Random Things Bracket 3

[@tietrip]

This format is so fucking funny. You will have Ben Stiller versus starving children and Dignan will find a way to argue for starving children.

[@slayparty]

Yeah but ben stiller is categorically a piece of shit. He ransacked my home, turned every inch of wood in my furniture into sawdust; the fabric unfurled in such an unsightly manner it'd make one sick in the stomach at a passing glance. He left carpets made of those most beloved to me laid out, in a checkerboard pattern each three feet apart, out in the front yard to ferment in the sweltering Michigan summer sun. He's left me with nothing. I only live to pray that I may avenge the lost by outliving Stiller.

[@DingLiren-nw2vj]

Have we tried starving Ben Stiller's children?

[@jujt2258]

Even if it’s “starving (verb) children” dignan is NOT taking Ben Stiller

[@catothatidiot5243]

"Who would you rather save? You're telling me you care more for Ben Stiller than starving kids? That's fucked up, man."

[@potisive]

well im sure glad this is a graydon episode

[@papajcina]

Buy a microscope, let Grant stick random shit in there, and guess what he put in for a video

[@mothdotslot]

this is an amazing idea, just like my idea to steal an albino alligator from the florida zoo in 1993. too bad that last one didn't work out 😅 (the alligator divorced me. i miss my cuddly wumpus pookie gator😢)

[@aida9479]

This seems like a GMM video

[@littelcreatchure506]

​​@@aida9479they're basically turning into gmm for people who use the internet too much

[@natfromonline]

@@aida9479It is! But I would love to see it over here too

[@christopherminutolo9384]

​@@aida9479I always considered Hivemind as the GMM of rap.

[@bosniagaming2708]

Cryptid bracket might be the best hivemind video possible

[@a_cosmonaut2186]

please that would be the best

[@skyrothman8651]

Fresno Nightcrawler supremacy

[@visionlegacy8166]

PLZ GUYS MAKE IT HAPPEN

[@milesmohrien8964]

graydon would have a field day

[@TheAlfredapple]

theyd better get wendigoon on the vid for that

[@shaun1243]

riley describing family heirlooms as "microdosing hoarding" killed me

[@HotStrange]

That and “oh brother, we out thou” both got me.

[@badadrenaline]

we need 61 more random things bracket and then we can have an ultimate random things bracket

[@meowstarmeow]

one step closer to getting bracket on the show

[@PpMcgee-vo9jo]

Hey your local unemployed sociologist here. Panopticon is not just a kind of building its the idea that the rules of power in modern society has changed with technology. This is shown visually through the difference between prisons and the proposed "panopticon". Prisons are kept in order by prisioners physically seeing guards patrolling, in the panopticon there is only one guard but they are in a central tower with one way windows and all the cells are built around it. Even if the guard is not on duty that is not known by the prisoners so they always have to act like an eye is on them. What this is alluding to is the switch from rulers protecting their assets using the intimidation of high castle walls and knights to the people who control our modern society being faceless and nameless but that intimidation still being present due to an extensive network of surveillance

[@jenconvertibles]

isn’t unemployed sociologist a tautology

[@nintendonewsreleases4415]

I am feeling very depressed.

[@laskeo]

thank you i was pissed off

[@soggytortillla]

God tier comment

[@shrimpscampin]

Great comment, have you heard Isis album about this?

[@subtleknife1]

Imagining Graydon thinking to himself “ya know, why don’t I check in on my parents?” Then just looking at their house on google earth for a sec is hilarious

[@anauxiliatrix3484]

Graydon was a soulful white boy - at least, until that deal with the devil.

[@NickRoseDONTTRIP]

shhhhh dignan lore DLC didn't drop yet we're still in beta

[@wozaow]

It was a pretty weird choice for him to ask the devil to make him black, but I guess I won't judge...

[@lukaluukaa]

@@NickRoseDONTTRIPno spoilers!!!!

[@konkaiwa515]

@@wozaowidk should he even receive enternal damnation for that tho? that would be pretty racist of the devil we'd have to cancel him

[@TC1599Fifa]

Ummm he's called the kool aid man??

[@particlejim]

Random thing ideas: - Pneumatic Drill - Balloon Animals - Mariachi band - When you come inside on a hot day and the air conditioning hits just right - Childhood imaginary friends - Aurora Borealis - Dino nuggets - That box of random electrical cables you refuse to throw away - Pez dispensers - WD40 - Having a cold one with the boys - Photos on the fridge - Car alarms - Running out of medication - Thesaurus - Leftover croissant - Bug spray - Bean bags - Hydroelectric Dam - Piñata - Cockney rhyming slang - Penn & Teller - Lockjaw - Roblox - Calling someone an industry plant - Toilet paper tube - A cold shower - Road trip - A homeless man - Confronting your inner demons - The elevator pitch - Clippy the Microsoft paperclip - Deviled eggs - The Austro-Hungarian empire

[@InspectahReese]

Don’t forget carabiners that are not weight bearing

[@haydentourtelotte1685]

@@particlejim a few it seems you forgot: - cuban missile crisis - the 1986 mets - pi - purgatory - the last strip of grass - e. coli - megachurch - birkenstock boston - miles davis - velcro - mandela effect

[@confusedowl297]

I'll throw in a few more suggestions: People yelling inaudible things at you from cars The Andes Mountains Finding a nail on the floor (and being relieved you didn't step on it) Snowglobes Beautiful sunset in a parking lot Dental floss The seven seas K-pop music videos The letter Y Stuffed animals Brown sugar Dimes Billboards telling you to be Christian Birds going south in the winter

[@Borealis109]

Barreleye fish Nukes The ghost of Tsushima Oversleeping Just barely not sneezing Steel beams Homemade grilled cheese Richter scale Metric system Space Time Free food

[@amyquinton8736]

Them not knowing what the dewy decimal system is OR a panopticon is crazy

[@billhoult3262]

It's crazy that they sent them both so far. They just like funny words

[@rondomane]

if i wasn't a sociology major and a person who has heard ISIS's 2004 masterpiece "Panopticon", I would not know what it was either

[@notreally-ew1ud]

Thanks to grant for continuing to keep the channel alive after Riley and Graydon died ❤

[@joneske22]

I accidentally switched to 0.5x speed halfway through the video and it unlocked a new level of hivemind for me. Watching an entire bit in slo motion is excruciating and you won’t have truly lived until you experience it

[@NithinJune]

imagine this while high

[@gir4ff_flawless93]

these guys do NOT know what a panopticon is

[@wojciechsawicki4733]

graydon getting what a panopticon is right and immediately getting corrected to the wrong thing is the funniest shit ever

[@LargeDrink58]

These ones are just so chaotic. Holy shit "sinkhole de mayo" is immaculate

[@Picklemick33]

Riley saying the hokey pokey is like the original Soulja boy has me rolling

[@Ashtonturnitdown]

4 absolute heaters on the thumbnail

[@BorrisBackyardigan]

Eyefloaters all day

[@seab6511]

Random things: -A gun-shaped stick -The nearby corner store -An awesome beetle -Trying something out of your comfort zone

[@poeticpotato]

a gun shaped stick is honestly an elite suggestion, I cant imagine that losing the bracket

[@finnfabry7552]

@@poeticpotatohonestly these are all top contenders, nearby corner store takes it for me tho

[@NathanielSnider1017]

Random awesome things bracket

[@CHEESEDADDY]

I love the part where riley says a slur

[@123brendan12]

Wrong channel

[@Sethlhmstark]

Which time? There’s like 8 of those in here

[@silvsin_66]

Props to him

[@prodwysp]

i hate the part where they don't actually say racial slurs but constantly say slightly offensive or uncomfortable things and then apologize ironically because they're 2 white guys and then do that every episode

[@jdr711]

@@prodwyspoh my god cry me a fucking river and then unsubscribe from them🙄🙄🙄

[@squibitybeebop]

put graydon in a white room and see how many creatures he can defeat in combat

[@TheEnthusiasticHobo]

Final boss is dignan

[@ROYAL-ob6kf]

so sad that these guys passed away LLG🕊 LLR🕊

[@toby4784]

Gone too late 🕊️🕊️

[@meliss]

diggy is evil

[@prodqrn]

That Riley guy is an absolute menace in the workplace. I sure hope Grant Tony and Kronk unionise and topple that tyrant’s misguided power

[@asseating_mailman]

i mean he lied to them about the panopticon so he can have more power!

[@soultortoise510]

Man nothing is funnier than listening to Graydon scrape and claw to keep something alive in one round and then point out how lame and played out it is in the next round

[@shakiras5679]

Was listening to this from afar while putting away my laundry and I thought “skipping the big Sean verse” was “Superintendent Chalmers”

[@abbacadaver]

LMAO

[@lucash741]

O'Reilly winning one bracket and being eliminated first round in another is a crazy fall off

[@taschabalafas6804]

My gf sometimes catches me watching this channel and the other she asked if they are conservative. I didn’t know they gave off those vibes? 😂

[@andyblanton6570]

Dignan has said a lot of extremely cancelable things.

[@caydenrichmond9551]

She probably confused Dignan with Graydon

[@OVREZ]

gotta show her the jk rowling bit to convince her otherwise

[@bloxter10]

Maybe it’s just cause 2 white guys on podcast

[@InspectahReese]

I gotta fistful for conservatives 👊👊

[@jacksonlaframboise6257]

1:18:34. Lowkey, a segment where you just try to draw some people from memory would be pretty hilarious.

[@actbrimstone]

Are people just not going to mention the re-upload where the original forgot to edit out Graydons bug like tendrils and horns?

[@BirdsBeach]

Random things submissions: 1. An already-bent paperclip 2. A sticky keyboard 3. The LG enV cellphone 4. Running out of space on your cloud-based storage drive 5. Accidentally taking NyQuil during the day 6. Cats when they have a hairball and start retching 7. Your eighth-grade English teacher 8. The DSM-5 9. The Home Depot 10. 3x5 index cards, college-ruled 11. Your middle school locker combination 12. Dreaming about your teeth falling out 13. Dreaming about forgetting a presentation at school 14. Dreaming about being naked in public 15. Dreaming about being naked and your teeth falling out while giving a presentation at school 16. Diet Coke 17. Renting a Cabin 18. Blue Raspberry Icees 19. Dairy Queen Dilly Bar 20. Randy Marsh, Stan’s Dad from South Park 21. Going out to dinner after a funeral for a distant relative or family friend 22. Charli XCX’s lower-back tattoo that literally says “Lower Back Tattoo” 23. Silly Bandz 24. The PS2 25. Field Day at the end of the school year in elementary school

[@desertdesk]

Field Day would clear any bracket

[@lamergamer8211]

Small correction, a panopticon is not actually a real prison, purely hypothetical. It’s basically where all the cells are in a circle with one central guard tower, where the fear of being watched can cause people to act on best behavior regardless of if their watched or not. It’s also commonly used as a metaphor for society.

[@dawsonescott8428]

There are some real panopticons out there, although I think they weren’t built until much after Bentham came up with the design

[@lukaluukaa]

Mango wrchives

[@PasteurizedLettuce]

Yeah seconding real panopticons were built

[@Randomjackass135]

Foucault? More like that foo’ cold

[@riiseingirl]

@@lukaluukaa manger arches 👁

[@candymanlol]

I feel like this would be the kind of videos people would make if they were immortal

[@grafikkomputerowy6887]

Cryptid bracket would go so hard

[@InspectahReese]

Dignan would clear handedly

[@asseating_mailman]

Ill reignite a 7th wave transmutation curse of all water in their facility becoming hamsters right before its used for anything if Squonk doesnt win. Think about it, using the toilet? Sudden hamster swarm. Bottle of water to drink? Many hamsters. Washing your hands? More like hamsters coming out the pipes. Eating hanks gabapentin and tryna wash them thick ass dog pills down? Now you got hamsters off the gabba in you. Then i can even graduate witch college with my masters thesis on hamater conversion

[@brianrichardson3253]

really wish you had added that hawk tuah meme. something about tthat hawk tuah meme really jams my chops. can someone please take my life while looking me in the eyes?

[@isaac__]

I eyed a few floaters in the bucees bathroom after dignan left

[@InspectahReese]

Wordplay Johnson is that you?

[@homerj.simpson2513]

Smoked a blunt on a boat. Now I'm a high floater.

[@isaac__]

​@@InspectahReeseI'm more of a lyrical Lloyd

[@beautybychiara02]

1 minute in and riley quoted my favorite that 70s show joke😭😭 “do you know what the dewey decimal system is?” “yeah that’s donald ducks nephew!” HAHAHA

[@haydencfb]

as a former fat kid, I indeed every year did have an advent calendar that chocolate was in the doors. Riley is for the people.

[@Crambles]

Random thing: talking through a fan and making a robot voice

[@spoonzilla]

when are we getting letters of the alphabet bracket. upper and lower case

[@BirdsBeach]

OMG this would be so good

[@xTHExPsycho]

Next bracket: Staring into the void until it stares back into you.

[@JaydenLand]

HIVEMIND's color theory and cinematography are reaching artistic levels. The way the colors are composed in the framing of the wide shot... it distinctly forces your eyes to stare directly at Riley's ballsack. Gotta love when artists are concise with the message of their art.

[@bit1568]

It’s funny Graydon was referencing o’ brother where art thou the whole time then at the end was like “ George who? Never heard of him “

[@weavesnatcher8457]

That feeling of getting water out of your ear when it's been stuck in there

[@origiginal8056]

wtf i always wanted them to do another random things bracket and the one thing i always thought of it including was railroad handcars get out of my brain

[@BeckKingOfNorthMacedonia]

Random things bracket four: alright so we got the physical impossibility of death in the mind of someone that is living vs ketchup

[@amorapologist]

glad to see Riley really embracing his little brother energy this episode

[@claires1063]

Foamposites were a staple at my high school like ten years ago, and they were consistently heinous to look at.

[@k2a2l2]

this is the greatest bracket, every entry is so unexpected and funny pls never end these

[@TurdCamo]

The entire description for the general tso chicken was so insanely accurate

[@livpace9614]

Loved the extremely earnest explanation of diaspora amidst all the chaos

[@Mottly.]

as a toledo native, toledo ppl always pronounce oregon (the state) wrong because of oregon, ohio

[@Cal1910001]

My favourite random thing is the random knowledge I posses of Dignan yelling slurs at my Grandma until she died. Have a nice day guys!

[@deud.]

1:10:33 why tf did he do that

[@BREATHER_]

I just went to the comments for that I’m so confused lmao

[@sashanilssen]

I miss yellow wall unlimited 💔

[@chasetaylor8092]

Railroad handcars were criticized for the physical effort required to operate them, and for the fact that they were replaced by motorized versions

[@alapez5508]

Nice for Grady Sizemore to get a W! He's 5-23 since being named interim manager of the White Sox in August, so wins have been hard to come by.

[@OVREZ]

"Mom 😂 shut the fuck up" 7:39 that had me dead

[@GiveMeTheRice]

“john redman” is crazy lmao

[@alanwoller1495]

Dale gribble out in round one is absolutely insane

[@austinmartin6918]

I thought he’d win for sure

[@booon-booon]

graydon does not know what dewey decimal system is

[@bargirlbie]

Or a Petri dish

[@eoin7664]

Riley, James Earl Jones just died...

[@Leo-st9ti]

When Riley said “welcome to the end brackets. Welcome to the random things bracket 3.” I took great offense.

[@reginaldmcgrinkledink6670]

i FIEND for the cryptid bracket. let me know what this gallavanting duo thinks about critters and goons alike!

[@doze_beats380]

-Snot Rockets -When the video game waterfall has a little cave behind it -Breakfast for dinner -Ernest movies

[@chasetaylor8092]

Dewey Decimal Classification numbers formed the basis of the Universal Decimal Classification (UDC), which combines the basic Dewey numbers with selected punctuation marks (comma, colon, parentheses, etc.). Adaptations of the system for specific regions outside the English-speaking world include the Korean Decimal Classification, the New Classification Scheme for Chinese Libraries, and the Nippon Decimal Classification in Japan. Despite its widespread use, the classification has been criticized for its complexity and its limited capability for amendment. In particular, the arrangement of subheadings has been described as archaic and biased towards an Anglo-American world view. This is particularly clear in the 800s section, in which most literature, particularly from outside the United States or Europe, is relegated to the 890s particularly when contrasted with the 900s-history. In 2007-08, the Maricopa County Library District in Arizona abandoned the DDC in favor of the Book Industry Standards and Communications (BISAC) system commonly used by commercial bookstores, in an effort to make its libraries more accessible for their users. Several other libraries across the United States and other countries (including Canada and the Netherlands) followed suit.

[@julianculnane3255]

The way Riley says Oregon is like nails on a chalkboard

[@christiancenter5882]

When’s the Radiohead bracket tho

[@erica_em]

When our town first got a Chipotle, wearing a Bengals jersey on game days got you a free burrito or bowl. No other purchase necessary, no coupon, or BS. They were actually giving out free burritos and bowls every week for 2 or 3 years. It was awesome. I wonder if they did that in other areas. 🤔

[@jackscorpion6442]

you guys are really helping me thru a tough time

[@Scylaxius]

Today I learned Dave Matthews dumped 200 pounds of his shit on unsuspecting ferry occupants, what a time to be alive

[@jadenmar4393]

Oregon duck losing first round. I’ve lost it all.

[@parmasean_eater]

was not expecting four slurs to be included on this bracket but i enjoyed it though

[@lucyjosephine8041]

random things suggestions: Monster Jam, apple cider donuts, ecco2k, those cats with the super long spiky ears

[@InspectahReese]

Your PFP is fucking awesome 😎

[@evanm2755]

Chili cheese fries, the Bad Boys of the Detroit Pistons, origami animals, and binge-watching episodes of hoarders

[@eth3792]

1:03:30 Porter Robinson reference on hivemind??? Never thought I'd see the day

[@leahhaller3622]

the legos - nigeria joke took me a solid few seconds to get and made me giggle for maybe 3 straight minutes and i’m so upset that it went over everyone’s head

[@noahburner856]

The Grady Sizemore bit brought me so much joy lol

[@enpassantmerchant]

Being John Malkovich for celebrities being themselves in movies 🥲

[@ShaeKababy]

1:13:50 that was lowkey beautiful

[@thegamersinc14]

I'm so here for a cryptid bracket. That would be better than the time Dignan orchestrated a convoluted homage to the Uruguaian rugby team crash using my extended family!

[@maxryder9321]

I’d like to point out that Graydon is clearly confusing “1. Petri dishes” (which are plates of agar jelly used for cultivating bacteria, and can sometimes be then looked at under a microscope after the bacteria develops) for “2. Microscope slides” (which are small glass plates between which you place anything you like and instantly look at them through a microscope, which is the example he gave).

[@nicholaswoollhead6830]

Random things: - An alternate universe where flowers taste like what they smell like - Church Bells - hemoglobin - the french pronounciation of the word 'playstation' - six cardboard boxes laid end to end - a hoagie - Donald Ducks car - mt Fuji - Reaganomics - banana bread

[@pattyomalley9910]

random things: An indoor potted tropical tree Riding Bellhop Carts like Skateboards Watching scary movies under a soft blanket

[@jacksonminton6513]

Mid-major college basketball could win this whole bracket, fuck this shit

[@sushidog5312]

Yall should do a fan submitted random things bracket, loved this video!

[@th.nd.r]

Graydon saying “yes” at 1:00:07 is unreasonably hilarious

[@spudreviewsmedia]

Liked the Hemingway reference from Riley. Man was truly a gangster

[@TheWatchfuleye1]

The fact that graydon calls riley a "Nimrod" as a derogatory while talking about hunting a deer is insanely ironic, since Nimrod comes from a biblical figure described as "A Mighty Hunter before the Lord"

[@lucca26100]

Random thing: Show caves. Those caves that are all lit up and tourists can walk in

[@tedhanlon7822]

Sinkhole de mayo slipped under the radar

[@jibsayherp]

A warm bottle of water in your car

[@willdawes209]

Random things bracket 4: Dads clicking the tongs at a barbecue

[@mackburns8993]

Prayers for Dignan, he’s facing 10 years in prison for plagiarizing green eggs and ham in his senior thesis on Quantum phases and superconductivity at Princeton.

[@blunderbass851]

It's Ore-GUN, not Ore-GONE Also, my uncle designed the eyes for that badass robot version!

[@treyruffino]

closed my eyes during the “grandma or grandpa” bit. It’s like I was there. Powerful stuff guys.

[@thewalrus5198]

cryptid bracket please

[@lllieu]

i'm with this guy

[@liambrandstrader9006]

Mid major college basketball is the best thing in the world. I am so disappointed in Riley for having such little appreciation for it.

[@lilyk527]

thank you for defending denver. i love that city

[@rfldss89]

A panopticon isn't any old cylindrical building. A panopticon is a prison that allows a singular guard to keep an eye on every inmate at all times, as its etymology implies. It's never been implimented I dont think, but if it were, most designs generally have a central watchtower inside the communal hall, with cells lining the inside walls of a cylindrical building. Of course, the guard wouldn't actually be watching every single prisoner at the same time, but the idea is that you'd give them the impression of constantly being watched by using one-way mirrors/tinted glass on the watchtower and build it so there's a line of sight from the watchtower into every corner of every prison cell.

[@fedetrex]

THIS VIDEO DESERVES A YELLOW WALL

[@zacktalbott3759]

1:27:58 GRADY SIZEMORE IS THE INTERIM MANAGER OF THE WHITESOX!!!!!!! hahahaha