I think you'd make a great youtube team :P Also, i looove all the bullshittery videos, please keep up the good work! Can't get enough!

[@gustiakbaraccamaddin3467]

edberg has a youtube channel

[@davidluna48]

cake's channel is helena cake

[@AlexQuill63]

I love Gladpus' sense of humour xD Just love it.

[@thejollyg4mer]

Soviet what I love about your channel and the people you play with is you’re literally playing and streaming just to have fun. And that makes it all so much more enjoyable and it doesn’t feel forced

[@isaacflores3220]

The girl saying the strap-on line in that cutesy voice just killed me.

[@khalilrahme5227]

who is she though ?

[@anthonygrant4413]

That was Gladpus.

[@not_herobrine3752]

this level of comedy is still gold in 2020

[@JohnnySkully]

May I ask who it was that has a strap on. She's hilarious.

[@anthonygrant4413]

Gladpus

[@khorehmandirani]

@@anthonygrant4413 Deleted my answer saying it's Nep. Watched it in slow-mo. It was actually Gladpus.

[@NightHolocene]

SEE YOU IN THE SHOWERS BOYS!

[@sander8622]

0:43 the guy just standing there flipping everyone off... idk why i can't stop laughing at this

[@Velkan1396]

3:23 Is soviet French?

[@mechanicsclub4207]

4:40 is the calmest explanation of a hooker fight I've ever heard😂

[@paulovercash6936]

Lol 1:55 is perfect. The intense music juxtaposes PERFECTLY with the goofy commentary!

[@rH0und]

1:55 -Terminator 2 music -A Soviet womble chase - cyanides stupid/smart ideas This is the best thing ever 😂

[@dotcringe8698]

6:34 ANYONE NOTICE THE NAKED LADY???

[@FranciscoSegLuna]

5:30 I've never laugh so hard in my life, I mean it 😆

[@RandomGerman8008]

I loved the ending. He is flashing money like crazy at the stripper on stage. And the moment he says "and now I'm poor." She books it. Exit stage left!!!

[@iHIMMA]

1:20 What's happening? THe door is blocked.

[@timmymesak]

6:29

[@TreeDragon]

"I just had a stroke, it's all fine"

[@nnigeez]

Haha awesome video! More of this please man! Subscribed for sure.

[@deltakagura9193]

Just in case some people who don't know why he said he was locked in the bathroom TWICE it was due to him being locked in his actual bathroom during a arma 3 live stream for 3 hours. The video is also shown in arma 3 bullshittery part 14

[@serphinite6657]

Wasn’t it h1z1 that he was stuck in his bathroom?

[@serphinite6657]

*DayZ

[@dopedcat7428]

Hope you play more of this. I enjoy this shit + i'll be joining in once i get a new pc :D

[@anotheratheist]

2:29 never gets old to make me laugh.

[@torakunoichi]

Gladpus’s giggle is adorable

[@EmperorConnor]

"Did someone just snort some cocaine" And with an instant reply "Might of done" I fucking laughed so much.

[@HumanSagaVault]

how could a person have so much humor in him. god cyanide, you never cease to amaze me.

[@c0naNnn]

5:58 such detail to the subtitle editing. he even makes it disappear around the corner

[@BlueBird-wb6kb]

A girl that loves strap-on/pegging Fun, now she is marriage material

[@BlueBird-wb6kb]

+Patrick O'Sullivan You forgot, Kinksters and bisexuals, you have much to learn my friend.

[@maximilian2843]

"material"

[@adamblakeslee5301]

"I'm now poor" Cyanide, get a girlfriend already!

[@rylvdk6110]

Adam Blakeslee he has

[@Dover939]

+Rylvdk His sister don't count

[@khorehmandirani]

@@Dover939 Oohhhh..

[@antonh1159]

Dover cousins dont count either

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

According to Soviet he always gets hot gfs

[@TheNowerianRaven]

this could be neverending series

[@DankBench]

« How many can fit in the shower » Me who knows what type of joke is going to be unveiled: 👁👄👁

[@fausto123]

0:56 Gladpus looks like Sydney from Payday 2.

[@LimeymanZero]

4:34 The Barbie movie stole Gladpus' idea!

[@circusmonkey28]

That was the cutest "woooh gangbang! let me get my strap on out" that I've ever heard!

[@jeffreythelad8398]

Simp

[@thomasb3363]

@@jeffreythelad8398 This man probably completely forgot he made this comment 2 years ago. Only to have you find it and call him out. It took a while but you eventually found him

[@hiddensinix2767]

Jeffyboy_Tv you can’t do anything without being called a simp nowadays

[@makandkheese2144]

Jewish friend: be right back I'm gonna take a shower Last seen online: 77 years ago Edit: :o holy shiitake dats a lot of wikes

[@TheLegend27771]

Holy shit this was really fun to watch. Make more gta 5 videos please!

[@jeronimomurruni]

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP 4:21

[@alldatgamez1155]

+Jeronimo Murruni I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jddnnn]

Was I the only one who caught that jews in the hot shower joke at 1:43

[@coachcro7722]

Yes, yes you were

[@GamerJosh2611]

“How many can we fit in the shower” “At least 12 Jews” ANNNNND SWITCH SCENES

[@meltdownzero]

i died when the terminator 2 cut scene came chase music in !! hahahahahahaha

[@sofakingwhat4798]

Not gonna lie when that cute voiced female mentioned getting her strap on out I popped a half chub.

[@honzicc]

0:03 SovietWomble face reveal!!!! 100% True, 0% Fake

[@navycalvin9337]

0:57 Was That Sydney in the left side?

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

that's Gladpus a member of the ZF (Zero F@$k's) clan same as Soviet Womble & Cyanide

[@crimsonstrykr]

Hahahahahaha - it does sound like something Sydney would say doesn't it?

[@sirkaktus9146]

6:25 Interessting that your Community fight with me :D

[@Yes-fk8bc]

Back before level 20’s with an Opressor wouldn’t interrupt.

[@deltakagura9193]

I wanna join the zf clan lol

[@AEmilisA]

FacelessTex oh boy. how ?

[@khorehmandirani]

You don't 'join' them, it isn't formal. You just hang out in their Teamspeak, some member will say 'Why don't you have a clan tag?', and you're ZF! It's basically like being in a bar (Soviet's words, not mine)

[@boredom120]

6:30 perfect timing! 🤣💕💐

[@Buugzy]

lmao I recognized the terminator escape theme

[@Buugzy]

from Terminator 2

[@ObitoUchiha-ck6kx]

Its still hard to believe that GTA 5 was released such a long time ago

[@afrorogue]

Cuntasaurus 😂😂😂

[@baconnator179]

3:06 you committed several warcrimes in terms of fashion

[@nick10162]

explain to me the bathroom inside joke pls im new to the channel...

[@nick10162]

+jiskto oh that one lol. i thought it was the time when soviet got stuck in his bathroom for 3hrs

[@Racoon2203]

+nick10162 Stuck in the bathroom for 3 hours ! Did that really happened on the channel ? If yes, which video ?

[@sunlighto9]

Racoon2203 Dayz bullshittery part 14 I think.

[@SotiCoto]

I wish I had gaming friends.... but.... y'know... I haven't entirely figured out what that entails. I mean I have friend-frieds. Mostly friends I made on the basis of music... or anti-political affiliation... but never gaming friends. Even the few friends I have who play games play exactly the opposite sort of games to me, so there is no crossover. I'm too old for this shit now anyway. My opportunities are all behind me and I'm gonna be playing single player for the rest of my meagre existence. Oh well... back to soloing Monster Hunter World for the 3rd time.