Pathetic Aesthetic - Kuriboh

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[@Adamantitedave]

“i’ve never seen a monster” is such an innocent line for the first 20 seconds of this vod lmao

[@renemaier5197]

vod

[@buccaneerguy8197]

Why does it sound like it has a deep meaning to it XD

[@lysander3262]

For those who don't know, kuri = chestnut in Japanese. So please imagine that underneath the fur of all of these there is a wrinkled, gnarled, and incredibly durable nut.

[@tahjkuemmerle]

I was beginning to question why the skilled magician for Kuribohs was called Chestnut.

[@mslabo102s2]

@@tahjkuemmerle Also Chestnut-colored is one way to say brown in Japanese.

[@ARC--5973]

So you're telling me there is nut inside the hairy balls? I just want to be perfectly clear

[@ashikjaman1940]

Delicious

[@stoic7974]

Hehe durable nut

[@owenwalters5505]

Never thought I'd see the day Pathetic Aesthetic returned

[@PickyPaige]

Same!

[@gameinsane4718]

HYPED!

[@OMartinez91]

I honestly thought it was a one time thing

[@hattheduck2359]

@@OMartinez91 They did it several time already though

[@Leo98pm]

I mean the last one was 3 months ago

[@splicertinker1809]

"I overlay these kuribohs to construct the blockchain" Jesus christ

[@Dr.CaveCurinas]

I thought that line was during Linkuriboh but am not sure. When was this?

[@enlongjones2394]

@@Dr.CaveCurinasthe Kuriboh brothers.

[@TheJohn424]

22:05 "I solemnly reject it." "I solemnly judge it" man, jimble's humour is really under-appreciated at times-

[@HuriKhanD]

I think the lack of any response from Rata makes it even funnier tbh

[@ChadKakashi]

Shit now I get it. HOW DID I MISS THAT? I LOVE SHIT JOKES!

[@halodragonmaster]

Solemn Rejection

[@deltaquarayza]

Kuriboh now: kills you with cuteness Kuriboh in 1999: actually just kills you

[@havenwhiplash4192]

I still can't believe Kuriboh killed those three men in 1999...

[@patdav56]

"The only 5Ds representative" Oh, Junkuriboh, from the manga? "Kuribon" I forgot that tucker existed

[@slythehoot8760]

Slavoj Žižek voice: You know *sniffles* this is good, I like this, these hairy balls *cough* remind me of a simple anecdote, in Slovenia *rubs nose* we used to play a game where we drowned the youngest.

[@An_Inconvenience]

God that's so something Žižek would say.

[@theaffablestranger3672]

God, that Detonate artwork, that Kuriboh is looking you dead in the eye like it's telling you in an even tone of voice how there are a thousand of them strewn about the city and you and everyone you love is going to die in a blaze of cosmic fire unless you find their Stand Master.

[@Ramsey276one]

LOVE THIS XD

[@MelloTheAnalysist]

"My Stand, T.N.T, has spread itself throughout Cairo! With the city in flames you'll never find DIO-Sama Jota-" "ORA! OraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOraOra!"

[@randomrio7935]

Thing is, Winged Kuriboh Lv10 looks like an archetype crossover between Kuriboh and Cyberdark. Like Kuriboh has been equipped to a Cyberdark monster

[@flare0114]

He's wearing Breaker

[@wickederebus]

@@flare0114 lv 9 is Breaker. Lv 10 is the dragon.

[@flare0114]

@@wickederebus ah yeah that's fair The dragon really does feel it should be its own card

[@M3rtyville]

damn it, you beat me to the punch. Where is Cyberdark Kuriboh support

[@lucarioknightb7685]

Winged kuriboh cosplaying at Ra is what I always thought it was.

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

Ladies and gentlemen: The podcast that got me through my highschool architecture classes.

[@Virtual069]

God literally same got me through my highschool government class

[@Lukas-yt1mn]

Same while I drew I listened to this

[@Caleb-zl4wk]

Helped me get through covid

[@25tundra95]

@@Caleb-zl4wk hope you are doing good now

[@riffmcdude9830]

Helped me calm down while drawing

[@nomnom2407]

The chat: "Aww look at this cutie." Rata: "Looks creepy/disformed."

[@lunk2569]

The beast is demonic in nature

[@ultimatelifeform7982]

@@lunk2569 augh very icky no good

[@exzyyd392]

@@lunk2569 A devious little creeaature getting up to miiiischief

[@HuriKhanD]

Rata calling Kazuki senpai by accident is either a Freudian slip or a desperate cry for help.

[@MrJoeyWheeler]

I love that they never considered that Kuriphoton is a *Photon Torpedo*

[@Carlitonsp1]

Happy Rata remembered the Wretched ghost of the Attic. Also, the pastel Kuriboh was apparently what it looked like in the Manga.

[@TrueGamer22887]

I was overly pumped when he brought up the wretched ghost. Feel like there’s a few cards back in the day that were recoiled and I never see anyone talk about the.

[@StarkMaximum]

Oh it's Pathetic Aesthetic, not Archetype Archive. I was about to drop everything and focus, but PatAes isn't a "drop your shit and watch now" video, it's a "lean back and relax and vibe out" video. Thank you for your service, Rata. This is a great excuse to lie down and enter my own little world.

[@lucidlullaby894]

Pathetic Aesthetic is the type of video that plays in the background on the edge of your attention until Rata or Jimbles says something batshit forcing you to alt tab back Edit: "Oh yeah theres a Pope Kuriboh!" and there it is

[@TarnishedM2000]

Exactly. Perfect background sound when making lunch but you semi-regularly burst out laughing, almost burning the food and putting the feeling of concern in everyone around you

[@MrPsyren99]

Nobody asked

[@lugoorstar]

And no one cares about@@MrPsyren99's opinion.

[@AztecCroc]

13:10 You know what's a card I'm surprised doesn't exist? Elemental HERO Winged Neos Jaden had such a focus on Winged Kuriboh that I'm surprised they never had it fuse with Neos

[@sanae99.9.9]

It isn't a Neos specian monster

[@AztecCroc]

@@sanae99.9.9 Neither is Rainbow Dragon, what's yor point?

[@catsorafgc]

@@AztecCroc Yubel wasn’t one either. Actually, I’m surprised Winged Kuriboh was rather generic and wasn’t specifically support for the HERO archetype.

[@misterbadguy7325]

Well, we now have Elemental Hero Shining Neos Wingman, so perhaps things are improving.

[@mezasepkmn]

@@misterbadguy7325 that is such a fucking mouthful HOLY hell

[@mje71103]

My favorite thing relating to Kuriboh is when Jaden is dueling Kagemaru and he uses the Flute of Summoning Kuriboh or whatever to Special Summon Winged Kuriboh, and it makes a cute noise and everything. And it gets instantly consumed in a beam of lava by Uria. It was the most hysterical thing.

[@Ramsey276one]

Jaden: well THAT didn’t work Winged Kuriboh: you DUMB MO-!! XD

[@Iamnotpicky]

What do we learn from this? Kuribohs are malevolent spirits that live in the attic, and at night they come down, some just sit on your chest and then slowly try to bury themselves in your body, to control you like a flesh-mech, while others will dress up in your entire attire at once and might fuse with a jet engine. PSA: Keep your attic locked.

[@bl00by_]

I would've thought that the next hole we're going to dive down when this comes back is something like "Pathetic Aesthetics -Living Failures" in which they take a look at the ugliest or most disturbing creatures this game has to offer, instead we have living furry balls.., BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING

[@GLIEPNIR]

They did technically do that with the Ojama one... Not just the Ojamas, but at the end they discussed more sins against the human mind.

[@bl00by_]

@@GLIEPNIR Ojamas are on another level of ugliness.

[@mlrobbins02]

Linguriboh is what happens when Linkuriboh helps you learn how to use the internet then he comes back in a week and sees your internet search history

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

Art Chapters: 3:05 Kuriboh (Original Art) 5:07 The Wretched Ghost of the Attic 6:25 Multiply 8:16 Kuriboh (1st Alternate Artwork, Prize-Only) 10:07 Kuriboh (2nd Alternate Artwork, Baby Art) 12:35 Winged Kuriboh 15:25 Winged Kuriboh (Alternate Artwork) 16:12 Winged Kuriboh Lv9 19:15 Winged Kuriboh Lv10 21:15 Kuribon (Female Kuriboh) 23:10 Kurivolt 25:30 Rainbow Kuriboh 27:52 Kuriphoton 30:25 Kuribandit 32:48 Sphere Kuriboh 35:00 Relinkuriboh 37:06 Junkuriboh 39:24 Clear Kuriboh 41:51 Kuribohrn 44:15 Linkuriboh 47:30 Linguriboh 48:55 One-Kuri-Way 50:05 Ankuriboh 53:22 Performapal Kuribohble 55:10 The Kuriboh Brothers (Kuribah, Kuribee, Kuribeh, Kuriboo) 1:01:01 Kuribabylon 1:04:30 Astral Kuriboh 1:05:48 Magikuriboh 1:08:12 Performapal BashKuriboh 1:12:55 Performapal ClassKuriboh 1:15:05 Kuribot 1:16:38 Kuribottorero 1:19:40 Generation NEXT 1:20:26 Voltage Summon 1:21:20 Berserker Crush 1:21:56 The Flute of Summoning Kuriboh 1:24:10 Detonate!

[@eneaceribelli8023]

Thank you, appreciated your timestamp breakdown

[@BaxsStudios]

Hm so he doesnt talk about Sangan? Sad sangan always was like a Kuriboh when it unleashed its evilness

[@Ser...98]

You are the best!!! Thank you so much!!

[@jamesbrincefield9879]

Go outside dude

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

@@BaxsStudios No. I was also hoping he would talk about Skilled Brown Magician (which is Kuriboh support) as well as other monsters that are tied to Kuriboh, like Light and Darkness Dragon and Ma'at.

[@superblooper123]

My best guess on Clear Kuriboh is that in japanese it sounds like the name repeats syllables, this demonstrating that there’s more than one kuriboh to THIS kuriboh. Kurikuriboh

[@Pyroniusburn]

It bothers me immensely knowing Rata's normal speaking voice, that his cutesy-voice genuinely gets a "aw that's cute" response out of my brain, I feel the neurons firing and I want to yell at them to stop.

[@pickyphysicsstudent201]

One thing I love about Kuribohs, is that they're continually re-occuring in protagonists (and a few others) decks, across multiple series of the show. They're sort of like unoffical symbols of potential. Its like the spiritual equilavent of how shells in nature keeping contorting into the golden spiral. Or how molecules keeping decaying towards stable combinations of Protons, Neutrons & Electrons. Or how crabs keeping showing up in different periods of Earth's history. Kuribohs keep returning because they just fit the natural criteria of how things should exist. Despite self-destructing upon contact with the enemy, Kuribohs, as a concept, are kind of immortal. They just spawn out of the Aether of Yugioh and will do so forever...

[@kingknightisbestknight7398]

Yusei didn't have Monsters like Junk Magician/Magician Girl or Junk Koriboh

[@angelo9024]

@@kingknightisbestknight7398 he has junkuriboh in the manga

[@KACTPAMA]

Sooooo, what and how much of it did you smoke? Asking for a friend, naturally.

[@JoeMama-dk6xr]

@@kingknightisbestknight7398 maybe but there was kuribon used in the anime by that girl with the fairy dragon

[@machina5]

If they're symbols of potential then why are they all terrible?

[@ultimateshadeofwar]

This is a nice surprise, better then an Archetype Archive, because of how free RATA and Jimbles are free to talk about the images.

[@machina5]

Somehow feels even more scripted though Rata: "get ready for this" *new image that's not even weird* Jimbles: "Oh! Oh my god! What!? I-I-I can't even, what is this even supposed to be!?" Then repeat for 1-2 hours

[@D-Havoc]

I remember that Kuriboh in the Pyramid of Light movie that tried to attack Yugi and it really disturbed me because before that point I used to think Kuriboh really was just a harmless fur ball.

[@BoggarthVT]

I thought that was sangan

[@J3Puffin]

That scene was life-changing, agreed

[@IronMiddo]

Nah it's a Fiend type so you expect it out of nature My question is why was fuckin Ocubeam there?

[@jeremymore451]

That Alt Art Kuriboh is an NFT nowadays. Nobody wants it and it's expensive.

[@CasaiAgicap]

you should have just stopped at it being an NFT, the rest is pretty self evident

[@placeholdertag]

I'd buy it ngl

[@ginger-ham4800]

10:16 Ironically enough, this artwork is 100% accurate to the established YGO Duelist manga design starting from Kuriboh's second appearance in Yugi's duel against Kaiba and his Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon onwards. The yellow limbs, lack of nails, the many Kuriboh's in the background in reference to multiply being used during that duel, even the pose is taken straight from the panels.

[@patdav56]

Kuribabylon was that card I joked with my friends about knowing it would never be printed Then konami said hold my hot sauce

[@Sad-Lesbian]

"Because rank 1's are sooo good" Lyrilusc be like: "Yes hello."

[@machina5]

Good luck summoning those with Kurivolt

[@fortidogi8620]

ufd doesnt count

[@Ocsttiac]

Oh man, I've waited so long for a new one of these! A shame the D/D/D one was lost.

[@SerechII]

There was a DDD one? D:

[@thecursed_1lordofcats738]

I was not aware there is a D/D/D Kuriboh. I typed D/D Kuriboh into Google and the only results were all the kuribohs we know and a bunch of D/D and D/D/D cards.

[@Ocsttiac]

@@thecursed_1lordofcats738 I meant that there was a D/D Pathetic Aesthetic, which was streamed on Rata's Twitch a while ago, but the VOD was unsalvagable or something. You can still find clips from it on his Twitch.

[@Ocsttiac]

@@SerechII Yeah... For some reason, the VOD died, so it's like lost media now.

[@riffmcdude9830]

@@Ocsttiac Damn :(

[@SWad250]

If Multiply was adapted with its manga effect, it’d probably have been pretty good, especially these days. Any monster with 500 or less Atk becomes a field full of tokens?

[@BaxsStudios]

It would need to get banned tbh

[@SWad250]

@@BaxsStudios Oh yeah, it'd be way too free for what it is.

[@eugenideddis]

@@BaxsStudios At this point it’d be worse Scapegoat, which is now semi-limited. It’d still be powerful, but they’re limited by taking up a lot of extra deck slots.

[@BaxsStudios]

@@eugenideddis well but you cant special the turn you zse scapegoat

[@GranMaj]

@@eugenideddis you can't special summon the turn you activate scapegoat.

[@rigulur]

"They turned Crowler into Kuriboh" for the love of god please dont be foreshadowing the next AG line up

[@tylercoon1791]

Ancient Geariboh

[@Jojo-nh4qn]

Oops

[@rigulur]

@@Jojo-nh4qn you know what. as a gears main i'll take anything at this point

[@deletedTestimony]

I always imagined Kuriboh as being this freaky little attic gremlin you could make suddenly leap out and block an incoming attack. I mean other than that's he's just a tribble

[@pyrotempestwing]

You’ve seen Yugi use Multiply on it, right? You’re spot on with that last sentence.

[@TheGuyWhoIsSitting]

The fact so many of the Kuriboh cards are high rarity in Master Duels is disgusting.

[@RainbowSpark2411]

For what I know. In Master Duel if a card was a protagonist "poster boy" is UR

[@Kirraii]

Literally like 4 of the kuriboh deck in master duel are any high rarities and only one is a technical kuriboh, the others being 2 spell cards and a link monster, 2 ur's and 2 sr's lol

[@TrueGamer22887]

@@RainbowSpark2411 yes and also just every archetype has ur and sr. It doesn’t matter how bad the cards or archetype may be, every single archetype has them to ensure no one isn’t spending resources it’s kinda gross. Master duel slaps doe fr fr

[@TrueGamer22887]

@@Kirraii well the link monsters are actually useful and used in a lot of decks

[@Ramsey276one]

A full set of Kuriboh makes for a hell of a toolbox deck I AM going to Generate them all! XD

[@diegorojas2049]

To top it all off, in Kuriboh's first appearance in the DM manga, he has even longer freaky arms

[@VinegarPotato]

58:38 lmfao that serenity joke had me dying

[@felineboat2799]

I’m so happy pathetic aesthetic returned this is my favorite series. I’ve rewatched the entire series like 7 times

[@Simon-yp7rv]

That sounds like you have a pretty empty life lol. Same.

[@OMartinez91]

@@Simon-yp7rv same...

[@Ramsey276one]

In Master Duel: Kuribabylon: Don’t talk to me or my 11 brothers and 3 sisters ever again.

[@PatricioMarino]

13:20 reminder that because of Winged Kuriboh, Jaden should have lost the first episode of GX.

[@KumaPaws376]

Yeah, piercing damage

[@cypherdastro8105]

I just chalk it up to anime effects. Plus they never bring up piercing damage whenever Winged Kuriboh is out so eh 🙃

[@christopherb501]

38:50 It IS a 5D's card. Yusei used it in the ceremonial duel of the manga.

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

“He drops Kuriboh like a bomb but nothing happens” Detonate: Are you sure about that? No, Really Jimbles…are you sure about that?

[@joshuaxiong8377]

That picture on Detonate are the post results of when a Kuriboh has been injected with Nutrient Z. Kuribohs, untampered with, are generally safe.... ish.

[@winter945]

Also doesn't LV10 tribute itself to wipe your opponents board and burn them when they attack?

[@dancorneanu9144]

@@joshuaxiong8377 OG anime Kuribohs were known to to detonate by themselves.

[@succubastard1019]

Original Kuriboh was Dark-attribute for a reason: he's fucking evil. But tbh I like that they decided to make him cute later down the line.

[@mavenYGO]

Can’t believe modern media light washing a dark attribute icon

[@pickyphysicsstudent201]

That was kind of the appeal of early Yugioh, aethestically. You have this gothic mysterious fantasy with all these dark creatures but then it turns out that some of them are alright. They're monsters but they're not bad. It makes you wonder about how bad all this black magic stuff really is. Since then, Kuriboh has had his aethstics adopted into the decks of the characters that use them.

[@DamyWarbeastGuitar]

Also, it is fiend type

[@succubastard1019]

@@mavenYGO Kind of like Stardust Dragon is Wind attribute, but most of his evolutions are Light attribute, for some reason. Oh well, at least they've come back with Dark being a a colour for not-evil monsters as well with Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon, Decode Talker and their evos.

[@Anthintendo]

@@pickyphysicsstudent201, “gothic” isn’t really the right word to describe early Yugioh. “Occult” would be more accurate, especially since a lot of cards and designs are inspired by Japanese occultism.

[@SeraphimKnight]

40:13 Yes there is a pun with the japanese name of Clear Kuriboh. Kuri is a chestnut, so four parts coming apart for a kuriboh sorta make sense. I mean kuriboh is already a pun on chestnuts but yeah, it's like going deeper on the pun.

[@enlongjones2394]

Apparently, One Kuri Way is based on the term “one-click ware”, which is a kind of ransomware.

[@Ramsey276one]

While we wait for their Archetype Archive, here’s an OC expansion! Yu-gi-oh! OC Archetype - Kuribox Kuribabylon: Don’t talk to me or my 11 brothers and 3 sisters ever again. Kuribox Field Spell Place a “Kuribox Counter” on this card each time you Summon a “Kurib” monster with a different name each turn. Fiend and Fairy “Kuri” monsters you control gain 200 ATK/DEF for each “Kuribox Counter” on this card and for each “Kurib” monster you control. You can remove 3 Kuribox Counters from this card to place a “Kuri Counter” on a monster you control. (A monster with a “Kuri Counter” cannot be Tributed, and if it would be destroyed, banished or leave the field because of a card effect, remove a “Kuri Counter” from it instead.) Kuribrothers DARK Fiend Link-2 (E W) 600ATK [Link/Effect] 2 “Kurib” monsters “Kurib” monsters this card points to cannot be destroyed by battle; If they are co-linked, they cannot be banished. Kuribonds DARK Fiend Link-3 (E S W) 900ATK [Link/Effect] 2+ “Kurib” monsters “Kurib” monsters this card points to cannot be targeted for attacks; If they are co-linked, they cannot be targeted by your opponent’s card effects. Kuribrotherhood LIGHT Fairy Link-4 (E S W N) 1200ATK [Link/Effect] 2+ “Kurib” monsters “Kurib” monsters this card points to cannot have their control or positions switched by card effects; If they are co-linked, double their ATK during the Damage step only, if they battle an opponent monster. Triankuribosceles EARTH Fairy Lv1 300ATK 200DEF [Effect] If you would use a “Kurib” monster as Tribute/Material for a Summon, you can also use this card in your Hand as Tribute/Material. If this card was used as Tribute/Material: the Summoned monster gains 300 ATK/DEF, or, if it was on the field, once each turn, it cannot be destroyed or banished. Triankuribacute LIGHT Fairy Lv1 300ATK 200DEF [Effect] If you would use a “Kurib” monster as Tribute/Material for a Summon, you can also use this card in your GY as Tribute/Material (by shuffling it into the Deck). If this card was used as Tribute/Material: you can gain 500 LP or, if it was on the field, you can gain 1000 LP. Triankuribobtuse DARK Fairy Lv1 300ATK 200DEF [Effect] If you would use this monster a monster as Tribute/Material for a “Kurib” monster’s Summon, you can also use a “Kurib” monster in your Hand as Tribute/Material. If this card was used as Tribute/Material: the Summoned monster cannot be the target of the first attack of a Battle Phase, or, if it was on the field, it also cannot be targeted by your opponent’s card effects. Kuribros EARTH Fairy Lv3 900ATK 600DEF [Fusion/Effect] 3+ “Kurib” monsters Gains the effects, 300 ATK, a “Kuri Counter” and an additional attack for each Fusion Material used to Summon it. (A monster with a “Kuri Counter” cannot be Tributed, and if it would be destroyed, banished or leave the field because of a card effect, remove a “Kuri Counter” from it instead.) You can banish a Fiend or Fairy “Kurib” monster from your Hand or GY: For the rest of this turn, this card’s name, Type and Attribute becomes the same as that monster, and it gains that monster’s effects. KuriPals LIGHT Fiend Lv2 600ATK 400DEF [Ritual/Effect] You can Ritual Summon this card with “Sprite’s Blessing” or “Contract with the Abyss”. This card is also treated as a DARK Fairy-type. Once each turn (Quick Effect): one Fairy or Fiend-type “Kuri” monster you control is unaffected by your opponent’s card effects. Each End Phase, you can do one of the following: Add to your Hand a “Kuri” monster that was discarded this turn. Special Summon a “Kurib” monster that left the field this turn. Gain 300 LP for each “Kurib” monster you control; if you gain more than 1000 LP by this effect, draw 1 card. Big Kuribrother LIGHT Fairy Lv4 1200ATK 800DEF [Effect] If you have in your GY or your field another “Kurib” monster when this card is Summoned, you can Normal Summon another “Kurib” monster with a different name. Kuricombination Ritual Spell You can Ritual Summon “KuriPals” or a Level 4 or lower Fiend or Fairy Ritual Monster by Tributing “Kurib” monsters from your Hand or field whose total Levels equal or exceed the Ritual Monster’s. OR Fusion Summon a “Kuri” Fusion monster from your Extra Deck or GY using monsters from your Hand, field or GY, but banish them if any Material from the GY is used. Packuriboh LIGHT Fiend Rank1 600ATK 400DEF [Xyz/Effect] 2+ Level 1 “Kuri” monsters If this monster would be destroyed, banished or leave the field because of a card effect, detach a Xyz Material from it instead. Once each Standby Phase: you can attach a “Kuri” monster from your Hand or field to this card as Xyz Material. Once per turn (Quick Effect): you can detach a Xyz Material from this card to activate the discard effect of a “Kuri” monster in your GY or banished cards. Kuribot-tune EARTH Cyberse Lv1 300ATK 200DEF [Tuner/Effect] KuribroBand EARTH Fairy Lv2 600ATK 2000DEF [Synchro/Effect] 1 Tuner Monster and 1+ “Kurib” monsters The turn this card is Synchro Summoned, you can treat all monsters you control as Tuner monsters, also “Kuri” monsters can be treated as twice their Level for a Synchro Summon. (Quick Effect) after this effect resolves, Synchro Summon a “Kurib” Synchro Monster from your Extra Deck or GY by using this card, monsters you control and/ or Tuner monsters in your hand as Material. KuriBoss DARK Fiend Lv6 2300ATK 2200DEF [Synchro/Effect] 1 Tuner Monster and 1+ “Kurib” monsters The turn this card is Synchro Summoned, “Kurib” monsters you control cannot be destroyed or banished. Big KuriBoss DARK Fiend Lv12 3000ATK 2000DEF [Synchro/Effect] 6 Tuner Monsters The turn this card is Synchro Summoned, “Kurib” monsters you control cannot be destroyed or banished, also their attacks and effects cannot be negated.

[@lunarlady3635]

The idea of "femboy Kuriboh" implies that Kuribohs have a complex understanding of gender and that scares me.

[@ensemble3647]

Well don't worry, Kuribohs don't have a complex understanding of anything

[@anothercomposer7118]

​@@ensemble3647 Linkuribohs contradict your statement considering they seemingly have complex understanding of murder via throwing their victims into a Data Void. A space assumed to delete any whom enter. The other Linkuriboh is never heard from again, and the one that did gets away with no repercussions due to no witnesses and no body to provide a case investigation for the Linkuripolice. The voided Linkuriboh is just assumed missing by all the other ones... Never to be found and eventually forgotten.

[@cyrus6461]

​@@ensemble3647 the closest we got for that is the music kuribohs having some sorta understanding of music

[@ensemble3647]

@@cyrus6461 we both know they just fell into some props and can't figure out how to get the clothes off

[@cyrus6461]

@@ensemble3647 true enough lol

[@someguy4405]

And God opened the eighth seal and behold, there was card art reviews in heaven for the span of an hour.

[@iamatrain4397]

Winged Kuriboh Lv10 is just an Odd-Eyes monster where the Kuriboh is the Konami Orb

[@Alex-pj5wq]

8:20 this kuriboh looks like those shirts they sell at flea markets with like gangster sponge bob or bugs bunny 😭☠️

[@phorchybug3286]

What are the wings for? He's got light wing shields. He's secretly Utopia.

[@shyoss2671]

In 2026 "Utopikuriboh" will be revealed

[@phorchybug3286]

@@shyoss2671 That would be pretty cool.

[@AshBlossomWorshiper]

55:35 oh jesus. I love this part so much. Just 1 long rip into a shitty nft

[@cookiecutter6735]

I want to introduce the idea that those things on Kurivolt are not legs, nor are they hands. That's a moustache.

[@Kyuubi799]

Kuriphoton is basically shaped like a torpedo, because photon torpedo. It's technically a Star Trek reference.

[@CordyMcDonald]

If multiply worked on any monster with 500 or less attack, why wouldn’t yugi use it on big shield Gardna. Think how many big shields that would be

[@david95ms]

In dm they usually have only one copy of each monster, the only one skipping this rule was Kaiba with his 3 blue eyes

[@TheXBladeist]

@@david95ms Which he probably handpicked out of the production line.

[@TheMansterTruck]

@@TheXBladeist iirc he ruined like two people's lives because they wouldn't sell him their blue eyes

[@Rebellions]

@@TheMansterTruck Ruined is a mild way of saying "Literally forced a dude to kill himself"

[@IronMiddo]

Let's not forget he drove his adoptive father to jump out the fucking window Kaiba dont fuck around

[@dat_lamp]

Yes, now I get to hear two folks discuss cat hairballs on cardboard rectangles.

[@felixdaniels37]

35:34 Holy fuck, this made me realize that is literally Pegasus' Eye that gained sentience after it was ripped out of his skull. That is horrifying.

[@centhegibbon8220]

31:00 "When did Punished Snake wear a bandana" *furious typing*

[@maxlimit9129]

58:12 kunai with blockchain made me ascend to heaven

[@ab2aasd]

Junkuriboh's prison tat screams Yusei, but the hair screams Yuma

[@sanae99.9.9]

The original Kuriboh is Dark Fiend type. That's why he looks creepy because he is evil!

[@JarvisBaileyVA]

1:20:27 Rata, is there really nothing happening on Transcendent Wings and Voltage Summon or did you just want to end the stream? Because nothing happens on ANY Kuriboh card, but Jimbles and chat managed to make them funny with a little effort.

[@randomusername3445]

The kuriboh cards more than any other are the reason yugioh needs flavor text. Just to explain the difference between them.

[@falscher2]

The problem is that they often do not have space for it due to the wordy effects.

[@ginger-ham4800]

It's only a matter of time before Konami makes a Kuriboh that directly supports HERO because THEMING. We got a Dark Magician Kuriboh already after all.

[@randomusername3445]

@@ginger-ham4800 caped kuriboh. It's just winged kuriboh with a red cape and avian mask

[@Gigacorn]

This was a treat to watch live. I'll never look at Astral Kuriboh the same way ever again

[@Anthintendo]

I’m not at that part of the video yet, so I don’t know what they say about it, but to me: After Rainbow Kuriboh suffocated from being trapped in its spandex Pride Month costume, it died and came back as a ghost.

[@bl00by_]

@@Anthintendo He's a scraped sketch of a ghost.

[@Gigacorn]

@@Anthintendo That's not that far off from what they say LMAO

[@smackerooonii7001]

Day 1 of requesting a 10 hour long pathetic aesthetic on every single archfiend

[@HytoGuitarstyle]

thank you so much Rata, you're a blessing I kept re-watching all the Pathetic Aesthetic ones, you know Dimension Dragons: Purple poison. Numbers: number c96 dark storm. Ojamas: Ojama country.

[@ImpulseACE]

whats your assault mode favorite

[@spartanz2612]

I was here before Rata willed Kunai with Blockchain into existance.

[@mitchnewara3229]

Kuribullfighter: My name is kuriboh Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 🤣

[@dylanfrancis5996]

Pathetic Aesthetic is back?! Hell yeah!

[@toxicscope511]

Doing the fucking HERO episode? Nah But spending a whole ass hour talking about fucking Kuriboh artwork? Now that's my jam

[@Ragnarok540]

39:24 this is how new kuribohs are born. Also, kuriboh sex.

[@friendleefailee]

Ah yes of course Kuriboh sex involved around self mutilation.

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

1:08:18 I absolutely love how perfect Jimbles' Performapal BashKuriboh voice is. Rolling the R's and everything. Amazing

[@SaintSentry]

More Rata? More Jimbles? More BALLS? Sign me up!

[@AniGaAG]

For many of these I don't even get how or why they're supposedly Kuribohs. They're just sort of round things with eyes... by that logic, are Tenderness and Watapon also Kuribohs?

[@TheShinyFeraligatr]

No mention of how original Kuriboh's eyes are straight up just Pac Man?

[@exzyyd392]

48:58 "Linkuriboh, you are going to Brazil"

[@lovedekaminski4749]

Kuribohs are born from Konami orbs

[@__-be1gk]

Surprised that no one mentioned the Christmas Kuriboh is a Performapal, meaning it's related to Odd-Eyes

[@luckyday5721]

I would love a character is the face of wealthy gentlemen who isn't wealthy but is so happy with the life they have lived a mug of water and a cardboard box for a chair is the greatest comfort life can give...I wish I could be that humble

[@CraftyChicken91]

The cope is immense coming from Rata when he found out Takahashi drew ankuribo

[@arbington]

An hour and a half of Rata and Jimbles rambling about fuzzy balls? Sign me up.

[@Red-mg4ro]

Oh thank god. I've been watching the other PAs on loop in the bg when I work for weeks. I've memorized them to a concerning extent.

[@Alb410]

Winged kuriboh red mode is my tech against sky striker.... for some reason

[@Phlyo]

I'd have never thought that I'd be able to witness another Pathetic Aesthetic upload. Kuribohrn has blessed us.

[@CosmicDogoran]

Oh boy, more Jimble's Jambles!

[@kcwjunior1AceAttourny]

7:25 so... in the manga, one could hypothetically make infinite ojamas? give us that version of multiply

[@nintenx1235]

Kuriboh are like hairless cats. They can look creepy but they probably won’t hurt you unless you piss it off.

[@thegreatscribbles960]

Clayman's looking down like he will never forget what happened to bubbleman...

[@DeathAlchemist]

I think relinkuriboh is meant to be kuriboh after being absorbed by thousand eyes and then spat out. Which means it should look like thousand eyes and not relinquished, but details.

[@thedootlord]

At 1:20:15 what if the reason it searches kuribo monsters is because clayman is really a mech suit with kuribo in it

[@real-as-f]

Whenever a new Pathetic Aesthetic drops, I am reminded I exist

[@juanaguilar4612]

There is something very charming about them speaking Spanish in a pretty solid Spanish accent

[@jackbenimble4903]

This caused me to realize Kuriboh has pacman eyes. Can’t believe my 18ish years of Yu-Gi-Oh! I never noticed this.

[@Leopoldshark]

Pac-Man bad end where Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde fused into one giant ghost and ate both Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man

[@HazeEmry]

Reminds me of how anime eyes can be drawn as amogus and work

[@overfailed3639]

He is back! YES! And even with such an... Video... I don't know... Feels wrong saying something good about Pathetic Aesthetic... Great comedy? Yeah, seems right.

[@ParmMannREBORN]

"Kunai with Blockchain"

[@wow-effect]

"Punished snake never wore a bandana!" *furious typing

[@Nershedify]

The entire Manga to Anime to Game line in this game is so scuffed when talking about the multiply manga/anime effect and artwork. A lot of older cards got their artwork adapted straight to the card from Manga and the GX manga writers often had blurbs talking about how often they had to change card effects to make the storyline work. This gets multiplied further when you then have to adapt it to a 20 minute episode. Hell, the entire first series of cards was almost card for card based on the "Duel Monsters" game in the original series more than the actual real world game.

[@alisethera9349]

Only the first series was based on a Manga. For the rest of the series, the anime came first.

[@squigin3380]

@@alisethera9349 my balls were sent to the shadow realm 🤪

[@joshuaxiong8377]

i was wondering what it was, so i looked up what "yugioh but AI" was and found this effect while scrolling: [Dark Five] (Level 5) {light} (Spellcaster/Effect) [1700 ATK / 1000 DEF] If you control a light normal monster, you can special summon this card (from your hand). If summoned this way, treat it as a tuner. _YOU CANNOT SPECIAL SUMMON MONSTERS FROM THE EXTRA DECK, EXCEPT XYZ MONSTERS._ i hadn't laughed in tears for a while, this was brilliant.

[@Hanmacx]

Sadly I couldn't find it

[@helloitsme472]

@@Hanmacx it's a Twitter bot

[@steelblake]

Rata: I don't think this thing was supposed to be cute. Indeed. Do you guys remember in the first movie when Yugi finished the Millenial Puzzle and when saw all the monsters there was a fucking menacing Kuriboh between them? That shit definetly wasn't cute