ranked = neo vs 100 agent smiths (Super Auto Pets)

[@tuoosaurus1780]

Pretending to be a plant in a seasonal environment in the northern hemisphere bit is goated

[@quieranpatricio]

“There’s two different ways to look at time, dumbass,” is my new favourite sentence.

[@briguy2556]

Having a time limit on the banter between rounds will be a double edged sword...

[@sscswimmer1]

I felt bad for the other people in the lobby until I remembered that they're all sniping him anyway.

[@MexiCoe]

Ranking the squad names, but then randomly scoring some out of 10 and some out of 5 without apparently realising made me laugh so hard - i genuinely can't tell if he was trolling or completely unaware 😂

[@HarryAyA]

NL "we're not getting players who are uniquely targeting us" Me, looking at the guy called Him me him him me.

[@zackmullin-bernstein1912]

Librarians video was like a trailer for this buffet of pogs

[@yoslo6832]

So I should watch this whole thing even though I saw the whole librarian video?

[@zackmullin-bernstein1912]

@@yoslo6832more pogs to mine here for sure

[@thomaspaine2217]

absolutely@@yoslo6832

[@xian2themax]

What is librarian

[@the_e_letter]

@@xian2themaxlibrary of congress but for pogcraziness

[@william14able]

They really gotta put in a tighter timer. It’s a game where you roll for emoticons. How long could it possibly take.

[@Oscar31YT]

In tournament matches I pretty regularly use almost all of the timer, there’s a lot to think about. Sap is more complicated than chess frfr :100: :triumph: :fire: :fire:

[@rosengre]

@@Oscar31YT McScuse me but did you say tournaments… for SAP?

[@JimmyStuch]

You’re part of the problem 😂@@Oscar31YT

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

@@Oscar31YT I hope you are kidding. And no you don't need that much time. You got 3 options. Roll, Draft, Buy. If you need that much time, learn to use less than. It's a ridiculous amount of time.

[@Oscar31YT]

@@rosengre yeah, there’s been a pretty substantial competitive scene for a while. I’m actually playing a semifinal match this weekend for Team Tour Season 6

[@KyoPewz]

13:48 THE ABSOLUTE CLASSIC "Snakes a little late here" at the EARLIEST POSSIBLE MOMENT it can show up. We love to see it folks. Even when he clarifies he's going with SCALING OVER TIME instead of the immediate power of snake sniping. ICANT

[@lukaspip10]

"too late for a snake" "it's literally the earliest possible time" "doesn't matter if its the earliest snake if buying a snake means I die" he do be on that gasleak gaslighting arc

[@william14able]

I love how he then ridiculed the guy in chat that pointed it out. Amazing.

[@NachtBogen]

I would try ranked but i feel like i would go crazy waiting on the people taking the full turn timer.

[@Oscar31YT]

It’s really not that bad, especially in 1v1s. I haven’t encountered a single person yet who just waits out their turn timer every turn to be toxic

[@gliecco]

I don't really know if it's on purpose or if it's something game server related but literally every time I've played it a player always took the full time

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

It's ridiculous. No way am I sitting around that long to play SAP. It's not THAT complicated.

[@HiFisch94]

​@@glieccoMaybe you should just enter your choice

[@eboo__o2262]

it is 2 minutes.... instant gratification has destroyed our society

[@MCC03]

Did anybody see when he took off his headphones at 10:52 that he is BALD???

[@isingra]

HE’S BALD?????

[@andrewrivera1]

now imagine if he took a radio with that last team

[@Obreezy425]

"I love melons" said every guy ever, lol

[@rhysdenno5993]

Love seeing some bald unity between the egg and the melon ✊

[@cinnasauria]

One of those three games you did off-stream was also one of my first three ranked games! I told my friends "Northernlion is here I have to win" and then got really bad RNG and then threw by making bad decisions. It was fun. Immediately afterwards Stanz was also in my next match and I had the exact same experience you just described. Pretty sure the game is coded so that I specifically get worse RNG when playing against streamers? The devs should fix that bug.

[@MrHeart12]

for someone that I think is hilarious NL finds a lot of things i think are dumb to be the best thing ever. Not that chiblee doesnt have his moments but NL laughs at every word that comes out of that dudes mouth and it blows my mind. and then this exchange student thing is not funny at all to me but he thinks itst he best thing ever. we really do be different types of people out here.

[@youri7229]

The people who haven’t seen the Librarian’s vid aren’t ready for the greatness of the ranked SAP arc….

[@AlmostInCompliance]

Brian Jordan Alvarez getting the NL seal of approval, it's a match made in heaven.

[@Flamerunner451]

I can’t believe he knows TJ Mack

[@AlmostInCompliance]

@@Flamerunner451 that is my SOM!!

[@KKJazz]

He’s getting his master in reserch and sciemps

[@Flamerunner451]

@@AlmostInCompliance I wish I knew how to type out that forced cough/laugh thing he does in every other sentence

[@uberrix6915]

pegged out of my gourd rn

[@mjb3190]

ranked is fantastic for NL. He has time to banter but its limited so the game will move along. Plus, he'll be up against people at his skill level so he wont have as many blown out games, once his elo settles that is. I think he might get upset by the number itself and give up on ranked but I hope not. NL if you read this, if you think you're below average, ranked will mean more wins. if you think you're above average, non-ranked is the way to go.

[@Flamerunner451]

I literally had the thought when the video started if NL knew about the BJA cinematic universe and he mentions it halfway through the video. Never thought I’d see the day

[@TewifyingUwU]

To answer your question, the public library is funded by tax dollars.

[@dozenthdragon]

One thing that we lose in ranked because of the turn timer is the 5 minute long NL rants where he does absolutely nothing in-game and then is like "anyway what was I talking about"

[@toppersonal1919]

my guy really laughed at pOOpdick

[@razacosmicaedits]

classic

[@coupdegrace235]

at 19:13. i really thought that after he saw the lemur, he'd be singing. "when i saw its face. i'm a be-lemur"

[@ikop5829]

Oh no, all the backseating over the years and he's actually verifiably cracked.

[@danielwinkler2891]

I can't believe NL is "MY SOHM" guy-pilled

[@aimanebenour5464]

That plant mimicking killed me 😂

[@Lucifers-Stepdad]

These ranked lobbies are insane!

[@JohnBoyGamer1]

I love when my gourd gets pogged in

[@MrAlexLandry]

More. Please. I’m back on the SAP TRAAAAAIN BABBBBYYYY!

[@baseballgenius3]

“I love melons, man” - NL, 2023

[@carotgaming7969]

Bro loved melons so much he decided to cosplay as one

[@AnarchoLoserist]

him taking off the headphones really sells exactly how bald he is

[@duser]

I once asked chatGPT to tranlsate an English article to Italian and all it did was add -a to the end of every word. Justa wanteda toa adda toa thea bita ata 27:35

[@m4r1o148]

I'm begging someone, anyone. I NEED a link to the videos NL was playing throughout this. The dude speaking broken English.

[@samgomez9942]

NL ranking names from 1 to 10, then switching to 1 to 5, just to revert back to out of 10 is insane

[@osgrace3341]

Making a tierlist of scalers without the mosasaurus squirrel mandrill pill combo is wild 😅

[@hyeonkang9203]

The snake was as early as it could've been...

[@DavidLodgeclassof]

Turn 9: "snake is a little late."

[@2014Alm]

love the little isaac reference.

[@harryblock_3826]

They should get the average turn timer after a couple weeks of ranked and add a few seconds then make that the timer, rather than the 2 minutes which seems way too long

[@LoFiFox.]

🍉 The watermelon supporter has logged on 🍉

[@untexan]

As soon as NL gets stunlocked by chat he plays much worse, then chat makes fun of him for playing much worse

[@Phoenix0F8]

14:30 this goes so hard WTF

[@griffon1115]

Finally back

[@ValeBridges]

28:28 repentance pog

[@orisno1246]

Titles don’t miss

[@MillsJonEric]

I just need to know if NL has seen Dracula Flow 3.

[@miguelangelalonsorodriguez9220]

Beware the pogvalanche everyone

[@OfficiallySpu]

"I gotta think about that one" ☠💀☠

[@thisismywill]

What the turkey doing

[@TropicalPhysics]

KZbin only viewers will not realise what has been lost between the last SAP stream video and this one :(.

[@EaSyMoNeY277]

And now, i schleep

[@oscargonzalez3599]

Bro no taking that leach when he have a peacock hurst....

[@HiFisch94]

Hahaha, 1:38 did I hear that right?

[@pettermiranda4651]

Is ranked sap live on mobile?

[@MoonMoon-bj9jr]

All time SAP title

[@cassiboi1423]

there’s another cassidy that plays this game?!

[@jaredgibson3785]

Made a comment about the snake and as soon as I posted it he grilled the crap out of a twitch viewer for the exact same thing Egg is cracked

[@kerst4738]

i watched the whole thing, and 2 things stand out.. 1- you like melons, which is fine. But NO WAY were you in high school in 1991 NL hahahaha

[@_lukasoreo]

+2 on the melon bit

[@haisea.670]

ontario has some good melons which may have skewed your views

[@carrieullrich5059]

Watermelon is delicious

[@SkullKidd318]

Where's the "I should call her" 🤔

[@NicolaeHolley]

Wait why is Richard Dawkins canceled?

[@Dasheara]

He's apparently gone full transphobe. He wrote an article about 'what is a woman' and simplisticly answering a woman's 'an adult female free of Y chromosomes' which straight up ignores how common intersex people are (about 1 in 1000). Apparently he has acknowledged intersex people exist but then dismissed them as unimportant. He's also done the usual thing - hosting Helen Joyce and only bringing up things about her rhetoric he agrees with, declaring trans people are only trans because of peer pressure, and that all the bullying about transgender is aimed one way, at people like him. Athiest JK Rowling, basically - Never outright vicious but openly supporting people who are and declaring all trans people are weakminded victims.

[@Jason-ol1ty]

what is a woman?

[@lukaduke7629]

He’s not. He was denounced by a radical minority group for speaking scientific fact.

[@CandeedYams]

A snakes a little late on turn nine 🤨

[@taurenrogue]

leave it to chat to have the most horrid opinions like always, watermelon is great

[@jondoe2542]

Mah boy is melonPilled so fn hard

[@dudekazoo]

It's so weird that NL makes me laugh so much but everything that makes HIM laugh is 0% funny to me (except chiblee. Chib naysh!)

[@smackedpickle]

RANKED W/ LOBBY TIMER IS GOATED Finally this mf actually has to play the game instead of getting stunlocked by chat for 45 minutes per VOD

[@Lovehandels]

I love 1v1 vs mode! it's so fun! vs 8 not so much just too many ppl with a deck that can just ko you first round

[@azewyy]

What happened to SAP ???

[@Bubblehead64O]

He's bald?!

[@mcgoo721]

People that have more than two kids are weird and gross.

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

This rank better get fixed. What an absolute waste of time between rounds. You got idiots wasting 2 minutes on round 1 and 2. Also, remember when the Ox was actually a good pick?

[@mdoubleub]

"strongest lobby he's ever seen" plays like absolute garbage. hahaha

[@Nightknight1992]

the way he always starts with a weak unit in a bulldog weekly without checking enemy teams irks me xd

[@B1aQQ]

It's just not funny. The guy is not funny.

[@TheQuietKnight]

Wow first?

[@Jared460]

pleases make a video where you think more then you talk.