We are so early that the thumbnail doesnt have the YORUCHAD yet.
@MarrshuRadiuju24 күн бұрын
I was at the grocery store, reaching for the last loaf of bread on the shelf, when the guy next to me grabbed it first. As I turned to protest, the lights flickered, and Eggsterr appeared in a flash of blue light, holding an energy drink. Relief washed over me-I thought he was here to mediate. Instead, he chugged the entire can, crushed it against his forehead, and handed me a banana. ‘That’s all you’re worth, eco player,’ he muttered before vanishing into the frozen foods aisle.
@blankat661524 күн бұрын
2:24 BRO DIED AND STARTED BEATING HIS MEAT💀💀💀💀
@sekk15724 күн бұрын
I was buying dog food when I noticed Eggsterr talking to the parrots. But he wasn't teaching them words--he was whispering callouts. 'Enemy mid, spike planted,' one parrot squawked, startling a group of kids. When the manager tried to intervene, Eggsterr handed him a signed contract that just said, "Parrots > teammates,' and walked out with a bag of sunflower seeds. The parrots? They've been holding site ever since.
@franciscojavier814010 күн бұрын
love this
@JakobRuiz24 күн бұрын
2:10 his face when the sova dodged the flash and then he switched to the protein bar.🤣🤣🤣
@stfk_an24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂i laughed out loud at that
@rtrds8n24 күн бұрын
2:23 bro started giving us the backshots of doom and despair
@GalaxysEnda24 күн бұрын
It was a rainy, depressed day when I went to the funeral. Everyone was crying in all black and I went up to the open casket. There I saw him, GigaChad Yoru. He had been the face of Eggsters videos for so long. I couldn't help but begin to cry. Today was truly the death of a goat.
@warrior696923 күн бұрын
I was sprinting toward the finish line, lungs burning and legs giving out, when I tripped on a root and hit the ground hard; as I braced for the shame of defeat, a portal swirled open, and Eggsterr strolled through, laughing uncontrollably while pointing at me, before tossing me a Band-Aid, calling me “speed-challenged,” and vanishing into thin air.
@moazamdurrani673221 күн бұрын
1:16 bro just discovered a new combo
@LongNguyen-xt1hx24 күн бұрын
Yesterday I was lucky enough to win the lottery. After I claimed the cashes I went home instantly, and that was when I met Eggsterr wearing 2 golden Rolex and munching on 7 protein bars. I did try my best to ignore him but a blue light hit my face, a baseball bat slammed my kneescap and a strange fluid reeked of urine hit my hair. In a flash my cashes were replaced with a note, that note said:"shoulda be a tier 3 sub."
@jaimajiyadjisan24 күн бұрын
your channel feels like a coaching center for all the yoru mains out there
@WokeStones24 күн бұрын
0:30 bros holding every angle simultaneously with an outlaw
@oppocph68224 күн бұрын
I've seen crispy50fpsdemon play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.
@mildsushii24 күн бұрын
2:24 bro I was watching your video on speaker💀💀💀
@phenixza2.018 күн бұрын
💀
@mrchess852224 күн бұрын
Humans weren't enough for Eggster, now he's fighting an ox
@nguyenmanhuc650123 күн бұрын
2:21 we get eggster getting his cheek clapped before gta 6
@prachetasnayse970924 күн бұрын
2:22 this was no where close to that Phoenix flash lmao 😂
@mobjj123_games624 күн бұрын
Oxy - The most talented player in the World if Gregsterr never existed
@rafatshaikh831724 күн бұрын
2:24 damnnn
@rahulshamkuwar929524 күн бұрын
2:22 eggsterr doing mooda impressions
@edemzigah558224 күн бұрын
I was walking on the street on a dark Sunday evening when a group of hooligans ganged up on me.The biggest one among them had a bright glowing butter fly knife. I saw it , closed my eyes and began to say my prayers when a blue flash of light engulfed everywhere. Fortunately I opened my eyes to see Eggster standing over the 5 dead bodies.”Another day,another ace”he said, as he picked up the butterfly knife. Then he backstabbed me with it, and told me he needed the 6k😢
@ibr421 күн бұрын
0:25 outlaw C go A !! 0:42 oh he is A go B !! 0:50 ☠️☠️
@SmokyBarnacle24 күн бұрын
Those cookies got him tweaking
@MrXTakato17 күн бұрын
2:24 RIP Penguin
@Dark-kj3tv23 күн бұрын
I was in the middle of a heated debate with my friend when my phone suddenly rang, shrill in the silence. I answered, expecting it to be my mom checking in, but instead, I heard a deep, ominous voice on the other end. "You will never win this argument," it said. I looked around, feeling a chill run down my spine, but my friend just shrugged and continued talking. The voice laughed, a low, menacing sound, and I felt a strange sensation wash over me. The next thing I knew, I was back in my living room, my friend still talking, and the phone still ringing in my ear. But when I looked down, I saw that my hand was covered in a fine layer of dust, and the words "hardstuck" were etched into the screen in bold, red letters.
@GHOST-vm5vk24 күн бұрын
Eating while playing pros and winning 😂 GOAT DIFF❤
@elijah.15924 күн бұрын
off topic but your videos help me while on the treadmill thanks big man 🤝🏽 love a nice distraction
@AlexiaRoss24 күн бұрын
feels like every match is on haven recently lol
@ranathegreat0821 күн бұрын
2:24 💀💀🙏🏻
@akshatgangwar775924 күн бұрын
You're the best eggsterr! I love you eo much! You're amazing!
@guessing97024 күн бұрын
6:26 break dart clove and then die for me Bro thinks he is the center of the universe💀
@3_pancakes76719 күн бұрын
Nah fool, that's a deadass good call
@jagjyot482824 күн бұрын
why did eggsterr turn into an angry bird at 2:23 😭
@NemesisEz24 күн бұрын
2:25 bro is crazy
@MelnotMel24 күн бұрын
What Song do you use for the Intro?
@Dqrkxc15 күн бұрын
bro oxy on thumbnail 💀
@ChongwasTaken24 күн бұрын
bro's thumbnails are getting freakier everyday
@Mr.pibby012524 күн бұрын
So humble, he’s showing multiple Thumbnails to get me to click. ❤
@chaunguyenthi515718 күн бұрын
2:23 freaksterr
@andrewp908824 күн бұрын
eggsterr vs oxy is goated title
@clover452324 күн бұрын
eggsterr giving backshots to a fox 2:24, colourised
@justyami24 күн бұрын
2:24 i’m blind what’s happening
@Edoz9224 күн бұрын
Wrong game bro
@BoomBoomy32024 күн бұрын
Super yoru guide when?
@3_pancakes76719 күн бұрын
I'm dropping that shit in 2 to 3 business months. I already have all the clips I need and so many tips that I haven't even thought of before. I'm just curious about what primers I'm supposed to drop first, or if I just gotta go full headfirst first upload 30+ minute depthy glaze shit I mean guide
@fatesurmate24 күн бұрын
Eggster is late on paying his editor, hence the no thumbnail guys. False alarm
@sudoquy562924 күн бұрын
My guy upload so fast he forget the thumbnail.
@davidchavez331524 күн бұрын
ngl bro has CRAZY tracing
@EthanNorton-s8g24 күн бұрын
2.25 is my soul animal
@Genji-Sama24 күн бұрын
imagine if eggester got a low taper fade.
@durak437124 күн бұрын
silly billy editor forgot to add thumbnail
@raphaelschwaag447724 күн бұрын
Hi guys, check 17:00 with 0.3x speed. Eggithehacki has trigger on his second pistol kill cypher. Right?
@ch3tt0s_hot4824 күн бұрын
he saw cypher before?
@Mlow-ow23 күн бұрын
watch again…
@IwoleK21 күн бұрын
???
@shuhashkhan279423 күн бұрын
ziptie is my favourite valorant player but i watch your videos more because you post daily
@xdDyNii24 күн бұрын
It ain't a Eggsterr video if the title and thumbnail hasn't changed for 5 times in a row.
@rmsremastered751524 күн бұрын
Pre neon nerf?? How many vids does this man have in the vault
@ImBeast69624 күн бұрын
Drug struggles are real
@1div2-half23 күн бұрын
the thumbnail ROFL
@Ikeno705024 күн бұрын
2:22 moda impression
@juliagercke24 күн бұрын
YORUCHAD IS GONE NOOOOO
@denizberdankilis39722 күн бұрын
what is his arxys's gun buddy can someone tell
@prithishgaikwad478123 күн бұрын
Eggy where are the KZbin streams
@justaanimeprotagonist632823 күн бұрын
Do you only get the heaven map
@Sarsqwq24 күн бұрын
Rank 1 Yoru vs Pro title incoming
@Mous3exe224 күн бұрын
Wow no yoruchad pic on the thumbnail net
@Denxiz23 күн бұрын
yoru guide pls
@Corpse20124 күн бұрын
is it just me or the title changed 3 times?
@Motorcrown07324 күн бұрын
bro should go pro
@iceanims731524 күн бұрын
2 slides neon??
@MigaelJackzon24 күн бұрын
My king
@oneabe24 күн бұрын
20 seconds no views bro got left in 2025
@mrroschin24 күн бұрын
Here before thumbnail
@hades307724 күн бұрын
Egg I’ll give you more cookies if you drop the guide 🙏🏻
@sok484624 күн бұрын
No Chad Yoru thumbnail?
@lanimort23 күн бұрын
They lost that?? 7:05
@KhanhsMelon24 күн бұрын
shortest title ?
@GLOB3324 күн бұрын
everyone says, where is yoru guide, but JUST LEARN FROM HIS GAMEPLAY IT'S THAT EASY
@HellaWahnsinn-b5h24 күн бұрын
Did he change the title?
@HellaWahnsinn-b5h24 күн бұрын
He changed the title 2 times already
@shaded331324 күн бұрын
We need the guide before you go pro and forget about us
@Dav7924 күн бұрын
U forgot the thumbnail
@thunderp171924 күн бұрын
Why you ain't coming live?
@chillblurr24 күн бұрын
No thumbnail?!?!?
@FREE_YSL24 күн бұрын
nice thumbnail
@sameershah356424 күн бұрын
Can eggster do 30 in hard mode just curious
@mildsushii24 күн бұрын
We need abs reveal
@Ernation64224 күн бұрын
👍
@AlbertNoel-j1h24 күн бұрын
bruh, you forgot the thumbnail
@noirrlol369724 күн бұрын
no thumbnail no problem
@ranusingh234124 күн бұрын
too early for a thumbnail
@ch3z-m24 күн бұрын
C h e e s e
@RayonDai24 күн бұрын
why you look like Bradley Cooper?
@vishwanathakhilkandagiri391524 күн бұрын
fuck is this thumbnail, still goat tho
@Khinh-xq6lx24 күн бұрын
eggster need to stop revealing in front of opponent using ulti
@omednuka24 күн бұрын
0 views in 1 minutes?
@ikdragon7724 күн бұрын
0 VISITAS 18 LIKES, XD
@harryisthecoolest382524 күн бұрын
hello
@shiapz419924 күн бұрын
loser vs loser
@rakurai736724 күн бұрын
0 views in 16 seconds? Bro fell off
@belalrami448424 күн бұрын
16 seconds no views bro fell off
@Johnpranu24 күн бұрын
lets gooo
@TheDiamondSquidy24 күн бұрын
Peepee
@sdraf891324 күн бұрын
Nah bro give it up 1800 views in 30 minutes, bro fell off. Atp change agent youre using you might become famous again my king